Tool Sucks - Your Favorite Band Sucks Podcast

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  • @michaelwoods9005
    @michaelwoods9005 4 роки тому +159

    Genesis for juggalos.

    • @tylermoulton7294
      @tylermoulton7294 3 роки тому +9

      Hahaha

    • @Soft_Machine
      @Soft_Machine 2 роки тому +6

      💀

    • @DestroyYouAlot
      @DestroyYouAlot 2 роки тому +8

      fuuuuuuuck so accurate

    • @sgshumblecrumb6046
      @sgshumblecrumb6046 2 роки тому +6

      Insane Clown Posse for pretentious progressive/art rock nerds.

    • @greigns7781
      @greigns7781 2 роки тому +7

      Tool is a great starter prog band. You can't throw the weirder shit at people first and expect them to enjoy it

  • @carterrodriquez7494
    @carterrodriquez7494 4 роки тому +63

    You guys are like if Tool was a podcast.

    • @octomondo5270
      @octomondo5270 10 місяців тому +1

      You love to hate them like everyone else

  • @jasonfifi
    @jasonfifi 5 років тому +89

    in light of their new album, and the tool fan hype surrounding it, this episode is evergreen as all hell.

  • @requiem5179
    @requiem5179 4 роки тому +52

    Tool fans are like Apple consumers. In complete denial and forever ready to pay anything for mediocre products.

  • @andrefjbernardo
    @andrefjbernardo 4 роки тому +19

    "The shit you like and the shit you don't like is not what makes you an individual." This is very Tool.

  • @sintheticsounds1686
    @sintheticsounds1686 5 років тому +91

    This is one of the best things Ive heard. Probably got death threats after this one with how unhealthily obsessed tool fans are.

    • @jondoe-nc9qo
      @jondoe-nc9qo 5 років тому +18

      @Ralph Richter Boy bands have more to say and more complicated music than tool. The new album simply is 10 minute songs of nothing but the same t hing over and over. And people call that shit progressive.

    • @jondoe-nc9qo
      @jondoe-nc9qo 5 років тому +2

      @Matthew Anthony I think there are way too many people who once finding out someone disagrees with them need a safe space with play dough and coloring books, how sad.

    • @Jamaixico
      @Jamaixico 4 роки тому +6

      I've listened to Tool enough, but I just can't see what's so great about it. I listened to Nirvana and I honestly think most songs are shit, I'm not sure about this Tool band, but definitely better than Nirvana haha

    • @Unoriginalswine
      @Unoriginalswine 2 роки тому

      @@jondoe-nc9qo wow amazing how trash your taste in music is to summarize it that way haha

    • @Dilley_G45
      @Dilley_G45 4 місяці тому +1

      Not as much as Slayer fans... 😆 and yes I like Thrash Metal

  • @sunoclockoneday2576
    @sunoclockoneday2576 2 роки тому +27

    I have taken psychedelic drugs at a level that some would claim as abuse and the thing it has taught me is to stay as far away from tool as possible

    • @seantillman5266
      @seantillman5266 Рік тому

      Why? I agree, I feel the same way on mushrooms. I am curious what you are feeling/hearing.

    • @420RyanBruce
      @420RyanBruce Рік тому +1

      If your taking acid and jamming to grateful dead and not having a great time, then that's something wrong with you...not thier music.

    • @tomc6583
      @tomc6583 8 місяців тому

      Can you explain why? Please

    • @sunoclockoneday2576
      @sunoclockoneday2576 8 місяців тому

      @@tomc6583 the music is dark and disturbing. Maybe it's enjoyable for some people just not for me.
      As someone else mentioned I rock the Grateful Dead along with Icaros and hindustani classical and it blows me out of my mind every time. Safe travels ✌️

    • @iCookCrystalMeth
      @iCookCrystalMeth 8 місяців тому

      @@sunoclockoneday2576tool has some music that would probably great to trip to. they probably also have some terrible music to trip to

  • @debonaire_nerd
    @debonaire_nerd 3 роки тому +16

    Ah, Tool time!
    Isn't this the band Tim Allen is in?

  • @dackjaniels4205
    @dackjaniels4205 6 років тому +11

    I always thought the same thing everyone always tells me I need to listen to certain albums by them because they're much better but I've listened to all of them and their all boring as fuck

  • @Scipio-Africannabis
    @Scipio-Africannabis 5 років тому +61

    I don't care about Tool or their music, but I DO hate the fact that everyone claims the song with the fibonacci sequence or golden ratio or whatever was literally a genius thing which only a genius could do, but realistically it's just a fucking simple concept who nobody bothered to do before. Treating it like it's an incredible achievement but it's literally nothing.

    • @matthaft2048
      @matthaft2048 2 роки тому

      Eve Maynard James Keenan himself said that he felt it was the musical equivalent of making a dick joke 😂

    • @coryjohnson2486
      @coryjohnson2486 2 роки тому +2

      Lateralus is my favorite song of all time, and I’ve always thought the whole “Fibonacci Sequence” thing is dumb, and it doesn’t matter… it’s just an amazing song 😊

    • @dennycochran5323
      @dennycochran5323 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah...as with much of "Tool" (and I'm a fan...just not a crazy fan) it's simple creativity of a concept that sounds complicated, but isn't really. I do have to give "Tool" credit for their creativity and amazing sound (plus Carey is a best on the kit for sure). You are right about the "Fibonacci" thing...who cares? I always thought it was meaningless as well...haha! Just a novel idea is all.

    • @curly_wyn
      @curly_wyn 2 роки тому

      Yeah, and Maynard literally says that his music isn’t smart at all and that his audience is just stupid and over-analyzes shit.

    • @dribblesg2
      @dribblesg2 Рік тому +1

      In the actual band's defense, Maynard said basically that - it was a simple gimmick and people need to calm down.

  • @RobHellfire666
    @RobHellfire666 2 роки тому +5

    I saw Meshuggah open for Tool in 2002, funny you should have mentioned them...
    Tool was great in the 90's.
    Like it or not, those first few albums will remain classics.
    Out of the 7 times I've seen Tool, seeing them just after 'Undertow' came out in 1993 was one of the most crazy, energetic, and violent shows I've ever seen; to date.
    The ENTIRE crowd was one big mosh pit!!
    Back when they were more of a straightforward metal band..
    As compared to their later music.
    Money, and fame ruined Tool, as is usually the case.
    They absolutely do suck now.
    75$ for a C.D!!?! 🖕

    • @s.miller2648
      @s.miller2648 Рік тому +1

      Correct, Aenima was the last good Tool album.

  • @ScuffedHomie
    @ScuffedHomie 5 років тому +48

    Imagine liking tool lmao

    • @RoninMike-DR
      @RoninMike-DR 5 років тому +5

      Imagine listening to Slipknot... Eeww

    • @ScuffedHomie
      @ScuffedHomie 5 років тому +8

      @Ralph Richter ok if you call 10 minute songs with shitty filler and whiny vocals good then ok. The Pot is tools only good song

    • @biancamichele358
      @biancamichele358 5 років тому +4

      @@ScuffedHomie damn and the pot aint even that good

    • @jonahmorissun5166
      @jonahmorissun5166 5 років тому +3

      @@ScuffedHomie u dont like sober? I know people who like avenged sevenfold 🤢🤮 now those are some shit vocals

    • @holyshit1916
      @holyshit1916 5 років тому +1

      Trimmer Undertow and Aenima have some great songs, and i would say “The Grudge” is their best song.

  • @AllYourFache
    @AllYourFache 5 років тому +42

    I’m absolutely terrified of walking into a bar and seeing someone with a Tool shirt.

    • @RoninMike-DR
      @RoninMike-DR 5 років тому +3

      Why? Lol this is so stupid. Why are you such a pussy scared of a shirt?

    • @chronovac
      @chronovac 5 років тому +1

      @@RoninMike-DR on the off chance that you would have to talk to that person

    • @RoninMike-DR
      @RoninMike-DR 5 років тому

      @@chronovac why would you need to talk anyone?

    • @heckicusdoomicuswizardus1382
      @heckicusdoomicuswizardus1382 5 років тому +12

      @@RoninMike-DR you wouldn't, they go up to you and say HEY DO YOU KNOW LATERALUS IS BUILT ON THE FIBONACCI SEQUENCE

    • @RoninMike-DR
      @RoninMike-DR 5 років тому +2

      @@heckicusdoomicuswizardus1382 this is generalisation, I guess when you meet one you have met them all kinda deal, lol. Your just making stuff up lol.

  • @ummon995
    @ummon995 5 років тому +50

    Tool is my guilty pleasure and you dudes are making my guilt very palpable lol
    Good rant :)

    • @KosMik_Skul
      @KosMik_Skul 4 роки тому +4

      How so? They didn't really break down the music or lyrics. I still love Tool. I don't feel guilty. These guys are just hipster jerkoff elitists. I've listened to a couple episodes n only one was legitimately funny which is ironic since they're catagorized as comedy & also music critics. Lol critics are the worst. Especially critics with podcasts cuz they have no one to argue or debate with do it's just then jerking themselves n reach other off.
      The only thing actually talk about in this episode, with the exception of a few snide uninformed comments that took no real thought or intelligence to make, was the Phenomenon of Tool n mostly not even that but a specific group of fans. Pretty low cheap. Similar to the Led Zeppelin episode. I can't believe I listened to both these so the way through. The LZ episode was a lil better but this one was just terrible.
      N I'm not just saying that bcuz I'm a fan of Tool. I can handle ppl disagreeing with me n not looking the same thing as me but don't label n generalize everyone who likes a band according to the worst elements of the fan base. That's like saying all black ppl r drug dealers n bad ppl bcuz a large group of them are. It's the same logic.
      Tool have legitimately improved my life by introducing me to Bill Hicks, Carl Jung n so soooo much more and I love their music, they've inspired me to be creative n open my mind n they're quality artists.
      This episode was garbage. There only funny part was how meta, ironic, n hypocritical it was. These guys literally have a fucking PODCAST not a talk show where they interact with fans or other ppl n just criticize ppl who create art, they wouldn't even have a show if it wasn't for these bands, they contribute nothing, except for an occasional laugh or interesting bit of trivia. And in this episode they don't even go after the band much, they go after the fans. Wtf... lame.
      I'm not wasting anymore time with them. There's so much other stuff to do or listen to.

    • @Owen-ne6pe
      @Owen-ne6pe 4 роки тому +3

      Meester MikeL the point of this podcast is too piss of and make fun of fans of the band they hardly go in depth about the music lol

    • @KosMik_Skul
      @KosMik_Skul 4 роки тому

      @@Owen-ne6pe which if that's true kinda makes them look stupid when they talk shit about bands or ppl trying to be "edgy" huh? Don't u think?! Fuck these guys.
      No not bcuz they don't like Tool or made fun of them. But bcuz they're hypocritical immature morons oh n boring.

    • @randyshottonight35
      @randyshottonight35 3 роки тому +6

      @@KosMik_Skul your whining is even longer and more poorly written than a tool song

    • @KosMik_Skul
      @KosMik_Skul 3 роки тому +1

      @@randyshottonight35 whatever not as much as the podcast sucks n it's fans.

  • @CanadianPrepper
    @CanadianPrepper 5 років тому +8

    1) Ive never liked Tool arrogantly or mocked people who dont.
    2) Every song sounds similiar because they have their own distinct sound, many bands try to do that and fail. Is this a criticism?
    3) The music isn't complex enough? Damn near every top 40 track of the last 50 years is a few chords, it appears nothing short of Beethoven would satisfy and I'm sure you would call the fans elitist.
    4) You generalize that every tool fan is a preacher with a tool shirt. If you've ever been to one of their concerts you would see that half the crowd is white collars that you would never peg for a Tool fan.
    5) Your main criticism is the sanctimonious attitude of "tool fans" (already shown to be a baseless strawman) and the whole rant is an ad hominem attack claiming your own superior taste in music.
    6) Its not shakespeare or Robert Frost, there is no mysteries of the universe being unraveled but it provides people with a sombre backdrop to contemplate their existence. Your comment about not wanting to hear about Maynards struggle to find god as annoying is the dumbest thing I've ever heard, so what they hell can anyone sing about that is worthy enough of your attention? Hookers and blow?
    The fact that Maynard criticizes himself and had one song where he critiques fans that call him a sell out is testament to their perfectionism. I'm not saying their perfect nor care to convince you but unless this was a really well acted troll you guys have no idea what you're talking about.

    • @unclejoe1917
      @unclejoe1917 4 роки тому +1

      Three minute songs about hookers and blow are the best.

  • @ohheyfukyoo337
    @ohheyfukyoo337 4 роки тому +21

    The only thing that sucks more than Tool fans is Tool.

  • @AbsoluteRecoil
    @AbsoluteRecoil 5 років тому +34

    Whenever I see someone mention tool, or anything related to them internally I die a little and cringe

    • @lukdb
      @lukdb 5 років тому +5

      @Jeremy Harris because looking at Tool based on how others talk about it is the standard for what to think about this band, nevermind actually listening and coming up with your own reasons.

    • @baronbeefcake4701
      @baronbeefcake4701 4 роки тому +4

      @Levels Of Rage God forbid people have passion about music.

  • @joeyperrone3168
    @joeyperrone3168 4 місяці тому +2

    Perfect Circle has 1 good song. 1 and we all know what song Im talking about. And on that note why would I want to listen to another band with the same singer, because it just sounds like the other band they're in?

  • @matchboxcody
    @matchboxcody 5 років тому +35

    Tool: the official soundtrack of being so pretentious that you won’t allow your music to stream on anything other than UA-cam for the sole reason of not wanting to be mainstream
    Edit: I learned Schism on bass, and the hardest part really is trying to remember if you’re about to go into a chorus or if you’re about to hit the middle of the song.

    • @PerpetualArt
      @PerpetualArt 5 років тому +4

      You must be a special kind of idiot. They are streaming on spotify you moron.

    • @maxhancock4953
      @maxhancock4953 4 роки тому +1

      matchboxcody you’re a fucking idiot

  • @evanstarr846
    @evanstarr846 3 роки тому +15

    Everyone has their own taste, but if you're an average rock listener like the guy in the reddit post then of course tool will sound like the most mindblowing thing and to an extent they have some interesting music, but if you really dive into other music then you'd realize their is MUCH more "complex" or "smart" music out there that makes tool seem smaller than people think.

    • @jordanbodkin3517
      @jordanbodkin3517 3 роки тому +1

      Can I know what those other musicians are? Idrc about this whole ranking of people like “oh my god tool is the best thing ever” but I do really enjoy there music and think it’s very unique. So I’d be curious to know what bands make you think their music isn’t all that crazy.

    • @evanstarr846
      @evanstarr846 3 роки тому +1

      @@jordanbodkin3517tool is definitely progressive and unique. its not a hierarchy or anything, I enjoy some tool myself but its annoying when close minded people hear them and think it's superior to all other music. there's just a huge variety of things out there is what I'm saying, when it come to tool, they're a good psychedelic progressive grunge band IMO. They don't really branch out of their formulas so the cool aspects of them get worn out for me. When I hear classical music or AFX or close to the edge by yes it can sound more "complex" to me than tool. But it doesn't mean anything. Its not a hierarchy like I said.

    • @WillJM81280
      @WillJM81280 3 роки тому +3

      Yet you couldn’t be bothered to give any examples.

    • @flagmuffin1221
      @flagmuffin1221 Рік тому +1

      @@jordanbodkin3517 Dillinger Escape Plan, Tesseract, Meshuggah, Car Bomb, Between the Buried & Me, Animals As Leaders, The Dear Hunter (not metal, but one of todays best prog rock bands), Thank You Scientist. All of these bands are musically crazier than Tool.
      Tool's use of "odd" time signatures is honestly incredibly basic compared to anything Dillinger, Meshuggah, Tesseract, BTBAM or Car Bomb does. It's laughable.

    • @tahamohammedi5898
      @tahamohammedi5898 11 місяців тому

      ​@@flagmuffin1221those are some of the most well known artists in the underground scene and some of the least interesting I'll give you some real obscure innovative progressive music, Kayo Dot, maudlin of the Well, Pan of Salvation, Tiamat, Katatonia, Fantomas

  • @elektrotripper
    @elektrotripper 5 років тому +11

    Being a Tool fan myself: Thanks a lot for this, it´s hilarious:-)

  • @Betta66
    @Betta66 2 роки тому +6

    I have my own podcast and we just did an episode about Tool, including a bit where the episode's co-host calls Tool fans the Kanye fans of metal. For most of the episodes, which are uploaded to UA-cam, we're lucky if we get 50 views. In the five days since we uploaded our Tool episode, it has gotten over 1800 views. And after reading some of the comments there, hearing you tear the Tool fans a new one provided some nice catharsis. So thank you.

  • @_nikkiknox2852
    @_nikkiknox2852 3 роки тому +8

    I cant lie, I love Tool...
    That said... my god you two are 100% right 😅

  • @FunboyMacphallush
    @FunboyMacphallush 8 місяців тому +2

    Why King Crimson? Why demean yourselves by touring with Tool?

  • @peakay8587
    @peakay8587 3 роки тому +6

    I love Tool but am having trouble finding arguments to rebuttal their points...

  • @gigoty5796
    @gigoty5796 5 років тому +9

    "So if someone comes along and doesnt like something you like and that's a dealbreaker for you, you're a peice of shit" lol I like em

    • @ritocardenas2248
      @ritocardenas2248 3 роки тому +2

      Right? Like no irony in that what so ever lol

  • @nihilist1280
    @nihilist1280 4 роки тому +6

    People who constantly complain about Tool fans are just as bad as Tool fans.

  • @jorje0068
    @jorje0068 2 роки тому +7

    I'm actually going to get a Tool shirt specifically due to this podcast.

    • @xviphoenix69
      @xviphoenix69 2 роки тому

      You should also go around your city wearing a puscifer shirt as well because you just might be the definition of one. 😂

  • @1985cmk
    @1985cmk 4 роки тому +15

    I’m a little older now. Tool actually is my favorite band. This is really good. I was kinda that dude they talk about, listening to this is like listening to your own voice recorded. “Every tool fan thinks they’re not one of the bad ones”

  • @drial
    @drial 5 років тому +9

    I liked Tools first ep. Opiate. shorter songs. Had it on tape. Got me away from listening to hair bands like poison .I'm back to hair bands now. much happier. Good broadcast.

    • @Evilsilentresident
      @Evilsilentresident 5 років тому +1

      I bet hair metal bands made you gay again.

    • @jondoe-nc9qo
      @jondoe-nc9qo 5 років тому +2

      @@jeffstuart4424 To be fair hair metal bands have a lot more talent. Most of those bands have guitarists who can actually play solos. Some of those bands have singers who can actually sing. Most of those bands understand how to construct a song. Tool doesn't have any of those htings. Instead they just sing about anally fisting someone. Yeah real special.

    • @jeffstuart4424
      @jeffstuart4424 5 років тому +1

      @@jondoe-nc9qo your right! You listen to any 80s song and its got great guitar solos. Lot of people judge them for being glam metal but if you actually listen they could play. Far better then nirvana. Nirvana has 5 songs I like so I'm not hating on them but honestly they were way overrated. They weren't great musicians. They just came up with something different when everyone was burned out on hair metal. To me Alice in chains was far better. But back to 80s of the greatest guitarist list I'm pretty positive most come from the 80s.

    • @jondoe-nc9qo
      @jondoe-nc9qo 5 років тому +1

      @@jeffstuart4424 I'll be honest. I've mostly been indifferent to the band, liked a few songs until I understood their meanings. It was largely the new album. A bunch of 10 minute songs that don't change for at least the first 6 minutes of each song, couldn't give each song more than that and I like long songs. That was when I really stopped and realized what they really are. The only conclusion I could come up with especially with the new album is it must be music made for people who are high, and that's fine for those people. I don't hate anyone for liking them, their choice, but I can't call them talented when their music doesn't show it. Helll the break in the previously mentioned song I don't know what they're doing but it sounds like the guy is raping his guitar and everyone back in the day loved it.

    • @jeffstuart4424
      @jeffstuart4424 5 років тому +2

      @@jondoe-nc9qo couldn't agree more. I grew up listening to rush, black Sabbath, van Halen, dream theatre, 80s metallica, and so many more talented band's. Rush made a few 10 minute songs and there was so much going on that the song didn't seem 10 minutes. Not a huge rush fan but I understand why people are because they are so talented. This new tool song feels like an eternity. Sounds pretty similar to the last album they made as well. When people say tool is talented I pretty much laugh! Other then Cary they're pretty average. So many more talented band's people are completely missing. It would take me the length of the new tool song to list all of them lol. Not cause I need to think but cause its so many

  • @th3gr81
    @th3gr81 5 років тому +11

    I seriously thought I was the only one who hates Tool and A Perfect Circle ⭕️ Anything Maynard touches sounds like shit, the same song over and over again.

    • @fyourgoat9143
      @fyourgoat9143 4 роки тому +1

      low and slow...take a big long shit...over and over and over again...the heroin experience

    • @jayspin8093
      @jayspin8093 4 роки тому

      actually sounds like you describing most death and black metal

    • @joshuafult84
      @joshuafult84 4 роки тому

      +Joseph Santiago Crazy part is Manyard never seems to change his vocal sound and tone all these years. Every band and song he sings/been in sounds the same.

  • @jc1424
    @jc1424 3 роки тому +10

    This is like a pretentious argument against a pretentious fanbase. tbh I just find it entertaining.

  • @hotlanta35
    @hotlanta35 5 років тому +10

    Tool blows

  • @disposablehopesofficial4623
    @disposablehopesofficial4623 4 роки тому +5

    Lmao, I'm just not interested in hearing someone struggle with God 😂😂😂

  • @thedevilizer6669
    @thedevilizer6669 5 місяців тому +1

    I really like Lateralus and 10 000 days and I have to say that Danny Carey is one hell of a drummer.
    The thing I really dislike are the idiot fans of the band

  • @hihello-sx1sx
    @hihello-sx1sx 5 років тому +16

    I love this podcast so much

  • @marilynmansonisfat5226
    @marilynmansonisfat5226 5 років тому +13

    Tool is great if you like slow, dull shit music that would bore my fucking grandma to tears.

    • @Mxulin
      @Mxulin 2 роки тому

      Nice name

    • @vibratoryuniverse308
      @vibratoryuniverse308 2 роки тому

      It really is like watching paint dry. But, like Rick and Morty, you need a 3000 IQ to truly appreciate it

    • @AITreeBranches
      @AITreeBranches 2 роки тому

      @@vibratoryuniverse308 What? I bet you don't get 10% of the references in Rick and Morty.

  • @jdthornton78
    @jdthornton78 5 років тому +34

    Thank you very much. I laughed so hard at this - so much of this is true and describes 80% of the Tool fans I have encountered. I am one who loves quite a bit of complex music (prog metal, some prog rock, shred, technical death metal, technical thrash metal, some jazz fusion, some classical, for example, in addition to many types of 'non-complex' music), but Tool have always bored me.

    • @jdthornton78
      @jdthornton78 5 років тому +15

      @Eric Byrd Indeed they are...I tried to appreciate them from multiple angles and at different times in my life, and each time I came to the same conclusion - Tool's music is nothing special. It is boring, repetitive pabulum masquerading as something "complex" or "proggy." The so-called "intelligent" lyrics could have been written by an angsty, pretentious teenager.

    • @RoninMike-DR
      @RoninMike-DR 5 років тому +2

      Oooh he likes "complex music" define complex music for me please. Lol what a fucking tool.

    • @RoninMike-DR
      @RoninMike-DR 5 років тому +1

      @@jdthornton78 taste and beauty are subjective. Of course your opinion is the most attractive to you that's why it's your opinion and not mine, is this "too complex" to understand? What a bunch of tools.

    • @jdthornton78
      @jdthornton78 5 років тому +1

      @Ralph Richter Pink Floyd and Rush come to mind.

    • @RoninMike-DR
      @RoninMike-DR 5 років тому +1

      @@jdthornton78 I love Pink Floyd, I don't really like Rush... This topic is so subjective who could have thunk that?

  • @jkemp6791
    @jkemp6791 Рік тому +1

    Hey! I like Porcupine Tree and Radiohead! But yeah, Tool is trash.

  • @Bigd843
    @Bigd843 4 роки тому +7

    All Tool is, is a bunch of open and close octaves with guitars tuned to drop D.

    • @jeomemo
      @jeomemo 4 роки тому

      well arent you a fucking genius are you going to start your own band or do you have one already

    • @Bigd843
      @Bigd843 4 роки тому +2

      @@jeomemo maybe

    • @ushio1087
      @ushio1087 3 роки тому

      @@Bigd843 because he was a rhythm guitarist? You dont expect a rhythm player to play lead lmao. Smart ass.

  • @johncappella75
    @johncappella75 2 роки тому +1

    Wrong didn't even watch it wouldn't change my opinion maniard is a dork but there drummer in one of the best ask anyone

  • @alexfreeman7979
    @alexfreeman7979 5 років тому +49

    this podcast is an absolute gem

    • @how8765
      @how8765 4 роки тому +1

      dave fuck hey are u still backing in Edmonton bud?

  • @deanlangley4003
    @deanlangley4003 5 років тому +17

    Their new album is boring

  • @defleppardsucks5189
    @defleppardsucks5189 5 років тому +11

    Radiohead and Tool are so slow, dull and boring. You'd have to be on heroin to think it was exciting.

    • @RoninMike-DR
      @RoninMike-DR 5 років тому

      So does Bach Cello Suite #1 suck together with Yoyo Ma? The real tools are the people who don't understand how subjective music taste is. As I read and listened to, not even 10 min of the podcast I realize how general and vague the criticism is. Tool is right, what a bunch of tools in over a year this podcast has 95 likes and 83 dislikes lol...

    • @defleppardsucks5189
      @defleppardsucks5189 5 років тому +1

      @@RoninMike-DR You're comparing Tool and Radiohead to Bach? Fuck off.

    • @ElkWolfvHymn
      @ElkWolfvHymn 4 роки тому

      @Ralph Richter.......explain this?

    • @glennshuman4770
      @glennshuman4770 3 роки тому

      Good idea.

    • @Mxulin
      @Mxulin Рік тому

      radiohead actually is

  • @kionihernandez356
    @kionihernandez356 2 роки тому +4

    i wish that "pieces fit" joke would've been used more on the pod. Gut busted 😂😂😂

  • @actavisprime514
    @actavisprime514 3 роки тому +5

    I just like their bass.

  • @carpenoctem775
    @carpenoctem775 Рік тому +1

    They really are a boring band musically. And live too.

  • @dronniebrascowtf
    @dronniebrascowtf 2 роки тому +3

    Another good thing about Deftones is that they never stayed with the same styles they always tried sum new. They make good music and it's just as spacey and weird like tool but they don't front intelligence

  • @dennycochran5323
    @dennycochran5323 2 роки тому +1

    Agreed about when he talks about "God"...I cannot stand his "spirituality" shit...

  • @redwing7583
    @redwing7583 5 років тому +9

    I like tools music. But they’re just one of many bands I like. Video was funny and is exactly why I don’t buy tool merch. The super fans are cringeeee

  • @jaydean7924
    @jaydean7924 4 роки тому +3

    Roast the fuck outta Bad Religion. PLEASE.

  • @kaidemelloch12
    @kaidemelloch12 3 роки тому +4

    I love tool but I honestly agree based off their last album that Maynard's over the whole band

  • @stopthephilosophicalzombie9017
    @stopthephilosophicalzombie9017 2 роки тому +2

    Tool sucks, but so does Dillinger Escape Plan.

  • @winstonjaquez3996
    @winstonjaquez3996 5 років тому +5

    Alienated myself back in 2001 when Lateralus came out, i thought they were It, but then i discovered other bands through the years, greater bands than tool, and since 10k, which was kind of a failure, like leftovers from their previous album, and since those years until now, been let down by the band, actin like douchebags primadonnas, treatin their audience disrespectful, thing is that i believe they are totally overrated,maybe they are good, but for me they are just not that great anymore, guess i got smart imo lol

  • @Donkypunchrr
    @Donkypunchrr 2 роки тому +3

    Just spent the last 3 weeks going through all your videos. It slowly dawned on me that you guys are naming off all of the bands my brother used to force me to listen to. I thought I didn't like Tool because my brother sucked, but it turns out the bands also sucks; in addition to him sucking.

    • @JBThax
      @JBThax 2 роки тому +4

      You should go to a papa roach concert then.

    • @悪臭-p9p
      @悪臭-p9p 2 роки тому

      Lol

  • @sentienthotdog2353
    @sentienthotdog2353 2 роки тому +2

    I don't consider myself a "Tool fan", but I like some of the music. This may surprise you, but there are some of us who don't buy into all the mystical bullshit and just like to listen to them, especially Danny Carey on the drums.

  • @joshuafult84
    @joshuafult84 4 роки тому +4

    I agree the songs I've heard from Tool all the instrumentals sound the same and Manyard never ever seems to sing in a different tone at all.

    • @blankearth5840
      @blankearth5840 4 роки тому

      Joshua Fult - or maybe that’s just how he prefers to sing. Check out a perfect circles new album, Maynard definitely went different paths in that one

    • @joshuafult84
      @joshuafult84 4 роки тому

      @@blankearth5840 Yup Manyard is a great singer I just mean as far as in the Tool songs he tends to not change his vocal style

  • @Mxulin
    @Mxulin 2 роки тому +3

    Massive TOOL fan here but this is funny

  • @thomasjefferson8629
    @thomasjefferson8629 5 років тому +10

    Welcome to the Great Hipster Bar of the Internet, where every [real tool] who has never played in a band has an opinion to offer. No wonder this channel has only 1.5k subs. Go play music, you real tools. Go learn to sing full scales, go learn to drum like Danny, go learn to write lyrics that hook people for decades.

    • @YourFavoriteBandSucksPodcast
      @YourFavoriteBandSucksPodcast  5 років тому +6

      LoL

    • @RoninMike-DR
      @RoninMike-DR 5 років тому +2

      That's all they have to offer an LOL, in this perticular pod cast (it's the only pod cast I have listened from YFBS, and not even 10 min of it) these guys become exactly what they are criticizing by thinking they are smarter than Tool fans because they listen to Mashuggah, lol it's such an oxymoron. They make very false statements like more albums means the band is better, the more complex the better the quality ect. These are pompous hypocritical fan boys that are mad their favorite bands don't have an army like Tool, they make it so obvious from the very beginning. My favorite band of all time has to be Pink Floyd, but I guess based on these fools logic they suck as well because they are not complex enough. Mashuggah really? It's been over a year since this was posted, it has a little over 3k views, 95 likes and 83 dislikes and only 80 comments mostly from people that don't know about music. Mashuggah really? I recommend Herbie Hancock's Chameleon followed by Abbasando by Avion Travel, a little Orange Blossom Ya Sidi, chase it with some death metal opera like Epica's Phantom's Agony, some Peach, Kehmmis' Bereaved and top it off with Vivaldi's 4 Seasons The Winter. Just flexed for you fools, Mashuggah really? What a fucking joke.

    • @anttt7993
      @anttt7993 4 роки тому +3

      @@RoninMike-DR these guys are entertaining...but yeah, very lacking in the way of musical credibility. or contrarian for the sake of being so.

    • @悪臭-p9p
      @悪臭-p9p 2 роки тому +3

      Lmao I even hate Tool and I've worked with Alex Grey and Tool projects over the years. You guys are embarrassing if you're being serious. LOL

    • @greigns7781
      @greigns7781 2 роки тому +1

      @@悪臭-p9p worked with? I'm not buying that

  • @eugenesis8188
    @eugenesis8188 10 місяців тому +6

    My theory is that Maynard is just some kind of weird genius at making really simple things seem way deeper than they are. These guys are talking about how tool's logo, and their career as a whole, is deeper than it actually is, while talking about how tool sucks. They're literally doing the same thing tool fans do while talking about tool fans.

  • @danosoprano5853
    @danosoprano5853 Рік тому +1

    The new tool album was horrible

  • @MajicFreeman
    @MajicFreeman 2 роки тому +2

    i know for a fact tyler didn't always hate tool and it's clear from listening to this that they don't really, it's mostly their fans

  • @rileyklingensmith5967
    @rileyklingensmith5967 4 роки тому +2

    I’m a tool fan for purely the music. The fans are indeed some of the shittiest people. I don’t think I’m smarter than anyone for liking tool. If everyone thought that no one would give the fan base a second thought

  • @lukdb
    @lukdb 5 років тому +3

    lol Rosetta Stoned is awesome.
    "God damn
    Shit the bed!"

  • @Raaxshas
    @Raaxshas 3 роки тому +1

    Do some research before you make an opinion. "Did tool fans hear of Meshuggah " lmfaoooo most tool fans listen to very few bands and meshugfah is one of them..meshuggah themselves played with tool and respect them for what they contributed to metal. Every album gradually evolved lyrically and it clearly shows you guys haven't spent time on their work. You guys jumped on a bandwagon with hollow opinions

  • @omieg89
    @omieg89 3 роки тому +2

    Tool fans definitely pretentious and I might be one of them but these guys are odd because they’re also acting pretentious. Meshuggah and Dillinger Escape Plan are ok but nowhere as memorable for me. But to each their own.

    • @Raaxshas
      @Raaxshas 3 роки тому

      They just shit on every band in their podcast so that they get views .they are the real tool heads with nothing to contribute but negativity.i would love to see them write a song lol

    • @omieg89
      @omieg89 3 роки тому

      @@Raaxshas they didn’t even have much substance to their argument. At the end of the day, music is pretty subjective so it’s hard to explain the emotions I feel when I listen to my favorite musicians. But I watched a few of their other videos and it just sounds like this is these guys’d schtick. Good for them. It got me to watch so it did the job I guess.

  • @jcbermudez88
    @jcbermudez88 3 роки тому +2

    Closeted tool fan here. I agree with this 100 percent. (Maybe not closeted but I don’t shit on other ppl that hate what I like)

  • @Thrashman-ye4cf
    @Thrashman-ye4cf 4 роки тому +3

    Just subscribed yesterday. Plenty of work listening material now. I've been looking for a good music podcast for a while. You guys are hilarious.

  • @mick9540
    @mick9540 2 роки тому +1

    I heard one record in the 90s. Boring.

  • @richiecook2305
    @richiecook2305 2 роки тому +3

    Damn dudes. Thanks for the free therapy session!

  • @tylermoulton7294
    @tylermoulton7294 3 роки тому +2

    Fuck you got me good haha. I wanted to say so much to you guys that I kept feeding into the points that you kept making so I'm just going to say I f**** really love what you guys said made me laugh so hard . Speechless 😂

  • @mattgrant5341
    @mattgrant5341 2 роки тому +2

    Tool sucks? I hear no lies

  • @tom-ov6mw
    @tom-ov6mw 2 місяці тому

    My favorite thing about tool is the music is profound but also a bunch of nonsense bullshit and half the music is just making fun of the audience. It’s great. Im definitely a shitty tool fan.

  • @livingbreath
    @livingbreath 7 місяців тому

    The fans in their acid afterglow exaggerate their excitement, but it’s all about how technical, but how simple it is simultaneously. Technical music is usually hard to groove to. But Tool makes it work. The lyrics are sometimes deep, sometimes joking. It’s the balance of the whole thing. Most of all, music is hardly ever self reflecting lyrically. The lyrics literally lead people to be better people. That’s why people love it. That being said, the riffs are sometimes way too simple, the last two albums fucking sucked badly, and they are struggling at being what they used to be because good art comes from life struggles, which they probably no longer have for the most part. The music is not hard to play by yourself, but as a band that covered their most complex songs, it’s putting the instruments together that is the most technical. The relationship between the instruments, mathematically, is absolutely insane. Its hard to explain, but when they do those things, most of the time they are supplementing the concept of the whole song, and the thought behind it is admirable, whether or not being necessary

  • @allenwilhelm7799
    @allenwilhelm7799 Рік тому +1

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Tool. The lyrics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Alchemical symbolism most of the lyrics will go over a typical listener’s head. There's also Danny Carey’s Enochian magic, which is deftly woven into his drumming - his personal philosophy draws heavily on Gnostic and Hermetic literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this music, to realize that they're not just melodic- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Tool truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the symbolism in “ Maynard’s Dick” which itself is a cryptic reference to 6 inches. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Tool’s genius unfolds itself in their ears. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Fibonacci tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

  • @Alfredo78666
    @Alfredo78666 2 роки тому +1

    You should do a podcast about what's probably the only band more overrated that this turd: Meshuggah. What a vocalist, huh!

    • @somewhatsomething4882
      @somewhatsomething4882 2 роки тому

      Early Meshuggah, up to I (2004) Jens was good. Even on obzen, but on the last 3 albums he's gone downhill. As has the band.

  • @dragonyoshi1
    @dragonyoshi1 6 місяців тому

    I like Adam Jones chunky funky riffs him and morello were buds so they have tendencies like each other I listened to prison sex like 18 times in a row once but I don't mistake running length for technicality or eclecticism and I have never claimed that a spiral saved my life.

  • @Alix777.
    @Alix777. 2 роки тому +3

    This is fucking hilarious

  • @RVsoloman5000
    @RVsoloman5000 3 роки тому +12

    Me listening to this while wearing Tool shirt

    • @corninyourpoop
      @corninyourpoop 3 роки тому +1

      lol me about to get in my car with a Tool sticker on it

    • @gregwilliams5637
      @gregwilliams5637 2 роки тому +3

      Because you're awesome and so is Tool!

    • @holoceph3916
      @holoceph3916 10 місяців тому

      It’s healthy to roast your own favorite band and fan base and practice humility. It’s what Maynard would want you to do

  • @bryanwelch6209
    @bryanwelch6209 3 роки тому +1

    Wait you guys hated on queen for never sounding the same but tool sounds the same and you still don't like it. I'm a big tool fan but I don't look down on people that don't like them. Just as I don't hate on people that don't like an ipa.

  • @rileyklingensmith5967
    @rileyklingensmith5967 4 роки тому +2

    People hate tool fans because they are so defensive for no reason.

  • @TheRiverLeW
    @TheRiverLeW 4 роки тому +13

    Along with Radiohead, Tool always struck me as a band you *put on* to feel smarter than someone else rather than *listen to* because you enjoy them.

    • @Hunkeykung
      @Hunkeykung 4 роки тому +2

      Agree. But Radiohead has some really good songs though. If they were from Britney Spears I would have liked them as well

    • @michaels7159
      @michaels7159 3 роки тому

      Nah, they both have some really good songs. More so Radiohead than Tool.

    • @Mxulin
      @Mxulin 2 роки тому

      I put them on to feel some sort of emotion rather than silence tbh

    • @michaelwills1926
      @michaelwills1926 9 місяців тому

      Add sonic youth to this list

  • @TomasBridal
    @TomasBridal Місяць тому

    I work at a School of Rock and can confirm, these kids love Tool. And Rush.

  • @gdn86
    @gdn86 2 роки тому +1

    So far, this is more shitting on Tool fans rather than the band itself, which I agree. A bit over 8 minutes in. And yeah, telling anyone you actually like some Tool songs, is probably not socially acceptable.

  • @aaronrindlisbacher2717
    @aaronrindlisbacher2717 5 років тому +7

    I love that you mention meshuggah. A band that opened for tool for their lateralus tour and who have called tool the best band in the world. Tool is the reason I listen to meshuggah. Guess you dont know tool fans as well as you think.

  • @livinghere1972
    @livinghere1972 3 роки тому +7

    I got talked into buying lateralus once (when it was released). I was very bored listening to it. It sounded like it was just trying hard to be serious and complex, but felt very empty of any soul. I gave the album away the following week.

  • @troloosauhund8747
    @troloosauhund8747 3 роки тому +1

    Lets be honest, TOOL have 1 S-Tier album, 2 A-Tier album and 10'000/Fear Inoculum sucks ass

  • @Mikeoxlonggggggg
    @Mikeoxlonggggggg 10 місяців тому

    I think the fanbase does more damage to their reputation than their actual music, still I'm a fan.

  • @mikeydflyingtoaster
    @mikeydflyingtoaster Місяць тому

    Feels like you went into that Reddit post with a definite idea of what you were hoping to find

  • @danosoprano5853
    @danosoprano5853 Рік тому

    I like tool however there's a lot of truth to what you guys are saying. The drummer is like, "Look how great I am I play Polly rhythms!!!!

    • @Mxulin
      @Mxulin 5 місяців тому

      He never says that

  • @matthewlocke1942
    @matthewlocke1942 3 роки тому +1

    Isn't this guys dad the guy that wrote all those racist country songs?

  • @sstaners1234
    @sstaners1234 8 місяців тому

    🤣 I literally just watched a video with these guys and one of them had on a Tool shirt.

  • @spencerkowalski1602
    @spencerkowalski1602 2 роки тому +5

    Tool: How to Start a Cult 101
    "Does it work?"
    "Have you SEEN their fanbase?"
    "Touché"

  • @leroyjenkins4811
    @leroyjenkins4811 3 роки тому +1

    The only reason I didn’t like Tool was because they refused to release their albums in digital format for the longest time. But they finally joined the rest of us in the digital age and realized nobody buys Compact Disc at Best Buy anymore. I haven’t owned a CD player in years.
    I completely understand Maynard hating his band because he despises his fans. The fans end up attributing a level of hero worship to him and the band that he’s not comfortable with when he just wanted to make music. And yes, those people are stoned out of their minds on drugs. The fans thinks it’s deep when Maynard never did. And he hates it.
    The difference between Tool and the Grateful Dead is that the Dead and their fans believe their bullshit while Maynard despises the fans for believing bullshit that he knows is bullshit.
    I like Tool. I rarely tell people I do. I certainly don’t go on at length about how it changed my life or something. It’s good music. That’s about it. What else do you really want me to say? Some Tool fans talk like if you listen to the band, all the secrets of the universe will suddenly be revealed. That won’t happen.
    If Maynard let them, Tool fans would turn him into a cult leader and that’s something he doesn’t want. He tries to be sarcastic, satirical, and even rude to the fans at concerts to let them know in roundabout ways he doesn’t take them or the band that seriously and his words fall on deaf ears.
    It must really suck for him. A man has to make a living some how. Unfortunately, he keeps having to do Tool because none of his side projects are as successful or have lasted as long as Tool has. Imagine the hell of keeping on having to do the thing you hate just to stay wealthy. No wonder it takes so long for them to make records. To his and Tool’s credit, they do a relatively good job each time and give the fans what they want. They are consistent and the formula hasn’t changed.

  • @s.miller2648
    @s.miller2648 Рік тому +2

    That's hilarious, 10,000 days is just lateralis b sides, but they're idiot fans think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread.

    • @hank35682
      @hank35682 Рік тому +1

      That’s a great way to go about life “because I hate something that other people love their all idiots” just a bunch ego filled drivel 🤡 thats acting more hostile then a rabid tool fan, just sayin

  • @toddish10
    @toddish10 11 місяців тому

    My friend who really loves Tool took me to see them a few years ago. I knew maybe a few songs from the first album, and had background heard a few other albums over my life. I left the show midway through and waited for my friend in a shitty dive-bar full of homeless people and it was better than the Tool show. The light show was not as awesome as it was made out to be, go see Roger Waters.

    • @Mxulin
      @Mxulin 5 місяців тому

      Close minded issues

  • @srap79
    @srap79 5 років тому +2

    @Your Favorite Band Sucks What genre of music would you consider Tool? Not saying you guys are wrong about them not being prog, I’ve heard them callled a few different things, but 9/10 times they get labeled progressive Metal//Rock. Even a quick glance of Wikipedia has progressive metal as the top listed genre.

    • @YourFavoriteBandSucksPodcast
      @YourFavoriteBandSucksPodcast  5 років тому +16

      Pop

    • @upstandingcajun6811
      @upstandingcajun6811 5 років тому

      @@YourFavoriteBandSucksPodcast technical neoclassical future funk prog jrock with a hint of mariachi and Aboriginal folk music

    • @arhaanchettri95
      @arhaanchettri95 4 роки тому

      Exactly, they're nothing more than a pop band.

    • @romaretaylor9953
      @romaretaylor9953 3 роки тому

      @@arhaanchettri95 pop? How can you compare Tool and Justin Bieber or Katy perry? They don’t even write their music and their fans have no taste

  • @heavymetalcompilations4784
    @heavymetalcompilations4784 5 років тому +10

    Tool is amazing really good band

  • @Livi_333
    @Livi_333 5 років тому +6

    Lol tool doesn’t have riffs .. they have shitty tone and guitar noise.