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Many Kudos: / @manykudos
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Twitter: nethistorian
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wait I thought we were talking about hobbits
Don’t worry we still love you.
Wait..It wasnt?
Why does this only have 44 Likes? It's a pinned comment it should have more.
@@XenosX4 It costs one World of Tanks Premium Subscription per like.
Where are they taking the Hobbits?
Losing two dollars while trying to test a metal detector is such a hilarious story, I can imagine this being played on a sitcom or a cartoon
yes
Would absolutely happen on seinfeld
that whole situation is the plot of a sitcom
@Jom it's difficult. That's a lot
@@thomasb7347 100% where my mind went as well. And George spends the whole episode harassing the metal detector company to reimburse his $2.
So what have we learned? Internet Historian is actually 80 years old.
Aging is a hobby of mine.
do you mean Incognito Mode because i have no idea who that guy is 😅
And literally god when he came back from UA-cam’s strikes
*70 years
Welcome to Your 30's.
You think it won't happen to you. That you'll still be cool; still a person.
You won't.
I love how a discussion about hobbies went from metal detecting to being guillotined.
@@alandashcar1453 Yes, why not?
Perhaps there was a time when people were interested in public execution as a hobby.
Well, that's when mans talking, I am not surprise after this they are talking about religions, afterlife, philosophy, and nature of life itself.
I was at 13:34 and had to double check whether I was still on the hobbies video lmao
The talk of being dizzy then bored after being guillotined was hilarious 😂
I like how "hobbies" basically collapsed into "whatever i don't know" less than halfway through the episode.
This has basically become a very, very short podcast with a lot of visual editing involved.
*Always has been*
Welcome to incognito mode
This is new to you?
I love how they made a massive tangent from actual hobbies straight to death machines.
0:03 the cliff is the oldest death machine
yes
I almost thought I was watching a double feature
@@kamewoni Don't give him ideas, he'll go to one a year at that point.
Could be worse. They could have spent a half hour talking about an energy drink.
The simple lore of "my dad wanted me to be a snob for some reason" from Internet Historian explains so much about his personality in just one sentence.
Explains his EXTREMELY rare use of the “Received Pronunciation” accent, despite being a New Zealand born Australian. He’s not actually the only one tho, a very small amount of Australia still speak with his accent. The “do not try to bend the spoon” kid from The Matrix is another example of that rare accent
Because he sounds sophisticated but really isn't
@@dihexa7256 I've always thought there was something about his accent that wasn't quite the typical kiwi but could never really place it, this rly pins it down
@@realleon2328 the famous New Zealander actor Sam Neil speaks with a very similar, but not identical accent to Internet Historian
@@dihexa7256 I honestly thought he was english for years due to it since in the south of england where I live a lot of people speak in RP, it was only until the in the fields where he mentioned he was australian that I found out he wasn't bri'ish.
A pigeon racing story-
Growing up in the plains of southern idaho my father of 45 dragged our family into the crazy life of pigeon racing. My father had found a enthusiast friend known as Mr.King. Whenever Mr.King was around though my dad would disappear with him down to Arizona with his birds and a collective few others and they would all place bets on whose bird would be the first to roost back home. It eventually turned into a pigeon gambling ring and my dad stopped the ring when a disgruntled man threatened to kill someone over a thousand dollar loss.
That's a wild story.
ManyKudos: >Takes offense being called a nerd
Also ManyKudos: "I want pigeon racing to have video game stat sheets"
Ah yes, the Guillotine & snapping birds legs. My two favourite hobbies.
As said, Intern... Incognito Mode is a man on culture.
That's why I combined them into one. The gillotine bird leg breaker - the blade is blunt so when it falls down it just breaks their legs
Okay, hear me out: SCP Femur Breaker but for willet birds
give me my picture back, u tool.
This sentence should be illegal
pidgeons are actually domestic animals that were abandoned centuries ago and refuse to to die out, thats why you can literally take a pidgeon on the street, show them your house as a refuge and BAM, you have a pet pidgeon.
Its kinda sad when you think about it, thousands of years of human domestication for messages and the like completely rendered pointless by the invention of the radio and the internet
@@leodesalis5915 Pigeons were occasionally used as messenger birds (usually for military purposes) but they were mainly domesticated as livestock for their meat.
I can yoink a sky rat?
@@100000zombies yes, regular pidgeons have evolved diferently that purely dometicated ones of the past, but yeah, you can.
It really is a bummer that THE best channel on UA-cam only posts a couple times a year. It is absolute S-tier content.
i have unreasonably high hopes for the next main channel video
It wouldn't be as good if the videos released every day, innit?
Thats what makes it great. Its not readily available
A perfect example of "Quality over quantity"
As a Tasmanian, I’m happy that my state was brought up in a context that didn’t involve Warner Brothers and/or incest
Thank you Internet historian
As a fellow Tasmania it’s hilarious seeing Danny Gibson in this video considering the current scandal
I get the first one but what's this about incest?
@@icycrusader1947tasmania basically sounds like aussie Appalachia where its so closed off that you end up accidentally dating your cousin
@@galactic-hamster7043 that is pretty much what the stereotype is, yes. It didn’t help that convicts weren’t able to get enough iodine in their food so they developed massive goiters, leading to the “two headed incest baby” stereotype
@@MajarBadger as someone from the southern part of the state I have no clue what that is about. Do go on
It’s also really funny that he called Launceston a small town when it’s the second largest in the state
EDIT: Ok so what happened was that he works as a musical/stage director and his status to work with children was revoked. Reason why is unknown but it likely involved having underaged actors in an adult-oriented production.
Immediately following Kudos' complimenting of IH's impressive Pigeon sound @ 4:21, he proceeds to make the worst chicken sound I've ever heard
AHAHAHAHA THE MOST VALID COMMENT
Would fit right in on Arrested Development
"Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken???"
Yeah but to be fair, chickens are awful, and they stink!
because he is a pigeon
I've dabbled in candle making, and the most therapeutic part is the year spent actually harvesting and collecting the earwax. Very satisfying.
I fuckn love thinking about the immense sense of impostor syndrome that must come with being Internet Historian. I mean he's such a chill relatable guy but for that exact reason probably is like "what the fuck why do they love me?"
We don't really know either, you're a statistical anomaly for sure but it's definitly got a lot to do with your natural charm and borderline aspergers level of effort put into your editing.
Borderline level? Fuck no it’s full on ASD. It’s a requirement to get hired on the editing team
yes
Australian accent, crazy imagination, not vulgar and the editing is so watchable
@@PWizz91I have a strong notion that he's a Kiwi.
65% Hobbies, 5% World of Tanks, and 30% Outdated Forms of Execution
Brilliant work 👏
Did we watch the same video? Those forms of execution were new and improved.
@@kenwynnelson6340 *Exectution
@@Okurka. you just committed muphry's law
@@rokairu0-216 I didn't. That's what OP posted before editing it.
@@rokairu0-216 no one’s taking the bait.
i love how this started as a hobby talk and descended into absolute torturing ways to kill a human being, with it either being funny or absolute gruesome
Why not both?
isn't that every video
so you're saying it descended into more hobby talk
Everybody has to have a hobby
9:50 "See the old school gentleman villain had these time bombs, three sticks of dynamite wired to an alarm clock, and what was so poetic about that was that they ticked. You could hear them - tick, tick, tick."
Pigeon races seem like they would all just... fly together like how birds do, and whoever actually crosses the finish first just happens to be coincidence. Like if you happened to walk slightly ahead of your friends during one point in a long stroll and someone declares you the winner of a race.
And then you get sent to the breeding chambers
Genuinely surprised at how well he imitated a pigeon and then completely butchered what a chicken sounds like.
I immediately assumed he edited in the pigeon noise?
I like how hobbies turned into execution methods for a second then back to hobbies again.
The nation-wide hobby of France for a few years, all around good times were had for anybody whose net worth wasn't in the top 10ish percent
It could’ve been it’s own full video
@@MrEyon93the terror wasn't about the money people have, that was about if you were a model 'citizen' for the regime, most of the killed were random 'citizen' disagreeing with the regime, being suspected of disagreeing with the regime or falsely accused of disagreeing with the regime.
Yeah, yugioh IS a fucking execution method.
@@MrEyon93 You mean most of France's history
You don't make candles because you want candles, you make candles because making candles let's you forget about the misery of the human condition. It's basically therapy.
Yeh but aren't there better ways to achieve that? Like drinking? Or literally any other hobby?
@@Shinkajo Because they don't want to and want to make candles instead? This isn't hard.
I loved making candles because I was able to do the ORIGINAL process, from going to an actual bee hive, extracting the wax, rendering it and actually dipping the candles and burning them, THAT was fun. You're literally creating one of the longest sources of artificial light humans have had other than oil. so if you ever wanted to read after nightfall, you'd be reading in candle light. that stuff is history, that's what makes it fascinating, not this new age crap where you pick from 2,000 different scents like the stay at home moms XD
@@Jokoko2828 and rapists want to rape. Doesn't mean it's a good thing to do.
@@Shinkajo Combine drinking with candle making by consuming the hot wax? That'll make you forget about the human condition real quick...
20:42 worst thing is they probably thought they were making your day
The story about Internet Historian having to wear a camo shirt and shorts then getting saluted by two randos had me wheezing to the point I couldn't breathe.
you must have asthma
you must have asthma
@@sonovabeach2165 you must have dementia
@@sonovabeach2165 you must have dementia
@@sonovabeach2165 Funny enough I do actually...it certainly didn't help with the wheezing.
Breaking: Thousands of nerds descend on the Australian beaches with metal detectors looking for Internet Historian's lost Dollorydoos.
Not a single chazwazza was found.
Isn’t he in New Zealand
@@raiden1766 eh close enough
why do i hear boss music
@@raiden1766 Nah he's based in Australia. I think I remember him saying he moved here from NZ when he was really young
@@CANISTER4 Ah gotcha
I'm pretty sure you're talking about the oyster farm tours that I run in Tasmania on the east coast. Hope you had fun
Cheers
Declan
The cool thing about the ac130 is its entirely designed to operate in assymetrical warfare against a less powerful force. If the enemies have any sort of air power or anti air its pretty useless because its so slow and huge. So it likely can't even be used against near peer forces lol.
Similar with the A-10, if the enemy has any kind of effective anti air it becomes near useless
The guillotine lever idea is like a bouquet at a wedding, who ever in the crowd gets hit by the head is guillotined next
Calm down Jigsaw
LMAO
Sounds like something that would happen in revolutionary France . Getting hit by a decapitated head is a prime example of anti-citizen behaviour
like how this episode is about hobbies
👍
Nice
Amazing too
Hi
Nice
As soon as pigeon racing was mentioned, I paused the video and explored the local (Balkan) scene. Holy shit. It's incredible. China has pigeon pirates and a class war between rich and poorer breeders, so many crazy stories This is what the internet is for! Thanks you two.
Easily the best part of these videos are when the topic inevitably gets lost and the title cards reflect that
Congrats to internet historian on his marriage. Hope you guys be happy.
Crazy how similar they look
And congrats to her on his death
@@mgn19xx31 small gene pool over there in the Oceanic server realms
@@professorhazard New Zealands population is exclusively 5 dudes, one lady named Janet and a dozen sheep all named Neville. I can't speak for Australia, but I'd imagine they are the same, maybe they have a Susan, some Greek guy named Terry and an Aboriginal who's name is so long winded none of the white guys can pronounce it, so they just call him Steve.
@@mgn19xx31 What do you even mean? Herstorian looks completely different! The only way for her to look any more different, why, she'd have to wear a bow and get lashes.
Internet Historian and Many Kudos bullying each other to see which one of the two has the worst upload schedule
I absolutely love the impulsiveness of this episode, just casually discussing improving torture and death sentences to just snapping bird legs xD
Internet Historian is always such a chilled but exciting experience to watch. Like, the content is always so goofy in a light-hearted way. You know, when you click on a video, that you're in for a good time. Love the content. Will continue watching, even if it is just a once a year video drop.
you havent found the secret channels yet?
When I read it they were talking about a fan made of guillotines😅
Press 'F' to pay respect to the 2 dollars Internet Historian tragically lost to the sandy depths.
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Fuck him, he can afford it. TANKS!!!!!!
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As a resident of Launceston, I was shocked to see our holy trinity of gaming stores feature in this video. Also the mayor resigned, so you’ll have to find another duelling partner.
And another Elon look-alike...
yeah i was going crazy when he brought us up 🤣
Resigned because his working with children card got revoked 👀
@@maccaronich woah 😳 for real ?
He was caught stealing cupcakes from the deli
23:00 fun fact,
Yes this is exactly what happened,
which is why for years the cards that were prevalent in the show were unplayably bad in real life, because the things they made up in the show either couldn’t be realistically translated into the game or were so incredibly specific conditions, that they would never happen naturally.
It wasn’t until the third version of the show, when they started to make the show, along side the cards with actual game designers on the writing team. There still was much none sense that couldn’t be translated into real life but still.
Early Yugioh (Duelist Kingdom) goes by DnD rules. Gaint Solider of Stone destroying the moon to revert the tides and nerf all Water Monsters. It is much more interesting than watching actual Yugioh duels. It's about the big flashy plays and Jojo-style mind games. Not about the cards. Yugioh is actually a fighting game where you deck is your character's moveset.
@@pickyphysicsstudent201 never forget Yugi using catapult turtle to launch gaia at the castle of illusions, causing it to crash onto Panic’s monsters. Early Yugioh was wild
me: "I am suicidal and tired and I want to drink and watch something farthest away from the concept of death and its trivialization. Ah yes, a video on hobbies. Perfect."
18:00 Caught a mouse in my house using a glue trap. Poor guy was suffering, stuck in the glue. I drove him out to a field. The internet said to use canola oil to free the mouse. So there I am, parked on the side of a road, mouse stuck in a glue trap, and I’m just dousing him with oil. Get one leg, free, gotta work on the other three. Just kept adding more oil. Poor mouse was soaking wet with cooking oil by the time I got his last leg free.
He quickly scampered off to a nearby bush, but not before a hawk swooped down and grabbed him! That hawk must have been watching me trying to free the mouse for 10 minutes. But the funniest part was, the mouse was so oily that he slipped right out of the hawk’s talons about 15 feet in the air - hit the ground, and then made it under the bush in a mad scramble. It was the wildest thing I’ve seen!
Nature is beautiful...
Just like Captain Joe Hazelwood. He was trying to free those animals stuck in that pesky glue trap called Alaska.
I hope you aren't still using glue traps 🤨
Maybe you'll initiate an evolutionary change and mice will secrete oil one day because of that.
@@EdenNeedsAUA-camHandle - nope! Never again!
Dont worry about Internet Historian falling off a cliff, he fell through a tree and went to get ice cream after
Still cried though.
True story
Gotta respect the IH lore
@@anon-means-anon Must've been a bad flavor
I searched the comments and didn't find anything, so I guess I'll make the effort to post about this.
So, if you died by guillotine, then your blood pressure drops to 0 when you're decapitated, meaning that you lose consciousness immediately. You'd have some brain activity for about 30 seconds after, but you wouldn't just be a head on the ground looking around in pain. You would be asleep and totally unaware until you passed. The brain activity would basically be your brain trying to perform your core life functions and failing.
Thanks for this unnecessary trivia! I unironically love it! 😅
maybe we use that brain activity to convince ourselves there's an afterlife
Love this channel, a cozy corner of YT. The convos and the animations you make for the jokes is great.
My conspiracy theory for why Internet Historian slowed down in making videos is that he finally alienated all the sponsors
Its rather strange, his adds are suffering incarnate but those are the only adds i dont skip
Do you think NordVPN finally figured out that Nord Man looks less like a palette-swapped executioner and more like a Klansman
@@professorhazard they might have, i only took them 4 years
The sponsor contracts ended because the videos were still in production.
@@professorhazard You know someone I managed to not realize that.
"We spent three hours setting the game and two hours arguing about the rules"
Ah yes, the standard session.
My favorite part about IH and ManyKudos talking both Saw and ygo is that Yugi is *kind* of the Jigsaw of his own comic in the whole 'poetic justice' he dispenses. Dude straight up kills some people iirc lol
I used to do some archery on this green strip near my house and I'd regularly lose arrows.
My great uncle had been a bit of a prospector and since we'd cleaned up his place after he died I had an old metal detector of his. Took a lot of fiddling to tune it, but I actually got all of the arrows I'd lost that day, as well as some I'd lost before.
I like how this episode is about hobbies, but half of it is really about execution
I mean... sometimes they cross over.
I love these videos, I love your chemistry with your guests and it's always great to see you and ManyKudos together. (Everyone you have with you on ITF is amazing tbh.) Thank you, I needed a laugh today and you literally never fail.
Last criminal that got the death penalty in West Germany right after WW2, Werner Gladow, actually got the guillotine blade stuck in his neck and the whole execution was such a bloody mess that the state prosecutor in attendence fell into a coma from shock.
I actually had a racing pigeon get eaten in my yard and first i just thought it was a regular one until i saw the tag on its leg.
I was so nervous when i called the guy to tell him that his pigeon died.
The guy was pretty chill and i told him id handle the pigeon body disposal and he thanked me for it and sent me cookies, like these cathedral cookies, i never had thsoe before, they were amazing. I still have the box.
Why'd you eat the bird?
@@TheSonOfDumb Hungy
Oh God he's right about getting older and eventually house maintenance and improvements become a hobby
It's not a hobby, it's a lifestyle.
A lifestyle that you have no choice but to enjoy it because calling repairman is so expensive when you could do it by yourself
Edit: typo
@@frds_skce repairmen are for people too lazy to figure out how to do stuff on their own
t. someone who knows how to use more tools than he has any business possessing
@@frds_skce
No, you just some accumulate some kind of psychic stress from the minor inconveniences of the living space not being exactly the way that you want.
@@MrSilentProtagonist Yeah bro, cuz I enjoy not having clogged pipe from my shower and just unclog it myself. Instead of calling some plumber and pay him 30$ or something, idk i don't live in USA.
The female equivalent is getting excited over kitchen appliances, sturdy pots and pans, and Tupperware. Feminists will deny it, but us normie chicks gladly praise our kitchen arsenal.
I love how hobbies immediately devolved into death penalty methods
The story where he lost two dollars in the sand had me wheezing. I haven’t laughed that hard since I watched the first episode of Smiling Friends
Bro, I just came back from visiting my mum in Christchurch, and one thing she wanted to was find a stream to use her metal detector. She spent like half an hour trying to find stuff, and the beeping would go off on some rocks and there was nothing there. That whole segment felt so relatable and I was dying of laughter.
Really? How old are you?
the guitine story at 12:00, there was either a king or some ruler whos neck was soo thick, they literally HAD to chop it twice to get the head to fall off, like WTF
@@theshanamasterKing Louis XVI; "His neck was far too fat for a single clean cut and he screamed out in pain befire the blade was rapidlt raised again for a second blow."
The two guys saluting him when he went to the driving range in all camo drip got me laughing so hard my face hurt.
My dad is the president of our local pigeon racing club. I grew up with over 300 racing birds living in lofts in my back yard. I was also the junior grand champion for a few years racing pigeons. It's a bigger hobby than people realize and the birds are insane. They get dropped off 1000 miles away from home and they navigate home in only like 10 hours. They can go over 90 miles per hour for hundreds of miles without stopping and I've seen them toy around with falcons trying to catch them.
What were the names you'd give them?
@@RougeSanta we never gave them names, they have number codes on leg bands to identify them. In the racing pigeon community only high level champion birds are ever given names. Also we had like 300 so it would be hard to name them. There was this old dropper bird (used to to help signal the other birds to come down from practice flight) and he was black so when I was 5 I named him "blackie" which in hindsight was not a great name.
@@lobotomite9767 >only high level champion birds are ever given names
Based Krieger
@@NucleaRaptor nice 40k reference. Yeah we also gave the females fake eggs the night before the race so that when they get let go they rush home to sit on it. Kinda fucked up but it worked
i like chubby round city pigeons and watching them hop onto curbs. it makes me laugh everytime.
The bird leg bit was the first time I've ever paused a video from laughing. Well done sir
The metal detecting story just makes me laugh so hard everytime I watch the video. The way it's delivered is just super funny
Only Internet Historian can make an episode about hobbies and spend a good chunk of it debating the circumstances around guillotines.
what if debating about methods of execution is one of his hobbies
ngl I felt worse imagining myself in a public place with a metal detector than I did feeling everything for 30 seconds after being decapitated
At least the decapitation comes to an end pretty quickly lmao
@@matthewherr1588 Ehh....the human brain is alive for at least a minute or two after decapitation. There is even anecdotes that beheaded people were seen to follow movement with their eyes. Odds are they were tripping on dmt that last second but still.
Imagine you're metal searching awkwardly on the beach and suddenly you met absolutely every casual you have met in your life during it. Even Karen from .H.R
My grandpa is a pidgeon racer; a few years ago, he won some massive race. The price money was over a million dollars. He now mostly has show pidgeons that he puts in shows.
Oh my god seeing Launceston's three nerd stores being discussed in a yt video flashbanged my brain harder than the family guy electric chair phone
Internet Hertorian was a keeper for him when he brought a metal detector, and she went with him all day trying to find something. That impressive that she went with him and stand next to him while using the metal detector all day and did not leave him. At that point he should realize she was the one.
Then she penetrated him.
Respectfully.
"Can`t bring myself to kill the mouse." the words of a man who never actually had a mice problem.
The user name of a man who definitely has a crack problem
I don't miss having mice. Those bastards bring Lyme with them
If you had to do it with a fucking brick I doubt anyone would be able to do it. But if you have like an air rifle or something it's a lot less visceral.
Yum yum
My personal belief that you shouldn’t kill anything just because it’s an annoyance or inconvenience is the leading reason why I haven’t napalmed the nearby school in my area.
Theres one of those mini train things in oregon and its pretty good sized. Went with my grandpa a few years ago. Some of my favorite memories
I gotta say your ads are the best any other UA-camr I would try to skip your ads but I find them very entertain 😂 So overall well done
My dad would race pigeons. Some of my favorite childhood memories was getting up before the sunrise, catching the pigeons, loading up our truck and grabbing donuts and driving hours away and let the pigeons go and watch them all fly away. This was for practice and not the race themselves mind you. Love you forever and miss you Papa.
The elites don’t want you to know that the pigeons are free. You can just scoop them off the street, like this guy’s dad did.
Can you explain how your dad used to race pigeons? Im really curious to know how racing pigeons works other than just letting them go. Thanks for sharing that nice memory of your dad, also :). Sounds like a nice time
Is it true that some racing pigeons go for hundreds of thousands of dollars?
My dad raised 400 mile racers, though he never actually raced them,
@@antiquatedideas1107 its been a long time since, but from what I remember: the birds get their band on their leg registered and then put on this truck with everyone else's bird(s). Then they drive the truck somewhere a couple hundred miles away. Then they release the birds. Then you wait at your home for them to come back. Once they're back, depending on the type of time recording device you're using, we used an old style one where you have to catch the pigeon once they land and take the band and put it in this capsule and put it in this machine that stores and records the time. Then once all the pigeons have returned everyone reports their times.
I appreciate that IH keeps depicting Herstorian without her cannon Triple J boobs so we don't get jealous. What a humble man.
This is the ONLY youtube channel I watch where I actually sit through the ad's they should pay you a LOT for making them entertaining everyone elses ad's get skipped. Im never playing shitty world of tanks still but ya know someone probably will.
a new video! I love your humors and barytone voice so much. Congrats Internet Historian!
I kept chickens for a time. Only the roosters are noisy, the chickens tend to just cluck to themselves, and they made the same coos, but they only do it when they're going to sleep. They don't smell bad if you give them a dust bath to use and keep their coops clean. They're weirdly affectionate too. And if you can get some Japanese silkies, they're just this fluffy, feather-footed little petting chicken.
Sounds tasty
The fact you lost the 2 dollars you used to check if your metal detector worked is the funniest thing I've heard in a while, thanks for the laugh!
I just found the channel and its amazing. The content is perfect ❤
Loved this one a lot more than the space video. Great work :)
RIP Internet Historian, an icon to the pigeon racing community.
They've still got Mike Tyson
Wait, has Historian never been in the fake guillotine at Questacon? The terror is definitely strongest when you're inside the damn thing, not before you enter.
Fuck I completely forgot about that.................
wait theres a what
i was there last month and i dont remember that at all
@@Byrdffv Based on old Trip Advisor reviews, it looks like it might've been uninstalled in 2013. A true tragedy...
after a Google I've discovered they got rid of Track Attack, too
that sucks.
I have a new goal in life now.
I love rock climbing that first bit had me lolling and then for a moment I was like "fuck, yeah that's real..."
Emotional rollercoaster. Love your videos man, The Gentleman Pirate is a comfort video of mine I always come back to. Just watched it last night. Hell I'm coming back to this one I'm rewatching a lot of your stuff right now fighting this hangover off as long as possible.
From hobbies to capital punishment I love this man
Oysters was a hard pivot from death machines but then yall powered straight on to Saw for animals. 10/10 episode
4:09
I had NO idea pigeon racing was a thing until one day a stray racing pigeon landed on our porch and, in an efford to discover who owned the pigeon, we discovered an entire world of pigeon racing existed. We never did find the owner and the person we did manage to reach said that the owner probably died and they just released his pigeons.
Managed to catch it and my mom works with a guy that raises pigeons so he is now happily among his new harem of female pigeons.
Wow that's a happy ending
How did you know It was a racing pigeon and not a normal pigeon?
@Republicshallriseagain the band on its leg, we looked up the numbers and info about it, found out where it was registered and what group it was registered to, etc. Pretty easy to find out the registration information.
@@DeckDogs4Life Thats pretty cool I thought you understood that based on how fast It was or something
@@republicshallriseagain419 nah, we knew it was domesticated because of how close it would get but had no idea anything else about it until lwe searched the bracelet numbers.
That relatable moment when your mate shows you a brand new pencil.
Video about hobbies
Video section about guillotines
Starts with a rant about candlemaking
Peak internet historian right there
The story about metal detecting had me wheezing my lungs out.
Btw my hobbies are miniature painting, 3d printing, and wargaming, so I find this episode's backdrop really fitting.
Same!
I feel like wargaming has become more popular than even just 5 years ago, it's pretty awesome.
I thought i’d find someone with this interest. Early this year i got into playing Battletech and painting miniatures from it.
@@VortexbeastWaaagh It’s probably due to the quarantine. I started 40K painting during that time :v
Got into age of sigmar during the pandemic.
IH is absolutely underrating the price of a scented candle. It’s probably the most unexpectedly overpriced product you will regularly encounter just to pass on from the shock.
Absolutely this, the good ones like Yankee cost an arm and a leg. If you can make them even half as good for less of would be worth it
Poor guy thought he was incognito and we still know who he is.
@@triton62674 my dad is incredibly into fancy scented candles and fr we get absolute boxes of candles in every month, and I do not look at the receipts for a reason 😅
That's why you should just smoke cigarettes, where I live they're a lot cheaper
Told my wife I was going to make wax slugs, I was warned that if I touch her Yankee candle that she would test them out on me.
Guillotines are real dangerous. You could get a concussion from that basket!
Thank you! I was wondering if someone was going to bring up the uncounted concussions from basket injuries.
I love the random oblivion references spinkled throughout your videos
Imagine how mad one of those pigeon racers must get if in the middle of the race their pigeon gets grabbed out of the air and eaten by a HAWK
I would wager pigeon fatalities are a common (enough) occurrence in the sport and most of the racers are mentally prepared for it.
that's why you race like 40 at once lol
just release your whole flock every time :V
@@TheWorstPartyMember My dad races and he’s only lost a few to hawks over the past few decades. As long as they are not caught by surprise pigeons are very good at outflying birds of prey
Fun fact, there have been several pigeon clubs that have gotten in deep trouble for trapping and killing hawks to protect their pigeons. This is HIGHLY illegal and many of these hawk species are endangered.
Imagine if we did that with dogs
Let them run across the country back home, a few will never return but who cares it's just a fun little hobby
How did this go from hobbies to executing people back to hobbies
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You made the ad actually enjoyable, it's actually a funny game used to play it a lot
17:21 are IHs intrusive thoughts
My hobby is taking a 25 minute and 41 second break at work to watch this video. Thank you kind sir for the upload 🥹
I have lots of hobbies
mines taking a 25 second and 41 minute break.....
Im in the MIDDLE of a workout sesh rockin to music - nope pause reps; New IH dropped!
I hope it was during your lunch break.
Break? Just watch it and get paid.
Pigeon Fancier/Racer here, i love how IH just summed it all up because yeah, that was pretty much it, its an older gentleman's sport, where you pretty much care for the birds and hopefully one of your birds do well and gain lots of attention (and winnings) to your loft. Its like a side-sport if you catch my drift.
been binge watching your stuff man every fucking video is gold, laughing non stop
Perfect pigeon noise, really. This video made me go back to Little Kuriboh's YGOTAS dub and i can not stress enough how much of a great time i'm having getting back into funny dubs of anime stuff boiling down the hilarity. Thanks guys :-*
2:16 that feeling is one of the worst feelings ever. You plan something, and are excited about it. But then when you’re actually doing it, it’s just embarrassing as hell. Not fun in the least.
Kaiba is exactly the sort of guy who would travel all the way to rural New Zealand just to steal a kids deck XD (also shout out New Zealand Yugioh scene!)
You are the only channels whos ads I don't skip.
knowing that he's into warhammer is so exciting, just for the hope of him doing a video discussing his favorite faction
When you brought up the guillotine not instantly killing people, it reminded me of a funny if sad story. During the French Revolution there was a pretty infamous woman named Charlotte Corday who assassinated an important revolutionary figure named Marat, got arrested and was executed for it. After her head was cut off, the story goes that a carpenter was so angry at Corday for killing Marat that he grabbed her head and began slapping it. But to his and the crowd's horror, Corday's face, despite her head being fully severed, began to look angry. Given what we now know about how long you can "live" after the decapitation, it seems likely that Corday actually experienced those slaps and did genuinely become angry at him before she finally died.
The dude was arrested right after though, as the Executioner, a guy named Sanson, was furious at him for disrespecting the dead. He thought that everyone, regardless of how cruel and twisted they may have been in life, should at least have their dead body be given respect as they paid for their deeds in the most extreme way possible. So he used his position as the official Executioner to make the guards arrest the man on the spot, though he did get let go a month or so later.
I thought the scowling head was kinda funny and the executioner's logic was a bit endearing. Reminds me of another thing I learned about those sorts of times through another famous executioner/torturer (I forgot his name): pregnant women got really nice and comfortable cells as well as delayed or forgiven punishments. She would basically get constant care and even good food to make sure the baby makes it before any real punishment is delivered. But if it's found out that the woman lied about being pregnant to get special treatment... oh boy, she would regret it.
@@keystrix3704 If you're curious, I'd suggest looking into the Executioner some more. His name was Charles-Henri Sanson, and he's a fascinating person because of how absolutely not like what you'd think of an executioner.
By the end of his duty, he had around 2900 executions to his name as a result of the French Revolution, and personally executed King Louis XVI who sparked the whole war, while his son would take up the profession and execute Marie Antoinette. A personal journal of his revealed he despised his job and wished he never had to do it, but chose to do it because someone had to, and he knew he could handle it respectfully despite his hatred of execution, so "better him than some other untrustworthy man" and all that.
He even helped create the guillotine because he genuinely thought it was far better than execution via the Executioner's Blade. Executioners had to pay to repair the tools themselves, and with how heavy and unwieldy the blade was, it wouldn't always guarantee a clean single cut kill, and would exahust the Executioner making any executions later in the day even less likely to be swift and merciful. The guillotine would make sure that deaths were reliably swift and painless, reduce the strain on Executioner's bodies, but most of all, show the public how horrific the act really was. Which of course is ironically tragic, as the guillotine ended up becoming one of the most widely used and beloved tools of the time due to the insane amount of executions during that period.
Given what we actually know about decapitation and human anatomy, a person who's head has just been cut off will instantly lose any cognitive function due to shock, and even if that somehow didn't happen, the pressure loss & massive hemorrhage simply knocks out any remaining chances of the person being conscious. Any stories about people blinking rapidly or making faces are either fabrications or are an exaggeration coming from a place of not understanding of muscle twitch responses or post mortem involuntary spasms.
@@Miszorov Well I saw a legit video from CJNG where the executioner chopped a woman's head really quick and when he showed the head it moved the eyes from one side to the other like looking at everybody behind the camera.
Is it terrible that, due to my many hours sunken into playing Fate/Grand Order I just started imagining this story with the FGO versions of Sanson and Corday in mind, and it just fit perfectly in my head?
What I've found is that in Japan, hobby generally means "singular thing I dedicate my entire existence to and build my personality around outside of work". It also means that they're unreasonably good at it.
That is relatable. When I started learning Japanese I got so obsessed I went to different classes every night of the week, after work - travelling to different towns to get to them.
One of my teachers (a Japanese girl) said as an obsessive, I'd be happy in Japan - and I was! People out there were shy, introverted, but highly focused. My kind of folk, even though I am a middle-aged English guy!
So Japanese people are just horrible at actually enjoying thier life? I mean that plus the work culture and stuff just sounds horrible
Considering their work culture they probably have no choice. There's probably not enough time to squeeze in another hobby.
Sounds like peak 'tism