Teen's Death Hits Reporter Hard

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  • @unhappyattendantughh2469
    @unhappyattendantughh2469 5 років тому +44700

    That poor reporter.... the family couldn’t possibly understand what he’s going through.

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 роки тому +25035

    I didn't realize why his chest was so large until I saw how big his heart was.

    • @avf6532
      @avf6532 4 роки тому +307

      The return of the king

    • @ishmael802
      @ishmael802 4 роки тому +17

      Lol

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 4 роки тому +11

      🅱

    • @xAnonymousComedia
      @xAnonymousComedia 4 роки тому +150

      The dude I feel we'd be best friends since we watch the same exact shit on UA-cam lmao

    • @chaseosu7608
      @chaseosu7608 4 роки тому +5

      Arararararagi true, ararararararararararagi

  • @Mario_1611
    @Mario_1611 5 років тому +35917

    The reporter shirt is as tight as he and Amanda's relationship could have been.

    • @mission101
      @mission101 5 років тому +1252

      Mario1611 it was also the same colour as her favourite colour could have been

    • @PuadafaProductions
      @PuadafaProductions 5 років тому +156

      Mario1611 you won the Internet

    • @jonahwilhelm8409
      @jonahwilhelm8409 5 років тому +54

      3 replies and 2.4k likes. That's impressive

    • @H.V.C_Shino
      @H.V.C_Shino 4 роки тому +23

      LMFAOOOOO IN GAGGING

    • @ryanhiga9270
      @ryanhiga9270 4 роки тому +8

      *his

  • @suddendee
    @suddendee 4 роки тому +6503

    That was really rude of the mother to interrupt the reporter when he was having a moment. 😢

    • @arthur9491
      @arthur9491 4 роки тому +28

      Yes I know :(

    • @Stadtpark90
      @Stadtpark90 3 роки тому +43

      @@arthur9491 Exactly. I felt that too. So rude! Made me shiver and tremble. You should have seen MY reaction!
      (How many layers of meta-satire can one add?)

    • @DamianDames
      @DamianDames 3 роки тому +3

      What is wrong with you, he is just a random stranger, they are her family! Im pretty sure they are supposed to be more sad than the reporter

    • @fnaffanmiles4678
      @fnaffanmiles4678 3 роки тому +38

      @@DamianDames it’s satire

    • @DamianDames
      @DamianDames 3 роки тому +7

      @@fnaffanmiles4678 ohhh so its satire that a family is sad at the loss of her daughter? sure thing bud... im still mad at that reporter, really, whats wrong with him, he thinks he is allowed to be more sad than the family

  • @Starmadien2019
    @Starmadien2019 4 роки тому +17465

    The Reporter was the drunk driver, this is him expressing his guilt.

    • @Fainne_
      @Fainne_ 4 роки тому +471

      Starmadien THIS COMMENT IS SO UNDERRATED

    • @calmexit6483
      @calmexit6483 4 роки тому +547

      I think it’s also when reporters act like needy celebrities and make stories about themselves as opposed to the subject/victims involved.

    • @nato3881
      @nato3881 4 роки тому +95

      @Matthew Beattie What that time when their host supposedly asking questions about manslaughter legalities supposedly just after he hit someone an hour ago outside the Onions studio?

    • @getoffthetabledavid7793
      @getoffthetabledavid7793 4 роки тому +41

      After reading the title, I thought that was what is was about.

    • @AdityaDeo-cg6eu
      @AdityaDeo-cg6eu 4 роки тому +5

      @@Fainne_ no you replied at the same time as the comment and by the 3rd week its already 600 + which is quite good.

  • @RossLlewallyn
    @RossLlewallyn 12 років тому +21644

    The idea of a reporter that always tries to make the story about him is truly genius. Make. More.

    • @gui18bif
      @gui18bif 5 років тому +249

      7 yrs ago

    • @snacks8465
      @snacks8465 4 роки тому +57

      I am from the future

    • @bpkoiralaproductions6004
      @bpkoiralaproductions6004 4 роки тому +58

      @@snacks8465 I am from the even farther future

    • @bryanking5358
      @bryanking5358 4 роки тому +49

      Ye how does it feel being 7 years older

    • @mophyUwU
      @mophyUwU 4 роки тому +4

      well im 4 days older and it feels pretty good

  • @carlathedestructor2454
    @carlathedestructor2454 6 років тому +14772

    He was crying so hard the parents consoled him.

  • @nostalgicuniverse9747
    @nostalgicuniverse9747 6 років тому +24582

    The onion news is the only news source i trust

    • @lucretiamott2838
      @lucretiamott2838 6 років тому +404

      Yes, I agree, they are the most factual news source you can find👌👌

    • @lucretiamott2838
      @lucretiamott2838 6 років тому +240

      @@sour_peckanmix Lol, nahh. Whatchu' talkin' about?

    • @anantakandangwa6930
      @anantakandangwa6930 6 років тому +118

      No..... pew news is the only news source we should trust....

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 6 років тому +88

      Lucas: new reports about the Onion being fake news are fake news.

    • @MrChristK
      @MrChristK 5 років тому +24

      @@anantakandangwa6930 agree. Pew News is the #1 news source. But maybe the Onion is 2nd best?

  • @itsanotheraccount
    @itsanotheraccount 4 роки тому +6395

    This is the bleeding edge of comedy, and it needs to be resurrected.

    • @mjkg6026
      @mjkg6026 4 роки тому +14

      Richard Cook agreed

    • @jadendafinger
      @jadendafinger 4 роки тому +96

      Comedy? He could have loved Amanda at some point. SMH 🤦‍♂️

    • @crappyaccount
      @crappyaccount 4 роки тому +4

      totally

    • @JW-um5pg
      @JW-um5pg 4 роки тому +18

      Honestly news today is already comedic enough

    • @mandyd73
      @mandyd73 4 роки тому +1

      Comedy? This is horrible

  • @kurbaga6041
    @kurbaga6041 4 роки тому +1590

    Our teacher retired at the end of first grade. The next year a new girl came to the class, and a few months later our old teacher came to visit us. A lot of kids were very emotional and then the new kid started to sob. I asked her why she was crying when she wasn't even there when our old teacher was with us, to which she replied "At least you got to spend time with her and I didn't even meet her."

    • @thereisnosanctuary6184
      @thereisnosanctuary6184 4 роки тому +140

      this charming woman
      Gold.

    • @toosense8266
      @toosense8266 3 роки тому +50

      Lmao

    • @darkcomet1607
      @darkcomet1607 3 роки тому +149

      Didn't she replied
      "Don't say that"

    • @blackqweenmars
      @blackqweenmars Рік тому +7

      Lol

    • @Batman.-
      @Batman.- Рік тому +134

      That’s honestly adorable
      she saw how nice ur teacher was and was jealous she wasn’t part of the class back then lol

  • @music0cool
    @music0cool 6 років тому +22532

    “But you didn’t know her”
    “Don’t say that”
    😂😂

    • @akzebraminer
      @akzebraminer 5 років тому +20

      Anonymous Annie lmao

    • @malevolentlight8777
      @malevolentlight8777 5 років тому +173

      Yes. That was indeed a line in the video. Good job buddy

    • @artemreinhart747
      @artemreinhart747 5 років тому +48

      Malevolent Light yeah I didn’t know it was a line the reporter said until he/she/it/whatever quoted it. Think I would’ve been lost without it, glad for this comment.

    • @primarchfulgrim3410
      @primarchfulgrim3410 5 років тому +97

      @@malevolentlight8777 You seem to have a stick up your ass

    • @malevolentlight8777
      @malevolentlight8777 5 років тому +15

      @@primarchfulgrim3410 You seem to have taken yours out

  • @FunnyComicClip
    @FunnyComicClip 12 років тому +15840

    i think he needs a tighter shirt

    • @TheKonnoisseur11
      @TheKonnoisseur11 6 років тому +381

      Daniel G he actually doesn't need a shirt at all 😅

    • @scroogemcfyuck8110
      @scroogemcfyuck8110 5 років тому +489

      He needs a bra.

    • @EverydayOutlaws2
      @EverydayOutlaws2 4 роки тому +359

      he needs a tighter relationship with amanda

    • @TheDadleyShow
      @TheDadleyShow 4 роки тому +36

      Dan MG first thing I noticed when I started watching

    • @scottwebster8756
      @scottwebster8756 4 роки тому +124

      He got breast implants because Amanda would have wanted them.

  • @xxyourhunterxx4044
    @xxyourhunterxx4044 6 років тому +16390

    "like the ol japanese saying:" *starts saying an entire story in japanese*

    • @5yearsago404
      @5yearsago404 6 років тому +210

      Ikr

    • @richman2601
      @richman2601 5 років тому +417

      Ubi Vermis Cerritulus In the shape of an L on her forehead

    • @groundedaviation6375
      @groundedaviation6375 5 років тому +1611

      I don't think its a real proverb (Japanese or not) but here's what he said:
      "wakattara sono mama de. wakaranakattara-" -> "If you understand, leave it be/so be it. If you don't-"

    • @TechnologicallyTechnical
      @TechnologicallyTechnical 5 років тому +110

      Autistic people don't lack empathy, that's called anti-social personality disorder.

    • @jaleiarobinson8161
      @jaleiarobinson8161 5 років тому +25

      Ubi Vermis Cerritulus r/nobodyasked

  • @BigMastah79
    @BigMastah79 4 роки тому +5831

    “That bullet could’ve gone right through me”
    “Too bad it didn’t happen”
    LMFAOOOOO

  • @hazmoses1324
    @hazmoses1324 4 роки тому +1175

    The way he touched that locker guy as he was saying "touching" was so epic lol

  • @TheAlanCulley
    @TheAlanCulley 7 років тому +7071

    I don"t think a lot of people realise how difficult it can be to be a news reporter in the world today. My heart go"s out to you, and my liver, and my spleen. In fact I am quite happy to donate any organ you may require. Not my tear-ducts though, for they have sadly run dry.

    • @asguardagash1845
      @asguardagash1845 6 років тому +12

      Lolol hahaha 😔

    • @runbarryrun9815
      @runbarryrun9815 6 років тому +9

      This is fake.

    • @itsShiftless
      @itsShiftless 6 років тому +23

      Not really apparently all you have to do is find something wrong with whatever Trump is doing at the moment

    • @uyagraph
      @uyagraph 6 років тому +54

      Run Barry Run * remember the sound of the wind?

    • @vitalcubegaming3214
      @vitalcubegaming3214 5 років тому +9

      Run Barry Run * fucking dumb ass

  • @Freakybananayo
    @Freakybananayo 5 років тому +4994

    This guy is 80% chest

    • @frances9975
      @frances9975 4 роки тому +231

      Freakybananayo that’s why his heart is so big

    • @flvyu
      @flvyu 4 роки тому +34

      Freakybananayo 20% arms

    • @NameName-yj7lp
      @NameName-yj7lp 4 роки тому +45

      He needs a bra ffs

    • @IARRCSim
      @IARRCSim 4 роки тому +16

      75% breast

    • @harshjain3122
      @harshjain3122 4 роки тому +28

      80% chest and 20% shirt and 100% reason to have a fuck fest

  • @ethansatterly3446
    @ethansatterly3446 4 роки тому +1683

    I love how he autographed the banner instead of writing something 😂

    • @blueyandicy
      @blueyandicy 17 днів тому +12

      I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE LMAOOO

  • @glenngamble7577
    @glenngamble7577 Місяць тому +129

    Bro pulls off a well enunciated japanese proverb and just gets immediately cut off. The onion will always be goated.

  • @ShellyBellyBeans
    @ShellyBellyBeans 21 день тому +75

    2:00 the way the dad looks at the reporter lol

  • @cBe9999
    @cBe9999 6 років тому +3615

    I didn't know Amanda either, but my powers of intuition tell me that Amanda was a beautiful soul who had no bad in her and would have grown up to cure cancer. This video is a great example of how, when the heart is open, empathy can become so strong that not even reality can stop it.

    • @Luis-325
      @Luis-325 6 років тому +67

      cBe9999 or she could have been the next Hitler. Will we ever know?

    • @Fame_N_Fortunes
      @Fame_N_Fortunes 6 років тому +24

      cBe9999 your powers are shit cause its fake

    • @cBe9999
      @cBe9999 6 років тому +70

      Yes. Yes I am. Everything you say is correct and not missing the point of sarcasm. This is also not sarcasm.

    • @cBe9999
      @cBe9999 6 років тому +47

      Like your ability to understand sarcasm

    • @halfthe
      @halfthe 6 років тому +12

      Fame N Fortunes he knows it's fake you dumbass this is called sarcasm

  • @-haclong2366
    @-haclong2366 5 років тому +3396

    "Yeah, too bad that didn't happen." 🤣🤣🤣

    • @daph0307
      @daph0307 5 років тому +68

      "I guess it's like that old Japanese proverb (foreign language)".
      "YeAH OkAY [...]"

  • @reddybear8506
    @reddybear8506 6 років тому +2705

    This is the same reporter who had no information about the (alleged) store shooter

    • @MrEdUrAt
      @MrEdUrAt 6 років тому +8

      No it fucking isn't

    • @burner4917
      @burner4917 6 років тому +13

      Its fucking satire

    • @spookhyskeleton
      @spookhyskeleton 6 років тому +100

      MrEdUrAt
      Yes it is.
      @@burner4917
      No shit sherlock

    • @wx7fm
      @wx7fm 5 років тому +32

      Central Inteligence Agency 3 years ago yeah, there was another satire video with him not knowing anything about an (alleged) store shooting

    • @garycoleman6912
      @garycoleman6912 5 років тому

      Jesus

  • @cvdinjapan7935
    @cvdinjapan7935 Рік тому +206

    It's a real Japanese proverb he says at the end (and his pronunciation is good). 分かったら、そのままで。分からなかったら、分からなかったことにしとけ。"Wakattara, sono mama de. Wakaranakattara, wakaranakatta kotoni shitoke." It means: "If you understand, leave it be. If you don't understand, keep on not understanding." It is similar to the English phrase "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt."

    • @martins-tl9bu
      @martins-tl9bu 7 місяців тому +8

      Thank you, was curious

    • @Royan1900
      @Royan1900 6 місяців тому +6

      I didn't know such proverb existed in English too, can't believe I'm learning reading YT comments, thanks!!😅

    • @fortissimoX
      @fortissimoX 3 місяці тому +9

      @@Royan1900 "... can't believe I'm learning reading YT comments ..."
      That reminds me of another proverb 🙂
      I'm not native English speaker, but I believe you'll understand my translation.
      "Smart person can learn something even from fools. Fools can't learn anything even from the smartest person."

    • @Anon-jr7or
      @Anon-jr7or Місяць тому

      Except I can't find any source that uses that proverb?

    • @thefinalfrontear
      @thefinalfrontear 7 днів тому

      ​@@Anon-jr7or were you looking for japanese sources or just english ones

  • @PenneySounds
    @PenneySounds 7 місяців тому +77

    Can we talk about the acting for a second? Crying convincingly in a dramatic scene is already something difficult for an actor. Crying convincingly in a comedy scene takes serious skill.

  • @mr.gotthatasmr4698
    @mr.gotthatasmr4698 6 років тому +6254

    His shirt lol

    • @jrg305
      @jrg305 6 років тому +49

      What about his shirt?

    • @samrogers1055
      @samrogers1055 6 років тому +550

      jrg305 it’s undersized and he looks like a douchebag while wearing it

    • @blanktom6049
      @blanktom6049 6 років тому +162

      i know, it was so distracting.

    • @unknownname116
      @unknownname116 6 років тому +203

      Yea it was distracting because he wasn't overweight, so sad

    • @agenttickle6412
      @agenttickle6412 5 років тому +46

      dude needs to work on his forearms too.

  • @Liuhuayue
    @Liuhuayue 6 років тому +3714

    Savage ending.

    • @wavefenomena
      @wavefenomena 6 років тому +2

      Liuhuayue stop

    • @FirstLast-cf4mi
      @FirstLast-cf4mi 6 років тому +20

      The joke is that Amanda was white, so the media wouldn't give a fuck.

    • @splendidtorch7800
      @splendidtorch7800 6 років тому +100

      First Last
      what?

    • @BenoHourglass
      @BenoHourglass 6 років тому +27

      +CRYSTAL CASINO
      Right with you there.

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 6 років тому +24

      first: Go back to Stormfront where you can be with your own kind.

  • @Peeze16
    @Peeze16 12 років тому +698

    "What's your name?"
    "Russell"
    "She loved you Russell!"

  • @maxamillion2140
    @maxamillion2140 3 роки тому +208

    This is literally how it is when you know someone your whole life, and they die. Then someone they've dated for two weeks acts through out the whole funeral.

  • @rbbl_
    @rbbl_ Рік тому +57

    I can’t stand the people getting hit by drunk drivers. Literally ruining a perfectly good alcoholics life just so you can get crushed by a car and get some attention

  • @CSRgamer
    @CSRgamer 12 років тому +908

    Brooke: "Yeah too bad that didn't happen."
    O'Brady: " "

  • @ChiefRepublic
    @ChiefRepublic 12 років тому +1013

    Call it whatever you want...this guy has a pair of knockers.

    • @tylerlovett6242
      @tylerlovett6242 6 років тому +3

      ChiefRepublic what do you mean

    • @Alex-yt5or
      @Alex-yt5or 6 років тому +91

      therabbithat and he's got a nice pair of knockers

    • @mrhupwop981
      @mrhupwop981 6 років тому +2

      therabbithat YASSSS

    • @daltonlunn1653
      @daltonlunn1653 6 років тому +1

      The 'dad' does more than the reporter does

    • @sameenshaw9670
      @sameenshaw9670 5 років тому +25

      His BADONKERS

  • @donovannotmyname7306
    @donovannotmyname7306 5 років тому +509

    I had my tear ducts cauterized years ago, and I keep my emotions in a special little box where they only come out during my night terrors.

    • @zorro4406
      @zorro4406 3 роки тому +5

      😁😁

    • @neuemilch8318
      @neuemilch8318 3 роки тому +34

      true professionalism

    • @MerlinTheCommenter
      @MerlinTheCommenter 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@neuemilch8318*true Psychopathy

    • @butterfly22432
      @butterfly22432 7 днів тому

      she's honestly very real for that. i went to the same doctor for the same operation

  • @KevinLLH
    @KevinLLH 5 років тому +176

    Every scene his shirt gets smaller

  • @SixxThirtyFive
    @SixxThirtyFive 3 роки тому +272

    I'm so sad for this reporter and his friendship with Amanda that now could never be. You guys don't understand how this has affected me. I could totally picture Amanda and the reporter painting a room together and then playfully splashing paint on each other, going to the park and buying ice cream cones from a stand and laughing at literally nothing. The trauma of knowing that this will never come to fruition has me all sorts of depressed. I'm in therapy. I've started a Go Fund Me for my medical bills and relaxation travels.

    • @jeanackle
      @jeanackle 3 роки тому +9

      Hey, do you need a traveling buddy for your Go Fund Me funded relaxation travels?
      And... how much we, I mean you, you of course, got thus far?

    • @SixxThirtyFive
      @SixxThirtyFive 3 роки тому +5

      @@jeanackle Tbh that sounds really nice. I've gotten tons in donations. Enough for two I'm sure. I just don't understand the exchange rate in every country, but we can figure out what the "thoughts and prayers" exchange rate is as we go. Yay!!

    • @jeanackle
      @jeanackle 3 роки тому +1

      @@SixxThirtyFive Wonderful!
      As it so happens, I'm an expert Forex trader and I can tell you "thoughts and prayers" are selling very well against all currencies in the world. Yay!
      Now, all I need is for you to wire me every single amount of national currencies you may have, no matter how large or small, and I can then get started turning our "thoughts and prayers" into any local currency we may need!
      We're gonna have so much fun!

    • @SixxThirtyFive
      @SixxThirtyFive 3 роки тому +1

      @@jeanackle That's gonna be a problem, friend. At the moment I've been bartering using my own human body hair since all my "legal" (pfft) tender is currently tied up in investments of the Nigerian Royalty type. Gonna be better than Bitcoin (take THAT, dad!)
      Anyway, if you need me too, I could shave my dog and just dye the hair I'm sure I'll be able to barter that for a lot of beans. Btw, what are magical beans going for on average nowadays?

    • @jeanackle
      @jeanackle 3 роки тому +1

      @@SixxThirtyFive Ah yes! The lovely Nigeroan Royalty... (bloody batards, stealing all my clients away!).
      Anyway, the rate for magical beans depends on where the plant's growth is likely to grow onto. If it is foreseable that they will end up atop a cloud where a giant and a goose may be living, then I'll gladly take them off your hands!
      But I was mostly intigued by your hair business. I mean, I do have some on me, plus a dog of my own! There's also a few stray cats in the neighbourhood whom, I'm sure, would appreciate some hair trimming...
      Please, do tell me more!

  • @matman000000
    @matman000000 6 років тому +417

    RIP Amanda. Miss you, big man. Gone but not forgotten.

  • @Bibky
    @Bibky 5 років тому +218

    After that girl reporter said her last line the two actors were literally just about to break.

  • @kyudon
    @kyudon 16 днів тому +35

    empath final boss

  • @Nb-ll8kp
    @Nb-ll8kp Рік тому +31

    Wow that mother got to know Amanda for like 18 years and she still interrupted the reporter who never even got to know amanda at all.
    Her lack of self awareness is showing

    • @tranquilrabies
      @tranquilrabies 4 дні тому +1

      The poor guy couldn't catch a break without all those close friends and loving family making it about themselves!

  • @myaayed3736
    @myaayed3736 4 роки тому +430

    This is everyone after someone they don't know dies at school lol
    (i was just trying to make a joke btw no one has died at my school just saying)

    • @QueenBayelle
      @QueenBayelle 4 роки тому +9

      How many people have died at your school

    • @QueenBayelle
      @QueenBayelle 4 роки тому +39

      Crow what’s with the “lmao”. People died...
      People have died at my school from car accidents after they tried getting back to school before lunch was over. Which did happen quite a few times, so the school made the school in campus only.

    • @bananas8054
      @bananas8054 4 роки тому +6

      @Crow Same actually except one was a seizure instead of a manslaughter ... anyway we had cupcakes after that , they were pretty good

    • @ernestogastelum9123
      @ernestogastelum9123 4 роки тому +3

      @@bananas8054 seems like it was worth it.

    • @jasonk1609
      @jasonk1609 3 роки тому

      I'm gonna guess you went to an american school

  • @IHeartZui
    @IHeartZui 6 років тому +563

    If had a real friend like Amanda, she would've told him to stay away from s/Medium shirt size at American Apparel

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat 5 років тому +30

      If he had a friend like Amanda she would've told him to stay away from American Apparel completely.

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat 5 років тому +1

      @Tally H. Leave it be if you don't get the joke.

    • @gui18bif
      @gui18bif 5 років тому

      @@xmlthegreat what

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat 5 років тому

      @@gui18bif someone replied something rude, then deleted their reply after I answered back.

    • @scottvelez3154
      @scottvelez3154 4 роки тому +15

      American Apparel is terrible at sizing their clothes. Their sizes are always 2.00356 inches off from what the national clothing size standard. In 2019 alone their undersized shirts led 240,000 incidents of blood circulation cut off to the intestines leading to necrosis. Statistics also show that American Apparel jeans "crush guys' nuts like grapes at a jelly factory" according to DCC (Disease Control Center). The OWH has accused of American Apparel of bioengineering their clothes to infect people and crush them via undersized clothes. Reports of pairs of jeans breaking free off the racks and running without anyone wearing them are being received as we speak.

  • @Rebear
    @Rebear 12 років тому +144

    @kanine5 it's a zen proverb. "If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are."

  • @PazzoLucas
    @PazzoLucas 5 місяців тому +32

    The reporter is played by Aaron Lazar. Sadly he announced he has ALS earlier this year. I hope he knows how many people he entertained with this skit and wish him well

    • @GirlWithTheCatsandDog
      @GirlWithTheCatsandDog 5 місяців тому +4

      I believe he got diagnosed in 2022

    • @PazzoLucas
      @PazzoLucas 5 місяців тому +15

      @@GirlWithTheCatsandDog he did but only announced it in 2024. Sadly recent photos show he is in a wheelchair now

    • @GirlWithTheCatsandDog
      @GirlWithTheCatsandDog 5 місяців тому +2

      @@PazzoLucas I was just saying what year he was diagnosed in. It is pretty sad though

  • @zayzay4405
    @zayzay4405 2 роки тому +35

    This is the physical description of “thoughts and prayers”

  • @pointlesscactuss4959
    @pointlesscactuss4959 Місяць тому +31

    2:30 the kid almost broke 😂

  • @ian_b
    @ian_b 5 років тому +53

    All these years later I still weep for O'Brady; *my* O'Brady. I think of him and his terrible suffering every day.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 4 роки тому +5

      Now I completely identify with you weeping for him weeping for her.

    • @BaddaBigBoom
      @BaddaBigBoom Рік тому

      ...and I empathise with you too for weeping for him for weeping for her, could you please just give me a minute ....sorry@@timopper5488

  • @bobofloblaws
    @bobofloblaws 12 років тому +401

    2:30 the kid is cracking up

    • @rubberband9570
      @rubberband9570 6 років тому +13

      Bob Loblaws hi bob. Are you still with us?

    • @commentconnoisseur1001
      @commentconnoisseur1001 6 років тому +3

      Yeah Robby when your next fight Roooobby?

    • @PerryGarack
      @PerryGarack 4 роки тому +3

      Bob! No? Where'd you go? Ive missed you so, seems like it's been forever since you've been gone

    • @leonardlangner9949
      @leonardlangner9949 4 роки тому +4

      BOB NOooooooOooOOoOooOOO!

    • @Hosidius
      @Hosidius 4 роки тому +3

      Bobby come home Bobby... we miss you

  • @glennmatthews758
    @glennmatthews758 5 років тому +215

    'Her 4.0 GPA and an hour spent volunteering at a local homeless shelter'

  • @dark.red.nite1
    @dark.red.nite1 4 роки тому +87

    “A touching reminder” *grabs random kids shoulder. LOL😂

  • @BlackFlagHeathen
    @BlackFlagHeathen Місяць тому +10

    “I had my tear ducts cauterized years ago” 💀💀💀

  • @KhoPhi
    @KhoPhi 4 роки тому +42

    "That bullet could have passed right through me"
    "Too bad that didn't happen"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @firthm2
    @firthm2 Рік тому +23

    " I had my tear ducts cauterized..." 🤣

  • @blammers
    @blammers 12 років тому +190

    Gotta love the Anderson Cooper t-shirt.

  • @EmperorsNewWardrobe
    @EmperorsNewWardrobe 4 роки тому +35

    Can we just all agree that it takes incredible strength to go through what this reporter went through. Amanda would be smiling to see his courage, a courage like she’d never seen before

  • @DashDrones
    @DashDrones 5 років тому +330

    This is like when Michael Scott fell in love with the dead girl from the office supplies catalogue..
    😂😂😂

    • @exosvocals2526
      @exosvocals2526 4 роки тому +2

      yessss😂😂

    • @flyhard3388
      @flyhard3388 4 роки тому +1

      What alternate reality version of th office are you watching?

    • @Christobanistan
      @Christobanistan 3 роки тому +1

      I think that was more lust.

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 3 роки тому +5

      @@flyhard3388 episode chair model after dinner party

  • @TheHandymanQld
    @TheHandymanQld 2 місяці тому +9

    Twelve years on and every single day I still miss Amanda.

  • @Pendleton115
    @Pendleton115 4 роки тому +27

    I feel so sorry for him. I wish him the best throughout this traumatic time. My thoughts and prayers go out to him and his family.

  • @Christobanistan
    @Christobanistan 3 роки тому +297

    I accidentally faked my grief at someone's dead dog once a little too hard. Dude was like "woah, you're more broken up about it than I am!" I stopped and walked away, totally embarrassed. 😂

    • @sarii_p1697
      @sarii_p1697 2 роки тому +7

      Lmao

    • @nayan7398
      @nayan7398 2 роки тому +15

      wtf lol

    • @simpilot001
      @simpilot001 2 роки тому +10

      Wait, you shalt not faketh thoust griefeth for thy doge, thou shalt be punishedeth!

    • @BaddaBigBoom
      @BaddaBigBoom Рік тому +31

      Were you pummelling the floor going "NOO, NOT HIM DEAR GOD NOT HIM!!! ....TAKE ME INSTEAD"

    • @Christobanistan
      @Christobanistan Рік тому +3

      @@BaddaBigBoom No 😂, but if I had done that I think probably would have screeched "KHAAAAN!!" at some point. I'm really bad at these social situations!

  • @ayo2064
    @ayo2064 4 роки тому +60

    2:33 is the only time I've seen a person on the brink of breaking character on the Onion and I don't blame him at all lmao

    • @harveyknguyen
      @harveyknguyen 4 роки тому +2

      there's an episode of dr. good of people in the audience breaking character
      and also in the video about yelling loudly there's an asian woman in the background during an interview who's laughing

    • @milah2010
      @milah2010 Рік тому

      yup I don't blame him either 😂

    • @thenablade858
      @thenablade858 Місяць тому +1

      He breaks a little at the end when he smiles after her comment about the bullet not hitting him.

  • @oxnerd
    @oxnerd 4 дні тому +3

    The reporter is an actor named Aaron Lazar and he was diagnosed with ALS 2 years ago. He can’t walk guys. I’m actually fucking sad. Only 10% of people with this disease manage to make it after 10 years. He’s only 48

  • @MaicoMoon
    @MaicoMoon 12 років тому +76

    Life hits you pretty hard, bro.

  • @AlaskanEagle1990
    @AlaskanEagle1990 11 років тому +72

    "I had my tear ducts cauterized years ago.." haha!

  • @mr.butterworth
    @mr.butterworth 6 років тому +182

    That he resembles Anthony Weiner makes it even better.

    • @laycebug3260
      @laycebug3260 5 років тому

      Who?

    • @OmegaBlackHeart
      @OmegaBlackHeart 4 роки тому +5

      For those that don't know, Anthony Weiner was a politician who was involved in sexting scandals, ruined his career.

    • @music-underground35
      @music-underground35 4 роки тому

      To me he looks like Jared? Trump daughters husband

    • @SeaSong14
      @SeaSong14 4 роки тому +2

      @@music-underground35 both jews maybe that's why they look so similar.

    • @thepinkus27
      @thepinkus27 3 роки тому

      Nah man he looks EXACTLY like Aaron Lazar /nm

  • @amirmagar2009
    @amirmagar2009 5 років тому +18

    -Can I keep this?
    -2:06 (Dad’s Reaction)

  • @rswear
    @rswear Місяць тому +6

    I did not know Amanda either and this was like 12 years ago, but now I miss her so much.

  • @MrMENOVA
    @MrMENOVA 2 роки тому +9

    We need more reporters like him straight to the emotional point of the heart.

  • @brennencox516
    @brennencox516 5 років тому +22

    My thoughts and prayers go out to O'Brady..

  • @bruhhh2629
    @bruhhh2629 16 днів тому +7

    2:24 lightskin dude was about to laugh he had to cover his mouth 😂😂

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin Рік тому +7

    What a tragedy. I'll immediately send flowers to this poor, devastated reporter.
    Oh Onion, your writers and actors back then were legendary!

  • @stretchh2o
    @stretchh2o 5 місяців тому +9

    2:29 Guy in the back trying not to break character😂

  • @LittleB2007
    @LittleB2007 7 років тому +879

    I'd love to know the rest of the "Japanese proverb," which I have never heard. lol
    わかったら、そのままで。わからなかったら… (If you understand it, leave it that way. If you don't...)
    His pronunciation is pretty good though.

    • @georgefairweather1990
      @georgefairweather1990 7 років тому +173

      LB2007 Same. I was pretty surprised by his pronunciation. It seems like he practiced the line pretty well.

    • @ruofanyu6699
      @ruofanyu6699 6 років тому +435

      "Report: 58% Of World’s Japanese Speakers White 23-Year-Old American Males"

    • @thecat5819
      @thecat5819 6 років тому +95

      He rushed the "分かったら" but "分からなかったら" was pronounced perfectly

    • @punkyagogo
      @punkyagogo 6 років тому +186

      "If you know you know, if you don't you don't" basically.

    • @misohoney1660
      @misohoney1660 6 років тому +252

      I think it was an in-joke for the viewers.
      "If you understand this, leave it alone, if you don't..."

  • @DrDomich
    @DrDomich 5 років тому +47

    "Too bad it didn't happen"
    Brutal. 😂

    • @cnoevil8468
      @cnoevil8468 4 роки тому

      DrDomich bait comebacks are not funny.

  • @sevendueceoffsuit
    @sevendueceoffsuit 12 років тому +51

    If his shirt would have been just a little bit tighter, he would have ripped out of it like the Incredible Hulk.

  • @tyleryoast8299
    @tyleryoast8299 3 дні тому +2

    The Onion used to be brave enough to go to some pretty seriously dark places

  • @NeLeeSawn
    @NeLeeSawn 5 років тому +14

    1:54 The father's stare.

  • @bellamin4549
    @bellamin4549 3 роки тому +45

    I wonder if self-proclaimed empaths realize this is what they look like.

    • @lenefyecak9024
      @lenefyecak9024 3 роки тому +5

      Shane Dawson

    • @roblosh8417
      @roblosh8417 3 роки тому +8

      “I just have this gift, curse, burden where idk I can just tell that someone is sad just by seeing them cry. It’s a lot on my emotional energy to be *any amount of perceptive* but I manage 😢”

  • @mattyboy999
    @mattyboy999 7 місяців тому +7

    “Me too, why, why Amanda? Why not us?”

  • @johnjordan6032
    @johnjordan6032 29 днів тому +5

    I was waiting for him to start reporting the facts of the incident, then slowly realizing he was the hit and run driver. 😂😂

  • @chronic13131
    @chronic13131 7 місяців тому +6

    I was devasted when I saw that live years ago. I never truly recovered mentally. She was so young 😢❤🙏RIP

  • @ChrisJohnson-ez3mz
    @ChrisJohnson-ez3mz Місяць тому +4

    That poor reporter! And that sick family just wants to sit there with their own grief?! Who do they think they are!

  • @DobermansRock
    @DobermansRock 12 років тому +6

    I really can feel the pain of that community through him. It must be hard for everyone to lose such a wonerfull young woman.

  • @austintc369
    @austintc369 4 роки тому +33

    Kid in back at 2:29 is trying so hard not to laugh

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 4 роки тому +1

      Andrew Cohan I couldn’t tell if he was trying not to laugh or if they told him “look overly embarrassed.” I feel like if it was the former they would have just re-shot it.

  • @TrueMakaveli50
    @TrueMakaveli50 Рік тому +4

    He cracks right at the end lol kudos to him for keeping it together. I’d kill for the Onion blooper reels.

  • @winstonchurchill624
    @winstonchurchill624 4 роки тому +5

    This hit home, the news reporters will be way more upset than my family when I die...

  • @fatihkan2601
    @fatihkan2601 6 місяців тому +3

    Her family almost felt terrible for that they didn't feel sorry for their own.

  • @chaminadecrew79
    @chaminadecrew79 6 років тому +82

    Holy shit this is filmed in my high school lmao

    • @gamingnz2591
      @gamingnz2591 6 років тому +7

      Brendan B ok buddy

    • @chaminadecrew79
      @chaminadecrew79 5 років тому +20

      @@gamingnz2591 Chaminade High School bro. You can see Mr.Chaminade on the walls lmao

    • @mercscar8579
      @mercscar8579 4 роки тому

      @Logan Donnelly around that green block ?

    • @suddendee
      @suddendee 4 роки тому +16

      Yes, but what about Amanda? 🥺

    • @aldrinmercado3475
      @aldrinmercado3475 3 роки тому +2

      So a girl died and the school shes from is an all boys school?

  • @malo3064
    @malo3064 4 роки тому +42

    when he touched the kids shoulder lol

  • @The_Horizon
    @The_Horizon 3 роки тому +11

    bro the fathers face

    • @Alphae21
      @Alphae21 3 роки тому +2

      true true

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 3 роки тому

      He doesnt understand what the reporters going through, sad, very very sad times

    • @CemeteryDriveClown
      @CemeteryDriveClown 3 роки тому

      Your comments are incredibly boring and you ruin my day by me seeing your boring obnoxious profile picture and I want to see you get a life and not ruin comment sections the way you do, never mind you're a verified youtuber you get a free pass

  • @alicetheegreet
    @alicetheegreet 7 місяців тому +5

    I didn't know one could cauterize one's tear-ducts!

  • @nikoladoctorov553
    @nikoladoctorov553 Рік тому +4

    Dude.. if only this guy knew my cat ran away the previous year and never came back...

  • @IndieFic
    @IndieFic 4 роки тому +22

    Brooke is somehow the perfect satire of a news anchor, that was absolute gold 😂

  • @spence3235
    @spence3235 Рік тому +4

    Prayers to the reporter, I hope he gets through this

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 2 роки тому +6

    I just realized he actually signed his autograph on the memorial board that is meant for the students to write their farewell words to Amanda.

  • @verrnomfurry1954
    @verrnomfurry1954 3 роки тому +5

    "don't say that"

  • @Ryvucz
    @Ryvucz 4 місяці тому +6

    I really miss the old Onion.

  • @CWINDOWSsystem32
    @CWINDOWSsystem32 2 роки тому +6

    I lost it when he started reciting the Japanese proverb in it's entirety, in Japanese.

  • @catherinelikespink
    @catherinelikespink 12 років тому +39

    Haha... I like Anderson Cooper but sometimes he gets way too emotional and kinda has a hero complex... And his shirts are from the little boys section of the gap.

  • @JimothyRoss
    @JimothyRoss 2 роки тому +3

    JESUS CHRIST THE REPORTER AT THE END MURDERED THIS POOR ANGUISHED SPIRIT.

  • @liamthomas4644
    @liamthomas4644 4 роки тому +5

    Poor guy. My heart goes out to him. That's real and true pain right there.

  • @kaeg.7800
    @kaeg.7800 2 місяці тому +4

    2:37 bro is shocked and flabbergasted lmao