Moist Meter | Morbius
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- Опубліковано 2 тра 2024
- Morbius (2022 action adventure horror movie), starring Jared Leto, Michael Keaton and directed by Daniel Espinosa as reviewed by Charlie and Jackson.
The Moist Meter is an experimental measurement system that you can use to safely gauge just how moist a video game or movie is going to be before playing it or viewing it. Avoid the dry products and only use the wettest.
Moist Meter Scientists:
Jackson: / zealotonpc
Charlie: / moistcr1tikal
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my cinema accidentally turned on the lights mid-movie and I think that was the most action I felt during the whole movie
THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME
I'm not even gonna bother watching it
@@salty8016 HOW LMFAO
@@officialspat7504 Yet you’ll post online about how bad it is, I’m sure
It really ain't that bad. People are just jumping on a train. It's not good either but people overexaggerate way too much.
My favorite part of the movie was when morbius said “it’s morbin time” and morbed all the villains. Really good movie I think Charlie missed on this moist meter
Man, charlie had me almost convinced that the movie was bad, but your comment opened my eyes to the true greatness of morbius! The movie goes fucking Morbino Style!
He morbs a lot in that movie ngl
This made me snort & loudly chuckle...
You’re right. This movie is absolutely. So many people are failing to realize that this movie.
Dude you just yoinked this from one of the replies on clockwork's comment
I was crying when he said "if you can't handle me at my morbworst you don't deserve me at my morbest." i was so inspired i bought all nine collectible morbius cups. Also when Jared Leto stared into a mirror and "man in the mirror" started playing because he had no reflection, i was bawling- nay- screaming in the jam packed theater.
Bruh
Lol
LMFAOOOO
Lmaoooo 😭😭
Impressive comment, quite creative. I give it a morb out of 10
I love when he morbed the bad guy and said "That was morbilicious"
That's what I call getting morbed
Salvation is found in Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ loves you all
@@Jesuslover77712 salvation IS found in morbius not jesus
@@Jesuslover77712
how many times have you watched morbius is the last 12 hours
certainly less than me, thats for sure
@@Jesuslover77712 Sorry to say I have renounced my Christianity and have converted to Morbism.
Don’t let this man fool you, Morbius is without a doubt a movie of all time
That’s indisputable
Ok
Morbius is sold for about 7 morbillion rn 😜🔥
morbius is the movie of all time with 19.11135 morbillion tickets sold
starring jared let who is without a doubt one of some actors in all time
Out of all the movies that released this year, this one was definitely one of them
This really was one of the movies ever
Out of all the unoriginal comments on youtube...
This one was definitely one of them
@@dy_physics9183 out of all the comments on UA-cam…
This was definitely one of them
this was definitley one of the movies released this year
But the real question is. Is it "One of the movies of All Time"?
I can’t believe morbius himself had the time to review his own movie
Wait why am I dying in hell?
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i love the fact that the memes make it sound like "morb" is a verb and could mean literally anything
Morbussy
It's like smurph or squanch. You just smurph what's in your squanch and people morb it out
Genius
My morbnouns are Mor/bu/is
Wow, I can’t believe Charlie gave Morbius a 250% on the moist meter, can’t say I’m inclined to disagree though.
deserved 250 morbillion %
Yeah, it deserves to break the meter entirely. No meter in this entire world can contain how good it is
Really should’ve been 100 Morbillion percent
I’m just here to give you another reply
Uh no
The fact that this film was released on April 1 makes me think of it as the greatest April Fools' Joke of All Time.
The final joker joke from SS
It was Joker's Trick all along
the actual movie version will be released soon, the April 1st is just a joke version
@@mortified0 We fell for the old Joker's gag
Released 31st March in UK so it was a April fools joke for the US guys.
I really love the quote in this movie “I'd rather be morbed for who I am, than morbed for who I am not” truly one of the movies of All Time.
One of my favorite morbies of all time
When I saw this movie, some dude behind me actually uttered “he looks kinda like moistcritikal”
I was so floored that I actually turned around to look at him for a second
LMAOO every time i would see the trailer for morbius i would always say ‘moistcritikal?’ but unfortunately no one ever got it
Bro somebody told me he looked like Michael Jackson and I said he looked like moist critical
@@SpringyGirl69 my friend actually said that to me as a joke too, but this was less shocking than the random guy saying moistcritikal
if it was charlie, this would've won 50 grammy's
Reddit moment
Can't believe they made a movie about Charlie's emo phase, this will go down as the best documentary ever made!
Isn’t Charlie already in his Emo phase
@Helen you have 1 video and it's literally just clips from A Nightmare On Elm Street at pure potato quality. Reported for spam. Get lost.
@@Vile_Nightmare Based
@YeaMan no
@YeaMan you can't even spell 'page' correctly. Ratio + L
I heard that "You morbing to me ?" scene was completely improvised by Jared Leto himself. Truly one of the actors of all time.
The part where Morbius was fighting Will Smith to avenge his friend Chris Rock while at the same time save Shrek from getting crucified by the Power Puff Girls who were bribed by Daffy The Duck into committing warcrimes and then Morbius suddenly brings out a Morbiussaber and said "it's morbin time!" Was truly one of the scenes and it changed my life forever.
Charlie should’ve been Morbius based on his award winning performance in hunger games. He does have the look for it
Which Charlie?
@@tengahmain1055 ur mom
Wdym, Morbius was played by famous actor Charles White, known for his role in the hunger games. Because of him this was the first movie to sell 1 trillion tickets. The film is truly a masterpiece 15/10
Breaking news: Charlie lied about him being an actor.
@@brickabang 1 morbillion tickets
I like the part where he says “its morbin time” and morbs all over the bad guys
That Matt Smith dance though…
lmao
he morbed it all up alright
He really morbed them
I got excited when he said that but never really expected him to actually morb all over them. I mean come on.. no one's actually able to pull off a 'morbin' time' scene in the history of cinema. This is truly one of the movies ever made...
i loved the scene where a portal to the kung fu panda universe opened and po and morbius morbed all the bad guys
The romance between Morbius and Shifu was brilliant
It gets even better when oogway descends and joins in for a threesome
This movie really movied , the cinematography really did get cinematographied , the cgi was really a cgi and the actors were definitely actoring. Ill give Morbius a morb9/10
It went, it really went
this is the greatest jared letdown of all time
*All Time
It must be bad because he keeps getting Roles in Crappy Superhero films
@@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 Don't, he's a garbage actor and an even worse person
@Helen were you in hunger games? If you are not, then I am not watching your vids.
Is it a Letdown if everyone knew it was gonna be shit and already hates Jared Leto
Nothing like getting a Morbius ad right after his take on the movie 😂
Thats why you get ad block
@@TrendTrove171 you can’t get that on phones tho
That's why you get UA-cam premium
Just saw the trailer on TV yesterday and it even looked pretty bad on the trailer (cgi/fighting wise) haven’t gotten the UA-cam add yet though so idk if it’s different or not.
@@gabrielkessay6629 Fuck paying for that bs the 30 day trail was nice tho lol
Morbius is a cinematographic masterpiece. My favorite part was when they turned off the lights at the beginning of the movie. Gave me chills. /10.
I mostly respect Charlie’s reviews, but this is completely wrong. Morbius was the greatest cinematic experience I’ve ever had in my life. He also didn’t mention that Morbius said “It’s Morbin time” then morbs all his enemies
"At least is short" has to be the saddest insult a movie could ever get
Yeah. As in "at least I didn't have to watch it for long"
Lol that’s how I felt after watching Venom 2, was literally fighting sleep during that movie. I want all of these Sony movies to flop so they can just give up on this Sony-verse
@@drew9201 yeah, venom 2 sucked compared to the first one.
That was the compliment lol
The pacing was way to quick so I think if it was longer it would have helped the movie
Benefits of watching morbius daily:
Day 1 - You watch morbius. Instantly love it.
Day 5 - Improved motivation and productivity. You feel as a whole a stronger human being
Day 10 - you have energy whenever you want and can sleep as long or short as you need to, people start getting jealous
Day 30 - Greater confidence and self-esteem. Mental clarity. Youre able to perfectly recite the script
Day 60 - Increased muscle mass, bone density, and cardiovascular capacity. Testosterone through the roof. Women start talking
Day 120 - Higher sperm count. Increased erection strength and duration. You’ve now memorised the choreography of the entire movie, you can execute the stunts and movements performed to a tee
Day 365 - Your voice deepens, and your skull becomes more chad-like. Increased erection girth and length.
Day 730 - Faster reaction time. 10 additional IQ points.
Day 1500 - Starbucks baristas start writing their numbers on your receipts. Your ex wants to get back together. You feel tempted but ultimately turn her down. You need more time to watch morbius.
Day 3000 - You can't keep up with all your tinder matches. Strange women begin hitting on you in public. You worry about your female boss. Fortunately, she keeps it professional.
Day 6000 - Ex shows up at your door crying and begging you to take her back. You don't even make eye contact-just call the police right away. Your female boss quits. She can't take it anymore and fears what she might do to you if she stays.
Day 12000 - Every swipe on tinder is a match. Even girls you swipe left get matched with you somehow. Romantic messages fill up your inbox every day-all 15gb of it-you upgrade your Gmail account to premium.
Day 30000 - You don't have to work anymore. Matt Sazama Burk Sharpless signs over half of his morbius royalties to you in a grand gesture of love. You tell him you love and appreciate all the good change hes bought to your life. He weeps quietly, but with a smile.
Day 60000 - Scientists propose that attraction to you be classified as its own sexual orientation, which will account for 97.5 percent of the world's population. Paradoxically, you no longer feel any sexual desire. You have achieved a higher consciousness and now love every human-being equally.
Day 100,000 - Your IQ increases by several morbillion. You come up with a workable model of quantum gravity in a rainy Sunday afternoon. Elon Musk steps down from SpaceX to work for you. You decide to put space exploration on hold to focus on achieving clean energy through nuclear fusion.
Day 200,000 - You've solved the problem of nuclear fusion. You also solved the problems of climate change, poverty, crime, and racism. You have been elected the very first President of the World.
Day 500,000 - you’ve watched morbius half a million times. You can psychically project the entire movie into whoever's mind you please. You have achieved everything, understood everything, and solved every problem faced by humanity. All that needs to be done has been done. There's nothing left to do. You give your fellow humans one last look-they're still not watching morbius, trapped in their primitive way-but you don't judge.
The path of Morbius was never meant for the ordinary men. "Watch morbius. But if you must, use lube."
Those were your parting words. Now, released from all shackles of the mundane, and purified of all imperfections, your body ephemeralizes, as your ever-illuminated consciousness ascends into another dimension.
Morbius.
This is truly the true comment of all time
Day 500,001 - they name a Starbucks drink after you, so you visit the humans' dimension from time to time to sip on a grande and some nostalgia.
Day 500,002 - You find out Obama’s last name and can phase through walls
Day 2,222,222 - Through watching Morbius 999 Morbillion Times you now finally found out who was in Paris. Every Religious Figure as well as every Greek and Norse God sing their praises to you. You can manipulate every single fabric of the universe and bend it to your will. And with this amount of strength. You finally felt barely confident to do what any being in the corporeal dimension thought couldn't be possible: Make Morbius 2, The Morbening
Day [DATA EXPUNGED] - You couldn't do it. Even with all your power and strength and even giving it all you have you couldn't even make a proper sequel to something as indesribably Majestic and Groundbreaking as Morbius, let alone make it better. You realize that the only way to make a proper sequel better than the first was to get help with the original director and their team, The true Maestro's and creative geniuses of the universes' finest creation .
Through this blunder you've damned not only the universe but all nameable and countless universes yet to even be made, getting them consumed in the Universal collapse.
You overestimated your abilities and failed the everyone and everything. All you could do now is atone for your sins and watch as everything you ever loved die in front of you.
Charlie is just tricking everyone by saying it's a bad movie whilst he buys all of the tickets to go see Morbius (2022) a thousand times more because it's that good
*a morbillion times
@@andyt9132 uP
@@ADeeSHUPA what?
@@ADeeSHUPA What? I'm sorry, what?
@@ZadDan95 what?
Came back after the correction. I’m so glad this downright slander was corrected and I am glad that Charlie had the professionalism and strength of character to confront his mistakes. Just remember: “Any Morb can make a mistake, but a Mega Morber has the strength to confront it and grow from it.”
By criticizing the movie, Charlie leads everyone to the decision to not watch the movie. What they don't know is that it was a misdirection. Morbius is the gold in the dirt. You don't share the gold. Charlie lied with the intention of decreasing movie goers so that he could watch the movie a morbillion times without any Morbius deniers scrutinizing the movie. What a legend.
This movie changed my life.
It wasn’t a big change, barely noticeable in fact, but it sure did change it.
Before the movie, you hadn’t watched morbius. After watching the movie, you have watched morbius
It sure did change your life
@@daskalosexpose3060 ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
@@milkweed8176 ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
@@daskalosexpose3060 did waltier whote and jesser get you your 20003/kmh of methe?
@@milkweed8176 HOOAAAAHHH
Charlie's 15% on his own film shows his humbleness seeing as rotten tomatoes gave it a 17%. Didn't oversell himself
LMAOO
please do not stain charlie name with this movie
I looked yesterday and it was at 20% and now it’s at 16%
@@flowerofash4439 charlie so great this will never stain his legacy
Kinda like the venom carnage movie? Shit was 2 out of 10 haven’t seen this yet but don’t really want to watch it anymore
Who could forget iconic lines such as
“This toxin is deadly to bats, fatal to humans”
“I am Venom”
“I didn’t remember you graduating from law school (jokingly)
That’s because I didn’t ! “
Who could forget iconic lines such as
"You've morbed your last mobreathe"
"Just get the morb outta here"
"Morby Morby Morby I'll morb you"
Surely one of the lines if not the line ever
@@omareltayar102 and the greatest line in cinema history
"It's morbin' time"
The utter simplicity of the line and the sheer emotion it swells in you can not be surpassed by anything that happen in this world,they can never surpass morbius and I hope I can become a morb one day too
7:35 think you made a mistake it’s obviously a 115%
I regret to inform you Charles that you have officially had your first bad movie take. Morbius will be the first movie to sell 1 trillion tickets and anyone who hasn't seen it hasn't experienced real cinema. I was shivering in my seat clenching my popcorn when Mr. Morbius delivered the single-handedly best movie quote of the century, "I'm getting hungry. Believe me, you wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.". You can deny morbius all you want but the army is expanding at an alarming rate, join before it's too late.
I loved when he said "it's morbing time" then morbed all over those guys
To Morb or Not to Morb
Me and a family member had to see the movie several times. Because we just kept passing out due to our brains not being able to process some parts of the movie properly. I mean, we fainted after that "I am venom" joke, it's almost an unfair experience.
@@BakaCSGO when he said “this town ain’t Morb enough for the both of us” I almost shat myself. Greatest line delivery of all time.
When morbius said "its time to get morby" i was quivering in my seat, my legs were shaking from the adrenaline pumping through my veins.
"If I had to fish for a compliment for this movie, I would say at least it's not long." Absolute gold
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wow... how did you get those 174 bots that liked your comment?
@@hurjireepz7021 i dont think they are bots
@@hurjireepz7021 what makes you think they are bots
@@hurjireepz7021 You’re so funny bro. Get out of here, none of them are bots, obviously. Look at the amount of likes. That doesn’t just come from bots, even at 100+ likes. Not only that, even if it was a joke, jokes have to be funny. Use your brain for once and stop posting worthless comments online.
@@hurjireepz7021
Morb 100%
I want to see this purely for the soul crushing disappointment of the post credits
💩
Bruh I was legit dissapointed and I watched it PIRATED
it’s not even worth it for that
@@christopherhosein9288 they bring Vulture in to this universe, in the most nonsensical way possible
Could've just seen it on UA-cam
Incredible effort from charlie to keep up the joke for 8 minutes straight, any sane person would break after a few seconds of lying about this cinematic masterpiece
DC payed him off
@@badabingbing474 nah Morbs Critical was tricking everyone so he could buy all the tickets for himself
This aged well
Morbius fans when they realize he wasn't joking:
@@m4x_g4mer90 he was joking morbius is one of the movies of all time
I think this movie was designed to be an April Fools gag. The most expensive April Fools joke ever made
@Savetion 👑 Imagine begging for attention
@Savetion 👑 imagine being a loser in 2022
@Savetion 👑 Imagine still watching "penguinz0" in 2022 😂🤦
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Was star struck by seeing Charlie fly with blinding black smoke around him, what an amazing performance by moist
like check
Honestly a great actor
Truly inspiring
@@kennethrolon7314 i thought he was better in the hunger games
@@hai30 Ohh true good input
Cant believe Charlie got to be the main character in Morbius, that 15% alone on the moist meter is all because of his acting talent. It carried the movie.
I really believed he was Jared Leto
Oh Jared Leto was there, as Michael Morbius in his human form, those vampire scenes though, that legitimately wasn't CGI, they brought Charlie on set and let him go berserk. He showed us 1% of his true power, rivaling even Matthew Lillard. Disney and WB are secretly in talks for a Shaggy Vs. Morbius movie, currently slated for the "End of Time", whatever that means.
@@daseal1479 Moist Lore is crazy
@@daseal1479 how much for a ticket
Wait a second, i got the joke!
I forgot about this movie until people started talking about it. Most people feel the same.
This movie was originally supposed to come out on 2020 it came out on 2022 it was screwed before it was even released
@DIO The Lord of RODA ROLLA DA Yeah, I was excited for it when it first revealed, but I ended up forgetting about until last night. Kinda glade, I didn't go see it, ngl
I only remembered the film when i saw a ad for it when watching batman
@@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 release dates have nothing to do with it if the movie is good.
@@harryosborne8215 It kinda does because during that time alot of things can happen and rewrites,different lines,Deleted scenes,Rewritten dialouge etc
this was literally the best movie ive ever seen morbius had me rock hard for the entirety of the film
I LOVE MORBIUUUUUUUSS!
@@babytinkerz3088 BatChest
Was best film release this year tbh
I loved when Morbius morbed his rivals in the movie "Morbius"
Troll alert
Charlie is so brave for going to see this abhorrent film. Thanks for sacrificing your eyes for us
I legit watched it in my computer and it sucked 1/10 movie
@Helen actually true helen, your fucking great
@Helen you have 1 video and it's literally just clips from A Nightmare On Elm Street at pure potato quality. Reported for spam. Get lost.
I’m going to see it with my friends tonight lol
@Savetion 👑 the imagine comments are really bad.
Charlie dodged a big bullet by passing on the role of Morbius. Sony is gonna have to redeem themselves with the Aunt May movie they keep wanting to make for some reason
wait, do they really want to make a aunt may movie.
@@spanner7576 they had a pitch I believe but nothing bigger
honestly, someone just saying that idea out loud is way bigger than I ever thought it would be.
@Savetion 👑 why are you here then
I'd watch an aunt may movie now that you mention it lol
Jared Leto did the impossible he united the Marvel and DC fandom with his bad movies in both universes. What a guy.
Chad thundercock right there
I mean Ryan reynolds did that first before he could do Deadpool kinda more properly. Wolverine Origins wasn't great and Green Lantern was a hot steaming turd.
didn't the impossible
didn't the impossible
Didn't the impossible sounds like a superhero itself
“Absolute abominable septic tank explosion” had me dying laughing.
That was gold lol
Truly the modern-day Shakespeare
Gotta love when you read these comments right as he says it.
Based
Watched this today. The part where he takes flight in the subway like a sugar glider almost killed me. 45 minutes back story in the beginning, 50 minutes of filler and the final fight was resolved by a high-pitched screech.
And then he killed the bad guy and the movie literally ends 1 minute later, like ffs were they in such a hurry?
I mean it ended 1 minute later… less time to watch the movie!
The whole theater clapped after the movie when I went? Weird
@@nicksnyder2140 my movie theater didn't clap it was that bad 😭
@@nicksnyder2140 Probably clapping because they were so happy it was over, they thanked the movie for ending.
was really hoping we were gonna get an april fools "morbius is the pinnacle of entertainment" video
@@samlakehunt3903 you have 1 video and it's literally just clips from A Nightmare On Elm Street at pure potato quality. Reported for spam. Get lost.
nah see the april fools is that this movie is actually the greatest masterpiece ever written and everybody's lying in the reviews, good prank good prank I'm going to watch every screening this month nearby
@@Vile_Nightmare do you have a problem with nightmare on elm street? freddy made you wet your bed one too many times?
@Savetion 👑 this feels like an obvious bait. Am I gonna get hacked if I reply to you or something?
@@neunleben1358 you just did
This film gave everyone permission to use the double-entendre metaphor "This sucks more than Morbius" whenever they encounter something that sucks
@Pristiano Penaldo go outside
@Pristiano Penaldo I'd be delighted to know wtf a "paige" is
But is it worse than twilight
@@nguyentandung42 hey hey now don't be coming at things you don't either know about or don't have the clear memory of. Twilight is now a recognized art film okay.
You have Black Widow for that :)
They had a really big opportunity to make a great movie, being able to utilize the pop culture popularity of vampires + marvel could have been amazing considering morbius already has a great story. I’m starting to think Jared leto movies are cursed
Blade will absolutely fill that role of marvel + vampires in the near future
I’m also starting to think Jared Leto superhero movies are cursed. I think God might’ve gotten mad at him because of his actions behind the scenes of Suicide Squad.
@@ohnobro1424 unlike most, I really like his joker. I think he’s a great actor but seems to pick projects that people either hate or flop
I think Jared just needs to bring his old band back together and make some more killer hits (if non of you know what band I’m talking about I’m very disappointed)
@@millertimeast Thirty seconds to Mars, right? I have like 4 of their songs on some of my playlists. The songs are decent to listen to when I am reading a action comic and there is a fight scene. I sometimes like to listen to music while reading, and they serve a good enough purpose for that.
“I can confirm everything you’ve heard about it is true”
Bold of you to assume I’ve heard of this movie
Hahahaha
I hadn’t heard of it and when I asked my friend what it was, he was told me it was the “highest grossing movie of all time”
@@doughboywhine Facts, Morbius has sold one trillion tickets
15%?? I think he meant 150% moist meter, best movie ever made
150%?? I think you meant 1500% moist meter, one of the movies of all time
1500%??/? I think you mean 15000% it’s a life changing movie
251% Rotten Tomatoes aswell
@@octoowen1234 you ruined the chain
@@aidanzhang953 the number was high it looped back to negative
Jared Leto being consistent at least
@Helen ok miss 2 subs
@Helen I hate to break it to you but you used the word "Videos" meaning plural. You should have said video since you only have one.
@@OmegaGamer707 penguinz0 is bad, i make better videos
@@OmegaGamer707 imagine ppl actually fall for these comments and check out the channel, ppl are so stupid
@@mell_yzma4726 and your mom makes good sandwiches
the "flying" scenes are some of the goofiest things i've ever seen
they look so ridiculous and i was laughing at every single one
The film did a really bad job with making the Vfx look good in their environments, which is also one of the reason's it's a disappointing generic ass.
no u didn’t
@@albertm9793 ok
plus it makes 0 sense. why can he do that
@@sebastianjoel5560 FR like he doesnt even have wings?? how is he gliding?
Jared Letto failing in two rival universes says something.
and i can't even tell Wich one is worse
Good actor with drama. Horrible superhero/villain.
@Caio Da Silva Barreto 100% the scripts. He’s very good in Bladerunner and the little things. Plays a good creepy mysterious person and I think that’s honestly where he’s at his best
@@Marcos-gb5hd id say he was ok in snyder cut so definitely this is worse
Honestly he’s just a shit actor. Don’t know what people see in him. He brings nothing to the table that someone else couldn’t do better. Being a whacky dude dosnt make him a good actor
This is definitely one of the movies of all time
it is my comrade it is
This is one of the comments Of All Time
@@mediy0 this is one of the replies of all time
the first movie to sell 100 morbillion tickets, in fact
it isn't..
I watched this right after the batman, and had to watch the batman again just to remind myself what a good movie looks like
@Savetion 👑 imagine wasting your time hating on people, look at the mirror yourself bro! (If this is an april fools joke. Then this is my joke)
@Savetion 👑 🤡
@Savetion 👑 what are you even talking about...
@@KenNasterLegends69420 imagine wasting your time on responding to trolls. Hell, this one even might be bot.
Just don't feed the trolls man. Just ignore them and move on. It ain't that hard
@@ericamcqueen5607 imagine wasting your time responding to a boy who is responding to a troll for you to stop the person to stop responding to the troll but you actually do the exact same thing but to a normal commenter 🤯 (Keep this cycle going)
This is without a doubt the most expensive April Fool's joke of all time
@Pristiano Penaldo bro made his account a week ago and already fell off
@Pristiano Penaldo yeah sure ima watch your content after you spammed replies to every comment. Get outta here botto.
I am so glad Charlie said “Almost every” superhero movie in 2004 was bad. Spider-Man 2 was the shit
All the Fantastic 4 movies??
@@rickydawg8152 they don’t really hold up to the better movies that came a little later but I agree they weren’t as bad as the other ones coming out. Not great tho imo
@Pristiano Penaldo who’s Paige
@@rickydawg8152 oh yeah they were absolutely dogshit, thanks for reminding me about them
@@shanedancer3895 Elektra came a little later, I think it’s fair to say F4 beats that tho😭
My favorite part was when Morbius comes out and says his signature catch phrase; "it's morbing time", and proceeds to morb everyone in the room. Easily my movie ever made
You just took everyone else’s comments and rolled it into one
that is so original how did you come up with that
Morbing
A solid 15% for Morbius on the MoistMeter is clearly an April Fools joke or an error, pretty sure Charlie meant 1,5%
"1.5%*"
@@Monorat I think commas are used instead of decimal points in some countries
@@justkingsley9244 yes they are I was making a joke lol
Nah he meant 115%
@Pristiano Penaldo Your paige is empty, bro
It's really sad, Morbius had the potential to be a really good movie with a really good character introduction. Unfortunately Sony dropped the ball like they always do.
It would be great if it was a man’s decent into madness as he tries to resist temptation and tries to stop the monster from killing, like his living in a world surrounded by blood and he must resist his Vampiric instincts that would be great
@@aydenketelsen875 or maybe i actually went and saw it lol
@@aydenketelsen875 or they already saw the film, bud
@@aydenketelsen875
They could’ve just watched the movie before this vid came out, lmao
Bots are cool 😎
It did however give us one of the greatest interviews ever, when Jared Leto was being interviewed by Vtuber Shirakami Fubuki from Hololive about Morbius and it felt like when the interview started, he at that moment realised, that his agent was not making an April Fool's joke and he is actualy being interviewed by Virtual Japanese Foxgirl. He looks so uncomfortable.
It had a distinct feel of prostitution or something along those lines
He did look awkward as hell
Fubuki was great as always of course
What the fuck. Thanks?
Please, PLEASE give me the link.
@@thediabolicalraisin8953 you could look up "jared leto fubuki" and there would a lot of clips about it
Damn Hollywood really did solve piracy: making movies so bad nobody wants to pirate them
4 morbillion dimensional chess
I love how they didn’t even try to advertise it until couple of weeks before the release because they knew that marketing a movie with Jared Leto is a tough call
I remember they have though it was them 5 seconds ads
thats how all movies are marketed
@@barnacles1352 idk, for most movies (especially as big as superhero stuff) I’m getting ads at least a couple months ahead
@@nemesis9410 I got a morbillion ads about morbius, all of them saying “its morbin time”
This would've been the best april fools if charlie said the movie is incredible then gave it a %10.
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@@SumtinSTINKS monke
this is my type of joke
I was cringing so hard when Leto did an interview and said Morbius is one of the most iconic and recognizable characters in comics. Like bruh nobody had any idea this character even existed.
I've seen the character in the ultimate spiderman comics, he usually appears in comics with blade involved and stuff like that, but yeah he's not really iconic
@@therealsteel1634 I knew about him the from the 90s cartoon and his action figures lol
I’ve heard the dudes name, maybe seen his comic version a few times online but never would I call him iconic. I’d say moonknight is more iconic and a lot of people didn’t even know he existed until they announced the disney+ show
@@Dead51012 I know moonknight from that meme “Random bullshit go!”
It’s just man-bat, morbius just is man-bat
The we are venom just kidding joke really empathizes the low hanging fruit they're marketing towards. It's always a bad sign when these movies try and sell you on the connected universe we already know exists.
What's crazy is he doesn't even say he's kidding in the movie. The dude just says "I am Venom" for no reason.
@@EliteProductions3129 i noticed that!! they cut out the part where he introduced himself?? and then the immediate next line is him recommending treatment like a doctor would, it was so confusing :(
@@EliteProductions3129 did they really cut out the “I’m just kidding man, dr Michael Morbius at your service” line from the trailer? That was the one kinda funny bit from the trailer.
@@cadentan9083 Yepp, completely cut. I'm pretty sure it's a completely different scene from the trailer
I didn’t even noticed it was a joke, I was just confused??
I love how everywhere instead of calling it a bad movie ppl are just using sarcasm
It makes it hard to accept how bad it actually is instead of calling it the greatest thing in existence
Morbius was the greatest movie
I came when Morbius said his catchphrase “it’s morbin’ time”
@@Tweedle-Stupid the greatest catch phrase of all time
I won't call it a bad movie , i will call it a great movie
Morbius was the best movie ever made, sold 3 trillion tickets first day
I heard that today it sold 2 morbillion tickets
100 morbillion
I heard it sold up to 3 morbtrillion dollars with plans of looking into the morbiverse in the future , as a fan i simply can't wait for the next morbsequel
It was somewhere in the morbillions if not morbtrillions. Definitely not a trillion.
1st Week: 6.99 morbazillion moneys
I enjoyed exactly 2 minutes of the movie. Those two minutes were when Jared Leto and Matt Smith were walking through the city, joking. That was it. The only entertaining moment.
@Pristiano Penaldo define 'paige'
@@Attention.. its like when a musician goes to the staige to perform
@@diville23 or when the crowd starts to raige
@@milwaukeejack4290 while watching a movie of Nicolas Caige
@@Attention.. who is paige
Charlie’s ability to describe things is unparalleled
The Part where he Said About the Final Battle Always Cracked me
Petition for Charlie to be Morbius in a reboot
@Helen how the fuck is this reply 5 mins older than the original comment
Interestingly, Jared Leto was probably one of the best parts of this movie. His acting felt like it was limited by bad directing more than anything else.
He is not a bad actor, he is just cursed.
Idk people always want to blame the director when he's in shit movies
@@5koby4 i mean yea. the directors fault
his acting was shit tho
Morbius should be more eccentric tho
I really like that morbius stresses helping people and being a good person, then 180’s into agreeing to help vulture kill Peter Parker
He said "do some good"
He never said that, and the other commenter is right, “Do some good” was what he said
Two above me are right. He never said Kill Peter Parker. He said it had something to do with Spiderman. Morbious has no idea who Spiderman is (probably). And all vulture did is offer to team up. Morbious didn't even agree to that either. He said "Intriguing".
Y’all are on some nerd shit, it’s basically alluding to him being a spiderman villain like he was when he first appeared in the comics 🤓
@@logan8822 nah. If being a nerd means being correct I guess I'm a nerd then. You just got the details wrong.
Micheal Morjussy Morbius is one of the best written characters in cinema to date. My entire life has changed since watching this absolute masterpiece of a film. I’ve dedicated my life to being like Michael Morcookie. My wife and kids have left me cause the don’t understand that Micheal Morok is the quite literally the second coming of Jesus. Gather fellow Morbians the time for Mornorok is nye.
Came when he said his catchphrase “it’s morbin’ time”
It is morbin time my fellow morbician
I saw the trailer while waiting for another movie at the cinema, needless to say the results were just as i predicted
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Netflix: Are you still watching?
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charlie came into the movie theatre i worked at, it literally made my day just to see him, hope i can take a picture with him some day😭
Next time you seem him you have to yell "YEAH BABY!" at him.
Source: dude trust me
@@Smokkedandslammed my friend said i should’ve LOL
@@taufikhidayatlubis2890 i am being truthful, if you don’t believe it idk what else to tell you 🤷🏽♂️
@@NhlNarcos sorry dude this is the internet, people don't trust eachother no more without proof. You can blame attention seekers for that one. Just telling ya that people won't believe you here if you just say it did
Brave of Charlie to review a movie where he is the leading actor.
Ugh can't believe we let this clear bias happen
@@samlakehunt3903 you have 1 video and it's literally just clips from A Nightmare On Elm Street at pure potato quality. Reported for spam. Get lost.
my thoughts exactly
@@Vile_Nightmare They're bots, it's best to ignore them
Are you talking about John Wick or The Hunger Games?
What sucks is I actually like Morbius in the comics. Sick character and awesome design, basically Spider-Man's Mr. Freeze in a way.
Expected a fuck up from Sony.
I have no idea why sony is so obsessed in turning spider man villains into do-gooder anti heroes, guarantee you they do that with kraven too
@@luisvaldes5206 I want a movie about the dinosaur villain that goes against Spiderman who said he doesn't want to cure cancer he wants to turn people into dinosaurs
I dont know a lot about morbius but everytime i saw the guy in comics was helpful and cool guy. So i dont know how he is a villain like mr freeze
@@nicolasvanced3137 Mr Freeze is like that in a sense. But he can be selfish for his own terms I believe
Morbius could have been awesome. Would have been great to see him struggling with what he did to himself in the effort to save himself and that sets the ground for Peter Parker doing the same and he makes himself mutate into the six arm Spider-Man and maybe even Man-Spider in a body horror take similar to Jeff Goldblum in The Fly.
There's potential for Morbius to have one solid solo film and then have that expand the overall Spider-Man world but these studios really shit the bed with the potential they have in the intellectual properties.
This will be the first movie to sell 1 trillion tickets
*2 trillion
*3 trillion
@@syax022 this movie will make martin scorsese cry out of amazement
@@syax022 4 trillion
5 tril tril*
I really like Morbius as a character. However, I knew he was going to be ruined when this movie was announced. These bastards must be stopped
As much I hate it they should sell to disny
Wait people like morbius? Is morbius a good character? I admittedly haven’t read any of his stand alone comics, but in ultimate spider-man and in a lot of the early 2010s marvel stuff he seemed like a joke. does he have some good stories i don’t know about?
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@@ElvenSonic In the comics, he is basically just a dude with vampire powers, with none of the weaknesses. But, like, he fights Spider-Man, and I believe Blade.
@@bradleypearl2986 and then he fights vampires with blade, he got the vampire sickness reserching a disease plaguing his village. The plague is spread by bats hence the vampire
Moist meter is the only movie review I trust. Charlie tells it like it is. Thank you for saving me 2 hours of my life
I was going to see it today but I took forever to cook lunch and I still have to clean up. Why did I get so ambitious today for lunch? At least it worked out.
I don't even watch movies, haven't in years. Still watching Moist Meter reviews.
Angryjoeshow does pretty good ones, they’re fairly long though cause it’s usually 3 people all giving their opinions. Although they usually split it into two sections, one non-spoiler and the other half being spoilers. But yeah for something like the batman I came to Charlie’s channel to see what he gave it before going to see it myself. I trust he won’t send me to see some stinky film or buy some boring game
@Pristiano Penaldo who's paige?
Can believe morbius has a channel! Keep up the good work love the movie too
Finally watched one of the movies that you reviewed. And I gotta say this movie was actually really good lmfaooo now I gotta rethink all of ur other reviews 💀 the fighting in this movie was some of the coolest cgi I've ever seen.
I thought the CG was commendable. They were working with garbage writing and garbage cinematography and shot composition, but I thought the VFX team did a great job. Everything else was a dumpster fire.
that was the only thing that carried the movie, the VFX was clean
The effects were really cool up until any fight scene with Morbius vs Handsome Squidward or whatever the fuck his name is, then it just got hard to watch
Come on Charlie, we all know this is just an April Fool's joke.
Morbius is 100% on the Moist Meter, you'll just update it after today.
Yeah!…I’m…I’m sure he will…
CLUELESS Surely
jared leto is that u
This is undoubtedly the first time Charlie misses with his moisture, morbius was such a good movie, i never knew he could become a sellout to dc , morbius has single handedly helped the mcu. It made over a morbillion dollars in the first day, it will undoubtedly get a in-to the morbiverse sequel, i cant wait.
love morbius, my fav part is at the end where he says "i am the morbius" before morbing the main villain
The ending is my favorite part as well, cause it ends the pain
The first few trailers with the classical music and the emphasis on his crippling illness looked so good but the recent ones just portray “I’m buff and edgy, watch me spout bad one liners for over an hour”
The final fight scene had me rolling. The fact that he made bats kamikaze into the bad guy vampire (forgot his name) to defeat him was just such a bizarre way to burn through a marvel movie's budget.
"It's morbin time"
Still can't believe all the stunts were real. Jared's method acting really had him eating people so he could really get into the mind of Morbius so he can show the audience how to really "morb".
The detective you like is probably Matt Smith. Dude's a great actor and I still think he's the best Doctor Who
Not really David tenant might be better as doctor but yeah Matt smith is great 👍
Matt Smith isn't the detective in this movie. And his acting wasn't too bad in the movie but the writing and editiing of this movie is just shit. It has no plot
Tenant for me
The dalek theatre scene is goated
Funny way to spell David Tennant
I thought he was awful right from the start he already knew morbius was a vampire for some odd reason, even tho people in that field of work would absolutely never think of any superstitious crap until they saw it with their own eyes.
0:39 Honestly, this sums up the venomverse in general. They all feel like they were made 20 years ago.
No… those ones where good
@@TheWeebIdiot Sorry to break it you but they really weren't. Not as bad as Mobius but miles behind the MCU and even a lot of the DC films.
@@PokerPlayerJames your types will hate on anything cry some more
@@Mrkeepgettinmoney lol what?
Wow, imagine dissing your own movie.
Eh you could've been funny
@@Karma-49 Ok anime pfp
It's going to take me some time to forgive him for that 15%, but I'm glad he's came to his senses and realizes how much of a masterpiece that Morbius is
I Laughed Non Stop when he Said The Final Fight looks like an Action Figure getting Clashed in Pitch Darkness
Morbius is definitely one of the comic book movies of all time!!
What does this comment even mean?
@@808Slush you see its called a joke
@@808Slush just a silly goof
@@808Slush not a redditor, but this one time i wouldnt be mad if one came in here and wooooshed you
Agree Morbius is one of the most marvel villains of
Moist Meter? More like “Dry Meter”, in this case lmaooo
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More like a sponge meter because all the moist was sucked outta the concept of movie. For this morbius gets 95 on the Sponge Meter
@@lmriana Someone scrubbed this movie with a Mighty Thirsty