@@shirothr5384 you've got a point there, Road Runner and the Three Stooges were creative and funny. The writers of Madame Web never had an original thought in their lives.
@@alihosseinzadeh6020 Yeah, but like every other villain has that for some reason so high speed, durability, and strength doesn't really mean much after that.
My personal favorite nickpick is how Dakota Johnson kidnaps the girls, leaves them in the woods for 3 hours, then by the time she’s back, someone in the diner already has a newspaper about the kidnapping. How did all of that happen so quickly especially in 2003
Can we mention that in the same general sequence, the same song is shown playing both at the diner and on the taxi radio which is a 30 minute walk away, and is still playing when Cassie gets to the diner? Not only this but Ezekiel gets to the diner after her when she walks in the vision, but before her when she drives there. The entire thing is a hot mess.
An even worse example of how much thought was put into this movie is how is Casey able to book a plane ticket to Peru, in New York, while being wanted by the police for an alleged kidnapping AND while evil guy has her face and can track her every move.
Also this was set in like 2003, 2 years after 9/11. I was just born but my parents will tell you it was a NIGHTMARE traveling then even when you’re not wanted for… ya
I bought tickets for this movie last night. Almost every seat in the theater was taken, and it has a capacity of about 75. When I walked in the movie theater it was packed full of Spider-Man fan boys and nerds. The film starts, and about 10 minutes into the actual movie, 30 people walk out. And throughout the span of the movie, me and 4 others were the only ones who stayed for the rest of the movie. Madame Web really isn’t as bad as you heard guys, it’s so much worse.
It really surprises me that people will have the confidence to buy a ticket for a modern movie and walk in with ZERO knowledge or seeing what the vibe is. Back when movies were consistently good sure maybe, but past few years have been a minefield of hot trash with some gems in between.
I am just wondering how many relationships ended because guys made the stupid decision to bring their gf/wives to see this awful movie on Valentines Day.
Having Morbius and Madame Web next to each other in your resume must have the power to instantly blind whoever is reading it when trying to hire you. Back to back legendary stinkers
Remember when right after her EMT friend died in the car accident (which she clearly grieved hard over) she was in her apt and realized she “saved” the bird who flew into the window by replaying the event and opened the window so it just flew in? It randomly cuts to her in a train station (where she meets the other protagonists, who all just so happen to be in the same place while the villain is looking for them 3 specifically) maybe implying that she was going to his funeral to try and replay the event to save him (?) but suddenly just forgets about her dead EMT friend after seeing the girls and it’s literally never mentioned again, not even by Ben when she sees him later…
Here are some things I noted seeing this trainwreck. 1.) if you are gonna pull the plates off a taxi, Don't just fucking leave them on the ground. 2.)And why would you remove the fucking tags in the first place the god damn tag is the actual taxi number that is all over the fucking car anyway. 3.)Can anybody explain why a Pepsi-Cola factory down at the docks in Queens New York was just filled to the rafters with fireworks? The fuck are you putting in those pepsi cans? Grenades? 4.) Dude. Why the fuck would you JUMP INTO the Ambulance barreling at you. like just duck???
The true mystery here is how the hell the writers from Morbius got to write another movie. I want whatever dirt they have on Sony to keep getting hired.
Very few people in Hollywood and the movie scene in general are actually hired for their talent. It is the second most corrupt place in the world, second only to the Congress.
The funniest part is the CPR scene. she literally is tapping on his chest when she’s supposed to be pressing hard enough to literally break his rib cage
You failed to mention how the villain’s voice hardly ever matched his lips. It’s almost like they scratched 80% of his lines and had him just voice over everything.
Hollywood films are lazy af. WWZ had that problem too. Rewrites cost a lot of money. Especially if you rewrite the entire damn movie. If you have to rewrite an entire movie, that's probably saying that you shouldn't be making it. And no one wants to see embarrassing dubbing.
Thats actually par for the course for Hollywood, almost no audio from set is ever used. However I think that actually speaks to your point more, they literally couldn’t be bothered to match up his dialogue like every other movie in existence.
One thing that annoyed me is how long it takes to establish that it’s 2003. First I saw the phone and thought that was weird, then I saw the Beyoncé Dangerously in Love then of course Toxic, but they didn’t really do the “show don’t tell” very well. You establish a time period early in the film.
Hollywood just needs to learn that reshoots are rarely a cost effective way of improving a film. Spend a bit longer in preproduction and writing and trust your directors and you will get better movies.
It’s horrible. They snubbed my name from the credits. I was one of the Production Assistants from the entirety of principle photography and they ended up not crediting half of us. I’m still on IMDB but it was very upsetting after learning my name was snubbed
Only half ironically speaking here but man, do you really want your name attached to this one? The guys putting the credits together might've just done you a favor.
I fell asleep towards the end of the movie. I woke up after she got blind. I asked my girl, "did she get blind?" she was like "I'm not sure, I fell asleep too"
No, it makes total sense why Cassandra didn't want the responsibility of saving the three girls. The whole point of her character is that she's cold and awkward, even at the beginning as a paramedic because she never could understand why her mother seemingly abandoned her and grew up in the foster care system. When she understood her past, her mother and where she came from, she could learn to make peace and forgive. Finally, she stepped into her protector role fully. It's the antithesis of Spider-Man, not that with great power comes great responsibility but that with great responsibility comes great power. She grew into her powers and they developped the more responsibility she agrees to take on, the more lives she wishes to change.
That’s true, but the movie was rushed, there were a lot of plotholes and a lot of illogical things, feels bad since the actors aren’t bad and could’ve definitely made a better film with a normal script
Dakota Johnson switched agencies after signing on for this film and when it was announced she was cast in this movie, she and the other leads tagged Marvel Studios on Twitter instead of Sony. So the speculation is that she thought she had signed on to a Marvel Studios movie. When she realized it was not a Marvel Studios movie but a Sony movie, she got mad at fired her agency. Which is hilarious if that’s true.
that funny, she probably didnt even bother reading the script up until the first day of filming. i knew this film was going to flop since i though it was going to be a series or something since madame web was always use as a plot device for spiderman. without spiderman she just a senile old woman lol. as a series it could work if they pace it better or make it into a murder mystery and by the end of the series she finally assume the role of madame web.
What's funny is that they didn't do that because they knew it would flop like we all knew it would it was because they at first tried making it a movie tied to Spider-Man but than realized how tf can they do that if they have a young May and Ben Parker which means he isn't even born yet. So they just ended up making it it's own thing because they didn't even plan it properly until late in the production process, that's the type of skill they have at Sony studios I really want to know how tf they ever made good Spider-Man movies without Kevin Feige helping them out.
I bet you someone did a "bribe" for this movie to happen but the Sony investors weren't satisfied enough That they just gave that certain person a bare minimum
Also another bit. I can’t stand superhero movies using the retro motif, without even taking advantage of it. Captain Marvel was in 1995 and this one was in 2003; yet neither looked or felt like a throwback at all. There were only a handful of scenes that mildly depicted the time. But as someone who was a child of the late 90’s and early 2000’s, that wasn’t how people looked, dressed or talked. Yes they couldn’t get all the major icons due to licensing, but you can tell they didn’t try.
It amazes me how some producers and directors get handed 100 million dollar projects, fumble them spectacularly multiple times and just... get more jobs?
"why even make it" I'm convinced that the only way Sony can hold the rights to Spider-Man's IP is they have to at least put out a spider-man related movie every few years
Again Charlie mentioned it but it seemed like a lot was taken from the film,which tracks as Morbius also had a lot of stuff taken away from the original product.Idk Sony is like the little annoying brother of Marvel,they want to be a part of The Mcu so bad but doesn't want Disney to buy them,so I guess these movies are just there version of having a tantrum.
Almost the common thing said when bringing up the writers credits: Dracula Untold: "Oh God!" The Last Witch Hunter: "Oh Godddd!!!" Gods od Egypt: "Oh Godddddddd!!!!!!" Power Rangers: "Oh Go.....wait that one is actually ok." Morbius: "......Oh Goddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!"
Idk if it was just the theater I was at but it seemed like the dialog audio was completely out of sync fir most of the movie, to the point I thought the villain had been dubbed over by someone else. Also did anyone else notice the weird bass sounds? In the opening scene he opens the umbrella and there's a random 808 boom sound. Also thought the digital zooms and jump cuts were atrocious, any editor off fiver could do better
The writers truly have no imagination with the villain. Spiderman when he's no longer playing with kid gloves is a truly terrifying figure. His strength shatters bones, his agility evades all obstacles and his speed is a death sentence at close range. Combined with his precognition he is a tough foe to fight. The fact that they don't funnel even a fraction of this into simms' character is sad.
He technically showed some level of strength and speed like where he sent Madame Web like 3 meters away with a punch or him overpowering and tossing cops like they were ragdolls and also him dodging knife swings but to be fair these things are literally nothing compared to any version of Spiderman, hell MCU Cap has done better stuff. Main villain outside of his venom thing is literally evil Spiderman but 100 times weaker
One of the craziest things about this movie was Sonys attempt to stealth birth Peter Parker in this movie. There is an entire subplot where they have to drive a pregnant woman to the hospital, and you dont learn this woman is Mary Parker before you see her name in the credits. Nowhere in the movie do they say the babys name is Peter or that her last name is "Parker". You also learn that Webs nurse friend "Ben" is actually uncle ben in the credits.
Craziest thing is they think we'd wait for end credits to roll. I dont even go to the cinema anymore lmao, and at home ofc im going to close the movie before the 10 mins scrolling of irrelevant mf's names. Im not waiting for Hulk to lift a rock in the post cred scene or wtvr the fck
madame spider is supposed to be Spider-Man’s mentor; and old this movie fucked over the entire concept lmao.the fact that they said fuck the concept and fuck over a minor character with big impact is crazy.
Im like 90% sure that her name was mentioned at least once in the movie, so with that and from Ben referring to her as his sister in law is where you have to piece together that the baby is Peter Parker. Regardless though it definitely was stealthed
Starting to agree with an old movie called "The Producers". In it the producers were intentionally making "high budget" bad movies to commit tax fraud when they claim the loss.
Ironically that Pepsi sign is where I took my prom pictures in Long Island City lol. It’s a beautiful park now called Gantry State Plaza but back in 03 it wasn’t really much. Just the piers
Because they do what the studio tells them to. Seriously...that's the reason they were hired. So when the Sony execs give them some ridiculous idea like the post-credit scene of Morbius and tell them to add it, there's no argument. It's just "Yes, boss...right on it." These two writers are puppets.
The reason why Power Rangers ended up 'decent' is because the two goobers didn't write the screenplay they only 'contributed' to the story which might have actually lowered quality let's be honest.
@@hotheadtxtHollywood keeps making popular ip based shows where showrunners say they don't read/like the said ip. Nothing has made sense in a long time.
The fact that Madam Web literally jokes with Ben’s inevitable death and even tells him how it’s gonna happen is wild. And then ruining the iconic phrase of power and responsibility.
There were too many times where ezikiel the spider guy would be wearing his mask one scene and then a few frames later the lenzes of the mask are gone or the entire mask is just off out of no where
I feel like the big problem with this movie is how much it fumbled an actually pretty interesting concept. Like in the hands like someone like Christopher Nolan, the idea of a person with premonition having to actively see horrible things happen and feel powerless to stop it, would be absolutely amazing, but I am CONVINCED that chat gpt wrote this because no human could write a movie that delivers like a Dhar Mann video 😭
Arrival has a similar plot idea, woman can see the future, can't change it because it's retroactive and has to accept it and enjoy what she can before tragedy comes
With the way this movie looks I imagine they thought about shelving it for a tax break, but probably just banked on the idea that spiderman fans will eat up anything.
Doesn't surprise me at all actually. A lot of hot garbage gets pushed out. And never once do they think that the shit is bad. Look at morbius............
I think one of the perhaps more small frustrations I have is, can we get a movie with a good depiction of a paramedic? Captain Philips scene with the medic is one of the best out there, and the English show sirens is decent but man anything mainstream with a main character medic is usually very rough.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. Then died by fricking ambulance
it's like the writers saw what happened with morbius and thought making another bad movie would make people go watch it just for the memes again, but this one is so bad it's not even worth making jokes about it
The problem is people didn't even see Morbius, they just memed it sight unseen - Sony even re-released Morbius to theaters for the very reason you mentioned, thinking to ride the memes into a second chance at the box office, with the result of Morbius being probably the only movie in history to bomb twice
@@AttentionDeficitGuyit hilarious that it bombed twice. And their take away from this was to make another spiderless movie with the Morbius writers.. Wow
I can only assume this was some kind of property retention minimum effort. Supposedly Sony has to put out movies for the Marvel IP they still have every so often otherwise something happens with the rights.
According to Sony, they wanted Andrew Garfield to make a cameo and establish him as him (and his movies) as this universes spiderman, but they decided against it for creative reasons (they thought they wanted tom instead or wanted to keep it self contained, one of the two). I'm pretty sure in actuality, Andrew kept saying no over and over while Sony were on their hands and knees begging for him, and this was their excuse as to why it didn't work out.
Andrew Garfield probably read the script and knew it was total garbage. 😂😅 His spider sense told him to stay away from this radioactive waste of a movie. 🤣
The "sleepwalking through all their lines" is definitely accurate. All the bad guys dialogue in particular sounded like he was rerecording all his lines offscreen by reading the page.
It's almost inspiring how Avi Arad and Amy Pascal are faithfully committed to this fool's errand of a Spider-Man cinematic universe without Spider-Man. My own parents don't believe in me nearly that much.
@@user-ws1hy5tv6r I think they just have the money to attach their name to every spider-man project that comes out so when one (rarely) succeeds they can be like LOOK GUYS WE DID GOOD
I swear one of the weirdest things of the movie I noticed is that the villain’s voice seems dubbed over a lot but not even trying to sync it up at all, there are times he is ‘speaking’ but his lips aren’t even moving
@BruhMoment-ct5ij That's what evil spider guy said before he saw Madame web getting ready to unleash her mega web attack and then she Madame webs all over the place
That doesn't even make any fucking sense either. Why would power come *after* responsibility, when the actual line says that you have to be responsible *because* of that power? Like, what would you be responsible for if you don't already have power? It's just stupid.
I unfortunately watched it on Saturday and let me tell you that the worst part of it all was when the people started to clap at the end of the movie. I was BAFFLED, I honestly thought I was in an altered dimension, I could not understand how a human being would be able to enjoy this movie
My favorite little tidbit is that the movie takes place TWO YEARS after 9/11, so transportation security should be TIGHT, so her going to Peru is funny to think about, like she managed to get onto a plane during that time
i guess it is worse than Mobius bc at least with Morbius i laughed bc certain scenes were genuinely funny and the movie was pretty aware of that, but with madame web you can see that the movie is serious about itself all the time and unaware of how stupidly horrible it is and i laughed out of second hand embarrassment and nothing more
I hate that they made Ezekiel a one note villain. He’s a favourite of mine in his introduction from the comics, and it’s sad they just made him a reskin spider man, completely ignoring his original character and personality. If anything, he should’ve been a mentor.
@@GloomyNateit's crazy I remember being so hyped for infinity and endgame, I had posters and shit, all my friends were hyped even ones who aren't nerdy. Now all superhero stuff coming out is just boring or straight up cringe. Feels like the genre has been killed by literally years of shitty movies/shows and even games.
The thing is when you make something like 'a girl movie' and all, you have to make sure that its good, otherwise people will just start hating it and start hating the cause. Same is the case with road blocking, not allowing traffic to go, oil protestors - people will just hate you and your cause because of this, even if they didnt used to hate you. Ps: People will associate your cause movie as just bad, if you make it bad and do it again and again and will start hating your cause altogether.
And here I was thinking the answer was to constantly improve my portfolio and fundamental art skills, when clearly the answer was to go to more LA conventions and hope one of the friends I make there are capable of getting me a job at Disney.
@@triipppzzz It's basically the only way in, but you also have to be willing to make mindless schlock made for nothing else but pushing a political narrative.
I work at a movie theatre. The fucking imax showing for madame web has sold like 6 tickets. The opening day had one busy show then it dropped like a fucking stone. It's DOGSHIT.
I also work at a movie theater. When people tell me they’re seeing madame web, I just say something awkward like “yeah, hope you have a good day!” ;) because I don’t know what else to say. I hope they don’t see through me.
The funny thing is as a PARAMEDIC - Ben should know how to deliver a baby, and if he already called 911, he should be prepping his friend/girlfriend/whoever that was for delivery at that point in time. Even EMT's (you go EMT > Then paramedic) AND WE GO THROUGH SUCH AN EXTENSIVE OBGYN & DELIVERY course in EMT Becuase birth is such a dangerous thing. AND HE REALLY WAS LIKE 'I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO' I'm an EMT and even i'm facepalming at everything they're doing
My favorite part of Madame Webb is when she says "It's webbin' time" and webbs all over her enemies. (Eh, doesn't really have the same ring to it as "It's morbin' time")
I actually saw a doom Blazer and he one of those who wrote it off right away because certain things are lining up exactly like Morbius. I mean removing Spider-Man that was ridiculous they clearly learned no lessons from Morbius and even when Sydney Sweeney would talk about how she had to ask them to have her hanging from the roof meaning they had no idea what they were doing. I mean I guess I will still watch it but it wasn't looking good from the start
6:29 he was casually tossing cops around like they are ragdolls, overpower people as if they were nothing, and survive things like flying ambulances and small explosions he clearly had superhuman strength... although on a pretty low level, but yeah his showings were less impressive than even characters like MCU Cap
Morbius walked so that Madame Web can drown. Literally
Don't read my name!
Its webbin time
@@Dont_Read_My_Picture bot
😂😂😂😂
More like stumbled.
“Today I owe Morbius an apology”
-Actual quote from a review of Madame Web
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Link it I wanna read em
@@gamerule18it’s a review of the movie on Rotten Tomatoes, just go there and scroll through all the reviews of the movie, you’ll eventually find it.
Someone please tell me this is a joke
@@Cursetrust Nope. Jacksfilms posted a screenshot of it.
The real stinker is the fact that the villain is defeated by a giant Pepsi sign
Pepsi is stronger than spider-man😂
Movie so bad that Pepsi man had to come and Beat the Villain for them
Exactly, who wrote this garbage, someone who thinks Road Runner cartoons and Three Stooges are fine art?
@@GhostOfKiev2023 Those are fine art, This movie is not
@@shirothr5384 you've got a point there, Road Runner and the Three Stooges were creative and funny. The writers of Madame Web never had an original thought in their lives.
He has the power to poison people by gripping them tightly? When your villain's power is less effective than a gun it's time for a rewrite.
Sounds like he should be recreated as one of Spidey's C List foes.
Less effective than a gun is crazy😂😂😂 what a lame fucking villain
He’s actually immune to bullets
Uuhhmmm beside having super strength and super high speed and durability you mean?!! 😅
@@alihosseinzadeh6020 Yeah, but like every other villain has that for some reason so high speed, durability, and strength doesn't really mean much after that.
Madame Web is truly the anti-movie. The movie no one wanted and nobody thought would ever be good. Sony has truly gone sicko mode for this
It's borderline experimental.
Fuck you for not wanting madame web
Don't read my name!
Madame Web could easily be a good film in the hands of literally any other writer, but I agree sick mode maxed out
I mean, there are a lot of films nobody “wants” but are still made, and sometimes become popular
It was doomed when they hired Morbius writers.
Charlie audience is cringe like you
What’s funny is I bet it’s worse than morbius😭
They morbed too hard apparently. Assuming that joke isn't dead already.
bazinga
Man Sony can’t movie make for shit
My personal favorite nickpick is how Dakota Johnson kidnaps the girls, leaves them in the woods for 3 hours, then by the time she’s back, someone in the diner already has a newspaper about the kidnapping. How did all of that happen so quickly especially in 2003
Because of doggy writing
Can we mention that in the same general sequence, the same song is shown playing both at the diner and on the taxi radio which is a 30 minute walk away, and is still playing when Cassie gets to the diner? Not only this but Ezekiel gets to the diner after her when she walks in the vision, but before her when she drives there. The entire thing is a hot mess.
Thats not a nitpick
@@Sylvester4571 dodgy*
@@liamx6636 no. Doggy shit writing. The writing, was DOGGY
An even worse example of how much thought was put into this movie is how is Casey able to book a plane ticket to Peru, in New York, while being wanted by the police for an alleged kidnapping AND while evil guy has her face and can track her every move.
Also this was set in like 2003, 2 years after 9/11. I was just born but my parents will tell you it was a NIGHTMARE traveling then even when you’re not wanted for… ya
I bought tickets for this movie last night. Almost every seat in the theater was taken, and it has a capacity of about 75. When I walked in the movie theater it was packed full of Spider-Man fan boys and nerds. The film starts, and about 10 minutes into the actual movie, 30 people walk out. And throughout the span of the movie, me and 4 others were the only ones who stayed for the rest of the movie. Madame Web really isn’t as bad as you heard guys, it’s so much worse.
"Madame Web really isn’t as bad as you heard guys, it’s so much worse."
Its a level of *Shit ™* that surpasses even the most versed vocabulary.
It really surprises me that people will have the confidence to buy a ticket for a modern movie and walk in with ZERO knowledge or seeing what the vibe is.
Back when movies were consistently good sure maybe, but past few years have been a minefield of hot trash with some gems in between.
Good thing they were all somewhat resonable..
I am just wondering how many relationships ended because guys made the stupid decision to bring their gf/wives to see this awful movie on Valentines Day.
@@NeutralGuyDoubleZerothat’s why zero expectations makes shit movies so much fun
Having Morbius and Madame Web next to each other in your resume must have the power to instantly blind whoever is reading it when trying to hire you. Back to back legendary stinkers
And yet these people WILL keep getting work.
At least Morbius was memeable, shit literally dominated meme culture back in 2022 cuz its so bad its good. Madame Web is just a plain stinker.
And I the only one who unironically liked morbius?
@@craigyeates1854I assume this comment is being ironic
@@rubyraptorhe just said he unironically likes it, but i hope hes kidding
Remember when right after her EMT friend died in the car accident (which she clearly grieved hard over) she was in her apt and realized she “saved” the bird who flew into the window by replaying the event and opened the window so it just flew in? It randomly cuts to her in a train station (where she meets the other protagonists, who all just so happen to be in the same place while the villain is looking for them 3 specifically) maybe implying that she was going to his funeral to try and replay the event to save him (?) but suddenly just forgets about her dead EMT friend after seeing the girls and it’s literally never mentioned again, not even by Ben when she sees him later…
They really did my boy Mike Epp dirty......
I didn't even know it was Mike Epps until the moment before he died. Lmao
@@themusicaljunkie37I thought it was a bootleg lookin Mike Epps lmao
Here are some things I noted seeing this trainwreck.
1.) if you are gonna pull the plates off a taxi, Don't just fucking leave them on the ground.
2.)And why would you remove the fucking tags in the first place the god damn tag is the actual taxi number that is all over the fucking car anyway.
3.)Can anybody explain why a Pepsi-Cola factory down at the docks in Queens New York was just filled to the rafters with fireworks? The fuck are you putting in those pepsi cans? Grenades?
4.) Dude. Why the fuck would you JUMP INTO the Ambulance barreling at you. like just duck???
I noticed something lmao. The girls made a fire in the forest snd completely left it unattended in the middle of the forest to go eat 😂
The true mystery here is how the hell the writers from Morbius got to write another movie. I want whatever dirt they have on Sony to keep getting hired.
There's no mystery. They will work for cheap, they take orders from Sony without argument and they deliver a script on time. That's all it takes.
@@KarthikNarasimhan-jg3mk Yeah but so would I, and my script would be better, too. There has to be more to it than that.
they HAVE to be nepos or something, I swear
They know people.
It's hollywood. Half of them are nepo babies and the other half are DEI hires. People literally fail upwards in industries now.
The fact that those two writers have only those movies to their names, and yet keep getting work is just flat out suspicious.
Either they have some serious dirt on people, or its a classic case of failing upwards
Its connections honestly
Probably nepotism.
Very few people in Hollywood and the movie scene in general are actually hired for their talent. It is the second most corrupt place in the world, second only to the Congress.
As someone who used to work in film, 90% of the people who work there are due to nepotism.
The way the bad guys lines sounded worse than S1 Hawkmoth is crazy
That is... a really, *really* low bar too.
And it still failed to meet it@@nicklapallo9090
Noway
It can't be more generic than his lines
He sounded great btw
We bout to get evilized with this one
The funniest part is the CPR scene. she literally is tapping on his chest when she’s supposed to be pressing hard enough to literally break his rib cage
You know it’s bad when Charlie doesn’t hold back the spoilers
Literally nobody cares about this abomination
bc he knows we arent gonna watch it anyway 😂
There are no spoilers when there’s no plot
Whose gonna watch it anyway?
Oh I watched it...
I'll never get that time or money back. What's worse, I'm stuck with the memory of it🤦🏾♀️😩😠
You failed to mention how the villain’s voice hardly ever matched his lips. It’s almost like they scratched 80% of his lines and had him just voice over everything.
Hollywood films are lazy af. WWZ had that problem too. Rewrites cost a lot of money. Especially if you rewrite the entire damn movie. If you have to rewrite an entire movie, that's probably saying that you shouldn't be making it. And no one wants to see embarrassing dubbing.
I thought I was tripping during his dialogue. It barely matched
I bet they did like three or four re-writes lmao the people telling the inevitable story of this train wreck production should be interesting
@@jjcoola998Surely the original versions couldn’t be as bad
Thats actually par for the course for Hollywood, almost no audio from set is ever used. However I think that actually speaks to your point more, they literally couldn’t be bothered to match up his dialogue like every other movie in existence.
One thing that annoyed me is how long it takes to establish that it’s 2003. First I saw the phone and thought that was weird, then I saw the Beyoncé Dangerously in Love then of course Toxic, but they didn’t really do the “show don’t tell” very well. You establish a time period early in the film.
I think they say it in the very beginning of the film after the sequence with her mom
Hollywood just needs to learn that reshoots are rarely a cost effective way of improving a film. Spend a bit longer in preproduction and writing and trust your directors and you will get better movies.
being interrupted by an ad for madame web was the icing on the cake for this video
lmao
😂😂😂😂 wow
christ imagine not using an adblock in 2024
@@cazza710 could be on mobile...
@@cazza710 😐
It’s horrible. They snubbed my name from the credits. I was one of the Production Assistants from the entirety of principle photography and they ended up not crediting half of us. I’m still on IMDB but it was very upsetting after learning my name was snubbed
Damn thats seriously shitty. But on the bright side, you might actually be glad your names not on this in the future
If this is a real thing (sorry for doubting - it is the internet after all...), I'm sorry you're not getting credit for your work.
I would be thanking them for not including me in the credits of this dumpster fire of a movie
Only half ironically speaking here but man, do you really want your name attached to this one?
The guys putting the credits together might've just done you a favor.
To be honest@@bigcooltony437
I fell asleep towards the end of the movie. I woke up after she got blind. I asked my girl, "did she get blind?" she was like "I'm not sure, I fell asleep too"
No, it makes total sense why Cassandra didn't want the responsibility of saving the three girls. The whole point of her character is that she's cold and awkward, even at the beginning as a paramedic because she never could understand why her mother seemingly abandoned her and grew up in the foster care system. When she understood her past, her mother and where she came from, she could learn to make peace and forgive. Finally, she stepped into her protector role fully. It's the antithesis of Spider-Man, not that with great power comes great responsibility but that with great responsibility comes great power. She grew into her powers and they developped the more responsibility she agrees to take on, the more lives she wishes to change.
That’s true, but the movie was rushed, there were a lot of plotholes and a lot of illogical things, feels bad since the actors aren’t bad and could’ve definitely made a better film with a normal script
@@apzypz definitely. It's a shame though, I could see the potential
Dakota Johnson switched agencies after signing on for this film and when it was announced she was cast in this movie, she and the other leads tagged Marvel Studios on Twitter instead of Sony. So the speculation is that she thought she had signed on to a Marvel Studios movie. When she realized it was not a Marvel Studios movie but a Sony movie, she got mad at fired her agency. Which is hilarious if that’s true.
How the f does that even happen?.
@@cosmancho2959 Rich kid. Never actually does or learns anything, just asks people to do things.
@@googleapocalypse1967No cause it’s her agency’s job to find and get her roles. Nothing to do with bein a “rich kid” dumbass
that funny, she probably didnt even bother reading the script up until the first day of filming. i knew this film was going to flop since i though it was going to be a series or something since madame web was always use as a plot device for spiderman. without spiderman she just a senile old woman lol. as a series it could work if they pace it better or make it into a murder mystery and by the end of the series she finally assume the role of madame web.
If true, meaning bs
I love how Sony clarified that it wasn't even in the same canon as Venom and Morbius, it's just its own thing. That's how little faith they had in it.
Yea they wouldn’t want to ruin their dogshit canon with even dogshittier canon
Which makes no sense. Why make a spiderman spin off that doesn't take place in the spider man universe 😭 This is the Rebel moon of Marvel
What's funny is that they didn't do that because they knew it would flop like we all knew it would it was because they at first tried making it a movie tied to Spider-Man but than realized how tf can they do that if they have a young May and Ben Parker which means he isn't even born yet. So they just ended up making it it's own thing because they didn't even plan it properly until late in the production process, that's the type of skill they have at Sony studios I really want to know how tf they ever made good Spider-Man movies without Kevin Feige helping them out.
I bet you someone did a "bribe" for this movie to happen but the Sony investors weren't satisfied enough
That they just gave that certain person a bare minimum
Wait, is Morbius still canon to Sony's Spiderverse (?).
Morbius walked so Madam web could fall and chip a tooth
Also another bit. I can’t stand superhero movies using the retro motif, without even taking advantage of it. Captain Marvel was in 1995 and this one was in 2003; yet neither looked or felt like a throwback at all. There were only a handful of scenes that mildly depicted the time. But as someone who was a child of the late 90’s and early 2000’s, that wasn’t how people looked, dressed or talked. Yes they couldn’t get all the major icons due to licensing, but you can tell they didn’t try.
It amazes me how some producers and directors get handed 100 million dollar projects, fumble them spectacularly multiple times and just... get more jobs?
That's how the entire planet is run now. It's unforgivable.
it's called failing upwards
They probably have the softest lips and smoothest touches in Hollywood that's why .
Maybe a money laundering scheme.
Imagine how different the world could be if we spent our money a little differently...
"why even make it" I'm convinced that the only way Sony can hold the rights to Spider-Man's IP is they have to at least put out a spider-man related movie every few years
This and the fact that they still make a profit from each movie
@@pepinowhite5014 Morbius was a Bomb and this scene like is gonna be ANOTHER one.
@@johnalbertwrestling Covid done took the taste right out ya mouth😞
@@pepinowhite5014How do they make profit?
Again Charlie mentioned it but it seemed like a lot was taken from the film,which tracks as Morbius also had a lot of stuff taken away from the original product.Idk Sony is like the little annoying brother of Marvel,they want to be a part of The Mcu so bad but doesn't want Disney to buy them,so I guess these movies are just there version of having a tantrum.
Almost the common thing said when bringing up the writers credits:
Dracula Untold: "Oh God!"
The Last Witch Hunter: "Oh Godddd!!!"
Gods od Egypt: "Oh Godddddddd!!!!!!"
Power Rangers: "Oh Go.....wait that one is actually ok."
Morbius: "......Oh Goddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!"
Idk if it was just the theater I was at but it seemed like the dialog audio was completely out of sync fir most of the movie, to the point I thought the villain had been dubbed over by someone else. Also did anyone else notice the weird bass sounds? In the opening scene he opens the umbrella and there's a random 808 boom sound. Also thought the digital zooms and jump cuts were atrocious, any editor off fiver could do better
The villains acting was probably the worst thing I've ever experienced in 27 years
Don't read my name!
XD
Eey I'm also 27 😂
We the same age as Gordon Freeman λ
Twilight had some legendary acting too!
List your top 5 worst villain things people
@@Dont_Read_My_Picturesure,i wont. you're welcome!
What's funny and sad is that theres a review on rotten tomatoes saying that they own an apology towards Morbius for saying it's awful
Oh... oh no.
For saying it's awful* You don't need the "that".
@@bofasofa9399I understand that you don’t like the grammar that he was using
@@bofasofa9399 bro's the grammar goblin
Tbf, Morbius is so bad it's good. It will go down as a great campy movie.
The writers truly have no imagination with the villain. Spiderman when he's no longer playing with kid gloves is a truly terrifying figure. His strength shatters bones, his agility evades all obstacles and his speed is a death sentence at close range. Combined with his precognition he is a tough foe to fight. The fact that they don't funnel even a fraction of this into simms' character is sad.
He technically showed some level of strength and speed like where he sent Madame Web like 3 meters away with a punch or him overpowering and tossing cops like they were ragdolls and also him dodging knife swings but to be fair these things are literally nothing compared to any version of Spiderman, hell MCU Cap has done better stuff. Main villain outside of his venom thing is literally evil Spiderman but 100 times weaker
madame web is literally a roleplay fantasy irl
One of the craziest things about this movie was Sonys attempt to stealth birth Peter Parker in this movie. There is an entire subplot where they have to drive a pregnant woman to the hospital, and you dont learn this woman is Mary Parker before you see her name in the credits. Nowhere in the movie do they say the babys name is Peter or that her last name is "Parker". You also learn that Webs nurse friend "Ben" is actually uncle ben in the credits.
If producers thought I ll understand it without someone in internet pointing it out to me, they are hi on smth
that is almost pitiful, really.
Craziest thing is they think we'd wait for end credits to roll.
I dont even go to the cinema anymore lmao, and at home ofc im going to close the movie before the 10 mins scrolling of irrelevant mf's names.
Im not waiting for Hulk to lift a rock in the post cred scene or wtvr the fck
madame spider is supposed to be Spider-Man’s mentor; and old this movie fucked over the entire concept lmao.the fact that they said fuck the concept and fuck over a minor character with big impact is crazy.
Im like 90% sure that her name was mentioned at least once in the movie, so with that and from Ben referring to her as his sister in law is where you have to piece together that the baby is Peter Parker. Regardless though it definitely was stealthed
Starting to agree with an old movie called "The Producers". In it the producers were intentionally making "high budget" bad movies to commit tax fraud when they claim the loss.
you have not seen the producers
Makes sense
Arent they taking donations to run a horrible show under budget so they can cut and run with the difference?
Trust me, it won’t be long before someone deliberately makes movies just to cancel them after production ended to score tax write offs.
@@Rexter2k uhh, you should see what David Zaslav do to WB movies
Ironically that Pepsi sign is where I took my prom pictures in Long Island City lol. It’s a beautiful park now called Gantry State Plaza but back in 03 it wasn’t really much. Just the piers
i live in long
fifty shades of madame web 🕸️
Someone’s resume includes Gods of Egypt , the last witch hunter and Morbius and the studios first thought is “you’re HIRED!” ?
Gods of Egypt and Last Witch Hunter were both good movies imo. Way better than Morbius.
God's of egypt didn't make any sense at all. The most obvious mistake was that the gods bled gold. THAT'S FROM GREEK MYTHOLOGY.
Because they do what the studio tells them to. Seriously...that's the reason they were hired. So when the Sony execs give them some ridiculous idea like the post-credit scene of Morbius and tell them to add it, there's no argument. It's just "Yes, boss...right on it." These two writers are puppets.
Last Witch Hunter and Dracule Untold are good imo, easily above Morbius atleast
@@necro7612 i mean they are fucking mid AF but its cute that you think that
The reason why Power Rangers ended up 'decent' is because the two goobers didn't write the screenplay they only 'contributed' to the story which might have actually lowered quality let's be honest.
Was going to say this. I said the same thing.
how do these people keep getting work? I'm genuinely curious.
Ya power rangers was entertaining & a strong meh, it's not offensively bad like morbius.
@@hotheadtxt rich parents idk
@@hotheadtxtHollywood keeps making popular ip based shows where showrunners say they don't read/like the said ip. Nothing has made sense in a long time.
my favorite part of this review is at one point....he just casually burps and never edited out
absolutely zero fucks
I feel like an office of executives is watching this rn and the writers are sitting with their heads down like they’re gonna be in time out
The fact that Madam Web literally jokes with Ben’s inevitable death and even tells him how it’s gonna happen is wild. And then ruining the iconic phrase of power and responsibility.
It's common nowadays of ppl joking about canon stuff
It's annoyingly common. It was fun but now everyone making it as excuse of making bad movies
@@3takoyakisheeeeyyeyeeeaaayeyeaayeayea
It's dumb writers trying to sound smart by using 4th wall breaks and irony
@@SiIhouI say hey! What's going on! :D
When did that happen
saying you don’t know if your movie is good is crazy💀
We’re all gonna hate it anyways
And yet so common these days 😂
right lol
“is your food good?”
“shii i don’t know” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Because she's not allowed to say it's bad, but has too much of a conscience to say it's good.
There were too many times where ezikiel the spider guy would be wearing his mask one scene and then a few frames later the lenzes of the mask are gone or the entire mask is just off out of no where
this movie plays like a "what did you do over the weekend" segment during show and tell in kindergarten
How very smart of Sony to bank on overwhelming success of Morbius movie by hiring the same writers.
I mean, they re-released the movie because they thought all the Morbius memes were legit praising the movie, talk about being out of touch
@@thepoleontheroad For real?
@@Calc_Ulator Yes. Almost got them to do a third release lmao.
@@Calc_UlatorYes, they legit took the memes seriously and put out a second release in theaters. It was hilariously out of touch.
@@Ducaso Do they even live in the same plane as us lower lifeforms?
I feel like the big problem with this movie is how much it fumbled an actually pretty interesting concept. Like in the hands like someone like Christopher Nolan, the idea of a person with premonition having to actively see horrible things happen and feel powerless to stop it, would be absolutely amazing, but I am CONVINCED that chat gpt wrote this because no human could write a movie that delivers like a Dhar Mann video 😭
To be fair, anything in the hand of Christopher Nolan would turn to gold he's that good
Arrival has a similar plot idea, woman can see the future, can't change it because it's retroactive and has to accept it and enjoy what she can before tragedy comes
U should read dune
They should have taken notes from Final Destination
@@poopoodealer8975anything? Okay pal lol
My favorite thing about “Madame Webb” is the review (I believe it’s Rolling Stone) that said it’s “the ‘Showgirls’ of comic book cinema”
That ---> 07:27
Was a freudian slip of what you actually wantedto say in this review. 😆
It baffles me that this movie was approved, filmed, and released without anyone being like “Hm maybe this movie isn’t good”
Well, even if they all knew the movie was garbage, once the train gets rolling, it ain't gonna stop cause nobody likes it.
The cast knew it was trash
They have to be doing it out of spite at this point just so the MCU doesn’t get the other spidey characters
With the way this movie looks I imagine they thought about shelving it for a tax break, but probably just banked on the idea that spiderman fans will eat up anything.
Doesn't surprise me at all actually. A lot of hot garbage gets pushed out. And never once do they think that the shit is bad. Look at morbius............
Moon fall 2 :Madame Web
I’d watch
Don't read my name!
@@Dont_Read_My_Picture alright, I won’t
@@Dont_Read_My_Picture Let me guess, it's going to be a goose chase that ends in a Rick Roll
Moonfall was watch with the homies bad, this is avoid at all costs
Don't forget about the motion sickness inducing ambulance scene and all of the pepsi product placement
I think one of the perhaps more small frustrations I have is, can we get a movie with a good depiction of a paramedic? Captain Philips scene with the medic is one of the best out there, and the English show sirens is decent but man anything mainstream with a main character medic is usually very rough.
I love the part where Madame Webb says'' I can see the future...''
And the girls are like, ''I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye''
Madam Webb: you took my mother from me. She loved me.
BROOOO😂
So his one weakness is being hit with ambulances?
Mine too 🤷🏻♂️
His name is Yoshikage Kira.....
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Then died by fricking ambulance
You've been hit by.. you've been struck by.. a SMOOTH CRIMINAL
@@DugFin2nah wtf
are you saying shooting you w a gun doesnt kill you
You should interview the two guys and ask them questions as press for the movie
This made Morbius and Green Lantern look like Infinity War 😭😭😭
Madame Web is the world's punishment for memeing on Morbius two years ago
No way Morbius was 2 years ago bruh I remember the hype like it was last month
😢
@@shiruotakuno28Aware
Madame Web is definitely one of the movies of all time tho
it's like the writers saw what happened with morbius and thought making another bad movie would make people go watch it just for the memes again, but this one is so bad it's not even worth making jokes about it
They dont make bad movies on purpose they just dont have talent
@@axolotl1777 that does make way more sense
The problem is people didn't even see Morbius, they just memed it sight unseen - Sony even re-released Morbius to theaters for the very reason you mentioned, thinking to ride the memes into a second chance at the box office, with the result of Morbius being probably the only movie in history to bomb twice
@@AttentionDeficitGuyit hilarious that it bombed twice. And their take away from this was to make another spiderless movie with the Morbius writers..
Wow
...They really did release Morbius a third time
Morbius will be remember for years, Madame Web will be forgotten in less than a month
I can only assume this was some kind of property retention minimum effort.
Supposedly Sony has to put out movies for the Marvel IP they still have every so often otherwise something happens with the rights.
Can we just appreciate how good a friend Aaron is, if not for him Charlie would still be asleep in that theater.
True, if he didn't wake up Charlie he would've to watch the movie all over again.
I wouldn’t even let my worst enemies watch this movie
According to Sony, they wanted Andrew Garfield to make a cameo and establish him as him (and his movies) as this universes spiderman, but they decided against it for creative reasons (they thought they wanted tom instead or wanted to keep it self contained, one of the two).
I'm pretty sure in actuality, Andrew kept saying no over and over while Sony were on their hands and knees begging for him, and this was their excuse as to why it didn't work out.
If they couldn't get the guy that makes the movie work, then they shouldn't have done it :/
But, y'know, CORPORATE GREED.
Who’s dubbing Sony ☠️
Source?
Andrew Garfield probably read the script and knew it was total garbage. 😂😅 His spider sense told him to stay away from this radioactive waste of a movie. 🤣
Andrew stated unless marvel is involved he wont work with sony
Funny thing is the actress tried to warn us 😂😂😂
The "sleepwalking through all their lines" is definitely accurate. All the bad guys dialogue in particular sounded like he was rerecording all his lines offscreen by reading the page.
the line "it's madame webin time" lives rent free in my head now
😭😭😭
As a morb, i can confirm that i am extremely jealous
I don't know if that's really in the movie or not
@@sonofabaguette2202 It is. It definitely is.
It's almost inspiring how Avi Arad and Amy Pascal are faithfully committed to this fool's errand of a Spider-Man cinematic universe without Spider-Man. My own parents don't believe in me nearly that much.
I don't understand how those two are still in the business, they literally only make things worse
They're blackmailing sony, may be?@@-Teague-
@@user-ws1hy5tv6r I think they just have the money to attach their name to every spider-man project that comes out so when one (rarely) succeeds they can be like LOOK GUYS WE DID GOOD
@@-Teague-and they have to beg Kevin Fiege for help in making anything in this universe watchable
How come I am subscribed to your channel but I never get any recommendations for your videos in my feed?
I swear one of the weirdest things of the movie I noticed is that the villain’s voice seems dubbed over a lot but not even trying to sync it up at all, there are times he is ‘speaking’ but his lips aren’t even moving
Imagine if someone got Ezekiel a snickers bar, whole movie would have no main villain.
This is such a cute comment tbh
Don't read my name
Hey Ezekiel, have a snickers, you're not you when you're hungry.
My favorite part was when John Madameweb told her "Woah, it's like you're some kind of Madame Web" and then she Madame Webbed all over the place
we're doing this again huh 💀
@BruhMoment-ct5ij That's what evil spider guy said before he saw Madame web getting ready to unleash her mega web attack and then she Madame webs all over the place
💀💀💀
I hate this meme with a passion
Well, at least you tried.
I love how the sponsor block highlight is just charlie saying yeahhh madame web not good🤓
I check the tickets at a theater. I was there opening weekend. Nobody was seeing it.
The marketing movie was so bad that I seriously didn’t know it existed until it just came out.
Don't read my name!
@@Dont_Read_My_Pictureget a job
@@Dont_Read_My_Picture i'm keyboard
When I saw the trailer ad I thought it was a knock off/parody movie
@@Dont_Read_My_PictureBRO GET OUT OF HERE 12 COMMENTS YOU’RE HERE STOP
i audibly laughed out loud when that random dude said “When you take on the responsibility, great power will come”
Oh man they're still doing that paraphrasing bullshit? Did they learn nothing from ASM?
Oh my god.
Bro some people at my theater myself included laughed too 😂
That doesn't even make any fucking sense either. Why would power come *after* responsibility, when the actual line says that you have to be responsible *because* of that power? Like, what would you be responsible for if you don't already have power? It's just stupid.
@@nagger8216 i’m glad i wasn’t the only one to acknowledge that
7:28 that is the BEST way to describe Madam Web.
7:31 that is a puddle deep narrative.
I unfortunately watched it on Saturday and let me tell you that the worst part of it all was when the people started to clap at the end of the movie. I was BAFFLED, I honestly thought I was in an altered dimension, I could not understand how a human being would be able to enjoy this movie
I'm convinced we're entering an era of chatgbt scripts that were created during the writers strike
My best friend said that we've probably seen fully AI generated movies already, and this was probably one of them.
and to mention wish was probably one of them
Not just movies, games as well. Call of duty modern warfare 3 was definitely AI generated.
My favorite little tidbit is that the movie takes place TWO YEARS after 9/11, so transportation security should be TIGHT, so her going to Peru is funny to think about, like she managed to get onto a plane during that time
This is true, but ir does feel a little like the turning red guy
@@alejandrorivas4585 Mr enter moment
i guess it is worse than Mobius bc at least with Morbius i laughed bc certain scenes were genuinely funny and the movie was pretty aware of that, but with madame web you can see that the movie is serious about itself all the time and unaware of how stupidly horrible it is and i laughed out of second hand embarrassment and nothing more
I hate that they made Ezekiel a one note villain. He’s a favourite of mine in his introduction from the comics, and it’s sad they just made him a reskin spider man, completely ignoring his original character and personality. If anything, he should’ve been a mentor.
It really seems like ever since Endgame, The superhero movie hype has died down significantly.
imo every single movie after endgame has been dogshit. literal money maker films without an ounce of creativity
@@GloomyNateit's crazy I remember being so hyped for infinity and endgame, I had posters and shit, all my friends were hyped even ones who aren't nerdy. Now all superhero stuff coming out is just boring or straight up cringe. Feels like the genre has been killed by literally years of shitty movies/shows and even games.
@@GloomyNate even spider man no way home??
@@GloomyNate Shang-Chi and Guardians 3 were fire though.
Guardians 3, Across the spiderverse were great, but yeah 99% of superhero movies are mid to just downright bad.
Thanos looking at Morbius: Perhaps I treated you too harshly.
😂😂😂
That movie is dookie too
Walter White spittin facts rn
@@EternalNightingale nuh uh
@@EternalNightingaleyes but compared to Madame Web it is a master piece 😂
I wonder if at some point actors will start to reject roles in supers' movies.
The thing is when you make something like 'a girl movie' and all, you have to make sure that its good, otherwise people will just start hating it and start hating the cause. Same is the case with road blocking, not allowing traffic to go, oil protestors - people will just hate you and your cause because of this, even if they didnt used to hate you.
Ps: People will associate your cause movie as just bad, if you make it bad and do it again and again and will start hating your cause altogether.
Best iteration of madame web we’ll ever have is literally Spiderman Shattered dimensions and I stand on that
Oh yeah that was awesome
Don't forget Spider-Man TAS
ISHOWMEAT FANUM TAXED THAT GLIZZY IN OHIO SIGMA LIGMA GRIMACE SHAKE GYATTISTIC OHIO RIZZLERS KAI CENAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😩😩😩😦😫😫😫
@@MarvelSonicFan04i agree.
i was so excited for this movie because of that game. I am thoroughly disappointed.
How can you forget the iconic scene: "it's madame webin time"
Truly the pinnacle of cinematography.
“It’s Nadeemin Time”
Shut up joke isn’t funny anymore
@@anthonylesley982 We get it you really like morbin
@@anthonylesley982 at the very LEAST, 513 people disagree with you lmao
Probably won't catch it in cinema but hopefully I'll see it when they release it the 2nd time
6:45 "other than his cheese touch and ability to crawl on walls he doesn't really do much else" i'm dead
I haven't even seen this advertised or the trailer, didn't even know it was out 😅
this duo making movies still just shows how powerful having connections can be
And here I was thinking the answer was to constantly improve my portfolio and fundamental art skills, when clearly the answer was to go to more LA conventions and hope one of the friends I make there are capable of getting me a job at Disney.
@@JeffreyThrash unironically thats probably the best way in
@@triipppzzz It's basically the only way in, but you also have to be willing to make mindless schlock made for nothing else but pushing a political narrative.
@@RipRLeeErmey There's no political narrative being pushed in Madame Web lmao. It's just bad -- it's not that deep.
@@JeffreyThrash This isn't Disney. This is a Sony product
I work at a movie theatre. The fucking imax showing for madame web has sold like 6 tickets.
The opening day had one busy show then it dropped like a fucking stone. It's DOGSHIT.
Lmao 😂
That's just perfect! 😂👌
WHY IS THIS MOVIE SHOWING IN IMAX??
I also work at a movie theater. When people tell me they’re seeing madame web, I just say something awkward like “yeah, hope you have a good day!” ;) because I don’t know what else to say. I hope they don’t see through me.
@@webbedshadow2601 probably cause the only other movie out right now is Bob Marley’s one. And that likely already has an IMAX showing
I worked on this from start to finish.. fun project. It's sad to see how bad it turned out.
The funny thing is as a PARAMEDIC - Ben should know how to deliver a baby, and if he already called 911, he should be prepping his friend/girlfriend/whoever that was for delivery at that point in time. Even EMT's (you go EMT > Then paramedic) AND WE GO THROUGH SUCH AN EXTENSIVE OBGYN & DELIVERY course in EMT Becuase birth is such a dangerous thing. AND HE REALLY WAS LIKE 'I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO' I'm an EMT and even i'm facepalming at everything they're doing
If we somehow gaslight Sony into rereleasing madam web into theaters again like we did with Morbious then that would be an epic win
From this point forward Madame Webb is the greatest movie to ever grace the silver screen
My favorite part of Madame Webb is when she says "It's webbin' time" and webbs all over her enemies.
(Eh, doesn't really have the same ring to it as "It's morbin' time")
@@deen7530Madame Webb can web on me if you know what sayin' 😈😈😈
@@deen7530 Doesn't have the same ring but we can workshop it.
Damn "cheese touch" was always the superpower I wanted
Bro about to tell everyone he ate the cheese
I actually saw a doom Blazer and he one of those who wrote it off right away because certain things are lining up exactly like Morbius. I mean removing Spider-Man that was ridiculous they clearly learned no lessons from Morbius and even when Sydney Sweeney would talk about how she had to ask them to have her hanging from the roof meaning they had no idea what they were doing. I mean I guess I will still watch it but it wasn't looking good from the start
6:29 he was casually tossing cops around like they are ragdolls, overpower people as if they were nothing, and survive things like flying ambulances and small explosions he clearly had superhuman strength... although on a pretty low level, but yeah his showings were less impressive than even characters like MCU Cap