Tide CEO: You Gotta Stop Eating Tide Pods | CH Shorts
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The CEO of Tide, and apparently every other company, is having a hard time promoting their new products, because they are all poison shaped like a treat.
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CAST
Brennan Lee Mulligan
Karen Brownman
CREW
Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
Writer - Brennan Lee Mulligan
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
Editor - Sam Geer - Комедії
Hey everybody! If you like the new actor... Good! We're very happy to welcome Brennan Mulligan to the CH cast in his first official sketch!
CollegeHumor I Love the new actor, he's great!!
CollegeHumor I love him
me me big enjoyment
this guy is good
CollegeHumor y’all know the new FAD is Condom Sniffing, so that means y’all need the CEO of Trojan.
not going to lie that guy is a really good actor
Kascaded he's going somewhere!
yeah but he's like a straight man type like Trapp so I wonder if he's going to stay long or if his next sketches will be an other tone
His name is Brennan Lee Mulligan
You should watch him switch between characters in Dimension 20
@@kairilyn no. Sadly not
This is Brennan’s first sketch and he absolutely nailed it. Everyone instantly loved him and now 2 years later he’s a fan favorite
The Skype CEO is one of my all time favorite CH videos, he's so funny!
@@jonnnnniej Him screaming “I will have my revenge” is hilarious
Fr
@Zeuffy brennan lee mulligan i think
Not to be a nitpicker but his first sketch to my knowledge was dinner with rich friends.
Brennan Lee Mulligan is the best addition in a long time.
His ceo series is the only new college Humor I watch now
@@justsomeguy1014 Same
@@anthonyzivalich4962 same
@@dudius3743 same
@@justsomeguy1014 Same, hopefully college humor knows to keep him around, because he is comedy gold!
“Why are you crying?”
You know what I’m with him. That guy doesn’t GET to cry. Not yet at least. He hasn’t even been yelled at yet
Why would s CEO get lectured?
it sounds like my father after i do something stupid
He might be dealing with some childhood trauma that makes him sensitive to situations like that
@@awesomecake_abc2748 then he shouldn't be working if he's that easy to upset
@@ibrahimalee23 ????? So he should just become homeless? Wow, what a great solution, even though he's capable of working.
He's so good at portraying mental breakdown I'm starting to suspect he's not acting...
MrCorvusC At first he wasnt
you tube says theres one reply is that right?
Lol
No he is just channeling elon musk
Have you caught the new tide ceo sketch they just put out
W H Y A R E Y O U C R Y I N G
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2012: EarPods
2017: AirPods
2018: Tide Pods
2018-19: Juul Pods
They just released a Juul CEO parody!
Madison Smith the standard wired headphones that come with apple products are called EarPods
He predicted the future
Sebine LifeWind I was about to say that but you beat me by a week
godsavegrunge I’ve always called them ear buds.
I cannot believe this was his first CH sketch. He is just amazing.
What is a sketch?
@@groundsymphony an independent comedy short
he filmed this and the corn cuties fight the same day
@@user-bz3kd2mt3u I KNOW RIGHT. SO FUNNY.
To be honest at the beginning I thought this was total clickbait,but then I instantly loved the acting of the actor
Gaida 202 same
This person's good😂😂
Yup. Great performance elevated an okay idea into a funny one :)
Gaida 202 Agreeeedddd
I fucking love this actor. Great sketch guys
Yeah, this guy is awesome!
That feel when you find your favorite UA-camr in someone else’s comment section, lmao 😂
Oh shit, that's me? hahaha. I'm the biggest CH fan out here 🙌🏾
He also wrote the sketch!
WALWIN yes awesome
I vote that lady standing uncomfortably and awkwardly on the side 1:52 as best character. Brilliant character development and a plotline we can all sympathize with.
"WHY ARE THEY POSIONOUS?!" All us ladies wonder the same damn thing!
I read there's bpa in it.
The reason why tide pods are poisonous is because when you eat it the foam fills up inside tour body and kill you
@@bobberry1463 The reason why you can’t wear a tampon longer than six hours is because it sends your body into toxic shock and kills you
@@ElpSmith no that not true. the reason why you don't leave a tampon for longer than 6 hours ( 8 hours max but it recommended you switch it every 4 hours) is because it increase the chance of you getting infection.
@@bobberry1463 You mean like TSS? Toxic Shock Syndrome? A condition that can be fatal as I mentioned? I use tampons so I know how they work, thank you
“This is cotton candy. Am I the asshole here?”
Great part
Pinkiechugamer he didnt say here
Alberts Choise yes he did dumbass
Cisco_101 wowow okay I'm sorry
He is actually an incredible actor
Actually, he's not an actor- he's Tide's new dryer filter. Don't eat him.
Ok
Oops...damnit
Yum
IKR!
"That's a hamburger." : /
"That's a razor." :D
"That's a razor?!" >:O
These little faces are so cute! X,D
@@tiaferguson8848 :M
@@tiaferguson8848 >w< ugh it’s not
THAT *puts face closer* IS A GILLETTE RAZOR?!
Imagine if there was an edit where it was actually just a gillette razor while Brennan's yelling that it's a hamburger
"This is the coldest thing I've ever held."
Don't think girls would wanna put a cold stick up there
@@kirb9819 eh, who knows, there is temperature play
@@AnaGarcia-wk1in WHAT THE-
Because of course it is.
New actor is insanely good.
“That’s a hamburger”
“It’s a razor”
“THAT’S A RAZOR”
😂
No, it's a razor disguised as a steamed ham.
hawkeye5955 what
The
Ruck
@@9bqll I prefer saying fudge.
I just love how delivered the line "i'll kill you" with such a monotone voice to convey his rage without emotion
"Tide pods are soap..."
*"and that's not food"*
it may not be food but its a juice
And also not Medicine 😂
L i a r !
Ohhhh really, I want to see you stop me from eating it. Everything is food if you're daring enough.
I... *I want to watch you eat it*
Brennan's acting is great not to mention the fact that he wrote this sketch himself!
Rubix Cube Gaming I was told whoever shows up at the end of the sketch is who wrote it and in this one it’s trapp
yrtsg nah, it says who wrote it in the description.
He was the writer in college humor for a long time already, its just that he is becoming an actor for ch now
@@ykwia1 He's new, they probably hadn't recorded the outros with him yet.
He does these really well but it is essentially the same character, a manic, incredulous, desperate ceo. Again, well done buuut let's calm down a little before y'all start demanding he win an Oscar next year. It's a comedy sketch y'all.
“Are we calling it a lollipop? I’d love to see one if I could.”
_[long, tension building pause]_
_[wheezes]_
Aerin Atkins did you find Trapp's script or something? What's happening here?
Fav part
Aerin Atkins 1000 th like
Schwinn D. Trapp’s script?
Aerin Atkins Same
He says “now” like people haven’t been eating toothpaste for generations
Dead House Mouse wait
Mrlongboarding4lif3 Idiots eat toothpaste a ton.
@@leighbelk769 it's non toxic. Better than bleach.
Toothpaste doesn't immediately cause you to vomit blood.
@@Sonichero151 I should hope not
SAVE UP YOUR ALLOWANCE FOR JUUL
PODS
We’re monsters....
We're going to have our a$# handed to us in court
will do
How did this comment end up on this video? I commented on the Juul ceo video.
Look at me and say what you said!
Adult backpack
Your never walking again
What are you doing
The understated "because... why... would you flavor them?" kills me.
Great new actor!
whY ARE THEY POISONOUS?!?!
😂 😂 😂
also: this is the coldest thing I've ever held
Aww man I'm watching this at work and the whole tampon segment fucking killed me
The freaking shaving hamburger.
"WHY ARE THEY POISONOUS!" Definitely my favorite part of the video
I think it was everyone's
its the line right before that that always gets me, "not only should none of these be flavored, because... why... would you flavor them
this is the coldest thing ive ever held"
They are Poisonous, so people don't eat them, of course
Fucking same 😂😭
One thousandth like :)
“THAT IS A HAMBURGER”
“Actually that’s a razor”
THATS A RAZOR?!?!?
BRING ME SOME SHAVING CREAM RIGHT NOW
@@tortle9336 and if it doesn't shave my face, it's your ass you get that right?
Here we go!
@@dustinrausch5008 oh man that's like baby's bottom smooth
Dude's acting in impeccable. Not over done and Feels 100% authentic. Delivery, mannerisms and facial expressions are perfect. Amazing actor. Hilarious and timeless due to this guy
Wish he goes big screen soon. He deserves it.
This actor is really fucking good
Aurum His crispy voice is what makes him good... I wish I had a voice like that! :'(
His voice is the most satisfying thing I’ve ever heard
Psych11 I know right?...did u subscribe yet?
Yeah he's like a white Morgan Freeman
If that’s the case, you haven’t heard too many things in your lifetime bud
Psych11 I thought it was just me
Yeah my life sucks void
"Why are you crying?" still gets me years later
Every freaking time 😂😂😂
It's been almost a year since this debut and I still think this is one of the greatest sketches ya'll have ever produced!!
"That's a hamburger." ".... It's a razor..." "THAT'S A GILLETTE RAZOR!?!" my favorite part of the whole video.
The hamburger is working for me.
Squirrel Lord they should change it to dollar shave club
@@NotAManYouCanMend that's not a Procter and Gamble brand. Gillette is.
kederaji that’s why I’m saying change it to dollar shave club, don’t advertise Gillette razors!
@@NotAManYouCanMend you don't seem to understand how brands work. All of the products in this commercial are P&G brands.
He's a really really good actor
2 years later: The president says we should inject disinfectant into our lungs, and the CEO for Lysol had to do this exactly.
Alternative facts are stranger than fiction. So when can I buy that burger?
lol You're dumb 😂
PANZERFAUST90 *This person said this without any form of backing. And then they left*
@@kairuku8498 who
LMAO they just made a part 2 of this and is talking about this exactly.
youre gonna love the new episode
2:30-2:37 this is one of the best jokes I've ever seen out of college humor. It seems so real and unscripted.
"but Tide Pods are soap, and that's not food" is gotta be the single funniest line ever. Love these. Brennan is an MVP of the CEOs.
Mikolaj.Birek same! This is my favorite line and it took me OUT
Don’t we look appetizing though?
Mikolaj.Birek I feel like it gets funnier as the video goes on so ill have to disagree
I still think about it constantly
The tide pod
He clean
He soften
He send you to your coffin
You six inch deep but still he keeps scoffin
@Wesley Smith How fucking dumb are you?
He protec
He attac
By mostly, he make Yoshi pay tax
Lol
Hahahahahahahahaah
...
.....
HA!!
3:28 This legend literally subtly twitched his eye like he was about to lose his fucking mind, holy shit, Brennan was a gift to us from beings beyond our comprehension.
It's incredible that he did this the same day as the first episode of D20
That actor killed it.
WHY ARE THEY POISONOUS???
Lmao
He is talking about tampons
yoni verachtert okay and?
They kill people, they aren't meant to be eaten even tho whatever dumbass who thought of it made it popular
@@gabethebabe8187 tampons shouldn't be poisonous. they go inside your body so it should never be poisonous. that's why he was so shocked.
-_-
Can I just say how fantastic this introduction is? Brennan's reveal and first sketch wins an award leading to one of Dropout's most popular series. All in the span of a bit more than two years. Congrats Bren.
3:40 I took a drink of water and he said “it’s a razor” I spat
I was not expecting that
Lizzie Shepard The burger razor had me in tears
that new dude is rediculously good at acting
L. Willis I genuinely thought they got the actual tide ceo
Good actor is good. I lost it on the burger.
Badmunky64 "its a razor"
Your pfp meme is old
do you know da sheave
For me it was the cotton candy, then the "meal bag".
"you dont want an old guy telling you"
*looks like hes 20 something years old*
"I'll kill you" has the ABSOLUTE PERFECT delivery
Next week: *Tide CEO died from eating Tide Pods*
LOL. but it is kinda serious. We have Zonrox bleach bottles that have pictures of citrus fruits plastered on them. young kids cant read but they know that fruits are food. and What if the person you hired to clean couldnt read?
I would guess that a person you hired to clean would be able to distinguish a bottle of greenish liquid which unpleasantly smells like chlorine, has 5 types of "danger" signs on it and is stored under your sink, from, you know, edible citrus fruits
kerbal program I have a sensitivity to poison, so I didn't get the tampons.
poemkid1 I'm sensitive to acid and alkalines they hurt my skin
poemkid1 I'm only sensitive to poison and gluten, so...
No tampons for me!
"WHY ARE YOU CRYING?" best part!
I don’t get the joke...
Lazy Dudes gaming lmao because he’s just letting her ass have it when she prob has literally nothing to do with his products names lol.
Lazy Dudes gaming it happens a lot when your an assistant trust me lol.
Haha lol XD
I wanted to like but it has 666 likes so I'll leave it.
Is it just me, or is the Tide CEO the only one of the the entire CEO series to not go batshit crazy by the end of the sketch?
Well, you just need to see the second sketch.
This is quite literally the sketch that saved college humor.
*'That's a razor? THAT'S A GILLETTE RAZOR?!'*
favourite part
look at 3:52
Whoever wrote this needs to write the rest of the sketches because this is the First sketch in a while that actually made me physically laugh
I'm thinking they got new writers .
Same I don’t normally laugh at anything but this was quite good
The description always gives credit to the writer.
Yeah and guess what the writer was the actor too.
Tania Thanks. The guy usually does the narrating for some of the sketches which can be some of the best parts.
Had to come back to this after Zac was on the Yard, I can't believe this is Brennan's first sketch.
I love 2:09 and the lead up to it, he seems so genuine and just wants to be clear that he's been working hard and genuinely concerned with what his employees been doing
I just live for that "WHY ARE THEY POISONOUS" scream
2:09
W h y a r e y o u c r y i n g ?
Adam A. Because I’m sad
Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?
@@helloitsarandomperson omg all i could think was that XD
Stop fucking crying... Is the next step obviously...
*WHY ARE THEY POISONOUS?*
I can't be the only one who came back here after seeing the new tide pod ceo video.
Holy shit that's a good actor
I hope the actual CEO of the company that makes Tide has seen this
Me too.
S Pandit that would be hilarious!
Yes CEO of Procter & Gamble spends his multi million dollar time to youtube, watching stupid videos about even stupider teenagers, dump enough to eat tide pods.
I have no idea why this guy stole my name.
“WHY ARE THEY POISON?!?” 😂
Cleo they contain chemicals that your body can't digest and are highly basic on the pH scale, anything 10 or above the pH scale is poison and you shouldn't them anywhere near your mouth.
Anything that cleans, you shouldn't eat because they are poison and they probable won't even taste good
He was referring to the quote on tampons. You tried to act smart. Ya failed to common sense.
Pipking gaming 1 It’s a freaking joke, calm down...
"You pour powder into the mixer, you take you dryer stick right here and ...this is cotton candy." I lost it at that part.
Just came back to revisit this golden video of perfection.
Is anyone else coming back to this video now that Tide has released detergent in containers that make it look like boxed wine lmao
treehugger489 This is even funnier now
Yes!
treehugger489
I think tide has just given up at this point
treehugger489 😂😂😂 Can't wait for the new CEO apology of this
@@nigerianprincess101 LOL u are right. They should make a follow up to this video lol.
“Not only should none of these things should be flavoured, because why? But this is the coldest thing I’ve ever held”
Another great line
I can't believe it's been 5 years since we were delivered this incredible actor.
5 years later and im just now discovering this was brennans first sketch with college humor, good lord they caught lightning in a bottle with him
He's a great actor, more of this dude.
This sketch just gets funnier every time I watch it. And his performance has something new to catch with each viewing: I never noticed before today the way his left eye twitches when the voice offscreen says "Meal bag tested very well."
I'm so glad they hired Brennan!
He was around for a while. You can see him in the "Eating With Your Rich Friends" video as the ghost.
I unliked because 666
I too only realized today! And by that I mean three years later than you lol
I’ve watched this over twenty times and it just doesn’t get old - that is a hard thing to do in comedy!
1:45
T H I S I S C O T T O N C A N D Y
When my old car starts up: 0:48
Get this guy a show already
Actually, this isn't a show- it's the new Tide fabric softener. You just press play and hold up your clothes in front of the screen and Brennan's voice softens the fabric. Do not eat your computer.
Whatever is the youtube equivalent of an oscar, please give it to this man, he nailed this shit.
Mr.StealYo Girl nope a play button is given once you reach a certain amount of subscribers completely different to an Oscar
When is Brennan going to do a CEO sketch for Logitech about the titanic submarine?
“The other stuff I don’t know about but, the hamburger is working for me.”
Might have to do with the fact he was clean shaven without a hint of stubble before using the burger-razor
And the little 👍 he does
“That is a hamburger!”
“It’s a razor.”
“THATS A RAZOR?!”
I’m actually dead 😂
Mickey Renee so is everyone else that bought these products
But he didn’t even have a beard in the first place so...
messy callum he could have some light facial hair
"If this doesn't shave my face, it's YOUR ass, you understand that right?"
messy callum
"It's your ass" usually means "It's you whose going to pay" which in the context of a workplace generally means "It's you who's going to get fired."
This was the beginning of something fantastic. Dimension 20 is the reason I subscribed to Dropout.
The others are really good (I particularly love the ABC and Oreo CEO ones), but I still think the original Tide CEO sketch is the best one. The earnest attempts to push a PSA and new products, followed by a slow descent into madness, Meal Bag and the Gillette Hamburger bits are absolute genius
"So we do make food?! So we do now make food?!"
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
I beg you College Humor. Please do more of these PSA Announcements with Brennan. It's one of the funniest videos I have ever seen. His delivery cracks me up. He seems like a guy barely keeping it altogether.
Next do EA.
Yes.
They did
yeah they made 4 more so far
Announcement Announcement?
REALLY good actor hope he's in more skits
Didn't even know his name before this, Brennan Lee Mulligan
GutiTheJ *Brennan
Dr. Medes woops
HERCULESMULLIGAN
1:26 Brennan absolutely nails this. It’s so hilarious that it seems so real! 🤣
He’s actually an incredible actor I’ve never laughed so hard!! Please do more of these with this actor
This was perfect lol
Funniest comedy central video I've seen in a while
This is the greatest BBC Trolling fortnite trolling video i've seen in a while
Actually, this isn't even a video. It's Tide's new fabric softener. Just play this video in front of your clothes and Brennan's voice will soften the fabric. Do not eat your computer.
This is the funniest video I've seen out of collegehumor in probably a year or so.
totally agree
When it comes to viral sketch ads for multimillion companies it's pretty obvious that the college humor staff don't have a part in it, that's why the quality is always higher. More seasoned industry entertainers are commissioned and college humor is simply the platform/brand.
Javan uHnah it's like Cracked made a video and published it on college humor
It's all gone to shit since Owen left if you asked me
Christian Morton, I was thinking the same thing. Could have had a stronger ending, otherwise brilliant.
3:04 this WAS a real world product, crest actually manufactured food paste for a limited time in the...mid century decades (40's-60's)
This is one of the best sketch concepts that they came out with and it was a great way to introduce the new member of the team
I feel like this sketch has a new comedic tone than a lot of CH’s previous stuff. Great job, keep it up!
Just like the old days. Whoopee.
Yup this is my favourite sketch by them
it's like those fake iPhone ads
Yeah laughed harder than I have with this channel in 2 years
It's about time they quit their tired old formula.
I donno who this dude is, but his performance in this was tops!
brennan lee mulligan has gotta be the best actor ive ever seen and its not just this sketch its all of them, plus dimension 20, plus his game changer monologues. he is so talented and so fvcking hilarious. gotta be my favorite in the CH cast honestly
The shaving cream should have been in a whipped cream canister
Ahh, now you're thinkin' with portals!
"THAT'S A HAMBURGER!"
"it's a razor"
I just died
Same.
Penny Dim that was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Why are you crying?"
Cmon ive rewatched this series enough- there is SO much material out there. We need more!
The way they just put the hamburger out there like "here ya go" LOL
You're supposed to inject the pods into your eye sockets silly
Veridian dude dont say that, idiots are gonna take you seriously and sue you
Veridian ikr
I thought it was supposed to go in the butt.
Dude don't say that, you gotta smoke them.
AND THEN INJECT THEM INTO YOUR EYES
Ohhh okay..
Not gonna lie, honest to god the funniest thing to come out from CH in a long time
no mater how many time i watch this ill never not laugh at "thow a flouride filled meal bag down your gullet"
I can’t believe this was Brennan’s first video. I come back to college humor from time and time and honestly sus out the ones where Brennan’s the main character, even if I’ve seen it before. You’re so talented Brennan, thank you for you