Google Assistant gonna Screw up lotta people soon ! 😂😂😂 Wife : ok google. Can you tell me where my husband was last night. Google : mmm...sure. I reserved a table for him at the club last evening. His GPS history also confirms that he was there. I heard him lie to you saying that he was at work. shall i book an appointment with your family lawyer
_"Google, play something upbeat and fun!"_ _"Fun is not something one considers when doing his homework… but this station will put a smile on your face"_
I like google.assinant better u can ask so many questions that u cant ask siri for example I ask here to sing and she can sing I ask her what u think of siri and she answer siri always say I'm not sure I understand
Jonathan Morrison there is no link or anything on how to download android P beta... just wanted to let ya know cause in your video you said you would link it below...
Man: Hey Google, tell my wife that I cant make for the dinner with her parents. Google Assistant: Okay, will do. After sometime... Google Assistant: Next time, you talk to your wife yourself..!!
@@rwhoosh1122 Google is installed into the home button on a Samsung Galaxy. Not many people use bixby. Thats the beauty of samsung being Android... Android is google...Google is android. Siri is left 5 years behind
Okay, I asked Siri to make me that damned sandwich and she got nasty with me. Then, I asked her politely and I blew her mind. She just zoned out on me. Nothing. Google phone: Hey, Google, make me a damned sandwich. Google: I must warn you that it’s not a reversible spell. But I’ll try. (Magic sound). You’re a sandwich. I would write more, but I’m lying between two slices of Wonder Bread, picking peanut butter and jelly out of my hair.
Tim R yea you could but I'd doubt it'd be convenient like it is on an actual Android phone. Wouldn't you have to go to thegoogle app every time to use it?
I love the idea of having the google assistant making calls for me. After all, *it is an assistant*. Btw, Emma Watson's voice would be pretty cool as the google assistant voice.
The problem is, they can add the natural language and improve linguistics, but to catch up would be next to impossible, given the scale of google's data collection, across search, maps,etc
I'm going to have to agree with the guy above. The truth is, that Apple services are outdated compared to Google. I use Apple maps all the time, and it gets the job done for me, but Google maps is so much more advanced and detailed. For example, tomorrow I'm going to be going to town, and I'm going to be making multiple stops. I already know the duration of each stop and what time to get to my final destination. And yet I can't make one giant route for this on Apple maps that I'll be able to follow throughout today. I can only do this on Google maps. When you combine this with the fact that even in a major metropolitan area Google maps is just far more detailed than Apple maps, it becomes kind of silly to keep using Apple's service. Think about it: why should I ever use Apple Maps when Google maps is so much more advanced for every single thing?
Why do people still complain about 360p...HAVENT U ALL BEEN ON UA-cam ENOUGH TO REALIZE THAT UA-cam PROCESSES VIDEOS?!? Geez just wait for it to fully process.
Google Duplex has huge potential. Imagine never having to wade through a voice menu when calling a company to make an appointment or ask a question. Or, imagine never having to wait on hold to get through to customer service. On the other side of the coin companies might use this technology to service their clients. Google Duplex is just in its initial stages and can become one of the most powerful innovations of the decade.
Obviously I’d want Terry Cruise to be the voice of my assistant. Why? “Okay google, do I need to pack an umbrella tomorrow?” “GOOGLE ASSISTANT IS TOO FAST TO GIVE YOU AN ANSWER!” “Just ans- -DON’T PACK AN UMBRELLA, PACK SOME OLD SPICE BEAR GLOVE TO ACHIEVE ULTIMATE POWEEEEER!” “Cool thanks” “P-P-P-P-P-P-POWER!”
Phones should have at least a 2 year lifespan... I got the Pixel XL 2 when it dropped and I don't understand why it needs a new version. What else costs nearly $1,000 and basically becomes obsolete in a year??
And if you have a pixel 2 you're still gonna get all the newest Google Assistant features. And you're still going to be able to upgrade to Android 9.0 when it comes out.
wewep it's good to take people's $$$ 😂 because they know people will re-up every year. People would lose their minds of there was a new game PlayStation upgrade every year.
Lol have you seen basic neural net code? It's pretty minimal. AI is more about fine tuning heuristics through lots of training and verification data. I'm sure Google is a lot more involved, but still it's relatively small in code base size.
I'd want Morgan freeman's voice.
Kable10 You, my sir, are a man of culture.
Kable10 : I want king leonidas" this is spartaa!"
Same ol cliche, how bout some one new ffs
Yes
Kable10 bro he is dead
No way Morgan Freeman won't be spammed in the comments lol
UrAvgConsumer yup just look up
There is also no way you are going to respond to this comment
It has begun
Definitely would say Morgan Freeman
Lmao so true
Google Assistant gonna Screw up lotta people soon ! 😂😂😂
Wife : ok google. Can you tell me where my husband was last night.
Google : mmm...sure. I reserved a table for him at the club last evening. His GPS history also confirms that he was there. I heard him lie to you saying that he was at work. shall i book an appointment with your family lawyer
Ohh I remember reading this same comment some where else you comment robber
Ha ha
HAHAHAAHHA
ASHUTOSH SHARMA, that is how google is better.
So true and well said, thank you Sir. 🤔
I’d like J.A.R.V.I.S. as my assistant voice.
J.A.R.V.I.S IS OLD I WANT F.R.I.D.A.Y
@@user-bh1mi3qc4p nah, Tony Stark himself is better
Just A Rather Very Intelligent System
Petition to get Paul Bettany to be a Google voice assistant
Don't the Samsung S6 edge ironman edition have that?
Google assistant = JARVIS
Timi Akinlonu yes please
I don't want it to be Ultron though
Siri= FRIDAY
Trident YT Google assistant = Tony Stark (in iron heart)
Tony_yeung Siri= Every start guy in the world😂😂😂
Also, I WANT THANOS VOICE.
"I hope you remember to go for groceries".
Brolin is awesome.
Most people would be too scared to ask him anything
Rohan Kumar ok but you don't know a lot about marvel
"Dread it, run from it, the bills still needs to be paid"
Rohan Kumar He'll probably take up half the storage and battery.
_"Google, play something upbeat and fun!"_
_"Fun is not something one considers when doing his homework… but this station will put a smile on your face"_
Benedict Cumberbatch's voice would be very very very awsome
Daunnet Films - Anjas Maradita Jarvis for Siri would be cool
As a male voice true! For female voice I would like: Erin Richardson.
YAS
Halo bang:v
That'd be Strange
Me : hi siri
Siri : let me search the web for that
Lol
@Tiffany Reynolds because she doesn't tell you any information
I like google.assinant better u can ask so many questions that u cant ask siri for example I ask here to sing and she can sing I ask her what u think of siri and she answer siri always say I'm not sure I understand
@@kindsplash21 ye u right
Yes But When You Will Say Hi Then He Will Say Hi Is There Something Else I Can Help You With
ME: "okay google, how big is a burger king whopper?"
Donald Trump Voice assistant: "Huuuuuuge"
LIKE MY NEW WALL
BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS
Lmfao
Yuuudj
Kevin 😂😂😂 hilarious dude!
Morgan Freeman or Benedick (Dr.strange) would be awesome
Hrithwik Bharadwaj Benedict Cumberbatch?
Yeah
PENGWENS
Benadryl Crimpysnatch will be totally unreliable in Antartica
Lets get this comment UP
I'd have Jarvis as my google assistant if I could.
I'd have the spiderman suit assistant.
Just change your Google search to UK and use the male voice
Yeah! Jarvis would be awesome!
Paul Bettany
Wish i could say "hey Jarvis" instead of "ok Google"
Any voice on the planet? If you tell me Terry Crews is not the best voice for an assistant, you gotta be nuts 🤣
Or Mr. T
Just a bunch of shouting :D
naah, kratos would be the best voice
Morgan Freeman
NATORDEN if you want the voice of God in your cellphone, Morgan Freeman or Peter Cullen are the best choice 😆
"Mm-hmm."
VMSULTHAN mhm
The “mm-hmm” heard ‘round the world.
VMSULTHAN Jarvis needs to be Siri’s voice
Can we all agree the best voice would be Morgan Freeman
Plot twist...Siri was on the other line at the hair salon.
Lmai
See Alexas bedtime story...
Morgan Freeman
Tyler Kuefler, hell yeah. That would be the best Google Assistant voice ever.
I wouldn't mind a sassy Morgan Freeman voice, "Wake your own ass up tomorrow, this is your third alarm."
god speaks to you
Best
Tyler Kuefler omg yes please
Common, if Google really wanted a good voice for assistant, they'd hire Morgan Freeman
Jai rather Vin Diesel
auto correct with that 'common' at the beginning there?
nah
James Earl Jones!!!!
Really Morgan, James Earl? ain't that just a wee bit stale?
We need a Morgan Freeman voice.
D'oh Nuts Fr
Gay
I was just about to write that 😂
I think we all want jerryrigeverything as a voice for Google assistant
yaassss
Omg yasss plz
Or at least ultron
No EverythingApplePro
Jasmine Martin
Haha, no
Robert Downey Jr would be amazing for my assistant voice
I'd prefer the Jarvis voice
Batman voice
F.R.I.D.A.Y voice for me
Navin _Visuals YESYEYSYEYSEYSYEYEYEYSYEYS
Lol. I imagine he would be so snarky! 😂 That would be awesome!
This isn’t a new thing, Google’s voice assistant has been in another league for ages!
Yes, of course, but Google's new Assistant is better
Ok he literally said that in the first few seconds of this video.
gee thanks! I was aware of that 😂
Scarlett Johansson!!! Have you seen “HER”???
GrandpaSStudio definitely
Exactly my thoughts, loved that voice in that movie.
Omg yeees same
You have my vote!
GrandpaSStudio sexist voice I have ever heard 😍
Me: Ok Google destroy Apple.
Google Assistant: Order placed see you soon
Had to fix the end 😂 Here's why Google Assistant is Destroying Siri 👏🏼
I love ur vids, always super crispy!
Looking for the Android p beta download instructions 😥
Jonathan Morrison What quality do you upload in? I thought it maxed out at 1440 not 1080
Jonathan Morrison there is no link or anything on how to download android P beta... just wanted to let ya know cause in your video you said you would link it below...
i love tech
Jarvis from iron man
G.A.M .E.S deadass yeah
G.A.M .E.S yeah... I agree
That is a REQUIREMENT
I would get Friday
Mr. Fufu Cudlypoops u can get Friday as a secondary but jarvis is a must be honest guys
The voice of GlaDOS on your Google Assistent would be pretty neat
krokanjer YESSSSSSS!
krokanjer Holy shit, this 100%!
I'd also add a snarky filter to that.
Each time you say hello she replies with "Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center.
If you have a google assistant try asking him/her if they know GlaDOS. If you go through all the new voices you will get three different responses .
Man: Hey Google, tell my wife that I cant make for the dinner with her parents.
Google Assistant: Okay, will do.
After sometime...
Google Assistant: Next time, you talk to your wife yourself..!!
Morgan Freeman's voice would be VERY NICE ;)
THIS!
I’ll pick Scarlett Johansson! 👍🏼
Her
Ambrose since watching “Her”, I’ve been dreaming about it actually happening one day!
hmmmmmm 🤔
Jonathan Morrison I guess we all have the same wish!
+Leica Dad why tho ?
Pretty sure Siri was already dead...
Give us a Morgan Freeman assistant voice or we riot.
Paul Bettany so we can have our own J.A.R.V.I.S
This absolutely needs to be a thing Morgan Freeman needs to be a Google assistant voice
Morgan Freeman obviously, could listen to that man all day
Absolute legend
Facts
HANDS...DOWN ... I would just let him narrate everything I did
956 dislikes from isheeps
James Smith Those dislikes might be from Samsheep. Have you event heard of bixby?
Lol
@@rwhoosh1122 Google is installed into the home button on a Samsung Galaxy. Not many people use bixby. Thats the beauty of samsung being Android... Android is google...Google is android. Siri is left 5 years behind
I would love Will Smith's Voice!
Gay indian
I'll pick Mia Khalifa's voice
Moaaz Arshad LOL
Moaaz Arshad you are ironically muslim
Labib Ittihadul I would love ALEX JONES VOICE
_WHAT DO I DO LORD....DESTROY THE CHILD CORRUP THEM ALL_
Mr. Bean voice would be awesome
Gemgem Mgeci
Lmao. You rock man, awesome comment!
Yep! ''Too the beach'' :D
I will l! hi Paul l ml?! hi? hi there my name's Chris will have the time and
Hi to everyone and everything in between to be in am? the time and k a whiwholelo in
True
Okay, I asked Siri to make me that damned sandwich and she got nasty with me. Then, I asked her politely and I blew her mind. She just zoned out on me. Nothing.
Google phone: Hey, Google, make me a damned sandwich. Google: I must warn you that it’s not a reversible spell. But I’ll try. (Magic sound). You’re a sandwich.
I would write more, but I’m lying between two slices of Wonder Bread, picking peanut butter and jelly out of my hair.
Adele's voice would be great:
Me: "Okay Google."
Google: "Helloo"
Snoop Dogg needs to be a voice lollll
I love Apple, but I have to agree with you...
Isheep
Leica Dad the beauty is that you can get Google Assistant on iPhone
+AnJai u mon gay
Tim R yea you could but I'd doubt it'd be convenient like it is on an actual Android phone. Wouldn't you have to go to thegoogle app every time to use it?
I was thinking the same!
I want Jarvis
Joefrey Hijara YESSSS!!!!!! Jarvis is amazing!!!!!
If I had Jarvis I would actually become iron man.
Joefrey Hijara oh fawk yeah that would be sick
Joefrey Hijara one more dank thing you don't have to say "ok Google" instead you just say Jarvis
Man we need this
He was Vision
Google assistance destroyed siri years ago
David Attenborough should be a mandatory voice on all virtual assistants!!!
good call ..but ges to soothing ..we'd be all so chilled we wouldn't go to work ...ha
Sir David Attenborough Hell Yeahh...
I love the idea of having the google assistant making calls for me. After all, *it is an assistant*.
Btw, Emma Watson's voice would be pretty cool as the google assistant voice.
Luis Caminero thought you were the guy from Vsauce 3
Google assistant has always been better than Siri ;)
Why is no one talking about Paul Bettany. He's JARVIS and has the best voice ever.
yeah id love that
We need Scarlett Johanson's voice waking us up every morning.
I have iPhone since 2010 and I don’t think I have ever used siri.
Patrik_ Gluchowski yea I never use Siri she's so dumb. still love my iPhone though.
I've seen each call like 10 times and they still freak me out.
Androids will overcome the iOS
That Avocado it has already
"will"? LOL been living under a rock?
it already is
Oh yea android x android Oreo android 17 and android 18
They already have. Cuz their security is really good but both bad ( it's really easy to root a Android ) and it's better
Morgan Freeman. Cuz I want God to wake me up in the morning xD
It already has been destroying Siri.
Thats literally what he said in the first 30 seconds.
Jeremy Clarkson as my Google Assistant. It would allow for sarcastic jokes to be alot funnier with his wit. And plus his voice is legendary.
Couldn't agree more.
Billy Lauwda Haha.
*Lisa never showed up to the that haircut..*
We NEED Morgan Freeman to voice the Google Assistant
I don't think I need to explain why...
Morgan...wait for it...Freeman
Google Assistant destroyed Siri since his birth, that's why I use G.A. on my iPhone.
wait you can do that?
Hahahahaha
Lol. Move to android. Much better.
☢Kalle🚀, yeah, f*ck u.
Shiva Sai, 😡
I would want portal 2 announcer voice as my Google assistants voice.
I want gladys as mine from portal
I want mine as weatley
GLAD0S is her name, or Caroline, both work
John Legend is cool and all, but *HAL 9000* would be much cooler.
Andrew Nguyen loooool
Or Glados
Can't post that, someone already commented.
danggg. Apple needs to step up their game with Siri.
The problem is, they can add the natural language and improve linguistics, but to catch up would be next to impossible, given the scale of google's data collection, across search, maps,etc
Siri is the past , assistant when arrived it was way ahead from everything else .
I'm going to have to agree with the guy above. The truth is, that Apple services are outdated compared to Google. I use Apple maps all the time, and it gets the job done for me, but Google maps is so much more advanced and detailed. For example, tomorrow I'm going to be going to town, and I'm going to be making multiple stops. I already know the duration of each stop and what time to get to my final destination. And yet I can't make one giant route for this on Apple maps that I'll be able to follow throughout today. I can only do this on Google maps. When you combine this with the fact that even in a major metropolitan area Google maps is just far more detailed than Apple maps, it becomes kind of silly to keep using Apple's service. Think about it: why should I ever use Apple Maps when Google maps is so much more advanced for every single thing?
AbuBakr Akram finally you're maturing . Maybe . Good For You now .not everyone understands .
They already lost the game
Jeremy Clarkson! I need that voice or the Trio's voice like on Waze when they had that temporary promotional thing.
agent 1207 YES!! Perhaps when you go below the speed limit, the car could tell you in Jezza’s voice “MORE POWERR!!!!”
"Speed... Is good"
When you route recalculates, "This is brilliant, but I like this."
Yes plsss
I am literally laughing imagining the Trio talking to you as a voice assistant
Thanks for not triggering my assistant. Really love you giving a thought.
R.I.P Siri you used to be cool until we realized google can do it better😂
its weird how it acts like a human as well by pausing in the middle of sentences and saying ummm and ahhhh
Chromatic it's compensation for thinking about what to say next (like a real human)
Omg that conversation was friggin amazing
Sounded a bit too Californian though
J Arnett it probably detects the accent of the person it called and attempts to replicate it so they understand better, that by itself is really cool
you know it was a phone call between two people right? They just added the AI logo so stupid people would think its an AI but its not lol.
Big Ben Jesus Christ your kidding me lmao. Seems like your the one who is stupid since nobody doubts it's legitimacy apart from you.
Mm-hmm...
Why do people still complain about 360p...HAVENT U ALL BEEN ON UA-cam ENOUGH TO REALIZE THAT UA-cam PROCESSES VIDEOS?!? Geez just wait for it to fully process.
They have to compete for the “first” comment, or they are that bored
Bro Google's gotta get the woman who voiced GLaDOS to do Google assistant wtf
I want Neil deGrasse Tyson to talk to me like when he explains universe.
This was funny. I would hesitate to ask science related question if Neil was my google assistant
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Apple is the next Yahoo!
Uh, PAUL BETTANY? JARVIS? Hell yeah.
Holy shit! Yes, that's just what we need! Maybe add Morgan Freeman and Samuel L. Jackson?
Google Duplex has huge potential. Imagine never having to wade through a voice menu when calling a company to make an appointment or ask a question. Or, imagine never having to wait on hold to get through to customer service. On the other side of the coin companies might use this technology to service their clients. Google Duplex is just in its initial stages and can become one of the most powerful innovations of the decade.
I want Stephen Hawkings’ voice.
He doesn't have a voice, right? :D
"Microsoft's speech machine voice" is not connected to google assistant. smh. Drink some coffee.
Why
smh
That’s daniel UK
I'd like Scarlet Johanson... like in her.
Thats what i was thinking
That would be pretty dope tbh
JustThaor I know right.
I know a lotta people are gonna want this, including me.
and real life 'her' becomes reality
They should pick Paul Bettany.
You know why,
(Jarvis)
Aman kaushik Paul bettany...
*Paul
Aman kaushik we knew you meant Paul
Daft1 Oh
I'm sorry.
+Aman kaushik why nigga ?
To me it's crazy now that you can ask Google Assistant to consecutive questions back to back and John legend's voice is beautiful
I would love a Johnathan Morrison voice assistant.
Gay
Scarlett Johansson or FRIDAY for female voice
JARVIS or Morgan Freeman for male voice
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
Gilbert Gottfried needs to be my Assistant's voice. Please.
Yes please I'd welcome it very much
Hope anyone reading this has a good day :D
Cara Delevingne's british accent will be perfect for assistant
Morgan Freeman's voice
I love this resolution! It fills the entire display of the iPhone X but doesn’t go past the notch!
I’m an Apple fan and even I will say that Google assistant destroys Siri, even before this Duplex tech demo.
why would you be a fan of a company. use their products but you shouldn't be fanatic
Damn imagine Google hiring Paul Bettany. Real life Jarvis it is.
Obviously I’d want Terry Cruise to be the voice of my assistant. Why?
“Okay google, do I need to pack an umbrella tomorrow?”
“GOOGLE ASSISTANT IS TOO FAST TO GIVE YOU AN ANSWER!”
“Just ans-
-DON’T PACK AN UMBRELLA, PACK SOME OLD SPICE BEAR GLOVE TO ACHIEVE ULTIMATE POWEEEEER!”
“Cool thanks”
“P-P-P-P-P-P-POWER!”
holy shit it totally makes sense too, like the weather forecast could indicate high temperature and he advises you to bring old spice to block odor
Morgan Freeman because... Morgan Freeman
When you're so early that the highest quality is 360p.
early squad 😂
360p squad
+Jonathan Morrison can u review the xiaomi black shark ?
When you're so early the video isn't uploaded yet
Why are you lying they fixed that bug
Phones should have at least a 2 year lifespan... I got the Pixel XL 2 when it dropped and I don't understand why it needs a new version. What else costs nearly $1,000 and basically becomes obsolete in a year??
Your phone has a life-span of 2 Years+. But it's the norm to release every year and that is good for competition.
U dont have to buy it man. Its just for those who wanna upgrade to the newest pixel from an s7 or a pixel 1
Y do u need to but a new phone? Any good brand phone is good for at least 2 years and even after that if u can adjust can go on for another year
And if you have a pixel 2 you're still gonna get all the newest Google Assistant features. And you're still going to be able to upgrade to Android 9.0 when it comes out.
wewep it's good to take people's $$$ 😂 because they know people will re-up every year. People would lose their minds of there was a new game PlayStation upgrade every year.
David Attenborough
I want Arnold's voice as alarm with tone of "Get to the Choppaa". "Get up, get to the showaa"
Imagine the coding going into all this! 😱
Sahil Mambilly it is an AI no codes
CasinoR not sure about that tho. Everything needs to be coded.
CasinoR Lol are you joking?
Lol have you seen basic neural net code? It's pretty minimal. AI is more about fine tuning heuristics through lots of training and verification data. I'm sure Google is a lot more involved, but still it's relatively small in code base size.
Sung Kim Yes probably relatively small... But that said. We are not talking basic here.
Hulks voice would be perfect to wake me up in the morning!
TheDark Knut NOOOOOOOOOO
Thai Binh Hahahaha
Eric Cartman from South Park
Mikee Florez 😂👍🏻
I second this 😅
i’d want Venom’s voice it would be Badass like imagine talking to assistant with venom’s voice🙉
OMG YEEES
Today, it is "pretty please", but tomorrow, it will be "would you kindly?"
Yeah, man. Bioshock all the way ... Cheers!
Scarlet Johansson or Emma Watson for me as the voice!
Best voice for Google Assistant: NICHOLAS CAGE.
Me : siri hi
Siri : sorry I don't understand
Or "here are some websites I found"