You Will Immediately Regret Your Neck Tattoo. Shayne Smith
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- Опубліковано 18 тра 2024
- If you ever choose to get a tattoo on your neck, you will immediately regret your neck tattoo. Watch Shayne Smiths Full Comedy Special Prison For Wizards, right here, right now on Dry Bar Comedy's UA-cam Channel. Then Check out other Comedy specials on the Dry Bar Comedy App, available on all iOS and Android devices.
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good to see my gta character doing well
That was funnier the whole 38 mins
😂
Bahaha
haha ded
Same
No glasses: Jeez that guy looks scary, like preppy murderer scary.
Puts on glasses: Oh, him? Nah... he works at the library.
And calls himself Bruce Wayne
*Local coffee shop
Uh... The male equivalent of the "Sexy Librarian"?
Take out nose ring. Laser removal for face tats. Move to Canada and wear turtle necks.
Experiment with haircuts and glasses until you find one that works to jot scare people. Maybe grow long hair and use the hair to block something. Wear light, subtle makeup sometimes maybe.
Just throwing out ideas here.
The odds of seeing someone like that working at the library is almost zero, unless the local municipality wants to cut costs by reducing the amount of people that frequent said library significantly. You woildnt see them even to do community service or something.
Maybe as part of an early release program or trustee program at a prison... But a legit employee hired like a typical employee? No way.
Oh, you disagree? Next time you see an employee at a library with sleeves, neck and face tattoos take a video then send it to me as a DM. I'll give you $5 paypal.
"I don't read your letters Gertrude, I'm not your sweetheart from World War II" - that was awesome.
No
Nobody feel sorry for Gertrude 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He feels like someone you would run into working at Best Buy’s Geek Squad.
He's the least threatening face tattoo guy I've ever seen
It's almost like you cant tell the character of a person by the mentally flawed perspective that you made up based on what the tv suggested to you. What's up with that!
@@monstar7566 😬
Travis Barker??
When I first saw him: Goodness that is a beautiful man.
Husband: Wow that’s a lot of tattoos
Me: HE HAS TATTOS?!? Omg he does. Sorry I didn’t notice. 😅
Husband: 😂
Well meet him when he has different expressions or when is drunk af...
There's one gentleman in the audience, that's literally dying from lack of oxygen.
He got every joke.
I bet the guy is a shill.
Probably Anton
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lmao! i heard that guy too!!!! hahahah
Tattoos are just nasty . I see beautiful women that ruined their looks with giant nasty tattoos .
I don't get it . The more you get,.the worse you look.
I miss the good old days when you could sneeze in a baby's face in peace
This guy is so hilarious, this is definitely what he should be doing. Awesome dialog, pitch, and delivery.
He sucks
Who is scared of getting robbed by this guy. He looks like he wants to cut my hair
if he was a boomer you should be scared. a gen z your probably right - hair or coffee
@@joearnold3594 i'd be more worried about him trying to blow me
@@hostagecs I'd welcome it.
@@joearnold3594 gen z are getting fewer tattoos and piercings than millennials at the same age.
I was thinking he gave me this tat on my forearm back in 2012 😩😝
That's the perfect haircut for face and neck tattoos. It totally softens the look. I think it's a good look.
Yeah most people that got face tats got buzz cuts idk why but it makes them look colder
S A D Z A C SeSH history and Hollywood
I love this guys look. But then my bf has facial tattoos. Hot af.
@@RidgewayInMedia
I totally agree. Anyone know how old he is and if he's single?
@@julybailey4239pretty sure Google will have the answers to ur questions
As someone who worked at 7-Eleven a long time, I can confirm that regulars will be remembered by the things they buy and later on, by their names as we learn them. 😹
Magnum ribbed for her pleasure guy.
There's a message and he delivers it with laughter. I love this guy.
Actually, there are several messages in his routine. The children whom he worked with are really fortunate to know this guy, and it sounds like they've blessed his life too.
Is nobody else upset that they don't call him
' Mountain Dew'd '?
Lauren nice
Now I am.
That's exactly what I'm thinking! That's what I thought he was gonna say! Mountain Dude or Mountain Dew'd ! Mountain Dew Guy just doesn't sound right at all.
You are the future of this country.
I had same thought
Interesting fact: Skinny jeans cancel out neck and face tattoo threat level.
And the glasses
phobos2k2 ok boomer
Tyler تحطيم you must be from Wyoming lol
Vinny FatStacks to be fair, how many Middle Eastern people do you know named Tyler? lol.
And haircut ofc
I would hire him, I don't discriminate against people with tattoos as long as they're a hard worker and follows instructions and rules, that's all that matters to me.
Aww that’s nice
Are you hiring? Lol
@@woodaiiiiiiii Everyone is hiring in the USA.
@@shawnryan2197 nah there is covid.
@@DEATH14269 excuse me?
for some reason his name never stays in my mind,
thankfully i find this video every time with “mountain dew guy”😂
When a guy in full tattoos is totally a Hufflepuff
Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!
I love this comment so hard 😆
Best comment ^^^
I fucken love this ❤️😂
Fucken slitheryns
This went from "he's pretty cute despite his face tattoos," to "this man is absolutely reckless in his finances and personal life" real fast.
Megharoni From “friendzone,” to “marriage material” real quick. Hahah Crippling debt & Face Tattoos? Sign me tf up. 🥰😂
from, keanu Reeves to jake parolta
I'm not seeing what one has to do with the other. Except the tats would have cost a pretty penny.
He is cute and I love tattoo's and mountain dew and Stan up comedy make me smile that it herts my face
@@wolfstarsos7232 🙄
Can you imagine some of these stories in a Will Farrell, Owen Wilson, or Ben Stiller movie? He could definitely write for comedy movies with the more outrageous comic actors. IF you haven't heard his story about the Wendy's robbery down in Florida, don't stop until you find it. It's one of the funniest stories I've ever heard.
The personality and the looks couldn't be any opposite of eachother
actually his looks are exactly like his personality. He looks like a die hard southern church boy, good looking, baby face, who just happened to get a ton of tattoos, one major ugly one. His voice, face, and personality seem to fit perfect. And tattoos aren't bad, UGLY ones are bad.
25:54 "I'm having a terrible day, he can totally tell. It's written all over my face. It's the only thing that's not." Underrated punch line 🤣
Except it makes no sense, "it's written all over my face" "It's not written all over my face"
@@quantumleap4023 It makes perfect sense. It's saying metaphorically the terrible day is written on his face, and the second line saying it's the only thing not tattooed on his face. Super clever.
@@skits2848 Ohhh I get it now. That is clever wordplay.
good concept, but i feel like the wording is a bit off. maybe something like ‘just like everything else’ would work better, as the two lines seem to directly contradict each other, with a very fast jump from metaphorical to literal.
Not underrated. Just not well delivered. Decent punchline, but he needs to rework it a bit and work on his timing.
Guys with neck tattoos used to make me nervous...
Now they make my coffee
AngeloIppis42 Hahahahahahhahahaha!
Sometimes I worry about what's in that coffee...
@@roguej47 tears and broken dreams
or build the city you live in
Yeah, because no one with a neck tattoo makes more than you...
I laughed at everything this guy said!! And despite his choice of tattoo placement he looks pertty darn good🖤
OMG THE GUY IN THE AUDIENCE IS ONE OF THE REASONS I KEEP COMING BACK TO THIS SPECIAL, AND SHAYNE IS A COMEDY GEM! LITERALLY LAUGHED THE WHOLE SHOW. ANYONE WHO HAS HAD A TERRIBLE DAY WOULD TOTALLY AGREE THAT THIS IS THE GUY WHO CAN TURN IT AROUND!!!!
I love the idea of someone who looks so nerdy being a gangster.
And fine aswell
@Nicolé Fleur he is really cute
I dought he is any bit gangster.
@@h2flow1 gayngster maybe?
h2flow1 one of his skits he admits to not being gangster or hard at all lmao. he’s just a dude w tats 🤷🏻♀️
He kinda looks like a Mormon who's gone rogue
Agree.
You are on point. As a fellow rogue Mormon, with out tatoos, my perspective makes me hear his material a bit differently as a result. Did you notice he never mentioned why HE got the tattoos? He only seeks to appease Mormons, traditionalism, stereotypes, and "normal".
Utah is the only place in the US where you go to buy some coffee and a 300 lb fat lady condemns you saying, "That's not healthy."
Hmm I think you've pretty much nailed it. Mormons go the most rogue, when they snap. Followed by Catholics.
Averyl Fong 😂😂facts
This never get old. Easily my favorite set.
it just me or is manz incredibly handsome? I mean the dry humour is all fun but wow
he's a snack 😍😉 the tattoos didn't take away at all and look good
I'm surprised nobody's talking about his lovely eyes.
I find him very attractive. Funny and cute and awesome personality. His laugh is so adorable.
@@JM-sm8ir he is very handsome too bad he defaced himself.
👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥🔥
I agree!
As a convenience store employee, I can fully confirm that we have nicknames for regulars mostly based on what they get every time, definitely not what they look like lmao
That's awesome
I buy so much coffee even the pizza store knows me as coffee guy. You can't even get coffee at a pizza shop like wtf how do they know, y'all on the same discord or slack channel or smth?
....is this...did you think this is news?
We have a guy nicknamed Double cheese and onion guy
@The Man Who Shot Cane Scretaberg no u
Never got a tattoo. I can’t even decide on a permanent home screen pic.
Permanent home screen pic? If they give us an option to change wallpaper, it's not supposed to be permanent, right? :)
Love it, Boomer!
That's you bro. YOU never get one
You’re old why not?
Central Coast Climber that’s what he said?
Respect to this guy for 5 years in azkaban
Underrated comment
Love this set. So unusual and hilarious. I've watched it a dozen times. Good work, Shane. TY
That kid from Stuart Little has changed a lot !
Dude, this for sure deserves more likes.
Omg so accurate!
.. is he the kid from stuart little?
@@thatchick8796 no, the kid is jonathan lipnicki
😂😂
These Mormon ministers are getting younger and more hip every year.
Haha alright, this is pretty funny.
Eric Nguyen Lol thx
What's a Mormon Minister?
sonicmotion3 Aka a “bishop”. What’s a bishop? It’s a chess piece :D
Lol ok i see it. Missionary gone wild
Definetly one of the best Dry Bar comedians I've seen here, laughed out loud so hard!!
Absolutely awesome. If you haven't seen the alligator at Wendy's bit, it's amazing.
This guy should do some voice acting. He's got a good pitch.
He has the look for it!
@@djjinerson I mean pitch. The comedic timing of his jokes is natural. The tonality of his voice itself is lively enough for a cartoon as well, but that's not what I meant.
Eric Arden sorry I didn’t understand
@@laverdadbuscador yeah, he's good
Pause too much. And keeps repeating " you know "...like 500 times
He looks like a librarian who is in a pop punk band
Nothing hotter than a pop punk librarian
Savage
this is my 5th time I watched this standup and I laught so hard everytime!
I would marry this guy. Cute and funny with an awesome personality. I could listen to his random stories for hours. 😍
Yeah, but....will you give him a job?!
There's one guy in the audience that REALLY likes this guy. He's the only one I can focus on. Dude lost it at every joke.
Thank now I can't hear myself think
C Shepard get a friend like him
He's one of those people who has a nice strong laugh and gets paid to laugh at comedy shows
I bet he laughs at everything. I now wonder if thier are comedians who hire people to laugh at thier shows
He's probably on extacy
there was one guy in the audience that REALLY liked his jokes
Yea, that one guy had to really crank out those fake laughs hard, because there was nothing to laugh at. Nothing!
Probably Anton
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
@@hailenkrumahgault8672 A lot of what makes his jokes funny is the unspoken portion, Dry comedy is like jazz lol
This act was pretty good. But that guy in the audience reminded me of this time I went to a club where the comedian was so bad I amused myself by laughing at random intervals. Before long I was getting more laughs from the audience than he was.
This guy is so awesome. One of the best standup acts I've ever heard. A lot of them make me smile, or even chuckle, but this guy makes me laugh out loud.
i got a mid roll ad for a tattoo removal service during this LOL
The 4 thousand dislikes are the entire population of Wyoming.
5.1 thousand as of 12/2/2020
Lets start a chain? (i'm abouta get noped)
totally true
Air people who don’t like tattoos
Disliked by people who aren't trash
A side effect of just looking out of fashion ridiculous immediately
The ironic thing is for a guy covered in tattoos, his act is squeaky clean.
He was asked to write clean jokes for this.
yeah or learn what drybar actually means.
Austin: He's a Utah gangster.
Oh I know it was hilarious for being a clean act. Any comedian who can do that is a badass.
@@milascave2 i was gonna say he sounds so...... Utah
Seeing people laughing so genuinely at his jokes gives me a lot of confidence that I can be a funny comedian.
This isn't to put anyone else down on the channel but this guy is legitimately MAINSTREAM comedic talent. Like HBO Special, Comedy Central, sitcom and movies level Hollywood talent. He has a voice and vision you don't often come across and you can tell he's dove into this career head first. His act is as polished as anything you'll see on stage in New York and LA.
He looks like a nerd who just dropped out of college and decided to have tattoos all over and be a comedian.
With tattoos like that, there goes his "white privilege".
Scorch1028
White privileged is a myth.
@@totallyfrozen I guess "totally frozen" includes your brain
So he looks like himself.
Cuvtixo D BUUURN HAHAHAHAHA
"And it was like 3pm, I'd just woken up." --- wonder if people missed that.
Way too real
Ik the feeling lol
do you really have an apostrophe in Legends in your youtube name? that’s new
@@deanne127 I have been defeated. That said, I'll think I'll keep it.
@@theemperorstarwarslegends8075 owning it is a total emperor move. looks like someone has completed their training.
I've watched this set a few times and it always cracks me up. Just nails the delivery, for me anyway. The audience are getting a real treat, lol. Money well spent.
This single set I think is his best one and is absolutely hilarious.
The dry humor is strong with this one....Extremely talented comedian.
He sucks lol. Imagine getting tattoos and using that as a crutch for lame jokes.
@@sentientdogma1206 I think the jokes were nice. But comedy is subjective
@@cadenbrown7407 almost like all comedy is subjective
This is not dry humor. There is absolutely nothing dry about his delivery. He gives me daycare worker vibes...lol.
I don't think you know what dry humor is lol. More like elementary humor
Take a shot every time he says “you know?”
Mazel Tov, you have alcohol induced cirrhosis
And every time he says “okay”.
Alcohol poisoning is no joke....neither is cold taco bell leftovers.
Followed by "it's so bad"
And "you guys". Although, that might lead to death.
This is probably the funniest special I've ever seen on dry bar!! LOLOLOL Shayne you're so self aware and hilarious and I love that your comedy totally is on point with how weird people are with someone with tattoos.
You'd find jobs here in San Francisco & fit in perfectly. You look like any other hipster that works at the coffee shops as barista, or the people that work at trader joe's Grocery, or some waiters that work at those brunch places, or work at the university/college libraries/cafeterias, or cool barber shops, or literally people that work at the tattoo parlors. :)
What good is a job like that in San Francisco? The only housing you can afford is A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER ! 😉
@@raydavison4288 Hahha some people that work in medical field can look like that :) Not the doctors but the others like nurses etc . Can be the badass looking nurse . I've seen college professor with tats from her arm down to her legs.
back in 2017 tho?
@@harkmay even before 2017....
Or anywhere in PNW
He needs his own Netflix special, he's so good.
It's ok to be wrong
He is not that good
No.
He's good but Netflix is a trash company that supports pedophilia so let's keep anybody good away from them okay
We're you the one laughing really loud in the audience lol
The dislikes are from people who knew someone killed by a vending machine.
or we just don't think he's funny
I'm not gonna lie I'm terrified that mimics do exist and take vending machine and fridge forms
I read this before watching lmao 🤣 I have to go finish the vid now lol
He is so good, he could have his own tv show hands down !
Love your comedy Shayne! Wish you great success in your work!
He looks like he fell asleep at a frat house
tears of joy
There are no dicks on his forehead though
Lol
id say he fell asleep in church
😂😂😂
He's now the Okay/You Know guy
Lonnie Backley as soon as I read this it was all I could hear 🙉🙉🙉
I noticed that too, glad it wasn't "right?", right?
He's funny but that really bugged me. Ya know?
You forgot... all right and like
Dammit.
Hilarious! Especially the "Scared Straight" church program. 🤣😂
Even after years I still love the nervous smiles I get lol
*Drinking game:*
Take a shot everytime he says *'Okay'* or *'Alright'* or *'You know'*
You forgot "it's so bad" and "like"!
I stopped watching after 2 minutes and came looking for this comment! 😅
1 point was docked from a student speaker every time "...like, you know..." and "...or whatever" came out in debate class.
Are you ready?
3 minutes in and i'm smashed!
Don't forget the most over used word in the English language - 'like'.
Not sure why I haven’t seen more comments of how handsome this dude is. He’s got a great smile, seems very kind hearted and has a sense of humor! Hope to see more of his acts soon, this had me giggling. Thank you for ending my day with a smile ☺️
He is gay.
@@shrapnel77 lmfao I wasn't ready for that
shrapnel77 My comment still stands. That does not that make him any less handsome of a person.
@@itsshai3447 fax nice to see that
@@shrapnel77 Really? I barely would've guessed that
"all that time in prison and you didn't read one harry potter book..." 😝😝😝
I live less then 5 min away from a 7/11 and the staff have a nicknames for both husband and I, he's Sweet Tea and I'm Red's(my drink of choice they always stock is Red's apple ale). I gave them a scare by not coming in for a week and they almost called the cops because they thought I had another stroke at home or heart attack. All of them are great people.
Much love to everyone working at 7/11.
Him: "7 Eleven"
Crowd: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Right 😂😂 I mean this dude was definitely funny but this crowd is suspiciously easy...almost feels like I'm watching a sitcom with a laugh track
@@OsideDubHead dude I had the same feeling!
theyre sober, and cant swear. so they laugh when they can.
They’re told it’s a recorded show
"okay?"
HAHAHAHAHHA
Take a drink every times he says “you know” 😂
Yung Juvenile my quickest pathway to alcohol poising and an AA meeting
And " Okay"
Alphonzoe Elrich 😂🙌
Comment aboclve says take a shot ever time he says "OK"
Take a drink everytime he says "so bad"
Glad I listened to the end. The last story had me laughing to tears. 🤣🤣
Shayne: You've got nowhere else to go from there
Anton: Hold my mountain dew
The guy in back had the best deep belly laugh. He’s making me pay attention.
I think there's one planted in every comedy audience
Definitely a plant, most likely by a three letter government agency.
It's the Joker
I feel like he was a socially awkward gangster😂
Miss March the Guy who finds rival members through social media, not that gangster but useful for the gang.
Notorious ASD
*hissss* sss yeaahhh... uhm
I'm gonna need your wallet man. Sorryyy😬
He was a straight edge kid in SLC. Yeah it's pretty gang-related.
@@shawshank6385 i read this comment section, thought "notorious asd...that makes no sense"
Then it clicked and i had to come back hahaha this is such an underated comment, well played
You are doing a tremendous service by exposing the negative side of tattoos.
That last bit was one of the funniest things I have ever listened to. This guy needs a Netflix special!
My dad gave me some good advice when I was about 13 years old, never get a tattoo that a judge can see outside of a dress shirt.
my parents too. : ) I have my side and legs done and work in fine dining. When my co workers see me out of work they trip. lolol
That's what i dont get about the way people think. Why the hell would you get and pay for alot of money something that you have to hide from people. Mind boggling.
Yeah, I got none but still went down. Come to think of it maybe he was just looking at all the drugs instead, it was the 70's after all.
Yeah, and a turtle neck with a hooded parka couldn't help this man.
@@twowongs8266 I hid all the tatts while dressing real nice, but none of it mattered. It could have been the dead hooker, but I just can't help but think, if I had worn the button up....
For those who don't know, mazel tov is an expression of good luck or congratulations.
So basically it comes off as
"Congratulations, you have diabetes."
That just made the joke 200% better lmfao
Thanks for the info.
@@Rostra66 well it wouldn't have been much of a joke if mazel tov was just a name
Okay Captain Obvious!
I was wondering what that meant. Makes more sense now. Thanks
I have watched this several times since it was published. I still laugh so much and that guy you can hear laughing makes it even better. I want to be his friend.
My favorite comedian!!!
What’s funny is he has even more face tattoos now.
Jackie ikr
Really 😬?
@@ah5721 He might as well. Either more tattoos or laser. I know quite a few people with way more face tattoos than he got but they work as tattoo artist.. That is an option.
Amanda H Yeah. He got his forehead done, too.
Hmm maybe his jokes are just jokes and not reflective of his real life
Drinking game: take a shot every time he says "you know" or "okay"
and "all right"
Take a shot every time he uses the word 'So'
Warning: obeying these instructions may cause death.
@@SalvableRuin Will cause death.
@DERANK MAYMAY No need to end the point with "you know?" etc. It's just unpolished oration, that's all.
I really enjoy your presentation, style, timing and material!
Excellent work!
If he adopted a more aggressively hipster fashion sense and talked about coffee a lot people would stop assuming he’s a criminal
Why was this filmed in such a weird aspect ratio?
Colton Blumhagen you are so attractive for noticing that
It wasn't. They republished it like this. They published it before in a widescreen aspect ratio.
No idea why they decided to release it like this thought.
@Ty Thomas Boxing Training makes sense. Thought I'm surprised anybody watches 40 minutes of content without switching to full screen.
For Facebook
formatted for facebook video
Not enough people laughed at the "it's written all over my face" line. That was low key gold.
This guy gets me laughing and keeps the roll going! Nobody does that! LOL!
When I was young, men with face tattoos made me scared.
Now they make me coffee.
Must be an age thing? LMAO G'Day from W.A.
Did a survey of about 100 people who had tattoos, asked if they regretted it or not 50% did 50% didn't the last guy I asked was covered in them and he didn't regret it, asked me why I asked, told him I was doing a servey to see if I may be someone who would regreat it, if I did get one, he says if you felt you had to do a servey don't do it you'll be one of those that regreats it. Best answer, best advice for me.
survey and regret
Is it just me that doesn’t understand this run-on sentence?
@@ownthevoid and to think she edited it. The comment must have been written in a stream of consciousness format.
If you have an idea for one that you maintain for a long time, even a few years, it's less likely you'll regret it over time.
If you get one without an idea, on-the-spot, that will be a regret for sure.
@@ownthevoid It's not that hard to figure out
Love this guys style. Hillarious
"Target is for champions" LOL
This guy is hilarious. Hope he gets a Netflix special soon
For sure! I came down to the comments to see people gush about how amazing he was but people don't seem to think he is what Good .. Wtf
Hell yes. Cant wait! 💪
Dear God no, please no more stories about his neck tattoos
Really? It seems like just tattoo jokes and it reminds me of brad Williams. Just one thing to make jokes about- tired and predictable.
In the comments section of UA-cam videos of practically every stand-up comedian that exists, there will be someone who wants them to have a Netflix special. Everyone and their dog can't get a Netflix special.
I was obviously distressed while I was out in a public place recently and the ONLY person who stopped to talk to me to ask if I was ok and then stayed talking to me until I was ok was a guy with tattoos on his face.
Because those guys tend to be the sweetest. I'm glad the tatted guy helped you.
@@hamsandwichindahouse You're partly right. There's always a risk when accepting help from someone you don't know.
@@hamsandwichindahouse wow, cranky pants. Sometimes you just have a crap day and your emotions overwhelm you. At least a nice person took a moment out of their day to help comfort a stranger. Compassion is a wonderful thing in the world. Have a lovely day 😘💜💜💜
@@hamsandwichindahouse Have you ever tried chillin out or?
Hamsandwichindahouse nah boomer, you need to chill so bad you don’t even know what “to chill” even means haha
Shayne you will be perfect for movies
Brilliant. five stars. highly recommend.
I’m from Wyoming and watching this video in my house right now and everything that he said about us.....
Is completely true
Except his neck says XX, not XIV.
Me too!
I’m from Wyoming, snorted at the Harry Potter joke, smacked my forehead at the Alcatraz conflation… but there’s all types, and probably the smarter squad are not all heading to a show in, say, Rock Springs. 😂
Oh my gosh I’m dying
The best part about Wyoming is the border between it and Colorado
“You’re not even right if you were right” 😂😂I’m dying
That's his boyfriend.
Well you can still go on tours of Alcatraz. Pretty creepy even in sunshine.
Omg I can’t breathe I’m laughing so hard! How have I never heard of Shayne? He’s a hoot!
My dad takes his snakes to the park, and he is actually covered in tattooed as well.
Your dad's nasty
I get dead pool vibe from this guy for no reason lol
Hyper-verbosity.