That last guy listing everything he wants in a girl, but even if there was a girl exactly like that-would she even want him? Sheesh. Is he even worth that kind of a woman, if any at all?
8:12 Literally every woman and/or person on the planet will have the fine hair on their face and body so he's just saying he's cool with her shaving her face in front of him on a daily if not at minimum once a week basis but with the rest of his specifications (except a million piercings? usually these guys want none but ears lol) like... he wants an android woman, right? An android full of piercings that is lmao
That last one was a LOT.. to unpack.. from the delicate hand thing to "must follow the stereotype of cooking in the kitchen", to not expecting gifts..like bruh what if it's our ten year anniversary, you're gonna get me what? Chips? Like-
The teachers at school will be replaced by the idiots of gen z and so on until only very few of us are somewhat intelligent Either that or they will abolish school because they didn't enjoy it
Exactly. Like no body hair even the baby ones like how do people get rid of that? And even the thinnest people have some rolls on their stomach lol. This isn't a person he is asking for but a frick doll. Bet he will break it within the first 24 hours of purchase.
@@prithyachan333 He's also just so hyper specific that he might as well just spend a fortune on one and have it customized or something. Like, damn. I understand being like "I like my women thicc" or "I like red hair a lot" but this guy is like "she gotta have no fat but she gotta be extra thicc, a NATURAL red hair or brunette and must be full of piercings!" want some fries with your order while you're at it? 🤣
@@kutaoizumi4189 Ikr? He even wants her ankles to look good. ANd what a hypocrite. He doesn't want his girl to expect any gifts from him on any occasion but he expects her to keep gifts ready for him like? What is more interesting is that he wants a girl full of tattoos and piercings and then he wants the girl to be traditional minded. The only thing I agree with him is about having clean nails.
@@prithyachan333 yeah, the guy wants a girl that looks tough but it's soft as a marshmallow. He should just get a femboy, because girls are mostly looking as they have their personality
7:30 I like to over analyze things, so the last guy wants a girl with a bunch of peircings and tatoos, believes in traditional gender roles but also doesn't expect the guy to pay for things, who doesn't use a computer (because of "Finger nails kept clean and practical (no clicking on keyboard)). 3"+ hips? 30" to 45" is considered the average size for women. If he meant 30", that is still considered very slim, definitely not "baby making hips". And I was also stupid enough to go find the original post to criticize it some more. He wants a women with slender legs but also she should be familiar with squats and "Runs several miles, multiple days a week (3+ miles/3+ days a week)". "Have or working towards a job/career that you get enjoyment from" Don't get him wrong, he doesn't mean a job that she gets enjoyment from. He wants a women that has a job he gets enjoyment from, like stripping, "Having ever been a stripper (longer than one month, 3 nights a week/would consider it)". "Believes in equality not feminist superiority" but he literally says nothing about what he would do for her, just things he wants her to do for him. That is not equality. But overall, the top comment on that reddit post basically sums up the whole post, "You sir, sound like an asshole." Especially with other qualifications he wants in a women like, "Always willing to expose your tits/ass when asked/told to by your man" "Likes being woken up by sex" "Believes her body was made for her man’s pleasure and is his to do with as he pleases"
So he just wants an impossible girl. I have my dream girls too, but at least those aren't so detailed. All I want is someone that understands me and doesn't want to betray me
@@methane5211 Everyone has their dream girl, it's normal. And having qualifications like, "Understands me" and "Doesn't want to betray me" are very reasonable things to look for in someone. What isn't normal is sitting down and writing a huge list of qualifications with some of them contradicting each other. To me it's a huge red flag if a person lists off several qualifications they want in a man/woman. But I also find it interesting to read mainly because it reveals a lot about the person who made the list. You can obviously tell this guy is a waste of oxygen.
On the hips thing the wording I thought he meant just 3 inch difference between waist and hips but either way that's really arbitrary to mix "baby making hips" and those measurements. That's such a tiny difference and hell, speak from always got mocked for being too scrawny with an 18 inch difference Either interpretation I don't think he actually understands measurements for women's bodies
I came SOOO close to being exactly the woman described in that last comment….. Untillll ….. we got to body hair and fat rolls! 😂😂😂 I’m 5’5” I’m Greek Cypriot natural brunette, loads of tats, loads of piercings but DUDE I’m Greek!!! So I am like 10% body hair! And I’m still carrying a little baby weight (😏 my 2 kids are 26 & 23! ) This made me and my hubby laugh soooo much … he kept saying ‘oh one more and you’ll be perfect for this guy and I’ll be free’ 😂😂😂 How completely weirdly oddly specific tho… and when he got to hobbies and personalities I noped out for sure 🤣🤣🙄
@@cupcakenews5788 Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
i was shocked to say the least when i saw the last one, sort of took me off guard to expect a woman to have a flat stomach and large breasts. it's impossible for most body types, and even if a woman has that, either from surgery or naturally. would she even want a man like that? i know a lot of women with piercings, and every single one of them is the total opposite of what he wants. either because of their sexuality, or just general taste for men.
1) You don't get a ring for your tongue 2) You must be pretty stupid to not feel a loose tongue piercing while eating lmao, imagine biting a little too hard on the ball or the bar
That last post screamed "I get no girls" to me. Mans so desperate. And holy shit he had a goddamn list of shit. Also "has a job" "supports traditional gender roles" conflict. In traditional gender roles, aren't women jobless housewives?? Or am i dumb
I mean at 5:36 obviously you're not supposed to be shopping but these requirements aren't too bad. Like no more than 2 kids, most people require 0 kids. I think it's only a bit more demanding than the average person, the difference is they wrote them down lile a bongoloid Edit: I just saw the last guy and yeah I think that's what defines ridiculous. Now the first one seems more reasonable
The first one IS completely reasonable, these requierments aren't high at all, the only thing that makes it look worse than it is is the shopping list style, and even then, I would never consider this creepy or ridiculous
7:30 There's this guy, then there's everyone else on the internet see, us internet folk don't care who we date, yet we're all somehow constantly lonely
4:17 just to clarify that isnt a classic woman on twitter that's actually a really famous singer on her photoshoot and this knowledge somehow makes that guy even more cringier 😂
Some of these feel like satire, but knowing the Internet it's more likely that the people that originally post this content are genuine and it always surprises me that people legit are like that.
The last guy was just next level like the rest of the video I cud handle, sorta. But this last dude has more cringe and unrealistic expectations than a Dhar Mann viewer has of the world.
The fact that 4:17 isn’t even a picture of a “woman on Twitter” but a Kpop idol😂 (Jennie from Blackpink) like Bob I don’t think she’s going to see your Tweet😬😂😂
The last guy thinks he can find a girl with tattoos, heavy piercings and is a conservative housewife at the same time 💀 what plant is he living on and where does this guy get the AUDACITY
oh my god for that shirt at the beginning- my dad asked me if i wanted almost the same thing but about having a badass father and whatnot and i very kindly declined
And also children from what I can see, the problem with Japan (nobody having that many children) is likely going to spread, mainly to the European and North American countries.
To all normal thinking Gen Z people: How do you deal with the others at school/uni? I am 26, so one generation before yours and when I was in my last semesters the Gen Z people were comming. They changed everything regarding the language and called everyone - ists.. 🙃 Couldn't deal with that, currently searching for a job where only people my age or above work 😅 And even some people in my age are crazy. Germany is really going down the same road and I'm not here for it.
im a very late gen z-er and i still go to school and tbh where im from you only really see this kinda shit online (im romanian) so most of my classmates are normal people
bruh
bruh
Bruh
Bruh
bruh chain
bruv
That last guy listing everything he wants in a girl, but even if there was a girl exactly like that-would she even want him? Sheesh. Is he even worth that kind of a woman, if any at all?
Pretty sure she'd have higher standards than... THAT...
@@Leona17 Exactly! Like this dude is just listing the most perfect girl, as if he’s entitled to have a woman like that, lol.
@@zandkingdom Male version of the sweets woman at Dr. Phil lmfao
Then he's gonna grow up like "waaaaa AlL woman BAd WAAAAAAA"
sounds like someone triggered you and it has nothing to do with you. bye
"Why did you hide a body in my room and not tell me?!"
I'm shy
Relatable
@@blueleopard6339 ikr its so relatable, whenever i hid bodys sometimes the police came and i got so nervous 😳
"Why did you not tell me you were responsible for the murder of 2 children?"
I’m shy.
@Reni Indra ugh introvert problems
“why did you murder that innocent person after you asked them out??”
“I’m shy”
Bro, that last one is so cringe. He needs to buy a NFT girlfriend with all those specifications.
A plastic woman with an AI, and I think as it's intelligent, it would run away when meeting his owner
Women do the same I don't see the problem
Wait till you hear about "womens" preferences. Lol.
Dude was literally describing the most fictional person imaginable
@@skullmax3595 tell me, have you talked to atleast 10 women about this?
Megasus I apologize on behalf of my generation..
Do you really have to comment this same shit on every video of his
megasus💀💀💀...
We are all ashamed of our generation
megasus
@Animation 🅥 omg it here 😱 😱
I love this meme where pegasus says genz and shows 60 year olds
@Animation 🅥 nobody fucking cares
I guess there are 2 meanings of genz.
@old days ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html it’s finally here
@Animation 🅥 ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html it’s finally here
@YeaMan nah
Last dude rally wants a conservative anarchist anime girl gf💀💀💀
Lol
8:12 Literally every woman and/or person on the planet will have the fine hair on their face and body so he's just saying he's cool with her shaving her face in front of him on a daily if not at minimum once a week basis but with the rest of his specifications (except a million piercings? usually these guys want none but ears lol) like... he wants an android woman, right? An android full of piercings that is lmao
That last one was a LOT.. to unpack.. from the delicate hand thing to "must follow the stereotype of cooking in the kitchen", to not expecting gifts..like bruh what if it's our ten year anniversary, you're gonna get me what? Chips? Like-
You'd have to act surprised when he gifts you a pair of forks, I think he's capable of that
@@Mr.Pista-1 "thanks for the forks for our anniversary!!' *divorces*
Oh my.. you A Guuuuuuurl?!?!?!!!
Local man discovers women
@@loop5312 NANI?! Another Grill?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If even somewhere there was a girl like the one that last guy described, I doubt she'd want him and he definitely doesn't deserve her.
Women do it the same thing with guys I don't see the problem
@@Bacon2000. Absolutely not. The only people who have such an absurd list are people who are delusional. It has nothing to do with gender.
@@Bacon2000. Then go get your eyes fixed.
@@prithyachan333 is it bad when a women does it
@@Bacon2000. Is then even a question man? Ofc it is. Why are trying to justify that basement coomer's actions with that? Are you the guy in the video?
requirement to be my girlfriend:
1. must be a girl (optional)
2. must be alive (optional)
number 2 🤨📸
Number 1. 🤨📸
2 ayo?
Mine is simple:
Don't be stupid and cheat (I feel very hurt by someone that cheats)
Be girl and alive
@@methane5211 first line yeah, second is kinda pretty demanding
The sad part of reality I think the next generation after Gen Z will be worst & more entitled. No generation stays young forever.
The teachers at school will be replaced by the idiots of gen z and so on until only very few of us are somewhat intelligent
Either that or they will abolish school because they didn't enjoy it
I think it’s Gen Alpha, Humanity’s Level of intelligence will probably drop as a whole in the next few gen’s
@@Soul.Resonant melon brains
@@Soul.Resonant maybe more like generation AA, because that's the amount of electricity required to make them smart
Ouch! 😜
Yea. for the demanding guy, thats why he will always be alone.
you cant just want a goddamn emo to be a loving perfect wife while still beign an emo
Dude has gotta be more open minded or he’s never getting a girl. He doesn’t deserve one anyway.
@@bobanation6917 yea. i mean its not like the open mindeds get a girlfriend tho. i mean me for example.
@Bueno Perder thanks mate
Tell that to my gf, she dresses emo but acts like she owns my house already. I can't even cook anymore
@@chapter8657 damn bro. i dont think thats how a relationship works. i mean idk its up to you. i'd break up if i was at your position
I haven't watched your videos in a while man but after coming back, it's almost nostalgic! Love the content bro!
@its nice knowin ya unlike your dad
@YeaMan u misspelled “page”
@YeaMan What's the heat, Diarrhea?
@YeaMan says the person who has no fuckin videos 👏🏼👏🏼🫰🫶🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳
We ALL have an ideal partner, but none of us will ever get it because every human has flaws.
9:53 The solution here is a sex doll, my man. Cause clearly ya ain't looking for a person, lol.
Exactly. Like no body hair even the baby ones like how do people get rid of that? And even the thinnest people have some rolls on their stomach lol. This isn't a person he is asking for but a frick doll. Bet he will break it within the first 24 hours of purchase.
@@prithyachan333 He's also just so hyper specific that he might as well just spend a fortune on one and have it customized or something.
Like, damn. I understand being like "I like my women thicc" or "I like red hair a lot" but this guy is like "she gotta have no fat but she gotta be extra thicc, a NATURAL red hair or brunette and must be full of piercings!" want some fries with your order while you're at it? 🤣
@@kutaoizumi4189 Ikr? He even wants her ankles to look good. ANd what a hypocrite. He doesn't want his girl to expect any gifts from him on any occasion but he expects her to keep gifts ready for him like? What is more interesting is that he wants a girl full of tattoos and piercings and then he wants the girl to be traditional minded. The only thing I agree with him is about having clean nails.
@@prithyachan333 yeah, the guy wants a girl that looks tough but it's soft as a marshmallow. He should just get a femboy, because girls are mostly looking as they have their personality
ngl i feel like that dude is mistaking real women _for_ sex dolls…
7:30 I like to over analyze things, so the last guy wants a girl with a bunch of peircings and tatoos, believes in traditional gender roles but also doesn't expect the guy to pay for things, who doesn't use a computer (because of "Finger nails kept clean and practical (no clicking on keyboard)). 3"+ hips? 30" to 45" is considered the average size for women. If he meant 30", that is still considered very slim, definitely not "baby making hips".
And I was also stupid enough to go find the original post to criticize it some more. He wants a women with slender legs but also she should be familiar with squats and "Runs several miles, multiple days a week (3+ miles/3+ days a week)". "Have or working towards a job/career that you get enjoyment from" Don't get him wrong, he doesn't mean a job that she gets enjoyment from. He wants a women that has a job he gets enjoyment from, like stripping, "Having ever been a stripper (longer than one month, 3 nights a week/would consider it)". "Believes in equality not feminist superiority" but he literally says nothing about what he would do for her, just things he wants her to do for him. That is not equality. But overall, the top comment on that reddit post basically sums up the whole post, "You sir, sound like an asshole."
Especially with other qualifications he wants in a women like,
"Always willing to expose your tits/ass when asked/told to by your man"
"Likes being woken up by sex"
"Believes her body was made for her man’s pleasure and is his to do with as he pleases"
So he just wants an impossible girl. I have my dream girls too, but at least those aren't so detailed. All I want is someone that understands me and doesn't want to betray me
@@methane5211 Everyone has their dream girl, it's normal. And having qualifications like, "Understands me" and "Doesn't want to betray me" are very reasonable things to look for in someone. What isn't normal is sitting down and writing a huge list of qualifications with some of them contradicting each other. To me it's a huge red flag if a person lists off several qualifications they want in a man/woman. But I also find it interesting to read mainly because it reveals a lot about the person who made the list. You can obviously tell this guy is a waste of oxygen.
On the hips thing the wording I thought he meant just 3 inch difference between waist and hips but either way that's really arbitrary to mix "baby making hips" and those measurements. That's such a tiny difference and hell, speak from always got mocked for being too scrawny with an 18 inch difference
Either interpretation I don't think he actually understands measurements for women's bodies
I think what he's looking for is a sex doll
If I met th is manin real life I would kick him in the nuts.
"my guy better date a build-a-bear" omg that one was quite a burn!!!!
I bought my fiancée a very similar shirt because she thought it was cute. She wears it to the gym when we got together so no one ever reads it.
You seem way to cool to be watching these kind of videos dude.
@@misterwizardman4309 I like listening to people point out the obvious in a humorous way while I work
Too…cool
The sheer genius of the typography on that shirt hurts me and will haunt my dreams tonight.
I came SOOO close to being exactly the woman described in that last comment…..
Untillll ….. we got to body hair and fat rolls! 😂😂😂
I’m 5’5” I’m Greek Cypriot natural brunette, loads of tats, loads of piercings but DUDE I’m Greek!!! So I am like 10% body hair! And I’m still carrying a little baby weight (😏 my 2 kids are 26 & 23! )
This made me and my hubby laugh soooo much … he kept saying ‘oh one more and you’ll be perfect for this guy and I’ll be free’ 😂😂😂
How completely weirdly oddly specific tho… and when he got to hobbies and personalities I noped out for sure 🤣🤣🙄
By the first requirement, I was out. I'm 5'7.
@@cupcakenews5788 Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called.
You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby.
This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you.
For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.
My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you.
I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now.
It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms.
This ends for all of us.
End communication.
That last dude was so damn specific to the point the person he wanted doesnt even exist XD
i was shocked to say the least when i saw the last one, sort of took me off guard to expect a woman to have a flat stomach and large breasts. it's impossible for most body types, and even if a woman has that, either from surgery or naturally. would she even want a man like that? i know a lot of women with piercings, and every single one of them is the total opposite of what he wants. either because of their sexuality, or just general taste for men.
Those people who write such specific lists should install Sims and build their dream literally. Or just touch some grass idk
"my gf MUST sleep with my dogs!" 🤡
Imagine your tongue ring gets loose while eating and you accidentally swallow it
Yo wtf
1) You don't get a ring for your tongue
2) You must be pretty stupid to not feel a loose tongue piercing while eating lmao, imagine biting a little too hard on the ball or the bar
Wtf bro get help dude
Happened to me once lol but the ball fell off. Just got another one and then it was fine lmao
☠
Year 2 day 27 of reminding pegasus that he exists for 10 minutes a day.
Man that is some dedication.
@YeaMan You just want 1 more subscriber so you can reach 69 subs.
Hey man out of curiosity, what's the first video you started on? I can't seem to find it
the thumbnail genuinely made me gag It ruined my entire day I couldnt stop thinking of how disgusting It was💀
same bro i completely lost me appetite
@@sidereum-05 I couldn’t eat for hours until my mind was clear from it
why tf would someone ever drink their bf's drool??? what kind of creep is she 😭
Waiting for my guy to start selling drool in a jar.
And sell it for $4000
@@Kunachii mans aboutta make more than belle delphines bath water
@@maril1 Yas, and he gon' invest and sell it thru the whole world in his shop 😜😜
Caught you in 4K 📸✨
NOOOOOOOOOOO
My fellow gen z people again
Theyve done it again
Hello
finally found you!
you havent posted in a while
HOLY OMG HII
Of course the thumbnail is a danganronpa Twitter account
Luckily I dont have twitter
@@ryomahoshi1607 yeah I deleted it
i mean that game is good. but like why 💀
that last guy lowkey be making his own OC at this point.
As a Gen Z,
I can confirm that humanity will fail in 2069
Give them more credit!
It won’t take that long for humanity to fail 😊
noone needs your verification kid
**2030* ...........
@YeaMan the only heat you got is taking a single step then you'll be sweaty because it's so hard for ya
@Noot Nugget hey Patrick you know whats better than 23? 24! 420!!!
I hate it when people reply to and likes their own comment! I also hate it when people edit their comments later.
I know, right!
Thanks bro
That last post screamed "I get no girls" to me.
Mans so desperate.
And holy shit he had a goddamn list of shit.
Also "has a job" "supports traditional gender roles" conflict.
In traditional gender roles, aren't women jobless housewives??
Or am i dumb
Remember a couple seconds ago where you haven't read what the thumbnail said?
Yeah, good times.
8:58 "i have perfect score! 30/30"
"what's your name queen~?"
"Mohammad"
8:34 -Bro wants his woman to be bald 💀
3:50 Thanks, pegasus I’ve been looking for this image for millenia and it’ll from now on my discor profile picture.
Last post is just infuriating, every time i watch your videos i lose a little bit of my soul
I lose my brain cells watching these posts
It's like a drug, it drains our minds, but we like it
Bro you are infuriating
I built up tolerance to this.
Personally I found it hilarious but to each their own.
4:15 "a classic woman on Twitter"
The classic woman on Twitter in question: Jennie of Blackpink
its even funnier when u realise the guy in the replies asked to marry jennie of blackpink 😭
@@gyephobic true 😭✋
@@gyephobic yep 💀
I mean at 5:36 obviously you're not supposed to be shopping but these requirements aren't too bad. Like no more than 2 kids, most people require 0 kids. I think it's only a bit more demanding than the average person, the difference is they wrote them down lile a bongoloid
Edit: I just saw the last guy and yeah I think that's what defines ridiculous. Now the first one seems more reasonable
The first one IS completely reasonable, these requierments aren't high at all, the only thing that makes it look worse than it is is the shopping list style, and even then, I would never consider this creepy or ridiculous
@ywoisuG its not bad, just kind of cringey. like the dog part.
@@user-kw1hq-r8o weirdly specific=\= unreasonable
@@ywoisug8845 definitely not as unreasonable as the one who wanted a build-your-own anime girl for a gf
1:42 I don't think they were referring to teeth when they said "Free Whitening System"
6:37 please note not all danganronpa fans are like this
This fandom is a mistake 💀
yeah no i'm still believing they are
@@moonbinz9134 belief and reality are completely different things so I will accept that
I'm NOTHING like this, people giving us a bad name
@@gabelee417 ikr
Men who make that kind of list seem to think that finding a girlfriend is like going to build a bitch
There is no way getting all that is possible.
Dude was probably some fat basement dweller anyway so it probably doesn't even matter
6:01
On terms of getting a free puppy.....
Let's say that the puppy would be the last thing you love on first sight.
How tf guys have the dream girl they want down to the height and shit? I'm like damn if she gots a soul she not that bad
Tell this to 90% of women lmao
i can see the illness on his face i hope he is ok
Daym the last guy has a pretty decent list. Still somehow shorter than some lists women make for men.
5:56 that's no filter or edit...
*THAT'S DAMN PHOTOSHOP*
For that last guy..... What do YOU bring to the table? His expectations are so unrealistic
Man is customising his character
6:37 she should remove the ibuki pfp and username
Finally someone that agrees we arent all insane
Literally 😭
4:26 Imagine Blackpink seeing this lmfao
lmao I want to see Jennie’s reaction
7:44 Has never and will never have a relationship or any partners ever, holy shit. I cant believe this is a real person either.
Can’t wait for this :D
@YeaMan your musics TRASH L + Ratio
@YeaMan cringe
5:49 Looks like Slenderman got a tan and put on some makeup, eye stickers, and a wig.
Pegasus! You are almost at 1 million subs! What are gonna do when you hit it?
idk lol
@@gigasus77 Understandable, awesome content btw!
@@gigasus77 it would’ve been funny if u said “ur mom”
@@gigasus77 I wanna know too!
@@centaur6605 lmaoooo 😂
5:25 he must be the guy with the “I bone my dog” sticker
5:10
What idea of 35 does Pegasus have...?
The medieval one, where she was already in the coffin
👵
7:30 There's this guy, then there's everyone else on the internet
see, us internet folk don't care who we date, yet we're all somehow constantly lonely
8:50 as someone 30 pounds underweight even I have belly rolls fuck unrealistic it's just flat out impossible
8:00 when a girl sees this guy she automatically runs away
4:17 just to clarify that isnt a classic woman on twitter that's actually a really famous singer on her photoshoot and this knowledge somehow makes that guy even more cringier 😂
who was it?
@@Isabella-xd2om its jennie from blackpink
6:37
sonic says "If you have an anime pfp, the your opinion doesn't matter
The thumbnail post... That's it I've officially lost hope in Gen z, back to thinking millenials are good
8:49, He's out here trying to create a custom character.
this vid is an out-of-context clip goldmine
"you have to be 18, have two kids, and sleep with dogs" --pegasus 2022
Don’t forget “I bone my dog.”
After hearing about the last guy I realized I have a lot lower standards.😭🤣 Bro was talking about woman like a build a bear.🤣🤣🤦🤦
As a young gen z i can confirm that gen z is not that bad untill you turn into a teen,then your brain starts decaying
Before you become a teen, you get dumber as a preteen, the smartest you get is at 9 years old.
Can confirm too
that last guy just gave me an amazing idea for a store, that im gonna call "build a bitch"
Some of these feel like satire, but knowing the Internet it's more likely that the people that originally post this content are genuine and it always surprises me that people legit are like that.
5:55 yes I am a skinless ghost naturally! Why can't ppl believe me 😭😭
“Why would you pierce your tongue?”
me, who got mine pierced 40 mins ago: idk man 🤪 that’s crazy bro
awooga btw
awooga
But why?
10:02 wow not even my standards are that high, all I care about is that they treat me right and respect my boundaries-
@muffin thanks lol
The last guy was just next level like the rest of the video I cud handle, sorta. But this last dude has more cringe and unrealistic expectations than a Dhar Mann viewer has of the world.
The fact that 4:17 isn’t even a picture of a “woman on Twitter” but a Kpop idol😂 (Jennie from Blackpink) like Bob I don’t think she’s going to see your Tweet😬😂😂
At the final quiz, my score would be 0, guess why
My dream girl:
1. Bipedal
2. Hairless ape
3. Can perform respiration
The last guy thinks he can find a girl with tattoos, heavy piercings and is a conservative housewife at the same time 💀 what plant is he living on and where does this guy get the AUDACITY
last guy really be listing out his shopping list
that last guy has as many chances of getting the girl of his filthy dreams as i do of dating the annabelle doll
that last one was like a list of specs for custom built computer... lmfao the guy probably looks like 4:29
2:55
No videos
No subscribers
And no bitches
The last one will search for that girl for decades 💀
As a member of Gen Z I can confirm
Last guy should be single forever in my opinion I pity the man and the woman who wants to date such an arrogant, ignorant person.
"I bone my dog" omg
"I boned dog"
9:37 lemme just shave my eyebrows
haha genz back at it again!
oh my god for that shirt at the beginning- my dad asked me if i wanted almost the same thing but about having a badass father and whatnot and i very kindly declined
8:15 this guys list is so wretched. I hate every inch of it 🙁
9:40 it gets worse 😫
10:10 🤢
My guy at the end called peach fuzz baby hair? Then wants a litteral magnet
As a gen z, I'm sorry for my generation.
As another gen z, I’m sorry for my generation.
as a gen z, I def believe that this gen will be the be the end of intelligence
And also children from what I can see, the problem with Japan (nobody having that many children) is likely going to spread, mainly to the European and North American countries.
Yo Pegasus gotten Beefier!
Congrats my Peg of Sus
5:48 wow guys no filters!1111!!!
If she wants to drink drool, I'll give her something to drink
i lost brain cells at such speed with the last post tho, i will never recover them ✋😩
To all normal thinking Gen Z people: How do you deal with the others at school/uni?
I am 26, so one generation before yours and when I was in my last semesters the Gen Z people were comming. They changed everything regarding the language and called everyone - ists.. 🙃 Couldn't deal with that, currently searching for a job where only people my age or above work 😅 And even some people in my age are crazy. Germany is really going down the same road and I'm not here for it.
im a very late gen z-er and i still go to school and tbh where im from you only really see this kinda shit online (im romanian) so most of my classmates are normal people
I just barely talk to people
I am actively passive-agressive towards them, but they're too dumb to notice
Heil
The thumbnail was honestly despairing considering the fandom