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  • "Sorrow is gonna be making these until he's dead. What a one-trick-pony, predictable, no-talent asshole." - Me, to myself, daily
    More r/niceguys: goo.gl/PvnYg8
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    Twitter: / sorrow_tv
    "I’ve just been binging @Sorrow_TV videos and lemme tell you that boy is funnier than a 2015 Ford F-150 Lariat" - NakeyJakey
    "Please sing more" - Ross Barnett

КОМЕНТАРІ • 12 тис.

  • @SorrowTV
    @SorrowTV  6 років тому +3200

    4/19 blaze it

  • @d.s.parentsr6502
    @d.s.parentsr6502 5 років тому +3575

    "Not deserving of my kindness" does not equal "deserving of my malice."

    • @olenickel6013
      @olenickel6013 5 років тому +344

      It's not even kindness. It's just superficial acts with the delusion of receiving some kind of reward for them. True kindness does nice and considerate things without requiring thanks, praise or payment for it.

    • @michaelholtz599
      @michaelholtz599 5 років тому +36

      This is too true! Nice job putting this sub into words!👍

    • @kristenyarbrough4287
      @kristenyarbrough4287 5 років тому +80

      Even so its so true. Like, even if you dont like someone and dont want to be nice to them, you dont have to be mean? Like? We learned this in preschool yall

    • @pissedoffturtle7333
      @pissedoffturtle7333 5 років тому +89

      I think he sees "kindness" as "withholding outright malignancy".

    • @dr.salty.m.d.7021
      @dr.salty.m.d.7021 4 роки тому +1

      D. S. Parent Sr thank you

  • @esperreads8716
    @esperreads8716 5 років тому +4975

    “I love Asian girls, they are super innocent and cute” *cringes hard*

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 5 років тому +509

      Fetishize an entire demographic and that's what you get...

    • @raven2402
      @raven2402 5 років тому +505

      I feel like he watches anime and has a pillow with an anime pic on it lol

    • @paytonkilmer1920
      @paytonkilmer1920 5 років тому +235

      EXCUSE ME. It's called a DAKIMAKURA you uncultured SWINE.

    • @raven2402
      @raven2402 5 років тому +83

      @@paytonkilmer1920 gosh sorry....

    • @paytonkilmer1920
      @paytonkilmer1920 5 років тому +290

      Don't apologize to me; apologize to my collection of Persona 5 body pillows.

  • @Darkcyndermaya
    @Darkcyndermaya 5 років тому +3127

    Onision is a r/nice guy from hell and not even Satan wants him.

    • @mariabrady4900
      @mariabrady4900 5 років тому +65

      YOU'RE SO RIGHT
      THERES A NICE GUY BOOK SERIES HOLY SHIIIIIIITTTTT

    • @trenaeturane976
      @trenaeturane976 5 років тому +12

      Proof? I’m not doubting you I’m just trying to see examples

    • @ambersomething1693
      @ambersomething1693 5 років тому +27

      CraftMacnTee have you ever watched his videos?

    • @trenaeturane976
      @trenaeturane976 5 років тому +9

      Amber Ashley no...

    • @ambersomething1693
      @ambersomething1693 5 років тому +76

      CraftMacnTee good. Don’t watch them, they’re cringy. He acts like he’s entitled to women and good fortune for essentially nothing.
      He’s made SO MANY videos about Eugenia Cooney before she started receiving help, essentially just bashing her for abusing her followers and the examples she’s setting, and not actually showing any concern for eugenias health. All his videos are essentially directed towards whoever is relevant at any given time talking shit about them

  • @russelhobbs2210
    @russelhobbs2210 6 років тому +6480

    Don’t ever stop singing,you funky man you

    • @yeeeee47
      @yeeeee47 6 років тому +36

      Russel Hobbs OH MAH GAWD another person who likes gorillaz!!!!

    • @samgeisler7033
      @samgeisler7033 6 років тому +26

      Because we are totally short on those.

    • @Mannyisgod1926
      @Mannyisgod1926 6 років тому +1

      Who the hell says funky these days

    • @joshuathomas9555
      @joshuathomas9555 6 років тому +53

      @@yeeeee47 Ofc, who doesn't?

    • @helloname3218
      @helloname3218 6 років тому +51

      Honestly he makes my day every time he starts breaking out into songs, LOL.

  • @scriptosaurusrex
    @scriptosaurusrex 5 років тому +1894

    'you literally found my picture in r/crossdressing, what did you expect?!'
    Laughed so hard.

    • @MinimiMax
      @MinimiMax 5 років тому +161

      Add to it the fact that he's calling the person who posted the picture gay while he himself is who found another man attractive.

    • @ImChickenLittle
      @ImChickenLittle 5 років тому +48

      @@MinimiMax he didn't know it was a guy.
      Crossdresser knew he'd get a sexual reaction appearing as a female which is fine being gay and he was in r/crossdressing so there was no deception/trap. Dude should notice he was in that section and know he's seeing the opposite of what he thinks he's seeing. Then again you can't get to certain r/ sections without searching it or something related so unless he has no clue what crossdressing is he didn't get there by accident.
      But from his reaction he's not gay but he is homophobic

    • @tyrus1235
      @tyrus1235 5 років тому +72

      There's also "boi" in their user name. Like, there are two very strong hints pointing to it being a dude, but the Nice Guy completely overlooked them

    • @outclassed4323
      @outclassed4323 5 років тому +57

      Looking for a girl to Mack on in r/crossdressing is like looking for good health care advice on Yahoo answers. You can do it. But results May vary.

    • @AAAAAA-613
      @AAAAAA-613 5 років тому +8

      Yeah, like...what DID he expect?

  • @thisisaname4661
    @thisisaname4661 5 років тому +3230

    Get bent, Ross Barnett. I come to these videos for his singing.

  • @degeneracy_1018
    @degeneracy_1018 4 роки тому +1703

    Random internet person: “Hey, what are you wearing?”
    Me: “skin”

    • @seff6533
      @seff6533 4 роки тому +15

      Whatchu wearing?

    • @Unlimited_Vis
      @Unlimited_Vis 4 роки тому +12

      Whatchu wearing under?

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 роки тому +56

      @@Unlimited_Vis bones

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 роки тому +54

      i had a weird fever dream some guy slid into my dms asking for nudes, and i went 'is a video okay?' and sent him a video of me peeling a banana. he of course went 'wtf' and i explained 'well, it's nudity' bc the banana wasn't covered by its outer layer anymore. really wish my brain would've let me continue that dream because that might've been the most dumbass genius idea i've thought of ever and i'm glad my brain p much just went "i gotchu fam, you ain't ever gonna be at the hands of a nice guy long as i'm around'.

    • @dekelyosifon
      @dekelyosifon 4 роки тому +10

      Seff NETHERITE ARMOR, THOU IS EQUAL, NEIGH, *SUPERIOR* TO THY DIAMOND ARMOR!

  • @itskateke2017
    @itskateke2017 5 років тому +3819

    “Nice guys don’t like makeup”
    *MOM CAN I GO TO SEPHORA*

    • @Sleepy_Starlight
      @Sleepy_Starlight 5 років тому +11

      KateTheBate wait are u Sherriffsunshine on reddit

    • @kiaraomeara2063
      @kiaraomeara2063 5 років тому +8

      Same

    • @tiki-nagasvoice7919
      @tiki-nagasvoice7919 5 років тому +81

      "Can you buy me all the makeup in every store you can think of?" I agree, and I have never worn makeup.

    • @sorayaalcyone2726
      @sorayaalcyone2726 5 років тому +14

      All the makeup, all the time.

    • @har0her059
      @har0her059 5 років тому +37

      Lol be careful that they don’t catch on or the nice guys will be there to hold the door

  • @delvinlora1198
    @delvinlora1198 6 років тому +5130

    Don’t these nice guys realize that the way to a girls heart is to have all 3 Egyptian god cards.

    • @KoiPuff
      @KoiPuff 6 років тому +426

      Just a normal Useless Bitch If you pull out Exodia they fling their virginity at you, proven fact.

    • @shuhongliu4800
      @shuhongliu4800 6 років тому +317

      I thought the fastest way to a girls heart is a chidori?

    • @marycoffelt3041
      @marycoffelt3041 6 років тому +80

      Just a normal Useless Bitch now your talkong real shit

    • @Aryzo
      @Aryzo 6 років тому +59

      Shuhong Liu that's the fastest way to give them a heartATTACK

    • @jimbodoodle8837
      @jimbodoodle8837 6 років тому +48

      Oh its sakura the useless bitch

  • @Ping404
    @Ping404 6 років тому +13677

    NEVER. STOP. SINGING.

    • @isaacjones6323
      @isaacjones6323 6 років тому +67

      Ping 404. I actually don't really like his singing, I think it's kind of annoying.

    • @atidiaX
      @atidiaX 6 років тому +48

      I actually skip all of the singing and also think it's annoying.

    • @homerdominguezjr4145
      @homerdominguezjr4145 6 років тому +268

      Ping 404. Keep singing

    • @thedoodler2179
      @thedoodler2179 6 років тому +316

      He needs to keep singing.

    • @tiastez
      @tiastez 6 років тому +9

      put the singing in the end so i dont have to my my hands to locate where the video starts thanks

  • @jaysonklein6018
    @jaysonklein6018 5 років тому +733

    6:52 NOIOOOOOO 🇯🇵
    That part always cracks me up.

  • @ketchupkitsune5_
    @ketchupkitsune5_ 5 років тому +3229

    Fight all of us, Ross. Sorrow’s singing is magnificent

    • @user-73a
      @user-73a 4 роки тому +9

      wrong

    • @mildlyangryguy6292
      @mildlyangryguy6292 4 роки тому +87

      @@user-73a 8 months later

    • @succubasu
      @succubasu 4 роки тому +213

      @@user-73a you're allowed to have your opinion, even if it's a wrong one

    • @harleyspeedthrust4013
      @harleyspeedthrust4013 4 роки тому +6

      @@user-73a I'm with you on this one mate, the videos could do without all the singing

    • @NebulaMXC
      @NebulaMXC 4 роки тому +10

      God forbid someone has an unpopular opinion, right?
      Don't get me wrong, I like most of Sorrow's singing, but sometimes it's grating to listen to.

  • @HiveCat666
    @HiveCat666 6 років тому +1762

    “Blow me, Ross” lmao honestly sorrow tv has a pretty decent singing voice.

  • @maggiee639
    @maggiee639 5 років тому +2459

    1st dude: that’s literally assault...?

    • @suspectedpotato376
      @suspectedpotato376 5 років тому +175

      Maggie E What? No, it’s a nice guy. If it’s a nice guy then it doesn’t count

    • @sorayaalcyone2726
      @sorayaalcyone2726 5 років тому +66

      Well working up to homicide takes time and a few cases of assault sometimes

    • @Kevin-sd9ec
      @Kevin-sd9ec 5 років тому +7

      500th like, almost as satisfying as the video

    • @thatonekid640
      @thatonekid640 5 років тому +9

      And battery

    • @futur3109
      @futur3109 5 років тому +2

      @private private tbh for a second I thought you were a nice guy but you weren't, thankfullly

  • @lukedennis2436
    @lukedennis2436 4 роки тому +768

    Anyone else been going back through Sorrow’s old videos and pretending like he’s uploading consistently again?

  • @ryanne.5172
    @ryanne.5172 4 роки тому +690

    Dude: *inappropriate sexual message on a professional website*
    Woman: This is inappropriate.
    Dude: Ahem! I believe a “thank you” is in order???

  • @chiffoncakeandtea
    @chiffoncakeandtea 4 роки тому +792

    **Goes to r/crossdressing expecting to find girls**
    It's like looking for silver in a gold mine...

    • @traskforge
      @traskforge 4 роки тому +90

      *_I came looking for copper, and I found gold_*

    • @robotbjorn4952
      @robotbjorn4952 4 роки тому +8

      Oh that's good. Can I use it?

    • @misterb3577
      @misterb3577 3 роки тому +53

      @@traskforge "Goddamnit, I came here looking for copper, and I keep finding all this gold instead! What am I supposed to do with this shit?!"

    • @Joe_Mama661
      @Joe_Mama661 3 роки тому +10

      *Minecraft mining in a nutshell*

    • @DrSuperLuigiSeth1
      @DrSuperLuigiSeth1 3 роки тому +7

      @@misterb3577 Maybe his country values copper more than gold?
      I dunno why I'm trying to defend him...

  • @guywithopinions6081
    @guywithopinions6081 4 роки тому +873

    Bro deserve an Oscar for the “noooioooo”

    • @MySpaceBarsBroken0o
      @MySpaceBarsBroken0o 4 роки тому +46

      Seriously, that kabuki bit was tops

    • @Jif498
      @Jif498 4 роки тому +26

      It was fucking superb

    • @justasmltwngir1732
      @justasmltwngir1732 3 роки тому +6

      I have probably quoted that at least 30 times

    • @trianautamii
      @trianautamii 3 роки тому +5

      Dude i spit my drink when he said that god damn 😂

    • @Spingebil
      @Spingebil 2 роки тому +4

      6:48

  • @notme57812
    @notme57812 5 років тому +778

    I need that noiioo sound effect. Someone help

  • @ShotgunLlama
    @ShotgunLlama 6 років тому +365

    The last thing you'd want in your DMs is a nice guy, but as it turns out, that might be what you get.

  • @ez8114
    @ez8114 6 років тому +397

    Idk how he does it but every single voice he does seems to fit each text lol

  • @russelltietjen4407
    @russelltietjen4407 4 роки тому +275

    Mans found a person called MiseryBoi on r/Crossdressing and didn't even think that they might be a dude

    • @adridaplague-boi
      @adridaplague-boi 3 роки тому +46

      It’s literally got “boi” in the username like how do you mess that up

    • @Sockren
      @Sockren 3 роки тому +43

      "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THAT R/CROSSDRESSING HAS MEN CROSSDRESSING!"

  • @MadeleineSwannSurreal
    @MadeleineSwannSurreal 6 років тому +4544

    Your Chills impression is spookily spot on

  • @tranquilitystream9908
    @tranquilitystream9908 6 років тому +654

    That moment when the term "nice guy" has actually become something negative because of some idiots.
    I on the other hand...
    Jk....

    • @RandomName-it3os
      @RandomName-it3os 6 років тому +70

      only a _REAL_ nice guy doesn't say they are a _NICE GUY_
      BUT FOR SOME REASONS THESE *HOEBAGS* WON'T LET ME PUT MY COCK IN THEIR FLESH HOLES

    • @passingby1350
      @passingby1350 6 років тому +14

      You deserve an oscar xD

    • @panlis6243
      @panlis6243 6 років тому +32

      I hate those Nice Guys they're destroying the reputation of the real gentlemen like myself. That's why females go after those chad fuckboys

    • @DembaiVT
      @DembaiVT 6 років тому +19

      My husband, after finding out that nice guys never call themselves nice guys has been trolling me all morning and calling himself a nice guy. He is actually nice though. He is just horrified enough by all this (had no idea this even existed) that he is malfunctioning somewhat.

    • @panlis6243
      @panlis6243 6 років тому +11

      You should stop dating that fuckboy and go out with a real men who will treat you like a queen. For example: me

  • @deannaparker9900
    @deannaparker9900 5 років тому +802

    I absolutely love the "That was a test" bit. That lady is so clever! 😂😂😂

    • @blitzburn2871
      @blitzburn2871 5 років тому +120

      I have heard that a good way to filter out the worst people that asks you out is to suggest a reschedule because the suggested date for meeting up wont work for you due to a convienient family event or dentist appointment. If they are interested in you and not looking to get laid and a decent person to boot they most likely wont mind. If they decide to throw a hissy fit you know that you did not miss anything.

    • @jameskyle3466
      @jameskyle3466 4 роки тому +24

      On the other hand, it's so fucking obvious. I think I'm a fairly balanced (but flawed) guy, but I'm also pretty busy most days. I don't play mind games. Whenever a girl would suggest it, I'd openly agree to reschedule, but also ask them to just tell me if they aren't interested, so that neither of us waste our time. There are girls who will just waste your time endlessly and reschedule 5 times in a row. Not worth the games. Ironically, this convinced my current girlfriend to give me a shot.
      People aren't dumb, don't play mind games. If you like the guy, see what he's like in person and don't waste time.

    • @angrybidoof847
      @angrybidoof847 4 роки тому +57

      @@jameskyle3466 the entire video is basically why they can just say no.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 3 роки тому +20

      @@jameskyle3466 i think the idea is that their reaction to a woman asking to reschedule is indicative of the kind of person they are, hence, if the woman would be interested in carrying on, or if it's even worth her time

  • @cherrijade
    @cherrijade 5 років тому +1425

    "A man who focuses on you, your pleasure, your needs, and your desires as a...
    *wOMiAaNn* "

    • @norrie2460
      @norrie2460 4 роки тому +2

      I cringed reading this, mmmm ewww

    • @forregom
      @forregom 4 роки тому +2

      wiomiona

    • @DioBrando-yk5up
      @DioBrando-yk5up 4 роки тому +16

      Ah yes a person of woman decent

    • @ratman-f1b
      @ratman-f1b 4 роки тому +23

      i fucking died when he just went "im a guy"

    • @princeramblerose
      @princeramblerose 4 роки тому +11

      i’m bisexual but according to this i’m a complete and utter lesbian

  • @Hakajin
    @Hakajin 6 років тому +366

    ...If you think it's appropriate to slam a car door on someone's hand because they didn't say "Thank you," you're psychotic. Seriously, that one was messed up. Not that the others are shining examples of male respect, but at least they didn't physically harm anyone.

    • @badtzmarub3772
      @badtzmarub3772 6 років тому +26

      Hakajin also who bows to someone when opening a car, lmao.

    • @nothingtoseehere7435
      @nothingtoseehere7435 6 років тому +40

      I think it was a fake story. But I can't for the life of me think of WHY someone would post that, true or not.

    • @happycowsmmmcheese87
      @happycowsmmmcheese87 6 років тому +32

      Yeah, I'm thinking fake as well, but even faking that story while framing himself as the victim shows some seriously unstable thinking. This guy would probably be violent in a real relationship with that level of disrespect for a woman's bodily autonomy.

    • @hayz691
      @hayz691 6 років тому +14

      Hakajin Yeah, man. I keep thinking if that was me, who probably wouldn't say thank you to a guy opening the door for me (I have a bad habit of thanking people in my head but not out loud). I'd be devastated if my hands got seriously injured; they're incredibly important to my career. This guy is fucked up and scary.

    • @flowerpower2906
      @flowerpower2906 6 років тому +11

      Hakajin IKR geezuz, can you imagine someone open the door for you and you smile as a shy thank you and one second later this stranger freakin slams the door on your fingers !!! i would honestly think this man will murder me

  • @Mooseankle
    @Mooseankle 6 років тому +457

    *_Nice guy, holding a green lightsaber_* : ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS
    *gets rejected*
    *_Nice guy, now wielding a red lightsaber dejectedly_* : IF SHE BREATHES, SHES A THOOOOOT

    • @Rijapega89
      @Rijapega89 6 років тому +6

      I lold with this one, nice joke xD

    • @otamatune9153
      @otamatune9153 6 років тому +25

      He went to the dark side in a couple of seconds

    • @andrewdeluna7656
      @andrewdeluna7656 6 років тому +2

      why wasn't Santa embalmed I'm sure an incel would be wielding the red lightsaber

    • @luiginoidtank8666
      @luiginoidtank8666 6 років тому +1

      Otamer ZXD that is the definition of a "nice guy". infact i learned that's what a guy who "tries to be nice" and then does a complete 180 when they get rejected is called when I saw the first r/niceguy vid sorrow tv did.

    • @Mooseankle
      @Mooseankle 6 років тому

      Andrew De Luna || yEs

  • @connorcastle5046
    @connorcastle5046 6 років тому +916

    I love how nice guys go from 0 to fricking triggered real quick😂

    • @Frogkhan915
      @Frogkhan915 6 років тому +41

      And then the killer thing is they'll go back from triggered to a pleading zero again just as quickly or wildly whiplash back and forth

    • @l51818
      @l51818 5 років тому +2

      I want to see a situation where the woman decides to fake apologize to mess with them and see how they flip again.

    • @coffeeaddict9605
      @coffeeaddict9605 5 років тому

      @Monika the cycle-path
      Hey, driving the competition insane is a perfectly valid way to get the one you love! 10 points for you Monika.

    • @kimmye.9145
      @kimmye.9145 5 років тому

      700th like *dabs*

    • @knifeyonline
      @knifeyonline 5 років тому

      I love how they go from)... holy shit you didn't thank me for holding the door open? to) SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FUCKING FINGERS *slam

  • @jackkyle8414
    @jackkyle8414 5 років тому +531

    All great relationships start with "don't be afraid."

    • @danielcuthbert961
      @danielcuthbert961 4 роки тому +1

      Yes because someone who pushes you out of your comfort zone wants you to grow

    • @sandmans5980
      @sandmans5980 4 роки тому +59

      @@danielcuthbert961 ur missing the point dude

    • @caidpitman3845
      @caidpitman3845 4 роки тому +42

      @@danielcuthbert961 I don't think you see the point of these videos

    • @izzywizzyfizzy
      @izzywizzyfizzy 4 роки тому +32

      Daniel Cuthbert
      Do you even understand how creepy it is if a random stranger walks up to you and says, ‘Don’t be afraid.’
      Dude-

    • @rotomwithagun1678
      @rotomwithagun1678 4 роки тому +1

      @Leviathan Ik right?

  • @ramisa7354
    @ramisa7354 5 років тому +1450

    “Blow me, Ross.” 😂😂😂 KEEP SINGING PLEASE

    • @Luci_lanterne836
      @Luci_lanterne836 5 років тому +2

      @@yeyeee4230 wow much dank Pepe

    • @bigfeller2936
      @bigfeller2936 5 років тому

      Rasta Pepe haha funny pepe

    • @i_will_not_elaborate
      @i_will_not_elaborate 5 років тому +6

      @@yeyeee4230 it's a good thing he isn't trying to be good singer and is just having fun
      :D

  • @pollypockets508
    @pollypockets508 5 років тому +544

    I don't understand why nice guys go after women who have boyfriends. If they ended up dating the girl somehow, wouldn't they be pissed if some guy told their new girlfriend to leave her boyfriend for him?

    • @cinema_chic
      @cinema_chic 5 років тому +51

      It's a combination of being able to play the victim when rejected and what they see in movies. The majority of teen movies centers around the "nice guy" type who has a crush on a girl with a boyfriend/casually dating someone/isn't interested.
      In those movies, the "nice guy" does things to show off how nice he is, how much more interested in her he is compared to her (usually) jock/jerk of a BF and eventually wins her over, but not before he has some kind of whining melt down.
      Most of these movies are guys pretending to be nicer than they are to get the girl, but when it doesn't work out in reality, those wannabes end up weeping like a bunch of violent bitch babies.

    • @jesusinreallife922
      @jesusinreallife922 5 років тому +3

      @rapidlyloosingsanity well technically you can't be "asexual" because that only exists in self reproductive organisms like snails but yeah ik what you're saying and that shits funny they usually say shit like "i can turn you straight" to my lesbian friend

    • @ondiiina
      @ondiiina 5 років тому +22

      @@jesusinreallife922 You CAN be asexual. The term was used to descriobe people who had a dysfunction in their brain making them unable to want/enjoy sex. It's now used by people who generally doesn't want to have sex. I'm pretty sure sure a quick google search can explain this way better than I can.

    • @chiara9721
      @chiara9721 5 років тому +1

      Ondina dysfunction? What’s so wrong with being asexual?

    • @chiara9721
      @chiara9721 5 років тому +6

      general-lee as an asexual I find this very offensive. Go google it. The definition describes exactly what it is, not how you so poorly misinterpreted it.

  • @scintillanikki
    @scintillanikki 6 років тому +663

    The girl who rushed to put on makeup is my new icon

    • @vinnigr6795
      @vinnigr6795 6 років тому +4

      no its kiibo

    • @mini_muichiro
      @mini_muichiro 6 років тому +4

      @@vinnigr6795 holy- I found danganronpa fans

    • @redsoulheart5040
      @redsoulheart5040 6 років тому +33

      I hate makeup but I’d put that shit on my face to avoid these guys.... these guys, just raise so many red flags.... like creepy, rapist abusive people.... those are the flags that are being raised... please don’t do this... guys please don’t be like this....

    • @lucariolps277
      @lucariolps277 6 років тому +15

      @@redsoulheart5040 they don't raise red flags. They are one big red flag with legs

    • @cheapestqueen559
      @cheapestqueen559 6 років тому

      Same

  • @nerdyguy1306
    @nerdyguy1306 5 років тому +633

    Sorrow TV: makes Chills voice impressions
    Emkay: *Are you challenging me?*

    • @stoleurperc
      @stoleurperc 4 роки тому +22

      I love emkay 💀💀

    • @jamestouchette859
      @jamestouchette859 4 роки тому +26

      Lol the colab that needs to happen! An Emkay/Sorrow Chills-off!!

    • @markhancockhecox
      @markhancockhecox 4 роки тому +6

      LOVED the Chills impression

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 роки тому +21

      @@jamestouchette859 just imagine if sorrow's chills impression, emkay's chills impression, _and_ chills were all in the same video.

    • @jamestouchette859
      @jamestouchette859 4 роки тому +13

      @@randompromises1038 they should record a live-action video with all three but then dub each voice over the wrong person! Damien voices Chills, Chills voices Sorrow, Sorrow voices Damien...they all get to write their own scripts for the people they're voicing. And then Mini Oz does an ANIMAL REVIEW!!

  • @Amelanduil
    @Amelanduil 6 років тому +1678

    Okay so we know lesbians need to deal with nice girls too.
    But do gays need to deal with nice guys?

    • @symbiotic_robot3168
      @symbiotic_robot3168 6 років тому +187

      Amelanduil good question.
      I guess so

    • @cahtahsheik3671
      @cahtahsheik3671 6 років тому +352

      I've had this guy message me a few months straight every week "are you still with your gf" after I told him i had a gay phase and bruh when I asked him to stop i got a wall of text and blocked that shit in fear it was a death threat or some shit lmao

    • @TheGreatman12
      @TheGreatman12 6 років тому +160

      Not usually. Walk into a gay bar. You'll get approached immediately. Guaranteed

    • @ZazzilasArden
      @ZazzilasArden 6 років тому +220

      Amelanduil Yes. Yes we do. Oh Lordy Lou yes we do.

    • @sativatortilla8312
      @sativatortilla8312 6 років тому +150

      Amelanduil yeah the creepiest guys come at you when your trans it’s hella cringe

  • @TheWebkinzMario
    @TheWebkinzMario 6 років тому +543

    Bro needs to learn that cosplay is not consent.

    • @peridot_179
      @peridot_179 5 років тому +21

      SkyHime SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

    • @newtnewtt
      @newtnewtt 5 років тому +25

      Peridot Cosplay *COSPLAY IS NOT CONSENT*

    • @Zack-fu4lo
      @Zack-fu4lo 5 років тому +14

      @@newtnewtt WHAT??? SO I CANT JUST STICK MY PP UP HER ASS THEN?!?!?
      OH NOOO

    • @WolvenDragonZ
      @WolvenDragonZ 5 років тому +5

      "Not usually a jerk". Just those 10 (now 11) times XD

    • @malachiowens3423
      @malachiowens3423 5 років тому

      That should be a given. I honestly was gonna become one of these nice guys nerds when I saw a Deadpool cosplayer with a nice ass but, I thought twice and walk off and I have no idea I even told this story.....

  • @splatttt
    @splatttt 6 років тому +823

    your chills voice is ridiculously good, please never stop

    • @nothisispatrick8752
      @nothisispatrick8752 6 років тому +10

      fr lmao

    • @elisemari2346
      @elisemari2346 6 років тому

      Another La valiant fan! Hi friend

    • @AzazelUmbra
      @AzazelUmbra 6 років тому +1

      i laughed so hard, haha

    • @jkbmnrd
      @jkbmnrd 6 років тому +22

      plot twist - this is chills with a really good sorrowtv voice

    • @slayer-22
      @slayer-22 6 років тому +6

      Be careful what you wish for, you never know what you're gonna GAET

  • @Jane-oz7pp
    @Jane-oz7pp 2 роки тому +99

    Ross silenced him for his singing, and that's why Sorrow won't come back. Thanks Ross, you ruined it for everyone.

    • @MauXtrem
      @MauXtrem 8 місяців тому +2

      Let's doxx Ross :)

    • @Bababooey-f4d
      @Bababooey-f4d 8 місяців тому +1

      What happened?

  • @Iliketurtles11887
    @Iliketurtles11887 6 років тому +327

    The chills impression 😂😂😂 and never stop singing bro 🤟🏻

    • @jennie3027
      @jennie3027 6 років тому +3

      C.J. Cummings hahaha

    • @me-ri5jp
      @me-ri5jp 6 років тому +7

      I knew thats what it was 😂😂😂

    • @girlscanbedrummers5449
      @girlscanbedrummers5449 6 років тому +8

      Jennifer Grey I thought so 😂 that was spot on too 😂👏👏

    • @absurdwords2965
      @absurdwords2965 6 років тому +3

      That was fantastic!

    • @raylinguanotti
      @raylinguanotti 6 років тому +3

      HAHAHAHAHAHA I was looking for this comment

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +535

    I'm here to comment fast and smash out to bass, and I'm all out of bass.

    • @SorrowTV
      @SorrowTV  6 років тому +44

      Dont worry I'll sing the bass

    • @therealbobmayo5065
      @therealbobmayo5065 6 років тому +1

      Justin Y. same here mate

    • @luca_uy6529
      @luca_uy6529 6 років тому +3

      Justin Y. Looks like 1 month with out seeing you is all I get

    • @tkorionis
      @tkorionis 6 років тому +5

      HOW ARE YOU EVERYWHERE YOU DAMN NINJA

    • @voiceoftheparanoid
      @voiceoftheparanoid 6 років тому +1

      Justin at this point you might as well live in my closet

  • @demenetori7976
    @demenetori7976 6 років тому +294

    *#15* big fake nice guy,the last thing you'd want in your DM's is nice guys fake compliments,but as it turns out,that might be exactly what you gæt.

    • @casadilla111
      @casadilla111 6 років тому +2

      Life is a joke ^This

    • @demenetori7976
      @demenetori7976 6 років тому +2

      only people who watch the whole videos will understand this joke

    • @threemanband
      @threemanband 6 років тому

      Life is a joke FUCK I COMMENTED SOMETHJNG LIKE THIS NOW IM GONNA LOOK UNNORIGINAL SKDJNDND

    • @DameVonBonDaisy
      @DameVonBonDaisy 6 років тому

      Life is a joke yasss 🤗🤗🙊🙈🙉

    • @flowerprincess1615
      @flowerprincess1615 6 років тому

      Life is a joke I read that in his voice lmaooooo

  • @ahstiasummers5583
    @ahstiasummers5583 5 років тому +472

    Nice guy logic: That girl didn't want to date me after I treated her like a decent human being? I'll just insult and physically harm her, that'll totally make her want to date me!

    • @danielcuthbert961
      @danielcuthbert961 4 роки тому +1

      Aren't you the entitled one expecting validation from every guy

    • @danielcuthbert961
      @danielcuthbert961 4 роки тому

      @Glenna Smith I self identify as a niceguy. I think all men (and women + non binary people) deserve sex. I also think it's okay to get angry when rejected because it's a stage of mourning.

    • @danielcuthbert961
      @danielcuthbert961 4 роки тому

      @Sabrina Owens let me spell it out you can not just expect people to be polite, you have to be polite yourself

    • @princezuko9430
      @princezuko9430 4 роки тому +31

      Daniel Cuthbert polite does not equal sex slave

    • @caidpitman3845
      @caidpitman3845 4 роки тому +33

      @@danielcuthbert961 do you really not see the flaw in your own logic?

  • @KnockMonsterr
    @KnockMonsterr 6 років тому +1555

    THE CHILLS VOICE IM DEAD

    • @dylanparr6880
      @dylanparr6880 6 років тому +8

      MANIAC POP lmaooooooooo

    • @quality_contentmydude6965
      @quality_contentmydude6965 6 років тому +27

      That was amazing.

    • @NunayahBuisness
      @NunayahBuisness 6 років тому +66

      MANIAC POP best part of the video right there. I was scrolling through comments like I know I’m not the only one who noticed...

    • @ohsweatbret
      @ohsweatbret 6 років тому +16

      Came to say the same thing lol

    • @agiuggio1
      @agiuggio1 6 років тому +4

      LOL

  • @jac1396
    @jac1396 6 років тому +1357

    That first guy won’t be going out with that group again because why the fuck would they go out with a dude that crushed their friend’s fingers for not saying thanks

    • @firebreathingchickenduck4936
      @firebreathingchickenduck4936 6 років тому +141

      Jac yeah like for one if i was there, he would be lucky that i didnt beat him tf up after that.
      Tbh they probably did.

    • @vBurnedWins
      @vBurnedWins 6 років тому +79

      Jac Honestly some random dude coulda seen that and woulda beat his ass lol

    • @TathD
      @TathD 6 років тому +107

      AND he posted about it online! It's concerning. That guy just might be a few years from getting locked up for something really serious.

    • @davidmistoffelees8459
      @davidmistoffelees8459 6 років тому +6

      He probably didn't do that. :3

    • @devs3720
      @devs3720 6 років тому +1

      Why wouldn't they?!?! Fucking white knight libtards, destroyed liberal epic style😎😎😎👌🏿

  • @potatocat6093
    @potatocat6093 6 років тому +1691

    Once on Facebook a old man texted me and he said “hey what are you doing cutie” after 5 hours of him waiting he said “can I have nuds” I told him I was 11 and he said so? I said I’m calling the cops and he blocked me XD

    • @MainAcc0
      @MainAcc0 6 років тому +303

      Honestly tho call the cops

    • @GizmoTTV
      @GizmoTTV 6 років тому +148

      W E E
      W O O

    • @kappa.1906
      @kappa.1906 6 років тому +149

      r/thathappened

    • @tifawockhardt
      @tifawockhardt 6 років тому +144

      >called potato cat
      >uses XD
      probably 12

    • @lilman5597
      @lilman5597 6 років тому +38

      r/thathappened

  • @Equanox214
    @Equanox214 4 роки тому +148

    "noioooo"
    LMAO that legit made me laugh out loud

  • @meepmoe
    @meepmoe 5 років тому +284

    When I was 16, some random dude DM'ed me on Deviantart, saying this: "I'm taking you to Dubai to raise 8 of my kids... oops I meant you're cute". 1: I am a boy. 2: I'm not into creeps. He later deactivated. xD

  • @Keznen
    @Keznen 6 років тому +303

    That Chills impression is spot on! XD

  • @swindle3561
    @swindle3561 6 років тому +617

    nOOOOioooOOO
    that was beautifully done lol

    • @dankarino
      @dankarino 6 років тому +4

      Was looking for this comment and luckily didn't have to look far

    • @neongarcia5183
      @neongarcia5183 6 років тому +2

      Shit deadass killed me

    • @watam8
      @watam8 6 років тому +6

      SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

    • @present5888
      @present5888 6 років тому +1

      starlights united lmao

    • @swindle3561
      @swindle3561 6 років тому +1

      llowercase girl yes, professional scentist

  • @VarthalabauHair
    @VarthalabauHair 4 роки тому +157

    Damn, that dude at 5:20 wrote an entire manifesto LMAO.

  • @doziaye
    @doziaye 6 років тому +369

    3:04
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    *Number fifteen...*

    • @arkham7727
      @arkham7727 6 років тому +74

      Atomic ManAnimations! *Burger King Nice Guys*
      *The last thing you would want to find in your Burger King burger is a nice guy but as it turns out that might be what you gaeeeeeet*

    • @arry7246
      @arry7246 6 років тому +8

      Atomic ManAnimations! Was about to say that.

    • @noahjackson466
      @noahjackson466 6 років тому +24

      The impression is too real...

    • @willrope5839
      @willrope5839 6 років тому +29

      *Number 15*
      _Burger King niceguy fetish._
      _The last thing you want to find on your burger is someone's fedora, but as it turns out all burgers are sluts anywaaays._

    • @floofmcgoof8196
      @floofmcgoof8196 6 років тому +7

      I came down here for this comment. Thank you.

  • @MinosML
    @MinosML 6 років тому +268

    Can we please appreciate the Noiooooo joke, its just that great

    • @RanOutOfSpac
      @RanOutOfSpac 6 років тому

      It was a glorious moment

    • @alztrash7713
      @alztrash7713 6 років тому

      Minos ML as an eastern asian i approved

  • @crxstianalexandro
    @crxstianalexandro 6 років тому +159

    That fake loading screen threw me so off

    • @brad6279
      @brad6279 6 років тому +4

      Cristian Ocholo wait that was fake? Lmao

    • @phoebe3269
      @phoebe3269 6 років тому +1

      Same. Even though it didn't look like what the loading on my computer normally looks like -- and I realized this in the moment -- it totally fooled me anyway.

  • @dylanpittser5894
    @dylanpittser5894 4 роки тому +177

    That “noiOOOOOOOOOO” really got me 😂

  • @pkj4173
    @pkj4173 5 років тому +718

    i'm lesbian and i write it in my social media bio but every so often i get a man asking for a date and while i'm grateful that they'd want to i politely say no and tell them i'm lesbian and say it's in my bio, and they tell me something like "i could turn you straight" or "i know there are men who probably make you want to date girls instead but i'm not like them" thankfully the majority just apologize lol

    • @kaywood1764
      @kaywood1764 5 років тому +61

      should've gone to shiratorizawa Dude my friends say that once they convince the guys that they really are lesbians the next question is “well how about you and your girlfriend have a threesome with me?”

    • @INKYCARROT
      @INKYCARROT 5 років тому +13

      should've gone to shiratorizawa This is so true. I tell my straight friends about it and they don’t believe they said something like that until I show them.

    • @MsLoopyLoops
      @MsLoopyLoops 5 років тому +35

      'Can I watch'...thats what they usually seem to say.

    • @Bucherviews
      @Bucherviews 5 років тому +24

      I'm asexual, and same. :/

    • @eatabowloffuck8160
      @eatabowloffuck8160 5 років тому +26

      @@andtheroadtorecoverybegins6290
      I feel your pain chick. Ive seen dudes try to hit on an obvious butch 😅. Jesus fucking christ. If I had a fucking dollar for every time Ive been told im only gay because I havent had good dick. Ugh

  • @WiggleThemNibblets
    @WiggleThemNibblets 5 років тому +1180

    How to make a girl drier then the Saharan desert.

    • @sejfzlrrhman
      @sejfzlrrhman 5 років тому +3

      *Drier

    • @WiggleThemNibblets
      @WiggleThemNibblets 5 років тому +3

      @@sejfzlrrhman Thanks

    • @starlight4649
      @starlight4649 5 років тому +22

      More turned off than Chernobyl.

    • @freyastuchbery7130
      @freyastuchbery7130 5 років тому +20

      Hows about Antarctica, since she'll also give them a well-deserved *cold-shoulder?*
      Antarctica is a desert, btw. Just in case.

    • @tavvy4426
      @tavvy4426 5 років тому

      WiggleThemNibblets nah Antarctica

  • @jayceepenny
    @jayceepenny 6 років тому +327

    I've dealt with Nice Guys™ for most of my life, and honestly, these videos empower me to not put up with it in the future.

    • @goopcake2862
      @goopcake2862 6 років тому

      Omalawrd Jenny??? Faq it's my idol

    • @gracejohnson3386
      @gracejohnson3386 6 років тому +6

      love the TM there.

    • @danthesupplyman4113
      @danthesupplyman4113 6 років тому +1

      Lmao, nice. Btw, you're a great artist!

    • @donoteventry4298
      @donoteventry4298 5 років тому +1

      R/humblebrag

    • @j5892000
      @j5892000 5 років тому

      Why would you need a video to empower you? Why put up with their bullshit in the first place .

  • @hayward325
    @hayward325 6 років тому +255

    3:04 N U M B E R 1 5 B U R G E R K I N G F O O T L E T T U C E

  • @androidcommandroid7591
    @androidcommandroid7591 4 роки тому +50

    If anyone tells Sorrow to stop singing again, I will turn their ribcage into a xylophone

  • @sarah-xy4fd
    @sarah-xy4fd 5 років тому +1330

    HE SLAMMED THE DOOR ON HER FINGERS!?
    Edit: So am I seeing this or what because I see 500 likes? I think I'm seeing things.

    • @rorolilred
      @rorolilred 5 років тому +131

      Seriously, what a psycho!!

    • @cheapmoviesnow
      @cheapmoviesnow 5 років тому +131

      And hes the one that posted it as if its just a normal thing to do

    • @kiwi6277
      @kiwi6277 5 років тому +4

      mfw 0_0

    • @Unlimited_Vis
      @Unlimited_Vis 5 років тому +14

      Yep. He's a pizza shit

    • @tadeuszabramowicz7081
      @tadeuszabramowicz7081 5 років тому +60

      guy: (opens door)
      girl: (goes through door)
      guy: NANI

  • @kayreen6467
    @kayreen6467 6 років тому +367

    is no one gonna comment on how good he sings ?
    like
    *my acne is now clear*

    • @lightswitchy
      @lightswitchy 6 років тому +8

      *we all commented how well he sang, because his voice is FUCKING GLORIOUS AND AMAZING AND OH MY GOD ITS SO BEAUTIFUL*

    • @jaydenjhammer
      @jaydenjhammer 6 років тому +6

      SEE NO ONE BRINGS IT UP BUT HE'S SO GOOD

    • @alatuzn
      @alatuzn 6 років тому +7

      My crops are *flourished*

    • @Afrofoodie
      @Afrofoodie 6 років тому +3

      fmlgotbts to be fair a lot of people already have acknowledged his talent

    • @RingoYote
      @RingoYote 6 років тому +3

      hes said before he was in Choir in High School

  • @redroll1935
    @redroll1935 5 років тому +687

    Who else thought their video was actually buffering at 7:36?

  • @juniebunnz
    @juniebunnz 4 роки тому +110

    I really hate how at some point in my entire life, there's a pretty high chance that I'm going to meet one of these people. Thankfully I have Sorrow TV's video's to help me out.

    • @chopperjoe1998
      @chopperjoe1998 3 роки тому +5

      FORTUNATELY it seems more common on the internet. But yeah…probs happens in person too

    • @racc5817
      @racc5817 2 роки тому +3

      Hey, I’m a nice guy, and was just wondering if you’d like to FIGHT. SWORD TO SWORD. GLADIATOR STYLE. WINNER GETS THE OTHER ONES BELONGINGS, THE LOSER WILL BE TOO DEAD TO ARGUE.

    • @bunnieskitties293
      @bunnieskitties293 Рік тому +2

      Anime picture?! You must be one of those very cute and innocent Japanese girls!

  • @ruki4929
    @ruki4929 6 років тому +272

    Nice guys finish last because they go the wrong way and blame the finish line for being somewhere else.

    • @haileylittle796
      @haileylittle796 6 років тому

      lol

    • @clementinexx3881
      @clementinexx3881 6 років тому +4

      Ruan Coetzee Lmaooo. That's some funny shit. 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

    • @Vincent_A.
      @Vincent_A. 6 років тому +2

      Ruan Coetzee well done

    • @chloeowens2587
      @chloeowens2587 6 років тому +1

      Not all nice guys act like this me a nice guy always deal with heartbreak the correct way

    • @ruki4929
      @ruki4929 6 років тому +3

      Well depending on what you believe is the correct way, that'd just make you a decent human being.

  • @Fimbleshanks
    @Fimbleshanks 6 років тому +244

    Just once I would like to see these nice guys/girls actually learn from the responses of the people they're harassing.
    Editing because I forgot to add: Dude, don't stop singing. I love the format of your videos. The voices, the singing, the commentary, and the special little edits you make. Quality stuff.

    • @rumi0952
      @rumi0952 6 років тому +2

      I think you are asking for the impossible here.

    • @TheGreatman12
      @TheGreatman12 6 років тому +2

      I think they know, they're either too proud or in too deep to admit it.

    • @madvicar
      @madvicar 6 років тому

      Auzzie I think you're waiting for a gift wrapped package of Rocking Horse Excrement there... It *never* seems to happen!

    • @lyssaatkinson6719
      @lyssaatkinson6719 6 років тому +2

      I used to be a nice girl and then I realized how shit of a person I was and stopped trying to force people into dating me. And now I see girls doing the same shit I used to do and its nauseating.

    • @madvicar
      @madvicar 6 років тому

      •Sparkle Bean• I'm so old fashioned and not with it at all - I had to look up "Yet" on UD!!

  • @aname5102
    @aname5102 6 років тому +1221

    That singing at her beginning has me shook never stop singing

    • @stardust6066
      @stardust6066 6 років тому +15

      A Name I wish that I had Jesse's giiirrrl!

    • @samaxion93
      @samaxion93 6 років тому +20

      A Name his singing has always been amazing

    • @patrickkeenan7290
      @patrickkeenan7290 6 років тому +8

      #singonsorrow

    • @Jasonzw952
      @Jasonzw952 6 років тому +8

      Patrick Keenan #singonsorrow

    • @awesomeabby4
      @awesomeabby4 6 років тому +3

      I know man I nutted

  • @zakuraRabbit
    @zakuraRabbit 3 роки тому +30

    - Goes to R/Crossdressing.
    - Finds a picture of someone named MiseryBOI dressed as a girl.
    "Yes this must be one of those females I've heard so much about."

  • @troyking464
    @troyking464 6 років тому +400

    How desperate do you have to be to be trying to pick up girls on Xbox Live?

  • @Liezuli
    @Liezuli 6 років тому +223

    3:04 Number 15, Nice Guy DMs. The last thing you'd want in your phone's DMs are a nice guy's messages, but as it turns out, it might be what you get...

    • @Andre_APM
      @Andre_APM 6 років тому +6

      I read it in the voice

    • @roxiep.8996
      @roxiep.8996 6 років тому +1

      Off topic, I love your azura profile pic

    • @flex9696
      @flex9696 6 років тому +1

      Liezuli an anonymous Twitter poster anonymously posted a picture of their dm’s where a 20 or so year old autistic man said they were beautiful and then started calling them a whore the post had a message on it saying
      “What in the fuuuu?”. Supposedly the person who posted it had their account banned it’s a mystery what happened to their account.

    • @achxd
      @achxd 6 років тому

      DMs*

    • @Liezuli
      @Liezuli 6 років тому

      RHGravity Okay, fixed it.

  • @michellebrowne9100
    @michellebrowne9100 6 років тому +624

    Honestly, Sorrow, I really appreciate these...my friends and I have all run into dudes like this, and hearing someone mock them (in hilarious voices) is just like, refreshing and validating!

    • @evasmiljanic3529
      @evasmiljanic3529 6 років тому +39

      Definitely! A nice break from complaining about it to other men and having them defend the nice guys

    • @michellebrowne9100
      @michellebrowne9100 6 років тому +48

      Hey look, Eva, a "nice guy" in the wild

    • @RaeiniDay
      @RaeiniDay 6 років тому +16

      Agreed, I should have blasted this guy who was on my friends list at one point (deleted him because of this post) and he made a status about how women only ever go for assholes and nice guys like him always get his broke. I responded with, "Maybe because being a nice person doesn't mean people owe you any kind of relationship?" Then deleted him when he tried to argue about it. They never listen or learn.

    • @d7b50
      @d7b50 6 років тому +1

      Validating? How could these hilarious videos “validate” you in anyway? They are made to be funny ?

    • @colleennewholy9026
      @colleennewholy9026 6 років тому +15

      @@d7b50 Because they don't make us feel insane. Lol

  • @MrHartApart
    @MrHartApart 2 роки тому +8

    I forget where I saw it but it was gold; some guy writes: "I hate summertime because all these women start dressing in tight and skimpy clothing walking around like they want 'it' but they don't, they're just being teases."
    to which a gal responded...
    "Oh no, they want it, just not from you."

  • @demenevai
    @demenevai 5 років тому +705

    That Chills voice was spot on!

    • @AnaLongoriaXX
      @AnaLongoriaXX 5 років тому +3

      demenevai my thoughts exactly 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @danielopeoluwa
      @danielopeoluwa 5 років тому +29

      Number 15 - *B U R G E R K I N G F O O T L E T T U C E*

    • @jacoblamberson686
      @jacoblamberson686 5 років тому +11

      Took me a second to catch it. A WO-MAN. Lol the pronunciations is spot on as well.

    • @Sarah-he2jb
      @Sarah-he2jb 5 років тому

      Yaaaas 😂

    • @Plantsvszombies221
      @Plantsvszombies221 5 років тому +8

      demenevai the most annoying voice humanly possible

  • @theoryoftheinnocent
    @theoryoftheinnocent 6 років тому +978

    I will forever treasure that "noiooo" joke

    • @MrMexico890
      @MrMexico890 6 років тому +9

      theoryoftheinnocent fucking naruto😂😂

    • @NarutoAlive3466
      @NarutoAlive3466 6 років тому +16

      Fairydragon12 hes not wrong, that sounds was used alot in naruto but it's really just generally used in Japanese culture (ex. Phoenix Wright games.) You shouldn't be so quick to insult somone based in knowledge you really don't fully know as well.

    • @NarutoAlive3466
      @NarutoAlive3466 6 років тому +4

      Fairydragon12 there was no sarcasm in that comment. How could u even make that argument. Whatever man I just thought u were insulting him for something that he himself was not incorrect for and if that isn't the case then my apologies

    • @NarutoAlive3466
      @NarutoAlive3466 6 років тому +5

      Fairydragon12 I'm not "policing" anything nor am I making it my job. I can make the arguement that that's exactly what u did to said person. This is a comment section, anonymous conversation, anyone can throw in their two cents whenever. And I still can't see how that was sarcasm. If you had said "naa man there's nooo way that's naruto" I would understand but there was no sarcastic tone in your original comment and even if I tried to reiterate it irl there's no way I can make it sarcastic. Truth be told, u criticized him. I'm not defending him bc I really don't care but u were wrong about it in the first place. I was actually gonna let it go but that completely snide respond right now made me consider otherwise. "Please tell me you're not that stupid man" isn't sarcastic in any context text or not. Furthermore u were wrong after realizing the fact so in order to save face you backpedalled and said "I was being sarcastic" a really Lame and pathetic attempt for you to attempt to appear correct. You even said "I didn't insult him directly" which is irrelevant becsuse you were wrong and still insulted him even if it wasn't direct . Again this comment isn't necessary but neither is you're reply. I wouldn't even feel the need to reply if you didn't backpedal hard as fuck rn

    • @kevbri11
      @kevbri11 6 років тому +6

      Fairydragon12 asking if someone is "daft" isn't something you do to compIiment them, so imma side with PiccoIo here and say it's kind of a bitch thing / insuIt
      sincereIy, a stranger who happened to read this magnificent thread

  • @xopalatium
    @xopalatium 6 років тому +697

    That Chills impression 3:04 it's so fuckin weird its good

    • @Inferencer
      @Inferencer 6 років тому +37

      i unsubbed coz i thought it was him cheers for clearing that up i hate that voice

    • @calvinlee8103
      @calvinlee8103 6 років тому +53

      Oh my god, I lost it at the Chills voice, it's fucking dead-on.

    • @griffindale5386
      @griffindale5386 6 років тому +8

      It's God tier lmao

    • @mozartsghost9271
      @mozartsghost9271 6 років тому +20

      I had it on in the background, and came back thinking he had chills doing a spot. Dude sounds like he's trying to be Chris Walken by adding full stops to his scripts in the middle of sentences.

    • @BLS1668
      @BLS1668 6 років тому +22

      Burger king foot lettuce.

  • @Anelle1386
    @Anelle1386 4 роки тому +86

    I can't STAND the chills voice but when you do it, it makes everything so much funnier lol

  • @FYXZofficial
    @FYXZofficial 6 років тому +249

    All these guys are trying WAY too hard.
    -I, on the other hand, am a gentleman.-

    • @oldskoolgamer2012
      @oldskoolgamer2012 6 років тому +4

      You can only be successful in dating if you don't even try...
      or at least you pretend you don't

    • @sirkittenlordoftuna6705
      @sirkittenlordoftuna6705 6 років тому

      Fuck me

    • @issackliener3065
      @issackliener3065 6 років тому +2

      useless human I say : can't lose in the dating scene if you never were in it anyway

    • @anothercub6958
      @anothercub6958 6 років тому +1

      All these guys are trying way to hard with the ladies.
      Lucky for me, I'm gay.

  • @peculiarmoon21px33
    @peculiarmoon21px33 5 років тому +532

    3:05
    Number Fifteen ;
    Burger King Foot Lettuce-

    • @arcturus8896
      @arcturus8896 5 років тому +48

      -The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

    • @mrpsquared01
      @mrpsquared01 5 років тому +13

      @@arcturus8896 thanks for telling the story

    • @xosarah0
      @xosarah0 5 років тому +23

      @@arcturus8896 I can hear this text

    • @Trollestiatumblur
      @Trollestiatumblur 5 років тому +3

      @@arcturus8896 I feel like I heard this before... where is it from??

    • @LooneyBin17
      @LooneyBin17 5 років тому +20

      He was imitating Chills's narration on scary videos.Look up Chills,his narration is amazing,adds to the creepyness of whatever story he narrates.

  • @abyssiner7573
    @abyssiner7573 5 років тому +447

    7:56, that one got me dead. This guy looks in r/crossdressing and gets upset when the cute "girl" turns out to be a boy xD

    • @Hhhh22222-w
      @Hhhh22222-w 5 років тому +6

      Probably mistaken it for cosplay?

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 5 років тому +6

      Haru Yanto oh! That would explain it!

    • @mrpsquared01
      @mrpsquared01 5 років тому +6

      Or maybe a foreign dude who didn't even know what crossdressing actually is

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 5 років тому +2

      mrpsquared01 why not both?

    • @catbeara
      @catbeara 5 років тому +16

      Plus, his username was literally "MiseryBoi". Boi! Apparently, no hint is enough. 😅

  • @b00sted33
    @b00sted33 5 років тому +49

    I'm waiting for Ross I hope he replies.

  • @theradiantdehd3997
    @theradiantdehd3997 6 років тому +669

    Number 15, Burger King Foot Lettuce, The last thing you'd want in your Burger King Burger is someone's foot lettuce, but if you date bad guys instead of nice guys like me, that's what you get. 😂

    • @docsigma
      @docsigma 6 років тому +12

      Admittedly, he had a fedora on. But that's even worse.

    • @d.o.f.t.1578
      @d.o.f.t.1578 6 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      🖕🏿

    • @domo6373
      @domo6373 6 років тому

      TheRadiantDehd shut the fuck up

    • @SmartAlec1
      @SmartAlec1 6 років тому +4

      **woomean**

    • @TheBunnygirl20
      @TheBunnygirl20 6 років тому +2

      TheRadiantDehd lmao

  • @autumnaxiom
    @autumnaxiom 5 років тому +166

    I hope the first girl sued his ass (especially if she got seriously injured by that door). I'd like to see him try and explain his warped logic to court.
    ...seriously, what kind of psychopath do you have to be to physically assault a person for not saying "thank you"? :/

  • @InkyBeeArtz
    @InkyBeeArtz 6 років тому +804

    as a cosplayer, I can confirm that you get sexually harassed at pretty much any con. I've been stalked, grabbed, someone grabbed one of my necklaces and pulled me towards them to kiss me and when i pulled away it broke my necklace, I've had someone literally grab my arm and refuse to let me leave without giving them my number. So we have a right to be cautious when randos say shit like that. sorry not sorry

    • @some-one-else
      @some-one-else 6 років тому +172

      Anah Eichman That's really fucked up, but sadly not surprising. Some people just like to ruin everything fun.

    • @BordrKing
      @BordrKing 6 років тому +167

      COSPLAY IS NOT CONSENT COSPLAY IS NOT CONSENT COSPLAY IS NOT CONSENT
      like damn the stuff I hear from cosplayers actually makes me hate conventions sometimes.

    • @jaiyapapaya
      @jaiyapapaya 6 років тому +61

      That sounds awful! I really hope people calm down more

    • @alancollman1738
      @alancollman1738 6 років тому +34

      God help your soul if you cosplay as a fallout vault dweller and you forget to zip up the entire suit.

    • @InkyBeeArtz
      @InkyBeeArtz 6 років тому +38

      wow thats really shitty of you to say. No i don't cosplay the lone survivor, and ur an ass for even saying something like that to me considering I could have been raped or worse, thanks

  • @wealllovemia
    @wealllovemia 3 роки тому +19

    “I’ve always thought you were a douche if that that helps 😊”
    HA, GOT EEEEEMMMM

  • @dylz5607
    @dylz5607 6 років тому +280

    Sorrow’s singing is ridiculously entertaining

  • @eclectic505
    @eclectic505 6 років тому +218

    03:05 *number fifteen*

    • @d4rk50ul5
      @d4rk50ul5 6 років тому +15

      A GentlemÆn

    • @sgtmjames
      @sgtmjames 6 років тому +6

      A gentlemæn just being a good loveer to a womæn

    • @parkLaws
      @parkLaws 6 років тому +1

      I don't know what it is, but that way of speaking makes me irrationally mad.

    • @chanda6973
      @chanda6973 6 років тому

      park, go watch some of chills videos and you'll understand :)

    • @parkLaws
      @parkLaws 6 років тому

      yeah yeah I have. It's just something about it..

  • @Alpha-bn6cj
    @Alpha-bn6cj 6 років тому +220

    Holy shit the "this was a test" text is genius. Everyone should use this from now on to destroy the nice guy or girl that is harassing them

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 6 років тому +21

      "Note how I didn't straight up reject you. However, you lost any chance you had by calling me a whore. Blocked."
      "i'M sOrRy My FrIeNd ToOk My PhOnE aLsO i MeAnT tO sEnD tHaT tO sOmEoNe ElSe AlSo I wAs DrUnK"

    • @normalgirleve
      @normalgirleve 6 років тому +9

      Sorry my friend took my phone my friend is my brother my brother actually took it who was a my dog he's a good boy but he does that alot... new phone who dis

  • @ryanritchey2498
    @ryanritchey2498 Рік тому +7

    Any app is a dating app if you're creepy enough

  • @Jake-ut4vo
    @Jake-ut4vo 6 років тому +379

    THAT CHILLS VOICE AT 3:20 IM DYING

  • @farn0153
    @farn0153 6 років тому +204

    3:04 the last thing you'd want in your DMs is a nice guy. But that might be exactly what you get.

  • @lp0172
    @lp0172 6 років тому +549

    3:04 nice Chills impression haha!

  • @Twilight.Knight
    @Twilight.Knight 5 років тому +33

    Screw you Ross let this great man sing 🤣 his voice is really good

  • @Egg_thing
    @Egg_thing 6 років тому +533

    That Chills impresion was way to good. That's kinda suspicious.

    • @addadu8031
      @addadu8031 6 років тому +27

      *E X P O S E D*

    • @emilytaylor468
      @emilytaylor468 6 років тому +9

      Chills is a Slazo clone

    • @damienjones4915
      @damienjones4915 6 років тому +1

      SakurakoO.O lol right

    • @666Mongrel
      @666Mongrel 6 років тому +5

      You could say it gave me....Chills. Fucking end me already

    • @Egg_thing
      @Egg_thing 6 років тому +3

      MongrelArchitect 👏👏👏

  • @runforitman
    @runforitman 6 років тому +559

    Can someone explain to me: why do people get so angry when they’re rejected? Or feel the need to abuse the person? Cause didn’t the like them 10 seconds ago? How could being rejected make them hate them?

    • @TheGreatman12
      @TheGreatman12 6 років тому +149

      runforitman people with low self esteem blame the other person for their failure to successfully get the girl or guy.

    • @aidancoyne2343
      @aidancoyne2343 6 років тому +39

      runforitman the dick’s emotions are hella fickle

    • @Darticus42
      @Darticus42 6 років тому +110

      runforitman it seems to me it's either
      1) they experience extreme mood swings (probably need to get that checked out)
      2) they're so absorbed in their own ego that they can't see how harmful their actions are toward others (or just don't care)
      3) they're so insecure in their identity that even the slightest perceived insult or lack of validation can cause them to overassert themselves or take all means necessary to prove themselves "worthy"
      Or all three... and chances are if they're so prone to being hateful and abusive, it's questionable how genuine their feelings for the other person were in the first place.

    • @music0cool
      @music0cool 6 років тому +23

      Either they’re very insecure or they’re so close minded and up their own ass that they think they’re better than everyone, and they think of women as inferior objects who owe them sex for being nice.

    • @lily..
      @lily.. 6 років тому +34

      Human beings have the need to be accepted by a significant other or just in general. "Nice guys" is referring to people who are trying to be accepted, but when they fail, lash out. Probably in embarrassment or because they want to make themselves feel more significant than the person who rejected them so that they don't feel like a fool.

  • @tofucube7703
    @tofucube7703 6 років тому +289

    Obviously the guys failed because they didn't show their Pokémon cards

  • @crunchy1414
    @crunchy1414 4 роки тому +21

    Honestly my favorite video because of the intro (singing and “Blow me, Ross”)

  • @itsandybenn2121
    @itsandybenn2121 6 років тому +227

    That "nooioooooooooooooo" killed me lol, I had to pause the video to quit laughing

    • @hannahs4705
      @hannahs4705 6 років тому +1

      This is probably Amanda me too!

    • @Bohtar
      @Bohtar 6 років тому

      I cant find the original. It's so frustrating

    • @kinocomix
      @kinocomix 6 років тому

      Ahmed Bohtar oh the humanity! nooioooooooo!

    • @afroshark8084
      @afroshark8084 6 років тому

      Ahmed Bohtar ua-cam.com/video/v-7nVqIkbwE/v-deo.html

    • @kinocomix
      @kinocomix 6 років тому

      Afro Shark lol nice

  • @samantha1299
    @samantha1299 6 років тому +88

    the first guy literally physically assaulted her bc she didn't say thank you i'm crying

    • @thatonetails2403
      @thatonetails2403 6 років тому +12

      Has he even seen a car door that shit can slice fingers

    • @samantha1299
      @samantha1299 6 років тому +19

      ThatOneTails i know, i hope she pressed charges on his ass if the story is even true

    • @wesday3652
      @wesday3652 6 років тому +3

      Nice guys are fricking psychotic

    • @stopreadingthisusername9528
      @stopreadingthisusername9528 6 років тому +4

      IKR ? It's like pummelling someone across the face because they didn't say ' Bless you ' when you sneezed

  • @jimmyjams00
    @jimmyjams00 6 років тому +611

    Please do a full cover of Jesse's Girl. Please.

    • @PrimeTimeRambo
      @PrimeTimeRambo 6 років тому +17

      Jami Fenton you read my mind

    • @PinkCircleO8
      @PinkCircleO8 6 років тому +22

      I agree. I want to listen to it over and over.

    • @michaelst.germain341
      @michaelst.germain341 5 років тому +11

      I don't need it
      I don't need it
      *I need it*

    • @SapienSafari
      @SapienSafari 5 років тому +4

      That into sounded really good.

    • @ursulajoni15
      @ursulajoni15 5 років тому +2

      The way it's presented at the beginning really shows how creepy the song actually is

  • @dekkodude2407
    @dekkodude2407 4 роки тому +22

    The intro - so good. I need the whole track like that. Solid pipes man.