No, totally unoriginal. All these young girls trying to mimic Adele. And they all sound fucking stupid because Adele has an overbearing and stupid sounding voice.
"You know, Adele is popular right now, and you can be popular too, because of your body type". Damn, she called her fat and kinda gave her hope at the same time.
„There is a swastika hiding in the negative space in the middle of the logo. To be fair, there's swastikas hidden in all sorts of innocuous places. It's such a basic shape (which is why it was historically popular) that it's hard to avoid accidentally incorporating one somewhere.“
@@TabithaKristen Ooh a riddle! AWESOME! Well let's see... Are you implying that you no longer lament the songstress' decision to participate in a funny web clip? If so, neither of us are simps by my criteria. I'm impressed with the growth inherent in your newfound perspective and I am pleased to see you're no longer a simp. On the other hand... if you're suggesting that a comment replying to a comment made in response to a comment you had made seven years ago is somehow less simpish than the comment it was made in response to on the grounds of a time lapse...then I must contend there's a strange contradiction, and by your stated criteria, we're both simps. Why? Because if the comment was truly simpish due to a time lapse of seven years then a reply made in response to the reply is just a symptom of simp-dom twice removed, (making it arguably even more simp-tastic). On your grounds, your biopic could be called "Seven Years a Simp." I hope that's not the case. Or; on the third hand, because you possess enough identification with the person who wrote that post seven years ago -- indeed enough to get combative on self-negating grounds -- then I'm going to suggest my original reply is as relevant as your reply of 45 minutes ago; and I'm going further suggest that I am not a simp and your identification with that simp of seven years ago indicates present day simping on your part... Alright, I give up... WHO IS THE SIMP?!
I'm so upset this only has 600k views lol this is probably their funniest sketch when the old guy told everyone to stop breathing and the singer looked both ways I was crying laughing
As someone who lives in Upstate New York, the amount of people who hear New York and instantly assume the entire state is just as cool as the city is devastating.
i mean sorta. except billie’s singing isn’t loud. but her actual singing is pretty breathy. which is actually really cool because when singing having a breathy voice is really hard to control.
@@nikvlai9730 not at all. It is honestly a sign of an inexperienced singer and not having proper breath control to let air slip out at that rate and in minimizes the amount of singing you will be able to do and the amount of force you can have behind your voice. I see very very little amount of 'talent' in many studio singers today tbh. Anyone can sound like her with a studio mic, crew, and autotune imo.
@@nikvlai9730 I still have to disagree. Imitating a 'quiet sounding voice' without actually being quiet is difficult and is done by many Broadway singers since it is usually for the role of a chatacter that people sing that way- but will the style the Billie Eilish sings in it's just a state of releasing to much breath while singing, that is often actually a mistake that beginner singers make and hinders having a 'clear' sounding voice in many cases. I know she does it on purpose- though I'm completely unsure why because in my own opinion it just does not sound that good.
No, it's an apt description ya fucken fat ass. Go on a goddamn diet and get some exercise or stop being so self conscious about people calling YOU fat. 😆😆😆
The onion is so good at what they do despite knowing what it is before clicking it i was taken aback by him saying "fabulous new york state" while being bumfuck nowhere 😂 (im from pa its just forests mountains and farmlands if you're not in a city)
To be honest, I wasn't aware I was this well known. Since I don't share my comments, people would have had to just run across this and know who I am. So.... to answer your question, it doesn't really bother me, but it doesn't make me think I'm important or anything either.
Holding your breath until fainting is actually pretty easy. I'm doing it righ
LOL!
Comedic genius.
Guys I’m worried he has never said he’s okay
@@blamantia9809 he died in 2013
u couldnt finish 5 more letters but u could press the ''reply'' button
ok buddy
It was so real until the part where they actually let her through even without a sob story
People that look different from standards don't need a sob story, they already think she's miserable cause she's overweight and breathes loudly
@@JotaC dat true (had to read it twice and got mad the first time i read it)
She forgot to move away from the mic to breathe in.
Chocolate rain!
Tay zonday type beat
This comment aged like a fine wine
CHOCOLATE RAIIIIN
Basically Dunban from Xenoblade. He has a great actor, but he seems to have had a habit of sharply inhaling into the mic.
“It’s like how the FedEx logo has a hidden swastika in it”
where tho
@@gangstasteve5753 I looked it up and couldn't find it. there is an arrow though.
@@adog3129 sure it is there, but it is hidden...duh
Adog312 you can’t see it because it’s an orange swastika on one of the orange letters
@@laashushu1217 haha
"Public domain songs"
"But does she have the rights...stuff?"
America's Kids Got Singing: Public Domain Week
“You’re going to New York State”
They’re the BEST domain songs.
I must admit she's a good singer.
HowSci yea, when the bitch isn't ruining it by breathing so damn loud
She would be good if it weren’t for the loud-ass breathing.
HowSci I thought it was good before the passing out
Good at imitating the style you like.
No, totally unoriginal. All these young girls trying to mimic Adele. And they all sound fucking stupid because Adele has an overbearing and stupid sounding voice.
Lol just New York state, not even NYC. Just somewhere random in New York.
@Crow nah, that's Albany for ya
poughkeepsie
In some wooded area off an upstate road.
@Crow then ig Pennsylvania is offbrand Philadelphia even though im 290 mi (~467 km) of highway away in Pittsburgh. Big ass states with big ass lakes
@@timopper5488 Eden, NY - They have a Corn Festival. Yearly.
"You know, Adele is popular right now, and you can be popular too, because of your body type".
Damn, she called her fat and kinda gave her hope at the same time.
Wonder if she looks like modern Adele now lol 🤔
lol, I seriously thought the were looking for "America's Breathiest Singer". Now THAT'S a show idea
They almost had it with "Okay, do the song again but only the breathes"
Like catching ya breath after every syllable sung.
muse would win
@@leroymitchan ☠️
three worded expert roast, damn
Breastiest would be cool.
Onion > SNL
Both are great and totally different
You set a very low bar
@@relic6457 SNL is NOTHING compared to Onion. This shit is hilarious SNL is just stupid
Easily
I agree with reli:c, they both have their greats.
However, since the Onion is not live, they can assure they only release perfection.
Of the many talent show parodies I've seen, this was definitely one of them.
Still too much breathing.
Ah you live in a society as well
This comment is ahead of its time.
Why are people replying to this comment? Its 7 years old
@@vinetail5735 of the many comments on this video, this is one of them
The editors are supposed to edit out the breathing and almost ruined her chances of becoming the next Adele
Why do I always see your comments everywhere?
Still better than American Idol.
Everything is. Yaaaaaas, even the Holocaust...
@@MrOuchiez aight
Aside from the breathing she wasn't a bad singer.
I was thinking aside from the singing she wasn't a bad breather... But I guess that works too
Weird song choice. They teasing her about her weight.
@authorization batman You know this is a parody right?
My sim trying to get their singing skill up:
I cackled
@@kittyyourock Type out the exact way you cackled. Was it like a "ack ack ack ack" or a "a he he he he"?
Greg im curious as to how one even classifies “A he he he” as cackling... its either “ack ack ack” or a hearty “ah ha ha ha”
@@TangoTangerine12 It's all in the throat
Fucking beautiful comment
EVERYBODY: STOP BREATHING.
(We either have to pass her on, or KILL HER.)
Can I please breathe now?
I don't think that's how you use a colon
@@Red-jl1qr lmao
Can I please bre
She actually has quite an amazing voice :).
No
@@pizza-mana.k.a.pizzaparker3615 YES.
She is good, for sure
@@g.h.7661 Sure.
@authorization batman Straight facts
"New York State"
Am I the only one that looked up the Fed Ex logo after this?
PHLLY林朗新 where is it? I cant see it
NonnyGoop nope! 😂😂
Dead af just did and came to dead comments to see if anyone else did to
The right leg is cut off, but yeah, it’s there
I looked it up
“It’s like how the FedEx logo has a hidden swastika”
Everyone: I must google this
Doing it right now
„There is a swastika hiding in the negative space in the middle of the logo. To be fair, there's swastikas hidden in all sorts of innocuous places. It's such a basic shape (which is why it was historically popular) that it's hard to avoid accidentally incorporating one somewhere.“
I didn't even realize this was TheOnion when I first opened it, and then they started talking about her's and Adele's body type hahaha
who even breathes lol
imagine not being an android or a fishman
Ikr
hM
I knwo im agine brea
I thought this WHOLE THING WAS REAL until she PASSED OUT so I checked the video and channel to see that the onion made it!
The “congratulations you’re going to New York sate” killed me 😂
Gotta love that misdirection.
I didn’t realize it was the onion for like a minute
how is this satire, everything the onion uploads is the most accurate stuff on the internet.
Who is this angel with such a gorgeous voice who's in this silly parody instead of making amazing sounds for my ears?!
Yeah right. Urban yodeling
This parody is more rare and beautiful than a pretty singing voice, simp.
@@joeinreallife6293 You just replied to a comment from 7 years ago. Who's the simp?
@@TabithaKristen Ooh a riddle! AWESOME! Well let's see...
Are you implying that you no longer lament the songstress' decision to participate in a funny web clip? If so, neither of us are simps by my criteria. I'm impressed with the growth inherent in your newfound perspective and I am pleased to see you're no longer a simp.
On the other hand... if you're suggesting that a comment replying to a comment made in response to a comment you had made seven years ago is somehow less simpish than the comment it was made in response to on the grounds of a time lapse...then I must contend there's a strange contradiction, and by your stated criteria, we're both simps. Why? Because if the comment was truly simpish due to a time lapse of seven years then a reply made in response to the reply is just a symptom of simp-dom twice removed, (making it arguably even more simp-tastic). On your grounds, your biopic could be called "Seven Years a Simp." I hope that's not the case.
Or; on the third hand, because you possess enough identification with the person who wrote that post seven years ago -- indeed enough to get combative on self-negating grounds -- then I'm going to suggest my original reply is as relevant as your reply of 45 minutes ago; and I'm going further suggest that I am not a simp and your identification with that simp of seven years ago indicates present day simping on your part...
Alright, I give up... WHO IS THE SIMP?!
Joe In Real Life Damn are u really that offended by the word “simp” ?
This new style of singing was such a *breath* of fresh air.
I died when they have the camera man a bag to breath into 😂 “stop it! Stop breathing”
I'm so upset this only has 600k views lol this is probably their funniest sketch when the old guy told everyone to stop breathing and the singer looked both ways I was crying laughing
I watched it but it made me think too much which is wrong for my brain custard.
Who else didn't breathe as well when the guy said "stop breathing" 😂
"fantastic New York state"
As someone who lives in Upstate New York, the amount of people who hear New York and instantly assume the entire state is just as cool as the city is devastating.
Breathing is all I ever hear when I listen to music. It drives me crazy! I am also VERY aware of my own breathing at times.
(hoOO)
Still better than America's got talent
I like to think I’m not easily influenced, but then I actually stopped breathing..
woo...ok I am loving the new series that the Onion is putting out here lately - and this looks to be another great one!
I checked fed ex's logo for a hidden swastika, couldn't find one :(
Just some stupid hidden arrow
The middle lady could be an Anne Hathaway impersonator.
omg YES
Did the Onion just predict Billie Eilish?
i mean sorta. except billie’s singing isn’t loud. but her actual singing is pretty breathy. which is actually really cool because when singing having a breathy voice is really hard to control.
@@nikvlai9730 not at all. It is honestly a sign of an inexperienced singer and not having proper breath control to let air slip out at that rate and in minimizes the amount of singing you will be able to do and the amount of force you can have behind your voice. I see very very little amount of 'talent' in many studio singers today tbh. Anyone can sound like her with a studio mic, crew, and autotune imo.
Lost Again i meant not taking deep breathes, but like having that whisper sound. it’s hard to control without it sounding bad.
Lost Again ua-cam.com/video/eBGkSSHO7AY/v-deo.html
@@nikvlai9730 I still have to disagree. Imitating a 'quiet sounding voice' without actually being quiet is difficult and is done by many Broadway singers since it is usually for the role of a chatacter that people sing that way- but will the style the Billie Eilish sings in it's just a state of releasing to much breath while singing, that is often actually a mistake that beginner singers make and hinders having a 'clear' sounding voice in many cases.
I know she does it on purpose- though I'm completely unsure why because in my own opinion it just does not sound that good.
You move away from the mic to breathe.
"You were the only one thinking about her breaths." I wonder who thought of something else at that line.
It’s disgusting how people think they can get away with breathing these days
Is that Roiland's voice? Now it all makes sense, The Onion is just interdimensional cable for us.
only part that made me chuckle was "no loose ends" line
"Everybody. Stop breathing."
“Because of your similar body types” *excuse me?*
I feel like the line "You're Going to New York State" is underrated.
1:21 I physically collapsed to the floor after hearing that lmao
God this is hilarious!
I’m not gonna lie, the ending part was the funniest. “Cool bag of sand”
She do be breathing tho
3:29 as soon as she fell, she magically got glasses lol
that was her hair
2:53 this is so on point it practically breaks the fourth wall.
Why did I stop breathing when he said to
I am always surprised to see that there are Onion videos that I havent seen
Are you KIDDING ME?! She has the breathiest voice EVER!
How have I not heard of this series yet? This is like black mirror but better!
The onion, especially Today Now is like the funniest shit ever.
Nah it went down tbh
Yup. It is
oh my i only realised this was the onion 1 minute and 10 seconds into it AND I WATCH THE ONION ALL THE TIME WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I had to check the FedEx logo...I'm weak, I have needs...
Choir teachers be like
Her voice though, if it’s real, is str8 amazing
I don’t know why this was recommended to me but I am glad to report it gave me a breathy laugh
Man, for some reason after watching that, I feel really thirsty, and I'm craving a refreshing, delicious Moon Cola.
cool bag of sand
That moment when people think these first auditions are judged by the TV judges.
Watching this video made it hard to breathe
I actually can’t hear the breathing
That's the joke. It's the judge being super nitpicky about an issue that barely, if at all, exists
I can always hear the breathing of a singer if I pay attention. I just don't mind.
0:07 the subtlety is probably the best part of the Onion
Would’ve worked with a “quieter breathing bag” LMAO
I would love a show that introduces people from their name’s appearances in newspaper articles
And everyone is looking at the fed-ex logo right now.
God I love this channel
This is every 2010’s sad indie pop girl
A new series. One can only guess how completely insane this will get.
I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS THE ONION UNTIL HALF WAY THROUGH AIDHFIFNXJ
There's no swatztica in FedEx! Although there is a hidden arrow..
This seems familiar in 2019
انتقاذ لاذع و هادف ، شكرا أونيون
I didn't realise it was the onion until 0:47.. that was shocking lol
Agreed. I can't believe that years after Chocolate Rain, people are still forgetting to do this. Taye should do a remake for the new generation.
Yes.
"New York State" kills me 😂😂😂😂
Immediately googled hidden swatstika in fed ex logo... Like an idiot!
I feel uncomfortable for breathing
The fedex logo with the hidden swastika 😂😂
The Onion is out of control. I like it.
Why dis she have glasses once she fell lol
FrankieTankie GD she didn't. That's her hair dumb dumb. Rewind it before you comment
@Laverne Blaszczyk it has upset me aswell. Made me waste my time rewinding fo nuthin.
This channel is so fucking underrated. Best satire on UA-cam.
Her performance was *breath taking*
... I'll let myself out
Heck this ladies voice is something though! 🎶❤️
The fat singer has an amazing voice.
Underrated Critic Lol u called her fat unnessecarily
emily how are we supposed to know which singer we are talking about. Kappa
No, it's an apt description ya fucken fat ass. Go on a goddamn diet and get some exercise or stop being so self conscious about people calling YOU fat. 😆😆😆
Dogheadpunch no one is being self conscious tho
Johnny Green Face, how many signers were participating in America's Best - broadcasted by Onion in this video were there?
1
The onion is so good at what they do despite knowing what it is before clicking it i was taken aback by him saying "fabulous new york state" while being bumfuck nowhere 😂 (im from pa its just forests mountains and farmlands if you're not in a city)
I found the breathing distracting too, tbh.
I literally had to google the FedEx Logo to find the swastika.
Not here is no swastika in the FedEx logo. There IS however an arrow and a knife.
This is going to get incredibly dark somehow, I just know it.
To be honest, I wasn't aware I was this well known. Since I don't share my comments, people would have had to just run across this and know who I am. So.... to answer your question, it doesn't really bother me, but it doesn't make me think I'm important or anything either.
Top comment with 1 like lol
Who are you
“In FANTASTIC New York State!”