Tumblr CEO: No More Porn
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pats corpse?
ok
What about releasing Dropout in More countries? (i.e Israel) I gave Katie my credit card for the cocaine in the meantime. I really want it back.
For real though, Tumblr has some of the best porn. High def artsy bondage pics ftw!
They'll realise their mistake when about a quarter to a third of their traffic disappears
“I’ve seen bigger”
“WHERE?”
“Tumblr”
😂 dead
I choked on air when I saw this part LMAO...real talk tumblr was my way to look at porn at work...I just I have to resort to Reddit and Pinterest
😂😂
@@Lathander81 u watching porn on Pinterest? Tf lmaooo
Lathander81 tumblr was the only app i NEVER opened in public because every 1/5 pics in my feed was indeed porn
This fucking killed me
Remember the rule 34 before commenting here.
"Be Polite."
Will you please let me ship your avatar with the code that makes up this video?
There I followed rule 34.
Rule 34 is "If it exists, there is porn of it"
the avatar he is using is the male character for pokemon oras
Damian9303
and that rule has already been applied to your profile pic too
@@orlando780 ngl pfp character do be kinda polite doe 😳
tumblr banning porn is like google disabling searching
Annie Sanders ain't that the truth
tumbler banning porn is like google disabling searching...
for porn.
@@YourArmsGone very nice sir
No everyone uses Tumblr for porn.
It has some good shit there but then... I dived into it it’s were everything everywhere went wrong
This will literally be the OnlyFans CEO in October
Edit: They saw the handwriting on the wall and retracted
Brennan could literally just do this again about OnlyFans with a couple of tweaks lol
Here in tribute after that announcement… * lights candle * Not a customer myself, but seemed to provide safety and self-determination to S*x Workers. What a gross decision… There needs to be pushback against groups like Cry Exodus that pressure companies into conflating sexual slavery and abuse of minors etc (which should of course be investigated and prosecuted) with people independently working for themselves as consenting adults creating content bought by other consenting adults. It’s like when they pushed SWs off Craigslist. Pushing people off these platforms doesn’t make them safer. It takes away options that lets them work online, let’s them connect with potential clients on their own terms, etc. It does not prevent S*x Work; it forces people back to more dangerous and exploitative conditions.
this **was** the OnlyFans CEO about two weeks ago
I'm really hoping they do one of these for onlyfans.
They must have watched this video, cause they’ve now retracted that
Coming here after learning Tumblr's value dropped from $1.1B to $3M
same
I feel like everybody who used tumblr was there, at least partially, for the porn. Whether it was meme porn or useable porn. Y'know?
Yo Soy bruh I’m pretty sure everyone was on there for porn
any chance twitter and reddit might take that "wholesome" route as well?
@@blizzforte284 nah, they're not suicidal.
Since when did BDSM stand for Buddies doing social media?
It's always been Bible Discussion/Study Meetings.
William Rogers NO. NO. GOD NO.
@TFFC Mikkebak everyone here knows bro
@TFFC Mikkebak r/wooosh
@Kristopher Sheikh same thing. Why else does my pastor ask me over for sacrificial wine and crackers
@Kristopher Sheikh : That's how the priests operate.
Tumblr, the first social media platform to knowingly commit suicide.
Nope. Google tried to pull this same shit with Blogspot in 2015 and immediately back tracked - however Google's backflip didnt get as much attention as Tumblr's dumbass decision did.
Not even remotely close. See also: The Great LiveJournal Purge of 2005, and the sale to Six Apart.
Because it can't handle all the furies so they committed suicide
Livejournal
I guess it's fitting for a platform of which a major part is suicidal teenagers
I followed an NSFW tumblr account, and after they announced the porn ban, he posted a compilation of screenshotted posts from neo-nazi accounts and was like "glad tumblr has their priorities straight."
I think im in parasocial love with him lmfao
That about sums up large internet based corporations.
How about removing both?
@@XtoDoubt25if a platform becomes a porn site by accident then they COULD remove both but the neonazi stuff would do nowhere near the damage to their value than removing porn. People basically only used it for porn, so just from a business standpoint its a bad idea to remove it all
People should have the right to say stupid crap like neo-nazi propaganda. But porn seems less of a free speech issue due to the availability of other more popular porn sites
And now Tumblr is 97% porn.
Life, uh, life, finds a way.
Wait porn is back?
@@almalone3282 They changed the tagging system. I hope you don't really like citrus fruits for some reason.
@@phantomspecter6223 so its back?
@@kmarci0620 basically yes.
@@phantomspecter6223 lemon fanfics for the win!!
Buddies doing social media together
Saqvobase: did...did you just create a new genre of porn
Hey look! It says BDSM! Clap it up everybody!
Reminds me of: News Activism means better living for all... or..... Nambla
How to remember phylum, class, order, family, genus, species
please come over for gay sex
Even without looking at the acronym it makes, it still sounds like a genre of porn.
His acting is the best. He's so sweet and he looks so hopeful when she says she's found a non porn post haha.
btp248 how does this have no comments (besides me) after 11 months?
@@Mugruncher Grant and Cornelius Fudge watch
I know they really had to dig past the porn and non nazi socialists to get to nazis
He should have said "Uhhh, freedom of speech, heard of it? YES TAKE IT DOWN!
Marley but make sure to photoshop the “cream” on his face
"Consider the thriving mascot community"
Me: Oh no
OH YES
I miss my goldfish.....
@@Zombie_Chow I'm sorry
@@HUNTR11 thanks. I hope mascots everywhere get everything they deserve
We all knew what it really was.
"I've seen bigger."
"Where?"
"Tumblr."
Go to...
Wow u watched the video too huh
"I've seen bigger"
"where?"
"omegle
No offense but i pretty much left exact comment a month before this one. And zero likes.
Why do people hate me.
...whatever, that moment still should be top comment
I died😂
*Watches as Tumblr loses it's entire userbase*
We are the true victores
@@xaviergriffith3417 honestly true
Not everyone uses Tumblr for porn.
@@KoshVader yeah, I've seen 9 of them still posting.
Technically still have an account but I abandoned it and forgot my password so yeah.
Carmen cracks me up. The fact she's a quiet, disembodied voice for the entire video makes her exchanges with Pancake even funnier
"I've seen bigger"
"Where?"
"Tumblr"
"OH GO TO---"
“Why is nobody obeying rule 34, be polite?”
_“That’s not rule 34.”_
“Is there a different rule 34?”
_"A very different rule 34.”_
*VERYYYY DIFFERENT*
Rule 34: If it exists, Tony Stark is able to build it in a cave. With a box of scraps.
@@SquatterLoki so he can't build my sanity
Huh.
If it exists, then Big Chungus is from among us
I'm going to be honest i didn't get this one. But I'm scared to search what "rule 34" is.
"Ive seen bigger."
"Where?"
"Tumblr"
I died
i lol'ed so hard
The second that was playing on the vid I see your comment couldn't have been better timing than this
I'd like but it's at 420 rn sooo
@@fayes2201 whats 420?
@@isahal2252 that your comment has 420 likes
*BUDDIES DOING SOCIAL MEDIA* I died.
IT'S FULL OF WHAT?!
Cassandra Bankson wow.... you are beautiful. ☺️
If you died physically you most likely would not be able to write that comment, you laughed
Better get a casket then.
To be fair social media is quite the masochistic thing
Tumblr: Even if your post isn’t porn, we’ll still flag it cause our site isn’t already dead
stop stalking me, I saw you more than actual stickmans
....why are you everywhere?!?....
@@itsok5954 good question
I just got something flagged. It was innocent pics comparing book covers. (^-^)'
Edit: I temporarily got my post flagged + hidden where I showed the screenshot of this flagged reblog. Lol.
It's true. I reblogged a video of Darren Criss playing piano and singing to a baby (whose mother was filming it) and it got flagged. Because apparently, the most wholesome, G rated, thing is porn now.
I love how he didnt realize his supposed favorite fanfictions was so blatantly porn, until reading it in the video.
Imo I think realistically he just found some random one off the site and never really had a favorite. But sketch wise that is funny.
Rule of thumb: If any executive of any company that has a lot of user-generated content ever claims to personally like a specific thing, they first saw that specific thing no more than two weeks ago.
"I've seen bigger"
"Where?"
"Tumblr"
Couldn't even get that right
*T U M B R L*
911 likes
Stay
@@bara9880 what are you, 12?
@@Usagi1992 whats wrong with helping people remember the emergency number ?
*”that’s why I started the bdsm tag”* BUDDIES DOING SOCIAL MEDIA
well...
"hey buddy wanna do social media with me?"
is the new "netflix and chill"
I bet there is a porn of that
It's actually Business Development, Sales and Marketing.
Hey funny you repeated the joke from the video I get it
"I've seen bigger"
"Where??!"
"Tumblr"
😂😂😂😂😂
ROSSAY that got me laughing even harder
Lmfao
Possibly the best joke of the entire thing.
ROSSAY *originality* 100
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
This video is way funnier now that Tumblr has unbanned porn; and as a Tumblr user from before the porn ban, who never left, I can confidently say that before, during, and after the ban the amount of porn never actually changed.
I agree. However, a lot of porn was removed. This means that the derivative of the amount of porn, aka the rate of porn being stored on Tumblr, did change. Calculus is fun.
@@tristanmitchell1242 Porn is not stored on tumblr, it is stored in the balls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Difference is you couldn't tag it or it would be removed, so you weren't able to avoid it using the block tag feature
The porn bots are thriving even MORE post-ban too. Clearly not a problem at all... unless they're trans ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Yeah the porn bots went no where huh. I'd say 50% of my followers are porn bots
All the porn is taken off of Tumblr and then their are only three people left on the whole site.
All of them asking for the porn back.
😅 this actually strange coz i never knew that there was that much nsfw things in tunblr until the issue started
@Chappie_Boy_Gaming Tumblr accidentally became the largest p*** site on the internet and now they're losing all their business to the second largest.
@@zatzu Congratz. You're going to heaven
@@Immortal_Liberty You'll fit right in with the new Tumblr.
Lets be real, the camera crew was laughing their asses off behind the scenes
It probably took a lot of takes to even say all that dialog with a straight face.
@@nubreed13 I'm pretty sure that some of it is improvised because their are bloopers where he says something g different for one of the ceo vids
Wouldn’t you? I know I would.
0:37 the actor was laughing his ass off in front of the scenes :p Listen closely and watch his mouth and you'll see Brennan using every ounce of his willpower to not corpse and still almost failing
All Harry Potter slashfic should include, somewhere in the story, the phrase, "...and Cornelius Fudge gets to watch."
Comedy Boom Dolores Umbridge and a herd of Centaur...and Cornelius Fudge gets to watch.
The sorting hat and the giant squid ... And Corniluous Fudge gets to watch.
Ron gets to strip voldemorts corpse, and Cornelius fudge gets to watch
*And Cornelius Fudge gets to watch...*
Hagrid and Viktor Krum both polyjuice potioned to look like Cornelius Fudge, and Cornelius Fudge gets to watch.
2:40 "Conservatively... what percentage has Tumblr's value been lost."
98%
Conservatively, do you even English?
Dobby is Tumblr CEO now
Yes.
I am the CEO when it comes to having two dangerously cute girlfriends and bragging about them everywhere
@@AxxLAfriku preach, I'm a huge fan
And Harry Pancake gets to watch
Meanwhile, Harry still isnt free
4:31
Yabba Dabba Doo me against the wall
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I was like 420
That gay?
Yabba Dabba Screw me Daddy
( ͡°з ͡°)
His acting really sold it, I didn't expect to laugh so hard.
Thousandth like
Yabba dabba do not search under there
he is an amazing actor
Tumblr banning porn is like Reddit restricting API access...
... Oh wait
It would be like Twitter forcing you to make an account just to view any content.
...wait. 😐
@@fedeac31 It would be like not being able to dislike things on youtube.
...Wait a minute
"I've seen bigger..."
"Where?"
"Tumblr"
The utter look of defeat on his face killed me.
*Dobby is the master now, Mr Potter*
If you think happy thoughts something silver will come our of your wand mr. Potter
I’m dead 😂
I will forever be scarred. Mentally and emotionally
CAN YOU NOT 🤣
oh god nooooooo!
Conservatively, I think PornHub didn't even reach the 98% mark.
Nope. More like 97. Think about (The Comments)...
I'm very inclined to agree
I’m sure pornhubs customer activity shot up
5% minecraft/fortnite
well... they now have a SFW section too...
filled to the brink with memes... the good stuff
so maybe... like... 75%
"And Cornelius Fudge gets to watch"
-Dobby, Harry Potter and the Wand of Impossible Girth
*Tumblr userbase drops 100%*
Justin Y. Bruh notifications be like holy shit
Phill Swift and flex tape posts rise by 100
101%
100% of replies
“I see you everywhere”
stop stalking me I saw you more than my dad
These CEO videos are easily some of the best content college humor has put out in a while
Brennan's arguably one of the better cast members they've had in years
This is the best since If google was a Guy
Not written by them, that's why
@@muatra3651 Indeed, Brennan is amazing. Got me hooked on their DnD mainly because of him, enough to get me to do their subscription.
Trust especially the tide Pods one
"well, i dont understand what the octopus is getting out of any of this. and frankly, the young woman doesnt look very happy, either"
That’s always kinda been my take away from hentai
Same here, when you see that tentacle tag, you gtfo
I dont even think it gets any pleasure from this
The name of that hentai is Boy Meets harlem :)
Thanks for the suace ! 👌🏻
I am saying it right here....Brennan Lee Mulligan's perfectly cut screams is a gift to humanity
Tumblr: **bans porn**
**site gets deleted**
Love your icon
I see you are a fellow Rikka fan
Ech kinda yes she is cute
:D
Staff: *surprised pikachu meme*
“Dobby is Master now”
And Cornelius Fudge gets to watch.
I’m watching it again and reading comments and this went perfectly to what he was saying
This reminds me of Gollum's "acceptance speech" on the 2003 MTV Movie Awards, specifically, his off-color insinuations about Dobby and Smeagol...
"[X] CEO" is one of my favorite CollegeHumor series! Please do more!
They need important events for that, so you should maybe ask big companies to make fails or scandals instead if you want more episodes.
@@estelian5959 luckily they kinda do this a lot, so we just have to wait
Brennan is a national treasure
The CEO series is great but I really miss the Star Wars parody with the Troopers...
Yess
Tumblr getting rid of porn was like a strip club owner thinking everyone was there for the wings.
"I don't understand what the octopus is getting out of this"
comedy gold
Binyamin Fredman I said the same thing when I saw Aquaman.
xDDD
Oh I Do
"And frankly the young woman doesn't seem very happy either."
Fun fact: male octopi store their semen in one of their tentacles, that the usually males (literally) tear off and present to the females for them to use if the female isn't into sex at the moment. Technically speaking, an octopus that is...uh...doing tentacle injection to something would accurately depict them trying to mate.
9%-90%
That escalated quickly
98%
*scream like a girl*
Gotta love how horrified he looked when he thought she was just saying "9".
@@luxeternity Aaaaaaaahh!!
Went from a very small fraction to nearly the entire site lmao
honestly i wish tumblr's ceo was this smart, currently he's the most hated man on tumblr after having a meltdown when he was called out for presiding over flagrantly transphobic moderation policies and even following a trans woman that he banned onto other websites to harass her over it.
*BDSM* = Buddy's Doing Social Media
Whaddya MEAN that's not what it stands for?!
It's Safe, Fun, and Wholesome! 😂
I mean... the first two words are tecnically correct? XD
@Blue-Quill Cardinal if you actually watch the video, he's actually just quoting the guy. And that's the joke. You're the whoosh guy here not him, lol.
Blue-Quill Cardinal r/wooooooooooooooooosh
wHy Is EvErYoNe On ThE iNtErNeT sO hOrNy
Because if they were getting laid, they wouldn't be on the Internet xD
Adrian Pietkiewicz
Wise
You formatted the meme incorrectly
@@TheAlps36 That is so true.
@@TheAlps36 It's a little sad to read this comment... On the internet. For both of us I guess :(
Frankly, I don't know what the octopus is getting out of this.
Yes, this is the question we think of while watching hentai.
You know it
Morgan Rogue Uh... Doesn’t the octopus get a lot out of it? They get to fondle a hot guy/girl. T-that’s pretty good...
@@pepperraven225 wait there is some with guys? never seen that:D
Apotekarius Ri Yep... I’ve seen a lot... It’s pretty cool :D
Erutan Egaro I mean... You’re not wrong.
“And Cornelius Fudge gets to watch.” Is such an amazing sentence,
The CEO series is top-tier comedy
So true
The best thing they did since Precious Plum. Watch THIS get slapped behind a paywall too.
Gets rid of porn but ignores porn bots Tumblr logic
the bots just post SFW porn which is fully clothed folk.
@@JE-zl6uy Yeah, but they started this whole "taking down anything NSFW but also flagging SFW things but not flagging the literal pedophiles and nazis because we want to kill our website" thing because people complained about the spam from porn bots.
Hey, you're that guy I keep seeing in google plus.
@@firsttosayfirsttwice615 Yeah, I'm pretty active there, it's my main social media platform. Too bad it's shutting down soon.
@@theweepingskull9839 yeah
"what percentage of our platform is porn"
"nine"
"nine!?!
"ninety"
"NiNeTy!"
"Ninety-eight"
Pause
"AHHHHHHHH"
So basically 100% full of porn, with a -2% margin of error. I don’t know if that’s how margin of error works, but hey, I tried.
And it turns out that this is the same percentage that was lost when selling Tumblr.
Can you post the time stamp?
@@epicman720 2:39
That has to be a meme. It simply HAS to be XD
*"THE FROG'S GOT TITS OUT TO HERE, CARMEN I'VE NEVER SEEN BIGGER TITS IN MY LIFE"*
One of the all-time best lines from this series
That woman's comedic timing is solid gold.
she was cracking me up with those corrections
"I've never seen breasts that big!"
"I have."
"Where?"
"Tumblr."
Priceless.
This was the very first thing I ever saw Brennan in.
"Well I don't understand what the octopus is getting out of any of this... and frankly the young woman doesn't look very happy either." XD
Thumbs up number triple six.
Cartoon tag, ladies and gentlemen
@@VixxKong2
It should have its own tag.
Frankly, he has a point. None of them benefit from any of this.
She's smiling on the inside.
The most unrealistic part of this is the idea that the tumblr search function ever works
😂😂 “And Cornelias Fudge gets to watch.” Not gonna lie, pretty sure Rowling wrote that herself
These days? Probably.
HAHAHAA
Nahhh she's too bigoted to be writing something so inclusive
"Dobby is master now"
And yet she still refuses to expand on Dumbledore's sexuality. Coward
The porn bots started using the SFW tag to get past the tag bots! It's Bot vs Bot! and NO ONE IS WINNING.
Tumblr is shit regarding policing their own site and regularly make stuff worse
"WHOEVER WINS, WE LOSE"
It's so easy to get effective countermeasures against bots... But Tumblr decided to nuke everything instead of use weedkiller to kill the weeds.
Tumblr demographic:
10% furry communities
69% porn community
20% celebrity community
1% regular community
Should point out that the first three have *considerable* amounts of overlap
I'd say more:
69% Porn
12% Celebrity
10% Furry
4% "Feminist"
3% Feminist
1% Trying too hard to be Edgy
1% People just trying to have fun
1000% Furry Communities
it breaks down to
999.999% Porn
0.001% Normality
@@PootisDuspunsurHarambe 1000% Furry Communities? Thats 10 times more furry communities than the total number of communities :O
Haha, 69%, I see what you did there.
"This is seizing the means of production?"
I mean....
"my little pony" cute cartoon, aimed for little girls
that should be safe, non-porn area,right?
...right?
Dont search any cartoon, really.
Actually, *no* cartoon is safe from r34. :p
Who's gonna tell him?
@@Usagi1992 Even Rule 34 isn't safe from Rule 34.
@@Usagi1992 not even continents are safe
All that will be left are porn bots trying to talk to one another.
I can only imagine the conversation between them lol
Newb Saibot I hate that you’re not in mortal kombat x
"And that, kids, was when the machines first gained consciousness and began plotting our downfall."
Can you teleport?
Pea for brains.
I literally made a Tumblr for the sole purpose of viewing porn.
Feels
Same. Literally deleted the app when the porn got removed
@@yichern4351 This "family friendly" shit needs to stop.
Same, and I made a Twitter just to follow my nsfw artists
@@Zotonn same
4:22 We now come to the age old question: "What does the octopus get out of this?"
Truly one of the greatest mysteries of this industry.
We may never be able to fully grasp the answer.
*Fun fact: Octopuses can taste with their arms.*
Well now it all makes sense.
I literally found out Tumblr had so much porn from the announcement they're getting rid of it. All these years, I never knew.
I feel like I'm being invited to a huge epic party after everyone went home...
Welcome to the feeling of my life.
Omg I hate that feeling
did you just,,, forget to turn off safe mode?
@@ShyFly221 I never used Tumblr to begin with
@Lucas de Abreu I never knew it was a place to look for porn. If I did I would have used it a lot. I had no reason to go otherwise but I would have went for the porn if I knew about it. I'd never go to a site called "xhamster" until I found out what it offered
It's like I'm eating pizza at this one store my whole life bc it's on the route home from work and just found out there's a ton of great pizza I never heard about off a short detour, but now it's closing down. But I would have gladly went out of my way to try it if i knew
*YABBA DABBA DO NOT SEARCH UNDER THERE*
Edit:i forgot i made this lol
Is it like babba yagga but... Uhhh... Nfsw?
I literally scrolled on this comment right when it played.
Wholesome? More like holesome
I would like this, but I wanna keep the likes at 69
so sfh?
Hahahahaha Stop
@@jonathanwilliams3607 let's make it 420 instead
Wholesome? More like *Foursome*
OH MY GOD THEY LISTENED. PORN BAN HAS BEEN LIFTED*. THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
*with some caveats
Say “psych” right now.
What are the caveats?
"Dobby is master now" 🤣🤣
And cornilieus fudge will watch
😂😂
And you know what's funny? Not only that probably there is a fanfiction like that but ALSO, there are more extreme fanfictions than that.
LOLOLOLOL
@@Arthas771 There is tons of dumbledore and 10 year old harry, one drunken harry having a orgy with fudge and umbridge, several harry and dementor, uh lets see oh i came across one of a slutty harry who screws everyone but dobby and i do mean everyone centaurs and random animals included but nope not dobby so dobby decides to rape him.....hmmmm oh came across a hagrid and ginny fic where ginny becomes a pony girl, came across one of Sirius Black training baby harry to be a sex slave....still does not top that phil and lil from rugrats while their parents watch one i found on AFF so many years ago come to think of it i found most of those on AFF god they were all like watching a train wreck it's completely horrific and disgusting but you can't look away cuz you keep thinking this can't get any worse and yup yup it can especially when you realize that somewhere someone is fapping to that. Seriously though never look up your childhood cartoons to see if rule 34 really is true because it is seriously i have found Mowgli and Kaa vore before and i know there is much worse out there ugh
Laughed so hard I was literally, and I mean literally, in pain.
Maybe you should get that checked out
@@matthagerman7573 On the other hand, he may simply be over the age of 30.
You broke your laugh box
TheReaverOfDarkness I really wish that wasn’t a reasonable explanation. Well, make it 40...
the vomit scene was the best and you cant say everyone didn't do that at least once watching tumblr
Can we all appreciate the fact that Brendan has written all of the CEO sketches
Edit: yeah it's Brennan not Brendan
Jeffrey Jones yes
of course!!!
Jeffrey Jones yes this is one of my favorite series
The fact that people just acknowledged your comment instead of *Brennan is why I love this fanbasw
AGREED
“Comrades never leave an ass uneaten” Stalin got wild 💀💀💀
That's Karl Marx...
I thought "Creampie" was some kind of pie with vanilla or chocolate cream pie. Still scarred me to this day.
Hahaha! I thought the same too but that was years ago lmao!
You can do both.
@@k.-flynn at the same time even well if it was the old tumblr anyway
Best type of pie...
I always thought it meant a bunch of guys nutting onto a pie and the last one to nut has to eat it.
A friend told me..
I love the CEO videos!
It's like if World of Warcraft banned people without girlfriends.
On the bright side it'd be much easier to get a perfect girlfriend. Lol
50th like lol
.....was that a shot? :p
@Jehovah true love doesn't exi-
Does internet boy/girl friends count? xD
If so, we'd probably only lose like... 35%
This feels very prescient with the goings on on Tumblr currently.
Tumblr is slowly realizing that to get rid of all porn on their site they have to delete their entire site.
I hope they dont then those creepers will start to come outside. Then we will have to call in swat teams to contain them.
@@driftingwolf0 they are already outside. Devianart was their plan B (you DON'T want to research anything related to sonic on it....)
@@Sir_Bucket I would like you know now that you came up with the idea and I have put it to action, that I now think that furries should be classified under infestation species and should be eliminated. Also zootopia is almost as bad.
driftingwolf0 they went to Twitter most want to look for therapy but the other creeps think it’s good
i'm comming from the future! tumblr has been bought for 3 million by yahoo after it was sold for 3 billions
BDSM - Bible Discussion/Study Meeting
Mandogy - Games Welcome to the Catholic Church 😂
That just makes bdsm even sexier.
Jesus Christ *(our Lord and savior)*
Mandogy - Games I’ve been to church and they had that and I was like “SHIT SHIT how do I tell the preacher but don’t embarrassing.”
😂😂
The nipple policy was one of the most confusing things I’ve read on Tumblr.
The nuance of the policy is ruined because its AI does not have the capacity to distinguish them
Put a "creative art" section on pornhub... There ya go.
@@redericson1993 or just go to deviantart mature content
faithonleaves nothing is confusing about it. White men in charge only consider women, as a whole, their personal sex objects and it being given in any form to anyone else but them is unacceptable.
somniumxscelerisque 2090 well no, I already know about that shitty basis of life between men and women. it’s confusing to me because Tumblr were like “nipples showcasing for righteous movements and for platonic art purposes are good and proactive” but “boobs that look sexualizing are bad” and then last week, their system caught some cat drawing and was like “THIS BOOB PICTURE IS BAD FOR OUR POLICY” aND NOW I DON’T KNOW WHY A CAT IS AN ILLEGAL BOOB POLICY. DO YOU SEE WHAT I’M SAYING. NO, NO ONE GETS IT. WHICH IS WHY THIS IS AN UNNECESSARY ISSUE HERE.
Unironically, this parody would be a better CEO than the real one.
Tumblr doesn’t feel so good after making that announcement.
I feel very good because I have two dangerously hot UA-camr girlfriends!
Axxl are you bragging about dating your sisters again?
That's why we're all moving to Pillowfort
"That is not indicative what the furry community is about."
"It, It extremely is"
They're both right. The furry community isn't all about porn, but it DEFINITELY makes up a very large portion of the furry community.
I feel like people can be very judgemental about the furry community, even if it is largely sex. Everyone is into different things and everything is weird to someone.
Aoife M I guess it should be said there are simply things we shouldn’t do
@@cycloid2326 like having fun without hurting anyone else with your own personal hobby?
Well, it makes up a lot of the Tumblr one.
People don't really understand anthro characters are much better to put personality. Imagine Disney's Robin Hood if they weren't expressive animals? I come from a furry gallery, and the amount of creativity that goes into all OCs I see (and draw for commissions) is something else entirely. Yea they are all hella horny, but at leastthey put actual though into their characters.
I know this is satire but for a very long time they were actively ok with adult content "go nuts show nuts whatever" is a direct quote from the community guidelines.
They didn't care until Apple took them off the app store because of the porn bots and child porn, which they've never done anything to try to combat. So they nuked all NSFW content in the most ineffective way possible, so that all the stuff they were trying to get rid of is still there but a big chunk of their user base isn't (and even more are pissed off)
There have neen some law changes in the use combating sex trafficking online.
Unfortunately the laws are more harmful than good, and make websites liable so a lot of them are changing their policies to be "extra safe". Most just arent announcing their changes.
Dumb thing is, it's done almost nothing to stop the porn bots. Account creation and uploading is automated by scripts. Take one down, a couple more take its place, and it doesn't require any effort. Porn bots are still flooding the site. The only difference now, is the porn isn't tagged as NSFW. That means more posts and accounts to manually review. Verizon execs who own and control Tumblr have only created more fruitless work for their employees, and made it more likely for users to encounter unlabeled porn they were avoiding.
@@ShadowAbomination Wait, so there's jobs opening up at Verizon for finding, tagging, and eliminating porn on Tumblr?
...can I apply?
I mean I used to have a Tumblr too, but maybe at least I can make a living out of ruining spammers' days and seeing porn at the same time.
@@Nyonics you'll be like an ex-con becoming an under cover cop. You'll use your old contacts to find news ones and just start snitching on everyone. But at the same time saving the best post and pictures for yourself or to post later on some secret account you have marked as safe and wholesome. Then after eliminating all your competitors you'll be the only safe source of porn in tumblr.
"I don't understand what the octopus is getting out of any of this, and frankly the young woman doesn't look like she's having any fun either."
This guy is literally the ceo of every company of the world
...that's the joke
He's a busy guy. There's a lot of companies to run. Got to respect that.
Too bad all his businesses are controversial.
@@CrimsonArtsStudios this went right over your head.....
To quote the almighty Thanos:
"To feel so desperately that you're right..... And yet to fail, all the same."
Reality is often disappointing
...I hope they remember you
Kenneth Loh Kah Chun that's what people in this world today don't get. Too pampered to see that the world is cruel and horrible and just because the world is nice to them doesn't mean it gets better
The most unrealistic part of this video is the idea that Tumblr’s search engine would actually yield any of this stuff. Anyone who has spent any amount of time on Tumblr knows that the search engine is absolute crap.
"Samwise and Frodo, sharing a villa in the Tuscan countryside"?
So like... they're on a honeymoon?
"Freedom of speech, ever heard of it?" LOL
@MelonLikeAFellon The "alt-left" doesn't exist
@MelonLikeAFellon Alt-left is a false equivalence used to dilute the terrible beliefs and the acts those beliefs support. Its a transparent tactic and you not seeing that makes me think you're a kid or uninformed. I mean seriously saying that America has a problem with a radical left group shows you don't know how to the right our political system is, to the point "liberals" in America would be conservatives in other democracies.
@@gororo9380 Actually Antifia is a good example of the alt left comparable to the neo nazi groups of the alt right. In that they believe it is justified in using violence against anyone they perceive as "nazis" (used as a broad definition used to encompass encompass anyone they disagree with) as well as the growing extermist leftist movements that advocate for violent "revolution".
@@gororo9380 Actually if your first response to the claim that there is a comparable radical leftist movements to the alt right, is to claim it as a mere "distraction" on the part of the right then maybe you are missing the point. Perhaps it's time for both the "left" and the "right" to self reflect and consider the criticisms of the other side to prevent further antagonisms that push people to the radical "alts"
@MelonLikeAFellon Orgs that exist for supporting and uplifting the opressed and discriminated communities they represent is the same as Nazis that call for the genocide of an entire race ? Lmao what's wrong with you Americans ?
The real joke is Tumblr's search feature making any logical sense or getting an accurate estimated number of results, as if it was Google or something
I'm just saying! I get a not found on some of the most basic searches in the app
preach
The tumblr ceo doesn't know what the internet is
I mean he though rule 34 was be polite
The internet is for porn
@@deadtoallnohonornohope shut up
@@deadtoallnohonornohope that's an old one.. the good old days when memes were memes, the men were men, and the sheep were scared..
@@Hi-vi3mjI'm sorry it's the harsh reality of human nature primates are weird
meanwhile, old tumblr Q&A:
What about nsfw stuff?
Go nuts, show nuts, whatever.
Brenan quietly saying "excuse me, what?" Is probably one of the funniest recurring jokes on the channel
The 2% that's not porn is cats. Just cute, wholesome cats. Cats dressed up for holidays, cats sleeping, cats snuggling, cats handing their kitten to their human so they can have some alone time; normal, innocent cat stuff.
and the only users left completely unaffected are... _drum roll_ ... the tumblr cat community
@@juliec5151 not true. I'm sure the cats in porn got taken down. That was cute and funny
Some cute cats got flagged as adult content though...
Yeah but I saw someone Photoshop her tits onto her cat the other day to get it past the bots. It was a boy cat, so technically not even against the rules.
Don't worry Pikagirl541, we're already in the works on how to ruin that too.
That bdsm joke was hilarious!
@Kyle Gribble "Buddies doing social media". That's what he thought the acronym
IKR! 😂
Kyle Gribble BDSM is an acronym for porn involving bondage, domination, whipping, etc.
It's also an acronym for *Buddies Doing Social Media*