How To Get Banned From Karate. Shayne Smith

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  • @dmgroberts5471
    @dmgroberts5471 Рік тому +704

    Shayne Smith: (Walks into a casual Karate event) "Hello, I'm here for Bloodsport."

    • @seviren
      @seviren 10 місяців тому +13

      The Kumite*

    • @bobbobert9473
      @bobbobert9473 8 місяців тому

      Yeah, he's so cool!!!!!! Especially his tattoos and long, boring story telling technique.

    • @YourMother-h4y
      @YourMother-h4y Місяць тому

      @@bobbobert9473I touch you in your sleep

    • @aclaylambisabirdman6324
      @aclaylambisabirdman6324 Місяць тому +1

      I really want that on a shirt

  • @FastSS02
    @FastSS02 Рік тому +1454

    I love how he tells stories as the "hero" from his point of view and also as the "zero" from everyone else's point of view!

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 11 місяців тому +45

      Just like the story where he murdered a deer in front of a young family.
      "I'm a HERO!"

    • @DonDeigo
      @DonDeigo 9 місяців тому +14

      @@notsure1969He didn't 'murder' a deer, he 'mildly annoyed' a deer. The deer was fine. He states that right in the story. XD

    • @WSB_RTRD
      @WSB_RTRD 8 місяців тому +3

      Well put

    • @AV5Z4
      @AV5Z4 7 місяців тому +9

      Yeah, he’s really good. This could be riddled with profanity (which I don’t have a problem with) and because it’s not, it’s just that much better. You can take your kids to this and not feel weird.

    • @ABB14-11
      @ABB14-11 6 місяців тому +5

      that's part of the comedy bit, like allowing us to laugh at how "delusional" it is, even if he's self-aware

  • @gregsullivan8065
    @gregsullivan8065 Рік тому +702

    I’ve been in karate over 30 years, and this is the best karate story I’ve ever heard! The nunchucks in the bar was great as well!

    • @Thorgisli
      @Thorgisli 10 місяців тому +16

      I was only in for about 10 years, was an assistant instructor as my first job. My first thought when he mentioned the guy upselling the him nunchucks was that the salesman thought he was selling male birth control. Lol

    • @dallassegno
      @dallassegno 10 місяців тому +2

      the guy probably ruined the guy's life, if thats funny, you're sick

    • @justaninja1
      @justaninja1 10 місяців тому +7

      Chuck me up. 🤣🤣🤣
      Kung Fu sting. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @xLxUxSxTx
      @xLxUxSxTx 10 місяців тому +8

      @@dallassegnook. you're most likely right. but, also, is it fun being the voice of reason at a comedy show?

    • @xLxUxSxTx
      @xLxUxSxTx 10 місяців тому +5

      but you didn't answer the question we all want to know the answer to. Do you hang out with Sensei Dan?

  • @savanabrown83
    @savanabrown83 8 місяців тому +101

    His transitions and explaining his inner monolog are golden. Comedy really is an art.

  • @benfarrar741
    @benfarrar741 10 місяців тому +68

    I know a guy who loves martial arts, and he HATES this type of karate. He calls it a "game of tag". He says the real martial artists have their own ways of competing, and those tournaments are a LOT more brutal. But mostly, martial arts is a lot of training, a lot of discipline, and a lot of learning the subtleties of various techniques.
    Shayne, you're hilarious!

  • @donnahampton3632
    @donnahampton3632 Рік тому +2137

    And once again, Shayne Smith can fill an entire show with one story! One story!

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise Рік тому +65

      one story with a story within the story- masterful (the bar brawl was tangential and an inserted story then he smoothly merged back into the main story)

    • @Goodygoodya
      @Goodygoodya Рік тому +6

      Two but by thoughts exactly

    • @petrify4814
      @petrify4814 Рік тому +6

      Animal was absolutely amazing.

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise Рік тому +44

      and we hope to never run into you too!
      Seriously, not even with a car @@karlwithak.

    • @austinclack
      @austinclack Рік тому +21

      are you broken inside? like did your mom and dad never tell you that they loved you? because what other reason would you have to think that this story isnt funny? are you not able to picture his gang friends getting in the moms face? The entire story had me crying! @@karlwithak.

  • @kyliedaddy9214
    @kyliedaddy9214 Рік тому +544

    Sensei Dan and I are in two separate realities simultaneously😂

    • @Aloysius10
      @Aloysius10 9 місяців тому +8

      Sensei Dan has lost all his students.

    • @ForeverYoungKickboxer
      @ForeverYoungKickboxer 7 місяців тому +4

      What's funny is this happens all the time with every 2 people like we all think we're all in the same reality but really we don't know what the hell the purseon right next to you is thinking LOL

    • @taylord2954
      @taylord2954 5 місяців тому

      I was dieing😂😂😂

    • @BruceGordonGamer
      @BruceGordonGamer 3 місяці тому

      @20:02

    • @BruceGordonGamer
      @BruceGordonGamer 3 місяці тому

      @@Aloysius10 @20:02

  • @jsmithmedia2756
    @jsmithmedia2756 Рік тому +583

    I love how he tells a joke, its funny, then says "but when you think about it..." and then the joke is twice as funny but in a different way. Genius comedy.

  • @bbqjack8885
    @bbqjack8885 10 місяців тому +234

    This dude looks like he'll fix your macbook and then rob it from you at knifepoint

    • @heidiolaska2849
      @heidiolaska2849 5 місяців тому +12

      And you might be laughing the whole time

    • @taylor-gq4rg
      @taylor-gq4rg 3 місяці тому +5

      Lol yeah, although since his conversion to Christianity, he'd probably just tell ya about the Lord, tell you don't do drugs, and face tattoos are a bad idea. Cheers ❤

    • @hrdrockfarm8948
      @hrdrockfarm8948 Місяць тому

      Looks like he might have a cover-up on his arm. Wonder if he folded his flag?

    • @christopherreilly5339
      @christopherreilly5339 26 днів тому

      While criticizing your deck.

    • @meganmccargish379
      @meganmccargish379 26 днів тому

      💀

  • @7ebr830
    @7ebr830 6 місяців тому +145

    _"no, I don't know if he has nunchuks on him"_
    🤣🤣
    That line, right there, that's genius.

    • @NattyFitness578
      @NattyFitness578 6 місяців тому +3

      Nobody brings nunchucks to a fight SUPRISE‼️

    • @ishotmyboss
      @ishotmyboss 2 місяці тому

      It's your cousin, Marvin Berry.

  • @sharHu1010
    @sharHu1010 Рік тому +860

    😂😂😂😂 I love the, "Nobody brings nunchucks to a bar. You got knocked out regular" line.
    Is Sensei Dan OK?

    • @jsihavealotofplaylists
      @jsihavealotofplaylists Рік тому +25

      I came to ask this question

    • @deedeeduncan9347
      @deedeeduncan9347 Рік тому +1

      😂😂

    • @1nvisible1
      @1nvisible1 Рік тому +32

      *Sensei Dan recovered and started the sixth grade the week after.*
      *He was an eleven year old autistic kid who they called Sensei Dan just to make him feel good.*

    • @FreeGumFighter
      @FreeGumFighter Рік тому +2

      ​@@1nvisible1 😂😂😂

    • @TheKb117
      @TheKb117 Рік тому +7

      I guess Sensei Dan is always carrying nunchakus since.,😁

  • @Harrysnacks
    @Harrysnacks Рік тому +1558

    Shayne is one of the most underrated comedians. His delivery is so unique and keeps me laughing!

    • @realemonful
      @realemonful Рік тому

      Underrated? I did not even give this tattooed freak one minute and even that was more than what this clown deserved

    • @prelexia1
      @prelexia1 Рік тому +3

      For real though

    • @silent_soliliquy
      @silent_soliliquy Рік тому +6

      Yes! Shayne, also Kellen Erskine and Josh Sneed are my favorite comedians in recent yrs.

    • @QuincyIsObsessedWithMe
      @QuincyIsObsessedWithMe Рік тому +2

      Same

    • @petrify4814
      @petrify4814 Рік тому +5

      I love how he gets exasperated at himself and at the audience for being too on board with a ridiculous premise he's just stated.

  • @zippassi
    @zippassi Рік тому +1477

    As a karate black belt who loves sparring in tournaments, I found this hilarious.

    • @acanadian9776
      @acanadian9776 Рік тому

      You dont spar in a tournament. You spar in training. Point system is a useless martial art. Beyond useless.

    • @DavidLSgro
      @DavidLSgro Рік тому +92

      Exactly, I HOST these Karate Tournaments! I can see it crystal clear!

    • @maureenharrison6170
      @maureenharrison6170 Рік тому +25

      ​@@DavidLSgroomg! He had me in stitches! Or was it nunchuks!
      What a kook

    • @mathewfugate8075
      @mathewfugate8075 Рік тому +69

      As a guy from Illinois who loves laughing at comedians, I, too, found this hilarious.

    • @jasonhamilton6098
      @jasonhamilton6098 Рік тому +24

      Did you also buy your black belt? 😊

  • @fancyf33t295
    @fancyf33t295 11 місяців тому +44

    "But I dont know that" is now my favorite phrase.

  • @MsKatMays
    @MsKatMays Рік тому +224

    I've seen him live twice. He's even better in person, his response to the audiences reactions are really unique and spot on

    • @ivoryiris97
      @ivoryiris97 11 місяців тому +2

      That is awesome! Does he also do clean comedy when live/not on DryBar?

    • @carleenagiangiordano1575
      @carleenagiangiordano1575 6 місяців тому

      Following because I'd also like to know lol

  • @burtmacklin6443
    @burtmacklin6443 Рік тому +1818

    I've got to be honest, I was convinced Shayne signed up for a children's karate tournament.

    • @buckbuchanan4902
      @buckbuchanan4902 Рік тому +56

      Like when Kramer on Seinfeld was fighting kids in Karate.

    • @neaituppi7306
      @neaituppi7306 Рік тому

      @@buckbuchanan4902 In my Black belt TKD test, I had to spar kids. 3 of them, and they were all brothers.
      It sucked. I like have to be competitive against a kid to get my belt.

    • @1nvisible1
      @1nvisible1 Рік тому +53

      *It was a kid's tournament. 'Sensei Dan' was eleven years old and disabled.*

    • @HandlingItAll
      @HandlingItAll Рік тому +6

      Yeah I'm pretty sure he talked about that ...

    • @SRHisntSilent
      @SRHisntSilent Рік тому +1

      RIGHT?💀

  • @CatJ45674
    @CatJ45674 Рік тому +2244

    This is so weird. Just yesterday I was watching one of Shane’s older videos and laughing so hard, wishing he would come out with another video and then the next day this video comes out. One of the best comedians. Hope he never stops making videos

    • @KyraBorens-hh9mz
      @KyraBorens-hh9mz Рік тому +41

      This so weird, my daughter said " this is so weird" when I clicked and read your comment

    • @glitterytrinket6246
      @glitterytrinket6246 Рік тому +39

      @@KyraBorens-hh9mz ....... so weird. I was reading your comment thinking its so weird how weird is weird.

    • @SeeingSebastian
      @SeeingSebastian Рік тому +12

      You're a wizard😂😂

    • @eczzsyy
      @eczzsyy Рік тому +21

      This message thread is very weird...

    • @KyraBorens-hh9mz
      @KyraBorens-hh9mz Рік тому +11

      @@eczzsyy weird🤔

  • @hjohnson966
    @hjohnson966 Рік тому +2166

    I love how one of his jokes 2 years ago was about regretting face tattoos, and now he has more face tattoos

    • @GoodJuju.8D
      @GoodJuju.8D Рік тому +95

      I was going to ask about that.
      It does seem like he's adding more and more. I thought he'd be trying to remove a couple.
      Either way, Shayne is hilarious.

    • @Woppert
      @Woppert Рік тому +364

      Because it's always future Shayne's problem 😂

    • @frbidden
      @frbidden Рік тому +73

      His entire personality and 85% of his jokes revolve around the fact that he has face tattoos and looks tough but is actually not. Completely boring.

    • @publicserviceannouncement4777
      @publicserviceannouncement4777 Рік тому +14

      I wrote the exact same thing. He's committed.😂

    • @bigboss-tl2xr
      @bigboss-tl2xr Рік тому +22

      Laser removal is a good thing 🧐

  • @thebenforever
    @thebenforever 9 місяців тому +16

    I really enjoyed this.
    Point fighting is literally a game (celebration was a hilarious way to put it) of "how fast can I pull my hand or foot back from striking, while making the bare minimum contact".
    Ideally that's what you're trained to do in a striking dojo, to avoid your opponent grabbing your limb, but with actual impact.
    Sensei Dan had to have been completely surprised with the ferocity, and that he continued with the fight means he didn't realize Shayne didn't belong there and thought Shayne was a rival blackbelt simply being unprofessional.
    A+ storytelling.

  • @nannielson7790
    @nannielson7790 6 місяців тому +23

    "Chuck me UP! Let's Go!" Absolutely love this guy!!😂

  • @teandesigns
    @teandesigns Рік тому +510

    Mr. Smith..... I am a 61 year old woman who laughs so hard at your comedy specials that my neighbors come and check on me LOL keep it up please because I want to keep laughing. You're great dude

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Рік тому +18

      Your neighbors sound like nice people!
      You're lucky to live by them.

    • @caro1ns
      @caro1ns 11 місяців тому +2

      I'm a 62 year old woman and that was the hardest I've laughed in a long time.

    • @melissasw64
      @melissasw64 11 місяців тому

      59!

    • @YourGuyRyan
      @YourGuyRyan 9 місяців тому

      Is it just me or did a 61 year old woman just say "dude"

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@YourGuyRyanI'm 52, I have a client that is 77, and he uses the term "ya think?" All the time. Age is just a number, as long as that number is over 18

  • @zero11010
    @zero11010 Рік тому +833

    Watched this while walking my dog. Genuinely looked like a crazy person laughing hysterically walking down the street with a dog who was NOT doing anything funny or remarkable.

    • @sylvie1537
      @sylvie1537 Рік тому +9

      😂

    • @DawnalynForrest
      @DawnalynForrest Рік тому +7

      Laughing body parts off at the visual!

    • @kimjackson1052
      @kimjackson1052 Рік тому +10

      Same, but not walking my dog.. just me myself and I 🤭😂 I'd totally do it again!

    • @anthony949495
      @anthony949495 Рік тому +10

      I was at the gym and lost it before one of my sets, probably looked the same

    • @michaelgroce966
      @michaelgroce966 Рік тому +9

      Ah yes. The drybar experience.
      I watch these while doing dishes and get all sorts of looks from my wife

  • @mementomori7266
    @mementomori7266 Рік тому +308

    Shane is one of my favorite comedians. He has a way of telling stories like no other. I was rolling and laughing so hard at this one. Brilliant!

    • @realemonful
      @realemonful Рік тому +3

      I guess you have never seen a comedian before? This tattooed freak sure wasn't one SMH

    • @kylesalmon31
      @kylesalmon31 Рік тому +3

      I’m right there with ya! Dude makes me laugh so freaking hard hahah

    • @Plubob_McHabblefluffin
      @Plubob_McHabblefluffin Рік тому +2

      I especially love the way he does perplexed frustration. That's his ace.

    • @RobGThai
      @RobGThai Рік тому +1

      I know what you mean. Most of them feels like they are setting up for a climax but Shane made it feel like a bar joke. It works tho love all three of his. Hard to top the crocodile tho.

  • @postive-vibes
    @postive-vibes Рік тому +327

    He has such an interesting look. He's like 1/2 accountant and 1/2 prison gang member.

    • @CrypticCocktails
      @CrypticCocktails 10 місяців тому +24

      He just looks like any bartender in Southern California 😂

    • @yufoh7753
      @yufoh7753 10 місяців тому +11

      Tattoos are done to send a signal to other people socially. They speak volumes on the mindset of an individual who are wanting to advertise something, whether it's "hey I'm cool" "I'm tough" "I'm an independent thinker" or whatever is their thing. To me it just says, this person is insecure in some way, or is just impulsive and easily lead.
      One or two small tattoos that are not normally on show are usually just to reinforce something for themselves or for those they are close and intimate with. Kind of like that person that writes a message on their bathroom mirror to reassure themselves that they are a good/worthy/special person.

    • @ajjamsen694
      @ajjamsen694 10 місяців тому +6

      Lol I don't know whether to attempt to hit on him or ask him for tax advice 🤣

    • @aellalee4767
      @aellalee4767 10 місяців тому

      ​​@@yufoh7753he got them when he was a young teenager to be seen as a tough gangster. Eventually he got out of that, but no one says giving kids access to tattooing was a good idea.
      He explains in one of his older sets.

    • @cjmiller6741
      @cjmiller6741 10 місяців тому +5

      100 per cent poser

  • @melissasw64
    @melissasw64 11 місяців тому +52

    OMG! I just saw him on Pints with Aquinas and got reinvigorated and thoughts I'd check out Shayne again. How hilarious is THIS?! Love it!

  • @robertlodge5297
    @robertlodge5297 Рік тому +146

    I love how there's a story inside of a story the whole time. This guy is hilarious

  • @just_jarman
    @just_jarman Рік тому +471

    Shayne is a great comedian.
    Great rhythm and timing. He has a vast vocabulary and executes it well. To be known as a "clean" style comedian is respectable. Wishing this guy the world.

    • @just_jarman
      @just_jarman Рік тому +13

      @@yttrxstein4192 it is more needed than ever in a world desensitized to our own filth and lack of quality.

    • @just_jarman
      @just_jarman Рік тому +7

      @@yttrxstein4192 is that what my words meant? Or did you jump to conclusions of grandeur?

    • @just_jarman
      @just_jarman Рік тому

      @@yttrxstein4192 what is my God? Words or cursing?
      What do you know about curses?

    • @deathmauler181
      @deathmauler181 Рік тому

      @@just_jarman correct

    • @deathmauler181
      @deathmauler181 Рік тому +1

      @@yttrxstein4192 ....what the hell he didn't even mention anything related to cursing.
      He was saying laughter and comedy n taking the piss is more needed cause people are out of their minds and comedy takes the edge off

  • @grimmashley8422
    @grimmashley8422 Рік тому +123

    As someone who’s been in Karate for almost 6 years, this is the funniest Karate tournament story I’ve ever seen

  • @2goblinsinatrenchcoat
    @2goblinsinatrenchcoat Рік тому +237

    I’m crying. I’m a taekwondo instructor and we do points sparring at our tournaments. We also do the “take a knee, look away” thing if someone gets hurt 😂

    • @matthenley7082
      @matthenley7082 9 місяців тому +3

      Wow a taekwondo instructor so pretty 😊👍

    • @2goblinsinatrenchcoat
      @2goblinsinatrenchcoat 9 місяців тому +13

      @@matthenley7082 thank you! though i'd rather be recognized for my talents in the field if i had to choose between that and my looks lol.

    • @simonhermann3301
      @simonhermann3301 5 місяців тому +1

      Interesting... When I did taekwondo, we were going all out murdering each other, and the sensei was very proud about taekwondo being a full force foot to face thing. The only difference between sparring and tournament was that we had to wear protective gear in the tournament.
      The worst damage I did was when I sparred with a guy two heads taller than me and my bandae chagi landed spot on where it shouldn't. 😬
      (If you read this, sorry Mogamed)

    • @2goblinsinatrenchcoat
      @2goblinsinatrenchcoat 5 місяців тому +3

      @@simonhermann3301 oh yeah; I trained the same way 😂 I was the smallest in the teen/adult class so I ended up sparring guys who were like 6 feet and up. I’m 5 feet tall so I learned how to be creative 😂 and yeah, sadly those happen but that’s why guys wear protection haha

    • @adamdamiri4823
      @adamdamiri4823 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@2goblinsinatrenchcoatngl, i thought you got a band aid on your nose, and think "Yep, thats taekwondo sabeum for sure!"

  • @brianmcclard7501
    @brianmcclard7501 Рік тому +20

    Shane is so dang funny! He can make you laugh for a half an hour over a single story! His stories are so wild, only a guy like him could have them!

  • @PukeSkyywalker
    @PukeSkyywalker Рік тому +449

    For a guy who doesn't know karate, knocking out a sensei, and another with frickin nunchucks, should earn you an actual entry into the mortal combat tournament.

    • @TheInfantry98
      @TheInfantry98 Рік тому +11

      Hahaha nice ! Finish Him! Fatality!

    • @michaelreardon303
      @michaelreardon303 Рік тому +5

      Reminds me of Mac from Its Always Sunny

    • @PerunaMuayThai
      @PerunaMuayThai Рік тому +12

      He was in a gang so he had that "practical experience" that the dojo can't teach

    • @VestigialHead
      @VestigialHead Рік тому +5

      American Karate schools do not teach people to fight in anyway. So knocking out a Sensei is nothing special.

    • @teeeightchsea
      @teeeightchsea Рік тому +4

      A lot of "seasoned dojo senseis" crumble to practical street fighting

  • @FFmaxxx
    @FFmaxxx Рік тому +517

    As someone who teaches martial arts.... The most unbelievable part is karate tournament starting at noon😂

    • @BelelEscabel
      @BelelEscabel Рік тому +68

      Yeah, when I did judo all exhibition tournaments were like "starting hour is 6 AM, be here 1-2 hours before that".

    • @AnimefortheLazyman
      @AnimefortheLazyman Рік тому +6

      @@BelelEscabelyikes!!

    • @FFmaxxx
      @FFmaxxx Рік тому +38

      @@BelelEscabel I did the point sparring style tournaments he's talking about and they would start at 7/8am and go til about 3pm. God forbid a division runs long lol you could be there til 5/6pm 😂

    • @ML-jk3sz
      @ML-jk3sz Рік тому +23

      @@FFmaxxx I would show up late on purpose because I didn't feel like sitting through all of the ceremonies, forms and showcases, I just wanted to fight. Its a full day of wasted time really. hahahah

    • @FFmaxxx
      @FFmaxxx Рік тому +16

      @@ML-jk3sz 😂😂😂 relatable. I did forms and occasionally sparring but had to wait for kids divisions to be done and never sure when that was

  • @nospam3327
    @nospam3327 Рік тому +140

    "That's future Shayne's problem. That guy hates us! But we don't care what he thinks." Lol 8:43

    • @laurak299
      @laurak299 2 місяці тому

      I have trouble committing to things because I don't accept that my past self locked my present self into something. Wtf does that ancient self know about present me and my needs and wants? Tuesday self just doesn't understand Saturday self. I want to be free!

  • @nophilter
    @nophilter 8 місяців тому +9

    I usually don't laugh out loud.... but this guy has me in tears😂😂

  • @janetDT1904
    @janetDT1904 Рік тому +30

    "OH YOU KNOW WHAT TYPE I WANT" 😂😂😂 the metal ones, for sure.

  • @watch-this
    @watch-this Рік тому +139

    This guy is the funniest comedian I’ve seen in a long time. He’s comedic timing, story telling style, and inflection, A+.

  • @brittanyreynolds6337
    @brittanyreynolds6337 Рік тому +662

    I want all my life stories to be narrated by Shayne Smith 😂

    • @yepsame2you805
      @yepsame2you805 Рік тому +11

      Yes the modern Morgan Freeman

    • @StormAF
      @StormAF Рік тому

      RIGHT?!?

    • @graceoverall
      @graceoverall Рік тому +2

      Seriously! He'd actually made my boring life sound interesting! 😂 We need a Waze voice of him too.

  • @glengidley7089
    @glengidley7089 Рік тому +64

    Absolutely one of my favorite comedians. He knows how to spin the crazy, painful stuff that happens into something we can all relate to and enjoy.

  • @keesdevreugd9177
    @keesdevreugd9177 Рік тому +9

    This was one of the funniest stories I have ever heard. And the incredible delivery makes it twice as funny.
    Unbelievable that this is the first time I'm aware Shayne even exists.

  • @hokutonojoe
    @hokutonojoe 8 місяців тому +8

    I’m never get tired of this story

  • @nooner780
    @nooner780 Рік тому +226

    As a former karate practitioner, his description for point sparring is accurate and sad.

    • @dphilipson
      @dphilipson Рік тому +2

      Go do kung fu

    • @nooner780
      @nooner780 Рік тому +10

      @@dphilipson big fan of drunken boxing

    • @ParodyKnaveBob
      @ParodyKnaveBob Рік тому +2

      I get you, @nooner780. I studied in a traditional(ist) dojo. Entered one tae kwon do hosted tournament (all styles welcome). First place in kata. Last place in point sparring. I only bothered attempted sparring b/c I'd paid and was there already. I literally had never even practiced it in the dojo (100% optional, after regular classes,) because I didn't want to water down my muscle memory with cutesy junk that wouldn't cripple an assailant.

    • @blaynegreiner9365
      @blaynegreiner9365 Рік тому +15

      ​@@ParodyKnaveBobWoah don't cut yourself on all that edge man. 😅

    • @brownamerican5786
      @brownamerican5786 Рік тому +4

      If you don't think your getting hit hard in point sparring, you have never point sparred. I have had my nose broken, saw a guy get his jaw shattered at the World Karate Championship, guys get KO ed, broken ribs, ect.... Yes your not supposed to be trying to hurt each other, but it does happen all the time, especially with the elite high level fighters. I also do continuous sparring, which is supposed to be light contact, there is no light contact, I promise you that. But it is for sport, we are not getting paid for this,.

  • @compasscards
    @compasscards Рік тому +36

    I sent this to my sister this weekend.
    Monday morning, she texts:
    “ just made myself twenty minutes late for work because i simply had* to know what happened to sensai dan”
    Monday evening, she texts the family group chat. She is pleased to report that she deadlifted her husband. She followed that with an acknowledgment that her lower back is now spasming. We both suspect sensei Dan had something to do with this.

  • @kaulanaakina916
    @kaulanaakina916 Рік тому +28

    This guy is special! I’ve only watched two of his videos so I’m just starting on the Shayne Train! It’s 6am on Saturday morning and I’m doubled over attempting to stifle my laughing so I don’t wake up my whole family. My laughs are escaping through my teeth and my head is building up so much pressure I feel like I’m going to get a headache. His delivery and style are unique. His word choice and storytelling abilities paint a very specific picture that makes you feel like you’re standing right next to him and you are experiencing it at the same time he is. Amazing! Pure genius!

    • @HelensHealingHands
      @HelensHealingHands Рік тому +1

      Only my second time seeing him too. I dont often laugh audibly, but Shane seems to be an exception to the rule! I laughed out loud. So funny because it's true.

  • @maxxpeterson220
    @maxxpeterson220 10 місяців тому +16

    This guy used to come into my gas station when I used to work at 711 had zero idea who he was and then randomly found him on UA-cam one day, super nice guy and always got the same thing every time he came in

  • @kermykerm3150
    @kermykerm3150 2 місяці тому +2

    Thanks!

  • @JayJay-jx3zg
    @JayJay-jx3zg Рік тому +301

    The Michaelangelo line almost made me lose it in a quiet as a church office. 😂😂 I was already teetering 😂😂.

    • @lauraferris1608
      @lauraferris1608 Рік тому +16

      I know! The fact that he dropped that line so nonchalantly that I had to figure out the reference made it even funnier.

    • @BrittanyMMichelle0492
      @BrittanyMMichelle0492 11 місяців тому +3

      😂 😇

    • @starstruckt
      @starstruckt 10 місяців тому +7

      i believe it too cus cops do say things like that 😂

    • @mage1439
      @mage1439 10 місяців тому +7

      The Michelangelo line absolutely made me lose it.

    • @squintygreeneyes
      @squintygreeneyes 8 місяців тому +4

      i use to love ninja turtles as a kid and it still took me a minute to get the joke. 😅

  • @jasonjohnson4803
    @jasonjohnson4803 Рік тому +569

    I see Shayne, I click. Always a great and funny story teller!

    • @silent_soliliquy
      @silent_soliliquy Рік тому +2

      💯

    • @theoteddy9665
      @theoteddy9665 Рік тому +3

      agreed, if you wanna rolling on the floor let suggest you to listen that dwarf comedian, unfortunately I forgot his name, maan those stories are most hilarious Ive ever heard, let me know

    • @rahrah4160
      @rahrah4160 Рік тому +2

      ​@@theoteddy9665I believe his name is Brad Williams, and I agree, he's hilarious 😂

    • @theoteddy9665
      @theoteddy9665 Рік тому +2

      @@rahrah4160 thats him indeed😂

    • @suziethomas1481
      @suziethomas1481 Рік тому +2

      GREAT story teller!!!!

  • @malphas_2717
    @malphas_2717 Рік тому +45

    Stumbled onto this from Key & Peele, thought I'd listen to comedy while opening mail. Twenty minutes later I'm searching for more Shayne Smith, not having read the first letter. Guess that can wait til tomorrow.

  • @ck337
    @ck337 11 місяців тому +22

    Oh my word I am shaking so hard from laughing! 😂 I always die laughing every time I watch a Dry Bar comedy skit from Shayne. He’s a great storyteller and he has the best stories. That’s a winning combination in my book! I wish only the best to him. I hope he continues his comedy. The world needs more (clean!) comics!

  • @dylanjuza6729
    @dylanjuza6729 Рік тому +46

    The ninja turtle 7:50 🐢🥋🤣 “Michael Angelo is my favorite”

    • @GHMYahooka
      @GHMYahooka 3 місяці тому +1

      am I still in trouble?

  • @beckyraskin8928
    @beckyraskin8928 Рік тому +75

    The only problem I have with Shayne Smith drybar videos is that there need to be more of them. PLEASE 🙏

  • @Jinx_of_Nyx
    @Jinx_of_Nyx Рік тому +81

    Shayne Smith is one of my favorite comedians. Really glad to see him back on the Dry Bar channel!

  • @DoubleBassX2
    @DoubleBassX2 Рік тому +36

    Shayne is so good at providing comedic perspective shifts without overdoing it!

  • @demiurge2501
    @demiurge2501 Рік тому +7

    I love the line at 18:35 “he’s gonna quarter circle forward me and it’s OVER!” Really paints the picture

  • @uikmnhj4me
    @uikmnhj4me 11 місяців тому +7

    He’s not what you think when you think Catholic convert lol but we’re so happy to have you Shayne!

  • @acatwithahatt7999
    @acatwithahatt7999 Рік тому +32

    This guy does comedy like i do conversations. Sets up a story, proceeds to go on the most insane tangent you're ever going to hear, and then bookends it with "so what i was saying was..."
    And im so here for it. Give this man a special right this second!

  • @sydneygorelick7484
    @sydneygorelick7484 Рік тому +118

    5:48 "hurt my hip immediately" got me good, lmao. I don't think anyone who's held a pair of nunchucks for more than 2 seconds hasn't hit themselves with them, and METAL ones would hurt so bad lmaoo

    • @Barbaroossa
      @Barbaroossa Рік тому +3

      I used to have a pair of wood nunchucks when I was a kid and there was a time when I would have perpetual bumps in my head from constantly hitting myself with it by accident.

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa 4 місяці тому

      I've owned both types and wood seems to pack more of a wallop.

  • @OmegaNovious
    @OmegaNovious Рік тому +76

    I'm a simple man. I see Shayne Smith + Dry Bar Comedy and it's an instant click.

  • @blazingdance3612
    @blazingdance3612 11 місяців тому +2

    Best comedian I have ever seen. Shayne Smith has such a crazy life and he's so ... Chill when he's telling us his stories. Like he's just fine with everything we're laughing our heads off at! I LOVE IT!

  • @mrs.lunatic7136
    @mrs.lunatic7136 Рік тому +11

    I have not heard of this guy until tonight. Absolutely hilarious. Would love to see a show of his.

  • @ericgriffith3579
    @ericgriffith3579 Рік тому +14

    Coming from studying six different martial arts over two decades. This is hilarious, and what makes it work is his self deprecating humor. Cracked me up!

  • @annoyingneighbor4928
    @annoyingneighbor4928 Рік тому +151

    Top notch delivery. The paced build up and well thought out punchlines to keep the crowd engaged to the final punchline is master level. Like he’s trying to get people rolling and make them explode at the end scanners style. It’s super effective. Thank you for the laughs.

  • @dulynoted2427
    @dulynoted2427 Рік тому +97

    When I watch Shane, it brings me back to the crowd in highschool I hung out with. Always something ludicrous going on and he nails it. One of the funniest by far.

  • @DeezelxDr3amz
    @DeezelxDr3amz Рік тому +9

    i was absolutely keeled over dead laughing and crying this entire time, 23 minutes of pure enthusiastic joy and hilarious bafoonery. Thank you!

  • @wickedchivo1399
    @wickedchivo1399 Рік тому +15

    I too was banned from karate for going too hard Who knew you could get kicked out for fighting

  • @rocxylemmon8535
    @rocxylemmon8535 Рік тому +37

    I been watching this guy move up and I'm glad to see he not giving up, he really does great telling his storys and jokes.

  • @psychojoe4764
    @psychojoe4764 Рік тому +29

    Ah man every time we get a new Shayne video it immediately makes my day. His stories and the way he delivers them is hilarious and magical

  • @Healcannon
    @Healcannon Рік тому +24

    I love Shayne when he comes to dry bar. Easily my favorite comedian here.

  • @StormAF
    @StormAF Рік тому +6

    He slays me, every time! Love this guy. He’s really kind of an inspiration

  • @K-aR-Oh
    @K-aR-Oh 9 місяців тому +6

    Bro's hilarious, it doesn't even matter what kind of a story he'd be telling, I know that I'm gonna laugh no matter what.

  • @WorthyMissJ
    @WorthyMissJ Рік тому +166

    Awesome tournament story! I laughed so hard that I now have tears running down my face and I think I may have to throw up. Shayne, it could be worse. I knocked myself out during a Tae Kwon do demonstration by kicking myself in the head. In front of a group of new students. I had just gotten my 2nd degree black belt a month earlier. And, I was 6 months pregnant and was showing that baby bump... so. 5 foot 2, bowling ball on toothpicks, blond woman kicks herself in the head and instantly goes unconscious. Yup! That was a banner day!

    • @KathyBGood
      @KathyBGood Рік тому +9

      thanks for sharing, hilarious!

    • @dlo111
      @dlo111 Рік тому +5

      😅 OMG!

    • @kellylundblad2616
      @kellylundblad2616 Рік тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @br6480
      @br6480 Рік тому +11

      Feel your pain. I knee’d myself in the face and it wasn’t pretty.😂😂😂

    • @doubledoubleusmokymirror4d405
      @doubledoubleusmokymirror4d405 Рік тому +4

      I don't think I can properly picture that without busting out laughing like a maniac 😂kick self in head stick figure blonde with a bowling ball baby bump

  • @Vinaluv
    @Vinaluv Рік тому +53

    He keeps me in tears. He's so effortlessly funny and his delivery and storytelling is superb 😂

  • @CNUtheAuthor
    @CNUtheAuthor Рік тому +62

    This literally sounds like an episode of "it's always sunny in Philadelphia "! Shayne Smith is hysterical. I've watched this like 5 times this week and laughed over and over...❤

    • @stk8824
      @stk8824 Рік тому +5

      With Mac's special karate noises😂😂😂

    • @CNUtheAuthor
      @CNUtheAuthor Рік тому +1

      @@stk8824 Exactly!

    • @SpookyEmmm
      @SpookyEmmm Рік тому +2

      THIS is the Wild Card friend, fr…

  • @BirdBraind410
    @BirdBraind410 Рік тому +7

    I've NEVER laughed as hard as I do when I'm watching Shaynes stand up. Literally can't breath😂😂😂

  • @juancamore05
    @juancamore05 Рік тому +77

    This had me laughing like a crazy person. My wife was worried that I couldn’t breathe 😂😂😂

  • @stephaniemajors7697
    @stephaniemajors7697 Рік тому +49

    Shayne is, hands down, my favorite comedian. I met him in 2021, and he’s truly kind and hilarious. I was hoping we’d get another special from him. This made my night. 😂

  • @gutobernardo7457
    @gutobernardo7457 Рік тому +18

    The way Shayne tells a story is incredible! He is truly one of the finest comedians ever 👏👏

  • @sailordaigurren8225
    @sailordaigurren8225 Рік тому +28

    My absolute favorite comedian. So glad he's back.

  • @mage1439
    @mage1439 10 місяців тому +3

    I'd never heard of Shayne before, but I haven't laughed so hard and so often in a long time.

  • @watchmen6504
    @watchmen6504 11 місяців тому +3

    This young man is both incredibly gifted and incredibly hilarious.

  • @DanzoTheManzo13
    @DanzoTheManzo13 Рік тому +35

    Hands down my favorite comedian, I rewatch his Drybar double feature weekly & it never gets old.

  • @SvdSinner
    @SvdSinner Рік тому +60

    Non-black belts are typically allowed in the black belt division in tournaments. In fact, the blue and brown belts that fight up are some of the most dangerous opponents. Not because they are better at fighting, but because they lack the control to avoid doing injury prone things. A low kick to the groin may give the lower belt a penalty, but it can leave the other guy with a bruised bladder that can take more than a year to heal. (Ask me how I know 😮)

  • @jahigains9201
    @jahigains9201 Рік тому +32

    As a martial arts and anime nerd, this dude really speaks to me 😂

  • @TheLoneCamper
    @TheLoneCamper 10 місяців тому +5

    Fell asleep with autoplay on, woke to the sound of Jim Gaffigan. Looked at the comedian and thought I was dreaming.

  • @FerretL0ve
    @FerretL0ve Рік тому +16

    I could barely breathe because I was laughing so hard! Never seen this guy before. Amazing!

  • @rowenaanderson3739
    @rowenaanderson3739 Рік тому +22

    I burst out laughing and started crying when you said "Michael Angelo is my favourite".

  • @jessicacompton275
    @jessicacompton275 Рік тому +32

    Love Shayne Smith. MORE of him PLEASE!!!!

  • @BabyJ9204
    @BabyJ9204 Рік тому +2

    When I watch stand ups, i never laugh. Usually it's chuckles. But this story made me laugh to tears. Delivered so well! Absolutely loved it 😂♥️

  • @alvaropalacios4983
    @alvaropalacios4983 Рік тому +2

    "... but I don't know that."
    I lost it there. Great delivery and foreshadowing.

  • @mimis.98
    @mimis.98 Рік тому +35

    Skilled storyteller! One of my favorite comedians.

  • @stevekombolis65
    @stevekombolis65 Рік тому +123

    When you have women laughing hysterically at KOing someone with nunchakas and getting arrested you know you are funny af and a great story teller 😂👍

    • @obfuscated3474
      @obfuscated3474 Рік тому +5

      Nunchucks

    • @user-sg8wf5qo9s
      @user-sg8wf5qo9s Рік тому +3

      And those are Utah moms!)

    • @stevekombolis65
      @stevekombolis65 Рік тому +4

      @@obfuscated3474I guess I spelled mine wrong regardless as it ends in us not as: nunchakus but that's the original English spelling and nunchucks is an alternate English spelling.
      If you Google nunchucks VS nunchakus there are a bunch of articles

    • @testermonkey2304
      @testermonkey2304 Рік тому

      TIL@@stevekombolis65

    • @Grace-ms7un
      @Grace-ms7un Рік тому

      Those women all have sons who tried that and it was hilarious

  • @jolenewitzel7919
    @jolenewitzel7919 Рік тому +114

    So good to see Shayne. He is always going to tell great stories..❤️🤣❤️🤣❤️🤣❤️🤣❤️🤣

    • @AnimefortheLazyman
      @AnimefortheLazyman Рік тому +6

      IKR? I can’t wait until he gets the inevitable sitcom about his no doubt crazy yet poignant life. Young Sheldon/Malcom in the Middle style.

  • @Onora619
    @Onora619 11 місяців тому +1

    I think I've listened to this at least three times a week for the last month. It's always funny. Especially the end.

  • @codyinacoma
    @codyinacoma 7 місяців тому +2

    The fact that he brought the nunchuck joke full circle, with the guy making his friends realize it was all true. Genius

  • @gayleneelaban1161
    @gayleneelaban1161 Рік тому +17

    I love dry bar comedy! These comedians think differently and in hilarious ways! Shayne is wonderful!

    • @Anotherclevername20
      @Anotherclevername20 Рік тому

      I love how his act isn't 99 percent involving the audience cause that got old SOOOO fast

  • @jamieharris2633
    @jamieharris2633 Рік тому +56

    This dude is hilarious. I love how he tells stories. When i heard him tell the story about the guy who robbed a wendys with an alligator i laughed so hard i could not breathe.

    • @juanitaglenn9042
      @juanitaglenn9042 Рік тому +4

      Same!! My kids thought I had gone insane and asked me if I was ok. I can't think of Wendy's or alligators now without thinking of that story. This guy is hilarious!!

    • @noemytamayo9462
      @noemytamayo9462 Рік тому +1

      Ditto. He's hands down, my fav comedian

    • @noemytamayo9462
      @noemytamayo9462 Рік тому +1

      Ditto. He's hands down, my fav comedian

    • @alifelesstoxic1253
      @alifelesstoxic1253 Рік тому

      ​@@juanitaglenn9042😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

    • @reaperkollyns6495
      @reaperkollyns6495 Рік тому

      Wendy's alligator is possibly my favorite stand up of all time. "And then he palmed an alligator!!!!" 🐊

  • @BadTiger
    @BadTiger Рік тому +25

    Love this guy. Can't wait for more specials. The scared straight story is utter gold

  • @sadrequiem
    @sadrequiem Рік тому +2

    I laughed so hard with this video!, the funny thing is that once he sets the story up, you KNOW where it's going and yet he makes you wait and wait for it and it's hilarious!

  • @missfishi
    @missfishi 6 місяців тому

    I keep coming back to this video. I don't remember how many times I've watched this; it's just amazing storytelling !

  • @NJT1013
    @NJT1013 Рік тому +11

    Shayne is funny as hell. From the way he talks we're on and have been on similar paths. I love his comedy.