This video contains all of the current Pierre Kirby reviews that the Cinema Snob has put out. All credit goes to the Cinema Snob, Brad Jones. www.thecinemasnob.com/
Pierre Kirby was 'delivering yachts:' he was a pirate, people. He made the movies on a lark and returned to the real adventures on the sea until he ended up in Davy Jones' Locker.
0:01 Untouchable Glory 9:37 Zombie vs Ninja 18:40 Full Metal Ninja 26:35 Thunder of gigantic serpant 36:14 Ninja of the Magnificence 42:23 Hunting Express 52:21 Savage Temptation 1:11:58 Dressed to fire
Hi kids, and welcome to another episode of Will it Fit! Today, we’ve got an entire goddamn hour of old-school Cinema Snob episodes! We’ll be using olive oil and popcorn butter to fit this guy in! Not sure how I’m going to stick the metaphysical concept of time up my ass? Well, it’s not my first time! And remember, it _always_ fits!
I loved him that way. His persona there perfectly fit the movies he was reviewing. They are also shoddily made and kinda off putting. When you watched him for the first time you wondered "who is this kooky nerd what the fuck is this I'm watching", the same feeling like when you are watching some really obscure movies. The shitty camera, constant whistling background noise, poor lighting, slightly creepy visage, snobby acting, it all added to the character. I think his editing and inside jokes were also much more clever. Like here he used the copy and paste technique, typical for these Hong Kong films when "talking with Karpov" about the characters and when he complained about voice-over, he was actually talking over the movie. Real shame he gradually turned into Nostalgia Critic clone. Also, I wonder what kind of looser will read this all this shit.
@@petrolak He's still doing exploitation movies. He's just branched out into different, more well-known types of exploitation. Christploitation, actionsploitation, cheapo-kid-moviesploitation, Tyler Perrysploitation, he's still true to form. You could also argue that he graduated from reviewing exploitation movies to CREATING exploitation movies.
40:34 - 41:01 I know this scene is supposed to be tragic, but they somehow made this scene unintended comedy. Seriously, I laughed till I cried. Girl: "Uncle Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I want you to staay with miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. I want to stay with yoooooooooooooou!!!" Uncle Lee: "DON'T COME ANY CLOSER! GO AWAY, I HATE YOU! NO GET AWAY, NO!" Girl: "Uncle Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" *BOOM*
From wikipedia: Gunfight at Red Sands is also noteworthy for being the first Italian Western to feature an Ennio Morricone score. Harrison turned down Sergio Leone's A Fistful of Dollars and recommended Clint Eastwood for the role. Harrison joked that was his greatest contribution to the cinema.
I think Thunder of Gigantic Serpent is trying to do a Mothra thing, where it's not going out its way to kill innocent people, it just does while trying to rescue its owner. It just doesn't really look like that when it could have just gone under the bridge. :p Also even without the Pierre Kirby scenes, there's still a lot of people being bloodily shot up in a movie about a giant snake that likes playing with a beach ball.
"Pierre Kirby, now around him there was lots of speculation. Good looking, could act and reasonably good at martial arts. The guy sailed into Hong Kong on a yacht with a few very nice Singaporean ladies in tow. Said he made most of his money delivering yachts between different destinations in South East Asia (nice work if you can get it - but legitimate?) So why the speculation? Well, Pierre went off to deliver a yacht to the Philippines - never came back. Next, the story circulates via Pedro (guy who ran all the movie editing for IFD / Filmark) that he was attacked by pirates, resisted and was thrown overboard. Again, it does happen in that region. So, six months on and this guy Edowan Bersmea is in the Hyatt Hotel in Hong Kong to meet someone and spots Pierre in the crowd. Shouts to him, guy turns and heads out - never to be seen again." ~ MKPReviews->INTERVIEWS!->Good ‘Guise’ Wear A Black Eye Patch (Cinema Nocturnia) If only someone would make that into a movie, then the legacy of Pierre-fucking-Kirby could be brought into the lives of everyone
Sky Larker Did they ever find a body? If they did, then my condolences to the Kirby family. I'm not saying he's alive but who knows......people have faked their deaths quite well throughout history.
Sky Larker That's the part of the mystery. I want to think that he's alive but I'll leave it at that for the sake of his sister and family. It's a shame. I think if he'd been dealt a different hand he would've gone on to be a great action star.
Ponder von Lampgurgle Well, I suppose I can try and write a script, for you guys and all fellow fans and supporters of The Cinema Snob (Brad Jones). Hopefully it comes out alright. I'll let you guys know how it progresses, but it may take awhile, if you guys have any ideas be sure to let me know... I'll start writing right away.
What's sad is the disc with Ninja Untouchables is arguably one of the best in that cheapo (and obviously dubbed from EP VHS or worse) kung fu set. NU is the most watchable/hilarious of the Godfrey Ho/Joseph Lai chop jobs included (yes, it has several more, talk about getting your money's worth!) and the other movie on the disc, Monkey With 72 Magic, is pure madness even by fantasy kung fu standards.
It's a shame that we never got to see Pierre Kirby in an American movie (American Commando 2 and 3 don't count) because he would complete the roster for my pet project, The Expendables 4 with Arnold, Sly, Bruce, Norris, Lundgren, Harrison Ford, Jason Stathem , John Cena, Chuck Norris, Reb Brown and archival footage of Snipes, Michael Keaton, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, all the actors who played James Bond, Robert Downy Jr, Cynthia Rothrock, Lucy Lawless, Van Damme, Segal, John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Antonio Banderas, Denis Quaid, Will Smith, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Samuel L Jackson, John Travolta, Jason Blade, George Clooney, Val Kilmer, Demi Moore, DiCaprio, Kurt Russell, Johnny Depp, Keanu Reeves, Brando and Charlton Heston!
1:20- At least they fixed that later on. 56:04- Until after this review was released. I'm still waiting for Brad to review the final Pierre Kirby movie, Crackdown Mission.
German Wikipedia reads: "Kirby starb 1990 bei der Überführung einer Yacht mit Freunden auf offener See." He died in 1990 while on a yacht with friends. Probably attacked by pirates somewhere in Oriental seas I guess.
Wikipedia says that Kirby died in 1990. Weird that there's a page about him in Finnish and German, but not English.... Man it's been a long time since I last heard the name Keith Coogan. I gotta watch Ski Hard/Downhill Willie again someday.
Yep. Found that pretty mystifying too when I read it. Who knows what happened? He could've been battling pirates with sweet martial arts moves his last minutes alive for all we know.
***** That sounds even cooler. :D My German has degraded quite a bit due to not using it for the last 15 years, but the Finnish wiki adds yet that Kirby's party was transporting a boat to the Philippines at the time they were lost (which I think wasn't in the German one, other than that they appeared to be pretty much the same.) Not a terribly significant piece of info but I thought I'd mention it since there's not a whole lot information on either articles.
I love how he says "I've read a lot of reviews of Godfrey Ho???" How many people are actually aware of the existence of this filmmaker and have actually searched this shit out to even write a review???
There is a channel with almost all of his movies right here on youtube, its called “godfrey ho cinema” and it has quite a lot of views, there is also another channel called “wu tang collection” where they have plenty of martial arts movies, some good, some bad, not as bad as GODfrey ho tho
I just watched the first episode of mission impossible and I swear to god I saw a dude that looked just like him. Its like 45 mins in and he doesn't have any lines, but its a pretty good close up and Its a dead ringer for Pierre. I know its 1966 but holy shit they must have been related somehow if its not the same guy.
And the first two Super Sentai franchise entries were made by the late, and forever great, Shotaro Ishinomori. However, I can see why some could make the Godfrey Ho comparison when it comes to Power Rangers, seeing as Saban outright stole most of it's footage from the 16th entry of the franchise (Kyōryū Sentai Zyuranger), and has continued to do so ever since. He also tried pulling this shit with Kamen Rider Black and Kamen Rider Ryuki (Which is incidentally a sin he shares with Godfrey, who stole footage from Kamen Rider Super-1), and thank fuck he failed miserably in that attempt to make another fake franchise.
John Miller Godfrey Ho movies and 1970's toku are similar because they have the same special effects, same fighting coreography and over the top characters.
I always thought Randy Savage was kinda cool but he can't beat Pierre Kirby! BTW the clothes in AC3 look so very 90's, was that movie really shot in '88?
The one thing that always confused the hell out of me about the Godfry Ho stuff is why do they also dub the footage he shoots? Does he just not own a boom mike?
Sincado Oh okay. I saw one internet posting of his death being in 88 but I found a couple more that mention 90. So 90 it is. Damn internet. Still not 100% accurate. I do feel it was very tragic. I think Pierre had what it took to make it big if he wanted to.
Was there another episode where Brad eventually sees the light that Pierre Kirby is the greatest action star that ever lived? It seemed to be a rather abrupt transition. ;)
The snake is called 'Moslor'. You can read the subtitles when the girl says it. They are in Greek, but if you've studied math even on high school level, you should be able to read it.
E Quinn Yeah that sounds way too vague so I guess it's either drug-related or he faked his own death and now sails the high seas, free as the wind and owing no man.
Hell no. But he needs something to make him as badass as Chuck Norris. How about he was infused with the power of Poseidon when he was dumped into the sea, and he subsisted on eating sharks for weeks before he returned ashore. Sound good?
Pierre Kirby was 'delivering yachts:' he was a pirate, people. He made the movies on a lark and returned to the real adventures on the sea until he ended up in Davy Jones' Locker.
Weren’t ninjas considered thieves and hired assassins? I guess he was a sea ninja, too.
That's an interesting theory, I like it.
i honestly do miss the old episodes...underground reviews at its best and its pierre kirby!!!!
Agreed. Old Snob videos are my UA-cam comfort zone.
The low quality with everything just fits so well, gimme that audio static
One day Pierre Kirby will appear again, say some incomprehensible things, and disappear again.
Like David Bowie in Fire Walk With Me.
This is a untouched video that not even cinema snob knows about!
0:01 Untouchable Glory
9:37 Zombie vs Ninja
18:40 Full Metal Ninja
26:35 Thunder of gigantic serpant
36:14 Ninja of the Magnificence
42:23 Hunting Express
52:21 Savage Temptation
1:11:58 Dressed to fire
I appreciate the effort and watched them all anyway lmao
Full Metal Ninja is the best part of the whole thing.
Hi kids, and welcome to another episode of Will it Fit! Today, we’ve got an entire goddamn hour of old-school Cinema Snob episodes! We’ll be using olive oil and popcorn butter to fit this guy in! Not sure how I’m going to stick the metaphysical concept of time up my ass? Well, it’s not my first time! And remember, it _always_ fits!
It's so strange seeing a young, facial-hair-less Cinema Snob sitting on the floor in someone's basement...
Eaarly installment weirdness.
It looks like a hostage video. Filmed with a Fisher Price Pixelvision.
I loved him that way. His persona there perfectly fit the movies he was reviewing. They are also shoddily made and kinda off putting. When you watched him for the first time you wondered "who is this kooky nerd what the fuck is this I'm watching", the same feeling like when you are watching some really obscure movies. The shitty camera, constant whistling background noise, poor lighting, slightly creepy visage, snobby acting, it all added to the character.
I think his editing and inside jokes were also much more clever. Like here he used the copy and paste technique, typical for these Hong Kong films when "talking with Karpov" about the characters and when he complained about voice-over, he was actually talking over the movie.
Real shame he gradually turned into Nostalgia Critic clone.
Also, I wonder what kind of looser will read this all this shit.
@@petrolak me. But seriously though, he should keep it the same for non exploitive movies but use the bad lighting, etc for the exploitation movies.
@@petrolak He's still doing exploitation movies. He's just branched out into different, more well-known types of exploitation. Christploitation, actionsploitation, cheapo-kid-moviesploitation, Tyler Perrysploitation, he's still true to form. You could also argue that he graduated from reviewing exploitation movies to CREATING exploitation movies.
Pierre Kirby is to Brad as Reb Brown is to Noah.
You can also say that Godfrey Ho is to Brad as David Prior is to Mike and Jay.
Or Snowflame for Linkara.
My god, this makes me so friggin‘ nostalgic. The original airing of this was so long ago …
40:34 - 41:01
I know this scene is supposed to be tragic, but they somehow made this scene unintended comedy. Seriously, I laughed till I cried.
Girl: "Uncle Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I want you to staay with miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. I want to stay with yoooooooooooooou!!!"
Uncle Lee: "DON'T COME ANY CLOSER! GO AWAY, I HATE YOU! NO GET AWAY, NO!"
Girl: "Uncle Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
*BOOM*
From wikipedia:
Gunfight at Red Sands is also noteworthy for being the first Italian Western to feature an Ennio Morricone score. Harrison turned down Sergio Leone's A Fistful of Dollars and recommended Clint Eastwood for the role. Harrison joked that was his greatest contribution to the cinema.
LOL.
He'll always be remembered also! ......Admittedly it will be next to a garfield phone
Pierre Kirby for MUGEN!
Holy shit YES!!!!!
that sounds fuckin awesome
19:30 I still can't believe my computer monitor used to be THAT massive.
I think Thunder of Gigantic Serpent is trying to do a Mothra thing, where it's not going out its way to kill innocent people, it just does while trying to rescue its owner. It just doesn't really look like that when it could have just gone under the bridge. :p Also even without the Pierre Kirby scenes, there's still a lot of people being bloodily shot up in a movie about a giant snake that likes playing with a beach ball.
"Pierre Kirby, now around him there was lots of speculation. Good looking, could act and reasonably good at martial arts. The guy sailed into Hong Kong on a yacht with a few very nice Singaporean ladies in tow. Said he made most of his money delivering yachts between different destinations in South East Asia (nice work if you can get it - but legitimate?)
So why the speculation? Well, Pierre went off to deliver a yacht to the Philippines - never came back. Next, the story circulates via Pedro (guy who ran all the movie editing for IFD / Filmark) that he was attacked by pirates, resisted and was thrown overboard. Again, it does happen in that region. So, six months on and this guy Edowan Bersmea is in the Hyatt Hotel in Hong Kong to meet someone and spots Pierre in the crowd. Shouts to him, guy turns and heads out - never to be seen again."
~ MKPReviews->INTERVIEWS!->Good ‘Guise’ Wear A Black Eye Patch (Cinema Nocturnia)
If only someone would make that into a movie, then the legacy of Pierre-fucking-Kirby could be brought into the lives of everyone
I have an idea, one day I shall be the one to make a movie about pierre kirby.
Sky Larker Did they ever find a body? If they did, then my condolences to the Kirby family.
I'm not saying he's alive but who knows......people have faked their deaths quite well throughout history.
Sky Larker That's the part of the mystery. I want to think that he's alive but I'll leave it at that for the sake of his sister and family. It's a shame. I think if he'd been dealt a different hand he would've gone on to be a great action star.
Ponder von Lampgurgle Well, I suppose I can try and write a script, for you guys and all fellow fans and supporters of The Cinema Snob (Brad Jones). Hopefully it comes out alright. I'll let you guys know how it progresses, but it may take awhile, if you guys have any ideas be sure to let me know... I'll start writing right away.
Pierre Kirby is fucking DB Cooper.
What's sad is the disc with Ninja Untouchables is arguably one of the best in that cheapo (and obviously dubbed from EP VHS or worse) kung fu set.
NU is the most watchable/hilarious of the Godfrey Ho/Joseph Lai chop jobs included (yes, it has several more, talk about getting your money's worth!) and the other movie on the disc, Monkey With 72 Magic, is pure madness even by fantasy kung fu standards.
Really like this long format
Make me.
It's a shame that we never got to see Pierre Kirby in an American movie (American Commando 2 and 3 don't count) because he would complete the roster for my pet project, The Expendables 4 with Arnold, Sly, Bruce, Norris, Lundgren, Harrison Ford, Jason Stathem , John Cena, Chuck Norris, Reb Brown and archival footage of Snipes, Michael Keaton, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, all the actors who played James Bond, Robert Downy Jr, Cynthia Rothrock, Lucy Lawless, Van Damme, Segal, John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Antonio Banderas, Denis Quaid, Will Smith, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Samuel L Jackson, John Travolta, Jason Blade, George Clooney, Val Kilmer, Demi Moore, DiCaprio, Kurt Russell, Johnny Depp, Keanu Reeves, Brando and Charlton Heston!
No Reb Brown? For shame!
1:20- At least they fixed that later on.
56:04- Until after this review was released.
I'm still waiting for Brad to review the final Pierre Kirby movie, Crackdown Mission.
It's been eight years, but he's FINALLY reviewing it!
Thanks for making this compilation.
YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE GODFREY!
For the record, a coffin weighs about 150 to 250 lbs. Averaged, of course. That's gonna more than double if it's full, of course.
That’s pretty impressive to be carrying that on your back. That’s some extreme core strength.
@@crimsondynamo615 Oh yeah--moving one is a two-or three person job. Pallbearing, of course, is typically 6 to 8 people.
The bright colored ninja bit is great when you consider he definitely had heard of naruto lol
Next week, The Man himself returns after many years away
What do you mean?
Pierre Kirby, Saban's first stunt coordinator for Power Rangers.
The serpent's name is 'Moslor', if we can trust the Greek subtitles.
German Wikipedia reads: "Kirby starb 1990 bei der Überführung einer Yacht mit Freunden auf offener See." He died in 1990 while on a yacht with friends. Probably attacked by pirates somewhere in Oriental seas I guess.
It's the only way Pierre Kirby could go out.
I am pretty sure that gigantic gun held by Sean Odell is the same gun held by White Panther in the Ninja Untouchables.
Thanks for saving these!
Wikipedia says that Kirby died in 1990. Weird that there's a page about him in Finnish and German, but not English.... Man it's been a long time since I last heard the name Keith Coogan. I gotta watch Ski Hard/Downhill Willie again someday.
Yep. Found that pretty mystifying too when I read it. Who knows what happened? He could've been battling pirates with sweet martial arts moves his last minutes alive for all we know.
*****
That sounds even cooler. :D My German has degraded quite a bit due to not using it for the last 15 years, but the Finnish wiki adds yet that Kirby's party was transporting a boat to the Philippines at the time they were lost (which I think wasn't in the German one, other than that they appeared to be pretty much the same.) Not a terribly significant piece of info but I thought I'd mention it since there's not a whole lot information on either articles.
@E Quinn god dammit now we need to bring him back so we can have ninja pirate movies
Ah the old days.
I love how he says "I've read a lot of reviews of Godfrey Ho???" How many people are actually aware of the existence of this filmmaker and have actually searched this shit out to even write a review???
There is a channel with almost all of his movies right here on youtube, its called “godfrey ho cinema” and it has quite a lot of views, there is also another channel called “wu tang collection” where they have plenty of martial arts movies, some good, some bad, not as bad as GODfrey ho tho
Looking at this now it's like 'Snob: The Squatter Years' 😓
The only thing that makes me proud to be a Greek is the Greek subtitles in the Pierre Kirby movies
I just watched the first episode of mission impossible and I swear to god I saw a dude that looked just like him. Its like 45 mins in and he doesn't have any lines, but its a pretty good close up and Its a dead ringer for Pierre. I know its 1966 but holy shit they must have been related somehow if its not the same guy.
This Kirby guy is the obscure version of Chuck Norris. Seriously...:D
R.I.P. Pierre Kirby :(
El Cisco Kid He's not dead brother... Just waiting.
according to imdb pierre kirby appears in the cast of this show
what?
what if Brad is Pierre ?
You never saw them in the same room now did yaaaa !?
***** It would be the perfect cover.
Plus, he kinda looks like Pierre.
The highlight of his career.
makes me wonder if the creator of power rangers watched Pierre Kirby movies.
Go, go Pierre Kirby!
Joshua If you sing his name like the Power Rangers theme song it fits perfectly.
The First Super Sentai series was Goranger from 1975 long before Godfrey Ho's ninja movies.
And the first two Super Sentai franchise entries were made by the late, and forever great, Shotaro Ishinomori. However, I can see why some could make the Godfrey Ho comparison when it comes to Power Rangers, seeing as Saban outright stole most of it's footage from the 16th entry of the franchise (Kyōryū Sentai Zyuranger), and has continued to do so ever since.
He also tried pulling this shit with Kamen Rider Black and Kamen Rider Ryuki (Which is incidentally a sin he shares with Godfrey, who stole footage from Kamen Rider Super-1), and thank fuck he failed miserably in that attempt to make another fake franchise.
John Miller Godfrey Ho movies and 1970's toku are similar because they have the same special effects, same fighting coreography and over the top characters.
"Good idea! Of course we have to get rid of him, IDIOT!" - Dimitri Karpov
Karpov is a savage.
He's just one man.
It's a shame Pierre Kirby disappeared, I know I'm gonna get flak for this, but I would've liked to have seen him in Star Wars. :-0
tbh I weirdly agree
I love the public access TV quality of this video!! More crappy ninja movies to review, YES!
How much do you want to bet someone commented with, "Uh, Snob... Casshern was from the 70's. Ugh, get it right. Disliked."
Isn't "dating a manic depressive bipolar" a Tautology? 🤔😅
29:19 those subtitles are in greek, the snake's name seems to actually be Moslor.
The General sounds like Spotswood from Team America.
1:06:53 Those are Casshern and Gundam masks.
How many years did it take ye olde Cinema Snob to find a ground?
Well, he'd been doing it at least three years before appearing on Spoony's site or joining TGWTG.
Kirby died way back in 1990, according to the internet. But I thought Brad would know that. That is unusual.
zjovanovic10 He does knows that. If you go to his website he wrote that he eventually learned that.
Thanks for the info :) will check it out.
Yeah no problem. That guy looked awesome too. Too bad he got killed that way.
zjovanovic10 He covered that earlier in this video.
I always thought Randy Savage was kinda cool but he can't beat Pierre Kirby! BTW the clothes in AC3 look so very 90's, was that movie really shot in '88?
we need to find Pierre Kirby, preserve him in some substance or something, and wisit him from time to time, while it rains outside.
Andiperla Wilinki Hes dead mate.
Falando Really?wow how come?and how old was he?
Andiperla Wilinki pierrekirby.s8n.ru/about.htm
Awesome site!
I am in love with your idea of z grade trash cinema being so literal. Thanks Brad!
i cant believed i watched this whole fucking thing.
+Daniel Tittyfish i cant believed it too i watched this whole fucking thing....."again"
+violet eyes Count me in there. I've seen this like 3 times maybe more.
This is my fifth time.
here we go again, it my eleventh times watch this shit again and it actually become like daily basis when i eating breakfast lol.
well since i wrote my original comment i have now seen it 3 times.
Seems like the female lead always dies in Godfrey Ho films.
+Joseph Glatz Stuffed into the fridge. Wha better motivation for you hero than avenging his girlfriend?
+Joseph Glatz Action films? Made in China? Sexist? No!/sarcasm
Oh if it had only been Daisy Ridley that had died in a movie.
The one thing that always confused the hell out of me about the Godfry Ho stuff is why do they also dub the footage he shoots? Does he just not own a boom mike?
Pierre Kirby died at sea in 1990.
Thought it was 1988?
All his scenes were filmed in 1988
Sincado Oh okay. I saw one internet posting of his death being in 88 but I found a couple more that mention 90. So 90 it is. Damn internet. Still not 100% accurate.
I do feel it was very tragic. I think Pierre had what it took to make it big if he wanted to.
You can now watch this on The Cinema Snob channel.
lol, "Untouchable Glory" two titles on the screen. Classic!
thunder of the gigantic serpent is definitely not a japanese kaiju flick, maybe a hong kong one
great Power Rangers edit on that flip!
Wow. . .Back in the day huh? Man it's been a while, older videos don't age well. XD
I love how the ninja headbands actually SAY 'ninja' on them. Because ninjas do that.
the sad part the movies before they had scenes put in them were most likely better movies
Pierre Kirby is pretty badass.
Don't worry-I sang "You're the Best Around" anyway
Was there another episode where Brad eventually sees the light that Pierre Kirby is the greatest action star that ever lived? It seemed to be a rather abrupt transition. ;)
Peirre Kirby Vs Red Brown.... WHY DID THIS NEVER HAPPEN!!!!
because you can find Reb, Pierre is a ghost
lol im pretty sure betty from kungpow was a splice in for this specific reason
the zombiw kung fu movie was called gravedigger style, was a series of kung fu movies with horror undertones
I just realized that the person that shot out the ropes also sent rounds directly into the apartment building behind the ropes.
40:50 LMAO I forgot how butt-nonckers insane this little girl character is. It is like an Elfen Lied character
Christ she really is like an Elfen Lied character
Anyone know the name of the Techno theme?
The snake is called 'Moslor'. You can read the subtitles when the girl says it. They are in Greek, but if you've studied math even on high school level, you should be able to read it.
He looks so young in this. So much more innocent.
Moslor. Not Mozla... Moslor. you can also read it in the subtitles.
Time for a Pierre Kirby Con..
Btw.. not transformers but cheap knock off robo, giant ripoff and GUNDAM!! HAI
cmonconan He is A CHAR
Nobody likes a Kenny, unless it's South Park.
What’s that music at 1:09:53?
53:40 Kinnikuman soundtrack.
18:37 One of the Funniest Lines Said in a Film of all Time PERIOD!
Pierre Kirby vs. Master Betty to decide who is the best worst ninja
Pierre kirby. dressed for golf - rigged for mayhem
Don't care what anyone says, Full Metal Ninja was legitimately an awesome movie lol
"Whos Brian Oreilly?-Hes the best in his field! A special agent fromAmerica!" #fuckchucknorris #Bruceleewho? #lol :p
We NEED to find pierre kirby.
E Quinn Yeah that sounds way too vague so I guess it's either drug-related or he faked his own death and now sails the high seas, free as the wind and owing no man.
14:39 : lol, now that's awesome!
One of those was clearly a Gundam and the other looked like Speed Racer.
Wow this is an old one
35:44 - the Sisters of Mercy - Neverland!? That's odd.
Make my day bunk
The one and only !
Alphaville / The Jet Set
Thank you!
i would use that music in kung fu action scenes
once I heard about the ninjas in bright colors I instantly thought Naruto.
Not to mention they advertised themselves as ninjas on their headbands.
GurrenPrime
And they wear their "ninja" gear out in public.
ALL HAIL PIERRE KIRBY!!!!
He is the man to defeat Chuck Norris. I hear he killed and ate the pirates who made off with his yacht.
really? is that true?
Hell no. But he needs something to make him as badass as Chuck Norris. How about he was infused with the power of Poseidon when he was dumped into the sea, and he subsisted on eating sharks for weeks before he returned ashore. Sound good?
yea, defiently sounds good!!
And he now lives somewhere in Asia, no longer aging.
04:35 If it's his footage as Guile from Street Fighter, I'm down.
1:07:00 I think those are Gundam masks.
Pierre Kirby + Kamen Rider(Showa Era) = Ninja Bikers
Pierre Kirby + Precure & Sailor Moon Footage = Ninja Shoujo
1:24:18 I hear the first few chords of the Nostalgia Critic theme in this scene O_o
& clockwork orange music at the end lol wtf
Made_In_Heaven88 I caught that too!
Holy sh%t on a stick, this makes American Ninja look like Apocalypse now AND Platoon in one!!
Imagine Pierre Kirby and Michael Dudikoff in a movie together. You're welcome
Throw in Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal and it is D movie heaven :D :D
Not bad, but there is one more we need to add to that list...
The legend...
The icon...
The walking bloodbath himself...
REB FUCKING BROWN!!!