Dating Over 40 Is Like Thrift Store Shopping. Joe DeVito - Full Special
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- Опубліковано 19 тра 2024
- dating over 40 is like thrift store shopping and Jo DeVito has plenty of experience with it. Whether you're a huge fan of last seasons styles or are really good at finding your size among all the strange sizes, Joe Devito's metaphors for dating over 40 are spot on!
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Hey everybody thanks for watching and for all the positive comments - all these views, it's mind blowing. Keep sharing, and keep in touch. Hope to see you all once touring starts up again!
Oh cool!! I just wrote a comment and then looked at the new comments and YOIU’ came up the most recent after me. Fun! 😍. Thanks for the laughs. We need your medicine bro ✨💕✨
laughter is the medicine I meant btw 🤣
Really excellent work, Mr. DeVito! Keep going!!!
First rate delivery. Excellent work. Today's my 49th birthday and I'm finally in a healthy relationship. I am, however, 6' and have all my hair (which is very long) so, maybe this doesn't apply to me.
SO FUNNY! 😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤
I'm 21, and this is the best piece i have watched in years. No profanity, no controversial concepts, it's clean all the way. And man i can't emphasize enough on the creative transitions.
Comic genius Joey!
LOL you will laugh a bit less when you actually reach 50 and find out how much truth is in this comedy routine. Laughing with a tear in my eye :"D
How many years could u have been watching comedy?
Hard to be clean and funny, takes some talent for sure
@@lifeintheshack2193 No its not. American comedians have gotten absolutely rediculas raunchy to the point its just disgusting and not even funny. No one wants the raunchy stuff. A female being raunchy is even worse. No ONE Wants that.
I'm just a very few weeks from 60, and can tell you younger guys, this cat is SPOT ON. But makes it comical and he does it clean. I appreciate that.
I just turned 60 in December, newly divorced, with a plantar fasciitis that just won’t heal! This guy is describing my life! 😅 I laughed out loud all the way through it. 😊
@@deaw87do physical therapy for that. I did and it’s fine now. I’m older than you. It’s actually a muscle in your calf that when massaged and stretched will give you relief. Don’t let them do surgery!
@@Mspiggy375 Thank you! The doctor doesn’t want to do surgery anyway because he doesn’t think it will help. Thanks for the idea of doing physical therapy. I never thought of that. It’s worth looking into. You’re so nice to reply!!
Just turned 71 and you ain't seen, felt or suffered anything yet! And your'e right, this act is spot on.
His style of self-deprecating humor is absolutely freaking brilliant.
That’s why he is a frequent guest on the Greg Gutfeld show 💪🇺🇸
It's midnight, I'm 70, can't sleep, in pain, in tears - hysterical laughter!! Thank you💙
Carol is that you ?
Same
@Chris Merck That is a false expectation for someone who is 70. But, then, I have only been on one for 18 months and lost 50 pounds. Maybe it will get better.
That’s awesome! I’m in pain all the time and am always searching for great standup. I hope you’re finding rest and relaxation ❤️🤟🏻
@@amazingsupergirl7125 here's to laughter, my best to you...!
Joe, I'm about 20 years older than you, and am mostly very down, particularly due to covid 19, but you are so funny that I laughed harder than I have in a very long time. How can you ever top this set? Your material, your timing, everything is the best! Thanks so much for the gift of laughter!!!!!
if your born before 1975 they should cut us Ubi check and let us stay the heak home, washed up non essential middle age people going to work for what. no one wants us there we dont wanna be there . and worse this covid crap running around give us early whatever .....social security, ...stay home stay healthy,.
I pray you can find rest in God during this difficult time. He is whats kept me together. Laughing helps too. Much love. And you are beautiful by the way.
I had a note so good day yesterday (covid is killing our lives) but happened to click this early today. I think this is how I should start every day! The news kills! Turn it off.
@@raybon7939 Are you kidding? I'd be terrified to leave it to the young punks who don't know what they're doing. People in my profession don't reach their peak until they're around 40.
@@jjohnston94 no man we have worked long enough. freeken Carter was the president for gods sake when some of us began. what the heak can be accomplished by forcing some guy over 50 to go to a job is he or she isnt essential.
45 years ....is long enough.....weve done everything that has been asked of us,
and everyone has done for us verything we have asked of.... them. so it was fair use.
but what we got now isnt fair use. our bodies are beat up and we need to now take it easy and get ready to retire.
cuase
we are to old for this crap. so these kids have to learn sometime now... is a good a time as any.
No vulgarity and no filthy swearing, just pure gold comedy ❤
What a stupid comment
If you are bothered by vulgarity and swearing in comedy, quit watching comedians
Drybar is perfect for this!
@@vicvc6015nothing wrong being tired of swearing and filthy, I agree, very well written, a good change
@@chromaticvisuelle Really nothing wrong with a few swear words either. Of course I mean for grown ups. Just words, you wont go to hell.
He is so funny he should have his own show. Non stop laughter!! He acts out his skits beautifully.
😂 Agree 100% !! 😂❤
“You, naked, on a scale, holding a bank statement” is PURE GOLD! Spit my coffee out laughing so hard.
😂😂😂😂
absolute gold
He ain't wrong, I demand nudes BEFORE I date...I hate surprises.
And the coffee thing, yeah, I coined the term "Dinner Whore".
bank statement, so u could know how deep down under debt she is. so u can avoid being gold dug by her. Right?
@@anameen4820 Idk, a good looking "Sugar Mama" might be kinda nice. :)
“Naked , on a scale and holding a bank statement “ .. lol totally cool
@Chris Merck Totally … cause they “got “ women parts , it’s all “justified “ for them .
And a set of dental x-rays!
Hilarious! I can totally relate. I’m 48 and single and wow, it is crazy dating world. You really cracked me up and created lightness around a somewhat scary scene. Awesome comedic talent!
I just turned 46. Dating now is difficult. lol....ughh.
You are right. Your family setting you up with a blind date. I'm 65 and trying to adjust to what men look like at this age.
I'm 40+ too (although people perceive me as being around 35) and dating is scary, although I don't think it has much to do with our age, then with the times we live in.
Got any scary stories to share?@@JustAnotherGamer1005
Go to SE Asia…plenty of beautiful younger women interesting in foreign men.
You made me snort laugh! I'm 68, so just wait. You got a WHOLE LOT of new material coming your way! 😂
I’m 74, and do I agree! He thinks the night mouth guard is bad…wait until they tell him about sleep apnea and he gets a load of a CPAP machine! 😳😁
Also he has the bathroom runs in the middle of the night !! So much fun 😂
@dianegoss7181 When he imitates the guy shouting at him in the gym..."Do you have a special bracelet?" I laughed so hard. _Why_ do people - esp in the healthcare field - assume any/all of us er, venerable types are deaf, senile or both? 🙄Ouf, the taken-aback looks I get when I politely explain that I can hear and understand perfectly well, please do not shout at me. lol.
Best gig I’ve seen on dry bar. This guy is so natural, impeccable timing
Really funny. Starbucks, you wish. We’re meeting at the bank. The coffee is free.
Definitely!
FABULOUS!! Finally real thoughtful clever comedy!!!
“What about Carol? Carol’s due for release in a few weeks” 🤣 Don’t tell Karen, though; she’s a party pooper
@born2xlr8 yep he was funny early in his career and then lost it
This guy was a non stopping laughing bomb, He was the best I have ever seen. I am 70 and I could identify what he said about dating.
Your dating at 70 god bless you sir 💪😂
I'm 73, I can relate also😅😂
Jeff Allen is awesome too!
This was 30 minutes of pure joy
'Carol's due for release in a few weeks!' had me rolling!! This is comedy.
OMG I cried laughing my sister in law's name is Carol, over 40, newly divorced and a hairstylist! Thanks so much. It was a refreshing change from all the negativity in the world.
I think he is the funniest person I have ever heard in my life. Why does he not have movies and his own sit com. Funnier than Seinfeld or any of the late night shows.
@@brigettepiattoly344 - Yes, I wholeheartedly 👍 agree!🌲🌷
Stop! My crazy Carol friend is a hairstylist and single too.
Funny & handsome😊
More jokes per minute than any comedian I've seen. Great set.
And all great. Impressive
Haha its not as clean but check jimmy carr for jokes per minute
I thought he has a bit of a Robin Williams flair. 🤣🤣🤣
check out the Mark Normand Out To Lunch comedy special one joke after another just like this one
Try Mitch Hedburg. Awesome delivery, too. :-)
I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard watching a comedian! Pure GOLD! Thank you!
Hilarious! Great therapy session!
Clean, no cussing, just great humor! ❤️☀️😂
Joe DeVito, you are a delight. I’m glad the UA-cam algorithm made an offering of you unto me.
Thanks, it's so weird when I end up in recommendations
@@devitorules You would be great, on the Price is Right, a knock out for the show, instead of a bad replacement.
A 75 year old millionaire married a 25 year old woman. His brother took him aside and asked "How'd you get such a younger woman to marry you?" The guy answered "I lied about my age" The brother asked "How old did you say you were?" The guy answered"I told her I'm 85!"
hahahahahaah
It takes money honey.
🤣😂🤣
a good one!
Hilarious.
Have laughed tears the entire 35 min. Funny and intelligent at the same time. For everyone over 40 an absolute must to listen to. Great performance 🚀
This will sound like I'm exaggerating but this is literally the funniest guy I have ever heard. 👍
Joe DeVito is hilarious! This guy is very polished, his act is very well done. This is about the cleanest funny act I've seen in many years, no profanity, this guy rocks!
Dry Bar Comedy has lots of comedians come on and they are either clean already or they clean up their act for Dry Bar.
Thanks Johnny. It was a challenge to keep it this clean but I'm glad I did it!
He looks better looking IMO than he used to. Men generally do! I
@movingonandup773
Ok 6th
@@devitorules LMAO- spot on !!
“It’s you naked on a scale holding a bank statement” - no joke, that would be the most helpful dating information ever.
Someone needs to start a dating site where it’s mandatory.
Joe is one of the best naturally funny comedians out there. I just wish I could find more of his material.. 😂❤️
It seems like a LOT of comics these days are trying to be edgy but it can just be so homogenous. This guy’s comedy is just well written with expert timing. New fan!
This is my kinda comedy. Hilarious! No filth, swearing. Pure gold. I am a fan
Proves you can be funny without being profane
I mean, it was a tiny bit filthy
I agree. Nothing profane. I love it and this I can share.
I have been feeling down & tried meditation, a nap, affirmations and church today. Nothing helped. Then I stumbled on to this video & couldn't stop watching or laughing. Hilarious! Laughter is always the best medicine! Thank you Joe!
You can always count on him to make you feel ok.
How are you doing and where are you from?
Let's prey
Hello 👋 Patricia. How are you doing?
@@revellaleif1212 what are we preying on? Deer? Elk? Loose women?
Are ya a ravenous dater?
You can hear that he is *totally Italian!* He's short like our beloved Joe Pesci, and he even sounds like him too, lol.
"Got a bill that said final notice... So that's a relief. " Ahahaha😂
Extremely well written and delivered. No vulgar nonsense, just pure creativity.
I was not expecting to laugh this hard, it’s my first time seeing him great set.
SOI same!
Same here...🤣🤣🤣
Another same! Laughed so much I wheezed, cried and I was trying not to laugh (so my neighbor wouldn't hear me).
@@1_viewer DITTO DITTO DITTO
Fantastic!!! Gonna look for more of his vids. HYSTERICAL!!!!
He should become a household name.
GREAT STUFF JOE!!!😆
Same here! Was very pleasantly surprised. And my name is Carol. Lol!
This cracks me up every time!!! It's funnier every year that I get older! Thank you!😂😂
“What about Carol?”….priceless! One of the best sets on this topic!😆🤣😆🤣
I needed this laugh today, so bad. My 79 yo uncle just died from COVID & a bunch of other stuff. Didn’t think anything could make me smile, and I ended up cracking up!! Comedy is good therapy. Thank you💖
So sorry for your loss. 🙏💐
So sorry to hear that Janine. Glad I could help you feel better in some little way
Sorry for your lost prayers to u n ur family
Sorry for your loss. :(
🤗 stay strong
He needs a Netflix special.
He’s good.
Yes, like a talent quest show for up and coming comedians
He’s a white man, he’s not getting one 🤣
I have Netflix and I think that's a superb idea!
He's not degenerate or "woke" enough for Netflix.
Netflix is mostly white woke males..
It just astounds me the amount of comedic talent I see on this channel. I keep wondering why I have never heard these people before. Another outstanding set. Couldn't stop laughing. Wonderful.
Dry Bar is great entertainment 😂😅
the most talented comedians are able to make people laugh with clean humour. I have watched so many videos on dry bar and he is by far the funniest.., !!!!
This guy is funny and charming...and looks great for his age. 😊
Haha, that was cute.
not so great for 45 😉😄
Says an aging gay man
Are you his mother?
@adrian collette Oh to be fifty again
Almost 60 and single for a long time. I can save this and laugh again because of short term memory loss.
What it’s like being 60? 👀
@@mesalouis8976:
I’d tell you, but I’m 70 now and can’t remember. 👴🏻😀
@@marshallartz395 I’m afraid of getting older.😭
I'll be there with ya soon, paul.
@@marshallartz395 You aged 10 years in 8 months?
My (retired) Husband and I have been watching a lot of stand-up recently...very good too...but we BOTH laughed all the way thru yours!! Love you on Gutfeld too😂😂 by the way... We are old enough to be your parents LOL
I laughed so hard, I pulled a rib muscle😂😂
Thank God, someone who's actually talking to people over 40. I thought the whole culture had completely sold out.
Thank you Cynthia or as the cultural posers say " You go girl". I will be 60 on July 24th & found it refreshing to hear his type of comedy. Unlike the self deprecating shock & awe comedy of so many others.
ok boomer!
@@bengrizzlyadams6187 Was that sarcasm or just a description? Like so millennial 😷😁🙊
@@bengrizzlyadams6187 :Up yours.
Cynthia Johnson lol just kidding jeez! See you sound like a grumpy old ma! :))
How is this guy not famous? Hilarious from beginning to end.
He needs his own comedy show or TV series. He is naturally funny. Windows 75. Lol. Omg I am dying so funny!
Now us women need to see a skit like this about dating men over 40. 😂
Women are not funny
How lovely that his dad still reaches out to protect him when he's driving ❤
You're just great.
One of the funniest things I've ever seen & I'm 58!
I laughed until the stress
incontinence kicked in.
Same
😂
Okay this guy wins; hilarious, great timing.
I agree he's very authentic n original
Thanks Slacker. Now get to work! ☺️
@@devitorules Dammit, Joe..
This dude is killing it!
Devito is the funniest comedian I’ve watched in years and believe me that’s a lot of years. Thank-you! I’m in my 70s. Well, getting dangerously close to my 80s and I have not laughed so hard since I saw Louis Black perform some 20 years ago. laugh.🎉
This is the first time I've really laughed at anything in a long time. Amazing how funny the truth can be.
🤣🤣🤣
Never heard of this guy before - he's VERY funny.
Greg Gutfeld has him as a guest on his Saturday night show.
Greg Gutfeld has him as a guest on his Saturday night show.
He’s on the Gutfeld Show quite often.
Me neither
For real look for back episodes of the Greg Gutfeld show. Totally worth it
This is absolutely hilarious. I am the type who usually sits dead pan through comedy routines with the occaisional chuckle. I laughed so hard during this whole skit. 🤣🤣🤣 Love you Joe.👍❤❤❤🥰🇨🇦
I've been watching too much news about politics and also too many true crime videos. Tonight I decided to look for something else, and somehow this Dry Bar episode popped up on my timeline. Thank goodness! I laughed so hard, and I realized it feels really, really good to laugh again. Thanks, Joe, you're terrific! ♥
Me too. What a nice change up.
I agree 💯 ! I had to stop watching the crime stories , because they are neverending . Best thing I ever did for my mental health and well being!
Joe, you are at the top of the craft. Your writing and delivery is impeccable . Rarely do I hear a comics audience laugh non stop through a show. Brilliance Joe, pure brilliance.
Agree. They are all good on dry bar but this guy is one of the best.
Perfect comment!
He really was excellent. True to life stuff that no one talks about. Fresh!
Golden. Timing is impeccable. Every line relatable. Can cross age groups. More please.
Best half hour I had in a long long time. Absolutely hilarious.
OMG this guy is truly gifted😂
Like Drybar comedy. Family friend. No cursing/profanity or "adult" content. This guy is great.
yep, good clean fun. i have a LOT of hours of watch time from Dry Bar
I like that you were able to comment positively on both the Dry Bar and Joe DeVito independently. They both deserve praise here.
Mormon comedy
Like a complete unknown / Like a rolling stone nope, it’s not specifically Mormon. The venue is owned by mormons, they get comedians from all over. They have to keep it clean while working Drybar
Granma Bern *mormon friendly comedy
😂🤣 I'm sitting here crying, laughing, and hollering at this dude!! He's hilarious
drooling....
I do inspire a range of reactions...
Me too
He's freaking hilarious 😂
Putting in eye drops and trying to keep his plantaris in place while hurting his back…the story of my life!
"Just a picture of you naked, standing on a scale holding a bank statement" gold.
A friend asked for his IRA information and told the group in front of him about it! He said that she was high maintenance.
YEP, the "mulch setting" on the nose trimmer, also pretty epic!
Can it be a paypal statement with an attached debit card?
@@katemorgan4690 mine would have to be an old bank statement and a checkbook
Golden!! And pretty much accurate. That should be everyone’s pic. He forgot that in the other hand, they should be holding up their ID. 😂
Joe, I stumbled on your show by accident looking for something to cheer me up. Your comedy not only cheered me up but you had me laughing nonstop throughout your show. Watched it 3 or 4 times already and plan to watch it again whenever I feel low. You are hilarious and your delivery of the jokes is the best. Look forward to more videos of your stand up comedy. Thanks for the laughs and wish you success.
Hello 👋 Shaily. How are you doing?
I couldn't take a sip of my drink while watching this as I kept bursting out laughing, so funny😊
My kids want to know why I don’t belly laugh. Well, NOW. I DO!!!!!
Just caught your set. It's rare to find a show that has me laughing from beginning to end. Killer job!
The best part of thrift store shopping is finding those things that most remind you of what you once had, but let go of. You are much more appreciative the second round! Just as with dating and knowing what to hang onto this time. Thrift store shopping is the best.
Love your subtle sweet comment. 😊
I just had gallstone surgery but I laughed so hard I might have go back for repairs.
Rick Torres Oh no, I’ve had that too. Feel better soon.
me ,too. lol Just as heart surgery...I almost choked.
I hope you have good insurance ;)
“I just turned 50, so I’m ready to cut a deal” I love that!!
How about Carol ?
Lets make a deal?
I'm 40 and I'm ready to negotiate
I have a nutjob sister in law...
I'm 50 and I've opted out... it's not worth the bother.
This might be the funniest Dry Bar I have seen, I laughed so hard, I hurt my sides, tears in my eyes, and spit out my drink more than once! Brilliant comedian!
I havent laughed that hard for a very long time. Thanks Joe! Great stuff.
*This guy is so hilarious, I nearly hit the floor laughing.* PRICELESS
The rif on TIME was the best. I'm in overtime!
I laughed the entire time fresh & relatable. I rarely find comedy shows amusing but had tears in my eyes. The delivery was natural & not trying too hard which made the punchlines unexpected.
He is very good.
😃
I like his calm demenour, no shouting.
Best comedian I've heard in a long time🤣😆
His comedy style play out like a movie!!! Expert level comedian right here!!! Joe Funny funny😂
This dude is a funny guy straight bangers. Much success.😂😂😂
I’m middle aged and I can verify this man is telling the truth.
I too am middle aged and I concur! The title caption peaked my interest..Im so glad it did. He is truthful and funny😂
Way too relatable! 🤣
Glad we have your verification Gramps. Have fun at shuffleboard tonight. Wear your mask....Stay Safe :)
@@GuysGuitarGarage No mask for me, thanks. Just healthy lifestyle and boosted immunity from sunlight, exercise and a healthy diet. No meds, no fast food, and no extra fat for me. Can you say the same? Good luck.
I'm sooo glad I stopped dating in my mid-30s!
Laughed out loud for the first time in years at a comedian. I am dating at 67 and this was the total truth. My aunt is dating at 80. She met a man "garlicguy" was his handle. He turned to her and said "you know what I am looking for" and she thought he was going to say "you" and he said, "a younger woman". She said to him, why would a younger woman date an 80 year old. He says "well look at Rod Stewart", talk about delusional........ so true.
Haha, I love this!
Rod Stewart is sexy, fit, and rich
😂
@@lauraz2896 He is?!
@@roberttroxell4006 He definitely is holding it together. He’s 76
I was laughing through the whole set, but when I got to the mouth guard, I had to stop and wipe the tears away. I haven't laughed so hard in ages.
Funny from cover to cover! Please Joe create your own TV show... we need it more than ever.
He tells one funny joke after another. I don't remember the last time I heard such fresh, original comedy. And it's all true.
i couldnt stop bro... its none stop
Right
So funny 🤣 😆 😄
@@skinzwideawoke9293 Reeeeee.....
✌️😊💡
One of the funniest comedians I have heard in a good long while.
👍👍👍👍
True 👍🤣🤣🤣
Affirmative.
I could not stop laughing at this man. I literally got stuck in the middle of laughing and crying at the same time. Good medicine!
He’s hilarious 😂great writing
My first time listening to you. I almost passed you up and thought let me just check him out for a minute. You Sir are gifted and hilarious to listen to. I laughed for a total of 35.45 minutes without stopping. We need more of you during this crazy time in our world today. God Bless
Same here. I had to watch him twice😂 nice clean comedy
Hello 👋 Southern Yankee. How are you doing?
@@diamondromeostewart8049lol nonce
OMG, dating in your 50s is like TJMax. Nailed it!!!
I love TJ Max. It's hit or miss. Hey, ya never know!
I don’t know.... I like a good deal
It’s really more like shopping a locally run thrift shop where they take everything and make it available with hopes with almost giveaway price someone would take it away.
Love those secondhand thrift shops, you never know when you're going to find that forgoten hundred dollar bill in one of the pockets..
It's kinda like that first date..
Do you have a stamp date for that pic? )))
Oh, this guy is FUNNY! Best jokes I've heard in ages!!!
This guy is one of the best I've ever heard.
This is the first time I've ever laughed continously through an entire comedy routine. Great way to end the year 2021!
Same for me and I just turned 79. All his jokes about being over 50 got me - some are only 1/2 true but many echo my personal experiences.. Haven't laughed this much in years.
I don't get it. The audience kept laughing too. I failed to see the humour. Bland.
@@orphanoforbit7588 Have you ever laughed?
@@orphanoforbit7588 Welcome to comedy in the time of woke. Sad....I miss comics like George Carlin, Robin Williams, Rodney Dangerfield.
Ever see Dangerfield?
How is it I’ve never heard of this guy? He is hysterical!
Lois Enolp Right?
Billions of people on this planet. you've heard of not more than 0.0000000000001% and probably never will
I know man my sides hurt.
You don't watch FOXNEWS much
'Cause he is 50! Hahaha
This guy.
Is absolutely hilarious laugh out loud funny and no vulgarity. How refreshing!😅
I absolutely love this. Joe you are hysterical. I have watched this so many times and I still laugh every time!
He is underrated as a comedian He's killed this thing the whole time
Very clever and relatable. I love his vibe. I could totally see him on a sitcom.
Yup I could too he has the connectivity factor.
He does skits on gutfeld on fox.
I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve watched this. Thank you Joe and thank you for helping launch dry bar. You’re the best!
I am 28 and this had me dying 😂😂😂
This guy is my male counterpart. When he said ..."a picture of you, naked on a scale, holding a bank statement..." I nearly did a spit-take with my tea.
This man is funny, and in the good sort of way.
More of him, please.
It's totally true
That was my favourite line too!
Im a 41 yr old single father.. and I laughed my arse off on that line too!! was EPIC!!!
I'm almost 52 and I totally relate to this set, and laughing hard.
35 minutes?? I'll watch 5 for now. 35 minutes later..
Great stuff, great delivery and he didn't force the jokes. Excellent. Thank You.
This is one of the few drybar acts that has made me genuinely laugh