@@arthur9491 Exactly. I felt that too. So rude! Made me shiver and tremble. You should have seen MY reaction! (How many layers of meta-satire can one add?)
@@fnaffanmiles4678 ohhh so its satire that a family is sad at the loss of her daughter? sure thing bud... im still mad at that reporter, really, whats wrong with him, he thinks he is allowed to be more sad than the family
@Matthew Beattie What that time when their host supposedly asking questions about manslaughter legalities supposedly just after he hit someone an hour ago outside the Onions studio?
Our teacher retired at the end of first grade. The next year a new girl came to the class, and a few months later our old teacher came to visit us. A lot of kids were very emotional and then the new kid started to sob. I asked her why she was crying when she wasn't even there when our old teacher was with us, to which she replied "At least you got to spend time with her and I didn't even meet her."
Malevolent Light yeah I didn’t know it was a line the reporter said until he/she/it/whatever quoted it. Think I would’ve been lost without it, glad for this comment.
I don't think its a real proverb (Japanese or not) but here's what he said: "wakattara sono mama de. wakaranakattara-" -> "If you understand, leave it be/so be it. If you don't-"
I don"t think a lot of people realise how difficult it can be to be a news reporter in the world today. My heart go"s out to you, and my liver, and my spleen. In fact I am quite happy to donate any organ you may require. Not my tear-ducts though, for they have sadly run dry.
I didn't know Amanda either, but my powers of intuition tell me that Amanda was a beautiful soul who had no bad in her and would have grown up to cure cancer. This video is a great example of how, when the heart is open, empathy can become so strong that not even reality can stop it.
It's a real Japanese proverb he says at the end (and his pronunciation is good). 分かったら、そのままで。分からなかったら、分からなかったことにしとけ。"Wakattara, sono mama de. Wakaranakattara, wakaranakatta kotoni shitoke." It means: "If you understand, leave it be. If you don't understand, keep on not understanding." It is similar to the English phrase "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt."
@@Royan1900 "... can't believe I'm learning reading YT comments ..." That reminds me of another proverb 🙂 I'm not native English speaker, but I believe you'll understand my translation. "Smart person can learn something even from fools. Fools can't learn anything even from the smartest person."
Can we talk about the acting for a second? Crying convincingly in a dramatic scene is already something difficult for an actor. Crying convincingly in a comedy scene takes serious skill.
This is literally how it is when you know someone your whole life, and they die. Then someone they've dated for two weeks acts through out the whole funeral.
I can’t stand the people getting hit by drunk drivers. Literally ruining a perfectly good alcoholics life just so you can get crushed by a car and get some attention
I'm so sad for this reporter and his friendship with Amanda that now could never be. You guys don't understand how this has affected me. I could totally picture Amanda and the reporter painting a room together and then playfully splashing paint on each other, going to the park and buying ice cream cones from a stand and laughing at literally nothing. The trauma of knowing that this will never come to fruition has me all sorts of depressed. I'm in therapy. I've started a Go Fund Me for my medical bills and relaxation travels.
@@jeanackle Tbh that sounds really nice. I've gotten tons in donations. Enough for two I'm sure. I just don't understand the exchange rate in every country, but we can figure out what the "thoughts and prayers" exchange rate is as we go. Yay!!
@@SixxThirtyFive Wonderful! As it so happens, I'm an expert Forex trader and I can tell you "thoughts and prayers" are selling very well against all currencies in the world. Yay! Now, all I need is for you to wire me every single amount of national currencies you may have, no matter how large or small, and I can then get started turning our "thoughts and prayers" into any local currency we may need! We're gonna have so much fun!
@@jeanackle That's gonna be a problem, friend. At the moment I've been bartering using my own human body hair since all my "legal" (pfft) tender is currently tied up in investments of the Nigerian Royalty type. Gonna be better than Bitcoin (take THAT, dad!) Anyway, if you need me too, I could shave my dog and just dye the hair I'm sure I'll be able to barter that for a lot of beans. Btw, what are magical beans going for on average nowadays?
@@SixxThirtyFive Ah yes! The lovely Nigeroan Royalty... (bloody batards, stealing all my clients away!). Anyway, the rate for magical beans depends on where the plant's growth is likely to grow onto. If it is foreseable that they will end up atop a cloud where a giant and a goose may be living, then I'll gladly take them off your hands! But I was mostly intigued by your hair business. I mean, I do have some on me, plus a dog of my own! There's also a few stray cats in the neighbourhood whom, I'm sure, would appreciate some hair trimming... Please, do tell me more!
Wow that mother got to know Amanda for like 18 years and she still interrupted the reporter who never even got to know amanda at all. Her lack of self awareness is showing
Crow what’s with the “lmao”. People died... People have died at my school from car accidents after they tried getting back to school before lunch was over. Which did happen quite a few times, so the school made the school in campus only.
American Apparel is terrible at sizing their clothes. Their sizes are always 2.00356 inches off from what the national clothing size standard. In 2019 alone their undersized shirts led 240,000 incidents of blood circulation cut off to the intestines leading to necrosis. Statistics also show that American Apparel jeans "crush guys' nuts like grapes at a jelly factory" according to DCC (Disease Control Center). The OWH has accused of American Apparel of bioengineering their clothes to infect people and crush them via undersized clothes. Reports of pairs of jeans breaking free off the racks and running without anyone wearing them are being received as we speak.
The reporter is played by Aaron Lazar. Sadly he announced he has ALS earlier this year. I hope he knows how many people he entertained with this skit and wish him well
Can we just all agree that it takes incredible strength to go through what this reporter went through. Amanda would be smiling to see his courage, a courage like she’d never seen before
I accidentally faked my grief at someone's dead dog once a little too hard. Dude was like "woah, you're more broken up about it than I am!" I stopped and walked away, totally embarrassed. 😂
@@BaddaBigBoom No 😂, but if I had done that I think probably would have screeched "KHAAAAN!!" at some point. I'm really bad at these social situations!
there's an episode of dr. good of people in the audience breaking character and also in the video about yelling loudly there's an asian woman in the background during an interview who's laughing
The reporter is an actor named Aaron Lazar and he was diagnosed with ALS 2 years ago. He can’t walk guys. I’m actually fucking sad. Only 10% of people with this disease manage to make it after 10 years. He’s only 48
I'd love to know the rest of the "Japanese proverb," which I have never heard. lol わかったら、そのままで。わからなかったら… (If you understand it, leave it that way. If you don't...) His pronunciation is pretty good though.
“I just have this gift, curse, burden where idk I can just tell that someone is sad just by seeing them cry. It’s a lot on my emotional energy to be *any amount of perceptive* but I manage 😢”
Andrew Cohan I couldn’t tell if he was trying not to laugh or if they told him “look overly embarrassed.” I feel like if it was the former they would have just re-shot it.
Your comments are incredibly boring and you ruin my day by me seeing your boring obnoxious profile picture and I want to see you get a life and not ruin comment sections the way you do, never mind you're a verified youtuber you get a free pass
Haha... I like Anderson Cooper but sometimes he gets way too emotional and kinda has a hero complex... And his shirts are from the little boys section of the gap.
That poor reporter.... the family couldn’t possibly understand what he’s going through.
😂😂😂
CRY IS FREE why ?
@@cryisfree8860 you're the tard here.
Grug Bonkers Spoken like a true tard. Shoo normie!
@@cryisfree8860 r/woosh
I didn't realize why his chest was so large until I saw how big his heart was.
The return of the king
Lol
🅱
The dude I feel we'd be best friends since we watch the same exact shit on UA-cam lmao
Arararararagi true, ararararararararararagi
The reporter shirt is as tight as he and Amanda's relationship could have been.
Mario1611 it was also the same colour as her favourite colour could have been
Mario1611 you won the Internet
3 replies and 2.4k likes. That's impressive
LMFAOOOOO IN GAGGING
*his
That was really rude of the mother to interrupt the reporter when he was having a moment. 😢
Yes I know :(
@@arthur9491 Exactly. I felt that too. So rude! Made me shiver and tremble. You should have seen MY reaction!
(How many layers of meta-satire can one add?)
What is wrong with you, he is just a random stranger, they are her family! Im pretty sure they are supposed to be more sad than the reporter
@@DamianDames it’s satire
@@fnaffanmiles4678 ohhh so its satire that a family is sad at the loss of her daughter? sure thing bud... im still mad at that reporter, really, whats wrong with him, he thinks he is allowed to be more sad than the family
The Reporter was the drunk driver, this is him expressing his guilt.
Starmadien THIS COMMENT IS SO UNDERRATED
I think it’s also when reporters act like needy celebrities and make stories about themselves as opposed to the subject/victims involved.
@Matthew Beattie What that time when their host supposedly asking questions about manslaughter legalities supposedly just after he hit someone an hour ago outside the Onions studio?
After reading the title, I thought that was what is was about.
@@Fainne_ no you replied at the same time as the comment and by the 3rd week its already 600 + which is quite good.
The idea of a reporter that always tries to make the story about him is truly genius. Make. More.
7 yrs ago
I am from the future
@@snacks8465 I am from the even farther future
Ye how does it feel being 7 years older
well im 4 days older and it feels pretty good
He was crying so hard the parents consoled him.
Yes
The mother did. The father looked like he didn't feel safe in that room.
😂😂
Thanks for pointing that out.
I, too, watched the video.
The onion news is the only news source i trust
Yes, I agree, they are the most factual news source you can find👌👌
@@sour_peckanmix Lol, nahh. Whatchu' talkin' about?
No..... pew news is the only news source we should trust....
Lucas: new reports about the Onion being fake news are fake news.
@@anantakandangwa6930 agree. Pew News is the #1 news source. But maybe the Onion is 2nd best?
This is the bleeding edge of comedy, and it needs to be resurrected.
Richard Cook agreed
Comedy? He could have loved Amanda at some point. SMH 🤦♂️
totally
Honestly news today is already comedic enough
Comedy? This is horrible
Our teacher retired at the end of first grade. The next year a new girl came to the class, and a few months later our old teacher came to visit us. A lot of kids were very emotional and then the new kid started to sob. I asked her why she was crying when she wasn't even there when our old teacher was with us, to which she replied "At least you got to spend time with her and I didn't even meet her."
this charming woman
Gold.
Lmao
Didn't she replied
"Don't say that"
Lol
That’s honestly adorable
she saw how nice ur teacher was and was jealous she wasn’t part of the class back then lol
“But you didn’t know her”
“Don’t say that”
😂😂
Anonymous Annie lmao
Yes. That was indeed a line in the video. Good job buddy
Malevolent Light yeah I didn’t know it was a line the reporter said until he/she/it/whatever quoted it. Think I would’ve been lost without it, glad for this comment.
@@malevolentlight8777 You seem to have a stick up your ass
@@primarchfulgrim3410 You seem to have taken yours out
i think he needs a tighter shirt
Daniel G he actually doesn't need a shirt at all 😅
He needs a bra.
he needs a tighter relationship with amanda
Dan MG first thing I noticed when I started watching
He got breast implants because Amanda would have wanted them.
"like the ol japanese saying:" *starts saying an entire story in japanese*
Ikr
Ubi Vermis Cerritulus In the shape of an L on her forehead
I don't think its a real proverb (Japanese or not) but here's what he said:
"wakattara sono mama de. wakaranakattara-" -> "If you understand, leave it be/so be it. If you don't-"
Autistic people don't lack empathy, that's called anti-social personality disorder.
Ubi Vermis Cerritulus r/nobodyasked
“That bullet could’ve gone right through me”
“Too bad it didn’t happen”
LMFAOOOOO
She is savage
@ we should have a cuppa
Underrated
She is so envious of him: ua-cam.com/video/EjlO5311CG4/v-deo.html
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way he touched that locker guy as he was saying "touching" was so epic lol
Why was it epic??
I don"t think a lot of people realise how difficult it can be to be a news reporter in the world today. My heart go"s out to you, and my liver, and my spleen. In fact I am quite happy to donate any organ you may require. Not my tear-ducts though, for they have sadly run dry.
Lolol hahaha 😔
This is fake.
Not really apparently all you have to do is find something wrong with whatever Trump is doing at the moment
Run Barry Run * remember the sound of the wind?
Run Barry Run * fucking dumb ass
This guy is 80% chest
Freakybananayo that’s why his heart is so big
Freakybananayo 20% arms
He needs a bra ffs
75% breast
80% chest and 20% shirt and 100% reason to have a fuck fest
I love how he autographed the banner instead of writing something 😂
I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE LMAOOO
Bro pulls off a well enunciated japanese proverb and just gets immediately cut off. The onion will always be goated.
2:00 the way the dad looks at the reporter lol
I didn't know Amanda either, but my powers of intuition tell me that Amanda was a beautiful soul who had no bad in her and would have grown up to cure cancer. This video is a great example of how, when the heart is open, empathy can become so strong that not even reality can stop it.
cBe9999 or she could have been the next Hitler. Will we ever know?
cBe9999 your powers are shit cause its fake
Yes. Yes I am. Everything you say is correct and not missing the point of sarcasm. This is also not sarcasm.
Like your ability to understand sarcasm
Fame N Fortunes he knows it's fake you dumbass this is called sarcasm
"Yeah, too bad that didn't happen." 🤣🤣🤣
"I guess it's like that old Japanese proverb (foreign language)".
"YeAH OkAY [...]"
This is the same reporter who had no information about the (alleged) store shooter
No it fucking isn't
Its fucking satire
MrEdUrAt
Yes it is.
@@burner4917
No shit sherlock
Central Inteligence Agency 3 years ago yeah, there was another satire video with him not knowing anything about an (alleged) store shooting
Jesus
It's a real Japanese proverb he says at the end (and his pronunciation is good). 分かったら、そのままで。分からなかったら、分からなかったことにしとけ。"Wakattara, sono mama de. Wakaranakattara, wakaranakatta kotoni shitoke." It means: "If you understand, leave it be. If you don't understand, keep on not understanding." It is similar to the English phrase "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt."
Thank you, was curious
I didn't know such proverb existed in English too, can't believe I'm learning reading YT comments, thanks!!😅
@@Royan1900 "... can't believe I'm learning reading YT comments ..."
That reminds me of another proverb 🙂
I'm not native English speaker, but I believe you'll understand my translation.
"Smart person can learn something even from fools. Fools can't learn anything even from the smartest person."
Except I can't find any source that uses that proverb?
@@Anon-jr7or were you looking for japanese sources or just english ones
Can we talk about the acting for a second? Crying convincingly in a dramatic scene is already something difficult for an actor. Crying convincingly in a comedy scene takes serious skill.
His shirt lol
What about his shirt?
jrg305 it’s undersized and he looks like a douchebag while wearing it
i know, it was so distracting.
Yea it was distracting because he wasn't overweight, so sad
dude needs to work on his forearms too.
Savage ending.
Liuhuayue stop
The joke is that Amanda was white, so the media wouldn't give a fuck.
First Last
what?
+CRYSTAL CASINO
Right with you there.
first: Go back to Stormfront where you can be with your own kind.
"What's your name?"
"Russell"
"She loved you Russell!"
This is literally how it is when you know someone your whole life, and they die. Then someone they've dated for two weeks acts through out the whole funeral.
I can’t stand the people getting hit by drunk drivers. Literally ruining a perfectly good alcoholics life just so you can get crushed by a car and get some attention
💀
Brooke: "Yeah too bad that didn't happen."
O'Brady: " "
segment: ends
Call it whatever you want...this guy has a pair of knockers.
ChiefRepublic what do you mean
therabbithat and he's got a nice pair of knockers
therabbithat YASSSS
The 'dad' does more than the reporter does
His BADONKERS
I had my tear ducts cauterized years ago, and I keep my emotions in a special little box where they only come out during my night terrors.
😁😁
true professionalism
@@neuemilch8318*true Psychopathy
she's honestly very real for that. i went to the same doctor for the same operation
Every scene his shirt gets smaller
I'm so sad for this reporter and his friendship with Amanda that now could never be. You guys don't understand how this has affected me. I could totally picture Amanda and the reporter painting a room together and then playfully splashing paint on each other, going to the park and buying ice cream cones from a stand and laughing at literally nothing. The trauma of knowing that this will never come to fruition has me all sorts of depressed. I'm in therapy. I've started a Go Fund Me for my medical bills and relaxation travels.
Hey, do you need a traveling buddy for your Go Fund Me funded relaxation travels?
And... how much we, I mean you, you of course, got thus far?
@@jeanackle Tbh that sounds really nice. I've gotten tons in donations. Enough for two I'm sure. I just don't understand the exchange rate in every country, but we can figure out what the "thoughts and prayers" exchange rate is as we go. Yay!!
@@SixxThirtyFive Wonderful!
As it so happens, I'm an expert Forex trader and I can tell you "thoughts and prayers" are selling very well against all currencies in the world. Yay!
Now, all I need is for you to wire me every single amount of national currencies you may have, no matter how large or small, and I can then get started turning our "thoughts and prayers" into any local currency we may need!
We're gonna have so much fun!
@@jeanackle That's gonna be a problem, friend. At the moment I've been bartering using my own human body hair since all my "legal" (pfft) tender is currently tied up in investments of the Nigerian Royalty type. Gonna be better than Bitcoin (take THAT, dad!)
Anyway, if you need me too, I could shave my dog and just dye the hair I'm sure I'll be able to barter that for a lot of beans. Btw, what are magical beans going for on average nowadays?
@@SixxThirtyFive Ah yes! The lovely Nigeroan Royalty... (bloody batards, stealing all my clients away!).
Anyway, the rate for magical beans depends on where the plant's growth is likely to grow onto. If it is foreseable that they will end up atop a cloud where a giant and a goose may be living, then I'll gladly take them off your hands!
But I was mostly intigued by your hair business. I mean, I do have some on me, plus a dog of my own! There's also a few stray cats in the neighbourhood whom, I'm sure, would appreciate some hair trimming...
Please, do tell me more!
RIP Amanda. Miss you, big man. Gone but not forgotten.
Benny Harvey
😂😂😂
😥
@McCloud Gordon don't you say that
Her Hearts of Hearts will be remembered. *sniff*
After that girl reporter said her last line the two actors were literally just about to break.
empath final boss
Wow that mother got to know Amanda for like 18 years and she still interrupted the reporter who never even got to know amanda at all.
Her lack of self awareness is showing
The poor guy couldn't catch a break without all those close friends and loving family making it about themselves!
This is everyone after someone they don't know dies at school lol
(i was just trying to make a joke btw no one has died at my school just saying)
How many people have died at your school
Crow what’s with the “lmao”. People died...
People have died at my school from car accidents after they tried getting back to school before lunch was over. Which did happen quite a few times, so the school made the school in campus only.
@Crow Same actually except one was a seizure instead of a manslaughter ... anyway we had cupcakes after that , they were pretty good
@@bananas8054 seems like it was worth it.
I'm gonna guess you went to an american school
If had a real friend like Amanda, she would've told him to stay away from s/Medium shirt size at American Apparel
If he had a friend like Amanda she would've told him to stay away from American Apparel completely.
@Tally H. Leave it be if you don't get the joke.
@@xmlthegreat what
@@gui18bif someone replied something rude, then deleted their reply after I answered back.
American Apparel is terrible at sizing their clothes. Their sizes are always 2.00356 inches off from what the national clothing size standard. In 2019 alone their undersized shirts led 240,000 incidents of blood circulation cut off to the intestines leading to necrosis. Statistics also show that American Apparel jeans "crush guys' nuts like grapes at a jelly factory" according to DCC (Disease Control Center). The OWH has accused of American Apparel of bioengineering their clothes to infect people and crush them via undersized clothes. Reports of pairs of jeans breaking free off the racks and running without anyone wearing them are being received as we speak.
@kanine5 it's a zen proverb. "If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are."
Thank you.
The reporter is played by Aaron Lazar. Sadly he announced he has ALS earlier this year. I hope he knows how many people he entertained with this skit and wish him well
I believe he got diagnosed in 2022
@@GirlWithTheCatsandDog he did but only announced it in 2024. Sadly recent photos show he is in a wheelchair now
@@PazzoLucas I was just saying what year he was diagnosed in. It is pretty sad though
This is the physical description of “thoughts and prayers”
2:30 the kid almost broke 😂
All these years later I still weep for O'Brady; *my* O'Brady. I think of him and his terrible suffering every day.
Now I completely identify with you weeping for him weeping for her.
...and I empathise with you too for weeping for him for weeping for her, could you please just give me a minute ....sorry@@timopper5488
2:30 the kid is cracking up
Bob Loblaws hi bob. Are you still with us?
Yeah Robby when your next fight Roooobby?
Bob! No? Where'd you go? Ive missed you so, seems like it's been forever since you've been gone
BOB NOooooooOooOOoOooOOO!
Bobby come home Bobby... we miss you
'Her 4.0 GPA and an hour spent volunteering at a local homeless shelter'
LOL for that college resume no doubt.
"and hours spent" 0:29
“A touching reminder” *grabs random kids shoulder. LOL😂
“I had my tear ducts cauterized years ago” 💀💀💀
"That bullet could have passed right through me"
"Too bad that didn't happen"
🤣🤣🤣
" I had my tear ducts cauterized..." 🤣
Gotta love the Anderson Cooper t-shirt.
Can we just all agree that it takes incredible strength to go through what this reporter went through. Amanda would be smiling to see his courage, a courage like she’d never seen before
This is like when Michael Scott fell in love with the dead girl from the office supplies catalogue..
😂😂😂
yessss😂😂
What alternate reality version of th office are you watching?
I think that was more lust.
@@flyhard3388 episode chair model after dinner party
Twelve years on and every single day I still miss Amanda.
I feel so sorry for him. I wish him the best throughout this traumatic time. My thoughts and prayers go out to him and his family.
Lmfao
I accidentally faked my grief at someone's dead dog once a little too hard. Dude was like "woah, you're more broken up about it than I am!" I stopped and walked away, totally embarrassed. 😂
Lmao
wtf lol
Wait, you shalt not faketh thoust griefeth for thy doge, thou shalt be punishedeth!
Were you pummelling the floor going "NOO, NOT HIM DEAR GOD NOT HIM!!! ....TAKE ME INSTEAD"
@@BaddaBigBoom No 😂, but if I had done that I think probably would have screeched "KHAAAAN!!" at some point. I'm really bad at these social situations!
2:33 is the only time I've seen a person on the brink of breaking character on the Onion and I don't blame him at all lmao
there's an episode of dr. good of people in the audience breaking character
and also in the video about yelling loudly there's an asian woman in the background during an interview who's laughing
yup I don't blame him either 😂
He breaks a little at the end when he smiles after her comment about the bullet not hitting him.
The reporter is an actor named Aaron Lazar and he was diagnosed with ALS 2 years ago. He can’t walk guys. I’m actually fucking sad. Only 10% of people with this disease manage to make it after 10 years. He’s only 48
nooo :(
Life hits you pretty hard, bro.
"I had my tear ducts cauterized years ago.." haha!
That he resembles Anthony Weiner makes it even better.
Who?
For those that don't know, Anthony Weiner was a politician who was involved in sexting scandals, ruined his career.
To me he looks like Jared? Trump daughters husband
@@music-underground35 both jews maybe that's why they look so similar.
Nah man he looks EXACTLY like Aaron Lazar /nm
-Can I keep this?
-2:06 (Dad’s Reaction)
I did not know Amanda either and this was like 12 years ago, but now I miss her so much.
We need more reporters like him straight to the emotional point of the heart.
My thoughts and prayers go out to O'Brady..
2:24 lightskin dude was about to laugh he had to cover his mouth 😂😂
What a tragedy. I'll immediately send flowers to this poor, devastated reporter.
Oh Onion, your writers and actors back then were legendary!
2:29 Guy in the back trying not to break character😂
I'd love to know the rest of the "Japanese proverb," which I have never heard. lol
わかったら、そのままで。わからなかったら… (If you understand it, leave it that way. If you don't...)
His pronunciation is pretty good though.
LB2007 Same. I was pretty surprised by his pronunciation. It seems like he practiced the line pretty well.
"Report: 58% Of World’s Japanese Speakers White 23-Year-Old American Males"
He rushed the "分かったら" but "分からなかったら" was pronounced perfectly
"If you know you know, if you don't you don't" basically.
I think it was an in-joke for the viewers.
"If you understand this, leave it alone, if you don't..."
"Too bad it didn't happen"
Brutal. 😂
DrDomich bait comebacks are not funny.
If his shirt would have been just a little bit tighter, he would have ripped out of it like the Incredible Hulk.
The Onion used to be brave enough to go to some pretty seriously dark places
1:54 The father's stare.
I wonder if self-proclaimed empaths realize this is what they look like.
Shane Dawson
“I just have this gift, curse, burden where idk I can just tell that someone is sad just by seeing them cry. It’s a lot on my emotional energy to be *any amount of perceptive* but I manage 😢”
“Me too, why, why Amanda? Why not us?”
I was waiting for him to start reporting the facts of the incident, then slowly realizing he was the hit and run driver. 😂😂
I was devasted when I saw that live years ago. I never truly recovered mentally. She was so young 😢❤🙏RIP
That poor reporter! And that sick family just wants to sit there with their own grief?! Who do they think they are!
I really can feel the pain of that community through him. It must be hard for everyone to lose such a wonerfull young woman.
Kid in back at 2:29 is trying so hard not to laugh
Andrew Cohan I couldn’t tell if he was trying not to laugh or if they told him “look overly embarrassed.” I feel like if it was the former they would have just re-shot it.
He cracks right at the end lol kudos to him for keeping it together. I’d kill for the Onion blooper reels.
This hit home, the news reporters will be way more upset than my family when I die...
Her family almost felt terrible for that they didn't feel sorry for their own.
Holy shit this is filmed in my high school lmao
Brendan B ok buddy
@@gamingnz2591 Chaminade High School bro. You can see Mr.Chaminade on the walls lmao
@Logan Donnelly around that green block ?
Yes, but what about Amanda? 🥺
So a girl died and the school shes from is an all boys school?
when he touched the kids shoulder lol
bro the fathers face
true true
He doesnt understand what the reporters going through, sad, very very sad times
Your comments are incredibly boring and you ruin my day by me seeing your boring obnoxious profile picture and I want to see you get a life and not ruin comment sections the way you do, never mind you're a verified youtuber you get a free pass
I didn't know one could cauterize one's tear-ducts!
Dude.. if only this guy knew my cat ran away the previous year and never came back...
Brooke is somehow the perfect satire of a news anchor, that was absolute gold 😂
Prayers to the reporter, I hope he gets through this
I just realized he actually signed his autograph on the memorial board that is meant for the students to write their farewell words to Amanda.
"don't say that"
I really miss the old Onion.
I lost it when he started reciting the Japanese proverb in it's entirety, in Japanese.
Haha... I like Anderson Cooper but sometimes he gets way too emotional and kinda has a hero complex... And his shirts are from the little boys section of the gap.
JESUS CHRIST THE REPORTER AT THE END MURDERED THIS POOR ANGUISHED SPIRIT.
Poor guy. My heart goes out to him. That's real and true pain right there.
2:37 bro is shocked and flabbergasted lmao