Starfield Explained By A Moron

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  • Опубліковано 29 лис 2024

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  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 Рік тому +325

    Wouldn’t mind seeing a part two of this.

  • @BastrdGod
    @BastrdGod Рік тому +124

    Of the 60+ Starfield videos I've watched so far, this is my favorite.
    Granted, like 40 of them were outpost and ship build related, but still, this is the most entertaining yet.

  • @v0533
    @v0533 Рік тому +84

    As I was exploring I accidently landed on the planet and location of Andreja without seeing Vladimir first. What a coincidence that was. She proceeded to yell at me for not getting Barret first when I had no clue what was going on. It just works

    • @FoxyCAMTV
      @FoxyCAMTV Рік тому +3

      🤣🤣😀😆

    • @MaticTheProto
      @MaticTheProto Рік тому +5

      Playtesting is overrated

    • @JodieEdits
      @JodieEdits Рік тому +2

      She will yell at you for not getting barret first even if you did

  • @vedantthakur09
    @vedantthakur09 5 місяців тому +8

    "Who milked the first cow and what was their deal?"
    I can't 😂😂😂

  • @JohnPeacekeeper
    @JohnPeacekeeper Рік тому +27

    "Roleplay as Arnold from the Magic Schoolbus"
    I see I wasn't the only child traumatized by that

    • @hubhikarilives
      @hubhikarilives Рік тому +1

      My mom thought that acid trip of a show was educational..

    • @JohnPeacekeeper
      @JohnPeacekeeper Рік тому +1

      @@hubhikarilives I mean, it was. I learned from it. But the games and the books were better at actually educating

  • @elliepowder
    @elliepowder Рік тому +98

    The thought of you practising "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia" is fantastic, you really know how to set your priorities :D Also, Pauligan made me miss Paul the Horse, he would have destroyed those space pirates

  • @GriffinatorOriginal
    @GriffinatorOriginal Рік тому +59

    In Wayne’s voice: To be fair… depending on how many times you play new game plus and upgrade your powers, you ARE space Jesus.

  • @spacejihadist4246
    @spacejihadist4246 Рік тому +2

    I thought this was an interactive movie about Garfield in Star Wars.

  • @MaxPSVR
    @MaxPSVR Рік тому +2

    Ahh so that’s why I have the overwhelming urge to equip Barrett with the legendary mini gun you get from the Vangard terramorph arc

  • @martinmnagell2894
    @martinmnagell2894 Рік тому +2

    5:21
    the fear of palindromes is called "aibohphobia"

  • @angelitoofficial7943
    @angelitoofficial7943 Рік тому +18

    Your commentary is absolutely phenomenal. Rarely do I subscribe, you make excellent content, sir. I hope you gain many more subscribers and grow. You definitely deserve it.

  • @FlameReaper
    @FlameReaper Рік тому +9

    I like that all conclusions of the “ketamine” is that it has to be a drug

  • @ren4issance-754
    @ren4issance-754 Рік тому +11

    Damn, you’ve got some Ryan Reynolds level charisma.

  • @mathiaschristensen1194
    @mathiaschristensen1194 Рік тому +22

    Fr though.. Who milked the first cow and what WAS their deal.

    • @kahc3216
      @kahc3216 Рік тому +4

      They were hella wild

    • @OpoOnTheGo
      @OpoOnTheGo Рік тому +2

      There's an old fable about lactose tolerance being a recessive gene. TLDR: a lot of people pooped themselves to death and the first person to tolerate lactose was killed bc everyone though he killed all the people who experienced death by poopoo. Idc if it's true or not, makes me laugh

  • @Guendison
    @Guendison Рік тому +2

    ahhh, Adoring Fan. Whatever game you end up being in your voice always takes me back to Oblivion.

  • @JustaGuy_Gaming
    @JustaGuy_Gaming Рік тому +3

    Any crazy drug filled plot you can come up with is better than what Bethesda came up with 8 years of development and millions of dollars.

  • @ultimate_pleb
    @ultimate_pleb Рік тому +2

    Wait it's all no man's skyrim?
    Always has been * shoots gun *

  • @UncleMo65
    @UncleMo65 Рік тому +17

    Best Starfield video ever!!! The humor and satire was next level genius. I could not stop laughing. Bravo 👏
    I subscribed.

  • @fulee9999
    @fulee9999 Рік тому +3

    this was the best starfield summary video I've seen, the humor was on point, well done

  • @Shermoose
    @Shermoose Рік тому +2

    It’s been such a long time before I had a video over 10 minutes keep me fully engaged with it. Thank you!

  • @kyleburke7285
    @kyleburke7285 Рік тому +2

    Enjoyed the inside jokes and loved the long word phobia explanation.
    I am now a subscriber

  • @LoganSearles
    @LoganSearles Рік тому +11

    Not gonna lie random fucking kid on my ship is kinda a deal breaker.

    • @madskater5
      @madskater5 Рік тому +3

      If you’re serious, she doesn’t have to be there. She is pushup man’s kid. If you decide to not have him on your ship, she leaves too.

    • @LoganSearles
      @LoganSearles Рік тому

      @@madskater5 Goooooooooood.

    • @kenz2756
      @kenz2756 Рік тому +1

      ​@@LoganSearlesok so you didn't even play considering your reaction...

    • @jamiemunn9200
      @jamiemunn9200 Рік тому +1

      ​@@kenz2756read his original comment.... it says nothing about playing the game. Typical Bethesda gamer right here!!

    • @kenz2756
      @kenz2756 Рік тому +1

      @@jamiemunn9200 Yup. Have 1700 mods in Skyrim and 800 mods in FO4. I pirate most shit too.
      You had a poor deduction moment. his OG comment is him being pretentious since the video is all he got about the game. That's why I commented in the first place my guy.

  • @wuurlii
    @wuurlii 4 місяці тому

    I’ve watched all of your dmc videos after falling in love with dmc5, but after the ketamine jokes you deserve a sub more than just my momentary engagement. Kudos

  • @CW_274
    @CW_274 Рік тому +1

    Loved the aot music when the weed ran at you with the knife lol

  • @briancarter9404
    @briancarter9404 Рік тому +23

    This was hilarious. Thank you.
    Also love Starfield so far!

  • @billwithers4762
    @billwithers4762 Рік тому +3

    This is the most I've enjoyed starfield, great vid!

  • @robertb7293
    @robertb7293 Рік тому +4

    Thanks Faraday Budget Tours. Ships confirmed dateable.
    Now we just need the space advanced family planning mod and my horrid plan to raise a family of little rockets and star drives will be complete.

  • @Axyl2k
    @Axyl2k Рік тому +1

    Honestly one of the funniest things i've watched in ages. Instant sub. Well played, sir

  • @Oedwak
    @Oedwak Рік тому

    So laugh-out-loud good. You got me with "she doesn't obey the laws of gravity at all!". I'm officially a fan. Subscribed!

  • @dh8203
    @dh8203 Рік тому +12

    Yeah, they haven't fixed the Bethesda classic of NPCs glitching into stuff. My first landing in New Atlantis was graced by the first bug I saw in the game, a random guy stuck in the middle of the fountain. Conveniently the game has a photo mode which automatically adds the photos to loading screens, so I've been able to relive the moment many times. Now loading is a comedy slideshow of people sinking into the floor, their head stuck through a table, or leaning on air. And I'm having lots of fun playing the game too.

  • @SokaPup
    @SokaPup Рік тому +1

    the way i always answer the question "is starfield a good game" the answer depends on asking and answering another question .. which is "do you like bethesda games" if the answer is no or iv never played one... then you are most likely not going to like the game, if the answer is yes then you will enjoy the game because you understand the type and style of it, now onto bugs... i have played 200hours+ of game so far .. and iv only come across a couple ... which are .. crashing (onetime being real bad crash), the npcs when die flying into ceiling and hanging themselves, and iv had the robot companion deside to surf my spaceship... but beside that iv had nothing like some videos depict .... which comes down to... everyones different.. everyones computer is different and the fact is your situation will be different for better or worse when comes to bugs than someone else

  • @KerboOnYT
    @KerboOnYT Рік тому +2

    Outstanding storytelling

  • @michaelschauf3542
    @michaelschauf3542 Рік тому +11

    Was waiting on this, did not disappoint.
    Also I’ve been loving starfield also. I haven’t Even started any of the actual main story just went far enough to get the frontier and totally said screw scrips and missions and ever since I’ve been genociding my way through the galaxy 😂

    • @skitz042o2
      @skitz042o2 Рік тому

      You should do about 5-6 missions for constellation. It’ll be worth it.

    • @tom2gunzbombadil689
      @tom2gunzbombadil689 Рік тому +1

      Yeah, good game . flawed but fun

    • @TheParagonIsDead
      @TheParagonIsDead 5 місяців тому

      Same my dude, it’s the most flawed masterpiece I’ve ever played.
      There are a lot of oversights, that are mostly understandable but when you just play… it all melts away and you only see the good parts.

  • @mocha9072
    @mocha9072 Рік тому +1

    I joined the crimson fleet before going to rescue Barrett so all I had to do was walk in and tell them to let him go.

  • @RangerOfTheOrder
    @RangerOfTheOrder Рік тому

    That Arnold joke brought back a core memory for me

  • @jasong.451
    @jasong.451 9 місяців тому

    Man, this is some of the best Starfield story telling I've had the pleasure to enjoy.

  • @RacinJsn
    @RacinJsn Рік тому +1

    Vasco is officially banished to the Lodge for constantly glitching thru the fooor in the ship blocking access to the bridge.

    • @NephilimGodMusic
      @NephilimGodMusic Рік тому

      That happens all the time lol

    • @juicedgoose
      @juicedgoose Рік тому +1

      I usually find him hiding in the space behind my industrial workbench. He's like my ships cat

  • @American-Jello
    @American-Jello Рік тому

    Ok, this was storyline was strangely captivating, and now I'm really hopeful there is more to come. Definitely more interesting than the original game's storyline, although I, too am enjoying playing Starfield. Subscription earned! Well done!

  • @madskater5
    @madskater5 Рік тому +2

    MORE PLEASE! that was amazing!

  • @dococ3272
    @dococ3272 Рік тому +1

    My ONE bug so far was hilarious. A guy exploded into the ceiling and I spent the next thirty minutes trying to pull him down, 10/10 experience. I’m actually disappointed how seamless my experience has been. In Skyrim, character 2, a bee ended the intro in catastrophe and carnage. And it was just up from there (more and more bugs)
    This is a great Bethesda RPG in space, and everything that phrase means 😊

  • @GrimsGhostG59
    @GrimsGhostG59 Рік тому

    Lmao the water melon part got my crying I literally was in tears my AB’s hurt now

  • @davidstrausser5200
    @davidstrausser5200 Рік тому +5

    This was pretty dope

  • @BlackStar250874
    @BlackStar250874 Рік тому +1

    This is good, AND entertaining. Also waiting for part two. =D
    Personally I play Starfield with a slow pace of a space geek.
    With screenshots with photomode every five minutes!

  • @ahlija
    @ahlija Рік тому

    You’re very good and got yourself a new sub! Keep em coming sir.

  • @Johnkik212
    @Johnkik212 Рік тому +2

    Would love to see a part 2

  • @hubhikarilives
    @hubhikarilives Рік тому

    My parents being behind the scenes at my job without notice is a new level of fear

  • @rerver8842
    @rerver8842 Рік тому

    I never knew I needed to see the adventurers of a man(?) named Pauligan Picklesworth until today. Please more.

  • @noisepuppet
    @noisepuppet Рік тому

    I watch a lot of recordings of people playing games. This by far is one of them. Haha. But seriously, I would waste a whole work day watching these on the sly so I hope you make more in this format.

  • @pilgrimgirl3182
    @pilgrimgirl3182 Рік тому

    This hit the spot. Thank you for making this video.☺️✌️

  • @LostWallet
    @LostWallet Рік тому +2

    Bethesda bravely answer the age old question “are we alone out there?” with….”yes, ita just human out there, no other intelligent life anywhere in the galaxy. just human”

  • @Defathomize
    @Defathomize Рік тому

    This video is so spot on. There is an unhinged amount of violence in this game.

  • @xdevantx5870
    @xdevantx5870 Рік тому

    I think it's amazing that the Adoring Fan is unironically the best companion in the game.

  • @Nordic_Mechanic
    @Nordic_Mechanic Рік тому +1

    theres only 5 `p` not 6 in hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

  • @RolIinStoner420
    @RolIinStoner420 Рік тому +1

    Sarah didnt like how I dealt with the Terrormorphs.... so I sent her back to the lodge...
    Sam wanted to bring he daughter on my ship... I wont even do one mission in that quest
    I miss that cloud district guy..

  • @evanchristian1751
    @evanchristian1751 Рік тому +1

    I’m thoroughly enjoying Starfield even with all its bugs, and I absolutely love this video! Not sure if I’ll be able to take the game seriously anymore though. 😅

  • @enoughofyourkoicarp
    @enoughofyourkoicarp Рік тому

    Todd Howard: "It just works."
    Everyone: "Yeah, it only just works."

  • @shift3yep679
    @shift3yep679 Рік тому +1

    This. Was. Beautiful.

  • @thestoryteller1807
    @thestoryteller1807 Рік тому

    just noticed the fact that his channel icon has an eye twitch. now i'm laughing uncontrollably.

  • @salamathesusatbiyernesulit2161

    Something about shooting essential NPCs puts a smile on my face.

  • @Fartowski
    @Fartowski Рік тому

    Like, subbed and almost cried laughing. Good stuff.

  • @lucaverde126
    @lucaverde126 5 місяців тому

    Part two I'm begging you that was hilarious

  • @madmatt6240
    @madmatt6240 Рік тому +2

    This video was so much more entertaining then the actual game.
    Good work

  • @amazingadams6723
    @amazingadams6723 Рік тому +4

    Well done! Is there a part 2?

  • @JamesBond-zd5jx
    @JamesBond-zd5jx Рік тому

    Who decided a raw onion was not poisonous to eat? Cut it and smell it and decide “oh yeah, this must be tasty. Smells like your cousin Ernie.”

  • @mr.voidout4739
    @mr.voidout4739 Рік тому +1

    I wanted my first playthrough to be completely organic; no mods or anything. But... I cracked. I had to grab cheat-enabler off Nexus and use console commands for just two reasons: Removing Cora, and Lv4 martial arts.

  • @spinnact
    @spinnact Рік тому +2

    Well that was a wild ride

  • @allbriardup6451
    @allbriardup6451 Рік тому

    The game should be called “Rainbow Loading Simulator.”

  • @jerseylife8701
    @jerseylife8701 Рік тому +2

    Rare solid ketamine 😂
    Dude you got my subscription for that and every other ketamine reference 😂🎉

  • @kendo2377
    @kendo2377 Рік тому +1

    It's a Bethesda game, with bonus time-eating mechanics, current year social engineering and real life politics. I feel immersed.

    • @chadharger9323
      @chadharger9323 Рік тому

      You forgot total strangers known as 'followers' opening up to us within hours after meeting for the first time. . .and us not caring. . .as we look for the game's version of Fallot 4's lone wanderer perk.

  • @shrimpwithaknife3381
    @shrimpwithaknife3381 Рік тому

    Perfect thing to watch while your cats are destroying your house in the background

  • @RandomWandrer
    @RandomWandrer Рік тому +7

    Yes! Starfield is An amazing game. As long as you make a solid save every few hours, you can enjoy the classic bugthesda glitches without fear of losing your progress.

  • @wastelander1015
    @wastelander1015 Рік тому

    Funny thing is that his parents can be found at the Astral Lounge in Neon, dancing and sniffing Aurora 😅😅

  • @awall8512
    @awall8512 Рік тому

    10/10 Excellent! Return of the Pauligan would be very welcomed.

  • @anonymousli4204
    @anonymousli4204 Рік тому

    4:00 It feels more like day after tomorrow. Or tomorrow something... That thing with tom cruise...

  • @RueTalamo
    @RueTalamo Рік тому +2

    Starfield has inspired some awesome content. Cant wait to see more!

  • @karllaunchbaugh5437
    @karllaunchbaugh5437 Рік тому

    This was a glorious saga, I need more

  • @RobotNinja28
    @RobotNinja28 Рік тому +3

    The only way to rp this game

  • @acejenkina8472
    @acejenkina8472 Рік тому

    This is actually funny especially the hugh Jackman from the prestige reference lol😂😂😂 dude you actually have a talent for this type of shit.. make more skits and go big!!!!!

  • @chugmander
    @chugmander Рік тому

    “If the universe is so big… why won’t it fight me? 👊

  • @mrdonut6108
    @mrdonut6108 Рік тому +268

    Here so kids cant say first

  • @cthonmon_4781
    @cthonmon_4781 8 місяців тому

    Pauligan Picklesworth.
    I can't stop saying that.
    Pauligan Picklesworth.

  • @Cptwinter
    @Cptwinter 11 місяців тому

    So in short star field is just an acid trip for some old crack head who had dreams to become an astronaut

  • @lkslokinhow
    @lkslokinhow Рік тому

    The UC quest is actually pretty good. Even better than the main one I think.

  • @sparkcommunications2499
    @sparkcommunications2499 Рік тому

    This was the video we were all waiting for

  • @RBRMV1
    @RBRMV1 Рік тому

    The graphics here is so awesome during 2005

  • @MsLegendd
    @MsLegendd Рік тому

    Dude I really don’t know how I find your video I was playing STARFIELD u just pap on my UA-cam after a minute playing and listening your video I turn off my Xbox made a cafe and listen to this video I hade more fun the actually playin a game please make more video if u can consider make a god of war great video amazing u tell better story and more interesting then any game out there loving it !!!!

  • @TheParagonIsDead
    @TheParagonIsDead 5 місяців тому

    After 200 hours it’s an easy 8/10 at least.
    After updates and dlc? 9/10.
    Overall great video, none of the stupid Bethesda hate. Just doing what Bethesda games are made for.
    Enjoying, fucking around, and appreciating the crazy stuff.

    • @DH-bg1qo
      @DH-bg1qo 4 місяці тому

      Really? Curious, what parts do you enjoy?

    • @TheParagonIsDead
      @TheParagonIsDead 4 місяці тому

      @@DH-bg1qo everything. I think a lot if the criticism is valid, but is often blown out of the water.

    • @DH-bg1qo
      @DH-bg1qo 4 місяці тому

      @@TheParagonIsDead the lore seemed good, but the world felt empty and it was just a series of fetch quests

  • @mightybotstudio
    @mightybotstudio Рік тому

    This video was more fun than playing the game. 10/10 would watch again.

  • @Fokkas
    @Fokkas Рік тому

    You are pure gold, dude. This was perfectly hilarious.

  • @sergiogonzalesYT
    @sergiogonzalesYT Рік тому

    Brilliant review!
    Subscribed.

  • @loki2894
    @loki2894 Рік тому

    Third time watching this. We need a continuation!

  • @DiamondBeast53
    @DiamondBeast53 Рік тому

    That bit on the powers was exactly how i felt when i learned there where powers atfer 10 hours of running around just beening a menace i was like why am i using guns and my knife when i could become a master jedi and absolutely destroy these NPCs so yea

  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
    @matthewtalbot-paine7977 Рік тому +1

    Everyone in the game seems to think a lot of constellation but they are some people who collect magic floating bits of metal (well they get you to collect them no one else seems to lift a finger) that make you have a trip and their excitement is the reverse of my boredom going around to different locations to try and find one of these floaty metal bits. They ponder what it all means and I'm like okay I really don't care then eventually you get a super power something that should be more exciting and interesting and no one really cares. The main story sucks.

  • @forzit8623
    @forzit8623 Рік тому

    Out of all the starfield reviews I’ve watched this is the one that makes me wanna play it☠️

  • @sparkcommunications2499
    @sparkcommunications2499 Рік тому

    "Space Russian" and "Barret proceeding to tell you about his dead husband" 😆😂🤣

  • @YTaccNo3
    @YTaccNo3 Рік тому

    "It's.... Fallout 4?" "Always has been"

  • @c.voyegger4421
    @c.voyegger4421 Рік тому +1

    Space Jesus is a cool superhero name

  • @FjreHazard
    @FjreHazard Рік тому

    I wonder if the Spacers that you encounter are supposed to represent Spacer's Choice. An indirect attack on Obsidian.

  • @wilhelmwagner3353
    @wilhelmwagner3353 Рік тому +3

    Cyan man story time

  • @X862go
    @X862go Рік тому

    Currently watching this from the edgerunners in the Euclid universe ✨️. Nice documentary 👌 your earth humans are kinda crazy 👩‍🚀.