It occasionally happens. The Horus Heresy had two tech-priests that were married. They barely understood what marriage even was, but they made it work. In the Ciaphas Cain books, Cain seems to have had sex with a female tech priests. It's VERY rare, but it happens.
The last one is the most accurate in forwardness simplicity and actual speech of techpriests its just a little too slow normally the binary communications are way faster.
@@barthellorenhe was walking smoothly into the augmentation bay. He then took a right turn as soon as he got this data flux. “Hey babe are you an override because my terminal priorities changed when i saw your data flux.”
All these pickup lines for the Admech, and yet the perfected Tyranid bioforms only need one, "*Sounds of Dissolving in acid to be made into a superior biolifeform*"
Well... heh. The Adeptus Mech, outside of the Magos Biologis "school" or "workshop", to put it that way, usually get on my nerves. But this makes them quite wholesome.
Just like the Sisters of Battle, the Mechanicus doesn't actually have a vow of celibacy. In the Horus Heresy, Calth had a pair of married Tech-priests who had a hard time expressing affection for one another. In Ciaphas Cain, Cain ended up having sex with a young female tech adept. Generally, though, any "children" produced by the Mechanicus are clones or vat grown hybrids. Mechanicus mating rituals are weird. Don't even get me started on Cawl who uploads the minds of both men and women into his body as advisers (not innuendo).
If you ever feel redundant, imagine that someone wrote these fire pick-up lines for a game where almost every player is a man with the most masculine setting imaginable.
4:03 is just filthy.... What a heretical usage for the sacred binharic... For anyone wondering, 01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00111111 just says "Fuck?"
Some are cheesy some are unhinged and some are fucking funny. This reminds when my tempus scion some fucking how got the attention of magos in wrath and glory. But it did result to him getting a robo arm that can turn into a plasma pistol
A comment reminded me randomly of the relationship of Edward and Winry from FMA:B, and it feels weirdly fitting... Imagine a Techpriestess, that fell in love with a Psycher whose prostetics she had to maintain. Crap... Someone, please rewrite FMA:B into Warhammer 40k A pair of psychically gifted brothers, one who got basically turned into whatever the non-astartes version of a Dreadnought is, who have to fight against the chaos corrupted leadership of a world (or sector). Sounds like an interesting premise of a story, doesn't it? ;-p
I love that idea. The younger brother could be unsuccessfully "servitor-ized" where his body has been augmented and he no longer requires food or sleep but his mind is still intact along with his psyker abilities.
@@MasterOfNone2023 You know, that's not a bad idea. Considering the other animated armors they meet in the story, it wouldn't be too far of to call them something akin to Combat servitors. Though I guess Al would likely be either something similar to a servitor, without actually being one, or was accidentally turned into one. Because I can't imagine Ed turning his brother into a servitor... Wait, that'd be actually an idea... While testing their powers or whatever, Al accidentally got killed, disintegrated or something, and Ed sacrificed his arm to a powerful warp entity (maybe even the chaos gods, or possibly the Emperor?) to get his brother back, and the warp entity bound Al's soul to a nearby servitor. Or maybe something similar to the rubrics happened, with an old Set of Power Armor serving as a surrogate body.
I didn't write them down during my 4-am-gin-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza but with the snip tool and a reverse image search you should be able to find them.
It's very out of character but the idea of a male Tech-Priest hitting on a normal human woman or vice versa is incredibly funny to me.
Why does this randomly remind me of Edward and Winry?
if "I can fix him/her" was a person
Might wanna read "Flesh and Steel" by Guy Haley in that case ;)
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It's not out of character, there are romantic couples and marriages within admech
It occasionally happens. The Horus Heresy had two tech-priests that were married. They barely understood what marriage even was, but they made it work.
In the Ciaphas Cain books, Cain seems to have had sex with a female tech priests. It's VERY rare, but it happens.
Are you a microwave? Because MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
had to read this one out loud XD
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Ding 💦
"What she needs is a hot one....and no waiting."
--Microwave from The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars
"I don't mind red is a holy colour after all" - smoothest line about period i ever heard
Ignace Karkasy ain't got nothing on me
Girl, you must be my custom order, because you meet all my specifications.
This is absolutely foul. More, please.
Be careful what you wish for....
That's something Astarion (Baldur's Gate III) could say. I love it.
@@Briselance Oh I'm familiar with Asterion, but my Druid is more vibing with Shadowheart atm
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"Beeeep" I died.
I made a hyena noise when I heard that one. Weirdest laugh ever.
OUR BOI !
Especially by Santodes
The picture they put for Beeeeep was great aswell, I had to pause it for the lols.
Brother Santodes is so good he is his own pickup line incarnate.
"Gaze upon my well rounded chassis. My reactor pulsates with *smooth, velvety beats*"
"PUSH ME, DADDY PUSH ME ON THE SWIIIN- OW" @@williamvinson3825
@@williamvinson3825 "Skitarii, let me enter your temple."
Beeeeeeeep.
@@michimatsch5862
Access g-g-g-g-granted
0:34
“My Thermic Reactor Pulsates with smooth…velvety…beats…”
The binary at the end says "fuck?"
Congrats, you're the first one to type that out and translate it!
You will never be getting those minutes of your life back though....
@@barthellorenlol
@@barthelloren
Neither will those like me, who went through dozens of comments to see, if someone translated that binary.
@@barthelloren not ganna lie i went and translated it to find this mf lol
It just says that? :-D Well, she sure is straightforward.
0:53 damn Necrons, rizzing up our tech priestesses…
(It should be ME! Not her! It’s not FAIR!)
Call me Orikan cus I'll give you a taste of the divine...
@@barthelloren DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
@@barthelloren
Wowie... that was a nice one, indeed.
Me, an Iron Hand: “Uhhh… uhhhhh… I.. uhhh… this is all a bit… forward…”
Bro one of you was flirting with a plane in the Ferrus Manus primarch book so get of your high ho... Dunecrawler
Eh, Goriate... just say "yes" to her. Who knows? This is might be a good stroy for both of you. :-)
@@Briselance And that's how Slaanesh infiltrated the adeptus mechanicus and iron hands simultaneously.
As an educated and certified electrician, the transformer winding one makes me happy .
The last one is the most accurate in forwardness simplicity and actual speech of techpriests its just a little too slow normally the binary communications are way faster.
I remember one of the older video games having this tech priest that just screeches at you when he speaks binharic 😂
If one of the tech priests came up to me and said “beeep” I’d fold in an instant
I love how unhinged some of these are, more please
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@@barthelloren well thank you VERY much, thou shall receive a big thumbs up 👍
:41 It actually is! Thank you for noticing! *I pull out a comically large galvanic rifle*
ALERT: Adeptus Mechanicus has been corrupted by Slaanesh
Don't you mean upgraded?
This video has crippled my ability to flirt forever... more please.
Implying that you were walking smooth before watching the video...
@@barthelloren Right in the cogitator, Ombissiah be praised, you are correct.
@@barthellorenhe was walking smoothly into the augmentation bay.
He then took a right turn as soon as he got this data flux.
“Hey babe are you an override because my terminal priorities changed when i saw your data flux.”
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You had me at "solar flare over your face plate"
This was pure pain to listen to. But i couldn't stop smiling the whole time.
Now imagine spending a day editing this... listening to your own voice saying this...
@@barthelloren *Insert binaric screech here*
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@@barthelloren Those were somehow even worse LOL!
0:33 - Brother Santodes? CONVINCE THEM.
For those of you curious about what the lady is saying in binary at the last bit of the video. She is saying:
Fuck?
horny admech musst be amongst the top 10 scariest things you'll ever encounter in the 40k universe
Skitarii femboysss🥵
0:35 brother santodes being smooth as always 😅
I've recognised Archon of Flesh's works and I'm not so proud about it
"Will you be the Daemon Culaba to my Dark Mechanicum?"
NO HELL NO D:
That was just straight up f___ed... I'm in stitches.
@@irishspartanstudios Is that a no? 💍
@@Not_Alpharius 🔫 No. 🔫
That username is kinda sus 🤔
“Wanna go back to my place and do some unprotected file sharing?”
Depends on how big your RAM is?
I hate this so much. Please continue making these.
You're making my server overload
BEEEEEEEEP
Best pickup line ever.
Great stuff, this got a good number of chuckles out of me.
these uh? depictions of our glorious mechanicus got me acting heretical
'My bit is byte sized'💀
Brother Santodes sent my sides into orbit xD
All these pickup lines for the Admech, and yet the perfected Tyranid bioforms only need one, "*Sounds of Dissolving in acid to be made into a superior biolifeform*"
Haha the classic Hormagaunt mating call
Are you Skitarii?
Because I want to enter your Temple
All Orientations are Cumpatible
...as I'm Fluent in Binary
I'll never see the Mechanicus the same way again.
Well... heh. The Adeptus Mech, outside of the Magos Biologis "school" or "workshop", to put it that way, usually get on my nerves.
But this makes them quite wholesome.
0:35
"Beeeepppp"
~brother santodes
"Do you like it hard? Cause I'll wreck you harder than Gryphone IV"
Damn... this kinda hurts...
I have a Skitarii oc from Gryphonne IV and if someone said this to her she'd shoot them point blank 💀
Ngl these pickup lines are kinda fire
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BEEEEEEP is the one that got me
Listen I am glad your getting it on, just a bit more privacy ok, also put a red cloth piece on the door handles of the broom closet,
At the end, that is not appropriate binaric! The Omnissiah is displeased!
Sidenote, my Thermic Reactor too thrums with deep, velvety, beats...
Tf it mean tho?
Just like the Sisters of Battle, the Mechanicus doesn't actually have a vow of celibacy. In the Horus Heresy, Calth had a pair of married Tech-priests who had a hard time expressing affection for one another.
In Ciaphas Cain, Cain ended up having sex with a young female tech adept.
Generally, though, any "children" produced by the Mechanicus are clones or vat grown hybrids. Mechanicus mating rituals are weird. Don't even get me started on Cawl who uploads the minds of both men and women into his body as advisers (not innuendo).
I thought the traditional way was somewhat revered by the adeptus mechanicus?
Know No Fear remains a banger 🔥
If you ever feel redundant, imagine that someone wrote these fire pick-up lines for a game where almost every player is a man with the most masculine setting imaginable.
0:34 BROTHER SANTODES CONVINCE THEM
It's time to "apply the sacred unguents."
4:03 is just filthy.... What a heretical usage for the sacred binharic...
For anyone wondering, 01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00111111 just says "Fuck?"
3:57 the binary code : Fuck?
I love the TTS reference at 0:35
bottom text
"BEEEP" said Brother Santodes most erogenously
For when you absolutely must get your hands on that STC fragment
I don't what kind of heresy this is, but it's intriguing.
I'm really really uncomfortable and need the man emperor right now.
Wot're you humies up to den?
...
Zogbits.
Get da burna.
Da heavy burna 🔥
They must be tech wizards, becaus they're pushing all my buttons.
Arkhan Land mentioned. I am refreshing my lobotomization
Me after spending 10 Minutes to translate the binary at the end and getting 'fuck?' as the result.
"heretic tech?
How about you here- take me on a date"
I dig it :D
You made it into part 2 ;)
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@@barthelloren ngl
Space wolves rizzed me up
Edit
Half of them did
Great, now im harder than Necron Calculus...
[aroused snickering in Blessed Binary]
Can AdMech even have desires of the flesh?
Oh ye, see either Know No Fear, Flesh and Steel or the Ciaphas Cain series
03:52
😅 Erm... well... it sure sounds appealing.
I meant 03:49
I knew it! The binary at the end isn't just scramble!
Some are cheesy some are unhinged and some are fucking funny. This reminds when my tempus scion some fucking how got the attention of magos in wrath and glory. But it did result to him getting a robo arm that can turn into a plasma pistol
A shocking amount of these work for mechanics
0:35 Love how this one is just a seductive beep
The girls at tinder don’t like this
Not to get overly defensive about my amazing pick-up lines but your name may have something to do with it as well...
DAMN YOU SLANEEESH!
02:38
Damn! That heavy frown. She is getting tired of talking and polite interacting.
She wants more, and she wants it now.
lmfao..........i'm freaking dead, these were awesome!!!!!!!!
These are absolutely amazing. Too bad female 40K fans (especially ad mech) don't exist and these pick-up lines will never be uttered on this planet XD
Gotta take notes before machines take over the world
When he said Beeeeeeeep, my toaster came!
Worst AdMech pick-up lines?? Art thou JESTING??!!! 'Tis was most-enjoyable, I say!!!
Must comment to appese the machine spirit
Girl are you the warp because I'd love to crusade your eye of terra
3:21 The Ad-mech Becca is WAY too cute here
Bro who came up with these lines and why are some of them actually good?
Well some are classics but for the most part I did lol
Just imagine the Nurgle worshiper version of this ...
Don't even tempt me lol
Are you a fart? cause I won't hold you back.
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this is tech heresy of the highest magnitude
3:56 Sure, why not.
Why is the guardsman even interested in the machine?
Lower maintenance
4:05 the translation literally just says “Fuck?”
Why is my laptop is leaking oil from its usb port?
Don't worry I can come plug it ;)
A comment reminded me randomly of the relationship of Edward and Winry from FMA:B, and it feels weirdly fitting...
Imagine a Techpriestess, that fell in love with a Psycher whose prostetics she had to maintain.
Crap...
Someone, please rewrite FMA:B into Warhammer 40k
A pair of psychically gifted brothers, one who got basically turned into whatever the non-astartes version of a Dreadnought is, who have to fight against the chaos corrupted leadership of a world (or sector).
Sounds like an interesting premise of a story, doesn't it? ;-p
By the Emperor, YES!!! This sounds excellent!
I love that idea. The younger brother could be unsuccessfully "servitor-ized" where his body has been augmented and he no longer requires food or sleep but his mind is still intact along with his psyker abilities.
@@MasterOfNone2023
You know, that's not a bad idea.
Considering the other animated armors they meet in the story, it wouldn't be too far of to call them something akin to Combat servitors. Though I guess Al would likely be either something similar to a servitor, without actually being one, or was accidentally turned into one. Because I can't imagine Ed turning his brother into a servitor...
Wait, that'd be actually an idea... While testing their powers or whatever, Al accidentally got killed, disintegrated or something, and Ed sacrificed his arm to a powerful warp entity (maybe even the chaos gods, or possibly the Emperor?) to get his brother back, and the warp entity bound Al's soul to a nearby servitor.
Or maybe something similar to the rubrics happened, with an old Set of Power Armor serving as a surrogate body.
"beeeeeeep" got me acting up
What is there art at 0:40 cuz I'm straight up confused about it
Like where are bros arms?
"beeeep"
Smooth Operator
Guardsmen pickup lines when?
Wouldn't that just be normal ones? Except for the Krieg who just gets muffled gass-mask noises?
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Ima annoy the shit outta people on tinder with these, thanks
Best of luck 😉
The last one got me BEEEEP!
this... this is......
"Beeeeeeeep"
:D
Can we get a pictures source? Some of them are screaming to be my wallpaper
I didn't write them down during my 4-am-gin-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza but with the snip tool and a reverse image search you should be able to find them.
Beeeeeep 😂fuck it I’ll use it for a laugh