A Lurid Post-Mortem Of Anthem (The Jimquisition)

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  • Опубліковано 20 жов 2019
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    Anthem. Oh, Anthem. BioWare's ill-fated attempt to jump aboard the "live service" bandwagon is yet another cautionary tale the "AAA" industry won't ever learn from.
    With an obscenely troubled development, a handful of failed promises, and a legacy of embarrassing headlines, Anthem will go down in history, but not for the reasons BioWare hoped.
    It certainly won't be spoke about with the same reverence as Bob Dylan... which is what BioWare actually expected.
    #Anthem #BioWare #EA #JimSterling #Jimquisition
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  • @glossyplane542
    @glossyplane542 4 роки тому +2959

    “Is there a future for anthem?”
    That aged like milk

    • @gidioter
      @gidioter 4 роки тому +165

      I was like "hey this video is old isn't it? How long ago was Anthem released"
      *checks date*
      "Oh it doesn't age well at all does it"

    • @tysean0816
      @tysean0816 4 роки тому +40

      Or dried out like old dog shit

    • @alistairmcintosh9520
      @alistairmcintosh9520 4 роки тому +14

      like fresh dick milk

    • @JimSterling
      @JimSterling  4 роки тому +241

      The future's bright... they hope.

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 4 роки тому +49

      Jim Sterling
      Bright like the flames in a car crash.

  • @UserShadow7989
    @UserShadow7989 4 роки тому +2613

    “Does Anthem have a future?” Sure it does! We’re taking it to a nice farm, where it’ll have a lot of room to run around and play!

    • @koenvandamme6901
      @koenvandamme6901 4 роки тому +246

      *Ominous, metallic click can be heard behind developers back*

    • @jethrodark2372
      @jethrodark2372 4 роки тому +67

      Come here old yeller(Anthem).

    • @NotAGoodUsername360
      @NotAGoodUsername360 4 роки тому +43

      And EA gets to tend the microtransactions!

    • @tiandis100
      @tiandis100 4 роки тому +17

      LMAO This is my favorite response. Thanks for the laugh, friend. :)

    • @MoistChungus
      @MoistChungus 4 роки тому +8

      Along with the last 800 or so players still on anthem

  • @HDxEXoThERMiA
    @HDxEXoThERMiA 4 роки тому +1230

    I still can't see Anthem without thinking: "They killed Mass Effect for this?"

    • @iupzor
      @iupzor 4 роки тому +18

      Andromeda was the best mass effect overall, amazing visuals, nice history, lots of potential

    • @danimartin818
      @danimartin818 4 роки тому +5

      Me too. Exactly this.

    • @MrSomebodyStrange
      @MrSomebodyStrange 4 роки тому +115

      ​@Tattle Boad An overrated game isn't equal to a bad game. The latest Doom was an overrated game, but it was still really damn good. FIrst two Mass Effect games were still great in terms of gameplay and storytelling, same thing with the first Dragon Age.

    • @HermeticMoon
      @HermeticMoon 4 роки тому +40

      Mass effect died long before, whit the ME3 ending.

    • @sta697
      @sta697 4 роки тому +31

      ​@Tattle Boad dragon age origins and the first mass effect games were great and that's obviously subjective and they are flawed.But trying to downplay how EA and themselves to some degree fucked them is missing the point entirely

  • @selder_7
    @selder_7 4 роки тому +420

    Bioware’s response being ‘we don’t like articles that aren’t praise’ is very telling of how games companies view games journalism

    • @tonycmac
      @tonycmac 4 роки тому +27

      I remember that was one of the reasons BioWare shut down the BSN. Whoever decided to do that needs to be fired.

  • @TheKrossRoads
    @TheKrossRoads 4 роки тому +1511

    Bioware: "We want our game to be talked about for decades!"
    Evil Genie: "Your wish is granted."

    • @theendofmyropemydude
      @theendofmyropemydude 4 роки тому +126

      *finger on the monkeys paw curls*

    • @airiakizuki5592
      @airiakizuki5592 4 роки тому +38

      Infamy and fame are the same right?

    • @Tengila
      @Tengila 4 роки тому +54

      @Jimmy That's the point. It'll be talked about for a really long time _as a huge failure._ As a prime example of the failings of the Live Service model. Quite possibly as the biggest failure and downfall of a once beloved game studio.

    • @Tengila
      @Tengila 4 роки тому +7

      @Mi Ke I still have a sliver of hope DA4 will be good, or at least okay. A tiny, very breakable sliver...

    • @apsido-8126
      @apsido-8126 4 роки тому +6

      Technically.. just a regular genie because genies (besides Aladdins) are meant to turn your wish on it’s head and twist them on itself.

  • @gg-er1vv
    @gg-er1vv 4 роки тому +1683

    "lets all laugh at an industry,
    that never learns anything,
    tee hee hee"
    -yahtzee

    • @Archangelm127
      @Archangelm127 4 роки тому +12

      Beat me to it.

    • @RellDefinition
      @RellDefinition 4 роки тому +5

      I can totally hear it being said

    • @hydrocannons7573
      @hydrocannons7573 4 роки тому +29

      Meanwhile EA laughs at a playerbase that never learns anything.

    • @asceticblur
      @asceticblur 4 роки тому +21

      But why would they? They made all their money back in 3 months. I mean, do you think EA gives a fuck? Of course not. Look at ghost recon....huge seller. Totally crap.

    • @everythingsgonnabealright8888
      @everythingsgonnabealright8888 4 роки тому

      Hydro Cannons, because time is a flat circle, it seems.

  • @JamesTobiasStewart
    @JamesTobiasStewart 3 роки тому +131

    So who's here after Jim was totally vindicated in regards to this games '10 years of support' ending after barely 2 years?

  • @TheSuperQuail
    @TheSuperQuail 4 роки тому +375

    "We wanna take on contemporary stories."
    Literally WHAT does that actually mean?

    • @Sorrowdusk
      @Sorrowdusk 4 роки тому +26

      Um...stories that people live...everyday?

    • @TheSuperQuail
      @TheSuperQuail 4 роки тому +117

      Ah yea cos Anthem is so grounded in the mundanes of modern life...

    • @DiggingForFacts
      @DiggingForFacts 4 роки тому +108

      It's corporate speak for "we want to make the things that we think are popular at the moment in a style that is popular at the moment, because we believe that trying to keep up with the Joneses is the way to make money."

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 4 роки тому +62

      well, if we break it down, it means....nothing.
      contemporary is a word that only has meaning in relation to something else. for example, you and i are contemporaries, because we live at the same time and can interact. saying "i want to tell a contemporary story" is essentially you saying "i want to tell a story that occurs at a time". thanks, mate, so do we all.

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 4 роки тому +1

      I think it means conventional stories?

  • @sarasaland4709
    @sarasaland4709 4 роки тому +1617

    A post-mortem of a game less than a year old.
    Welcome to AAA games, kids.

    • @Jonathanizer
      @Jonathanizer 4 роки тому +111

      Games? You mean "live services"

    • @Flowtail
      @Flowtail 4 роки тому +28

      Sarasaland Subserviant actually it’s pronounced “TrIpLe A” games

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 4 роки тому +6

      Don't worry they will sell the sequel/remaster/next year game with annual releases. It makes them more money and they barely have to do any programming for it.

    • @belyayevsfox4753
      @belyayevsfox4753 4 роки тому +8

      @Locust Swarm Anthem may not be technically dead yet, but it's on life support at this point. Live services literally depend on an active user base to keep their servers on, and Anthem doesn't have much of a base left. EA may eventually pull the plug on the game, and unlike Square Enix, they aren't likely to rebuild it from scratch.

    • @1urie1
      @1urie1 4 роки тому +13

      Guess failure is also a surprise mechanic.

  • @TMcKeon408
    @TMcKeon408 4 роки тому +1651

    "Supported for years to come!"
    Couldn't even make it pass year 1.

    • @VictorW23
      @VictorW23 4 роки тому +125

      RIP Anthem 2019-2019 😂👌

    • @04musicgurl
      @04musicgurl 4 роки тому +7

      When did it officially die?

    • @MechaEmperor7000
      @MechaEmperor7000 4 роки тому +88

      @@04musicgurl I think a month back or so? I remember them mentioning it's basically on maintenance mode now (which is "live service" talk for "dead")
      So not even 10 months, let alone 10 years.

    • @2Scribble
      @2Scribble 4 роки тому +23

      Oi, be fair, this game WILL be remembered for years to come -nod-

    • @natk205
      @natk205 4 роки тому +35

      They didn't even prepare for this game, so HOW WERE THEY GOING TO SUPPORT IT? What a bunch of idiotic morons.

  • @alexhirsch5738
    @alexhirsch5738 3 роки тому +89

    "Is there a future for Anthem?"
    "Yes, yes there is. A very bright future, we hope!"
    Just here on the day of Anthem's death to remember every step of the way

    • @TiagoMorbusSa
      @TiagoMorbusSa 3 роки тому +8

      Thank god for James Stephanie Sterling.

  • @linktheordonianhero9098
    @linktheordonianhero9098 4 роки тому +655

    Fans: *Love the storytelling and worldbuilding of Bioware's Mass Effect and Dragon Age games*
    Bioware: "Yeah, let's not make a game like that"

    • @GloomGaiGar
      @GloomGaiGar 4 роки тому +27

      EA didn't give them a chance to.

    • @optidalfprime3904
      @optidalfprime3904 4 роки тому +27

      @@GloomGaiGar EA did. But if they give Bioware 7 years to make the game but Bioware just wanks around and start doing the game after 5-6? that's where the problem is

    • @gemain609
      @gemain609 4 роки тому +14

      @@optidalfprime3904 In the video he outright says that when the dragon age head was story boarding they didn't want the game to go in that direction so they took him off. EA is just as much to blame

    • @optidalfprime3904
      @optidalfprime3904 4 роки тому +16

      @@gemain609 So they took someone of from storyboarding and the project doesn't progress for 5 years. Cool. Not how it works. Bioware management was just dogshit

    • @koboldparty4708
      @koboldparty4708 4 роки тому +5

      There's nothing wrong with trying to branch out. In theory.

  • @yt_Ajay_
    @yt_Ajay_ 4 роки тому +302

    Anthem is a 2019 game. Sometimes I forget.

    • @Sashitoge
      @Sashitoge 4 роки тому +20

      I've forgotten more than once, and when the lists for the worst games of the year roll up, I will have forgotten again.

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 4 роки тому +2

      It's so fucked up. I'm really happy I didn't buy it..

    • @DemonicAkumi
      @DemonicAkumi 4 роки тому +4

      A few times when people bring up Anthem it actually makes my brain skip a beat and wonder what year I'm in as I thought it came out last year.
      Making me question "Wait, is it really year 2018? Oh crap... it DID come out this year?"

    • @90sNostalgiaNerd
      @90sNostalgiaNerd 4 роки тому

      It's definitely in the running for Yahtzee's Blandest Game Award.

  • @HMan2828
    @HMan2828 4 роки тому +1660

    "Anthem: so shit, players want the bugs put back in!"
    As a developer that made me chuckle in all the best ways lol

    • @archibaldc.1833
      @archibaldc.1833 4 роки тому +18

      Such a cute aye-aye

    • @puppy0cam
      @puppy0cam 4 роки тому +31

      Fallout 76: bruh

    • @grubbybum3614
      @grubbybum3614 4 роки тому +39

      Which idiot's bought this game? Own up, so I can shame you.

    • @SimonSalmon
      @SimonSalmon 4 роки тому +17

      @@grubbybum3614 I did I wanted to see it for myself but I have a lot of money to waste so I knew I wasted it :)

    • @ferinzz
      @ferinzz 4 роки тому +10

      Oh god, this bug made it fun... Go back! Must go back!

  • @marbledgold0605
    @marbledgold0605 4 роки тому +222

    I'd like to remind everyone that this was the game, that made Mass Effect Andromeda what it was.
    Because the the a-team was busy working on this and the b-team took up Andromeda

    • @fisharepeopletoo9653
      @fisharepeopletoo9653 4 роки тому +16

      Your a team sucked i doubt andromeda would've been any better

    • @RoyalFusilier
      @RoyalFusilier 4 роки тому +25

      Anthem: So shit, it made other games shit via proximity.

    • @SvenTviking
      @SvenTviking 4 роки тому +13

      RectalDiscourse There was very little wrong with Andromeda once the facial animations were patched. It was just the fanboi assholes went hysterical, vomiting, pissing and shitting in all directions, screaming that it was “THE WORST GAME EVA, EVA, EVVVVVAAAA!!!” In fact in playability it was better than the original trilogy, and the story was an introduction to a new trilogy, just like ME1. A lot of people are reassessing Andromeda and shamefaced admitting that they may just have over reacted a tad.

    • @ToxicallyMasculinelol
      @ToxicallyMasculinelol 4 роки тому +5

      that is literally not true. both games suffered because of top-down policies

    • @brianjensen5661
      @brianjensen5661 3 роки тому +3

      @@SvenTviking so what your saying is they were ashamed of their words and deeds?

  • @nicknackh1610
    @nicknackh1610 4 роки тому +202

    I keep forgetting that it came out in 2019, it feels like so long ago

    • @Legion849
      @Legion849 4 роки тому

      Didn't it come out in 2018? Am I missing something here. There is just something that doesn't add up.

    • @JackTheripper911
      @JackTheripper911 4 роки тому +8

      @@Legion849 when did February 22nd 2019 suddenly become part of 2018?
      The only thing that doesnt add up is your not actually paying attention or even casually googling the answer.....

    • @ShutItKyle
      @ShutItKyle 4 роки тому +16

      Me: “Why are people talking about Anthem? Didnt that game come out like 5 years ago?”
      Also me: “Oh god.”

    • @Legion849
      @Legion849 4 роки тому +4

      @@JackTheripper911 Maybe but still doesn't it feel that Anthem somehow reset the timeline. I swear I'm not crazy just saying

  • @guguy00
    @guguy00 4 роки тому +809

    RIP Anthem
    2019-2019
    "You were boring gobshite"

    • @ThePurpleSpartan
      @ThePurpleSpartan 4 роки тому +26

      Commander Shepard died (again) for Anthem to live for approximately less than a year. Bioware as we knew it is dead. EA's smartest investment would be to hire a necromancer considering all these dead games and franchises they have. Thanks for nothing Casey Hudson, you're like the George Lucas of Mass Effect except even George never ran away to Microsoft only to cower back home after that venture failed, he just cashed out when he knew he was finished.

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed 4 роки тому +9

      @@ThePurpleSpartan They're sitting on several gold mines, paradoxically they don't exploit them because the're all about the money and have convinced themselves that the only way to make money is to focus only on a small handful of huge games.

    • @uoodSJW
      @uoodSJW 4 роки тому

      F

    • @TheLenny655
      @TheLenny655 4 роки тому +16

      I'm Commander Shepard and Anthem is the worst game on the Citadel.

    • @dragorocky2
      @dragorocky2 4 роки тому +5

      Anyone else still bitter about the hot garbage known as Anthem? I feel robbed still.

  • @lehran2516
    @lehran2516 4 роки тому +531

    Bioware: This is a beginning of a 10 year journey for us
    EA: Yeah through unemployment.

    • @chillhour6155
      @chillhour6155 4 роки тому +29

      I think they meant to say 10 month journey

    • @reed1645
      @reed1645 4 роки тому +12

      @@chillhour6155 more like 7 lol. After the cataclysm flopped the game was officially dead.

    • @angelshadow3593
      @angelshadow3593 4 роки тому +1

      Ooff damn that stings

    • @yudhiadhyatmikosiswono9082
      @yudhiadhyatmikosiswono9082 4 роки тому

      i think is kinda unrealistic that a game with live service can survive for 10 years, even most popular MMORPG can't survive that long.

    • @reed1645
      @reed1645 4 роки тому +1

      @@yudhiadhyatmikosiswono9082 destiny has made it to 5 and it's bigger than ever these days. it's possible put the market is getting really crowded and when other franchises have been doing this kind of thing for a lot longer than you... its a tough market to break into.

  • @themetalone7739
    @themetalone7739 4 роки тому +427

    "Anthem is a social game, where you and your friends go on quests and journeys."
    I can't be the only one who is sick to death of hearing things like that. First thing I think when I hear that is: the game is minimal-effort, poor story, multiplayer crap that is only entertaining if you can get your friends to play with you. It also assures that your game will be pretty much worthless, when they do close the servers.
    Every game does not need to be a social multiplayer (unless your goal is to sell micro-transactions). Some of us play games to get away from the world for a moment, along with the people in it, and relax with some alone time.

    • @robertherrick6703
      @robertherrick6703 4 роки тому +26

      Agreed. That really put a damper on my interest in the game before it even came out.

    • @vsm1456
      @vsm1456 4 роки тому +28

      in Destiny they really use that "better played with friends" motto as a band-aid instead of fixing the game issues, in hopes YOU will USE your friends to fix these issues for you. I have a feeling it's a kind of disgusting, actually...

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT 4 роки тому +19

      i too am really sick of this "everything is a co-op" trend.

    • @funninoriginal6054
      @funninoriginal6054 4 роки тому +10

      I agree. I like Co-Op games as much as the next guy, but having games where you always have some John Doe thats 20 levels above you doing fuck all just gets anoying after a while

    • @Savpants69
      @Savpants69 4 роки тому +7

      @@funninoriginal6054 I like Co-Op with friends but I don't like massive online games with loads of people running around ruining my experience. And this model of launching a core boring game to rake money in and then spends years adding actual content later is getting old fast.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 4 роки тому +71

    "This new game's gonna be legendary!"
    "Cool. What's it about?"
    "Um... It'll have action and co-op."
    "Okay, and?"
    "And what? It's an action game with co-op! What else do you want?"

  • @synalra2388
    @synalra2388 4 роки тому +258

    I love how that infamous reddit post of EA's actually got into the Guinness World Records

  • @CaptainTitforce
    @CaptainTitforce 4 роки тому +233

    Is there a future for Anthem?
    Me: A bit of poison on my blade and let's GO!

    • @JimSterling
      @JimSterling  4 роки тому +69

      Anthem is a masterwork, YOU CAN'T GO WRONG!

  • @ihavethegaul
    @ihavethegaul 4 роки тому +152

    "Its a clean slate"
    Destiny clone with jetpacks with one loading screen.
    No thanks.

    • @Legion849
      @Legion849 4 роки тому +11

      It was the Destiny killer that couldn't even last one year . EA never learns

    • @datonkallandor8687
      @datonkallandor8687 4 роки тому +6

      It wasn't a Destiny clone. It was in fact the Multiplayer mode of Mass Effect Andromeda, with new assets. But, you know, they made sure not to involve the developers that made that mode (the only good part of ME:A and the only people that would know how to make that game), and slapped a tons of bad loot mechanics on top.
      I'm serious, they actually confirmed on the record that those devs didn't work on Anthem, as if they were proud to not involve the only people with competency in the area their new game focuses on. Because the game those people were forced to work on before wasn't good in the area they weren't good at (singleplayer). But that's EA logic for you, the same company that cancelled a game for not selling enough - before it got released.

    • @shorddy1668
      @shorddy1668 4 роки тому +3

      Not even a Destiny clone

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 4 роки тому +4

      @@shorddy1668 Yeah. For all the game's faults, D1 kept me coming back for a good while. Anthem was a game with jetpacks... and I honestly couldn't tell you from trailers what the game was even about.

    • @shorddy1668
      @shorddy1668 4 роки тому +2

      silverblade357 exactly

  • @83cable
    @83cable 4 роки тому +123

    Pre ordering a live service is an exercise in “surprise mechanics”.

    • @Legion849
      @Legion849 4 роки тому +7

      EA : We don't know why we are seen as the bad guys.

    • @Legion849
      @Legion849 4 роки тому +4

      @OzarkoBlam You mean your surprise cell growth.

    • @devolution13
      @devolution13 3 роки тому

      @@Legion849 😂

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 10 місяців тому

      *T H E R E ' S T O O M U C H C A R I N T H I S C A R*

  • @AlexDeLarge1
    @AlexDeLarge1 4 роки тому +595

    You know Jim Sterling is genuine and dedicated when he makes absolutely sure that every time "live service" is uttered, he says it in *that* voice.

    • @tommiknuutila6751
      @tommiknuutila6751 4 роки тому +3

      It's fucking annoying tho, lol.

    • @diegocandelaria7871
      @diegocandelaria7871 4 роки тому +60

      @@tommiknuutila6751 how do you delete someone else's comment

    • @tommiknuutila6751
      @tommiknuutila6751 4 роки тому +1

      @@diegocandelaria7871 Lmao

    • @Byrvurra
      @Byrvurra 4 роки тому +24

      He's had such a dedication to it I wonder if he can even utter that phrase in his normal voice anymore.

    • @KnownAsKenji
      @KnownAsKenji 4 роки тому +10

      I think it's more that he wouldn't ever be able to bear even speaking it in a normal tone, so he chose a consistent silly one. Tends to happen.

  • @YourBlackLocal
    @YourBlackLocal 4 роки тому +749

    Not even a year and the Live Service is dead.

  • @joshsweet7512
    @joshsweet7512 3 роки тому +18

    Don't mind me, just back to this video (which belongs in the fucking Louvre) after the death knell of "Anthem".

  • @YuiFunami
    @YuiFunami 4 роки тому +34

    the android wilson voice has always been my favorite

    • @RoyalFusilier
      @RoyalFusilier 4 роки тому +2

      "Mister Wilson, would you like to comment on the latest Anthem controversy-" "WHERE. IS. THE. DOK-TOR? EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"

  • @BigStarRealFamous
    @BigStarRealFamous 4 роки тому +348

    "Dylan, because they hoped it would be talked about for years to come"
    Talk about a monkey paw situation.

  • @587DeathKing
    @587DeathKing 4 роки тому +397

    Anthem came out in February of 2019, I can't tell if that means the release was so insignificant or if 2019 has been a long year

    • @DoveAlexa
      @DoveAlexa 4 роки тому +53

      This comment gives me a 1000 yard stare. I don't know either...

    • @sulidos
      @sulidos 4 роки тому +42

      KelvinBelmont it's been a very loooooong year

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 4 роки тому +9

      It's certainly been a long year for Anthem...

    • @goonhaveanotherbikky
      @goonhaveanotherbikky 4 роки тому +15

      @@autobotstarscream765 It's been the only year for Anthem. Not even a whole year.

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 4 роки тому

      @@goonhaveanotherbikky Exactly. >:3

  • @maximumryan
    @maximumryan 4 роки тому +41

    I could NEVER wrap my head around how the human character's fit their legs into the javelins lol

    • @zach-rac
      @zach-rac 3 роки тому +7

      Oh god thank you. I /hate/ how they look.. It looks like the people in the suits are walking on their shin bones because of how the leg is bent and it's just hideous.

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 3 роки тому +3

      Now if it was like Starfox where they cut off their legs for augments (or the MEK soldiers from X-Com) that'd be believable.

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 2 роки тому +1

      @@chaosinc.382 Starfox is neat. Nintendo’s Starfox I mean, not Marvel’s Starfox. He’s pretty dumb.

    • @blackpajamas6600
      @blackpajamas6600 Рік тому

      ​@@JaelinBezelEy man, what've got got against Starfox? Not the most original character, I'll admit, but he's gone over a bit of a revamp and I think he's just fine. Not great. But fine. Hell, Starfox essentially saved the planet in the recent A.X.E. event.

  • @alklazaris3741
    @alklazaris3741 3 роки тому +50

    "Released Anthem upon the world like a weaponized virus."
    Wait, Anthem created Covid19? I knew it!

    • @P-nk-m-na
      @P-nk-m-na Рік тому

      the C in Covid is short for Crunch

  • @mrpyrostorm3165
    @mrpyrostorm3165 4 роки тому +402

    "10 years of support" couldn't even get 10 months. I'm still amazed this game came out in 2019.

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 4 роки тому +19

      Anybody who pays attention isn't. This is the same industry that released Fallout 76 and Assassin's Creed Unity at us.

    • @devilmikey00
      @devilmikey00 4 роки тому +23

      If anyone ever says they are going to support something for 10 years you should belly laugh. That's literally almost two average console generations and nothing that isn't primarily a PC title will EVER get 10 years of support. It's a bald-faced lie and companies REALLY need to stop using that particular one. Heck. even among PC centric titles games supported for 10 years or more number in the single digits. It's just a silly thing to promise in this industry.

    • @Patrickf5087
      @Patrickf5087 4 роки тому +2

      @@devilmikey00 the only games that last that long are MMos even only a few have lasted half that long, evercrack (everquest) and wow, runescape

    • @Nicolas-zo6rg
      @Nicolas-zo6rg 4 роки тому +2

      Holy crap. It came out in 2019??? I seriously forgot this. Incredible how it failed so quickly and thoroughly....

    • @Enclavefakesoldier
      @Enclavefakesoldier 4 роки тому

      not even 10 weeks before the cracks started to show.

  • @JohnDoe-kv3kd
    @JohnDoe-kv3kd 4 роки тому +559

    This is why games should never be pre-ordered,especially
    “live service “games with “road maps”.

    • @menhirmike
      @menhirmike 4 роки тому +57

      Only ever judge a game by what it offers at this moment, not what it's supposed to offer in the future.

    • @RandomPerson-gt1jt
      @RandomPerson-gt1jt 4 роки тому +22

      Exactly, no matter how good a game might seem, ALWAYS wait until the reviews come out. Only time I might pre-order something is if the game already came out but is being ported to a different platform, and the sale is big enough that it's worth the risk.

    • @gozzilla177
      @gozzilla177 4 роки тому

      A real shame the concept had alot to work with, the gameplay could have bin some of the best. But EA had it's hands in the game.....

    • @Go_away__
      @Go_away__ 4 роки тому +14

      After reading this comment, I just realized I can’t read the phrase “live service” without hearing it the way Jim says it.

    • @JauntyM
      @JauntyM 4 роки тому +1

      I got it like first day because first few hours of gameplay looked Interesting

  • @EnigmaticSpuce
    @EnigmaticSpuce 4 роки тому +39

    "Most of anthems gameplay consisted of going [flying] somewhere, shooting something, listening to dialogue, playing a game of hot and cold, rinse, repeat."
    This sounds... oddly... familiar...

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT 4 роки тому +5

      yeah, like every shooter in the industry? I once had first person games summarized as "you press W and react to what happens on a screen" to me. And yes, it actually is that, but all dressed up in facny stuff.

  • @winfehler
    @winfehler 4 роки тому +18

    I’ll be waiting for the day Jim starts making post-mortems on “former AAA publishers” ...

  • @BurningBlood517
    @BurningBlood517 4 роки тому +416

    I can’t believe Jim killed Anthem in his Backyard while wearing a Mysterio Cosplay.

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 4 роки тому +13

      I know. I assumed he would have worn a sexy boglin costume.

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 4 роки тому +8

      Considering how much Jim Sterling has a habit of doing bizarre out-of-nowhere skits, I actually thought I was going to see the video cut to Jim destroying an Anthem disc, while dressed as Mysterio and acting with the mannerisms of the Surprise Mechanic. I was a little disappointed when I did not see such fabulous imagery happen... unless I somehow missed it.

    • @Motorius9000
      @Motorius9000 4 роки тому

      @@lemeres2478 Sexy boglin costumes? Delicious.

  • @brainflash1
    @brainflash1 4 роки тому +430

    "Yes, there is a future for Anthem. A very bright future, we hope."
    Solid Snake: "It's a terrible day for rain."

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 4 роки тому +34

      Isn’t that quote from Colonel Roy Mustang?

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 4 роки тому +5

      0utta S1TE
      What are you talking about crying?
      I only see raindrops.

    • @jdbruiser
      @jdbruiser 4 роки тому +2

      If Anthem was inside a locker with Otacon it'd pee its pants.

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 4 роки тому +3

      @@jdbruiser well, yeah. dead things relax all their muscles, so as is usual for a dying thing, anthem went out as it came in, screaming, kicking and pissing on the carpet.

    • @jdbruiser
      @jdbruiser 4 роки тому

      @@Yal_Rathol Compared with that bloke who peed on The Dude's rug, Anthem has incontinence issues.

  • @Keilink
    @Keilink 3 роки тому +14

    EA: "All studios should work with the FrostBite engine"
    Respawn: "Eeenope."

  • @VakarianGirl
    @VakarianGirl 4 роки тому +61

    "Unicronic Arts."
    Damn dude. Respect.

  • @joekontor6030
    @joekontor6030 4 роки тому +421

    Anthem is so bad Jim scolded his Boglin at the end.

    • @greenfolder2437
      @greenfolder2437 4 роки тому +17

      It had no choice but to intervene, Jim was about to be consumed by Road-Map Rage!

    • @lnfreeman
      @lnfreeman 4 роки тому +17

      Scolded his Boglin? Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

    • @ScorpionAndZangief
      @ScorpionAndZangief 4 роки тому +1

      I for one would like to stand up and say that Boglin abuse is hurtful to Boglins, and detrimental to their Boglin ways.
      You wouldn't bonk a Fantasy Miniature Willem Daffoe, you wouldn't scold a Skeletor Pog. Boglin abuse IS a crime! :

  • @spartanq7781
    @spartanq7781 4 роки тому +312

    I keep forgetting this game even exist. The only time I remember is when someone brings it up. Which is not often. To think it came out this year.

    • @MrRuftzooi
      @MrRuftzooi 4 роки тому +7

      Indeed, i legit forgot this game exists and that i even own it (maybe i'm subconsciously trying to deny that i ever wasted money on it) untill i saw this vid on my youtube feed.

    • @hendellconcepcion5320
      @hendellconcepcion5320 4 роки тому +14

      It came out this year?

    • @grandpulse7970
      @grandpulse7970 4 роки тому +1

      Anything by companies like activision and ea I completely ignore. Subconsciously
      Many of their garbage I either forget the release date or their entire existence altogether. Just too many other good games to bother worrying about their trash

    • @MuffinCapBackBlue
      @MuffinCapBackBlue 4 роки тому +10

      It came out this year? Holy shit I legit thought this game came out in 2018 😅.

    • @sdbegotist
      @sdbegotist 4 роки тому

      An Argos in driving distance were too lazy to get rid of their advertisement marquee for Anthem.

  • @luckystriker842
    @luckystriker842 4 роки тому +47

    I swear, Jason Schrier should earn a mini-Pulitzer for that _Anthem_ exposè.

  • @StormsparkPegasus
    @StormsparkPegasus 3 роки тому +15

    I come from a year and a half in the future to report Jim was exactly right...the promised "remake" got cancelled, and while the servers are still technically running, it will never get any more updates, and noone plays it.

  • @napaknowhow3978
    @napaknowhow3978 4 роки тому +194

    Jim looks more like a 90s cartoon villain after each jimquision

    • @ShaynaLynn
      @ShaynaLynn 4 роки тому +24

      That's because he is. That's the beauty of it all.

    • @jakublulek3261
      @jakublulek3261 4 роки тому +2

      That thumbnail said it all.

    • @Hero_Puddle
      @Hero_Puddle 4 роки тому +2

      Doesn't he have a thing for 90s cartoon villains?

    • @reynaldipangestu259
      @reynaldipangestu259 4 роки тому +8

      More like 80s cartoon villains. I mean, he references Skeletor, Decepticons, all that 80s jazz.

    • @jasonrhome710
      @jasonrhome710 4 роки тому +4

      If I get the funds, I've been thinking about using Hero Forge, or something similar, to make Squad Sterling. I think the only one I'd need to learn how to sculpt myself would be the corn flake homunculus.

  • @CatCheshireThe
    @CatCheshireThe 4 роки тому +280

    I feel like "Anthem will be talked about for years to come" wasn't exactly WRONG. Just you know, not in the way they had hoped.

    • @LegendRonk
      @LegendRonk 4 роки тому +3

      Hasn't even been a year since release

    • @BoltyLive
      @BoltyLive 4 роки тому +3

      Legend Ronk I think anthem will always be used as an example.

    • @XescoPicas
      @XescoPicas 4 роки тому +2

      And we HAVE to keep talking about it! The moment we forget, AAA companies will do it again.

    • @josephpeters49
      @josephpeters49 4 роки тому

      @@XescoPicas you are wrong. AAA does not give a fuck about what we think or do. Jim looks like he's on track to make every video about anthem for the rest of his UA-cam career lol

    • @OVERSKULL87
      @OVERSKULL87 4 роки тому +1

      I think that was implied.....

  • @NonsensicalSpudz
    @NonsensicalSpudz 4 роки тому +14

    Frostbite Engine - built specifically for battlefield.
    EA - hey bioware use this engine you've never used and that was never design for an RPG etc

  • @AJR-vn2um
    @AJR-vn2um 4 роки тому +20

    I saw one of my friends was playing anthem yesterday. I called him an ambulance.

  • @HandmadeGoose97
    @HandmadeGoose97 4 роки тому +173

    Bioware is so good at magic they made Anthem disappear, even made Randy Pitchford jealous at their skill

    • @tyronechillifoot5573
      @tyronechillifoot5573 4 роки тому +13

      If only they could make Randy's carer disapear

    • @kingoftehwalrus77
      @kingoftehwalrus77 4 роки тому +10

      Soon EA is gonna put them both to shame by making an entire studio disappear.

    • @MortalReaver
      @MortalReaver 4 роки тому

      @@kingoftehwalrus77 as long as EA has sport titles then, no

    • @Mernom
      @Mernom 4 роки тому +1

      @@MortalReaver Um, yes?
      EA is not a studio, it's a publisher.

    • @Distruptor18
      @Distruptor18 4 роки тому

      It's weird no usb drive full of Anthem porn he wanted to study has been found yet.
      Actually, it's not weird at all, i doubt there is any Anthem porn anywhere to be found.

  • @susususu6778
    @susususu6778 4 роки тому +617

    One of the best-selling games of 2019, that is absolutely sad.

    • @Aggrofool
      @Aggrofool 4 роки тому +58

      Sales still far underperformed EA's expectations. Might even be a net loss.

    • @gremlinmogwai9649
      @gremlinmogwai9649 4 роки тому +77

      Lots off pre-order victims.

    • @spyox2215
      @spyox2215 4 роки тому +131

      @@gremlinmogwai9649 they deserve it to be honest

    • @shiori4671
      @shiori4671 4 роки тому +47

      Trend continues with Borderlands 3. May be a good game, but the publishers sold out in the worst possible way... Epic exclusive. Yet 90% of the globe bought the game anyway. I am so glad I am not a supporter of that trash. There's a drastic number of people who should be ashamed of their support of that disgusting practice. I couldn't even be bothered to pirate it, just cuz I don't wanna end up liking a game 2K, gearbox _and_ Epic are all involved with.

    • @ericvanleeuwen979
      @ericvanleeuwen979 4 роки тому

      spyOx best two games ever sorry you enjoy trash :)

  • @mitchyk
    @mitchyk 4 роки тому +23

    Them: "blah blah blah, Live Service".
    Me: "thankyou, next".

    • @alexdasliebe5391
      @alexdasliebe5391 3 роки тому +1

      “No thank you, next” I love that response.

  • @nickclark1815
    @nickclark1815 4 роки тому +20

    NGL I completely forgot this game existed. That's how much "impact" it had.

  • @Murtaugh395
    @Murtaugh395 4 роки тому +119

    Oh anthem had a pop-culture impact. You can still see the smoking crater.

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 4 роки тому +5

      Made from the game systems it cratered.

    • @UlshaRS
      @UlshaRS 4 роки тому +4

      Vaping controversy has more smoking rising from it's impact. This is the puff from one of those candy cigarettes.

  • @Herbstmann
    @Herbstmann 4 роки тому +226

    To be fair: Anthem will most likely be talked about for years to come...
    ...as the striking example of how not to design your „live service“ shit show of a video game.

    • @razorcloud1
      @razorcloud1 4 роки тому +16

      Pretty sure fallout 76 hilds that title, but anthem is a VERY close 2nd

    • @originalscreenname44
      @originalscreenname44 4 роки тому +11

      It's more of an example of why not to buy into live services to begin with because this is what you're pretty much going to get.

    • @Herbstmann
      @Herbstmann 4 роки тому +4

      originalscreenname44
      That‘s a given, imo.

    • @ratchetexperience8379
      @ratchetexperience8379 4 роки тому +6

      More like never to buy Live Service games to begin with.

    • @Dregenskill
      @Dregenskill 4 роки тому

      that can be said about any new game, look at ghost recon breakpoint, fallout 76

  • @meh_so_what8943
    @meh_so_what8943 4 роки тому +61

    After the "No Man's Sky" fiasco I never preordered games with over hyped trailers, even more so if they are from EA.

    • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
      @gaiusjuliuspleaser 4 роки тому +17

      Hell, at the very least Hello Games managed to pull their heads from their asses and actually work to improve their game, free of additional charge. They've put out 7 major updates for free (as they should) that turned the game into something that's actually enjoyable. They fucked up, hugely, but they're atoning, and I respect them for that.
      EA, BioWare and other major developers and publishers have learned nothing. They seem intent on reacting to any criticism in what is scientifically determined to be the worst possible response. They continue to spit in our collective faces, while holding out their hands and expecting you to put money in their palms.

    • @DanMcLeodNeptuneUK
      @DanMcLeodNeptuneUK 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah, NMS decided to 'git gud' - I played it for the first time 4 months ago and bloody loved it.

    • @TheSecondVersion
      @TheSecondVersion 4 роки тому +6

      @@DanMcLeodNeptuneUK NMS has redeemed itself, but Hello Games still shot itself in the foot by releasing a horrendously unfinished game for AAA prices. As Honest Game Trailers said of Sea of Theives, "people ended up paying $60 for a beta"

    • @RGBeanie
      @RGBeanie 3 роки тому +1

      No Mans Sky maybe be better. But its just a turd with glitter

  • @nightwishfan1991
    @nightwishfan1991 4 роки тому +19

    Everyone when discussing Anthem: "Oh right, Anthem came out this year."

  • @mrthefreemanmd
    @mrthefreemanmd 4 роки тому +288

    How can they learn their lesson when everyone who learned that lesson got fired as soon as the game was finished.

    • @0LoneTech
      @0LoneTech 4 роки тому +37

      That's an odd remark, considering it never was finished - by design. "Live services" don't get finished, they get abandoned.

    • @loonachan
      @loonachan 4 роки тому +19

      The everyday office devs were not responsible nor were they fired over Anthem, they're more likely to get laid off due to budget cuts. The problem with these games is they have no competent leadership at the top- all the good writers and project directors that made Bioware so good early on are gone, replaced by people who only have a mandate to try and copy other successful games and give into EA's whims about the next big thing.

    • @devilmikey00
      @devilmikey00 4 роки тому

      @c-pin Come now they'll all be rehired under new contracts all to be laid off and rehired again for the next game after that. It's fun never having permanent employees. No benefits or workers' rights and if they bitch you can just kick them out the door! It's in the contract on page 87, clause 10.

    • @henryhaskin9012
      @henryhaskin9012 4 роки тому +3

      For real though at this point boiware exists in name only. Anyone significant left years ago.

    • @JauntyM
      @JauntyM 4 роки тому

      Idea of having mechs was good but they were so slow and missions were so boring

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 4 роки тому +542

    The only future anthem has is as an example of EA’s horribleness

    • @trollloool1307
      @trollloool1307 4 роки тому +15

      Toaster so it’s joining the endless list of EA shit

    • @StarlightFromAbyss
      @StarlightFromAbyss 4 роки тому +4

      Example people don't heed with Fallen Order on the horizon.

    • @xdz1039
      @xdz1039 4 роки тому +5

      I think that in this the studio, bioware, is more to blame here than ea.

    • @livinginpatheticera3867
      @livinginpatheticera3867 4 роки тому +5

      BIOWARE is responsible for it too. But divide and conquer by scam business working as intended.
      AI.
      Investors > Intelligence.
      Artificial Inflation.
      We are being priced out of life because of Artificial Inflation.
      Artificial Inflation creates pay-walled-region-locked-time-gated content.

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 4 роки тому

      How much the game sold so far?

  • @sefyravelvetpaw8166
    @sefyravelvetpaw8166 Рік тому +9

    3 years later: Don't forget, they're gonna keep doing this. This is what happens when you have infinite money, you throw it away on incomplete projects and just move on to the next one.

  • @airraverstaz
    @airraverstaz 4 роки тому +33

    Kind of sad that Anthem is even worse than Brink was.

  • @archibaldc.1833
    @archibaldc.1833 4 роки тому +262

    "Enough talk, let's talk!"
    Jim Sterling 2019

    • @DragonNexus
      @DragonNexus 4 роки тому +4

      At no point did he say "have at you."
      Jim disappoints again. Unsubscribed.

  • @arellajardin8188
    @arellajardin8188 4 роки тому +150

    The part that depresses me the most, is the effect on the development of DA4. After DA Inquisition, the dev leads had worked out a plan for the sequel that took the core game design and improved it further. Then, Bioware came in, gutted the team to shift resources to Anthem. That concept for DA4 was basically thrown out, as team members were lost and replaced. Now, the current form of DA4, is reportedly nothing like the original intent.

    • @RobertFierce
      @RobertFierce 4 роки тому +14

      That's great news for me. Another game I won't feel obliged to buy for nostalgia reasons. Future Bioware games are dead to me. ME1 and 2 and old dragon age games are Bioware to me. This new thing is Shitware. Don't wanna go anywhere near that steaming pile of crap.

    • @nousername2942
      @nousername2942 4 роки тому +12

      I can't wait to see how awful Elder Scrolls VI will be

    • @arellajardin8188
      @arellajardin8188 4 роки тому +11

      @@nousername2942 Thats a different company. And Bethesda has only made one bad game, Fallout 76. They won’t mess with their flagship series, TES VI will probably be a return to form. Like how Borderlands 3 is more Borderlands, despite being published by Take Two.

    • @Ckoz2829
      @Ckoz2829 4 роки тому +10

      Arella Jardin
      That’s gotta feel horrible for the team manager. You have this grand plan for the game and the resources to pull it off, then all of a sudden someone comes in and sucks it all up and dumps it into another office leaving the manager scratching their head, wondering what the hell just happened before realizing their project is gonna take another 10 years to finish.
      Edit: and imagine that happening all the time because it’s EA.

    • @nousername2942
      @nousername2942 4 роки тому +2

      @@arellajardin8188 Very aware that these are in fact two separate companies. Thank you for stating this though

  • @isenokami7810
    @isenokami7810 4 роки тому +22

    “...they’re gonna have to nail it [Dragon Age 4].”
    See, here’s the problem with that: I think BioWare, on its own, could at least make a real decent attempt. However, they’re partnered with EA, who you KNOW will force them to tack on some money grubbing bull$&@& that will guarantee they don’t even come close to “nailing it.” Unless by some miracle the two split off, BioWare’s $&@&ed.

  • @TyudroWymoreEdgartyu2
    @TyudroWymoreEdgartyu2 4 роки тому +10

    It's bad when a 25 minute documentary about a game is better than the game itself.

  • @dinny1881
    @dinny1881 4 роки тому +165

    I remember my friends trying to get me to buy this game, and I told them it looked boring. I still ask them about it from time to time, none of them beat it. One even forgot he bought it.

    • @methos4866
      @methos4866 4 роки тому +24

      My friends tried to do the same.
      Two of them still play and keep saying the game is not dead. I don't care for the game either way.

    • @TheColemancreek
      @TheColemancreek 4 роки тому +5

      This might end up being one of the very very few games I never end up playing. Have seen enough of it to know I will never pay money for it. I have 120k gamerscore on 360 generation, level 19 on PS4, 101 games on Steam -- I don't play for trophies/achievements either. I've played almost all of the shit games just to see what they are about. Can't ever imagine playing Anthem. Was following the games' progress too ..I remember the 2014 trailer having watched it more than a few times.

    • @realgamergirl4638
      @realgamergirl4638 4 роки тому +10

      @@methos4866 The sunken cost fallacy at work

    • @AtrociousAK47
      @AtrociousAK47 4 роки тому +3

      i remember seeing the E3 trailers, just never gave a shit because they never showed me why i should be interested in this new ip, just gameplay of flying around in a generic looking power armor with little other context, probably didnt help that I never played any bioware games prior to hearing of it.

    • @AndragonLea
      @AndragonLea 4 роки тому +7

      @@methos4866 Yeah, that sounds like the same kind of "not dead" that Battleborn was enjoying a year ago. "Not dead" as in "there's still a tiny fringe group of hardcore loyalists that meet every second Saturday to get enough people for a game together for maybe 2 hours".
      In live-service multiplayer game terms, that's so dead it almost loops back around to undeath.

  • @Fuzzy_Barbarian
    @Fuzzy_Barbarian 4 роки тому +66

    Casey Hudson: While the Montreal studio is working on the next Mass Effect game, our team here in Edmonton is developing a completely new IP.
    *uses Mass Effect music in the video*

    • @blakehooper1787
      @blakehooper1787 4 роки тому +17

      To be fair, the Anthem music was probably as complete as everything else in the game at the time.

    • @Archangelm127
      @Archangelm127 4 роки тому +7

      They should have used Kevin McLeod tracks like everyone else on the Internet.

    • @Icematt12
      @Icematt12 4 роки тому

      I believe that extract was from a video that primarily focused on Andromeda.

    • @reed1645
      @reed1645 4 роки тому

      After andromeda that montreal studio got shut down... I wonder when they lose their next studio

  • @tgr3423
    @tgr3423 4 роки тому +62

    "post-Mortem"
    *IT CAME OUT THIS YEAR* OMEGALUL

  • @Gormathius
    @Gormathius 4 роки тому +43

    "I believe (INSERT AAA GAME HERE) to be a cautionary tale" -Game industry in a nutshell.

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 10 місяців тому

      I don't know how Steph feels about Yahtzee after all these years, but...
      Let's all laugh at an industry that never learns anything, tee hee hee.

  • @x54xHantamachine
    @x54xHantamachine 4 роки тому +217

    "Jason Shreier's infamous expose on __________'s history..."
    Anthem truly is the Destiny killer

    • @x54xHantamachine
      @x54xHantamachine 4 роки тому +10

      Should note I actually play Destiny btw

    • @tzxazrael
      @tzxazrael 4 роки тому +8

      Destiny Killer? in what, like... some sort of bizarre suicide pact?

    • @VerdeMorte
      @VerdeMorte 4 роки тому +12

      It's like a modern Daikatana, did they seriously learn absolutely nothing from John Romero's follies?

    • @ressljs
      @ressljs 4 роки тому +6

      Anthem might kill Bioware's destiny, but not Activision's.

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 4 роки тому

      Try "Destiny Promoter".
      Cause it was around the beta the I'd started Destiny 2.

  • @Noah-dg8oo
    @Noah-dg8oo 4 роки тому +158

    "Talked about for years to come".
    Oh it will be.
    For all the wrong reasons.

    • @funnygamer5405
      @funnygamer5405 4 роки тому +3

      Sorta like Hitler

    • @beardedgeek973
      @beardedgeek973 4 роки тому +4

      Daikatana strikes again.

    • @frataltay4543
      @frataltay4543 4 роки тому +5

      Stefan Eriksson It's more like Duke Nukem Forever in my opinion. A game that's remembered for it's hype, tortured development cycle and massive dissapointment it caused. Only difference is that Duke Nukem Forever looks like a pretty good game killed by over-hyping and late release while Anthem just looks like a cashgrab.

  • @no1bandfan
    @no1bandfan 4 роки тому +23

    Didn’t he leave like a week after that interview. Oof.

  • @streeterville773
    @streeterville773 4 роки тому +9

    "Games with road maps are not to be trusted" Lookin at you, Starbound

  • @PHaze-lc9we
    @PHaze-lc9we 4 роки тому +107

    Anthem brought me so much joy this year. I never played it.

    • @soulcleave2386
      @soulcleave2386 4 роки тому +16

      same goes for FO76, the two biggest and most joyous comedies

    • @ProjectChaos77
      @ProjectChaos77 4 роки тому +1

      Soulcleave ain’t that the truth 😂

    • @NamhadiNdemufayo
      @NamhadiNdemufayo 4 роки тому +1

      This guy knows what's up!

  • @the10thmuffinmanold35
    @the10thmuffinmanold35 4 роки тому +85

    Someone, literally anyone: Live servi...
    Jim: COWABUNGA IT IS!

  • @Score_Magala
    @Score_Magala 3 роки тому +9

    Definitely hilarious coming back to this with the news of its cancellation coming out
    What hope did they have to keep a game alive that was dead on arrival? And that promise of a decade of content? It didn't even last a QUARTER of a decade before the plug was pulled

  • @Dellyrium
    @Dellyrium 3 роки тому +8

    11:00 "Time to unleash Anthem upon the world like a weaponized virus." That didnt age well, eh.

  • @grindorblackout1986
    @grindorblackout1986 4 роки тому +65

    When Jim opened with talking about dissecting Anthem, I could only picture him hunched over the game muttering about it and then exclaiming, "OOOOOOH A LIVER!"

  • @DenzaMan
    @DenzaMan 4 роки тому +47

    "... there's a lot to say about Anthem..."
    In June 2016 Shamus Young finished his 50 part retrospective analysis of the Mass Effect series, critically examining the shift in tone, theme, and writing style over the course of the series after someone mentioned "People will always be able to talk about Mass Effect".
    In October 2019, Anthem is being raked over the coals and criticised and is likely considered a cautionary tale for future development. Both likely talked about for a long time, but for exceedingly different reasons.
    Just another reminder that they basically parade these developer names out like suits made of skin they can slap onto a box when they want to cash in on some good will/nostalgia these days.

    • @CleverCover05
      @CleverCover05 4 роки тому +1

      Oooo, can you tell me where the analysis is? It sounds like something I would want to read.

    • @heronator
      @heronator 4 роки тому +1

      @@CleverCover05 It's on Shamus Young's blog, Twenty Sided Tale

  • @brendanmewburn1056
    @brendanmewburn1056 4 роки тому +50

    The destiny "killer" that didn't even last a year... *deep inhale*, Yikes.
    Edit: Holy shit they even copied the masterwork mechanic from destiny! and it didn't even work!

    • @MrJordwalk
      @MrJordwalk 4 роки тому +1

      And the peak irony is that Destiny is killing right now. It's pathetic that they blindly thought they could kill Destiny without first understanding why it has been so successful.

    • @novaenforcer1563
      @novaenforcer1563 4 роки тому

      Brendan Mewburn happened with the division, the destiny killer, coincidence, i think not

    • @chelsthegameruiner8669
      @chelsthegameruiner8669 4 роки тому

      @Josue Cabrera Maybe when Destiny 1 first launched, Anthem would've had a chance to be the Destiny killer. I don't really like the newest expansion to Destiny 2 but it's better than nothing I guess-

  • @AZNwannabe06
    @AZNwannabe06 4 роки тому +8

    "[Anthem] is a social game where you and your friends go out on quests and journeys. It's a game that we've been wanking on for almost four years now."

  • @tyronechillifoot5573
    @tyronechillifoot5573 4 роки тому +83

    Is there a future for Anthem
    Yes out back behind a barn

    • @ajz2k
      @ajz2k 4 роки тому +4

      Son, fetch me the shotty will ya?

    • @jdbruiser
      @jdbruiser 4 роки тому

      There may be hope for a sequel and we'll give it a flattering welcome upon its arrival.

    • @Vivi2372
      @Vivi2372 4 роки тому +5

      @@wargamingrefugee9065 can we please not denigrate addicts and whores by comparing them to anthem? Thanks.

    • @reed1645
      @reed1645 4 роки тому

      @@wargamingrefugee9065 I like to think there's hope for the addict whores... there's no hope for Anthem or BioWare.

  • @askewman37
    @askewman37 4 роки тому +94

    Wait...Anthem released this year? THIS year? 2019? Really? Really, less than 10 months ago?
    Granted I didn't play it but I could have sworn it wasn't that new

    • @jpo6714
      @jpo6714 4 роки тому +2

      February 22nd

    • @tessabakker662
      @tessabakker662 4 роки тому +17

      Amazing, isn't it? I'm impressed at how fast EA and Bioware managed to sink the damn thing.

    • @syco579
      @syco579 4 роки тому

      I'm pretty sure alot of people forgot it came this year

    • @jdbruiser
      @jdbruiser 4 роки тому +10

      8 months ago actually, but it doesn't matter it's aged like a worn out prostate. Anthem has aged faster than the amount of time it took Greg Miller to hit puberty.

    • @supahstarwarrior6942
      @supahstarwarrior6942 4 роки тому +2

      Could've sworn it was a 2018 game. Dang, that's sad

  • @Jared-ll3tt
    @Jared-ll3tt 4 роки тому +13

    "lIVe sErViCes" I literally laughed everytime he said that 😂😂😂

  • @neverstopgaming3453
    @neverstopgaming3453 3 роки тому +9

    "Anthem.. so shit people want the bugs put back in!" 😂

  • @CommieApe
    @CommieApe 4 роки тому +139

    "See you on the other side" - Bioware after EA kills it finally.

    • @liamquraeshi2898
      @liamquraeshi2898 4 роки тому +7

      Oh, EA will never die, it's using all the souls from the studio's it killed to transform itself into a lich. At least it won't have to give up its humanity, no, it lost that a long time ago.

    • @reed1645
      @reed1645 4 роки тому

      right now BioWare has been fully assimilated, like agent smith in the matrix... EA will eventually shit them out though... then the cycle begins again.

  • @Timmzy27
    @Timmzy27 4 роки тому +97

    Blimey, I forgot that Anthem came out THIS YEAR... as in 2019.
    Just been busy playing... good games to really even notice

    • @f3nn3lgaming
      @f3nn3lgaming 4 роки тому +1

      Damn right. I never even NOTICED that Anthem even existed.

    • @batt3ryac1d
      @batt3ryac1d 4 роки тому +4

      I've just been playing apex and minecraft all year I forgot Anthem existed.

    • @kurobinz3101
      @kurobinz3101 4 роки тому +1

      Bro what have you been playing??

    • @Timmzy27
      @Timmzy27 4 роки тому

      DaFreshLink of Back Air
      Not Anthem

    • @-aleeke-2526
      @-aleeke-2526 4 роки тому +2

      @@Timmzy27 we want to play good games to but we're stuck with trippeeeeaaaiii bs. So if you have actually played games that you consider good in 2019 that is from 2019, please share.

  • @buttergolem8584
    @buttergolem8584 4 роки тому +10

    Now I can tell my friends "told you". This game will never be finished.

  • @estewitt2989
    @estewitt2989 3 роки тому +3

    11:00 this joke aged like poison, and i love it

  • @DameunPutazo
    @DameunPutazo 4 роки тому +127

    Can’t stop laughing at Anthem’s “joy-knee.”

  • @Holy_Zen
    @Holy_Zen 4 роки тому +328

    Anthem: "I'm not dead!
    "
    Bioware: "'Ere, he says he's not dead.
    "
    Jim Sterling: "Yes he is.
    "
    Anthem: "I'm not."
    Bioware: "He isn't."
    Jim Sterling: "Well, he will be soon, he's very ill."
    Anthem: "I'm getting better.
    "
    Jim Sterling: "No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment."

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 4 роки тому +37

      “IT’S BIOWARE (necromantic) MAGIC!!!”

    • @jayr7965
      @jayr7965 4 роки тому +29

      "I'm not dead, I'm in maintenance mode!"

    • @NotTheStinkyCheese
      @NotTheStinkyCheese 4 роки тому +33

      look ... it moved
      no it didn't, you rattled its cage
      he's pining for the fjords

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 4 роки тому +22

      It has ceased... to be! Bereft of life, it rests in peace!!

    • @danielbrown5986
      @danielbrown5986 4 роки тому +12

      "Whatever happened to Anthem's playerbase?"
      "He's over there..."

  • @ApocryphalDude
    @ApocryphalDude 3 роки тому +2

    It’s like Bethesda tried to hybridize Overwatch with Space Marine

  • @TheN00bmonster
    @TheN00bmonster Рік тому +3

    This video is 3 years old and still no DA4

  • @kierendefence
    @kierendefence 4 роки тому +180

    "this is an industry that never learns its lessons"
    yep, that's pretty much it. i really want the next dragon age to knock one out of the park but i'm not optimistic given bioware's horrid performance over the past few years.

    • @EvillBob
      @EvillBob 4 роки тому +39

      "Let's all laugh at a industry that never learns anything, tee hee hee." -Yahtzee, Zero Punctuation

    • @acrow5
      @acrow5 4 роки тому +3

      @@EvillBob Damnit, I was going to type that.

    • @fatcat1250
      @fatcat1250 4 роки тому +5

      You just need a couple of hype trailers and paid shills to make "beta" gameplay videos to revive your hype engine. You'll be back on the hype track soon enough before it's release.

    • @angmordagnithil7127
      @angmordagnithil7127 4 роки тому +7

      All we're hearing about Dragon Age 4 is that it's going to be 'Anthem with dragons.'
      ...Yeah.

    • @YouDonkeyfu
      @YouDonkeyfu 4 роки тому

      Exactly, we seen what happened to Anthem, Anthem with dragon just doesnt sounds amazing.

  • @SemiIocon
    @SemiIocon 4 роки тому +49

    I love that the "Post-Mortem"s have become an unofficial mini-series on this channel.

    • @09csr
      @09csr 4 роки тому

      Yet it's kinda sad that it has to exist. And no doubt sad that so many games are potential candidates for it.

  • @TylerMcCann-Barnes
    @TylerMcCann-Barnes 4 роки тому +3

    10:35 I didn’t know Patrick Soderlund was the old lady from spongebob that freaked out about chocolate

  • @Operateur
    @Operateur 4 роки тому

    never thought of it, but now I know where the triangle comes from in the graphics

  • @isaacthelastn7687
    @isaacthelastn7687 4 роки тому +25

    R.I.P the good old days of Dragon Age Origins & Mass Effect 1

    • @argenteus8314
      @argenteus8314 4 роки тому +1

      IMO DA2 and ME3 were good too, despite their poor reputations. Each has serious issues of course (the asset reuse and the endings, respectively), but I don't think those issues are enough to make them bad games by any means. And of course ME2 was arguably better than ME1 in many respects.

  • @koboldprime2257
    @koboldprime2257 4 роки тому +257

    Anthem: just play Warframe.
    It's free

    • @darthXreven
      @darthXreven 4 роки тому +17

      or Destiny 2, it's free now too....

    • @koboldprime2257
      @koboldprime2257 4 роки тому +35

      Destiny Free to Pay for shitty DLCs, no thank you.

    • @reed1645
      @reed1645 4 роки тому +4

      Destiny 2 is a great option as well, there's so much free content on offer :).

    • @AchedSphinx
      @AchedSphinx 4 роки тому +2

      i got the shadowkeep dlc. turns out all the good guns are in forsaken. feelsbadman.

    • @reed1645
      @reed1645 4 роки тому +1

      @@AchedSphinx which guns are you missing?

  • @epicone1998
    @epicone1998 4 роки тому +4

    "Time to unleash Anthem as a weaponized virus"
    Mmmkay

  • @jamaneee
    @jamaneee 4 роки тому +5

    24:00 I literally thought Jim was going to go "this is an industry that never learns anything tee hee hee"