As someone who is pro-choice, I'm super pissed on behalf of everyone who actually cares about children and especially the people who actually want kids in regards to someone using the image to try to spread their propaganda. That's an amazing sculpture to memorialize lost lives.
11:23: Rick was Rickrolled once, when he did an AMA on Reddit. Someone claimed to be a huge fan, and said they got to go backstage at one of his concerts. He should have known better than to click the link, lol. It was well played.
By far worse, actually. At least middle-schoolers have the excuse of just being young, dumb and inexperienced kids. This fuck up has been breaking dance for a decade, apparently. I want to know exactly how she made it to the Olympics because she so fucking awful, there's no way she could have gotten there legitimately.
@@LettuceWithLegs - As an Aussie I didnt give a shit about it, why, because that isnt a sport that should be in the Olympics anyway. Not to mention they were only there because of 'sponsors' and other crap related to such. Blame the media for it getting so much after-games popularity it isnt funny.
Me too. Then, when I realised what it was, I felt confused coz like if it's a guardian angel couldn't it now hang out in heaven with the aborted baby? Like, don't angels hang in heaven most the time and just visit Earth for work or something?
15:28 it could be a really fun movie idea, like three brothers who want to make their school’s basketball team and the magic lamp and they wish to be better at basketball, but they aren’t specific enough and end up as professional basketball players, and classic comedy movie shenanigans,and ends wholesomely
3:50 To be fair, even bordering states can have completely distinct ideologies, architecture, culture, and even laws, Because the state government has more control than the federal one.
Regions in the US do have a lot of distinctions. Wildly different ethnic groups, languages and dialects, and incomes as different as some european countries.
Yeah because that isn't the OG story. It was a stillborn, I think. Or definitely more grown, maybe an infant. Definitely not an abortion. Who would make a whole ass statue for a gummy bear?
2:31 in that show, Madeline Wunch had some good zingers thrown at her. My favorite was when she exited the elevator, someone said to Holt “I’d love to stay and chat, but someone is about to report her missing Dalmatian fur coats.”
1:00 I saw a hungover angel throwing up into a strangely wide trash can before the caption was read... And based on the comments it looks like I'm not the only one who read the statue that way
13:56 As someone who's ethnically Indian living in America, this is a very common mistake. People even argue with me that India is a subcontinent therefore I'm not Asian. I don't even know what to say to these people.
Exactly, I feel like I've heard all of those insults before. Especially since language learning models grab from the internet, and are essentially just a different less-convenient kind of search engine when they're not being used for roleplay or text-based games
Subreddit life cycle goes something like this 1 create new sub 2 topic is relevant and funny 3 it gets overtaken by people who do not understand the meaning of the Subreddit 4 it becomes another meme Subreddit 5 repeat
14:52 Better version, replace the buns with cake instead of bread, the meat with a fudge like chocalate, and either as a sauce or a filling inside the fudge, Nutella. And spinkles as the seeds on top of the bun.
This is still a very extreme reaction to being cheated on. She clearly has some severe anger management issues if she thinks taking saws to your car is an appropriate response.
10:57 Astley himself has been rickrolled a few times; in an interview with Larry King, Astley stated that the first time he fell for the prank was through an email his friend sent him during the early days of the phenomenon. Rick Astley has been recalled by his own song.
ok... everytime you finish reading a post, i have to press a button twice to see the next post, and when i do that is like when a friend is trying to be funny by reading reddit posts, but when i dont , its the same thing but hes also doing my reaction for me.
i used to be the same, and dont stop showing the reddit posts, i dont want to go on reddit, its like deciding wich type of minefield you want to to step in... oh wait thats twitter
If anyone has ever watched DougDoug, GPT has some fire freaking insults. It's the most entertaining thing to hear a unicorn insult your intelligence. Second, an easy way to count syllables is if your lower jaw moves up and down. When you save five, the ve is more like veh/vuh for emphasis, but it's smaller than the first "fi". I supposed you could say that it's 1 and a half syllables. Some people do a subtle second drop, especially when enunciating either nine or five.
0:08 NO WE WANT THE 05 COUNCIL NOT 007 OR 005'7 (SCP reference I know most people do not get it unless they are a fan of it but hey it's still worth it for the ones who know)
I hate the laughing emoji on Facebook, because people don't use it to say "This is funny" 99% of the time. They use it to say "What you said isn't worth looking at, so I will just mock you" They didn't want the thumbs down because it would be "too negative" but the damned laughing emoji react is WAY more negative, ultimately.
4:22 what's even funnier about the mythbusters, in the show Adam seemed like the unhinged one and Jamie seemed like the serious one. However, during interviews Adam is way more down to earth, while Jamie is unhinged.
At 16:00 I think that it could be a rocky road ice cream on a stick. It might be chocolate, vanilla, strawberry or caramel icecream with kind of a cookie crumb coating, with some chocolate chips.
Ngl, when I saw the Angel over the cradle, I thought the Angel was drunk and throwing up. It was partially the hair that did it, but also the head and arms being positioned that way.
6:00 To defend my hairstyle, it's only high effort if you decide you want it to look perfect all of the time. Personally, it's my favorite because it keeps my head cooler than all-around full length while giving me enough hair to dye bright colors. Even if a moderate wind turns it into a bed-head mess.
22:10 I can say with complete certainty, so much certainty, in fact, that I would swear in court, that a high school girl has never in fact called me hot, or any synonym thereof.
1:13 it’s not for an abortion, it’s built in memorial for miscarriages. Sculptor is Timothy P. Schmalz.
way less controversial, and actually addressing a tragic cause that affects thousands. good sculpture, props to that dude.
As someone who is pro-choice, I'm super pissed on behalf of everyone who actually cares about children and especially the people who actually want kids in regards to someone using the image to try to spread their propaganda.
That's an amazing sculpture to memorialize lost lives.
The "SHE DID THE SPRINKLER AT THE OLYMPICS???" needs to be on a soundboard
Absolutely.😂😂😂
For a split second I thought JSchlatt talking 😂
Man what is the song that plays during that bit? It sounds soo familiar
I AM CACKLING!!!!!
11:23: Rick was Rickrolled once, when he did an AMA on Reddit. Someone claimed to be a huge fan, and said they got to go backstage at one of his concerts. He should have known better than to click the link, lol. It was well played.
are you melting
R/Ihadastroke
No, not melting or a stroke, just very bad at typing on mobile o.o
@@jimwormmaster hope you reform soon
but then he rickrolled the nation at the macy's thanksgiving day parade
0:52 I literally thought "drunk angel throwing up on a trashcan" before they explained what it was lmao
Same
Something like that I thought as well 😂
Also, that description of what the statue represents isn’t even true.
i thought it was a whale on a bench
@@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl Im curious, do you know the meaning of the statue? If so what is it?
The censoring should be replaced with a loud goose honk
Agreed
Agreed
No, I like the Re:Zero trauma OST
Untitled goose game style
Agreed
Damien's outrage at the Australian breakdancing is so great. Like that's some middle school talent show type dancing bro
Bold of you to assume the middle school wouldn't ban breakdancing for being "gang-related".
By far worse, actually. At least middle-schoolers have the excuse of just being young, dumb and inexperienced kids.
This fuck up has been breaking dance for a decade, apparently.
I want to know exactly how she made it to the Olympics because she so fucking awful, there's no way she could have gotten there legitimately.
As an aussie I agree that was absolute shit
@@LettuceWithLegs - As an Aussie I didnt give a shit about it, why, because that isnt a sport that should be in the Olympics anyway. Not to mention they were only there because of 'sponsors' and other crap related to such. Blame the media for it getting so much after-games popularity it isnt funny.
@@Ryanthusar THANK YOU! it's such a dumb category for the *Olympics.* We were definitely making fun of it.
now i just wanna watch the 10 minutes of damien looking at the paris breakdancing drama
I would kill for a blooper reel
i thought that angel was supposed to be really hungover and throwing up... i thought the crib was a trash can... uh.
Same
*you say with an angel pfp*/j
Me too. Then, when I realised what it was, I felt confused coz like if it's a guardian angel couldn't it now hang out in heaven with the aborted baby? Like, don't angels hang in heaven most the time and just visit Earth for work or something?
"Eughh, your baby is hideous, I'm gonna barf!"
15:28 it could be a really fun movie idea, like three brothers who want to make their school’s basketball team and the magic lamp and they wish to be better at basketball, but they aren’t specific enough and end up as professional basketball players, and classic comedy movie shenanigans,and ends wholesomely
Damien‘s laughter always makes these videos more fun to watch
3:50
To be fair, even bordering states can have completely distinct ideologies, architecture, culture, and even laws,
Because the state government has more control than the federal one.
This is every country, my man
You know what?
Sure buddy.
Regions in the US do have a lot of distinctions. Wildly different ethnic groups, languages and dialects, and incomes as different as some european countries.
10:40 from what I've heard, Rick Astley get rickrolled pretty f*cking often
If the child was aborted then they definitely didn't get it a cradle
My exact thoughts
Yeah because that isn't the OG story. It was a stillborn, I think. Or definitely more grown, maybe an infant. Definitely not an abortion. Who would make a whole ass statue for a gummy bear?
2:31 in that show, Madeline Wunch had some good zingers thrown at her. My favorite was when she exited the elevator, someone said to Holt “I’d love to stay and chat, but someone is about to report her missing Dalmatian fur coats.”
1:00 I saw a hungover angel throwing up into a strangely wide trash can before the caption was read... And based on the comments it looks like I'm not the only one who read the statue that way
The incredible amount of rage that was just produced from this person when they began talking about the Paris Olympics, goodness gracious
4:33 I dont know why the username is censored. We all know that its pukicho.
Pukicho is a menace.
"thats why we call it Alabama wedding" damn
"In God we trust, in cousins we thrust, amen"
@@Ussonan-Foderation2016PAUSE!
Nah. RESUME @@ObadiahQRex
@@Kalamarine_Animal You do know incest is sinful, right‽
@@ObadiahQRex yeah, but I like causing chaos
1:58 76% of that number is 59 421.36 which means that many voted for mr beans and 18,765 voted for her, if anyone was wondering (:
Just googled her and, yeah, she does porn. The people have spoken. We don't want OnlyFans. We want Mr Beans.
How did 0.36 of a person vote
@@capybara85Someone recently had some SPAM before casting their vote
I think it’s hilarious that they censored the eyes of tattoo guy like that would keep people from recognizing him.
IIRC he has f-off tattooed on his eyelids and must have had his eyes closed so they censored them.
6:56 thank goodness they blocked this guy's eyes out, otherwise someone might recognize him in public
I'd give the '67 protons' kid extra points for that class for being observant cause that was gold!
It's not rare as in uncommon, it's rare as in half-baked
13:56 As someone who's ethnically Indian living in America, this is a very common mistake. People even argue with me that India is a subcontinent therefore I'm not Asian. I don't even know what to say to these people.
3:07 looking like the Grinch who stole xmas dinner 😂
1:27 Tom Morello??? The guitarist of Rage Against The Machine!?!
He often brings his mom onto his Sirius XM show. She's unintentionally hilarious.
Love his "Radio Commandante"
0:41 I was expecting something like "that marriage is gonna disolve faster than the south"
I did dunk in Damien for his Sweater Weather take, and will not apologise
If this is rare insults then why is the lady on the thumbnail well done?
That lady is beyond well done. She is congratulation.
(Yes, I stole this joke.)
That ChatGPT was literally plagiarism with the world's flipped around. Weak.
Edit: words, not world's. Guess ChatGPT beat me.
Exactly, I feel like I've heard all of those insults before. Especially since language learning models grab from the internet, and are essentially just a different less-convenient kind of search engine when they're not being used for roleplay or text-based games
Rick Astley has said he has been rickrolled many times.
It goes:
Five-va
Nine-na
the mythbusters werent friends???? im screaming, crying, and throwing up rn
1:44 I think the insult is that literally anything can be used as a doorstop so he's basically calling him useless
3:30 OH SHOOT ITS ZYZX_ doing a voiceover
Nah I’m joking but it’s funny how similar y’alls screams/yells are
4:47 AND HERE IT IS AGAIN
R/rareinsults is going downhill 💀
It’s been going downhill
Subreddit life cycle goes something like this
1 create new sub
2 topic is relevant and funny
3 it gets overtaken by people who do not understand the meaning of the Subreddit
4 it becomes another meme Subreddit
5 repeat
@@Mikhail_Malekov935-zs1is Yeah, basically
0:16 calm down joe
14:52
Better version, replace the buns with cake instead of bread, the meat with a fudge like chocalate, and either as a sauce or a filling inside the fudge, Nutella.
And spinkles as the seeds on top of the bun.
23:14 I mean... they cheated on her, they kinda deserved it lmao
This is still a very extreme reaction to being cheated on. She clearly has some severe anger management issues if she thinks taking saws to your car is an appropriate response.
Saying paper mario is trash is opening the lid to pandora's box
20:03 strikes me as the professional personification of the bubble in the crust of a Banquet microwaveable pot pie.
10:38 he has actually gotten Rick Rolled by his own song and people on Reddit couldn't get enough of it for a while
When you call the rosary a necklace, its very disrespectful
22:35 She looks like the Grinch and Michael Jackson combined
8:55 lots of babies come out looking squished, soggy, and confused... give them a couple of months... nearly all will grow out of it 😂
"If I wanted to die, I'd jump from my IQ to yours" 🤣
22:33 "Ever dream this man? Every night, all over the world, hundreds of people dream about this face."
10:57 Astley himself has been rickrolled a few times; in an interview with Larry King, Astley stated that the first time he fell for the prank was through an email his friend sent him during the early days of the phenomenon. Rick Astley has been recalled by his own song.
ok... everytime you finish reading a post, i have to press a button twice to see the next post, and when i do that is like when a friend is trying to be funny by reading reddit posts, but when i dont , its the same thing but hes also doing my reaction for me.
i used to be the same, and dont stop showing the reddit posts, i dont want to go on reddit, its like deciding wich type of minefield you want to to step in... oh wait thats twitter
this video was released at 11:00 am
9AM for me :D
the thumbnail: a hairless tanned mole rat or a very tanned granny
12:24 This image genuinely hurts to look at. Does that poor lady feel pain from that?
Bish, that not a human. The one the Mimics from Vita Carnis that kid needs to RUN.
"You look like a memory" is so surreal that I don't know if you could even call it an insult.
If anyone has ever watched DougDoug, GPT has some fire freaking insults. It's the most entertaining thing to hear a unicorn insult your intelligence.
Second, an easy way to count syllables is if your lower jaw moves up and down. When you save five, the ve is more like veh/vuh for emphasis, but it's smaller than the first "fi". I supposed you could say that it's 1 and a half syllables. Some people do a subtle second drop, especially when enunciating either nine or five.
Guy with the wine glass looking like Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2. Guess he DID escape the painting.
If the angel has a crib to cry over that means they probably wanted the baby.
you didn't need to censor pukicho's name. everyone knows pukicho.
0:08 NO WE WANT THE 05 COUNCIL NOT 007 OR 005'7 (SCP reference I know most people do not get it unless they are a fan of it but hey it's still worth it for the ones who know)
10:46
Certainly a "BROTHER THIS GUY *STINKS!!"* moment
"Dasani water tastes like it's been inside of a water gun all day"
That's arrowhead
6:56 Love that they censored the guys eyes, like that's going to protect his identity.
4:43
What the hell did you make me just listen to
15:43 guy on the right is comedic relief for sure
I hate the laughing emoji on Facebook, because people don't use it to say "This is funny" 99% of the time. They use it to say "What you said isn't worth looking at, so I will just mock you"
They didn't want the thumbs down because it would be "too negative" but the damned laughing emoji react is WAY more negative, ultimately.
I literally could not have needed a rare insults video sooner, 8 hours late but came in clutch
"U look like Won't Smith" is CRAZY.
4:22 what's even funnier about the mythbusters, in the show Adam seemed like the unhinged one and Jamie seemed like the serious one. However, during interviews Adam is way more down to earth, while Jamie is unhinged.
0:37 no I asked for a confetti cake
The angel just looks like a drunk dude puking in an empty flower bed 💀
As an Aussie, I would pay to have Damien Deepdives Aussie Breakdancing.
Good God that thumbnail is gonna give me nightmares until I die
OOOOOHHHH The Holmium roast was epic, that kid needs a prize!
At 16:00 I think that it could be a rocky road ice cream on a stick. It might be chocolate, vanilla, strawberry or caramel icecream with kind of a cookie crumb coating, with some chocolate chips.
That one woman on the beach is that one untreated leather seat in a classic car
Ngl, when I saw the Angel over the cradle, I thought the Angel was drunk and throwing up. It was partially the hair that did it, but also the head and arms being positioned that way.
I don't know why, but "capital TEETH" is the one that finally got me so badly I couldn't breathe. Uff da.
9:43 poor buddy, so sad.
17:49 thats the smartest insult ever, imma need to look at the periodic table again to see *if I can make more-*
“Prey animals reproduce” me:… have you looked up giraffes?
I wish somebody would make a playlist of all the emkay censor sound effects I’ve been looking all over the internet!
I love Damien's voice its very enjoyable to listen to.❤
That Glen joke made me WHEEZE, she really does look like them, but don't do them like that, they've been roasted to a crisp already
8:44 Brother low key looks like Matt Rose💀💀
I second that 😂
good to know comedians are safe from being replaced by AI for the time being
6:00 To defend my hairstyle, it's only high effort if you decide you want it to look perfect all of the time. Personally, it's my favorite because it keeps my head cooler than all-around full length while giving me enough hair to dye bright colors. Even if a moderate wind turns it into a bed-head mess.
the American struggle of having to explain Carls Jr and Rallys to someone from a state that only has Hardee's and Checkers
the break dancing section of the video you did a one to one zyxz impression when hes screaming ONE. TO. ONE. 😭
Fun fact Rick Astley has said himself that people dont stop rickrolling him in email and stuff so that chatGPT roast wasnt wrong
4:43 Holy crap! I love that remix too!
Damien roasting the ChatGPT one was great.
22:10 I can say with complete certainty, so much certainty, in fact, that I would swear in court, that a high school girl has never in fact called me hot, or any synonym thereof.
He looks like he's 007 years old
Dude .....😂😂😂 Not the Mucinex booger... Took me the fuck OUT ...
2:14
Mr Beans looks like he's tired of telling her that her ass won't win against a cute kitty cat. This is the internet.
1:42 my friend refers to french people as doorknobs
I, too, would watch a Disney channel movie about three kids who a genie turns into NBA players. Sounds fire.
7:09 bro loves Old spice so much he put Nightpanther on his head
The bbq most Aussies my age grew up with was a hotplate, not a grill.
Liam's response is just perfect.
Damien is the best emkay narrator, fight me.
This isn’t rare insults, it’s murdered by words