Randy Pitchford Is Poison (The Jimquisition)

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  • @AnotherLuckyStar
    @AnotherLuckyStar 5 років тому +4747

    Randy is never gonna find this video because he can't remember your name though.

    • @PhyreI3ird
      @PhyreI3ird 5 років тому +184

      It's okay, with his own name in the title, he'll find it at least within the week while probably pretending he never heard of it.

    • @cyrthurix
      @cyrthurix 5 років тому +153

      He's a- he's a big guy, British, uh, he has a h a r d o n for meeeee... a hardon for m e e e e e..., H A R D O N

    • @BiffTech05
      @BiffTech05 5 років тому +70

      I googled "big brittish guy with a hard on" and didn't find any Jim fucking Sterling son... just a lot of Dick fucking Johnson...

    • @eldenringer6466
      @eldenringer6466 5 років тому +22

      Sadly he likely has his lawyer watch all Jims work looking for an opportunity to sue him as Randy is like Jim petty and vindictive but unlike Jim he doesn't have any reason to be haha Jim was wronged. Randy made millions. :?

    • @BiffTech05
      @BiffTech05 5 років тому

      @@eldenringer6466 Jim is an angry fat brittish person so his opinion means nothing to my 12 million dollars...

  • @connothecowboy
    @connothecowboy 5 років тому +595

    the best characterisation i've ever heard of Randy Pitchford is that he has the look of a man constantly worried about going to jail

    • @semvision
      @semvision 5 років тому +53

      But continues to commit crimes.

    • @comingupooo
      @comingupooo 5 років тому +19

      He's like Frank Reynolds from that episode of Always Sunny where he got into the child pageant thing. Like, if the cops ran into a building he was speaking, he would instantly get on the floor with his hands behind his head.

    • @JackieKog
      @JackieKog 5 років тому +12

      God bless Castle Superbeast

    • @sadratboypa
      @sadratboypa 5 років тому +21

      As I've told my friends before, he looks EXACTLY like what I'd imagine if someone told me to picture a magician who's also a sex pest.

    • @joelman1989
      @joelman1989 5 років тому

      Wow that is right on!

  • @SupermassiveGaming
    @SupermassiveGaming 5 років тому +1673

    After this video I wonder how long it will be until Randy "forgets" your name again Jim.

    • @Jun123
      @Jun123 5 років тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Cyber97Gamer
      @Cyber97Gamer 5 років тому +2

      Just now

    • @DavidRichardson153
      @DavidRichardson153 5 років тому +28

      He already claimed to have forgotten Jim's name a few videos ago, so I'm banking on him now forgetting how to describe Jim - along with his name.

    • @superthorc6894
      @superthorc6894 5 років тому +11

      Supermassive Gaming he can “forget” all he want but his lie will forever come and bite him in the ass

    • @sonlen796
      @sonlen796 5 років тому +17

      He'll forget Jim's name but still remember his hard-on.

  • @NRSGuardian
    @NRSGuardian 5 років тому +1291

    Randy's best magic trick is that he's still Gearbox's CEO.

    • @akaimizu1
      @akaimizu1 5 років тому +63

      Randy (steps on stage): Hi. I’m Randy Pitchford, CEO of Gearbox studios.
      Penn: Wait! What? You’re still CEO of Gearbox? I’ll need to confirm with Teller.
      Teller: (whispers something into Penn’s ear)
      Penn: Well. I’m not sure how things have come for me to say this, but Randy. You have fooled us! (Hits button)

    • @StormsparkPegasus
      @StormsparkPegasus 5 років тому +31

      He's also really good at making other people's money disappear.

    • @vincentschor4755
      @vincentschor4755 4 роки тому +1

      i highly agree with that =3

    • @aceclover758
      @aceclover758 4 роки тому +17

      If you bought Borderlands 3, you can thank yourself for that too.
      It isnt a trick because you dont need to trick stupid gamers/consumers.

    • @WyattoonsComics
      @WyattoonsComics 4 роки тому +2

      It’s a miracle, you guys. A MIRACLE!

  • @PhilosophyTube
    @PhilosophyTube 5 років тому +621

    he also looks like the bad henchman from Dumb and Dumber

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 5 років тому +51

      ayy, philosophy tube. I knew you had good taste

    • @barrymchugh667
      @barrymchugh667 5 років тому +8

      I will never be able to unsee that.

    • @StraightPunkEdge93
      @StraightPunkEdge93 5 років тому +23

      What are you doing here daddy

    • @aveaoz
      @aveaoz 5 років тому +7

      why does everyone call PT daddy

    • @Tubeite
      @Tubeite 5 років тому +5

      Randy "Gas Man" Pitchford

  • @evillecaston
    @evillecaston 5 років тому +1221

    Wait...Randy Bitchford is an actual magician? Someone should have told Sega this before their money disappeared...

    • @midgetsnowman
      @midgetsnowman 5 років тому +50

      shit, its even how he made 12 million dollars disappear by them being pauid to his persnoal magic company.

    • @chaddwickfincher5835
      @chaddwickfincher5835 5 років тому +36

      Randy pitchford is basically the new peter molyneux but debatably worse

    • @lincolnosiris3665
      @lincolnosiris3665 5 років тому +13

      @@chaddwickfincher5835 Just what I thought...

    • @DarkCrimsonBlade
      @DarkCrimsonBlade 5 років тому +33

      Chaddwick Fincher my memory may have faded on key points/events, but I recall Peter more so getting caught up in his own dreams of what could be in the game and all he hoped it could be in contrast to what could be reasonably done in the time frame for making the game. He got caught up in his own hype. Randy is just an arse.

    • @SergeantSarge
      @SergeantSarge 5 років тому +3

      Chaddwick Fincher nah that’s Chris Roberts

  • @napalmhardcore
    @napalmhardcore 5 років тому +599

    Fun fact: Randy Pitchford is an anagram of Massive Asshat if you changed most of the letters.

    • @rainjayriots
      @rainjayriots 4 роки тому +6

      I laughed way too much at this comment... xDDD

    • @MrMightyZ
      @MrMightyZ 4 роки тому +7

      And if you give every second letter in his name it’s numerical value as it appears in the alphabet, then multiply it by every fourth then divide every result by the twelfth letter you get “Randy is a sweaty lying piece of --“

    • @commanderknee3821
      @commanderknee3821 4 роки тому +1

      Pitchford? More like
      *Bitchford*

    • @ashes2diamond
      @ashes2diamond 2 роки тому +3

      Hahaha. reminds me of that old one; it doesn't matter what the letters on the car say (in reference to BMW drivers) it still spells 'asshole'

  • @iron1349
    @iron1349 5 років тому +251

    Starscream is more trustworthy than Randy. At least he makes his ambition of overthrowing Megatron clear

    • @Godemperor420blazeit
      @Godemperor420blazeit 4 роки тому +23

      iron 13 star scream! What a dude, it’s great to have someone like that under your “command” it keeps you on your toes knowing if you slip up he will try to take your place. Classic bro.

  • @antareklause8779
    @antareklause8779 5 років тому +393

    Hats off to you, Jim. For all the hate, you're doing actual journalism and exposing uncomfortable truths.

    • @MrDemomanman
      @MrDemomanman 5 років тому +9

      So weird to see actual journalism happening in the games industry, because the so called 'professional journalists' sure as hell arent doing it

    • @mattig89ch
      @mattig89ch 5 років тому

      +

    • @mattwo7
      @mattwo7 5 років тому +8

      @@iago9711 Isn't he fully independent these days? "Columnist" is a term used to refer to a journalist who regularly contributes to a newspaper or magazine. It specifically refers to the concept of newspaper _columns_ . I think "video game pundit" would me more accurate. Wikipedia refers to him as a "journalist, critic, pundit and wrestling personality" though. In a sense I suppose all but one of those are true. Sterdust is the wrestling personality, not Jim. :P

    • @mutinyontheark
      @mutinyontheark 5 років тому

      Lol "Randy Pitchford is a liar with a big mouth" is not either unexposed OR an uncomfortable truth

    • @pip5528
      @pip5528 5 років тому

      Yep. He's not pandering to the haters he knows he has. He's just doing what he knows how to do and exposes even the most bitter of truths.

  • @Sitrax171
    @Sitrax171 5 років тому +419

    This is the most insulting Jimquisition to date! How dare you mar Mysterio's reputation by putting Randy Pitchford's head on him!

    • @drakkenmensch
      @drakkenmensch 5 років тому +9

      @Zippydsm Lee That would be slandering the names of those Souls games bosses.

    • @Bananahammock681
      @Bananahammock681 5 років тому +2

      @@drakkenmensch We've all called them worse or at least most of us have only called them the equivalent to senior Pitchfork.

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 5 років тому +1

      @Zippydsm Lee
      How about the Bloodlickers or Brainsuckers from “Bloodborne”? Also, Randy Pitchford seems to run away from reality just as desperately as Micolash does to the player’s hunter.

  • @TheSkepticalPanda
    @TheSkepticalPanda 5 років тому +1205

    He mischaracterized you by describing you as always angry. That clearly is AngryJoe and AVGN’s schtick.

    • @DeadlyYellow
      @DeadlyYellow 5 років тому +31

      Jim's theme back then was still the fascist leader yeah?

    • @Nirual86
      @Nirual86 5 років тому +46

      Well thats how he clearly remembers Jim, not like he had any point about A:CM, nah, clearly he was just irrationally angry at Pitchford. And had an erection about it.

    • @demsterclippy4252
      @demsterclippy4252 5 років тому +16

      @@DeadlyYellow This is new news to me. I started watching Jim during the first piece of the slaughtering grounds controversy

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 5 років тому +62

      Jim is actually angry most of the time. It's not his shtick, but honestly he's actually more genuinely angry than either AJ or AVGN

    • @klonvomhaus
      @klonvomhaus 5 років тому +96

      @@Freekymoho True. Joe does the shouting a lot, but Jim is always agitating, angry, attacking the games industry. Even things where most people say "Well, that's like a 2/10 on the bad news scale" he is just full on "THIS CAN NOT STAND!"-crusading.
      But I support that. Too many people are apologetic when it comes to the video game industry. Someone must speak the truth and never back down.

  • @1987MartinT
    @1987MartinT 5 років тому +649

    Don't compare Randy Pitchford to Starscream! That is a slanderous defamation of Starscream.

    • @billyhaigh9274
      @billyhaigh9274 5 років тому +36

      Poor Starscream after years of abuse at Megatron's hands he finds himself getting his genitals ripped off by no one else but the royal castrater himself Jim Sterling

    • @DominatorLegend
      @DominatorLegend 5 років тому +18

      I can get behind that

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 5 років тому +19

      @@DominatorLegend You should sue Jim. With the money you can become the new Leader of the Decepticons

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 5 років тому +13

      aiooty19
      He has to buy the Decepticon Leader DLC for $399.99 for the option

    • @randallgrubbs9286
      @randallgrubbs9286 4 роки тому +3

      I agree

  • @carloscaro9121
    @carloscaro9121 5 років тому +2809

    Ah, the wealthy. A CEO can talk about porn that way and continue his absurdly luxurious career. The janitor would be fired.

    • @tenyokensekia8088
      @tenyokensekia8088 5 років тому +329

      Wow. This statement is not only correct, it really just reinforces how screwed the industry is.

    • @MechaPlays
      @MechaPlays 5 років тому +290

      @@tenyokensekia8088 not just this industry, everything is like this, if you have a position of power you become near untouchable for literally no reason. Sad isn't it.

    • @leviharris-hale6578
      @leviharris-hale6578 5 років тому +214

      Tenyoken Sekia that’s not gaming, it’s capitalism

    • @tenyokensekia8088
      @tenyokensekia8088 5 років тому +47

      Maybe Robocop wasn't so far fetched after all. Yikes!

    • @DeadpoolX9
      @DeadpoolX9 5 років тому +12

      @Comrade Kong nah m8
      We live

  • @LMGYOUTUBE
    @LMGYOUTUBE 5 років тому +718

    You know he's a big guy....British, kind of has a hard on for me.

    • @ihaveasecret9539
      @ihaveasecret9539 5 років тому +44

      “he’s a big guy”
      For you

    • @mekaelbayati8040
      @mekaelbayati8040 5 років тому +17

      LMG I think Randy just needs to admit that he’s got a thing for Daddy-Bear Jim looooool

    • @JamesBuggemo
      @JamesBuggemo 5 років тому

      Obviously has mouthified Jim's wanger.

    • @SangheiliSpecOp
      @SangheiliSpecOp 5 років тому +1

      @@ihaveasecret9539 get em on board I'll call it in

    • @fluffywolfo3663
      @fluffywolfo3663 5 років тому

      So it begins

  • @Neolith8300
    @Neolith8300 5 років тому +647

    Listening to this and wondering, is "Is Jim doing a Starscream?", then suddenly, "Megatron is DEAD!". Thank you Jim, you big beautiful man. That made my day.

    • @muhaoai4693
      @muhaoai4693 5 років тому +27

      I have to admit that I disagree with Jim at times (most notably concerning Dynasty Warriors 9), but anyone who loves Starscream (and Transformers in general) as much as he does is someone I can respect.

    • @ahniandfriends123
      @ahniandfriends123 5 років тому +5

      It sounds like a robotic Gilfred Godfrey.

    • @joshuanorris5860
      @joshuanorris5860 5 років тому +1

      For fuck sakes boys, someone post the damn time stamp for this part....
      Just realized this video was 30 minutes... I cant friggin find it again! Lol
      +1 "megatron is dead!" Ahhahahhh

    • @joshuanorris5860
      @joshuanorris5860 5 років тому +4

      22:00

    • @JohnWick-qf1gr
      @JohnWick-qf1gr 5 років тому +1

      This, this made my fucking day

  • @OrElseEllipsis1945
    @OrElseEllipsis1945 4 роки тому +93

    Pitchford's acting was so bad when he tried to pretend he didn't know who Jim Sterling was, I actually literally irl for realz cringed.

  • @mynamisora
    @mynamisora 5 років тому +342

    Please Jim, don't put Randy's face on Mysterio. Thats besmirching Mysterio's image.

    • @tassadar7945
      @tassadar7945 5 років тому +24

      Even Condiment Man would be shamed by having pitchford associated with him

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 5 років тому +4

      Yeah careful Jim, Quentin Beck will sue for misrepresentation

    • @mattwo7
      @mattwo7 5 років тому +1

      @@tassadar7945 Even *_Codpiece_* from the old Doom Patrol comics would too.

    • @lightningbolt4419
      @lightningbolt4419 5 років тому +4

      @@tassadar7945 even randy pitchford would be shamed by having pitchford associated with him...

    • @tassadar7945
      @tassadar7945 5 років тому

      @@lightningbolt4419 nah he would enjoy it. And revel in it

  • @spork8655
    @spork8655 5 років тому +425

    Randy uses two USB drives now... a Sandisk and a Sindisk.
    Not sorry

    • @schoo9256
      @schoo9256 5 років тому +17

      You shouldn't be sorry.

    • @PKMastermind2
      @PKMastermind2 5 років тому +9

      Aren't they both Sindisk's? xD

    • @robertcmcnamara
      @robertcmcnamara 5 років тому +3

      Randy; the type of guy to safely remove his USB drive when he gets a Windows prompt.

    • @mutinyontheark
      @mutinyontheark 5 років тому

      @@robertcmcnamara How could he be? He "can't remember" where he leaves the things anyway.

  • @emina15
    @emina15 5 років тому +413

    Randy Pitchford is actually good at magic. I mean he made all hype for Borderlands 3 vanish!

    • @Jerbsinator
      @Jerbsinator 5 років тому +65

      And he made BL3 disappear from Steam and appear on Pirate Bay. Not sure why he would do that but I guess he just wants to give the game away for free, what a great guy!

    • @CelticAkumathefirst
      @CelticAkumathefirst 5 років тому +16

      He made Battleborn disappear.

    • @matosz23
      @matosz23 5 років тому +8

      Thanks goodness I play on PS4 and my hype is still going strong.

    • @CraigUntlNytTym
      @CraigUntlNytTym 5 років тому +2

      no, no, it's over here with me

    • @unversedhero6028
      @unversedhero6028 5 років тому +2

      No he didn't.

  • @thealgerian3285
    @thealgerian3285 5 років тому +372

    You gave Colonial marines a "1 or a 2 out of 10"? The hell is wrong with you?
    This is way too high.

    • @Roxor128
      @Roxor128 5 років тому +22

      I assume 0 is reserved for games that won't even start.

    • @bcm8984
      @bcm8984 5 років тому +4

      Roxor128 or games like big rigs over the road racing

    • @Roxor128
      @Roxor128 5 років тому +20

      ​@@bcm8984 Nah, Big Rigs actually starts. If I had to stick to integer ratings, I'd have to give it a 1/10 for "Abysmally bad and buggy, but at least it runs".

    • @FroggyMosh
      @FroggyMosh 5 років тому +8

      @@Roxor128 "....At least the .exe is included."

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 4 роки тому +1

      We get it, you hate 'Duke Nukem Forever.'

  • @thatsmahsodah
    @thatsmahsodah 5 років тому +254

    That's why I give Randy Pitchford a Projared/10

    • @FringeSpectre
      @FringeSpectre 5 років тому +28

      I hate this comment, but i cant deny its the best comment.

    • @bezerkoid
      @bezerkoid 5 років тому +10

      Comparing shit to ProJared is an insult to shit

    • @excitableboy7031
      @excitableboy7031 5 років тому +6

      Broken marriage/10 *ftfy

    • @frickinawesome
      @frickinawesome 5 років тому

      That best sums this vid up. The two tool bags are now forever linked...

    • @hailmuffins6934
      @hailmuffins6934 5 років тому

      @@bezerkoid What did he do?

  • @BesterP12
    @BesterP12 5 років тому +427

    Jim, I've supported you for ages, but this vid just goes too far... Starscream didn't deserve that.
    Edit didn't deserve the association with Pitchford, you should voice him more often. Great job.

    • @SaberViper
      @SaberViper 5 років тому +22

      "Starscream did nothing wrong!"

    • @Azmodeus87
      @Azmodeus87 5 років тому +34

      That sounds like something Starscream would type.

    • @BesterP12
      @BesterP12 5 років тому +8

      @@SaberViper nah, just Pitchford's more like S3/Headmasters Galvatron.
      Great now I have this image of Randy's head on "Unicorn"

    • @UncoloredPageGaming
      @UncoloredPageGaming 5 років тому +1

      Are you Jesse Cox's clone?

    • @Gekayy
      @Gekayy 5 років тому +2

      Starscream sympathizer!!!!!1111

  • @kingdevilman
    @kingdevilman 5 років тому +232

    Starting to think that Jim doesn't like Randy Pitchford

    • @Grizabeebles
      @Grizabeebles 5 років тому +12

      I don't think this is a proper vendetta in Jim's part. If half of what Jim's saying is true, then it's clear Mr. Pitchford is developing a serious inferiority complex.
      He's also fast approaching a point where EVERYONE who disagrees with him in ANY way is an enemy or somehow disloyal.
      That's how you run your life's work into the ground. What I think Mr. Pitchford needs is a two-month vacation and weekly appointments with a therapist.

    • @uedarizaru
      @uedarizaru 5 років тому +2

      who does like randy tho?

    • @Matt_10203
      @Matt_10203 5 років тому +1

      @@uedarizaru randy likes randy.

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 5 років тому

      For good reason if you watch the whole video. Although it’s fair to say Jim wasn’t the one who started it.

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 5 років тому

      That doesn't sound right...
      I have it on good authority that he has a hard-on for Randy.

  • @CrazeeAdam
    @CrazeeAdam 5 років тому +800

    Troy Baker is a great person. No one has ever had a problem with him before this(or nothing is documented that would make him seem anything but kind and professional). He's one of the premiere, and best voice actors in the business lol. What an idiot Randy is making enemies with these people

    • @goole6833
      @goole6833 5 років тому +49

      He was actually a bit of a dick to the original silent hill 2 cast.

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas 5 років тому +22

      I dunno about _“enemy”_ per say, but he definitely burnt a bridge with someone whose been a professional for years now, compared to Randy’s _“Woe is me, pity me”_ gumption whenever someone call him out on his lies.

    • @PolarPhantom
      @PolarPhantom 5 років тому +6

      I think he made one joke that was construed as transphobic leading him to take a break from Twitter and i'm pretty sure that was a mistake.

    • @iainjames03
      @iainjames03 5 років тому +12

      @1980Punk I get this feeling that so many of the game industry CEOs have little of no experience of what being a CEO actually means. The industry has been flourishing (in its present form) for barely a couple of decades - it's not like the automotive or manufacturing industries. Meanwhile these guys have come from not-a-lot to an absolute shit-ton in very little time and haven't learned anything about humility, maturity or integrity along the way. That's not to say that the DuPonts and Rockerfellers of this world were pillars of decency. But at least they weren't broadcasting their business-damaging brain farts across the internet like entitled tweens.

    • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
      @Amoth_oth_ras_shash 5 років тому +3

      @@iainjames03 or its the very opposite.... they come right from that ,and is applying hair raising customer loathing methods from other industries into what they with increasingly desturbing methods ,forces..dupes or outright 'cocons' key individuals into towing the line out of coruption and greed compromising studios from the inside

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 5 років тому +278

    took me way too long to realize that beginning part was a parody of Projared.

    • @mathiasthewise
      @mathiasthewise 5 років тому +11

      Best intro yet

    • @griffinthomas1056
      @griffinthomas1056 5 років тому

      @@mathiasthewise ah men XD

    • @bennyrae688
      @bennyrae688 5 років тому +10

      I assumed it was, good to know I'm not reaching on that one

    • @shoukokomi6419
      @shoukokomi6419 5 років тому +20

      Haven't been keeping up with that (don't really keep up with much unless it's meme related, really), but I figured that he was parodying *something* to do with popular figures trying to deflect the bad shit they did.

    • @KalHimself
      @KalHimself 5 років тому +5

      I didn't know that until reading your comment. Brilliant!

  • @GamingWolfGod
    @GamingWolfGod 5 років тому +132

    You missed the opportunity to name part 4: Slaptrap.

  • @manofthehalfhour571
    @manofthehalfhour571 5 років тому +325

    Never forget Colonial Marines.....
    Or the time Randy tried capitalizing on Battleborne r34 which ended up backfiring....
    (Rip Battleborne)

    • @Arlesmon
      @Arlesmon 5 років тому +14

      well, capitalizing on rule 34 is a gamble.
      But that mainly depends on which type of game. I can see this happening on anime games.

    • @darius8214
      @darius8214 5 років тому +30

      @@Arlesmon blizzard probably profited off Overwatch rule34.

    • @BaranzarCobralVOD
      @BaranzarCobralVOD 5 років тому +2

      I almost forgot about this, thank you for reminding me

    • @michaellewis1545
      @michaellewis1545 5 років тому +1

      Do I even what know what he did?

    • @toaster9922
      @toaster9922 5 років тому +4

      Manofthehalfhour he did *_fucking what now?_*

  • @hybrid7655
    @hybrid7655 5 років тому +442

    TBH Mysterio doesn't deserve this much hate. He's a great character and shouldn't be compared to Randy Pitchford.
    .
    .
    .
    Incredible video others. Two thumbs up.

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 5 років тому +22

      At least Mysterio sees his words through and gets shits done :v

    • @lukewilliams1323
      @lukewilliams1323 5 років тому +16

      Atleast mysterio is a great wrestler n a good marvel character

    • @brainstorm623
      @brainstorm623 5 років тому

      More like +160 Thumbs Up.

    • @AtrociousAK47
      @AtrociousAK47 5 років тому +5

      i dunno, seeing as how i always picture mysterio robbing a convenience store and then getting comically ko'd by spiderman in one punch, seems about right to me

    • @KingRogue
      @KingRogue 5 років тому +7

      @@AtrociousAK47 that's the difference when Mysterio steals and gets beat up it's funny and entertaining unlike randy although I do wish he would get KO'd

  • @PSspecialist
    @PSspecialist 5 років тому +149

    I'm really glad Jim addressed the Jared situation the way he did instead of using his likeness and name in the thumbnail for clicks. That's the type of restraint that makes us love you man.

    • @FringeSpectre
      @FringeSpectre 5 років тому +28

      The more I watch Jim, the more I realise he really is the most genuine youtuber. When I read your comment it only reinforced my feelings. Long live Jim Fucking Sterling Son.

    • @CeruleanChurch
      @CeruleanChurch 5 років тому +22

      I think that was one of those situations where Jim KNEW we all wanted to hear something about Jared but he's way too above shit slinging. So he just did 2 name drops and the execution was exquisite.

    • @allistairkumaran3582
      @allistairkumaran3582 5 років тому +6

      @@CeruleanChurch he is shit slinging in this video... difference is randy didnt send dick pics to teens.
      I like jim but he isnt above shit slinging.

    • @kaiosamatlj4031
      @kaiosamatlj4031 5 років тому +2

      I agree, what ProJared did is unforgivable, but Jim should stay focused on "frying" bigger fish, like those greedy scumbags from the AAA industry like Randy.

    • @CeruleanChurch
      @CeruleanChurch 5 років тому +10

      @@allistairkumaran3582 Ok, let me backtrack that one because yes, you are correct. I mean more in the sense of shit slinging on subjects that aren't completely relevant to his work in journalism. Jared's shitstorm is the bare minimum of relating to video games. Randy Pitchford, on the other hand, is the CEO of Gearbox Software and has actual input and influence on video games as a whole, and deserves every bit of shit slung his way as far as I'm concerned. However, Jared was kind of an elephant in the room and he really only needed and warranted was two name drops in the same vain as Pitchford

  • @genogamma13
    @genogamma13 5 років тому +358

    Randy is basically Huey from MGS5
    Ocelot: "You know the hardest man to break? The type that fools himself."

    • @kronksstronkstonks6360
      @kronksstronkstonks6360 5 років тому +20

      He's got the whiny demeanour and "I so want to mess his face his up" Vibe going for him.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 5 років тому +8

      Someone fetch the metal-eating archaea or whatever the crap they're called. Or, uh... brainless-bullcrap-man-eating, I suppose?

    • @btarg1
      @btarg1 5 років тому +6

      You're pretty good.

    • @zachplummer625
      @zachplummer625 5 років тому +9

      So Troy Baker is going torture Randy for his past crimes?

    • @Fubukio
      @Fubukio 5 років тому +12

      Obi Wan Kenobi: "Who's the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?"
      Randy Pitchford: "Me."

  • @MrPibb-ni9lt
    @MrPibb-ni9lt 5 років тому +217

    I rate this video a Broken Marriage out of 10.

    • @digitalboy80
      @digitalboy80 5 років тому +6

      Wrong channel, man.

    • @MrPibb-ni9lt
      @MrPibb-ni9lt 5 років тому +17

      @@digitalboy80 Wait, is this not ProJim?

    • @digitalboy80
      @digitalboy80 5 років тому +72

      @@MrPibb-ni9lt: No, it's the channel of... what's the name of this guy? He's the journalist guy; his thing is he's always mad. He's a big dude. He has a British accent. He's got a hard-on for me.
      The Angry Videogame Jim, I believe?

    • @goonimp
      @goonimp 5 років тому +14

      digitalboy80 that was a nice turn around.

    • @dbrreptiles6755
      @dbrreptiles6755 5 років тому

      What did you say about your parents?

  • @Maladjester
    @Maladjester 5 років тому +270

    "Buy two flash drives: one for sensitive documentation, and another for magical squirt porn." -Jim Sterling says _another_ thing I never thought I'd hear anyone say

    • @The5lacker
      @The5lacker 4 роки тому +19

      And yet, it's a nugget of wisdom for the ages. Profound, almost.

    • @looroll8695
      @looroll8695 4 роки тому

      Just to confirm someone was taking the Piss I'm not gay or proud

  • @ShogunTurnip
    @ShogunTurnip 5 років тому +300

    That Projared bit was some 10/10 satire. Well done Jim.

    • @chefkochjay
      @chefkochjay 5 років тому +49

      I'd award it "a broken marriage out of ten"

    • @Eggyism
      @Eggyism 5 років тому +7

      I was afraid I was the only one who understood that.

    • @kaiosamatlj4031
      @kaiosamatlj4031 5 років тому +17

      @@chefkochjay It even worse when consider that "a broken marriage out of ten" was a actual award he used in one of his videos.

    • @LagrimaArdiente
      @LagrimaArdiente 5 років тому +4

      I was hoping someone else would bring it up. 😂

    • @samualwatkins
      @samualwatkins 5 років тому +1

      I don’t get it, who’s Projared?

  • @ALWTunes
    @ALWTunes 5 років тому +120

    Losing a USB drive at a theme restaurant is like swapping a Scooby Doo poster for architectural blueprints at King’s Island. Amateur hour.

    • @Spar10Leonidas
      @Spar10Leonidas 5 років тому +2

      Not to be pedantic (apologies in advance), but I believe that it was a Yogi Bear poster.

  • @abexandre
    @abexandre 5 років тому +611

    Press : Mr Pitchford...Mr Pitchford !!!!!
    Randy : Yes. You.
    Press : Can you confirm that the squirting was magical ?

    • @mikhailefimenko2622
      @mikhailefimenko2622 5 років тому +13

      That sounds like a Transmetropolitan reference...

    • @mjc0961
      @mjc0961 5 років тому +40

      It still amuses me greatly that Randy thinks female ejaculation is a magic trick. I'd offer my condolences to Mrs Pitchford, but she really has no one to blame but herself.

    • @piedpiper1185
      @piedpiper1185 5 років тому +1

      @@mikhailefimenko2622 It is so rare that I see anyone else reference Transmetropolitan. 'Mr. Sweeny!'

    • @GGamersUnited
      @GGamersUnited 5 років тому

      @@toots3877 lol sure Randy was just trolling.

    • @gastonbell108
      @gastonbell108 5 років тому +1

      @@mjc0961 Mrs. Pitchford appeared in one of Randy's promo vids. All 18 stone of her. I'm not sure who I feel more embarrassed for, really.

  • @amethynafrosthoof5962
    @amethynafrosthoof5962 5 років тому +292

    Oh my god, I never knew Randy actually replied to the whole porn on a stick thing. I never cringed this hard in my life, Just say you had porn the girl was legal age, don't try to be philosophical about it, Randy, You are not Alcibiades, mate.

  • @Barbabun5
    @Barbabun5 5 років тому +503

    that projared drag was incredible. i know you knew the guy, sorry you had to find out with the rest of us

  • @timothymckane6362
    @timothymckane6362 5 років тому +64

    That Projared roast though.
    I rate it a broken marriage out of 10.

  • @Maddness101
    @Maddness101 5 років тому +139

    Don’t pull that hat down too far Jim, those jewels are sharp!

  • @TheActualPES
    @TheActualPES 5 років тому +129

    Cannot wait for the “When Jim Sterling was sued for 40 quadrillion dollars”.

  • @Brapchu
    @Brapchu 5 років тому +464

    Jim taking a big dump on ProJared is my most favorite intro so far. I love you Jim.

    • @Janduin45
      @Janduin45 5 років тому +43

      It feels awesome to not know who projared is.

    • @someguy9052
      @someguy9052 5 років тому +2

      Färlöv Ektorp I wish I hadn’t watched his stuff since the beginning

    • @YumLemmingKebabs
      @YumLemmingKebabs 5 років тому +6

      @@Janduin45 I guess I'm lucky I only heard of him in passing through a youtuber that I actually care about and didn't really get into him that much. I feel worse for PushingUpRoses than I do for me as she tends to beat herself up over things irrationally thanks to her anxiety issues, and she's promoted him on multiple occasions, so this news must have made her feel terrible.

    • @matthewshiers9038
      @matthewshiers9038 5 років тому +5

      Oh THAT's what that was about! Christ almighty, that went right over my head!

    • @chuckbatman5
      @chuckbatman5 5 років тому +7

      The best part is the intro works as a dig against ProJared, James Charles, AND Randy Pitchford. Thank God for Jim

  • @Reoko77
    @Reoko77 5 років тому +415

    Even Jim knows and called out Projared and he RARELY ever interacts or mentions other youtubers.
    *DAMN YO.*

    • @DragonNexus
      @DragonNexus 5 років тому +136

      I think it's because it went beyond "Stupid UA-cam drama" and into actual criminality and abuse of power.
      Jim's not the kind of revels in mud slinging and "Look at what this person said!" gossip crap, which is what ProJared's divorce began life as. But when it comes to a youtuber soliciting nudes from their underage fans, that's the point where all bets are off.

    • @eumoria
      @eumoria 5 років тому +70

      Jared has had a cameo on the Jimquisition, I forget which episode, but it was after some convention where they hung out. It doesn't matter but maybe that made him feel like he needed to say SOMETHING about it.
      I honestly hope that's it, though. That guy can go disappear and I really liked the stuff he made. What a waste.

    • @DragonNexus
      @DragonNexus 5 років тому +23

      @@eumoria Oh jeez, I'd forgotten that one. It was the Winners and Losers E3 2017 video.
      Jim couldn't have known. But in hindsight, that video's kinda tainted now...=(

    • @PurpleAlzir
      @PurpleAlzir 5 років тому +21

      I doubt ProJared is going to be a youtuber anymore.

    • @centurionzen1005
      @centurionzen1005 5 років тому +10

      @@DragonNexus kinda is correct. I wouldn't say it completely ruins the video but I do understand any... Discomfort people might have re-watching it.

  • @son0fgrim
    @son0fgrim 5 років тому +76

    I'll pre-order Borderlands three on the epic games store if they fire Randy Pitchford.

    • @tomstonemale
      @tomstonemale 5 років тому +2

      I could get behind that

    • @janosrock
      @janosrock 5 років тому +1

      i'll pre order if jim voices a character with that voice

    • @Daftanemone
      @Daftanemone 5 років тому

      Fuck I’d throw them a god damn congratulations party if they fired him. I feel so awful for the employees at gearbox since it’s impossible to know who any of them are when randy is always out there being the only one talking,on top of being a massive ass

    • @REA987
      @REA987 5 років тому +1

      Gearbox is a private company owned by him. No luck, unfortunately.

  • @manboy4720
    @manboy4720 4 роки тому +33

    the pitcher
    deals corrosive damage
    "it's just magic!"
    maliwan
    does 50% extra damage when you're in a hotel lobby

  • @Archdaemos
    @Archdaemos 5 років тому +58

    Factual correction: Jim blocked the owner of the dog and blindfolded the dog *BEFORE* taking the dump on it.

  • @lethargicrush6203
    @lethargicrush6203 5 років тому +59

    Randy pitchford, a man who claims he dosen't know about Jim but yet knows exactly what he does.

  • @Xenonuke
    @Xenonuke 5 років тому +264

    *Hello Big Guy that has a hard on for Randy Pitchford*
    *Or at least I think it is you as the interviewer didn't take the bait*

    • @Red_Lanterns_Rage
      @Red_Lanterns_Rage 5 років тому +23

      gods bless that interviewer for that....
      he made it awkward as hell and earned tons of points, he won the internet that day lol,

    • @disassemblyrequired3438
      @disassemblyrequired3438 5 років тому

      I can't believe the interviewer didn't take the bait. Randy always seems like such a master baiter.

  • @MrKsingha
    @MrKsingha 5 років тому +54

    i love that this is the first video that comes up when you serch "randy pitchford" on youtube.

  • @Call_Me_Matrix
    @Call_Me_Matrix 5 років тому +228

    As a fan of Projared for years, that intro hurt me.
    In laughter.

    • @EggBastion
      @EggBastion 5 років тому +4

      ...
      _Aayyy!_

    • @DeathMetalMilitia305
      @DeathMetalMilitia305 5 років тому +3

      I'm kinda lost. What happened or how does it have anything to do with Jared? Sorry. :(

    • @Motorheadache95
      @Motorheadache95 5 років тому +21

      DeathMetalMilitia305 you are in for a whirlwind, my friend

    • @EvanCops
      @EvanCops 5 років тому

      @@DeathMetalMilitia305 Same.

    • @NoirRaven
      @NoirRaven 5 років тому

      @@EvanCops read my previous reply

  • @khazhollowsVODs
    @khazhollowsVODs 5 років тому +153

    Jim Sterling uses ''Taunt'' on Randy Pitchford. Will it succeed?! Will it fail?! Tune in next week to find out!!

    • @YouDonkeyfu
      @YouDonkeyfu 5 років тому +26

      it will definitely be effective on Randy, just look at how much of a hard-on he has towards Jim.

    • @garygotgameclips
      @garygotgameclips 5 років тому +5

      @@YouDonkeyfu It's actually hilarious that Randy knows who Jim is, knowing the kind of angry person he is, that means what Jim says gets under his skin.

    • @YouDonkeyfu
      @YouDonkeyfu 5 років тому +5

      @i have editing software even better was when he was talking about randy, jim hasnt been taking potshot at him for a long time, i had actually thought that jim had forgotten about colonial marine. But thanks to randy shooting his own foot again, guess what jim said must have haunted him

    • @dstns
      @dstns 5 років тому +4

      ON STERLINGBALL Z!

    • @khazhollowsVODs
      @khazhollowsVODs 5 років тому

      @@dstns There is nothing about this I don't love. We need to collect all the Sterlingballs so that we may make a wish!

  • @xTGE
    @xTGE 5 років тому +189

    He Protec
    He Attac
    But Most Importantly
    Randy Pitchfords Been Smoking Crac

    • @jackgebhardt2932
      @jackgebhardt2932 5 років тому +1

      He also like to stab in the bacc

    • @GrahamBarth
      @GrahamBarth 5 років тому +3

      Least he ain't a coward, I guess.

    • @0mikr0n
      @0mikr0n 5 років тому +2

      Randy "DARVO" Pitchford.
      Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender. The mark of a toxic gaslighting manchild.

  • @364dragonrider
    @364dragonrider 5 років тому +33

    My reaction to Randy neatly mirrors freeza’s “Are you real?!” bit in dbza. The fact that this overhyped manchild is running an entire company is completely shocking, and the fact that he hasn’t been fired or run it into the ground even more so.

  • @Scheivee100
    @Scheivee100 5 років тому +86

    That moment you realize Handsome Jack is based off of Randy Pitchford.

    • @magnumbrahms5339
      @magnumbrahms5339 5 років тому +15

      Scheivee100 but but handsome jack is lovable.

    • @christopherritchie1834
      @christopherritchie1834 5 років тому +32

      Handsome Jack would probably run Gearbox better...

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 5 років тому +3

      Accurate observation, though I can't help but notice that you slightly misspelled Randy Bitchfraud's name.

    • @SuperChocMuffins
      @SuperChocMuffins 5 років тому +4

      Welcome...
      To an Epic Games Store game with microtransactions (Nothing personal)

    • @MrSh1pman
      @MrSh1pman 5 років тому +1

      “You’re the bandits, and I’m the goddamn hero!”

  • @D0pam1n
    @D0pam1n 5 років тому +160

    Jim, I will repost this until it happens:
    I would love to see STERDUST barge in on Randy doing some marketing-BS thing on a stage and shout,
    'tis I who has a hard on for you, Randolf!

    • @johnathonbrackett9807
      @johnathonbrackett9807 5 років тому +7

      It’d be funnier than any of his other marketing-BA

    • @s1n1573r-
      @s1n1573r- 5 років тому +1

      Omg, nearly spat my coffee all over my phone.
      This would be great!!

    • @GigglingStoners
      @GigglingStoners 5 років тому +1

      I would pay to see that

  • @tranter147
    @tranter147 5 років тому +319

    I Need To Find someone Who Loves Me As Much As Jim Hates Randy Pitchford.

    • @ToastedWafflez
      @ToastedWafflez 5 років тому +33

      In other words, you want someone to get a hard on for you.

    • @e3.14c4
      @e3.14c4 5 років тому +5

      Well ProJared just got caught, so your options are limited.

    • @thientuongnguyen5002
      @thientuongnguyen5002 5 років тому +1

      The English Man Who Has a Hard On for Me

  • @seazonegranec
    @seazonegranec 5 років тому +176

    I do believe he said "MEGATRON IS DEAD! I AM THE NEW LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS!"

    • @megatron6713
      @megatron6713 3 роки тому +5

      I AM NOT DEAD, IN DACT, I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE ALIVE!!!!! I AM MEGATRON AND I AM ETERNAL!!!!!

    • @moknbyrd
      @moknbyrd 3 роки тому +4

      "WHO DARES DISRUPT MY CORINATION !" or is that the wrong series.... there are so many...

    • @adamduffield7782
      @adamduffield7782 Рік тому

      @@moknbyrd nope that's from the 1980s animated transformers movie. Right before Galvatron aka megatron, says"heres a hint!" Before vapourising starscream

  • @calql8ing
    @calql8ing 5 років тому +205

    Just want to point out that David Eddings moved to Rooster Teeth Games and has been working on a Borderlands-esque game called Vicious Circle. May be an alternate option for people who like Borderlands but don’t wish to support...all of this

    • @Ziko577
      @Ziko577 5 років тому +7

      Oh yeah I remember that game. I hope it'll be good too but I agree all this may very well sour me on buy BL3. I don't want to give my money to this piece of shit and to be honest, Gamestop can have it instead.

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 5 років тому +16

      And the fact that Eddings didn't seem to have plugged this game of his during all this hoopla is hats off to him. Don't mix drama and business. Don't be a Randy. ^_^

    • @aidanquiett668
      @aidanquiett668 5 років тому +4

      RT games isnt amazing, but so far they have made some decent stuff. Hope they do well with this project

    • @calql8ing
      @calql8ing 5 років тому +5

      Aidan Quiett have to agree with you there but then again that’s why they seem to have brought David on board. Outside of being the voice of claptrap he actually has a solid head for running a business and making games.

    • @Bound4Earth
      @Bound4Earth 5 років тому +3

      Fuck this support this other game made by one guy that used to be on the team. They rarely turn out to be playable let alone good. Look at Yooka Laylee, they had more talent then most and delivered the most mediocre game. You need some kind of decent leadership to make a good game. Just because the CEO is shit doesn't mean Gearbox has shit leadership. To stop buying games because a CEO is a pile of garbage is to not buy most things you buy. Good luck living your subpar life because you were offended so easily by everything.

  • @theteaobsession7381
    @theteaobsession7381 5 років тому +305

    “He pisses gasoline and sh*ts napalm” is now my new favourite Jim Sterling line

    • @Chizuru94
      @Chizuru94 5 років тому +14

      That's actually a quote from a movie, but you're right. Loved that he said that.

    • @dumbasslive2515
      @dumbasslive2515 5 років тому +1

      Reminds me of the devil from End of days.

    • @theteaobsession7381
      @theteaobsession7381 5 років тому

      Chizuru94 oh? What film?

    • @captainbube1217
      @captainbube1217 5 років тому

      @@theteaobsession7381 do not try to google it.

    • @SavageKuma
      @SavageKuma 5 років тому

      @@theteaobsession7381 Heartbreak Ridge if you haven't found out yet

  • @MeltonCrest
    @MeltonCrest 5 років тому +115

    Lootboxes = Microtransactions.
    Pay2Win = Microtransactions.
    Cosmetics = Microtransactions.
    DLC's that aren't actual expansions = Microtransactions.
    Period.

    • @jbutler8585
      @jbutler8585 5 років тому +13

      Fuck it, DLC period = microtransaction. If the game isn't worth buying on its own standalone merits then it deserves to burn. The promise of future DLC 'completing' games is a lame practice that needs to end. Better to pay $100 for an excellent finished game than $50 for a good idea and halfass promise of more later.

    • @uoodSJW
      @uoodSJW 5 років тому +6

      Regarding his tweet that "I was very clear we are going to do cosmetics" plenty of games have cosmetic bonuses included or as free DLC without micro transactions, the two aren't intrinsically linked.

    • @hoodedman6579
      @hoodedman6579 5 років тому +13

      @@jbutler8585 Uh... Big DLCs are absolutely not "microtransactions", as they aren't micro enough.

    • @theguardian8317
      @theguardian8317 5 років тому +4

      @@hoodedman6579 none of them are "micro". After all the name is just a marketing term so customers don't feel it when buying that skin for 15 USD.

    • @starner00
      @starner00 5 років тому +9

      J Butler - My dude, expansions have existed forever. Major DLC (like Dark Souls DLC for example) is a major expansion to the game. Not a micro transaction.

  • @lukewarmape603
    @lukewarmape603 5 років тому +790

    And for my next trick...
    I'll make this 12 million dollar cheque...
    DiSsSaPpPEeEaArRrr!!

    • @tubbykids00
      @tubbykids00 5 років тому +20

      I'll make this 12 million dollar cheque have a hard-on for me

    • @amitgabay3721
      @amitgabay3721 5 років тому

      Woow

    • @Ahmetfusta
      @Ahmetfusta 5 років тому

      I know EXACTLY how to read that word 😂😂

    • @reklessbravo2129
      @reklessbravo2129 5 років тому +2

      @@confusciouspuff1013 you realize that "check" is an americanism right?

    • @AnonymousFrogNG
      @AnonymousFrogNG 5 років тому

      We all know it's not a trick.
      www.patreon.com/jimquisition
      The secret to why it disappeared

  • @hazukichanx408
    @hazukichanx408 5 років тому +41

    "What happened was, I made some bad decisions based on incorrect information I had inadvisably relied on at the time. I'll be re-examining my personal work ethic and methodologies to see if I can avoid making that mistake again in the future."
    Just imagine if more people would learn to say (and believe) something like that! ...Though, granted, it would be interpreted as a sign of weakness and the company stock would crash. Good old macho bullshit, eh.

  • @Nate102986
    @Nate102986 5 років тому +283

    Love the ProJared jab at the beginning. "Look at the evidence... Don't look at the photos, but draw your own conclusions." Hilarious

    • @Blanklet
      @Blanklet 5 років тому +2

      The only proof is what one side says. That aint concrete.

    • @dr6559
      @dr6559 5 років тому +16

      Shay Stewart More concrete than anything Jared has said.

    • @Blanklet
      @Blanklet 5 років тому +1

      @@dr6559 i guess thats true. I think all the alegations so far are probably true. But you never know there aint enough evidence yet.

    • @albonthegoat
      @albonthegoat 5 років тому +14

      @@Blanklet If that guy had evidence, he'd have released something. Not to mention PBG believing Jared had evidence, but later realizing Jared didn't have shit and had to come clean he was duped.

    • @demsterclippy4252
      @demsterclippy4252 5 років тому +8

      @@albonthegoat He'd definitely do something to counter the allegations quickly if he wanted to avoid the huge losses of the channel's subs recently. But he hasn't, implying he really can't cover himself. For all we know, it could go the same way Channel awesome did when they tried to defend themselves after almost a year of bad press, only exposing themselves further.

  • @WebsiteTourist
    @WebsiteTourist 5 років тому +79

    Pitchford's smile has this uncanny "entitled estranged husband with anger issues" vibe about it.

    • @stephenwhitford775
      @stephenwhitford775 5 років тому +2

      That's, oddly specific. Not wrong, just oddly specific.

    • @unknownengines
      @unknownengines 5 років тому +5

      randy pitchford is the most divorced-dad-looking man i have ever seen

    • @Peannlui
      @Peannlui 5 років тому +1

      'I have to apologise to the kids too? Is that a real thing?'

    • @horacegentleman3296
      @horacegentleman3296 5 років тому

      Maybe Karen did a good thing taking this kids away from this psycho.

  • @Mae_is_gae
    @Mae_is_gae 4 роки тому +114

    Randy Pitchford seems like he could run against Boris Johnson in a lying contest

  • @SnakeBitten
    @SnakeBitten 5 років тому +39

    “Randy Pitchford: The insecurities of a self-pitying CEO”
    Tell me that’s not the most suiting bio-pic caption

  • @Svrakiss
    @Svrakiss 5 років тому +539

    All dislikes are from Randy Pitchford's sock-puppet accounts!

    • @Kreiser_VII
      @Kreiser_VII 5 років тому +7

      313? Oh come on, if it was actually him it would be at least 5 times that number

    • @ashesx773
      @ashesx773 5 років тому

      Bahahahaha!!

    • @marti5420
      @marti5420 5 років тому +1

      to be fair one of those is from a guide dog and another is from a guide dogs owner. i fully support those dislikes

    • @liamdahlgren5144
      @liamdahlgren5144 5 років тому

      No it's his workers beeing forced to dislike the video or be fired!

    • @RantechRadio
      @RantechRadio 5 років тому

      Randy all like: "YOU FOOL! I HAVE 365 ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS! BWAHAHAH!!"

  • @alaeriia01
    @alaeriia01 5 років тому +103

    So that's where my flash drive with 32 gigabytes of pictures of Mysterio wearing nothing but his fishbowl went.

  • @Pixelwurst
    @Pixelwurst 5 років тому +39

    Can't believe you'd do my boy Mysterio like that and photoshop Randy Pitchford onto him. Foul play, Jim. Foul Play.

  • @SimplyDastardly
    @SimplyDastardly 5 років тому +135

    sorry Jim but i leave important business flash drives with loads of porn everywhere. It's what adults do, grow up.

    • @hefhef54321
      @hefhef54321 5 років тому +27

      The next day in a conference: And if you direct your attention to the squirting teena... uh 18+ woman you'll see that this technique will bolster our productivity if we implement it in our workspace

    • @joshuanorris5860
      @joshuanorris5860 5 років тому +1

      Hahahaha

    • @viciouswaffle
      @viciouswaffle 5 років тому +1

      @@hefhef54321 Wouldn't that be the day! xD

    • @zxzeru
      @zxzeru 5 років тому +1

      @@hefhef54321 Hahaha Gold!

    • @Arklay_Ishimura
      @Arklay_Ishimura 5 років тому +1

      Ya get with the times, Bigots. 😂

  • @iotaeta-pi2770
    @iotaeta-pi2770 5 років тому +58

    When his time comes, I hope Randy's casket is lined with copies of Aliens: Colonial Marines.

    • @atomicwiththreeos
      @atomicwiththreeos 5 років тому +16

      At least it’ll prevent grave robbers

    • @PurpleAlzir
      @PurpleAlzir 5 років тому +6

      Better yet make the casket out of copies of Aliens: Colonial Marines

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel 5 років тому +2

      @@atomicwiththreeos In the far future, Dr Carter's descendant will exhume the Tomb Of Randynkhaten and discover that cache of DVDs. And he'll decipher the foul secrets held therein and be ETERNALLY CURSED

    • @iotaeta-pi2770
      @iotaeta-pi2770 5 років тому

      @@PurpleAlzir No, that would pollute the ground.

    • @PurpleAlzir
      @PurpleAlzir 5 років тому +1

      @@iotaeta-pi2770 That is already happening putting Randy in the ground

  • @HandmadeGoose97
    @HandmadeGoose97 5 років тому +63

    I'm so damn glad you mentioned Projared without actually hitting the nail on the head. I think most people have summed this up as "UA-cam drama" but this goes for anyone who uses their power to take advantage of their audience, even weller known people like actors and stuff. THANK GOD FOR JIM!!!!!

  • @MrFlamingpride
    @MrFlamingpride 5 років тому +378

    Is that beginning a satire on Projared's whole scandal? Fascinating....

    • @lostsanityreturned
      @lostsanityreturned 5 років тому +10

      That is what i thought lol

    • @megalomaniacalHalide
      @megalomaniacalHalide 5 років тому +60

      Every single straight white dude who gets caught being horrible to the human race does that exact same misdirecting, no-taking-ownership, finger-pointing 'pity me' bullshit.

    • @s871-c1q
      @s871-c1q 5 років тому +92

      @@megalomaniacalHalide yeah, because only straight white males lie about doing bad things.

    • @stingerjohnny9951
      @stingerjohnny9951 5 років тому +64

      Halide replace “straight white man” with “literally all of humanity” and you got it right.

    • @Ziomaletto
      @Ziomaletto 5 років тому +25

      @@megalomaniacalHalide >>"Every single straight white dude"
      I guess Brie Larson is your cousine.

  • @DarkKitarist
    @DarkKitarist 5 років тому +930

    That was an epic ProJared diss... You are a god!

    • @chaotixninja5
      @chaotixninja5 5 років тому +56

      It didn't take long for me to catch on what was going on in the beginning. XD

    • @xMTxcameron
      @xMTxcameron 5 років тому +3

      @@chaotixninja5 Me neither. 😂

    • @Jackal_El_Lobo34
      @Jackal_El_Lobo34 5 років тому +71

      Jim is not a god. However, we can happily thank god for him.

    • @iRemainNameless
      @iRemainNameless 5 років тому +19

      So classy.
      Thank God for you, Jim Sterling.
      You dapper bloke

    • @slayer-22
      @slayer-22 5 років тому +38

      It was weird but lol, fuck pedojared.
      Why is every jared a fucking pedo, also?

  • @Thompson8200
    @Thompson8200 5 років тому +41

    Superficial charm? ✅Grandiose sense of self worth? ✅Need for constant stimulation? ✅Pathological liar? ✅Manipulative? ✅Lack of remorse and guilt? ✅Lack of true emotions? ✅Lack empathy? ✅Parasitic lifestyle? ✅Poor self control? ✅History of extreme sexual behaviour? ✅Overly impulsive? ✅Failure to accept responsibility? ✅
    Sure sounds like a psychopath to me.

    • @hoodedman6579
      @hoodedman6579 5 років тому +1

      You should probably add line breaks between each check so they look better.

    • @LATEXXJUGGERNUT
      @LATEXXJUGGERNUT 5 років тому +4

      Malignant Overt Narcissist is even mpre accurate, it includes all psychopathic behavior as well as the devaulation motive. Randy Pitchford must devalue others to overvalue himself.

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel 5 років тому +1

      @Hylian Usual I don't know if you have your clown nose on or off, but with Jim it's an act. Mostly. At any rate Jim sees these aspects of his own character and addresses them, for the most part.
      I do not see this self-awareness in Randy Bitchford.

    • @breakofrite
      @breakofrite 5 років тому +3

      @@zimriel I fear a r/woosh may be in order here

    • @kenjen9861
      @kenjen9861 5 років тому +1

      The thing is, many positions of power: corporations, government, military, are held by psychopaths and sociopaths.

  • @bioticninja2170
    @bioticninja2170 5 років тому +33

    Yeah, after hearing about this... it’s amazing that BL3 went from “buy immediately” to “wait six months” to “I don’t feel comfortable purchasing it” in the span of a few months
    EDIT: Hell, I don’t feel comfortable even trying to rebuy the other Borderlands games for the PC like I planned to do when this story broke out. I would love to deprive Pitchford of every penny if possible, but even if I never buy another game from Gearbox or 2K in my life, chances are he’s STILL reaping rewards from me through some tax bracket loophole...
    ...what was my point again?
    Right, waiting until BL3 is as cheap as possible or otherwise find another way to play it (or you know, just not playing it at all thus never giving it money at any point)

    • @Doom_Hawk
      @Doom_Hawk 5 років тому +2

      As a console player (no Epic, yay!) I’m only supporting BL3 for the actual devs. I wish I could ensure that Randy doesn’t get a single penny.

    • @Horatio787
      @Horatio787 5 років тому +6

      @@Doom_Hawk The worst part of these fucking clownish CEOs is that there's no way to hurt them financially without hurting their teams who they are already hurting and will probably fire if the number is 87 instead of 88.

    • @carpetfluff35
      @carpetfluff35 5 років тому

      I know, I'm the same. I want the game, but I'm honestly worried I'll just see his face in the back of my mind the whole time I'm playing it.

    • @Largentina.
      @Largentina. 5 років тому +4

      @@Doom_Hawk Well the devs have already been paid. The only people you're supporting directly is the publishers and CEOs.

    • @ragingdwarf
      @ragingdwarf 5 років тому

      Same here. I have met Randy personally and he seemed like a cool dude. Never really knew how much of a clown shoe he was. His bitch fit over GameInformer clarifying that heads and skins were, in fact, micro transaction (horse armor, anyone?), made me reconsider a Day 1 buy, at best. The way he's allegedly treated his staff upsets me, as I can empathize with them, makes me consider holding out until it's a ten dollar deal on the XB Marketplace... Fucking hell, Randy.

  • @kennycai8695
    @kennycai8695 5 років тому +34

    Borrowing someone's comment for this: you want to know if Randy Pitchford is lying? If his lips are moving.

  • @Bt3615
    @Bt3615 5 років тому +90

    The Projared parody at the beginning was marvelous XD

    • @michimatsch5862
      @michimatsch5862 5 років тому +4

      Okay, I gotta ask.
      Who is projared? Everyone is mentioning him all of the sudden.

    • @ranzorr
      @ranzorr 5 років тому +2

      @@michimatsch5862 A youtuber.

    • @archmagusofevil
      @archmagusofevil 5 років тому +3

      @@michimatsch5862 popular videogame/dnd youtuber who has apparently been pressuring fans for sexual talk and nude images, allegedly including some who were underage.

    • @Bt3615
      @Bt3615 5 років тому +7

      @@michimatsch5862 You can find a lot of video that explains the situation. In short he is a midtier retrogaming youtuber that totally destroyed his life and career a couple of days ago.

    • @CaptainSpycrab
      @CaptainSpycrab 5 років тому +3

      Bt3615 He's _been_ destroying his life and career for months, maybe even years, it's just it only came to light within the last couple days.

  • @Morbacounet
    @Morbacounet 5 років тому +35

    It's hard to swap flash drives when you already have one hand busy.

    • @digitalboy80
      @digitalboy80 5 років тому +1

      Not to mention that it's actually pretty genious. If that hard drive is stolen by a competitor, they will be too preoccupied with spanking it to the porn instead of evaluating the sensitive data.
      Also: Where else to hide your por... I mean your sensitive company data than in plain sight, am I right? Of course I am!

  • @ExcenGaming
    @ExcenGaming 5 років тому +79

    Welp. The intro summed up the last week in about a minute. Pretty accurate

  • @thatonestormtrooper2760
    @thatonestormtrooper2760 5 років тому +88

    The difference between Sean Murray and Randy Pitchford is experience. I think Sean murray was just naive in his marketing efforts rather than blatantly dishonest. I mean they were a new indie studio after all. On the other hand pitchford has been doing this for years now. He should know better

    • @thebeatles7109
      @thebeatles7109 5 років тому +19

      Watch the Sean Murray rapid fire interview like a week before launch. He was knowingly lying, it was intentional. At least he improved the game since.

    • @Eunostos
      @Eunostos 5 років тому +9

      I don't see how you can look at Murray's interviews and credibly interpret them any way but lying, though :/
      What I COULD believe is that he convinced himself it 'didn't count' somehow or things snowballed at some point and he got trapped by the fibs. Because... that's pretty much how those sorts of things happen, even if they're inevitably going to blow up on you.
      I'd agree that his later actions make comparisons with people who seem to be utter scumbags unfair, though. To the point that i feel warm and fuzzy knowing their product and company have had success. It feels nice to have been able to have an opinion shift to the positive like that ^_^

    • @OsirisLord
      @OsirisLord 5 років тому +8

      IMO all of Murray's actions after NMS' release prove he wasn't being intentionally deceitful. I think what happened is that he was not a trained PR man but a passionate indie game programmer who suddenly found his little hobby project suddenly the focus of a massive multi-million dollar hype train with Sony, a global multinational corporation, putting him in the center of it. So he goes on to speak with Stephen Colbert and Colbert asks him if there's multiplayer and suddenly a Morton's Fork lays before him. He can tell Stephen the truth but it would disappoint people and he would then be fielded a bunch of follow-up questions that would result in getting into lots of technical details, or he can say "Yes" because they were probably thinking of putting that in anyway and maybe we can get multiplayer up in time if we're lucky. Go back to the video and look how he both immediately starts to hedge his claim. He says there will be multiplayer but that the game's universe is so massive it's unlikely any two players can occupy the same space at the same time.

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 4 роки тому

      OsirisLord #colbertbump

  • @wdcain1
    @wdcain1 5 років тому +41

    So Randy Pitchford thinks he's an evil genius like Lex Luthor when he's actually Eric Cartman. Gotcha.

    • @bennb4342
      @bennb4342 5 років тому +5

      I would love to watch all Randy interviews redubbed with cartman voice. Same words. Correct voice.

  • @mightylink65
    @mightylink65 5 років тому +61

    This guy is destroying a perfectly good single player loot shooter during a time when we desperately need better loot shooters all because of his stupid reputation alone.
    Borderlands fans are trying so hard to ignore him...

    • @adrian_digital
      @adrian_digital 5 років тому +12

      Nah Randy's an ass but bl3 will do just fine

    • @kennyljs
      @kennyljs 5 років тому +6

      No one cares about Blandy Bitchfraud. He will use Borderlands 3's success and say he was right and you are wrong.

    • @SeriouslyDinosaur
      @SeriouslyDinosaur 5 років тому +9

      It'll be hilarious, everyone getting promised such a great game. Why y'all can't see the Colonial Marines 2: Bitchford Boogaloo?
      I'm serious.

    • @Warxoth
      @Warxoth 5 років тому +2

      @@adrian_digital this. Randy can get fucked and step on shit with a wet socket, but Borderlands 3 will be great.

    • @unversedhero6028
      @unversedhero6028 5 років тому +1

      No he isn't, people like you need to learn how to separate the game from one fuck up that worked on it.

  • @Nsixtyfourlink
    @Nsixtyfourlink 5 років тому +305

    Get him Jim. That pansy blocked me on Twitter after I asked him if the epic advances included fortnite loot boxes.

  • @General_Ace
    @General_Ace 5 років тому +47

    Randy pitchford is a *perfect* inspiration for game developers everywhere! ❤️
    Of what *not* to be...

    • @Osio1000_5
      @Osio1000_5 3 роки тому

      Call me stupid, but you got me at the first half.

  • @Carpetduck
    @Carpetduck 5 років тому +72

    This is why I love Jim Sterling, UA-cam's favorite son

  • @BGold_Animation
    @BGold_Animation 5 років тому +97

    I want you to know that your channel is one of the few, genuinely important gaming journalism channels.
    Not just a marketing regurgitator like so many others.
    I appreciate your hard work very much.
    Keep going friend
    😊

    • @Uthandol
      @Uthandol 5 років тому

      I stopped watching Jim a few years back when he went full schill SJW. This is the first video of his ive watched since. I hope he doesn't virtue signal again.

    • @shinryohji
      @shinryohji 5 років тому +3

      @@Uthandol Oh you can immediately fuck off then, he is still being a *Jim's impression of a Gamer Gater's voice* "AAAAAAAACE JAAAAAAAAAY DUBBLEYOUUU".

  • @clutchyfinger
    @clutchyfinger 5 років тому +47

    The New York Times story about Jim taking a dump on a dog's head doesn't matter because everyone was doing it in the 90's, so he was smart to take a dump too. Also, the story about him taking a dump is false, he never did it. But he was smart to take the dump, and it shows how interesting his life is.

    • @drumrocka
      @drumrocka 5 років тому

      Ohmahgawd THAT. IS. FUNNY

    • @LinoonerBlue
      @LinoonerBlue 5 років тому +8

      @shivoo 90% sure Cluchyfinger is making fun of Fox & Friend's reaction to Trump's tax returns and how the president managed to lose over a billion dollars in the span of 10 years.

    • @lordofgangstas
      @lordofgangstas 5 років тому

      Totally exonerates Jim, thank you!

  • @nico6143
    @nico6143 5 років тому +34

    Huh. I wonder if Randy Pitchford is the inspiration behind Handsome Jack?

    • @grumpyjack9085
      @grumpyjack9085 5 років тому +22

      Nicholas Landriault That is an insult to Handsome Jack.

    • @samkeiser9776
      @samkeiser9776 4 роки тому

      I haven’t played Borderlands 2, is Handsome Jack a creepy weirdo?

    • @lexi3312
      @lexi3312 4 роки тому +10

      @@samkeiser9776 yes but actually funny and can be tragic if you look deep into it and is capable of being likable. So not really like Randy.

    • @metalbobted
      @metalbobted 4 роки тому +5

      Nah handsome jack is actually charismatic

  • @TheGrooseofLegend
    @TheGrooseofLegend 5 років тому +282

    Sweet, Jim Sterling tearing into shitty CEOs. This will be good background noi-
    *Pitchford leaves behind a USB of child pornography*
    Wait wha-

    • @zegaskmask5659
      @zegaskmask5659 5 років тому +27

      Magical porn

    • @DaSquareful
      @DaSquareful 5 років тому +12

      Sorry we werent there to warn you chief.

    • @dorukevcim7578
      @dorukevcim7578 5 років тому +7

      that is pretty serious, but just a rumor! The guy sucks in many other aspects but that kind of lie can ruin a man's whole life.

    • @holdenraymorris
      @holdenraymorris 5 років тому +12

      @@dorukevcim7578 seriously, that's not something to take lightly. The accusation ALONE can ruin someone's life, and as much as Randy Pitchford is a leech on the industry, he doesn't deserve that, nobody does...
      I mean, unless they did it then yeah

    • @qty1315
      @qty1315 5 років тому +31

      @@dorukevcim7578 Lie? This isn't a rumor, he confirmed that there was porn on his flash drive. Although there wasn't proof that the girl in the porn video was underage, the guy who found the flash drive claimed that the girl looked underage. Whether or not she was is up for debate, but the porn was true.
      Update: I looked it up. Apparently, the porn was of a girl who had only recently turned 18 and was popular because she looked younger than she was. Randy Pitchford looked up this particular girl, so it might be safe to assume that he's into underage girls. That's a pretty disturbing thought.

  • @Lord_of_Dread
    @Lord_of_Dread 5 років тому +267

    "With an alleged 12 million in the bank, buy two flash drives!" My face hurts from laughing for a good few minutes straight!

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel 5 років тому +22

      shit, dude, i got like six flash drives here and I didn't pay for one of them. Corporations hand them out free at any tech fair if you're in software, like i am.

    • @stormblessed2321
      @stormblessed2321 5 років тому +9

      Butcher says to customer “I bet you sixty dollars you can’t kick those hanging meats”
      Customer says “sorry, I can’t take that bet. The steaks are too high.”
      You should be laughing for aboot 15 minutes straight from that one, judging from your laugh sensitivity.

    • @Vandragorax
      @Vandragorax 5 років тому +5

      The trouble is, although he's in a privileged position of power where he would CERTAINLY fire any of his employees if they left a work flash drive in a restaurant with PORN on it... he's too fucking DUMB not to do it himself. I mean the guy is literally THICK AS A BRICK and thinks that he can lie about everything and that nobody will question him or notice.
      How people like this get into these positions of power where they literally have to take NO responsibility for anything is beyond me... it should be illegal.

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 5 років тому +1

      Stupid Evil alignment summarized in a single sentence.

    • @D_YellowMadness
      @D_YellowMadness 5 років тому +2

      "Squirty magic porn" was my favorite part.

  • @madhigh-cactus5320
    @madhigh-cactus5320 5 років тому +64

    I say to myself "Jim's taking a while today to post." I see the topic for today. Jim, take all the time you need for this. ☺

  • @MegaNightmare4
    @MegaNightmare4 5 років тому +64

    I love the Borderlands series so much. Why does it have to be run by this man child

    • @MegaNightmare4
      @MegaNightmare4 4 роки тому +20

      Now having played Borderlands 3, I have returned to amend my statement.
      I love 75% of the Borderlands series so much.

    • @Welcometotheslam5424
      @Welcometotheslam5424 3 роки тому

      I played the og borderlands and found it enjoyable(albeit extremely bland in presentation and locations)
      For some reason, I completely lost interest in the series after starting Borderlands 2, even though I personally find it to be far more enjoyable than Borderlands 1

    • @JackTheripper911
      @JackTheripper911 3 роки тому

      I never found Borderlands all that good to begin with honestly

  • @themissinggene
    @themissinggene 5 років тому +118

    Man, the stuff with Jared still has me kind of awestruck

    • @Bound4Earth
      @Bound4Earth 5 років тому +7

      To be fair, his content was mediocre at best, so barely a loss really.

    • @Lifesizemortal
      @Lifesizemortal 5 років тому +1

      @@Bound4Earth right? i doubt ProJared was anyone's hero. and if he was, I pity thee

    • @themissinggene
      @themissinggene 5 років тому +6

      @@Bound4Earth Ehh, subjective. He was never my favorite but I watched most of his stuff while wasting my life on the graveyard shift. I was never naive enough to think I knew the person behind the personality but I can't say I expected that kind of stuff from him. Feels weird.

    • @That_Lady_Charlie
      @That_Lady_Charlie 5 років тому +7

      @El Carlos yeah. it's used to describe white supremacists.

    • @Tamaki742
      @Tamaki742 5 років тому

      @@MrDemomanman They did boot him out though.

  • @s-clone8964
    @s-clone8964 5 років тому +79

    That Starscream was BRILLIANT ^.^

  • @stretchmtsa5106
    @stretchmtsa5106 5 років тому +22

    In that interview Randy tries to describe Jim but fails miserably and only describes himself...amazing.

    • @Laxora_NZ
      @Laxora_NZ 5 років тому

      Randy Pitchford is: "that journalist guy", a big guy, with a British accent, who's thing is he's always angry, and has a hard on for himself?

  • @LLJVBass
    @LLJVBass 5 років тому +130

    Us: Thank God for Jim Sterling
    No Man's Sky devs: Thank God for Randy Pitchford

  • @The_gaming_archaeologist
    @The_gaming_archaeologist 5 років тому +57

    I would suggest Randy was like Claptrap with his never-ending chatting and invitations to get shot, but Claptrap is lovable.

    • @fcoonjj4844
      @fcoonjj4844 5 років тому +13

      that and bad things do happen to claptrap,but he will actually help you.

  • @theguardian8317
    @theguardian8317 5 років тому +41

    "So it's like a seven - seven and a half game"
    - Randy Pitchford on Alien Colonial Marines

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 5 років тому +15

      With Alien AI that is literally broken (ultimately found to be due to a typo in the code). Sure Randall, sure.

    • @666Tomato666
      @666Tomato666 5 років тому +4

      ah, yes, it's a 7, *on IGNs scale* , so that makes it 1/10 on a normal scale

  • @angryyogbuscus1578
    @angryyogbuscus1578 5 років тому +66

    I am growing increasingly less confident in anything Gearbox has planned.

    • @SteeZy644
      @SteeZy644 5 років тому +20

      Angry Yogbuscus the only franchise they’ve successfully launched was Borderlands. Almost every other property they’ve released has been garbage, and Randy has been like this for a while

    • @ravenousbasilisk5120
      @ravenousbasilisk5120 5 років тому +4

      Honestly gearbox looks kinda okay, so unless 'you know who' goes completely off the rails - it at least won't blow up, seeing how they are up and running with such a guy at the helm

    • @copperboltwire320
      @copperboltwire320 5 років тому +1

      ... Took ya long enough ...

    • @SteeZy644
      @SteeZy644 5 років тому +1

      Mitch they also did brothers in arms, which I hear is also pretty good. My point still somewhat stands

    • @bigbeatmanifesto6517
      @bigbeatmanifesto6517 5 років тому +5

      Don't let the actions of one man baby hurt the years of hard work others have put into many good and enjoyable games

  • @DAGATHire
    @DAGATHire 5 років тому +78

    Randy pitchford has disliked this video with 491 sock puppet accounts

    • @victorhernandez8723
      @victorhernandez8723 5 років тому

      Sock puppet accounts?

    • @DAGATHire
      @DAGATHire 5 років тому

      @@victorhernandez8723 guess you didn't watch the video