I don’t know why I, a twentysomething woman from Europe who doesn’t even watch movies that much, love watching these middle aged midwestern men talk about movies for so many years but here we are
I had the same EXACT experience. I was seconds away from screaming at the people behind me that didn’t go 2 minutes without whispering and talking with each other. Intentionally during the quietest scenes.
@@rileyjevsso that’s the problem with those who value socia media over film - they’re using movies for their own content rather than just enjoying or absorbing the movie.
Finally. my favourite hacks review Trash Dracula Looks Like Boat! For a minute there, I thought they were going to talk about that 'Nosferatu' garbage for forty minutes!
Fine movie, but I thought it was a bit weird Nosferatu didn't flicker the lights at all. I mean that's what he's famous for. He also never turned into a giant, firebreathing lizard man after taking enough damage, but I can forgive that a bit more
Robert Eggers' films are always incorrectly marketed. People thought Northman was going to be a viking battle epic and people thought this was going to be a horror vampire epic. Never expecting them to be as deep as they are, so they get bored very quickly
Exactly what I said after I left the theater. Too many people were expecting some shocking disturbing sex odyssey with gore and violence and horrifying images. The movie was wrongly marketed
To my horror, the cinema was PACKED when I went and watched Nosferatu. To my surprise, not a peep was heard during the entire showing. Movie is a masterpiece too, well worth it
I at some point got confused how Hoult got to Czechia from England so fast but then I rembered he was German. But that was just the dementia i caught from watching Mike in these videos.
Regarding the moustache, my partner is Hungarian and when we came out of the cinema she said Orlock looked like an old fashioned Hungarian or Romanian man so it was clearly accurate to the region.
glad there was a mini lighthouse review in this, I love hearing different people's interpretations for different scenes because I always find something new, one of the reasons it's my favorite film is because of all the different possible interpretations people make from it
The fact that The Lighthouse doesnt spell it out for you, is what kept me so engaged, trying to understand it. Nosferatu felt boring to me cause i understood exactly what was happening every step of the way so paying close attention is like watching grass grow. I kept waiting for the plot to get interesting but i know more than the characters every step of the way. The VVitch and The Lighthouse are some of my favorite films ever but I did find Nosferatu miserably boring. not that scary, not that interesting not even all that pretty to look at. idk
I honestly loved Nosferatu. It's visually stunning. It sounds like most of these bad reviews came from fans of films like Terrifier. They are bored if gore isn't being thrown at the screen every 5 minutes.
I have misophonia, so when Mike was talking about that guy eating popcorn I was getting secondhand rage. Seriously--nothing will make me go from a 1 to a 900 on the anger scale faster than chewing sounds (or whistling). It's horrendous.
I feel like mike would hate me for buying a bunch of popcorn and hotdogs for the movie but then he'll forgive me since i eat them in the 20 minutes of ads before the actual movie.
I just saw the movie last night and there was a group behind me openly talking and laughing during the silent parts. but sorry a guy was eating popcorn in your theater mike 😐
My movie-going experience: There was an elderly couple sitting in the row in front of us to the left, and the husband had the nerve to say loudly halfway through “THIS MOVIE IS BORING.” And he also had chew in his mouth, which he proceeded to loudly spit in his cup throughout the movie.
For a second I thought Mike was going to play that crunching sound every 15 seconds for the duration of this entire video just to make us share his perceived pain.
Wow I was really hoping that my favourite UA-camrs, RedLetterMedia, would review my new favourite movie, Trash Dracula Look Like Boat. It’s like Christmas Day all over again!!!!!!!1
One of my favourite cinema-going experiences was a girl who got fed up by a loud couple that must have been under the impression that we all came to see and hear them talking. This girl tells the couple several times to keep it down, and they get combative. She then goes on to report them to the staff, including they had brought in McDonald's. They were swiftly kicked out. I've never felt so inspired
I went to go see this yesterday at the new theatre in town. Mistake, I don't think I ever want to go to a theatre again. It was SO LOUD, like shaking the seat loud.
"There is a lot going on in this movie" Ya sort of, and most of it seemed underdeveloped or never explored enough. There are already 2 iconic Nosferatu films, and Bram's Stokers Dracula which relishes in being over the top. I was curious what Robert Eggers would do, and I felt his version is the safest.
I'm so glad Mike lived long enough to see the remake
I heard Mr Plinkett was at the midnight premiere of the original.
@@recneps1230I heard Mr plinkett auditioned for nosferatu but they didn’t want to scare people that much.
I heard a fart. That's because I live with Mr Plinkett.
@@bishopthecat2277 Yeah, they gave him the premier tickets as recompense for not making it in the film.
@@recneps1230 Nosferatu was originally called " Plinkett-ula" but they couldn't secure the rights.
Imagine walking into a creepy castle in the 1800’s and hearing Rich Evans laugh
Don't threaten me with a good time.
Scarier than the entirety of Nosferatu
My bowels would drop not from being scared but from eating so many laxatives, to avoid the masochistic black spines.
That would be comforting
Comment of the year, it's early january but i'll call it now.
Jay must always continue his quest to see every Bobbie Eggers film in theaters no matter what...
Can you blame him? His movies are consistently great
That's one hell of a title.
It sure is a one.
What do you mean, isn’t that the original title?
Having watched the video, I wish they would have went with the "worst post nut clarity ever" one.
“Nobody has sex with a corpse this whole movie”
Um… Aaron Taylor Johnson’s character would like a word lol
To be fair, I didn't catch that's what had happened until my second viewing.
Oh god, you know I didn’t even realize that’s what he did when I saw this in the theater. I thought he just kissed her as he was dying.
I had sex with a corpse while watching this movie, and nobody noticed
Theaters are doomed
Man I had my jaw dropped when I saw that while watching it in a theatre. Lmao
That kid pranking Mike by chewing during every pause in dialogue is hilarious.
Mike and Jay are finally reviewing The Batman (2022). Glad to see it!
Some kinda Dracula!?
No no no it’s
“You’re saying we have some kinda…” DRAMATIC ZOOM “…Dracula?”
@@danieltobin4498 they dracula now!!
I don’t know why I, a twentysomething woman from Europe who doesn’t even watch movies that much, love watching these middle aged midwestern men talk about movies for so many years but here we are
It’s stylistically designed to be that way, and I’m not just saying that
Idk but if any of your friends are single let me know
Maybe you're like Ellen in this movie. They have a psychic hold on you
Omg I'm not alone! We need to start a fangirl club for these hack frauds
Here we go again
Mike has fond memories of seeing the original in theaters he’s probably very excited for the remake
Trash Dracula Looks Like Boat was the alternate title for The Voyage of The Demeter
I had the same EXACT experience. I was seconds away from screaming at the people behind me that didn’t go 2 minutes without whispering and talking with each other. Intentionally during the quietest scenes.
Did u see it Sunday, in a theater in ct?
Same here, two teenagers whispered nonstop the first half, and were also filming the scary bits so they could post their reactions...
Guy opening bag of chips next to me
@@rileyjevsso that’s the problem with those who value socia media over film - they’re using movies for their own content rather than just enjoying or absorbing the movie.
This comes on the heels of Rich's Oppenheimer nightmare experience.
Noiselund even did a composition for it.
Here's to another 25 years of great video-movie reviews~
going by the grey... and the liver abuse. they don't have 25 years between them all...
Finally. my favourite hacks review Trash Dracula Looks Like Boat! For a minute there, I thought they were going to talk about that 'Nosferatu' garbage for forty minutes!
Mike is already mad, it’s been 50 seconds.
Some woman loudly cackle-laughed in the final shot of the movie and I was filled with an unreasonable rage.
Its reasonable
I remember laughing uncontrollably at the end of Will Smith's Seven Pounds and the dirty looks I got for that, so she has my sympathy.
That wasn’t a woman. That was Rich Evans.
The movie filled me with unreasonable rage, it was terrible
@@ralelunar How's your pokemon lets play going?
Finally a biopic about Jack
Im always appreciative that RLM keeps refilling my Endless Trash bucket
I can’t believe Mike has been alive for the premieres of every Nosferatu movie
Fine movie, but I thought it was a bit weird Nosferatu didn't flicker the lights at all. I mean that's what he's famous for. He also never turned into a giant, firebreathing lizard man after taking enough damage, but I can forgive that a bit more
The real Dracula was the friends we ate along the way
I saw “Trash Dracula Looks Like Boat” open for Bowie back in ‘87…
Do we have some sort of…Dracula, on our hands?
Somehow, Dracula returned.
What are we, some kinda... Vampire survivors?
I'm also on the autism spectrum, Mike.
I could hear the person in the row behind me breathing during this film. I was furious. Mike, can relate.
Robert Eggers' films are always incorrectly marketed. People thought Northman was going to be a viking battle epic and people thought this was going to be a horror vampire epic. Never expecting them to be as deep as they are, so they get bored very quickly
Exactly what I said after I left the theater. Too many people were expecting some shocking disturbing sex odyssey with gore and violence and horrifying images. The movie was wrongly marketed
So that’s it, huh, we some kinda Nosferatu?
Somehow, Nosferatu returned.
To my horror, the cinema was PACKED when I went and watched Nosferatu. To my surprise, not a peep was heard during the entire showing. Movie is a masterpiece too, well worth it
Movie was shit
@@spencerlane415 Your mutha
@@spencerlane415 Absolute garbage.
Same! Full theater both times I went and people were LOCKED IN.
Yeah u don’t get what you see in this movie but hey art is subjective
The final scene, where Orlok was a shriveled up husk, probably had Mike laughing like a maniac.
Spoilers, you disgusting beast.
I’ve been waiting for this one, good thing I’m already day drunk
What is a Boat? A miserable little pile of Draculas!
Mike must have been ecstatic to see an old friend become the protagonist in a Hollywood movie
pretty sure 'looks like boat' is meant to be "looks like borat", which to be fair is pretty accurate
That seems possible.
Lighthouse is the best SpongeBob live action movie adaptation.
You can tell how much they liked a horror movie by how mad they are about the common annoyances of horror audiences
I at some point got confused how Hoult got to Czechia from England so fast but then I rembered he was German. But that was just the dementia i caught from watching Mike in these videos.
The real question is why Orlok thought he needed a boat to travel across continental Europe
Regarding the moustache, my partner is Hungarian and when we came out of the cinema she said Orlock looked like an old fashioned Hungarian or Romanian man so it was clearly accurate to the region.
glad there was a mini lighthouse review in this, I love hearing different people's interpretations for different scenes because I always find something new, one of the reasons it's my favorite film is because of all the different possible interpretations people make from it
Saw it last night - we really enjoyed it. There are some brutal scenes and the sound effects are on point.
This Twilight reboot looks wild
Im the chief gangstalker sending in stoners to every one of mikes cinema experiences. Someones gotta do it
Oh great now I can know if i like Nosferatu or not!
You know what is sad? That some people really think like that.
The video title is borderline experimental
Had to read that title fourteen times
I love it when I get halfway through a youtube title, and I have to double check I'm not having a stroke.
I just realised Mike has been doing quippy Letterboxd-style reviews before Letterboxd was even a thing, he really is the Nosferatu of film criticism
Cackling like Rich every time Nosferatu starting mouth breathing
Do I need to have seen Nosfera before seeing Nosera2?
Los Angeles might be on fire but at least Mike and Jay are here to bring us joy.
I had to pause TNG for this. It better be good.
The popcorn chewing sound bit ends around 3:15 for anyone else who couldn't stand the sound.
This makes me appreciate my cinema viewing of nosferatu as everyone was gripped
The fact that The Lighthouse doesnt spell it out for you, is what kept me so engaged, trying to understand it. Nosferatu felt boring to me cause i understood exactly what was happening every step of the way so paying close attention is like watching grass grow. I kept waiting for the plot to get interesting but i know more than the characters every step of the way.
The VVitch and The Lighthouse are some of my favorite films ever but I did find Nosferatu miserably boring.
not that scary, not that interesting not even all that pretty to look at.
idk
New RLM makes my whole day!
Rich Evans didn't even need to be in makeup for NOSFERATU.
I honestly loved Nosferatu. It's visually stunning. It sounds like most of these bad reviews came from fans of films like Terrifier. They are bored if gore isn't being thrown at the screen every 5 minutes.
glad we got a Rich cameo for the last 15 seconds
And Rish Evans as the sun.
LIAR! >:(
I wonder if the Half in the Bag skits are the most exercise Mike has ever had in his life
i had an old guy show up twenty minutes into the movie and walk around the theater with his phone flashlight looking for his seat
I like how they changed shirts. It adds to the lore
I have misophonia, so when Mike was talking about that guy eating popcorn I was getting secondhand rage. Seriously--nothing will make me go from a 1 to a 900 on the anger scale faster than chewing sounds (or whistling). It's horrendous.
I feel like mike would hate me for buying a bunch of popcorn and hotdogs for the movie but then he'll forgive me since i eat them in the 20 minutes of ads before the actual movie.
I agree, I want more Eggers originals. But Nosferatu got him into directing basically, and I'm happy it turned out great!
Been waiting for this one!
I heard Rich Evans grew a mustache and drank copious amounts of human blood for this role, he really is one of the greats!
popcorn is simultaneously the best and worst snack for watching film it's kind of amazing
Went to see this the other day and ate a massive bucket of popcorn. The guys in front of me kept getting mad about my chewing but I don't care.
so fucking happy for the mini lighthouse review finally ffs
Okay Jay, necromantic is like the coolest thing I've ever heard
That needs to be a band name immediately
Old man yells at popcorn.
Some asshole behind me at nosferatu was whispering loudly to his date and unwrapping candy for the first 30 minutes. I hated it.
I agree with grandpa Mike: Get out of my movie theater, popcorn chewers !!!
I just saw the movie last night and there was a group behind me openly talking and laughing during the silent parts. but sorry a guy was eating popcorn in your theater mike 😐
it is a bad omen to Quaid in Poor Health
Great sound design on this episode. Really felt like the modern theater going experience.
Is it bad if people thought Nosferatu was hot
I maintain that after the Lighthouse Eggers was replaced with a corporate body double
I agree. Northman and Nosferatu are tryhard narrative blunders.
I’ve been waiting patiently for this one.
I think it’s supposed to be “looks like Borat” because of the mustache
My movie-going experience: There was an elderly couple sitting in the row in front of us to the left, and the husband had the nerve to say loudly halfway through “THIS MOVIE IS BORING.” And he also had chew in his mouth, which he proceeded to loudly spit in his cup throughout the movie.
For a second I thought Mike was going to play that crunching sound every 15 seconds for the duration of this entire video just to make us share his perceived pain.
I have miso pho is mike, I’m the same way in theaters. Very sensitive to noises especially chewing.
idk, i saw it at the local "hipster" theatre and they don't even sell food and drinks there. was also almost sold out and a pleasant experience.
I'm so sorry I couldn't shut my mouth while eating popcorn in your screening, Mike.
Wow I was really hoping that my favourite UA-camrs, RedLetterMedia, would review my new favourite movie, Trash Dracula Look Like Boat. It’s like Christmas Day all over again!!!!!!!1
You'd have to eat like 2 full bathtubs worth of popcorn for that $25 deal to not be a rip-off.
Loved this movie and was waiting for this review.
If a theatre is offering a "buy this and bring it back for free refills" they're going out of business soon. Trust me.
The marcus theatre in Sheboygan just north of yall is always super quiet and respectful.
heck, if I knew Mike and Jay were at my theater I would have eaten the popcorn with my mouth closed
Thank you for actually using the proper term Romani.
So glad I was in the theater alone so I could eat my popcorn without distracting anybody
One of my favourite cinema-going experiences was a girl who got fed up by a loud couple that must have been under the impression that we all came to see and hear them talking. This girl tells the couple several times to keep it down, and they get combative. She then goes on to report them to the staff, including they had brought in McDonald's. They were swiftly kicked out. I've never felt so inspired
Mike snacking while lookin like a snack.
@1:20 i couldnt agree more
100%
I went to go see this yesterday at the new theatre in town. Mistake, I don't think I ever want to go to a theatre again. It was SO LOUD, like shaking the seat loud.
It warms my heart that yall go to Marcus. That's all we have in ND. Mostly
"There is a lot going on in this movie" Ya sort of, and most of it seemed underdeveloped or never explored enough. There are already 2 iconic Nosferatu films, and Bram's Stokers Dracula which relishes in being over the top. I was curious what Robert Eggers would do, and I felt his version is the safest.
"Trash Dacula Look Like Boat" Love it
I had this same exact experience with the jerk sitting next to us that did not understand how to eat food quietly.