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The "SHE DID THE SPRINKLER AT THE OLYMPICS???" needs to be on a soundboard
Absolutely.😂😂😂
For a split second I thought JSchlatt talking 😂
Man what is the song that plays during that bit? It sounds soo familiar
I AM CACKLING!!!!!
Goro Majima’s breakdancing is better than this, and he uses it to fight.
1:13 it’s not for an abortion, it’s built in memorial for miscarriages. Sculptor is Timothy P. Schmalz.
way less controversial, and actually addressing a tragic cause that affects thousands. good sculpture, props to that dude.
As someone who is pro-choice, I'm super pissed on behalf of everyone who actually cares about children and especially the people who actually want kids in regards to someone using the image to try to spread their propaganda.
That's an amazing sculpture to memorialize lost lives.
Is his P. Schmalz?
Thank you so much. that sculpture is meaningful when i know the full meaning.
Thanks for helping lessing the anount of misinformation. ❤
Damien's outrage at the Australian breakdancing is so great. Like that's some middle school talent show type dancing bro
Bold of you to assume the middle school wouldn't ban breakdancing for being "gang-related".
By far worse, actually. At least middle-schoolers have the excuse of just being young, dumb and inexperienced kids.
This fuck up has been breaking dance for a decade, apparently.
I want to know exactly how she made it to the Olympics because she so fucking awful, there's no way she could have gotten there legitimately.
As an aussie I agree that was absolute shit
@@LettuceWithLegs - As an Aussie I didnt give a shit about it, why, because that isnt a sport that should be in the Olympics anyway. Not to mention they were only there because of 'sponsors' and other crap related to such. Blame the media for it getting so much after-games popularity it isnt funny.
@@Ryanthusar THANK YOU! it's such a dumb category for the *Olympics.* We were definitely making fun of it.
11:23: Rick was Rickrolled once, when he did an AMA on Reddit. Someone claimed to be a huge fan, and said they got to go backstage at one of his concerts. He should have known better than to click the link, lol. It was well played.
are you melting
R/Ihadastroke
No, not melting or a stroke, just very bad at typing on mobile o.o
@@jimwormmaster hope you reform soon
but then he rickrolled the nation at the macy's thanksgiving day parade
0:52 I literally thought "drunk angel throwing up on a trashcan" before they explained what it was lmao
Same
Something like that I thought as well 😂
Also, that description of what the statue represents isn’t even true.
i thought it was a whale on a bench
@@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl Im curious, do you know the meaning of the statue? If so what is it?
now i just wanna watch the 10 minutes of damien looking at the paris breakdancing drama
I would kill for a blooper reel
The censoring should be replaced with a loud goose honk
Agreed
Agreed
No, I like the Re:Zero trauma OST
Untitled goose game style
Agreed
Damien‘s laughter always makes these videos more fun to watch
2:31 in that show, Madeline Wunch had some good zingers thrown at her. My favorite was when she exited the elevator, someone said to Holt “I’d love to stay and chat, but someone is about to report her missing Dalmatian fur coats.”
15:28 it could be a really fun movie idea, like three brothers who want to make their school’s basketball team and the magic lamp and they wish to be better at basketball, but they aren’t specific enough and end up as professional basketball players, and classic comedy movie shenanigans,and ends wholesomely
i thought that angel was supposed to be really hungover and throwing up... i thought the crib was a trash can... uh.
Same
*you say with an angel pfp*/j
Me too. Then, when I realised what it was, I felt confused coz like if it's a guardian angel couldn't it now hang out in heaven with the aborted baby? Like, don't angels hang in heaven most the time and just visit Earth for work or something?
"Eughh, your baby is hideous, I'm gonna barf!"
Well that's why he couldn't do his job
The incredible amount of rage that was just produced from this person when they began talking about the Paris Olympics, goodness gracious
3:50
To be fair, even bordering states can have completely distinct ideologies, architecture, culture, and even laws,
Because the state government has more control than the federal one.
This is every country, my man
You know what?
Sure buddy.
Regions in the US do have a lot of distinctions. Wildly different ethnic groups, languages and dialects, and incomes as different as some european countries.
@@JohnBoxer if you think Minneapolis Minnesota and Biloxi Mississippi are in the same cultural group you have not traveled.
@@DanaTheInsaneI’ve been to Minneapolis and I’d say it’s unique compared to every other us city. It felt more like a Canadian city than an American one
1:00 I saw a hungover angel throwing up into a strangely wide trash can before the caption was read... And based on the comments it looks like I'm not the only one who read the statue that way
6:56 thank goodness they blocked this guy's eyes out, otherwise someone might recognize him in public
10:40 from what I've heard, Rick Astley get rickrolled pretty f*cking often
"thats why we call it Alabama wedding" damn
"In God we trust, in cousins we thrust, amen"
@@Big-Eich-für-ParlamentPAUSE!
Nah. RESUME @@ObadiahQRex
@@Kalamarine_Animal You do know incest is sinful, right‽
@@ObadiahQRex yeah, but I like causing chaos
10:57 Astley himself has been rickrolled a few times; in an interview with Larry King, Astley stated that the first time he fell for the prank was through an email his friend sent him during the early days of the phenomenon. Rick Astley has been recalled by his own song.
I think it’s hilarious that they censored the eyes of tattoo guy like that would keep people from recognizing him.
IIRC he has f-off tattooed on his eyelids and must have had his eyes closed so they censored them.
1:58 76% of that number is 59 421.36 which means that many voted for mr beans and 18,765 voted for her, if anyone was wondering (:
Just googled her and, yeah, she does porn. The people have spoken. We don't want OnlyFans. We want Mr Beans.
How did 0.36 of a person vote
@@capybara85Someone recently had some SPAM before casting their vote
1:44 I think the insult is that literally anything can be used as a doorstop so he's basically calling him useless
I'd give the '67 protons' kid extra points for that class for being observant cause that was gold!
13:56 As someone who's ethnically Indian living in America, this is a very common mistake. People even argue with me that India is a subcontinent therefore I'm not Asian. I don't even know what to say to these people.
If this is rare insults then why is the lady on the thumbnail well done?
That lady is beyond well done. She is congratulation.
(Yes, I stole this joke.)
0:41 I was expecting something like "that marriage is gonna disolve faster than the south"
the mythbusters werent friends???? im screaming, crying, and throwing up rn
If the child was aborted then they definitely didn't get it a cradle
My exact thoughts
Yeah because that isn't the OG story. It was a stillborn, I think. Or definitely more grown, maybe an infant. Definitely not an abortion. Who would make a whole ass statue for a gummy bear?
@@melorawr1608 also no, it was a sculpture made as a memorial for miscarriages.
Saying paper mario is trash is opening the lid to pandora's box
I did dunk in Damien for his Sweater Weather take, and will not apologise
That ChatGPT was literally plagiarism with the world's flipped around. Weak.
Edit: words, not world's. Guess ChatGPT beat me.
Exactly, I feel like I've heard all of those insults before. Especially since language learning models grab from the internet, and are essentially just a different less-convenient kind of search engine when they're not being used for roleplay or text-based games
Rick Astley has said he has been rickrolled many times.
ChatGPT 4 roast for redditors: Redditors will call someone “built like a fridge” while their chair is screaming in 240p. They’re out here rocking Cheeto-stained fingers, arguing about cardio on r/fitness like their last sprint wasn’t to catch the ice cream truck.
It's not rare as in uncommon, it's rare as in half-baked
1:27 Tom Morello??? The guitarist of Rage Against The Machine!?!
He often brings his mom onto his Sirius XM show. She's unintentionally hilarious.
Love his "Radio Commandante"
"You look like a memory" is so surreal that I don't know if you could even call it an insult.
10:38 he has actually gotten Rick Rolled by his own song and people on Reddit couldn't get enough of it for a while
4:33 I dont know why the username is censored. We all know that its pukicho.
Pukicho is a menace.
Pm Seymour fans would know that icon a mile away
12:24 This image genuinely hurts to look at. Does that poor lady feel pain from that?
It goes:
Five-va
Nine-na
R/rareinsults is going downhill 💀
It’s been going downhill
Subreddit life cycle goes something like this
1 create new sub
2 topic is relevant and funny
3 it gets overtaken by people who do not understand the meaning of the Subreddit
4 it becomes another meme Subreddit
5 repeat
@@Mikhail_Malekov935-zs1is Yeah, basically
2:52 bro looks like a poorly funded wish-supplied tellitubby
3:07 looking like the Grinch who stole xmas dinner 😂
14:52
Better version, replace the buns with cake instead of bread, the meat with a fudge like chocalate, and either as a sauce or a filling inside the fudge, Nutella.
And spinkles as the seeds on top of the bun.
22:35 She looks like the Grinch and Michael Jackson combined
3:30 OH SHOOT ITS ZYZX_ doing a voiceover
Nah I’m joking but it’s funny how similar y’alls screams/yells are
4:47 AND HERE IT IS AGAIN
18:20 the fact that i have actual real “the whole class applauded” moments, like when a classmates bday was announced (it shows on the register) the first reaction was a whole round of applaud 😭
22:33 "Ever dream this man? Every night, all over the world, hundreds of people dream about this face."
8:55 lots of babies come out looking squished, soggy, and confused... give them a couple of months... nearly all will grow out of it 😂
If the angel has a crib to cry over that means they probably wanted the baby.
"If I wanted to die, I'd jump from my IQ to yours" 🤣
0:16 calm down joe
Who is this “joe” you speak of?
@ Swanson
@parkle8690 oh no
@parkle8690joe mama
23:14 I mean... they cheated on her, they kinda deserved it lmao
This is still a very extreme reaction to being cheated on. She clearly has some severe anger management issues if she thinks taking saws to your car is an appropriate response.
@@IkeFanBoy64 that's a prop for a movie trailer
@@Tyranid_Hive_Mind that makes more sense
Still, IF that was real, I'd be extreme
20:03 strikes me as the professional personification of the bubble in the crust of a Banquet microwaveable pot pie.
5:17 No, Damien, that's In Vitro Fertilization. They tried for 17 years, then went to a fertility clinic, had some eggs fertillized in a petri dish and then implanted. They generally implant a higher number of embryos than the number of kids you actually want because a few of them tend to die, but sometimes too many of them make it.
Oh neat I didn’t know that, thanks!
The car one was actually a prop from a movie. don't ask me what one, idk, just remember seeing it before.
10:59
ChatGPT telling a joke: "And don't even get me started..."
Everybody: "SHUTUP! Just SHUT. UP!"
When you call the rosary a necklace, its very disrespectful
If anyone has ever watched DougDoug, GPT has some fire freaking insults. It's the most entertaining thing to hear a unicorn insult your intelligence.
Second, an easy way to count syllables is if your lower jaw moves up and down. When you save five, the ve is more like veh/vuh for emphasis, but it's smaller than the first "fi". I supposed you could say that it's 1 and a half syllables. Some people do a subtle second drop, especially when enunciating either nine or five.
I don't know why we used to be madly in love with Justin Bieber bowl cut brushed to the side haircut as if you stepped outside during a wind storm getting that perfect bird's nest hair. Honestly there needs to be a study on why do young teens love birds nests' hair so much. I can already hear the awful noise of a hairbrush getting stuck and your hair getting broken or ripped out.
3:21, Texas roasts Australia over Olympic Breakdancing. The whole world roasts America over what they think a conscious president is.
23:20 Wolverine more like a deathclaw
4:15 im just immagining them fusing toghether like the steven universe's cristal gems or like a dragon ball z fusion
ok... everytime you finish reading a post, i have to press a button twice to see the next post, and when i do that is like when a friend is trying to be funny by reading reddit posts, but when i dont , its the same thing but hes also doing my reaction for me.
i used to be the same, and dont stop showing the reddit posts, i dont want to go on reddit, its like deciding wich type of minefield you want to to step in... oh wait thats twitter
7:30 Dude looks like human version of walls in public bathroom
as someone who was raised a sheltered christian, damien calling a rosary a "necklace" is infinitely hilarious to me
00:00 I was absolutely not expecting a ratio by elite dangerous
this video was released at 11:00 am
9AM for me :D
10:46
Certainly a "BROTHER THIS GUY *STINKS!!"* moment
Bish, that not a human. The one the Mimics from Vita Carnis that kid needs to RUN.
17:16 I could be wrong, but I think this is a reference to that once Olympic pole vaulter who DQed because his “pole” hit the bar.
8:49 My guy looks 50 years old and one year old at the same time. 🤣
“Prey animals reproduce” me:… have you looked up giraffes?
3:54 not actually true. different accents, different attitudes, and some linguistic minorities like the cajun community or pennsylvania dutch, not to mention indigenous peoples.
the thumbnail: a hairless tanned mole rat or a very tanned granny
15:43 guy on the right is comedic relief for sure
I literally could not have needed a rare insults video sooner, 8 hours late but came in clutch
The angel just looks like a drunk dude puking in an empty flower bed 💀
Bro with the wine glass looks like a high elf from Oblivion
6:57 I think the censoring of the eyes is redundant in this case. He’s got that one in eight billion one hundred eighty two million three hundred ninety six thousand eight hundred seventy seven face.
I don't know why, but "capital TEETH" is the one that finally got me so badly I couldn't breathe. Uff da.
0:05 the fact the pfp showed a elite dangerous logo is just so funny 🤣
9:43 poor buddy, so sad.
17:49 thats the smartest insult ever, imma need to look at the periodic table again to see *if I can make more-*
the break dancing section of the video you did a one to one zyxz impression when hes screaming ONE. TO. ONE. 😭
6:56 Love that they censored the guys eyes, like that's going to protect his identity.
OOOOOHHHH The Holmium roast was epic, that kid needs a prize!
20:50 those look like you kicked someone's face in and forgot you were wearing white shoes.
The Aussie woman breakdancing would be outmatched by any 5-year-old
6:12 why does that look exactly like my manager?
Who needs chat gpt when you have Wendy's.
I like how they scratched out his eyes like that was going to conceal his identity 6:56
5:50 is similar to what my mohawk looks like when I brush it out, color and everything lol
the American struggle of having to explain Carls Jr and Rallys to someone from a state that only has Hardee's and Checkers
As an Aussie, I would pay to have Damien Deepdives Aussie Breakdancing.
3:29 had me laughing my ass off
7:00 so glad they colored over the eyes so he's less recognizable in public
Guy with the wine glass looking like Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2. Guess he DID escape the painting.
"Dasani water tastes like it's been inside of a water gun all day"
That's arrowhead
good to know comedians are safe from being replaced by AI for the time being
4:00 Srsly, tho, I flew from South Carolina to Wisconsin to visit a friend for the first time, and she was like, you HAAAAAAVE to try Culvers while you're here! And while we were eating she casually mentions that a distant relative is being sent to help open a new Culvers outside of WI - "It's in, like, Myrtle Beach, SC, I think they have plans for one in some place called Summerville, I think? Do you know where those places are? Are you near there?"
GURL YOU MEAN MY BACKYARD??????? I'm so happy.
13:16 Wendy's is slowly turning into the Karen diner! 😂
22:10 I can say with complete certainty, so much certainty, in fact, that I would swear in court, that a high school girl has never in fact called me hot, or any synonym thereof.