DAZ WATCHES DANCE MOMS
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2021
- How's it going Dazzlers? Welcome BACK to Daz Games and another Daz Watches. You guys have wanted me to react to Dance Mom's for a long time now. So today we are watching a compilation of the shows craziest moments.
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The video-
30% dance moms
10% reactions
60% him screaming about how he did Sarah’s volcano
VAHAHAHAHAHA YES
@@Demeza16 why did you just say UwU
Yeah pretty much 😂
yess lmao
1% siri
Daz: “I MADE THE VOLCANO”
Also him: “WHY DO THEY TAKE THIS SO SERIOUSLY”
FR but i don’t blame him atleast he did smth🤪
@@gothperson5562 tru dat baku, tru dat
@@roxanne3335 always right😩
wait does he have a kid
@@milliedobson4804 yes she is 13-
Daz, speaking about his daughter;
" And the little *bitch* "
Soooo glad I'm not the only one who speaks about her kid jokingly like that.
You say that to the wrong parent, and OUFFFFF the SHADE thrown your way
What parent/older sibling hasn't referred to a small child as a "little shit" and all variations there of? 🤣
I couldn't stop laughing when he said that😅😅😅😅
DaDdY I never thought she was Elmo but ye
that part got me XD
I do the same with my cat, I call him my son and talk about how much he sucks and my fam is always going on about "he's going to get a complex" like?? Bc I said he smells like dust?? 😭
“Dadd- apparently my daughter is Elmo” got me so bad I fell backwards off the sofa and hit my head on the coffee table
Is the coffee table ok? (Jokes, hope it didn’t hurt too bad)
I know, I have watched that several times because it's just so hilarious.
Critical hit 😂 I do hope your alright though
ow
oh-
Alternative title: daz tells you about the time he wasn't given credit for a volcano ***emotional***
now i want Daz to personally make me a custom volcano-
@@sleepybun908 😹definitely
Ikr 🥺
I want to see this volcano now
It was hilarious
“Apparently my daughter’s Elmo”
Idk why but that and the voice before had me crying😂
Facts 🤣
balsamic vinaGUH
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the fact that holly is constantly screaming GURLS OUT THE ROOM!!!
Holly was the only positive thing for those girls
@@222daley Except to Maddie to be fair
Christi was pretty good to Mackenzie
daz mocking abby is my fav thing to ever happen 😂😂
It will never not be funny 😂
i enjoy listening to his stories whenever he talks about his daughter, she's either an angel or mischievous devil
She is Mini Daz
Wolf in sheep clothing
You have 666
I could watch just Daz telling stories haha its so entertaining
It's not fair
I'm in Australia and he uploads at like 3am so I see it hours later😢
Parents to children: “act your age.” “You’re more grownup than this.” “Act like an adult “
Parents during a fight: “you’re trying to eat my face!”
e
This is gonna classify as abuse u can be arrested for in like, 30 years o_o
@@NDJunction the adults in that video, or parents demanding their kids “do better “ when they, themselves, can’t even act like adults
@@tsunemara i hate judging ppl, i REALLY do. but you can't just act this way in front of children. how HARD is it to walk into a room, whisper "hey i'm not happy; can we talk in the hall?" and just LEAVE the kittens out of seeing such disputes??
@@NDJunction we completely agree. That’s why we were asking. We weren’t sure if you meant the women in the video specifically ( which we agree should be considered child abuse along with pageants and other activities that will mentally scare the children as the fun of the event is sucked away from them by their immature parents who think the world revolves around them and actively reach their children the same thing in a never ending loop of abuse and degradation) or if you meant just the parents who act like that in a daily basis, but possibly to a lesser degree. I. E. Telling their kids to “act their age” when said child is fine and acting perfectly normal for a five year old, therefore shaping them for their feelings and needs, creating an unstable child/adult who needs therapy. We were not trying to be rude, nor dismiss your feelings and we’re sorry of our question came across that way. We were simply trying to clarify and probably should have posed the question with a better explanation. Our apologies.
5:02 “Oh shit Maddie’s crying she’s not gonna swing out of any chandeliers is she“ 💀
Daz: “this is meant to be a fun
Competition and not meant to be taken seriously”
Also Daz: *stays up all night and builds a miniature volcano for a school competition*
BAHAHA THATS JUST DAZ IG
“DAZ WATCHES DANCE MOMS”
no.
“DAZ TELL STORY ABOUT AN ARTS AND CRAFTS VOLCANO”
yes 😌
Gurl! Stop reading my mind! 🤔😂🤔
That was funny because Daz did all the work.
Yes I’m the 666 like
@@user-nl6dw6vc7u there is no 666 likes it's 1K
@@JoeyTheBeastHD what?
"oh... Maddie's crying..she ain't gonna be hanging off any chandelier's now will she?.... *Amazing laugh*
That had me dieng 😂
I was dying at that part
Why the hell the mothers are mad for the challenge 💀
OH GOD LMAO
I WAS CRYING
11:06
“ I DID IT, ME!? “
I busted out laughing 💀💀
“Im not crazy, you’re eating my face!” 😂👏
This is such a toxic environment for the kids. I am sorry they had to grow like this.
damn ur comments are serious
oh why did u quit yt
Arent you that one person who mailed themselves to some kid's house
@Maddness its not staged lmao its just hella edited
It’s actually not I am a dancer myself and she’s being hard on the kids so they can get better she wants these kids on Broadway only being rude to them in forcing them to go through all these past it’s going to only make them better if she’s soft and then they’re gonna be like it’s OK if I mess up she’s pushing them to not mess up so they can get on Broadway seven her kids have been to New York Broadway shows because she pushes them so hard
Wait until he finds out how Melissa completely forget how she has another daughter
“ I’m here for my daughter only” Mackenzie:😃
@@oliviad2222 “I don’t think Mackenzie should have won, I believe that Maddie should have”
I’m glad Mackenzie doesn’t resent Maddie considering their upbringing
@@whyareyousubscribedlmao52 tru because sadly it’s not Maddie’s fault. For example when she chose to NOT do a solo; Abby got mad at her. Yes she’s an amazing dancer but she lost good friendships out of it. It’s really sad
@@whyareyousubscribedlmao52 they aren’t that close
I wish Daz was my dad. Or brother. He just seems like a really positive masculine presence to have around
Or best friend
10:59 GLUE AND BAKING SODA IS CRAZY BRUH I DIED 💀💀
Daz: rants about mums being too competitive.
Stays up all night making a volcano to beat other dads lmao
Lol
Lmaoo
Her: “I’m not crazy, she’s eating my FACE”
*Daz dying of laughter*
I’m sorry for ruining the amount of likes you had until I clicked “like”. But yes
@@nakeyjakey62 *types angrily*
Her name is Kelly if u wanted to now
@@azkya8540 umm wat
🤣🤣🤣🤣
14:16 queen holly in the background just like “GURLS👏OUT👏OF👏THE👏ROOM👏GURLS!👏”
9:30 **GAASSSPPP**
“SARAHH! You do this?”
*”and the little b i t c h.”*
Every parent has a “ volcano” story. The things we do for kids
i never actually got to do one of those with my parents :( at least i dont remember making one
ik the school class made one together but im p sure i was just sorta pushed aside to everyone else...
p much all i remember was a paper mache volcano being made and being sad about not getting to take part in it
now that i think about it i dont think i ever got to make a cool project with my parents like that, just my dad looming over me watching me do my math homework while my mum worked late. kinda feel robbed in all honesty...
Haha I did mine took 4 weeks for the teacher to drop on the floor and ruin, I shouted in her face and walked out, I was only 6 🤣
It took me so long to realize that you were talking about baking soda and vinegar volcanoes and not real ones, as my parent has actual experience with a real volcano exploding
@@angiiePaniic me too, my dad has a really bad sickness to where he can’t work and my mom works night shift at a hospital, you’re not the only one! ❤️🩹
My mom has a dragon story
The volcano story was Brilliant! 😄
e
@@natinahat e
Yes. I think he should do story time videos.
@@TheImprovised fr thats what i was thinking
Yeah
daz ‘I don’t get why all these mums have to win through their children’
also daz:
*makes a volcano that came first for his daughter because he wanted to beat the other dads
Rich women arguing is the only reason I watch dance moms
“Wow her voice went from like feminine to Zeus” I DIED
Same!
🤣🤣
I was eating a whole ass pretzel and nearly choked
Lol IKRRR
@@sonyamcgrath9223 Lmao this reply made me dead 💀 😂
Daz! you need to react to UK dance Moms it's something else lmaooo
Cool
Yes!💛
There is omg I’m watching it
Omg yes 😂
Yea it's like pure hell in stage 7.
daz's laughing, impressions, and side rants make my day 100x better
Daz's rant story was 4 minutes and 28 seconds long 😂 From 6:57 to 11:25
Thank you, you legend ❤
i noticed this one was extraordinarily long
Honestly his side rant about the volcano was way more interesting than the entirety of the Dance Moms episode 🤣
Let's be honest here when is what Daz is watching more interesting than daz the answer is never
Honest
Ik😂😂😂😂
I love that Daz said he didn’t care about winning, but when it came to his daughter’s volcano being the best, he cared about winning 😂❤️ wholesome
Yeah
No, HIS volcano 😂
Daz should make a story time channel!
4:30 RICH WOMEN ARGUING?! IM HERE FOR IT! I’m pissing myself omd 😂
ALL THESE YEARS AND IM NOW HEARING THAT DAZ IS BIRACIAL 😳😳😳🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
I know I never knew that either! 😂
Adoption exists
@@user-oi1yn3ly7w That has nothing to do with what I was referring to but OK
@@_tink_2362 He was literally adopted and isn’t mixed race….
@@user-oi1yn3ly7w when did he say he was adopted????
let me know what video he says that in
Abby: You are not-
Daz: **cuts it off to talk**
Me: THE FATHER
Oh shit, really?
Best line ever: “How’s it going dazzlers? Welcome back to daz games and another daz watches!”
Ok.
@@captainfizzy463 wtf why did you call them a loser?
Stolen
@@captainfizzy463 imagine saying that in 2021
You copied my comment
“The big woman who runs everything” HAD ME LAUGHING
16:16 LMAO daz mocking abby is so hilarious to me 😂
Parents: “Grow up and move on”
Also parents: Arguing over how much attention Maddie gets for over 9 damn years…
Well when you all pay a ridiculous sum of money for the same Education but the teacher only promotes one kid and gives her job opportunities while bullying every other child INCLUDING the favorites sister by calling her dumb and incapable…
I think they have a right to argue abt it lol.
She also told children she made fun of not to cry. Mackenzie was like 6. 6. Being told she’s a baby and made fun of infront of her friends while being compared to her sister. And this behavior only continued for years.
@@alexandrarenee4323 I understand, but some of the stuff they say (whether its about the kids or not) still hurts them.
Thats why most of them either leave or get kicked off the team.😔
And yes, I agree that Mackenzie always gets pushed to the curb for her older sisters success. But frankly... Maddie Can't beat Jojo's fame.😓
Happy 700th like
Also I see someone else liked it just now making it 701st like
Edit: just a day later and your comment made it to 1.1k! I'm impressed!
@@daniellemorgan2997 Thanks luv ❤
I love how the daughters are always just sitting there silently and calmly while the adults are acting like toddlers
Yh the daughters are more mature than their parents. Also can Abbie actually dance???
Other people: MARTHA CONTROL YOU KID
the husbands of dance moms: sweetheart control you mother
Kelly and Christi r rlly the only mature ones there. Kelly most of the time though, shes a queen
*YOU’RE EATING MY FACE*
@@superseager8057 thats like asking if simon from x factor can sing, idk how the fuck they know they just do
Love how he refers to Abby as “the big woman who controls everything”
One night I stayed up til 3 or 4 AM making a bat costume for my daughter for costume day in summer camp. She won. My mom taught me well. She won a few awards because I sat up all night making things for her at 4 years old who I knew she would appreciate and love fondly later for her in life. Being a parent is not easy but the love we have for our kids is ridiculous!
He doesn’t need editing to be funny. He’s just naturally funny.
Oh yeah, I realised that he rarely edits and is just really funny lol.
There is a lot of editing though. There is tons of cuts.
Not to mention his laugh gets me laughing every time.
Well funny
@@pogofgreed3707 yeah but that isn’t what makes it funny is it?
The story of him helping his daughter with a volcano project proves how much of a good dad he is
well he was only doing it to prove to the other dads his volcano is the best, knowing they will know he made it like they made their children's lol
And how hilariously petty he is😂
IKR
There is no need for anti depressants when you know who daz is
daz: do these woman just all hate each other?
me: *the whole plot of dance moms in 2 seconds*
I love how 80% of the video is a rant of his daughter’s volcano😂😂
You mean daz not Sarah's volcano 😂
"Daddy! Daddy!" Apparently my daughter's elmo" is the sentence of the year in my book 🤣
Ahaha😂😂 love that
Daddy
Daz calling his 4 y/o daughter a “lil b!tch” for taking credit for his miniature volcano is probably the funniest thing I have heard all week long 😂love you man
I love how when he laughs the captions say music
Nia's mum and Chloe's mum are the best ones on the show. Mad respect.
You mean holly and Christi? But yes I can totally agree. DAZ NEEDS TO WATCH A KELLY AND CHIRSTI COMPILATION
Tbh Nia’s mum is the only rational one on the show
@@asher_the_ace5753 I agree :)
Nia
yes holly and christi are the best dance moms on the show i have mad respect for anyone with the same thought
I swear, every time Daz says “SIDE RANT” my day gets a thousand times better
Me too
Same
Someone should make a playlist
for real.😆
it's like that one teacher who tells stories from their life during lessons
14:08 - the sound affect for his biting was hilarious!
it really was lol😂
1:33 “oh sHiT , that’s Maddie Ziegler”
Alternative title: Daz rants about how he made a volcano for his 4 year old daughter while occasionally watching dance moms
Erm im so so sorry for the ppl with the links in your replies
@@randombitch8187 lmao same 😭 IDK WHAT HAPPENED HELP ITS AN INNOCENT COMMENT-
@@moldsoul IKKKKKK
LIKE TF
Listening to daz go off about making a volcano and his daughter getting the credit and getting annoyed lol. I can feel him on that but for another reason, more of group project things.
at 12:00 MY MUM DOES THIS SO MUCH 🤣🤣
Her:*Tryna bite her finger off*
Daz:"Anigningningnig
I want to hear more stories like Daz’s about PARENTING LIKE THAT lmao I DIEDDD 🤣🤣🤣
Ik
Honestly, that was one of the best parenting stories! 🤣 God, I love hearing his stories.
“I WANTED A STICKER” Daz is the funniest person ever
5:02 “oh shit laddies crying she’s not going to swing out of any chandeliers is she” IM DYING
for a reference, the leader (Abby lee miller) gives the children (w the parents in the room as well) their weekly dance assignment. In that week, they were instructed that the parents had to make a costume (normally they buy the costumes). Everyone made their daughters’ costume besides the woman in the hat. 6:25
Oml thanks I was so confused why she was getting so bad over that little thing
The volcano story was surprisingly more entertaining than the actual video.
yes very much
He’s a really good story teller
frrr lmaoo
im with u on that statement
Yep
1:23
Daz: “And a flock geese took off”
*makes gobble gobble sounds*
Daz: “that was a turkey” 💀 😂
I was cracking up too
Kelly and Christi are my favorite people in the show 😂😂
I BEG PLEASE REACT TO MORE DANCEMOMS U WILL LAUGH SO HARD 😂
“The big woman who runs everything”💀💀
She’s quite literally a big woman
@@YerlYerlPung true
Shes the big boss
👁👄👁💅
After that story about his daughter and the volcano, DAZ should do storytimes every now and then and call it Tea Time or something.
Where we all wear pink hats and make a dazzling tea
@@Demeza16 DAZ-iling
Or he could call it spilling the tea?
@@tattoolover5753 Nah he should call it, “Daz’s dazzling Tea Tims”
I'm here for it
‘My daughters Elmo apparently’ I LAUGHED SO HARD 😭😭😭😭
If i was in the same room as all of these mums i would literally be laughing my arse of in the corner 😂
“Oh shit, Maddie’s crying, she’s not gonna swing from any chandelier is she?”
Well.. she’s more likely to now :’D
I CACKLED
THE WAY THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT
JAIL 💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭
OH MY GOD
@@Str4wberrii i don’t get it can u explain
Daz: “Did she mistaken that for a kitkat” 😂😂😂
Was hoping someone would pickup on that 😂😂
Hello todoroki!!!
nice prof pic :)
Same to you
@@jackholmes4740 ty ty
16:16 that sounded like the rambling in most metal songs 🤣🤣
Oh my god!! I honestly have never laughed so hard in my life 😂 Daz you are healing my mental health 🤣 SIDE NOTE WITH THE VOLCANO ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣
Dance moms: *arguing with each other*
Daz: "That sounded like a flock of geese took off"
Daz: "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!...NO WAIT! THAT'S TURKEYS!" 🤣🦃
@@-belue-6697 😂🤣
5:41 “She hasn’t got her daughter but she’s got all the trophies. That’s the only thing that matters” I DIED AT THIS 😭
And it’s so true of Melissa to grab the gold and run
SAMEEEE I DIEDDDD😂
I’m ur 1k
I was in tears
RICH WOMAN ARGUING
I’m here for it
Got my flying up to Heaven 😅
Daz: “I don’t think these girls care about winning”
Maddie: “I don’t like losing”
😂
“I have backed up neea with those pathetic feet for YEARS!
Daz: “WAUHSUSH SHAGRAFAAFWG WAAAAA”
Her name is actually spelt Nia btw!
@@luma16 lol thanks
Ngl, it was a pretty good Crazy Dave impression from Daz there
i love how daz isn't afraid to call his kid a little bitch bc thats how they joke around and sarah knows it
Fr
16:16 I can’t with his impressions of abby 💀
Literally sometimes how moms act in the dance studio I used to go to, (I’ve been to three still in one) the moms act just like this!!
Sometimes me and my friends look at them and just laugh. Oh and it’s even better when it’s at a competition and it’s another studio in the middle of the dressing room 💀
“Did she mistake her finger for a kitkat” I CAN’T BREATH
HAHAHA I diedddd
Literally 😭😭
Queen holly has found her way to King dazs' screen,truly a blessed day
👸🏾Doctor Holly Hatcher Frazier👸🏾
Yaaaas
Hello my name is Holly and no I do not understand this joke 😏
Name a more Iconic duo, I’ll wait
QUEEN HOLLY FOR LIFE
Dance mums is just SO DRAMATIC
14:08 I LOVE WHEN DAZ REACTED TO ABBY TRYING TO BITE TH WOMAN'S FINGER "oh fuck egneghnegneh"
Daz: *Tells women to grow up*
Also Daz minutes later: "I did it! I made her volcano! I want a sticker!"
My favourite line ever: welcome back dazzlers
@Fax SILENCE BOT
Same!
mine is “hoh” at the end
Same 🥰
Same
I have to say, the minute you said “the big lady who runs everywhere”. I almost spit out my pop.
14:08 oh *unintelligible noises* shit. a piranha out here. 😂
i’m SO making that my senior quote
Daz Black: "The big woman that runs everything."
Elliott Black: "You mean Miss Trunchball? Oh yeah, I know her."
lmao
Lmao
I thought it was Trunchbull?
@@ashwitchlady yea same
@@ashwitchlady No that’s Matilda
He honestly needs a part 2 of this, if Karen's pitting their kids against each other through dance isn't quality television I don't know what is.
If these Karens don't go sit down somewhere
I don’t know either
It's horrible for the kids tho. It's traumatizing and really only teaches them to be horrible like their mothers.
"My kid beat your kid" is the more childish adult version of "My dad can beat up your dad"
the og dance moms with maddie chloe ext was my LITERAL childhood i used to watch it every day after school with my mum and sister (it was like a family gathering basically) haha
him explaining the way he made the volcano was absolutely adorable.
like come on.
daz you’re an amazing dad i’ll tell you that.
Until he calls his daughter a lil b*tch lmao I’m jk I love him
@@elliallen46 I’m thinking of Sarah and how she would feel if she heard that,maybe
“OH MY GOD,how dAre you!!!”
@@JustBlossom_VR truu
"No I'm not crazy YOURE EATING MY FACE" will never not make me wheeze like a maniac 🤣😭👏
Especially as it was her finger!!!
Lol
@@lhuvvlys2297 I believe we're the only 2 people that have realised!
i’ve just realised i have the EXACT same mugs for tea as daz i feel so cool right now honestly
also the mugs are literally amazing run to home bargains rn they’re the best
''I DUHAD THE PROJECT I HAVEN'T SLEPT FOR YEARS.'' -Daz 2021