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  • Опубліковано 4 кві 2018
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    The CEO of Tide, and apparently every other company, is having a hard time promoting their new products, because they are all poison shaped like a treat.
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    CAST
    Brennan Lee Mulligan
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    Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
    Writer - Brennan Lee Mulligan
    Producer - Shane Crown
    Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
    Editor - Sam Geer
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  • @dropout
    @dropout  6 років тому +32973

    Hey everybody! If you like the new actor... Good! We're very happy to welcome Brennan Mulligan to the CH cast in his first official sketch!

  • @Kascaded
    @Kascaded 6 років тому +8322

    not going to lie that guy is a really good actor

    • @asuraXTC
      @asuraXTC 6 років тому +43

      Kascaded he's going somewhere!

    • @ZZ10000
      @ZZ10000 6 років тому +40

      yeah but he's like a straight man type like Trapp so I wonder if he's going to stay long or if his next sketches will be an other tone

    • @tortle9336
      @tortle9336 4 роки тому +31

      His name is Brennan Lee Mulligan

    • @AnnoyingAsianWitch
      @AnnoyingAsianWitch 4 роки тому +47

      You should watch him switch between characters in Dimension 20

    • @spookykitty72
      @spookykitty72 4 роки тому

      @@kairilyn no. Sadly not

  • @JuelicksClassic
    @JuelicksClassic 3 роки тому +14638

    This is Brennan’s first sketch and he absolutely nailed it. Everyone instantly loved him and now 2 years later he’s a fan favorite

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 3 роки тому +261

      The Skype CEO is one of my all time favorite CH videos, he's so funny!

    • @JuelicksClassic
      @JuelicksClassic 3 роки тому +165

      @@jonnnnniej Him screaming “I will have my revenge” is hilarious

    • @socalfirebuff91377
      @socalfirebuff91377 3 роки тому +5

      Fr

    • @Jin-lg9kw
      @Jin-lg9kw 3 роки тому +8

      @Zeuffy brennan lee mulligan i think

    • @Zero95923
      @Zero95923 3 роки тому +33

      Not to be a nitpicker but his first sketch to my knowledge was dinner with rich friends.

  • @juliecolacchio7055
    @juliecolacchio7055 4 роки тому +8493

    Brennan Lee Mulligan is the best addition in a long time.

    • @justsomeguy1014
      @justsomeguy1014 4 роки тому +91

      His ceo series is the only new college Humor I watch now

    • @anthonyzivalich4962
      @anthonyzivalich4962 3 роки тому +2

      @@justsomeguy1014 Same

    • @dudius3743
      @dudius3743 3 роки тому +2

      @@anthonyzivalich4962 same

    • @seraphim3528
      @seraphim3528 2 роки тому +2

      @@dudius3743 same

    • @draglorr5578
      @draglorr5578 2 роки тому +5

      @@justsomeguy1014 Same, hopefully college humor knows to keep him around, because he is comedy gold!

  • @shotgun6125
    @shotgun6125 4 роки тому +6279

    “Why are you crying?”
    You know what I’m with him. That guy doesn’t GET to cry. Not yet at least. He hasn’t even been yelled at yet

    • @tannerhowe755
      @tannerhowe755 3 роки тому +21

      Why would s CEO get lectured?

    • @Teteroni760
      @Teteroni760 3 роки тому +41

      it sounds like my father after i do something stupid

    • @awesomecake_abc2748
      @awesomecake_abc2748 2 роки тому +19

      He might be dealing with some childhood trauma that makes him sensitive to situations like that

    • @ibrahimalee23
      @ibrahimalee23 2 роки тому +11

      @@awesomecake_abc2748 then he shouldn't be working if he's that easy to upset

    • @awesomecake_abc2748
      @awesomecake_abc2748 2 роки тому +27

      @@ibrahimalee23 ????? So he should just become homeless? Wow, what a great solution, even though he's capable of working.

  • @RobertElee-uk1bf
    @RobertElee-uk1bf 5 років тому +11372

    W H Y A R E Y O U C R Y I N G

  • @Quicksilver_Cookie
    @Quicksilver_Cookie 5 років тому +15974

    He's so good at portraying mental breakdown I'm starting to suspect he's not acting...

    • @icemanjr.5819
      @icemanjr.5819 5 років тому +112

      MrCorvusC At first he wasnt

    • @dsause3194
      @dsause3194 4 роки тому +21

      you tube says theres one reply is that right?

    • @fishnation1465
      @fishnation1465 4 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @shable1436
      @shable1436 4 роки тому +12

      No he is just channeling elon musk

    • @ashspades5307
      @ashspades5307 4 роки тому +7

      Have you caught the new tide ceo sketch they just put out

  • @lieweisha3655
    @lieweisha3655 5 років тому +6060

    2012: EarPods
    2017: AirPods
    2018: Tide Pods
    2018-19: Juul Pods

    • @SebineLifeWind
      @SebineLifeWind 4 роки тому +98

      They just released a Juul CEO parody!

    • @RATsnak3
      @RATsnak3 4 роки тому +8

      Madison Smith the standard wired headphones that come with apple products are called EarPods

    • @megacrazyscience1239
      @megacrazyscience1239 4 роки тому +4

      He predicted the future

    • @aram9136
      @aram9136 4 роки тому +1

      Sebine LifeWind I was about to say that but you beat me by a week

    • @fancypotato9179
      @fancypotato9179 4 роки тому +1

      godsavegrunge I’ve always called them ear buds.

  • @Nayug
    @Nayug 3 роки тому +1464

    I cannot believe this was his first CH sketch. He is just amazing.

    • @groundsymphony
      @groundsymphony Рік тому

      What is a sketch?

    • @Nayug
      @Nayug Рік тому +34

      @@groundsymphony an independent comedy short

    • @user-bz3kd2mt3u
      @user-bz3kd2mt3u 7 місяців тому +6

      he filmed this and the corn cuties fight the same day

    • @Nayug
      @Nayug 7 місяців тому

      @@user-bz3kd2mt3u I KNOW RIGHT. SO FUNNY.

  • @Aurum997
    @Aurum997 6 років тому +1166

    This actor is really fucking good

    • @clawwer4404
      @clawwer4404 6 років тому +3

      Aurum His crispy voice is what makes him good... I wish I had a voice like that! :'(

  • @Magical2g2
    @Magical2g2 6 років тому +3947

    To be honest at the beginning I thought this was total clickbait,but then I instantly loved the acting of the actor

    • @MrE_
      @MrE_ 6 років тому +7

      Gaida 202 same

    • @Monlet12
      @Monlet12 6 років тому +16

      This person's good😂😂

    • @tassaron
      @tassaron 6 років тому +33

      Yup. Great performance elevated an okay idea into a funny one :)

    • @rosiaidek
      @rosiaidek 6 років тому +3

      Gaida 202 Agreeeedddd

  • @methodius1318
    @methodius1318 3 роки тому +509

    I vote that lady standing uncomfortably and awkwardly on the side 1:52 as best character. Brilliant character development and a plotline we can all sympathize with.

  • @CytotoxinK
    @CytotoxinK 4 роки тому +2262

    "That's a hamburger." : /
    "That's a razor." :D
    "That's a razor?!" >:O

    • @tiaferguson8848
      @tiaferguson8848 3 роки тому +43

      These little faces are so cute! X,D

    • @HaveANiceDayLol.
      @HaveANiceDayLol. 2 роки тому +3

      @@tiaferguson8848 :M

    • @geekboyicochet6685
      @geekboyicochet6685 2 роки тому +2

      @@tiaferguson8848 >w< ugh it’s not

    • @masterq134
      @masterq134 2 роки тому +10

      THAT *puts face closer* IS A GILLETTE RAZOR?!

    • @jonsku6662
      @jonsku6662 2 роки тому +11

      Imagine if there was an edit where it was actually just a gillette razor while Brennan's yelling that it's a hamburger

  • @walwin
    @walwin 6 років тому +8799

    I fucking love this actor. Great sketch guys

    • @evilboobookin8970
      @evilboobookin8970 6 років тому +89

      Yeah, this guy is awesome!

    • @xxangelsofchaosxx
      @xxangelsofchaosxx 6 років тому +24

      That feel when you find your favorite UA-camr in someone else’s comment section, lmao 😂

    • @walwin
      @walwin 6 років тому +14

      Oh shit, that's me? hahaha. I'm the biggest CH fan out here 🙌🏾

    • @AzraeIReaper
      @AzraeIReaper 6 років тому +17

      He also wrote the sketch!

    • @user-Jay178
      @user-Jay178 6 років тому +4

      WALWIN yes awesome

  • @jetconway5995
    @jetconway5995 6 років тому +6075

    He is actually an incredible actor

  • @batty2246
    @batty2246 5 років тому +1075

    "This is the coldest thing I've ever held."

    • @kirb9819
      @kirb9819 4 роки тому +13

      Don't think girls would wanna put a cold stick up there

    • @AnaGarcia-wk1in
      @AnaGarcia-wk1in 4 роки тому +6

      @@kirb9819 eh, who knows, there is temperature play

    • @moth_milk
      @moth_milk 2 роки тому +2

      @@AnaGarcia-wk1in WHAT THE-

    • @laurasosnow7507
      @laurasosnow7507 2 роки тому +2

      Because of course it is.

  • @alexandraboucher1791
    @alexandraboucher1791 5 років тому +606

    "WHY ARE THEY POSIONOUS?!" All us ladies wonder the same damn thing!

    • @ethanpease5936
      @ethanpease5936 3 роки тому +2

      I read there's bpa in it.

    • @bobberry1463
      @bobberry1463 3 роки тому +8

      The reason why tide pods are poisonous is because when you eat it the foam fills up inside tour body and kill you

    • @ElpSmith
      @ElpSmith 3 роки тому +21

      @@bobberry1463 The reason why you can’t wear a tampon longer than six hours is because it sends your body into toxic shock and kills you

    • @bobberry1463
      @bobberry1463 3 роки тому +4

      @@ElpSmith no that not true. the reason why you don't leave a tampon for longer than 6 hours ( 8 hours max but it recommended you switch it every 4 hours) is because it increase the chance of you getting infection.

    • @ElpSmith
      @ElpSmith 3 роки тому +38

      @@bobberry1463 You mean like TSS? Toxic Shock Syndrome? A condition that can be fatal as I mentioned? I use tampons so I know how they work, thank you

  • @Pinkiechugamer
    @Pinkiechugamer 6 років тому +795

    “This is cotton candy. Am I the asshole here?”
    Great part

  • @willeeuhm
    @willeeuhm 6 років тому +817

    New actor is insanely good.

  • @generalwhopper3536
    @generalwhopper3536 2 роки тому +234

    I just love how delivered the line "i'll kill you" with such a monotone voice to convey his rage without emotion

  • @eurekify1563
    @eurekify1563 4 роки тому +3167

    "Tide pods are soap..."
    *"and that's not food"*

  • @rubixcubegaming7120
    @rubixcubegaming7120 6 років тому +3707

    Brennan's acting is great not to mention the fact that he wrote this sketch himself!

    • @ykwia1
      @ykwia1 6 років тому +50

      Rubix Cube Gaming I was told whoever shows up at the end of the sketch is who wrote it and in this one it’s trapp

    • @theonly_person
      @theonly_person 6 років тому +114

      yrtsg nah, it says who wrote it in the description.

    • @d3ly746
      @d3ly746 5 років тому +24

      He was the writer in college humor for a long time already, its just that he is becoming an actor for ch now

    • @Randyy1
      @Randyy1 5 років тому +16

      @@ykwia1 He's new, they probably hadn't recorded the outros with him yet.

    • @itiscujo
      @itiscujo 5 років тому +4

      He does these really well but it is essentially the same character, a manic, incredulous, desperate ceo. Again, well done buuut let's calm down a little before y'all start demanding he win an Oscar next year. It's a comedy sketch y'all.

  • @ES-wy2xj
    @ES-wy2xj 6 років тому +406

    He's a really really good actor

  • @DeadHouseMouse
    @DeadHouseMouse 4 роки тому +546

    He says “now” like people haven’t been eating toothpaste for generations

    • @Mrlongboarding4lif3
      @Mrlongboarding4lif3 4 роки тому +9

      Dead House Mouse wait

    • @leighbelk769
      @leighbelk769 4 роки тому +2

      Mrlongboarding4lif3 Idiots eat toothpaste a ton.

    • @ethanpease5936
      @ethanpease5936 3 роки тому

      @@leighbelk769 it's non toxic. Better than bleach.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Рік тому

      Toothpaste doesn't immediately cause you to vomit blood.

    • @DeadHouseMouse
      @DeadHouseMouse Рік тому

      @@Sonichero151 I should hope not

  • @ItsDevinJ
    @ItsDevinJ 4 роки тому +876

    SAVE UP YOUR ALLOWANCE FOR JUUL
    PODS

    • @Professionaldumbass6998
      @Professionaldumbass6998 4 роки тому +29

      We’re monsters....

    • @tortle9336
      @tortle9336 4 роки тому +15

      We're going to have our a$# handed to us in court

    • @lucaspookus8571
      @lucaspookus8571 4 роки тому

      will do

    • @ItsDevinJ
      @ItsDevinJ 4 роки тому +6

      How did this comment end up on this video? I commented on the Juul ceo video.

    • @alreadytaken2016
      @alreadytaken2016 4 роки тому +9

      Look at me and say what you said!
      Adult backpack
      Your never walking again
      What are you doing

  • @psych1134
    @psych1134 6 років тому +3285

    His voice is the most satisfying thing I’ve ever heard

    • @timothydufresne6209
      @timothydufresne6209 6 років тому +28

      Psych11 I know right?...did u subscribe yet?

    • @x.baughans3526
      @x.baughans3526 6 років тому +77

      Yeah he's like a white Morgan Freeman

    • @void2642
      @void2642 6 років тому +3

      If that’s the case, you haven’t heard too many things in your lifetime bud

    • @jamaicafox
      @jamaicafox 6 років тому +11

      Psych11 I thought it was just me

    • @psych1134
      @psych1134 6 років тому +3

      Yeah my life sucks void

  • @noribushi8946
    @noribushi8946 6 років тому +2128

    The understated "because... why... would you flavor them?" kills me.
    Great new actor!

    • @DiabetixDude14
      @DiabetixDude14 5 років тому +31

      whY ARE THEY POISONOUS?!?!

    • @shubham4845
      @shubham4845 5 років тому +2

      😂 😂 😂

    • @dukoth6552
      @dukoth6552 5 років тому +14

      also: this is the coldest thing I've ever held

    • @failingbadly24
      @failingbadly24 5 років тому +3

      Aww man I'm watching this at work and the whole tampon segment fucking killed me

    • @jonsnor4313
      @jonsnor4313 5 років тому +1

      The freaking shaving hamburger.

  • @BluDrgn426
    @BluDrgn426 5 років тому +563

    It's been almost a year since this debut and I still think this is one of the greatest sketches ya'll have ever produced!!

  • @cladysmith9505
    @cladysmith9505 3 роки тому +72

    Dude's acting in impeccable. Not over done and Feels 100% authentic. Delivery, mannerisms and facial expressions are perfect. Amazing actor. Hilarious and timeless due to this guy

    • @harukrentz435
      @harukrentz435 2 роки тому +1

      Wish he goes big screen soon. He deserves it.

  • @cjmarblebean8418
    @cjmarblebean8418 6 років тому +228

    That actor killed it.

  • @agro0
    @agro0 6 років тому +1303

    that new dude is rediculously good at acting

    • @speedbird1598
      @speedbird1598 6 років тому +63

      L. Willis I genuinely thought they got the actual tide ceo

  • @Bluechief6
    @Bluechief6 Рік тому +23

    "Why are you crying?" still gets me years later

  • @ethereal-dewd8409
    @ethereal-dewd8409 2 роки тому +28

    3:28 This legend literally subtly twitched his eye like he was about to lose his fucking mind, holy shit, Brennan was a gift to us from beings beyond our comprehension.

  • @Jay-tx7jf
    @Jay-tx7jf 5 років тому +3000

    “That’s a hamburger”
    “It’s a razor”
    “THAT’S A RAZOR”
    😂

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 5 років тому +39

      No, it's a razor disguised as a steamed ham.

    • @9bqll
      @9bqll 5 років тому +2

      hawkeye5955 what

    • @9bqll
      @9bqll 5 років тому +2

      The

    • @9bqll
      @9bqll 5 років тому +3

      Ruck

    • @destructo08
      @destructo08 5 років тому +4

      @@9bqll I prefer saying fudge.

  • @caroleautomobile2511
    @caroleautomobile2511 5 років тому +3011

    The tide pod
    He clean
    He soften
    He send you to your coffin

  • @linkthezombie
    @linkthezombie 5 років тому +211

    2:30-2:37 this is one of the best jokes I've ever seen out of college humor. It seems so real and unscripted.

  • @TheZizamie
    @TheZizamie 3 роки тому +197

    Can I just say how fantastic this introduction is? Brennan's reveal and first sketch wins an award leading to one of Dropout's most popular series. All in the span of a bit more than two years. Congrats Bren.

  • @nicupetricas9718
    @nicupetricas9718 5 років тому +4461

    "WHY ARE THEY POISONOUS!" Definitely my favorite part of the video

    • @tortle9336
      @tortle9336 4 роки тому +14

      I think it was everyone's

    • @Kevin-dt9xm
      @Kevin-dt9xm 4 роки тому +100

      its the line right before that that always gets me, "not only should none of these be flavored, because... why... would you flavor them
      this is the coldest thing ive ever held"

    • @teel3651
      @teel3651 4 роки тому +26

      They are Poisonous, so people don't eat them, of course

    • @TheJacobbridges25
      @TheJacobbridges25 4 роки тому +4

      Fucking same 😂😭

    • @g6a0912
      @g6a0912 3 роки тому +1

      One thousandth like :)

  • @Badmunky64
    @Badmunky64 6 років тому +773

    Good actor is good. I lost it on the burger.

  • @TheFallacy357
    @TheFallacy357 3 роки тому +97

    Is it just me, or is the Tide CEO the only one of the the entire CEO series to not go batshit crazy by the end of the sketch?

  • @jadenn.hernandez7784
    @jadenn.hernandez7784 5 років тому +150

    "you dont want an old guy telling you"
    *looks like hes 20 something years old*

  • @aerinpage
    @aerinpage 6 років тому +4123

    “Are we calling it a lollipop? I’d love to see one if I could.”
    _[long, tension building pause]_
    _[wheezes]_

    • @MultiZelda13
      @MultiZelda13 6 років тому +45

      Aerin Atkins did you find Trapp's script or something? What's happening here?

    • @bangotrue1089
      @bangotrue1089 6 років тому +12

      Fav part

    • @boomya1414
      @boomya1414 6 років тому +2

      Aerin Atkins 1000 th like

    • @cottonhare
      @cottonhare 6 років тому +4

      Schwinn D. Trapp’s script?

    • @bluepearl6368
      @bluepearl6368 6 років тому +2

      Aerin Atkins Same

  • @TKRKPCPanda
    @TKRKPCPanda 6 років тому +548

    Whoever wrote this needs to write the rest of the sketches because this is the First sketch in a while that actually made me physically laugh

    • @niyablake
      @niyablake 6 років тому +4

      I'm thinking they got new writers .

    • @destructive-_-d7122
      @destructive-_-d7122 6 років тому +4

      Same I don’t normally laugh at anything but this was quite good

    • @Leon-nc2bh
      @Leon-nc2bh 6 років тому +8

      The description always gives credit to the writer.

    • @PolyScope
      @PolyScope 6 років тому +5

      Yeah and guess what the writer was the actor too.

    • @TKRKPCPanda
      @TKRKPCPanda 6 років тому

      Tania Thanks. The guy usually does the narrating for some of the sketches which can be some of the best parts.

  • @justchopstick9898
    @justchopstick9898 5 років тому +506

    “THAT IS A HAMBURGER”
    “Actually that’s a razor”

    • @tortle9336
      @tortle9336 4 роки тому +31

      THATS A RAZOR?!?!?

    • @tortle9336
      @tortle9336 4 роки тому +23

      BRING ME SOME SHAVING CREAM RIGHT NOW

    • @ItzDaPohaku
      @ItzDaPohaku 4 роки тому +20

      @@tortle9336 and if it doesn't shave my face, it's your ass you get that right?

    • @dustinrausch5008
      @dustinrausch5008 4 роки тому +16

      Here we go!

    • @tortle9336
      @tortle9336 4 роки тому +17

      @@dustinrausch5008 oh man that's like baby's bottom smooth

  • @zakronthesheep
    @zakronthesheep 9 місяців тому +8

    "I'll kill you" has the ABSOLUTE PERFECT delivery

  • @VMP666
    @VMP666 5 років тому +2202

    "but Tide Pods are soap, and that's not food" is gotta be the single funniest line ever. Love these. Brennan is an MVP of the CEOs.

    • @zariajohnson9623
      @zariajohnson9623 5 років тому +1

      Mikolaj.Birek same! This is my favorite line and it took me OUT

    • @tidelaundrydetergent7853
      @tidelaundrydetergent7853 5 років тому +1

      Don’t we look appetizing though?

    • @icemanjr.5819
      @icemanjr.5819 5 років тому

      Mikolaj.Birek I feel like it gets funnier as the video goes on so ill have to disagree

    • @Logjambam
      @Logjambam 6 місяців тому +2

      I still think about it constantly

  • @squirrellord4343
    @squirrellord4343 6 років тому +2426

    "That's a hamburger." ".... It's a razor..." "THAT'S A GILLETTE RAZOR!?!" my favorite part of the whole video.

    • @seanrobert5900
      @seanrobert5900 5 років тому +50

      The hamburger is working for me.

    • @NotAManYouCanMend
      @NotAManYouCanMend 5 років тому +3

      Squirrel Lord they should change it to dollar shave club

    • @kederaji
      @kederaji 5 років тому

      @@NotAManYouCanMend that's not a Procter and Gamble brand. Gillette is.

    • @NotAManYouCanMend
      @NotAManYouCanMend 5 років тому +1

      kederaji that’s why I’m saying change it to dollar shave club, don’t advertise Gillette razors!

    • @kederaji
      @kederaji 5 років тому +3

      @@NotAManYouCanMend you don't seem to understand how brands work. All of the products in this commercial are P&G brands.

  • @davidjackson6320
    @davidjackson6320 4 місяці тому +5

    It's incredible that he did this the same day as the first episode of D20

  • @johncarte340
    @johncarte340 Рік тому +33

    This is quite literally the sketch that saved college humor.

  • @sumitrapandit1879
    @sumitrapandit1879 6 років тому +2164

    I hope the actual CEO of the company that makes Tide has seen this

    • @redericson1993
      @redericson1993 5 років тому +8

      Me too.

    • @Crazylegoman3791
      @Crazylegoman3791 5 років тому +4

      S Pandit that would be hilarious!

    • @kost.9423
      @kost.9423 5 років тому +1

      Yes CEO of Procter & Gamble spends his multi million dollar time to youtube, watching stupid videos about even stupider teenagers, dump enough to eat tide pods.

    • @5Davideo
      @5Davideo 3 роки тому +14

      I have no idea why this guy stole my name.

  • @mognr1
    @mognr1 6 років тому +704

    "WHY ARE YOU CRYING?" best part!

    • @lazyDudesGaming
      @lazyDudesGaming 6 років тому

      I don’t get the joke...

    • @scorpionwarrior8895
      @scorpionwarrior8895 6 років тому

      Lazy Dudes gaming lmao because he’s just letting her ass have it when she prob has literally nothing to do with his products names lol.

    • @scorpionwarrior8895
      @scorpionwarrior8895 6 років тому +2

      Lazy Dudes gaming it happens a lot when your an assistant trust me lol.

    • @lazyDudesGaming
      @lazyDudesGaming 6 років тому

      Haha lol XD

    • @kevinandliisaasilo9167
      @kevinandliisaasilo9167 6 років тому +1

      I wanted to like but it has 666 likes so I'll leave it.

  • @lizzyd9082
    @lizzyd9082 4 роки тому +132

    3:40 I took a drink of water and he said “it’s a razor” I spat
    I was not expecting that

    • @legacy3000
      @legacy3000 4 роки тому +3

      Lizzie Shepard The burger razor had me in tears

  • @renkanestark6945
    @renkanestark6945 4 роки тому +54

    I can't be the only one who came back here after seeing the new tide pod ceo video.

  • @vlaknall
    @vlaknall 5 років тому +3308

    WHY ARE THEY POISONOUS???
    Lmao

    • @bideabiere6125
      @bideabiere6125 5 років тому +3

      He is talking about tampons

    • @gabethebabe8187
      @gabethebabe8187 5 років тому +8

      yoni verachtert okay and?

    • @oliverjune1529
      @oliverjune1529 5 років тому +4

      They kill people, they aren't meant to be eaten even tho whatever dumbass who thought of it made it popular

    • @wanderingbufoon
      @wanderingbufoon 5 років тому +43

      @@gabethebabe8187 tampons shouldn't be poisonous. they go inside your body so it should never be poisonous. that's why he was so shocked.

    • @tidelaundrydetergent7853
      @tidelaundrydetergent7853 5 років тому +2

      -_-

  • @rockerchickrox
    @rockerchickrox 6 років тому +546

    “WHY ARE THEY POISON?!?” 😂

    • @lockdowndb4863
      @lockdowndb4863 6 років тому +2

      Cleo they contain chemicals that your body can't digest and are highly basic on the pH scale, anything 10 or above the pH scale is poison and you shouldn't them anywhere near your mouth.

    • @lockdowndb4863
      @lockdowndb4863 6 років тому +3

      Anything that cleans, you shouldn't eat because they are poison and they probable won't even taste good

    • @cristablythe9360
      @cristablythe9360 6 років тому +25

      He was referring to the quote on tampons. You tried to act smart. Ya failed to common sense.

    • @sciencenerd6623
      @sciencenerd6623 6 років тому +1

      Pipking gaming 1 It’s a freaking joke, calm down...

  • @wanderlustwarrior
    @wanderlustwarrior 4 роки тому +1000

    2 years later: The president says we should inject disinfectant into our lungs, and the CEO for Lysol had to do this exactly.
    Alternative facts are stranger than fiction. So when can I buy that burger?

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 роки тому +6

      lol You're dumb 😂

    • @kairuku8498
      @kairuku8498 4 роки тому +36

      PANZERFAUST90 *This person said this without any form of backing. And then they left*

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 роки тому +1

      @@kairuku8498 who

    • @headlight31
      @headlight31 4 роки тому +34

      LMAO they just made a part 2 of this and is talking about this exactly.

    • @lozzar1069
      @lozzar1069 4 роки тому +8

      youre gonna love the new episode

  • @therealparuparu3477
    @therealparuparu3477 3 роки тому +19

    Holy shit that's a good actor

  • @UndeadCraftHD
    @UndeadCraftHD 6 років тому +373

    *'That's a razor? THAT'S A GILLETTE RAZOR?!'*
    favourite part

  • @GutiTheJ
    @GutiTheJ 6 років тому +388

    REALLY good actor hope he's in more skits
    Didn't even know his name before this, Brennan Lee Mulligan

  • @sllimjimsinkhole
    @sllimjimsinkhole 8 місяців тому +4

    Had to come back to this after Zac was on the Yard, I can't believe this is Brennan's first sketch.

  • @optimousmaximous3027
    @optimousmaximous3027 5 років тому +24

    1:45
    T H I S I S C O T T O N C A N D Y

  • @AmrothYevital
    @AmrothYevital 6 років тому +571

    I just live for that "WHY ARE THEY POISONOUS" scream

  • @adama.948
    @adama.948 5 років тому +1460

    2:09
    W h y a r e y o u c r y i n g ?

    • @bobeck9443
      @bobeck9443 5 років тому +11

      Adam A. Because I’m sad

    • @helloitsarandomperson
      @helloitsarandomperson 5 років тому +14

      Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?

    • @nizneb
      @nizneb 5 років тому +3

      @@helloitsarandomperson omg all i could think was that XD

    • @redericson1993
      @redericson1993 5 років тому +1

      Stop fucking crying... Is the next step obviously...

    • @TakumiTheFAUSTScientist
      @TakumiTheFAUSTScientist 5 років тому +5

      *WHY ARE THEY POISONOUS?*

  • @Pentech2u
    @Pentech2u Рік тому +116

    When is Brennan going to do a CEO sketch for Logitech about the titanic submarine?

  • @THE1vbLLover69_
    @THE1vbLLover69_ Рік тому +18

    I love 2:09 and the lead up to it, he seems so genuine and just wants to be clear that he's been working hard and genuinely concerned with what his employees been doing

  • @Pinkiechugamer
    @Pinkiechugamer 6 років тому +284

    “Not only should none of these things should be flavoured, because why? But this is the coldest thing I’ve ever held”
    Another great line

  • @Kimmercore
    @Kimmercore 6 років тому +697

    Next week: *Tide CEO died from eating Tide Pods*

    • @Trustworthy_McLegitimate
      @Trustworthy_McLegitimate 6 років тому +1

      LOL. but it is kinda serious. We have Zonrox bleach bottles that have pictures of citrus fruits plastered on them. young kids cant read but they know that fruits are food. and What if the person you hired to clean couldnt read?

    • @alexbabin3127
      @alexbabin3127 6 років тому

      I would guess that a person you hired to clean would be able to distinguish a bottle of greenish liquid which unpleasantly smells like chlorine, has 5 types of "danger" signs on it and is stored under your sink, from, you know, edible citrus fruits

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 6 років тому +1

      kerbal program I have a sensitivity to poison, so I didn't get the tampons.

    • @kerbalprogram3405
      @kerbalprogram3405 6 років тому

      poemkid1 I'm sensitive to acid and alkalines they hurt my skin

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 6 років тому +1

      poemkid1 I'm only sensitive to poison and gluten, so...
      No tampons for me!

  • @quentinjohnson1694
    @quentinjohnson1694 3 роки тому +21

    "You pour powder into the mixer, you take you dryer stick right here and ...this is cotton candy." I lost it at that part.

  • @msweirdgaming4677
    @msweirdgaming4677 4 роки тому +42

    “The other stuff I don’t know about but, the hamburger is working for me.”

    • @moviehermit5631
      @moviehermit5631 3 роки тому +3

      Might have to do with the fact he was clean shaven without a hint of stubble before using the burger-razor

    • @ElpSmith
      @ElpSmith 3 роки тому +2

      And the little 👍 he does

  • @treehugger489
    @treehugger489 5 років тому +2375

    Is anyone else coming back to this video now that Tide has released detergent in containers that make it look like boxed wine lmao

    • @nigerianprincess101
      @nigerianprincess101 5 років тому +61

      treehugger489 This is even funnier now

    • @LaddieT
      @LaddieT 5 років тому +6

      Yes!

    • @thatkatkrazykid4742
      @thatkatkrazykid4742 5 років тому +65

      treehugger489
      I think tide has just given up at this point

    • @emoryrubyg9631
      @emoryrubyg9631 5 років тому +32

      treehugger489 😂😂😂 Can't wait for the new CEO apology of this

    • @wildreams
      @wildreams 5 років тому +7

      @@nigerianprincess101 LOL u are right. They should make a follow up to this video lol.

  • @alm2922
    @alm2922 6 років тому +865

    Get this guy a show already

    • @Barrobroadcastmaster
      @Barrobroadcastmaster 6 років тому +2

      Actually, this isn't a show- it's the new Tide fabric softener. You just press play and hold up your clothes in front of the screen and Brennan's voice softens the fabric. Do not eat your computer.

  • @PCDynamite
    @PCDynamite 4 роки тому +12

    When my old car starts up: 0:48

  • @renatocorvaro6924
    @renatocorvaro6924 3 роки тому +15

    Just came back to revisit this golden video of perfection.

  • @ConorHildebrandt
    @ConorHildebrandt 6 років тому +519

    I donno who this dude is, but his performance in this was tops!

  • @bigakhorizontal1058
    @bigakhorizontal1058 6 років тому +357

    Whatever is the youtube equivalent of an oscar, please give it to this man, he nailed this shit.

    • @Shubbes
      @Shubbes 6 років тому +3

      Mr.StealYo Girl nope a play button is given once you reach a certain amount of subscribers completely different to an Oscar

  • @kadenkahrl8167
    @kadenkahrl8167 4 роки тому +34

    The shaving cream should have been in a whipped cream canister

    • @XXStrong1
      @XXStrong1 4 роки тому +4

      Ahh, now you're thinkin' with portals!

  • @fatimar6885
    @fatimar6885 5 років тому +10

    1:50 she looks so awkward 👌 it is Perfect.

  • @michaelr9427
    @michaelr9427 6 років тому +120

    "Why are you crying?"

  • @jadedoe3916
    @jadedoe3916 6 років тому +196

    He's a great actor, more of this dude.

  • @jayson1505
    @jayson1505 2 роки тому +10

    3:04 this WAS a real world product, crest actually manufactured food paste for a limited time in the...mid century decades (40's-60's)

  • @Breenzy91
    @Breenzy91 8 місяців тому +3

    I can't believe it's been 5 years since we were delivered this incredible actor.

  • @Jack-gu4fc
    @Jack-gu4fc 6 років тому +4954

    I feel like this sketch has a new comedic tone than a lot of CH’s previous stuff. Great job, keep it up!

    • @videosforpeople8197
      @videosforpeople8197 6 років тому +59

      Just like the old days. Whoopee.

    • @dlooy9670
      @dlooy9670 6 років тому +33

      Yup this is my favourite sketch by them

    • @sadmanh0
      @sadmanh0 6 років тому +17

      it's like those fake iPhone ads

    • @manabe2237
      @manabe2237 6 років тому +37

      Yeah laughed harder than I have with this channel in 2 years

    • @videosforpeople8197
      @videosforpeople8197 6 років тому +23

      It's about time they quit their tired old formula.

  • @C.L.Hinton
    @C.L.Hinton 5 років тому +2530

    This sketch just gets funnier every time I watch it. And his performance has something new to catch with each viewing: I never noticed before today the way his left eye twitches when the voice offscreen says "Meal bag tested very well."
    I'm so glad they hired Brennan!

    • @bremensims6086
      @bremensims6086 5 років тому +23

      He was around for a while. You can see him in the "Eating With Your Rich Friends" video as the ghost.

    • @kishmeesh
      @kishmeesh 5 років тому +2

      I unliked because 666

    •  2 роки тому +1

      I too only realized today! And by that I mean three years later than you lol

    • @carissashley
      @carissashley Рік тому +1

      I’ve watched this over twenty times and it just doesn’t get old - that is a hard thing to do in comedy!

  • @rorysanford413
    @rorysanford413 6 місяців тому +2

    5 years later and im just now discovering this was brennans first sketch with college humor, good lord they caught lightning in a bottle with him

  • @bast713
    @bast713 9 місяців тому +2

    This was the beginning of something fantastic. Dimension 20 is the reason I subscribed to Dropout.

  • @mikeyrenee2003
    @mikeyrenee2003 6 років тому +374

    “That is a hamburger!”
    “It’s a razor.”
    “THATS A RAZOR?!”
    I’m actually dead 😂

    • @mrgibbets34
      @mrgibbets34 6 років тому +3

      Mickey Renee so is everyone else that bought these products

    • @humanbeing2299
      @humanbeing2299 6 років тому

      But he didn’t even have a beard in the first place so...

    • @mrgibbets34
      @mrgibbets34 6 років тому

      messy callum he could have some light facial hair

    • @gunrecon1143
      @gunrecon1143 6 років тому +3

      "If this doesn't shave my face, it's YOUR ass, you understand that right?"

    • @gunrecon1143
      @gunrecon1143 6 років тому

      messy callum
      "It's your ass" usually means "It's you whose going to pay" which in the context of a workplace generally means "It's you who's going to get fired."

  • @Konaustin113
    @Konaustin113 6 років тому +292

    Not gonna lie, honest to god the funniest thing to come out from CH in a long time

  • @ghoulishffx
    @ghoulishffx 11 місяців тому +3

    brennan lee mulligan has gotta be the best actor ive ever seen and its not just this sketch its all of them, plus dimension 20, plus his game changer monologues. he is so talented and so fvcking hilarious. gotta be my favorite in the CH cast honestly

  • @bwah_man
    @bwah_man Рік тому +4

    Missed opportunity to call the lollipops “Lolli-pods”

  • @whywelovefilm7079
    @whywelovefilm7079 6 років тому +3282

    "So we do make food?! So we do now make food?!"
    This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
    I beg you College Humor. Please do more of these PSA Announcements with Brennan. It's one of the funniest videos I have ever seen. His delivery cracks me up. He seems like a guy barely keeping it altogether.

  • @Candyman-Elite-Thunder
    @Candyman-Elite-Thunder 6 років тому +120

    "WHY ARE THEY POISONOUS!?"

    • @kairilyn
      @kairilyn 6 років тому

      LMAOO THAT KILLED ME!

  • @astonlp1407
    @astonlp1407 5 років тому +16

    He’s actually an incredible actor I’ve never laughed so hard!! Please do more of these with this actor

  • @dandydasyt4766
    @dandydasyt4766 Рік тому +9

    Brennan channeling his inner New Yorker DM rage for this one

  • @christianmorton294
    @christianmorton294 6 років тому +7210

    This is the funniest video I've seen out of collegehumor in probably a year or so.

    • @AJthatTALLguy
      @AJthatTALLguy 6 років тому +42

      totally agree

    • @hatchibyebye
      @hatchibyebye 6 років тому +61

      When it comes to viral sketch ads for multimillion companies it's pretty obvious that the college humor staff don't have a part in it, that's why the quality is always higher. More seasoned industry entertainers are commissioned and college humor is simply the platform/brand.

    • @ozozznozzy
      @ozozznozzy 6 років тому +20

      Javan uHnah it's like Cracked made a video and published it on college humor

    • @Notjacoblyon
      @Notjacoblyon 6 років тому +7

      It's all gone to shit since Owen left if you asked me

    • @danieldionne2037
      @danieldionne2037 6 років тому +1

      Christian Morton, I was thinking the same thing. Could have had a stronger ending, otherwise brilliant.

  • @pennydim8084
    @pennydim8084 6 років тому +232

    "THAT'S A HAMBURGER!"
    "it's a razor"
    I just died

    • @callmejoe8594
      @callmejoe8594 6 років тому

      Same.

    • @nathan19bane
      @nathan19bane 6 років тому

      Penny Dim that was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dr.unicornasdf9692
    @dr.unicornasdf9692 5 років тому +31

    no mater how many time i watch this ill never not laugh at "thow a flouride filled meal bag down your gullet"

  • @alexunderhay6185
    @alexunderhay6185 4 роки тому +8

    2:30 had me dying

  • @hitekx4065
    @hitekx4065 Рік тому +2

    The way they just put the hamburger out there like "here ya go" LOL

  • @awesomecats2096
    @awesomecats2096 4 роки тому +24

    "Why are they poisonous!"

  • @xiyanna
    @xiyanna 6 років тому +422

    This is amazing. I was gone at "why are you crying?"

    • @seignee
      @seignee 6 років тому +1

      Xiyanna Larkin Ikr Haha

    • @torpedex4600
      @torpedex4600 6 років тому +4

      for me i died at "ill kill you"

    • @krulen12
      @krulen12 6 років тому +1

      Torpedex "WHY IS THIS POISONOUS?!!?" killed me, dude 😂