These people just gives me that confidence boost, knowing that I have a more chance of having an open conversation with a woman more than they ever will.
ill tell ya somethin, i am the most lonely, zoned out man in my class, ive said awkward and unfunny shit to girls, and today i realize how normal i am. Do these people only see other women over anime????
I was awkward and zoned out too. Although I have a lot of emotional empathy, I can't ever really understand people and others have a hard time understanding me. I theorise it's because I have Asperger's. Though at least I have common sense unlike these people.
That guy didn't say he "dreamed" about doing that to that girl. He said he thought about it. Which means he was premeditating doing the act if she decided she didn't like that guy. Thats so disturbing
I've had those thoughts before but I've been disgusted by it and the thought is involuntary. I would also never tell someone- Dark thoughts should stay in the head.
@@あき-h6u what the actual fu*u thought about u and u need to be loc*ed up no men or women should ever think about that, that's more than dark thoughts I've never once thought about doing that
So I have to say as a woman… as a woman above 30…. I’ve learned that men get nervous and say things that sound cool in their head but when it comes out not so smooth 🤣😂 but some of these fools are just special 😂🤣
@@forceandbravoure no, most women don’t understand the awkward vibes…. He has no “game” is the more popular thought from my experience with most people in these situations.
I'm pretty sure the more dangerous sharks are there deeper into the ocean, and most of the sharks that come to the surface are a small species of sharks that aren't violent. Most of the time if you bump into them they'll immediately scurry away in fear, and the only time where you'll get hurt by this shark is either when they scurry away pretty violently or they bite you out of anxiety.
Nope! There are 3 species of shark responsible for >9 fatal attacks, ever. These 3 are the Great White Shark, Bull Shark, and Tiger Shark, all of whom reside near the coast and very much out of deep water. Sharks deeper in the ocean tend to be a lot smaller in size, as there is a lack of food for a larger shark. They tend to be very rare, and never come into contact with humans, but from their size we can tell they would be incapable of a fatal wound.
Reminds me of the dude in 1984 who tells his lover “when I first saw you I wanted to r*pe you and smash your head in with a brick” and she’s just like “understandable, have a great day”
I once read a paragraph on some guy who wanted r word Noelle from delta rune if she was real, how he would do it at any cost, and he went into veery extreme detail on how he would do it, its never left my mind and this happened over 9 months ago
If I saw a girl I liked I would immediately run because the government can’t trick me into thinking women are a real thing, I’m too smart to fall for that.
Bruh my stomach dropped when you said the blank part was the R word. I read ahead and passed over it thinking its fricking but that dude straight up admitted his R word fantasy and after realizing. Omg, thats straight terrifying.
all of the "how do you open" ones : so first of all i grab the handle, this is a crucial step to opening a lot of things. then i either push or pull and boom, the door opened and i can now go inside. thank you for coming to my minecraft tutorial
Sometimes you’ll encounter doors with circular knobs (these doors aren’t opened by just simply pushing down the handle) What I usually do to open these is twist the knob, then push or pull as usual. There’s also these weird doors that have handles that you need to pull and push sideways in order to open and close the door. These are commonly known as sliding doors, and to open them, like I said earlier, just use the handle and push it to the side to either open or close it. Heck, you don’t even need the handle! You can just directly push the entire door frame to the sides.
I was eating some noodles to snack on @ 3:08am and almost chocked on my noodles when you laughed at the "fishnet bra" part as I did too! xD It's so refreshing to watch these videos in the middle of the night when feeling depressed as I needed some giggles for once on how stupid these people act from their tweets. ^^
The one about the bouncer i think is done in a hotel, i remember seeing it before, where it was a safe place for overly drunk women to be if they ended up in a situation deemed unsafe. Honestly, i'd rather a girl be taken to the bar's hotel by the bouncer to a safe environment and looked after, rather than random men taking her and taking advantage of her physically.
Yea this. If it was his house real creepy, but a public place is actually kinda nice especially when taking them to the hospital coulda bankrupted them
13:20 Thats like the only one where I wouldnt directly be like, damn this is sus. But then Id notice that theres literally printed sign wrapped around in foil like he prepared for this which means he just kidnaps random drunk people.
Someone once offered me $500 to kick him in the nuts. He paid me half up front and I did not have to worry about it because he just disappeared after giving me $250 cash. It was one of my weirder experiences lmao
7:20 The fact that he said hundreds of dollars is the saddest thing I have ever heard like it is so painful to hear. It's embarrassing enough to flex even with hundreds of thousands but fucking hundreds... my heart hurts
"Darkie Waifu" the amount of ass kicking that would have happened after he said that would put every anime fight to shame. That followed by the creepy role-playing was so damn gross
Simping-or limerence, distinct feelings of romantic love without the smallest prospect of smashing-is now officially a recognized mental health concern. The American Psychiatric Association (APA) included simping in its DSM V, a diagnostic tool for medical providers.Apr 24, 2020
The worst part, these people used other cruddy pickups and strange one liners.....and they worked. Like the one saying they wanted to sippie their pissy or something like that, and the one that pee'd on you too. On a serial note,it seemed like some of those messages were from and between bots as well, really hard to tell, but there are a few of them that you read that made me wonder.
4:45 I'm concerned. How many deasieses does he have? 5:50 Is he a furry? Not that being a furry is wrong, but some furries do uh- weird stuff 6:52 AYO WTF- 8:18 . . . You finally found a girlfriend and you tell them that you would do things to them without their consent. Lock this guy up. 9:38 I'll never understand the people who roleplay over text. 10:30 Concern? Yes, also why tf would you "dominantly" stroke somebody's lips??
@@kurapikakurta1997 They prefer the blood of humans so that's not surprising. I think I saw a shark get killed by one but it might have just been a boat.
I really like these kinds of videos because I may be a really shy and introverted nerd who is trying to become more confident, but hey I have a better shot than these guys.
10:37 Nubians are the people of Nuba (in Arabic it is: "نوبة") Nubians are people who mostly occupy south of Egypt (and the north of Sudan if im not mistaken) And these people are quite special because their dialect/accent is slightly quirky compared to the 2 "main" Egyptian accent (probably because of the British occupation to Egypt and Sudan which caused some culture mixing between the two, im not sure). So in conclusion, our fella is saying that she is a supposed "ancient goddess" of Egypt/Sudan.
So apparently the joker is just Doug DeMuro on a coke and molly bender. And that Snapchat conversation, my god. I had to pause the video, it was just too much.
Calculated the heritage for the 23andMe. If they share less than 0.33%, they have likely a pair of great-great-grandparents in common (if these people are within the same age range and this is a 'normal' family).
Ok, the soul-surfer one....ppl were trying to use the photo from the movie poster to ask what pickup line they'd use. The cringe factor came in that response about the photo not being of just a hot girl surfing at a local beach, but from the movie soul-surfer, which is the true life story about a young girl from California who went out surfing one day and unprovoked, as she was paddling to catch a wave, a shark caught sight of her and mustve thought she was a turtle or something (as can happen) so it went after it's meal a d took her arm. Luckily there were some other surfers or swimmers nearby who saw it happen and helped save her and get her to hospital, she was very determined and because of this, had am amazing recovery, even managing to get back into surfing again...and not just regular old surfing either...competing ad a surfer, from what I recall. I still haven't seen the movie, just remember the story as it all happened...she was incredible.
Pegasus, I been here since you did commentary over cup head videos. We're almost at 1million! Good job man, I'm proud of how you have grown with this channel!
**snickers nefariously**
acting real goofy
Bruh
Hm
Hehe
@Amber Heard 🅥 ayo AMBER HEARD 🤨🤨🤨🤓🤓🤓🤓
These people just gives me that confidence boost, knowing that I have a more chance of having an open conversation with a woman more than they ever will.
@visible no it isn't
READ MY NAME!!!!
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their chance must be *really* low then
@@YbaChundawg *_oof_* stop it, he's already dead
Idk... still really low.
Imagine trying to impress a girl by telling her that you’re a discord mod for 50 different servers
And that you are a 30 year old male
It was in an attempt to disappoint her
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Imagine??
50 Different Shades of Servers ;o)
Imagine trying to pick up a girl online and turns out she’s a bot
And that bot is only 20 days old
@@voidkat4202 this is the best comment on youtube congrats
Dude been trying to pick up Siri 💀
so you try to pick up Cortana or Siri?
Or Alexa?
@@sprshb1852 Ew
90% of these guys are straight up starving for a minuscule amount of human interaction
ill tell ya somethin, i am the most lonely, zoned out man in my class, ive said awkward and unfunny shit to girls, and today i realize how normal i am. Do these people only see other women over anime????
Yes... clearly, yes.
Bro harem MCs have better pick up lines and they don't even try to pick up any girl
@@ahshitherewegoagain8695 they're more like sexually harassing them LMAO
From a girl, awkward is attractive and endearing. To me at least. I’m sorry you deal with loneliness, that feeling is the worst.
I was awkward and zoned out too. Although I have a lot of emotional empathy, I can't ever really understand people and others have a hard time understanding me. I theorise it's because I have Asperger's. Though at least I have common sense unlike these people.
This episode is actual gold
Like holy crap i laughed so hard i think i emptied my body out of dopamine
READ MY NAME!!!!
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Get more then
@@SpaceAddress that’s called the drug dealer
I’m now donating un-see juice for everyone unfortunate enough to be a normal person watching this
Can I have some?
@Dime Divinium XD from the invisible guy
@@mrpineapple3942 sure it’s free for everyone
@@lostspace5273 why thank you
*Big sip*
Much appreciated.
That guy didn't say he "dreamed" about doing that to that girl. He said he thought about it. Which means he was premeditating doing the act if she decided she didn't like that guy. Thats so disturbing
Yeah, before that admission it seemed like a kind of sweet admission by someone with self-esteem issues. Then.... _that_ happened.
I've had those thoughts before but I've been disgusted by it and the thought is involuntary. I would also never tell someone- Dark thoughts should stay in the head.
@@あき-h6u what the actual fu*u thought about u and u need to be loc*ed up no men or women should ever think about that, that's more than dark thoughts I've never once thought about doing that
It's people like this that have pre-conditioned women to assume any man talking to her is about to murder and/or violate her
God damm joker is kinda.... his mouth shaking makes me feel..... a special way 😳
UwU
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Down bad
Bro
Bro
*Insert Rock sus face*
So I have to say as a woman… as a woman above 30…. I’ve learned that men get nervous and say things that sound cool in their head but when it comes out not so smooth 🤣😂 but some of these fools are just special 😂🤣
I love the lip one I have big lips and I “stroked my bottom lip” and it made a plopping sound 😂
Isn't the case for everyone tho ?
@@forceandbravoure no, most women don’t understand the awkward vibes…. He has no “game” is the more popular thought from my experience with most people in these situations.
I'm pretty sure the more dangerous sharks are there deeper into the ocean, and most of the sharks that come to the surface are a small species of sharks that aren't violent. Most of the time if you bump into them they'll immediately scurry away in fear, and the only time where you'll get hurt by this shark is either when they scurry away pretty violently or they bite you out of anxiety.
READ MY NAME!!!!
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I think your talking about reef sharks they are usually the more friendly ones
Nope! There are 3 species of shark responsible for >9 fatal attacks, ever. These 3 are the Great White Shark, Bull Shark, and Tiger Shark, all of whom reside near the coast and very much out of deep water.
Sharks deeper in the ocean tend to be a lot smaller in size, as there is a lack of food for a larger shark. They tend to be very rare, and never come into contact with humans, but from their size we can tell they would be incapable of a fatal wound.
Great White Sharks are near the surface
@@jigglemuffin8323 Considering the amount of people who drown in water that's less than 3 feet, >9 isn't much.
i feel like the carbon pick up line could work if she likes chemistry too then it’s cute and thoughtful bc “aw he remembered i like chemistry🥺”
Then CH4 walks by and he just boils to death.
That joker guy does a top notch depiction of Heath's Joker
You’re the 200th comment btw
dude the guy who admitted to fantasizing about r word freaking triggered me, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, even if it was true?
Reminds me of the dude in 1984 who tells his lover “when I first saw you I wanted to r*pe you and smash your head in with a brick” and she’s just like “understandable, have a great day”
Idk man that is just fucked up-
I once read a paragraph on some guy who wanted r word Noelle from delta rune if she was real, how he would do it at any cost, and he went into veery extreme detail on how he would do it, its never left my mind and this happened over 9 months ago
Don't tell this man about nsfw doujin
Its horrific that there is a sub on reddit for r fantasies
i love this because it makes me feel so smart and good as a person
12:51
i had tears in my eyes from how hard i laughed at this part💀😭😭
If I saw a girl I liked I would just have a normal conversation with her
If I saw a girl I liked I would immediately run because the government can’t trick me into thinking women are a real thing, I’m too smart to fall for that.
How do you know you're having a normal conversation?
@Sllab same.
8:06 3% shared DNA means they are 6th cousins or beyond, which is not that weird. It’s just weird that they would mention how much DNA they share.
actually i think it was 23?
It's 0.33% shared DNA and it would be third cousins or third cousins once removed
Bruh my stomach dropped when you said the blank part was the R word. I read ahead and passed over it thinking its fricking but that dude straight up admitted his R word fantasy and after realizing. Omg, thats straight terrifying.
Keep doing what you do, man. The grind is real!
READ MY NAME!!!!
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all of the "how do you open" ones :
so first of all i grab the handle, this is a crucial step to opening a lot of things. then i either push or pull and boom, the door opened and i can now go inside.
thank you for coming to my minecraft tutorial
Sometimes you’ll encounter doors with circular knobs (these doors aren’t opened by just simply pushing down the handle)
What I usually do to open these is twist the knob, then push or pull as usual.
There’s also these weird doors that have handles that you need to pull and push sideways in order to open and close the door.
These are commonly known as sliding doors, and to open them, like I said earlier, just use the handle and push it to the side to either open or close it. Heck, you don’t even need the handle! You can just directly push the entire door frame to the sides.
@@reveretto wow, thanks for adding the things i forgot!
@@Partyoss
Always happy to help!
theres an advanced tech for opening doors that makes them open when you walk near them
9:16 dude COMPLETELY blew his shot. Literally ruined everything
3:57 This is THE one, and ONLY one Joker post I like.
I was eating some noodles to snack on @ 3:08am and almost chocked on my noodles when you laughed at the "fishnet bra" part as I did too! xD It's so refreshing to watch these videos in the middle of the night when feeling depressed as I needed some giggles for once on how stupid these people act from their tweets. ^^
6:55
The little “how you been” got me 🤣
The one about the bouncer i think is done in a hotel, i remember seeing it before, where it was a safe place for overly drunk women to be if they ended up in a situation deemed unsafe. Honestly, i'd rather a girl be taken to the bar's hotel by the bouncer to a safe environment and looked after, rather than random men taking her and taking advantage of her physically.
Yea this. If it was his house real creepy, but a public place is actually kinda nice especially when taking them to the hospital coulda bankrupted them
13:20 Thats like the only one where I wouldnt directly be like, damn this is sus. But then Id notice that theres literally printed sign wrapped around in foil like he prepared for this which means he just kidnaps random drunk people.
Someone once offered me $500 to kick him in the nuts. He paid me half up front and I did not have to worry about it because he just disappeared after giving me $250 cash. It was one of my weirder experiences lmao
What did u do with the 250$ tho
I’ve never felt so confident ‘bout talkin’ to women lmao
Its not even the awful pick up lines that hurt, its the nonchalant follow ups that kill me
7:20 The fact that he said hundreds of dollars is the saddest thing I have ever heard like it is so painful to hear. It's embarrassing enough to flex even with hundreds of thousands but fucking hundreds... my heart hurts
"Darkie Waifu" the amount of ass kicking that would have happened after he said that would put every anime fight to shame. That followed by the creepy role-playing was so damn gross
That one guy fumbled it on the one yard line
Simping-or limerence, distinct feelings of romantic love without the smallest prospect of smashing-is now officially a recognized mental health concern. The American Psychiatric Association (APA) included simping in its DSM V, a diagnostic tool for medical providers.Apr 24, 2020
3:42 dude literally made an E. What a chad.
The worst part, these people used other cruddy pickups and strange one liners.....and they worked.
Like the one saying they wanted to sippie their pissy or something like that, and the one that pee'd on you too.
On a serial note,it seemed like some of those messages were from and between bots as well, really hard to tell, but there are a few of them that you read that made me wonder.
8:30 i saw that one on reddit randomly and i couldn't stop laughing. glad you saw that as well
The British Accent tho- that was hilarious lol
"even the sky looks old"
-megasos
4:45 I'm concerned. How many deasieses does he have?
5:50 Is he a furry? Not that being a furry is wrong, but some furries do uh- weird stuff
6:52 AYO WTF-
8:18 . . . You finally found a girlfriend and you tell them that you would do things to them without their consent. Lock this guy up.
9:38 I'll never understand the people who roleplay over text.
10:30 Concern? Yes, also why tf would you "dominantly" stroke somebody's lips??
No
@@disturbedpictures12 No?
@@slugc1874 No
@@Redddragon No!
@@disturbedpictures12 no??
Did you know vending machines kill more people than sharks
I’ve never seen a vending machine kill a shark before
@@kurapikakurta1997 They prefer the blood of humans so that's not surprising. I think I saw a shark get killed by one but it might have just been a boat.
When I’m put in an awkward situation or asked something stupid, I just ask myself: “what would Pegasus do?”
"...how do you open?"
Hey *screams with a shrill voice* Quandale Dingle here *siren sound + vine boom sound effect*
*fart sound effect*
*asian rock raises eyebrow*
*what da dog doin*
Cat running into wall, chicken sound effect , vine boom , sudden screaming
12:07 I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of Death Note. "L, do you know Shinigami love apples?"
13:40 this seems like a message that quagmire would leave in his room for the ladies that stay the night there
I really like these kinds of videos because I may be a really shy and introverted nerd who is trying to become more confident, but hey I have a better shot than these guys.
12:52 please tell me why the way he looked at the camera is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
i'm incredibly shy with horrible social anxiety and even i talk to more women than these guys
10:37 Nubians are the people of Nuba
(in Arabic it is: "نوبة")
Nubians are people who mostly occupy south of Egypt (and the north of Sudan if im not mistaken)
And these people are quite special because their dialect/accent is slightly quirky compared to the 2 "main" Egyptian accent (probably because of the British occupation to Egypt and Sudan which caused some culture mixing between the two, im not sure). So in conclusion, our fella is saying that she is a supposed "ancient goddess" of Egypt/Sudan.
Biology teachers can use this video as an example of Natural Selection.
bro if someone opens up by saying, "can you kick me in the balls?", you bail. Ignore and don't look back
8:44 Bro really blew his only chance XDDDD
Bro really thought girls like nice and honest guys
Fr he's so stupid
12:30 hes refering to the fact that certain male fluids taste sweet when you eat a lot of pineapple.
10:44 idk if i should be offended by him calling her a darkie or for saying waifu. the fact that people are like this cares me
I want to bleach my eyes so I can never see that much pain
9:05 bro fucking nuked the bag
I simply looked at the thumbnail and my body physically shivered
I love these reading videos
Everyone says William de fo would be a good joker. Nahh that guy would be a good joker. Shit was amazing
I'm new on this channel but I've to say that your videos are really funny. Keep it up! Greetings from germany.😌🖖
Hallo wie hiest du
@@maril1 Joel, but most people call me Joey.
heißt*
@@7oey7ackzon oh hi joel i forgot to add the ß its been a while since ive spoken german
@@maril1 oh you can speak german? nice, I like that. May I ask where u live?
I thought a good line is "Come here often?" but it's weird and only works in movies😂
0:41 1:15 never change pegasus
4:44 HELP WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN 💀
So apparently the joker is just Doug DeMuro on a coke and molly bender. And that Snapchat conversation, my god. I had to pause the video, it was just too much.
Bro when it came to Aeson I thought he was saying he liked to eat smoke XD
the reason they are on the outside of the body is so that they can be kicked
Human anatomy 101
*says in romantic voice* "baby, you arent hot... you are the f*cking antarctic"
"I already know that I'm cool af" *does a kickflip*
I could imagine The click saying this line
Calculated the heritage for the 23andMe. If they share less than 0.33%, they have likely a pair of great-great-grandparents in common (if these people are within the same age range and this is a 'normal' family).
7:50 I don't open up I just eat my lunch
10:55 he thinks this is a fanfiction
This makes me want to find out how hard it is to lobotomize myself
Everything is quite easy if you are -enough of an idiot- determented (spelling)
This is like a role play roblox players talking to real girls for the first time
Haha, your reaction at 12:52 is just priceless.
8:03 he means less than 0.333333% not less than 3%
12:16 you can see how disappointed he is
10:31 a nubian is a dark skinned egyptian
How would you open?
Start hacking with my sword that's not a katana because I ain't a weeb.
Wait shit you mean introduction.
I felt your faith in humanity slipping away throughout this video.
2:05 you never know maybe she thinks knowing random facts is pretty epic 😎😎😎
I would open by respecting then and leaving them alone
Dude I love watching these simps try so hard to get a lover and then get shut down because they’re so creepy it scares the girl out lol
6:11
I believe he meant a..
Transfurmation?
I’m sorry
8:00 almost everyone on earth shares about 2% DNA I believe soooo
MMMYES Pegasus nailed the british accent 10/10
This was the hardest video I ever watched. I had to pause way more times than necessary
I saw some guy in another class get kicked in the nuts... dude was sent to the clinic
I actually love these videos and know it’s hard to upload so often still it’s really amazing
bro this joker is 100% the one that caught the lopunny
Ok, the soul-surfer one....ppl were trying to use the photo from the movie poster to ask what pickup line they'd use. The cringe factor came in that response about the photo not being of just a hot girl surfing at a local beach, but from the movie soul-surfer, which is the true life story about a young girl from California who went out surfing one day and unprovoked, as she was paddling to catch a wave, a shark caught sight of her and mustve thought she was a turtle or something (as can happen) so it went after it's meal a d took her arm. Luckily there were some other surfers or swimmers nearby who saw it happen and helped save her and get her to hospital, she was very determined and because of this, had am amazing recovery, even managing to get back into surfing again...and not just regular old surfing either...competing ad a surfer, from what I recall. I still haven't seen the movie, just remember the story as it all happened...she was incredible.
There’s no way there are people like this in the world
bro i love your videos so much
Pegasus be like: “Don’t let your kids watch it!”
For some reason I read this as one of those Futurama title cards and the theme song started playing in my head
0:55 PEGASUS WHY WAS THE WORD YOU CHOSE *J U I C E*
Pegawaifu
The bouncer one is actually pretty nice
I like it
Pegasus, I been here since you did commentary over cup head videos. We're almost at 1million! Good job man, I'm proud of how you have grown with this channel!
Almost at 1 mil congrats pegasus
@14:11 "Even the sky looks old..."
Lmao 🤣😂
I love watching Pegasus's sanity slowly decrease in these videos 😂 sorry mate