Everything Wrong With Mr. and Mrs. Smith in 18 Minutes or Less
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- Опубліковано 13 січ 2021
- Mr. & Mrs. Smith is a fun movie that is not great, and ultimately will be more remembered for breaking up a Hollywood couple than for anything contained inside the film itself.
Oh, and it has sins. So we counted them.
Next week: Animated animal sequel, animated superhero sins.
Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we count next?
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"Tom Cruise insisted on doing this stunt himself, even though he's not in this movie." got me.
I love how most the bullshit that this man spews on the mic is lw fax no machine
This guy has gotten so funny I love his channel
HAD to rewind 😂😂
Me 2 🤦🏾♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😅best line ever
*2:34* ...one of the funniest things that I've heard said on this channel...
_"Tom Cruise insisted upon doing this stunt himself, even though he's not in this movie."_
Best summation of his life I've heard so far.
wait i diden't get the joke, whats so funny about it?
@@juno3287 Tom does all his own stunts. He is also - according to his church - a pretty superior human being. Therefore, he obviously does everybody's stunts.
It's just a natural progression at this point.
@@juno3287 The joke is that Tom Cruise does all his stunts. He did climb a cliff like that in Mission Impossible 2, he did hang on to the side of an airplane in MI5, and he did jump out of a plane in MI6. The joke here is that Tom Cruise was insisting on doing the cliff climbing (as he insists in every movie he’s in) even though he’s not in the movie.
Indeed!
“This explosion is so fake-looking that the green screen immediately retired from service out of shame” 🤣
Timestamp 13:24
👍
@@TabooX1984 hero
Cinema Sins: showing me the entire plot of a movie and letting me decide if I still want to watch it sometime
Ummm... they did put up the movie titles, right? It's up to you whether you click on or not.
@@pinglim3298 yeah. I’m just saying I click and sometimes don’t expect much because I think the movie’s title is boring. I prefer to do movies I haven’t seen yet so Jeremy won’t ruin for me the movies I already love. Watching his vids I usually find “oh this movie is actually more interesting [or less interesting] than I thought it would be”. Sometimes I just have this going on Autoplay xD
From this sort of thing I gathered The Shining is a brilliant movie... but it also gave me nightmares so I am not planning on watching the whole thing.
to be fair, even original movie trailers literally show entire plot of movie nowadays... Not to mention that some of the trailers are actually supercuts of the only "decent" scenes, then you watch the movie and see rest of it is boring shit, minutes and hours filled with bad acting, awful script, contradictions and ignoring common sense or laws of physics.
@@youknownothingjohnsnow7475 lol nice username
Unfortunately I’ve found this to be true with some movies I wanted to see as a teenager: that the only good scenes are in the trailer. Or it has bits from a deleted scene.
@@MalloryNewcomb If you haven't already I would recommend you watch this film. Say better than I expected.
I love how NONE of their neighbors call the cops after hearing gun shots and explosions lol
tbf I wouldn't either - at that point I'd just retreat into the cellar and pray they'd forgotten all about me lol
If you live in the south, it’s just a regular part of life. I live in the most middle class neighborhood and there are gun shots almost every night
@@nigerianprincess101 wooowwww
I live in Australia, so this is unfathomable to me - may I ask, does it bother you?
Even the Simpsons parody had an anonymous “neighbourino” complaining to the police about the noise.
"Evenin John. Noise Complaint. You uh, working again?"
Ahhhh, the movie that broke up Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer aniston: wow what a cool movie you're in-
Brad pitt: yeah... we need to break up
who?
@@moarkrabspointlesschanneld8467 huh?
five nites at freddys?!!!!😳😳😳 five nites at freddys is game number 1 I love fvie nites at frdys 🤣🤣🤣🥳🥳🥳
five nites at freddys
He said they were married for five years, she said six. And then the subtitles say "Five or six years ago." That's completely fine man.
Think being extra nitpicky about that was the joke.
@@premiumheadpats4150 the whole thing is a joke..
@@MrKontrolFreek Can't really argue with that, but I don't know why you're telling me rather than the original commenter.
Except that he was wrong & she was right -- so a sub that says "5 or 6 years ago" is trying to say, "hey, maybe he's right, maybe she's right, we don't know" -- but we do know -- so the sub is a diss at her, for even trying to pretend that he might be right -- which is what the sin was for...
@@reuteratwork8983 I think you guys are reading into it too much. He sinned it because it didn't make sense, it was kinda funny, and then he moved on. Let's all do the same?
How was there not a “scene does not include a lap dance” sin during the bondage kill?
Seems they've been forgetting that staple sin as of late. Hope they didn't retire it without us knowing.
The entire movie is a lap dance
@@ThatWeirdCreator Granted. But I feel they could've brought it out of retirement just this once and gotten away with it.
They did retire it years ago.
@@Alakaizer did they?
I feel like Cinemasins will result in someone losing an Oscar.
It fucking better!!
yes pls
hopefully its the teen titans go actors
Or shutting down the oscars altogether
Here before this comment blows up
@@njay4399 i was gonna make a bomb joke, but instead Ill just say
Me too
The Tom Cruise sin just killed me lmao
@@moarkrabspointlesschanneld8467 that game is hot trash
@@moarkrabspointlesschanneld8467 If only Barbie actually knew how to spell beautiful
"Tom cruise insisted on this stunt himself, even though he's not in this movie" - sooo good!
Normal People: Watch the movies.
Me: Watches CinemaSins to get a recap of the movies, and good moments.
I do this too. Or see if he notices the same things I did lol
It's the only way I can get through some movies. Like this one.
I like this film. It was an entertaining high concept popcorn flick that had two Hollywood stars with great chemistry. If I see if on TV, I will stop for a few minutes and watch.
Exactly how I feel about it. Just an overall fun movie.
two of the most attractive people in the world at their absolute peak of boneability with chemistry that could melt steel, a fun script, great direction and some incredible action sequences - if you catch it on tv, how are you not staying till the credits?
Honestly, this was the first and last movie that I enjoyed Jolie in: she was funny, didn't use that stupid, awful one accent that she thinks is brilliant and it was well acted. Unfortunately, it was the last.
I misread pornflick
@@valkyrie9646 you should watch the zombie movie Jolie's in..
The title is Resident Evil.. if you did and your comment still stands.. then what a shame
I hear the cinema sins ding in my head when I’m watching a movie and they do something that doesn’t make sense
LMFAO!!! Me too...
I use the catch phrases lol "skip!"
"Rooooll credits" etc.
My wife has never seen one of these videos, but hears the 'ding' as I do. Last night she 'dinged' a scene in The Resident.
@She Who Shall Not Be Blamed 🤣🤣🤣
@@dancrane3807 LOL 😂 you have to have her watch it!
I just realized that this movie makes SO much more sense if you assume it's set in the John Wick-verse.
That would be cool. Maybe they can cameo in part 4
@@priscillajimenez27 That’s oddly cute
"Hear the bodies hit the floor" what an amazing pun
That's not a pun.
@@amityislandchum yes it is
Let the bodies hit the floor , let the bodies hit the floor
this movie started the pitt and jolie relationship that broke up, cool
That was so long ago
No the movie that would leave Jennifer Aniston heart broken
very cool
@@moarkrabspointlesschanneld8467 I hate comments like this
Yes that is literally the first thing he talked about in this video...
I know this is a "everything wrong with..." video, but all you've done is to make me want to watch the movie again right now!
Almost all of them make me want to do that. Lol! Some of these movies I haven’t seen in a long time.
Never noticed the dude wearing a fight club shirt while talking to Brad Pitt
Then again, that far into the movie I'm usually Sheet faced lol
That's some fight clubian paradoxical shit right there
That's not "Spider-Man-ing", that's "Mary Poppins-ing".
Maybe if there wasn't a wire involved
I was thinking batman
We need a ding for “entanglement”
Oh wait...
@@moarkrabspointlesschanneld8467 ok whatever u say old asian man
Any contractor working on the Death Star knew the risks involved when taking the job.
BUT NOBODY EVER THINKS OF THE HENCHMEN
I love that he references Clerks.
in the books the deathstar was put together by mostly slaves or prisoners the empire had no problems using either
To be fair though: New Yorkers ARE pretty focused on their own matters and would ignore Godzilla if they were late for work.
"The director said 'ceramic apples' and than he passed out like an a**hole." Haaaahahahahahaha.
I love that he commented, "how many peppers does this two-person household need?" I am a Chef and always notice how food is staged in movies. I really appreciated hearing someone else saying what I am thinking.
lmao best line
This movie was awesome. I laughed my ass off multiple times during the movie, thinking :This is EXACTLY how a married murder couple would behave."
4:33 the fact that this wasn't in the script and Angelina just knew the answer should be worthy of a sin off!
I find it hard to believe a very intentional scene wasn’t in the script. It’s not like they leave TV sets running randomly, lol
Lets face it. You had one of two reasons to watch this movie.
For me it was Angelina Jolie. The girl I was dating it was Brad Pitt.
I watched it because of the chemistry between the two of them in the preview. I enjoyed it for the same reason. This was the first movie to make me actually like Brad Pitt as an actor and then immediately why I disliked him as a person lol
One of my favorite guilty pleasure movies of all time. Seen it probably a million times over
"whenever tango music plays at least ONE of the main characters in the scene is lying and is a murderer"
*Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs intensifies*
Damn, I haven't seen that in ages.
What scene was it?
@@alexandererhard2516 It's when Scrat and Scrat-ette tango when fighting for the acorn lol
@@skepticskeksis4242 Oh yeah, that was hilarious.
Thanks for reminding me.
And/or*
True Lies just sitting in the corner pretending not to be there.
This movie introduce me to kerry washington.
@@moarkrabspointlesschanneld8467 That is LITERALLY the dumbest game ever.
This movie introduced me to wishing I was dead
@@syndrome5372 Errr so why did you keep watching it? 🤔
@@dashhill443 depression mostly
She Hate Me was the first movie I saw her.
The chemistry between the leads in this flick is off the charts! 🥰
Me: *just stepping out of the shower*
Cinema Sins: are you sitting there completely nude?
Jeremy, you started it and now you need to fulfill your oath. We need everything wrong with temple of doom and the last crusade
that sounds like one helluvan Indiana Jones sequel...
@Max Selcow +100000 sins for mistaking Last Crusade for Crystal Skull.
We also need Everything Wrong with Final Destination (the entire franchise).
This movie is great. It has a nice blend of light heartedness and action.
Exactly. Pitts funny moments were awesome
"Murder Sex!" Angelina is indeed the "Bone Collector". 🤣🤣🤣
During the minivan chase scene, you skipped the best joke in the movie: "These doors are handy."
I don’t remember this Tomb Raider movie, looks cool.
Have you done "Salt" yet? I feel you should do "Salt" now.
The only reason I watched that trainwreck of a movie is because the highway chase scene was filmed locally to me in Albany, NY....😁
I love ANYTHING where Angelina is being A badd Ass~‼️
God damn, Angelina in this movie was at her peak of hotness.
Gia and Hackers was pretty great too..
I like the point that he makes about Vince Vaughn being miss cast while also being perfectly cast. It’s so true!
Imagine the type of person who would wear CinemaSins merchandise. That's a sin on you, CinemaSins.
I'm a proud owner of a CinemaSins T-shirt...😁
@@KattMurr *ding *
Are you sure it's not a "win", wait wrong channel.
I take sins off for people not wearing merch.
@@CNMU So that type of person
Everything wrong with Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
yes
If you can dodge a wrench...
I fell asleep in the theaters when this came out
Trash
This
Love that movie!!! It would be awesome to sin it!!! Lol...
I love his rant on the efficacies on pot roast
Angelina Jolie almost makes every movie she is in watchable.
Almost
Which film of angelina isnt good o.O? Or not „watchable“ im curious… i dont watch her a lot but sounds like something happened in one of her films xd??
@@cagi77 the tourist
Salt - maybe the highest ‘worst film to best actor’ ratio
My wife and I loved this movie. Sure, it's over the top and completely unrealistic, but a lot of the bickering was spot on in that my wife and I have bickered about similar things, at least topically. Pointless, petty things that nobody but a long term couple could ever really bicker about. I also appreciate that he sinned parts of this movie commenting on the unreality of it while still calling what he was sinning awesome.
I love the sin about the driveway protocol and how that was first year marriage material, not 5-6yrs. Lol.
Do Everything wrong with Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow.
Lovely Futuristic premise but sadly no story. Loved the trailer.
@@annescholey6546 NO STORY?? Its a callback to the comics of old about sci fi and a hero saving the day. Its clearly about Sky Captain and Polly saving the day and the world from Dr Totenkopf. NO STORY????
@@annescholey6546 Even it doesn't help that Angelina Jolie plays a minor role in this film, despite the fact she was heavily featured in most of the advertising (including trailers) and promotional material for this film where we thought she was going to play a major role and be the tertiary protagonist of the film, but in reality she ONLY had like 8-9 minutes of screentime in the film.
Personally, I enjoy the film just for the visuals and Angelina Jolie's character.
Sure he's already done it?
@@Xgendude14 Let's say it's a "comic book" story. The traditional 16- or 32-page long kind.
13:55 fun fact about armoring a car.
Because of all the extra weight that is being added depending on the level of armor put in the car a lot of armored vehicles have either extra Wheels which these vehicles clearly do not or they possess at the minimum modified tires with extremely thick rubber so that they can maintain the PSI needed to drive under that weight. However if you are really dedicated there are tires made that are solid rubber shooting them would do literally nothing to slow down the car.
I would be REALLY interested in hearing why you know this...!
The fact that they don't notice each other's activities is part of the plot.
When Angelina’s hair falls down and she gives that guy THAT look in a leather S&M suit: “Angelina is NOT my girlfriend in this scene.”
... Or an instant 5 sins off! C’mon, Jeremy
@inönu I'm more of a Jennifer guy, but that scene was it
He stopped doing that joke and the lap dance one
I watched more cinemasins videos than actual movies
The whole movie was a primal love making ritual between a peak Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt.
I like it when Cinemasins does older movies that everyone remembers, but I wish they would do older movies that have had a bigger impact. Mr and Mrs Smith is remembered, but nobody remembers it in detail.
The ceramic apples, Tom and Jerry, and not bulletproof tires jokes all killed me. Thank you. Also though, it's hard to imagine Brad Pitt before Brangelina for some reason. I know this wasn't his first big project in any way, shape, or form, but for some reason it feels to me like he didn't exist until this movie came out.
Damn, Jeremy wasn’t kidding when he said “sexy” last week.
Angelina Jolie looked particularly sexy in this movie
@@Omar-wq9dz She’s sexy in everything.
@@thefilmwatcher1302 not as much as 15 years ago...but who does right ?
@@maxim196 True.
"Angelina Jolie is not my girlfriend in this movie...."
Duh, he had the secret room installed when she was away for one of her longer hits.😉
This is one of my favorite movies from my childhood and I always get super nervous when I see a CinemaSins on my faves. But this one was really fair and funny af. I applaud you Jere!
I'd like to add a sin for her sending her car over a cliff and then driving the same car later as they drive home from the restaurant and it doesn't have a dent or a scratch
This movie awakened lots of people’s bisexuality
It awakened my asexuality
Im not attracted to either of them, though I know objectively they are very attractive
Correct!!!
Dude, as a repairman, you can carry really weird machinery out of a building in the city with nobody bqtting an eye.
"Tom Cruise insisted on doing this stunt himself even though he's not in this movie." I literally laughed out loud and woke my wife!
Thanks for letting us know
Sin The Spy Kids movies and Sharkboy and Lavagirl movie
Noooo please dont make him kill my childhood
Sinning Sharkboy and Lavagirl would require a 3 hour video.
I mean it's not Cinemasins but...
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@@-Hyperdryve- seen it
Ive got a better suggestion(i think) baby geniuse
"Tom Cruise insisted on doing this stunt himself, even though he's not in this movie" xD xD xD *LOL*
Am I the only one who hears this guys voice in my head judging every single thing I do
"Tequila d*ck" I'm crying laughin sir. GG XD
Man these 2 are TOO good looking
This video is the epitome of why I love this channel! Dude, you had me laughing too hard on this one!
2:32 & 12:49 reminds me not to drink while you're talking!
I wanna make a movie just to have you sin it!
Now that I realise William Fichtner was in the movie, I agree that he should have had a starring role other than the off screen therapist.
How could you forget he was rained on in "Fight Club"
0:46 his name is Ryan Peake. Don’t you dare disrespect Nickelback like that.
I was really hoping you'd subtract a sin for the "those doors are handy" line in the minivan scene
The real atrocity is that Will “Smith” wasn’t in this movie.
@She Who Shall Not Be Blamed “That’s another sin!”
@She Who Shall Not Be Blamed kinda forgot Willow and jaden since your making jokes or whatever.
What about Smith and Wesson duo ? XD
@@Harfinou Awesome take!!
This movie is basically a two hour version of Spy Vs Spy, but with the spies being opposite genders.
Spy vs Spy? I LOVE those cartoons! XD
“Are you sitting there completely nude”
No... I am lying down
Lara Croft: Zoom Raider is where I broke 😂😂
"THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR" Was probably the reference I enjoyed the most this whole video
"The director said ceramic apples then passed out" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've seen this film 50 times, thank you for making it known to me that William fitchner was the therapist
I saw the scene where they shoot each other in their own homes, and thought it looked like a live action cartoon ...
The Bone Collector. That line was great! Love that movie. Keep up great work! Love your videos.
Actually, in modern parlance, "just doing their jobs" means something.
When they referenced The Bone Collector I was sure they would also mention The Equalizer at the end fight in the store. The abruptly ending is really frustrating, it's like they run out of budget or all these big relevant were occupied with other movies
When you read the title and immediately think of the name Will you know you have a problem
🤣😂🤣😂 “Ceramic Apples!!!” 🤣😂🤣😂
This movie just hit UA-cam for free and had to come back to the sins video after rewatching it. It's still a very fun movie!
The movie actually sets up their relationship as fake, not as troubled. they were each others cover and it wasn't until they found out that they were both assassins that they realize they really do love each other.
I love how he literally mentioned the stupidest details but then he forgot to mention the HUGE mistakes they did like the fact they showed Bogotá like a little town when it’s actually a very big metropolis or the fact that’s they’re dressed like they’re in the Caribbean when Bogotá’s a really cold city or I don’t know maybe that there’s bombs going off here and there like that’s a casual day in Colombia but like yeah that ashtray is totally scandalous
I love this movie when I want background noise, but I love it. BUT IVE WATCH SO MANY OF YOUR SINS...this was by far the funniest you’ve done, so far...
This is one of the first movies my mom buy to our DVD so I watched it a lot of times and I always hate the lack of an ending
Listennn... I would die to have Jolie look at me like that
I think it needs to be a sin that Jane's long hair looks perfect with all that action, sex, and what all else going on.
Haven't watched your channel in awhile. Glad i found my way home.
I actually LOLed several times during this CS. Good job, CS.
The gradual fade to black as they both sit and silently stare at each other (while holding their breathe like a sniper) was creepy!!! I thought they died in the final gun fight, and the marriage counselor was Death collecting his pound of flesh; 'cause they were both cold blooded murders after all.
15:28 bro, John literally says that keeping their picture with him was a rookie mistake
RIGHT?!
"Angelia Jolie really is the Bone Collector!" 😂🤣😂
16:36 Immediate like earned for that whispered-but-somehow-totally-on-beat reference
All I thought of when watching this movie was: omg, they f-ing for real! Holy sht!
IIRC originally the screenplay had a finale fight with Keith David and the woman who played Pitt's boss, and that scene was filmed but it was removed in the final edit. They figured they didn't need a final confrontation.
The Bone Collector joke KILLED ME🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wouldn't have guessed you would have so much praise for this movie, perhaps I should have given it the time of day.
Also, that Clerks reference to ROTJ was 👌