i have not laughed this hard for a very long time

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  • @smartypantsdropout
    @smartypantsdropout 7 місяців тому +20387

    but it would feel good, guys.

    • @Duke-bt9mj
      @Duke-bt9mj 6 місяців тому +290

      As someone on the internet, no.

    • @laurenpaus7608
      @laurenpaus7608 6 місяців тому +487

      sounds like someone who’s into sounding 🧐🧐🧐

    • @androart1817
      @androart1817 6 місяців тому +266

      @@laurenpaus7608sounds like someone who’s into oviposition too

    • @MaggiDaC
      @MaggiDaC 6 місяців тому +74

      i don't know what you're not getting about this

    • @damnedifidonut
      @damnedifidonut 6 місяців тому +18

      Ew😭

  • @saraghhh
    @saraghhh 7 місяців тому +20518

    “I’ve seen all these bands play live” is such an underrated comment

    • @Blue_Avatar
      @Blue_Avatar 7 місяців тому +388

      I had to pause to laugh 💀

    • @jonsmith1956
      @jonsmith1956 7 місяців тому +240

      I came to comment exactly this. I burst out laughing at that

    • @JasonTaylor90210
      @JasonTaylor90210 6 місяців тому +13

      You and everyone's mother would make that comment. Gets so old.

    • @SooberYooberToober
      @SooberYooberToober 6 місяців тому +112

      @@JasonTaylor90210 my mom's dead

    • @JasonTaylor90210
      @JasonTaylor90210 6 місяців тому +4

      @@SooberYooberToober Good for you. I don't care.

  • @theshinyskuntank5955
    @theshinyskuntank5955 6 місяців тому +7056

    Now all I can think of is men's dating profile photos holding the spworm like they hold fish 💀

    • @aBlackMage
      @aBlackMage 6 місяців тому +527

      That visual is equal parts wretched and hilarious

    • @charlesbradshaw5183
      @charlesbradshaw5183 5 місяців тому +103

      Eeeewww

    • @eriotosama
      @eriotosama 4 місяці тому +117

      I mean the fish pic is the quintessential im a str8 guy photo u see posted all the time, along with a hunting photo. "Me straight man, look, fish "

    • @slayeroffurries1115
      @slayeroffurries1115 4 місяці тому +51

      Diabolical 😭

    • @matticus1980
      @matticus1980 4 місяці тому +149

      Ok but imagine guys start comparing length and girth of their spworm like it's a competition. Also measuring the forcefulness of the... wriggling? I guess? The length of time their spworm survive? The spwormiverse would open up a whole new dimension of things to feel inadequate about. There'd be a whole industry of grifters hawking supplements and the like.

  • @OhJustCommenting
    @OhJustCommenting 7 місяців тому +18600

    I see some people nodding.
    "WHO?"

    • @rocketracoon709
      @rocketracoon709 7 місяців тому +280

      And of course it would be Grant 😂

    • @MagnumCarta
      @MagnumCarta 7 місяців тому +117

      @@rocketracoon709 Who? Grant. Hugh? Grant.

    • @ZootyTooter
      @ZootyTooter 6 місяців тому +29

      ​@@MagnumCarta Who, Grant?
      Hugh
      ~ Grant

    • @Filbertfriend
      @Filbertfriend 6 місяців тому +1

      This is honestly one of the worst comedy bits I've ever seen. Absolutely terrible.

    • @shivk6107
      @shivk6107 6 місяців тому +22

      @@Filbertfriend It seems like your sense of humor is different from that of most people who watch this channel. What are your favorite bits?

  • @conehenge77
    @conehenge77 4 місяці тому +520

    Biologist here, fruit flies actually do just that. They have the largest sperm in the animal kingdom and basically impregnate with one humongous sperm

    • @Creative_mess4
      @Creative_mess4 4 місяці тому +73

      I actually heard of that before.. but my mind simply tried to banish the fact into my unconsciousness- so thank you for reminding me xD
      The male fruit flies also dies shortly after production the one sperm, right? Cos it spend all it’s energy on producing it, if I remember correctly

    • @gneu1527
      @gneu1527 22 дні тому +5

      damn

    • @Lan60za
      @Lan60za 17 днів тому +3

      Type shi

    • @nannetteralphs9042
      @nannetteralphs9042 14 днів тому +27

      Hmm, can you untell me that? Yeah, it was very uncalled for. thank

    • @YolandaTurlough
      @YolandaTurlough 10 днів тому +14

      Horrifying, thank you very much!

  • @Mclarenboy100
    @Mclarenboy100 7 місяців тому +17944

    The 0.5 seconds of mitten hands somehow felt more cursed than the spworm

    • @zoyadulzura7490
      @zoyadulzura7490 6 місяців тому +141

      Doesn't that kind of already exist, in varying degrees, within the human population, in the form of webbed fingers?

    • @NotxbossThexbot
      @NotxbossThexbot 6 місяців тому +240

      ​@@zoyadulzura7490as a person with webbed fingers, can confirm it is not the same a fleshy mitten hands

    • @notibusba9283
      @notibusba9283 6 місяців тому +78

      At least hands would be easier to draw.

    • @phoebusapollo8365
      @phoebusapollo8365 6 місяців тому +33

      Mitten hands would be an objective downgrade too so idk what it’s doing in the presentation

    • @masterjunko
      @masterjunko 6 місяців тому +23

      ​@@phoebusapollo8365 hear me out, less worrying about breaking individual fingers.

  • @VirginWithAsthma
    @VirginWithAsthma 6 місяців тому +1000

    "I don't mean to brag, but I am gay" is something I'll be using more in my life

  • @eddie-roo
    @eddie-roo 7 місяців тому +8879

    “It would feel good” and “compare with friends” are quotes for the ages

    • @gabeinthebox
      @gabeinthebox 7 місяців тому +90

      Compare with friends?! When did someone utter that cursed comment?! 😳

    • @liamross340
      @liamross340 7 місяців тому +111

      @@gabeintheboxit’s a bit from the full episodes

    • @gabeinthebox
      @gabeinthebox 7 місяців тому +17

      @@liamross340 Dangit lol

    • @E-name
      @E-name 6 місяців тому +70

      @@gabeintheboxhe said he wants like a complete clear chest and torso so he could compare his liver with his other friends liver cause he’s tired of the basic “let’s compare our hands”. I recommend I subscribion to dropout purely for this it was GOLD

    • @michaualtington
      @michaualtington 6 місяців тому

      @@gabeinthebox good news for you, paul's entire presentation was recently posted on the dropout channel for you to see free of charge

  • @santicar10
    @santicar10 6 місяців тому +570

    When he said ‘with the spworm, you’ll never have another pregnancy scare again’ it didn’t immediately click for me but then I pictured the image in my head and spat my drink out all over my phone

    • @thatshirleylee
      @thatshirleylee  6 місяців тому +173

      "fish it out"

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 Місяць тому +62

      We have lost pregnancy scare
      We have gained Some Kind of Alien Facehugger But it is Instead a Spworm scare

    • @SIL3N7_PANIC
      @SIL3N7_PANIC 16 днів тому +19

      I thought it was going in the direction of "You wouldn't ever have a pregnancy scare anymore, it would be a pregnancy guarantee."

  • @sick_trix
    @sick_trix 7 місяців тому +4469

    Everyone’s talking about Spworm for obvious reasons but we HAVE to talk about “fleshy mitten hands that’s self explanatory we don’t have to talk about that” and then IMMEDIATELY switching to the next slide

    • @Thisweekdayroom
      @Thisweekdayroom 7 місяців тому +258

      Why do we have to talk about that? It’s self-explanatory.

    • @derekw104
      @derekw104 7 місяців тому +255

      It's for swatting the spworm

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 7 місяців тому +65

      Paul if you steal my fingers we’re gonna have real problems

    • @thejunkmommy
      @thejunkmommy 7 місяців тому +79

      ​@@LucifersfursonaHe's not stealing them, if anything he's adding free extra flesh between your fingers :)

    • @dirtdart81
      @dirtdart81 7 місяців тому +4

      Fucking genius move

  • @orbitalpotato9940
    @orbitalpotato9940 5 місяців тому +220

    I like how the topic just randomly switches to plasma and then immediately back to the spworm

  • @debran940
    @debran940 7 місяців тому +14957

    The fact that Paul's full presentation was half the entire episode killed me 😂

    • @seese9456
      @seese9456 7 місяців тому +403

      As it should be! His presentation was the FUNNIEST

    • @jagrubster
      @jagrubster 7 місяців тому +131

      And it Wasn’t long enough!

    • @emmyluly4620
      @emmyluly4620 7 місяців тому +67

      @@seese9456genuinely couldve done w out the first presentation if it meant paul got more time

    • @sureelephant5662
      @sureelephant5662 7 місяців тому +39

      ​@@emmyluly4620 this rude

    • @emmyluly4620
      @emmyluly4620 7 місяців тому +14

      @@sureelephant5662thats okay

  • @thenagazai
    @thenagazai 6 місяців тому +66

    "it is STILL painful to come?" is one of the best lines for sure

  • @boywhobuildscoffinsd3431
    @boywhobuildscoffinsd3431 7 місяців тому +6908

    4:15 Taking off two pairs of glasses made this 15x funnier

    • @petershillito
      @petershillito 7 місяців тому +514

      Can't believe I didn't notice this. Demi is too powerful

    • @KaraokeDeepCuts
      @KaraokeDeepCuts 7 місяців тому +213

      somehow completely missed this lol

    • @jmanjmanjmanjman7914
      @jmanjmanjmanjman7914 6 місяців тому +199

      And he only had one pair on before, meaning he put on a second pair of glasses only to dramatically take them back off lol

    • @DiamondsRexpensive
      @DiamondsRexpensive 6 місяців тому +27

      I didn't see the 1st pair of glasses 😂😂😂😂 So smooth

    • @dugongsdoitbetter
      @dugongsdoitbetter 6 місяців тому +22

      I've re-watched 3 times to see it, but I immediately get sucked in and forget to look for the glasses !! I'll try again.

  • @johnsmith8981
    @johnsmith8981 6 місяців тому +147

    I cant beleive nobody is wondering how youre supposed to fish out the spworm when you have fleshy mitten hands 🤣

  • @SheenahTheDino
    @SheenahTheDino 7 місяців тому +2988

    The bit where he keeps saying that "it would feel good actually" has the exact same comedic effect as that guy who keeps insisting that "sharks are actually completely smooth in any direction"

    • @mrmistmonster
      @mrmistmonster 6 місяців тому +30

      Branson Reese

    • @Moth.187
      @Moth.187 3 місяці тому +7

      theyre smooth trust me bro

  • @maheshs4056
    @maheshs4056 6 місяців тому +270

    2:55, "I've seen all these bands play live" 😂

  • @ChrisRamias
    @ChrisRamias 7 місяців тому +6466

    Demi taking off two pairs of glasses while asking "would it ^still^ be painful to come?" is sending me

    • @EJmariposa
      @EJmariposa 6 місяців тому +710

      The STILL be painful caught me off guard

    • @KyleHarrisonRedacted
      @KyleHarrisonRedacted 6 місяців тому +208

      I didn’t even catch the “still” part 😂

    • @bellevicious2862
      @bellevicious2862 6 місяців тому +218

      The “still” part has me concerned. 😂

    • @connorthomas2667
      @connorthomas2667 6 місяців тому +20

      Where did she get the it’s painfull whoever is this needs a doctor 😅

    • @Professor-Badger
      @Professor-Badger 6 місяців тому +34

      I didn't realize he had two pairs of glasses, damn thats good

  • @TheLoooorrrrreeeeax
    @TheLoooorrrrreeeeax 11 днів тому +20

    The fact that all of this originated from the concept of “ why have a bunch of crap little ones and not have just one big good one” is the exact same point Sam O’Nella made in one of his videos

  • @sagejennings4342
    @sagejennings4342 7 місяців тому +3949

    So essentially ejaculation has become male birth...of worms? I'd also like to note that "small worm" and "small snake" are VERY different sizes

    • @thepip3599
      @thepip3599 6 місяців тому +180

      There are teeny snakes the size of worms. The Barbados threadsnake is the smallest snake species

    • @jonhanson8925
      @jonhanson8925 6 місяців тому +277

      @@thepip3599 True, but then we're in "big worm or small snake" territory, not "small worm"

    • @tdelioncourt1268
      @tdelioncourt1268 6 місяців тому +47

      it's the storage part that would concern me

    • @SJNaka101
      @SJNaka101 6 місяців тому +105

      You don't understand, it would feel really good.

    • @IHaveNoMoney-fu8xt
      @IHaveNoMoney-fu8xt 6 місяців тому +30

      wouldn't it Hurt if it went through a Cervix??

  • @TridentTrist
    @TridentTrist Місяць тому +24

    “I’ve seen all of these bands play live” is the line that ACTUALLY got me 😂

  • @xatlern
    @xatlern 7 місяців тому +6147

    The very specific mental image of Grant trying to fish a wriggling spworm out of the back of his throat was so visceral, it's going to haunt me. 10/10, no notes.

    • @_____2219
      @_____2219 7 місяців тому +197

      It would be like eating live squid

    • @claytonandres1194
      @claytonandres1194 7 місяців тому +290

      “It would feel good!”

    • @sejsuper4660
      @sejsuper4660 7 місяців тому +107

      no dont worry! it would feel good

    • @somedude7938
      @somedude7938 7 місяців тому +28

      It would be like internal shiatsu massage digesting in your tummy, yay!

    • @graybonesau
      @graybonesau 7 місяців тому +48

      Using his fleshy mitten hands, too.

  • @_marshP
    @_marshP 2 місяці тому +132

    4:19 ..."still"????

    • @Fallenemiko
      @Fallenemiko 13 днів тому +4

      NO BC THATS WHAT GOT ME

    • @Painted_Puppy
      @Painted_Puppy 8 днів тому +2

      ‘still’ and the double glasses kill me every time, demi’s honestly funny as fuck

  • @yyrael
    @yyrael 7 місяців тому +11262

    I want "I don't mean to brag, but I am gay" on a shirt.

    • @iwantmykidssusan4941
      @iwantmykidssusan4941 6 місяців тому

      You speedrunning getting the shit beat out of you? Just yell the n word, it’s a way better strat.

    • @ZijnShayatanica
      @ZijnShayatanica 6 місяців тому +72

      Same!! I would buy it so fast.

    • @ericaknighton747
      @ericaknighton747 6 місяців тому +18

      I loved this! ♥️

    • @ghostsoffishandcrows7341
      @ghostsoffishandcrows7341 6 місяців тому +10

      PLEASE

    • @CitrineGamer-1
      @CitrineGamer-1 6 місяців тому +89

      It needs to be Rainbow cursive text until the word Gay, which is Sans Serif Black/White(Whichever is easier to see). With lines breaking the text into three parts
      Example:
      I don't mean to brag
      -------------------------
      but I am
      -----------
      GAY

  • @hipsterbrigadier9428
    @hipsterbrigadier9428 Місяць тому +14

    “It would die in a matter of minutes” gets me every time 😂

  • @mikeCD62
    @mikeCD62 5 місяців тому +19

    There is an extremely solid inverse relationship between sperm size and body mass, with some fly species having sperm that are literally longer than their body and whales having some of the smallest sperm recorded.

  • @Demonstray
    @Demonstray 7 місяців тому +1074

    Never forget that Paul is responsible for writing a LOT of the funniest ideas and scripts on Dropout. This episode was a brief reminder, and we need so much more of him on screen.

  • @Luna-Taxers
    @Luna-Taxers 6 місяців тому +23

    That's how I feel a good friend group conversation would play out, outlandish and hilarious

  • @ellam1452
    @ellam1452 7 місяців тому +1579

    "I've seen all these bands play live" is such a good fucking joke

    • @valeriucb6497
      @valeriucb6497 6 місяців тому +38

      Felt overlooked-

    • @quisshy
      @quisshy 5 місяців тому +17

      Yeah nobody even cared 😭 i hate it when that happens

    • @buckyhurdle4776
      @buckyhurdle4776 4 місяці тому +26

      Somehow its even funnier to me *because* no one acknowledged how fucking funny it was

    • @KIEVL0ND0N
      @KIEVL0ND0N 3 місяці тому

      And so underrated

    • @yintermint
      @yintermint Місяць тому +1

      I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS 💀😭

  • @he.said.teenjiejer
    @he.said.teenjiejer 6 місяців тому +19

    i need paul to appear onscreen more. between this presentation, make some noise, and that insane uber story, he has absolutely proved his status as a gem.

    • @bscorvin
      @bscorvin Місяць тому +1

      oh my god i just realized this is that same paul from the uber story

  • @TheBrianJ
    @TheBrianJ 7 місяців тому +1947

    What makes Smartypants such a tremendous show is that it gives everyone a chance to showcase exactly their style of humor. Jacob's laid back, stoner-themed presentation, Katie's "so completely dry that comes back around to being funny", Vic's high-intensity descent into vegetable madness, it's been glorious.
    Spworm.

    • @rebeccafisk4200
      @rebeccafisk4200 7 місяців тому +67

      The Swing Revival was one of those things that I was still laughing about the next day

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 7 місяців тому +56

      Raph's general character is the funniest thing I've ever seen him do.

    • @arifike
      @arifike 7 місяців тому +45

      The who would get invited to the cookout may go down as my favorite but damn this one sticks with you.

    • @rebeccafisk4200
      @rebeccafisk4200 7 місяців тому +36

      @@arifike “Squidward is invited but he would not come”

    • @spinningpeanut
      @spinningpeanut 4 місяці тому +8

      Gotta mention not just the humor but people who actually bring something intelligent to the table. The WNBA and morning people are an oppressive class are key notes in my mind of genuine passion topics. Same with wrestling vs drag queens.

  • @kanuhobrewer
    @kanuhobrewer 6 місяців тому +102

    3:33 "I understand. Thank you." 😂😂

    • @milicende
      @milicende 4 місяці тому +3

      I lol at this one

    • @spiderdude2099
      @spiderdude2099 3 місяці тому +4

      Mel has great, completely serious subtle lines she just slips in there. I love it.

  • @rosegoldberg2469
    @rosegoldberg2469 7 місяців тому +2151

    I never realized until this episode how funny Paul is. Like I always thought he was just one of the guys behind the scenes and I assumed he was funny, but he really killed this presentation

    • @justinsengstock8471
      @justinsengstock8471 7 місяців тому +294

      I thought the same, but turns out he's funny in a completely deadpan and batshit-crazy way. "Fleshy mitten hands is obvious, everyone knows that..." and "something with plasma" both killed me, on top of the spworm being both body horror and comedy.

    • @pixeltaku
      @pixeltaku 7 місяців тому +11

      I first saw him in Paranoia, he was pretty good there!

    • @spicyuh
      @spicyuh 7 місяців тому +67

      I think about his anecdote about the uber driver from Dirty Laundry all the time.

    • @rosegoldberg2469
      @rosegoldberg2469 7 місяців тому +9

      @@spicyuh omg I forgot about that, that was gold

    • @dirtdart81
      @dirtdart81 7 місяців тому +9

      The deadpan delivery of some of the bat-shit insane stuff killed me 😂

  • @Dangthisdoinnumbers
    @Dangthisdoinnumbers Місяць тому +35

    Ok so this brings up some interesting questions about pregnancy. Would the ovary have to grow in size to compensate for the spworm/spake? Considering the average sperm to ovary ratio currently is 1:20, if the sperm grew to the size of a worm or small snake, and let’s approximate that to be maybe 10 cm , big for a worm small for a snake, that would mean the ovary would have to be 200 cm, or .2 meters (.65 ft) . That’s really fucking huge for any type of cell. Also would pulling the spworm out kinda act as pulling out a tampon? Why am I thinking about this?

    • @nicolajo666
      @nicolajo666 6 днів тому

      Naw, the Spworm just swallows that shi whole

    • @ap0llo.0ne51
      @ap0llo.0ne51 5 днів тому

      200 is 2m 😀 thats much taller than the average human even

  • @madcaptainsundy
    @madcaptainsundy 7 місяців тому +2564

    this is literally the plot of the fantasy high junior year adventuring party "all pulp no juice"

    • @DustyVita
      @DustyVita 7 місяців тому +274

      The spworm is, in fact, very juicy

    • @thatshirleylee
      @thatshirleylee  7 місяців тому +844

      PAUL SPECIFICALLY MENTIONED THAT THE SPWORM WILL STILL BE WET. THERE IS JUICE.

    • @mynameiskrysta
      @mynameiskrysta 7 місяців тому +33

      @@thatshirleyleebut have you considered that this is more funny and fun

    • @Bzuhl
      @Bzuhl 7 місяців тому +12

      Oh no. That link is perfect and didn't need that knowledge in my life.

    • @tylerharris4319
      @tylerharris4319 7 місяців тому +15

      ALL PULP, NO JUICE!

  • @joulskafilms8815
    @joulskafilms8815 7 місяців тому +56

    “I don’t mean to brag but I am gay”
    *Applause*

    • @Dolphinboi
      @Dolphinboi 2 місяці тому

      He wouldn’t have gotten that much applause if he said he was bi. Y’all love to only recognize gay and straight men

  • @josephclark1166
    @josephclark1166 7 місяців тому +966

    The way all of them looked at grant the moment Paul called sperm bugs

    • @abydosianchulac2
      @abydosianchulac2 7 місяців тому

      I think that was more from Paul saying they were full of sperm bugs; they all knew Grant would be fuller with them than anyone.

  • @joshuayoung9483
    @joshuayoung9483 6 місяців тому +78

    1:17 “I don’t mean to brag, but I am gay.”

  • @loneassassin1015
    @loneassassin1015 7 місяців тому +536

    I watched it and completely lost it with the “Something with Plasma”slide

    • @Rita-kx3yr
      @Rita-kx3yr 7 місяців тому +26

      I was mildly disappointed that lasers weren't offered as a possible plasma out. The in, no idea, maybe we eat lighting or something.

    • @rajenredona4346
      @rajenredona4346 5 місяців тому +8

      ​@@Rita-kx3yr imagine we piss lazers or something

    • @Rita-kx3yr
      @Rita-kx3yr 5 місяців тому +2

      @@rajenredona4346 Bruh I got this comment as a notification with no context. I busted out laughing 🤣

    • @sebastianbroscheyoga
      @sebastianbroscheyoga 4 місяці тому +2

      I scrolled all the way for that specific comment

    • @jtsch
      @jtsch 2 місяці тому +3

      I don’t know how to explain this but Paul’s nonchalant delivery of “Something with plasma” is to me the height of comedy

  • @mirageknight8070
    @mirageknight8070 Місяць тому +21

    5:07 bro's been watching too much entai 💀💀💀

  • @T1J
    @T1J 7 місяців тому +375

    i feel like I am squarely the target audience for this show. this is the exact type of content i'm here for

    • @schrodinger1374
      @schrodinger1374 6 місяців тому +5

      I surprised to see you here. I now know you’ve also witnessed the horrors of the spworm. We both have to live with it

  • @elou.bunbun
    @elou.bunbun 6 місяців тому +7

    idk how to explain this but Laios from Dungeon Meshi would be in full agreement and fascinated by all these suggestions

  • @JustiMeGames
    @JustiMeGames 7 місяців тому +181

    “Something with Plasma” might be the first time I’ve ever genuinely done a spit take.

    • @notme8232
      @notme8232 29 днів тому

      It's so simple! We'd get struck by lightning, and we'd Kamehameha Kamehamehas!

  • @MegaLpso
    @MegaLpso 2 місяці тому +4

    "Something with plasma" was really good and having fomo over it is also incrediblely good because it implies that other people can experience it

  • @DutchAtDawn
    @DutchAtDawn 7 місяців тому +318

    Eating my leftover spaghetti while watching this video sure was a choice that i made

    • @theblackcatgirl7013
      @theblackcatgirl7013 Місяць тому +11

      I am eating spaghetti and I didn't connect the dots until you pointed it out I'm crying

    • @Intellectualfreethinker
      @Intellectualfreethinker 5 днів тому +2

      The birth of the flying spaghetti monster

  • @isavenewspapers8890
    @isavenewspapers8890 6 місяців тому +187

    0:04 The chess set is set up incorrectly.

    • @isavenewspapers8890
      @isavenewspapers8890 6 місяців тому

      Mobile! on Playlists Loop

    • @BlueGatorade0
      @BlueGatorade0 6 місяців тому

      where's the error?

    • @isavenewspapers8890
      @isavenewspapers8890 6 місяців тому +15

      @@BlueGatorade0 Well, I assume they meant to orient the board 90 degrees from where it actually is, with a light square in the near right corner for each player. After you fix that, you also have to swap the kings and queens, since the queen goes on its color.

    • @Aspencio
      @Aspencio 5 місяців тому

      what do you mean
      the pieces are all good

    • @isavenewspapers8890
      @isavenewspapers8890 5 місяців тому +2

      @@Aspencio The board is wrong. Each player should have a light square in their near-right corner.

  • @PeanutsAssorted
    @PeanutsAssorted 7 місяців тому +2049

    Paul wins this season... I don't know if there's some kind of competition or prize related to a Smartypants presentation, but he wins and should be on camera more often as part of more shows, it's actually homophobic to keep him behind the scenes when he's this damn funny

    • @allgreatfictions
      @allgreatfictions 7 місяців тому +127

      His presentation was more unhinged than Ross Bryant's, but Ross's delivery of his presentation was more unhinged. I'd like to see them both go up against each other for chief Smartypant. Or do a presentation together.

    • @lemarsh387
      @lemarsh387 7 місяців тому

      lmao yes the homo card needs to be used more often

    • @pseudocide.
      @pseudocide. 7 місяців тому

      For pure combo of wit and actually somewhat thought provoking presentation I still like Trapp’s for that 😂

    • @yudeok413
      @yudeok413 6 місяців тому +12

      Funny, smart AND decorative

  • @salamander7125
    @salamander7125 6 місяців тому +2

    “The plasma in our blood isn’t a plasma. The plasma in space was named after that.” Feels like such a natural explanation that you almost don’t question lol

  • @DillyBlue
    @DillyBlue 7 місяців тому +567

    "Pallavi! It would feel good!"

  • @antisadboilaser
    @antisadboilaser 6 місяців тому +5

    Rekha sitting in the chair incorrectly, giggling uncontrollably, and kicking her little Rekha feet is the energy I'm going for in 2024

  • @davidfalterman8713
    @davidfalterman8713 7 місяців тому +629

    Rekha’s little leg kicks at 5:05 absolutely SEND MEEEEE she is having so much fun 😂😂

    • @loool72
      @loool72 7 місяців тому +17

      rekhas the best

    • @redsands1001
      @redsands1001 7 місяців тому

      Needs to be giffed

  • @jeremiatereima3288
    @jeremiatereima3288 6 місяців тому +7

    I'm losing braincells every seconds i'm watching this

  • @Metalhed1300p
    @Metalhed1300p 7 місяців тому +123

    "PALLAVI, IT WOULD FEEL GOOD" the frustration behind having to reiterate was so funny lmao

  • @SizzleMoonSong
    @SizzleMoonSong 4 місяці тому +4

    They should get him to go on shark tank with this TED-X quality power point presentation.

  • @macaroni3062
    @macaroni3062 7 місяців тому +285

    The enlightenment i have experienced. That any proposed hypothetical change which is upsetting people can simply be addended by "It would feel good"

    • @aBlackMage
      @aBlackMage 6 місяців тому +9

      The worst part is, it's actually kind of true. Conceptually speaking, ejaculation is fucking weird and reading a description of it makes it sound strange and alien, and like it should *not* feel good. But it does, because it was evolutionarily advantageous for it to be. So it stands to reason if humans had spworms instead of the current setup, the hormonal cocktail our bodies release would override any unpleasantries or ick factor, making it actually feel good. Also, it'd be completely normal so few people would question it at all.
      Still not convinced about swallowing a small worm feeling good for the receiving partner. You'd really have to love your partner for that...

  • @MagisterialVoyager
    @MagisterialVoyager 6 місяців тому +27

    Naurrr, not the Spworm. 😂😂😂 0:20

  • @BeauKillaB
    @BeauKillaB 7 місяців тому +432

    It’s not in this video, but my favorite parts were: “Compare with your friends”

    • @thatshirleylee
      @thatshirleylee  7 місяців тому +78

      GET BACK TO WORK TRAPP, THE LIBRARY IS GOING UNDER!

  • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
    @wingnutmcspazatron3957 11 днів тому +1

    That transition point of "I know other people have experienced pregnancy scares, but with the SPWORM" Is A-grade comedy.

  • @gurtalurt
    @gurtalurt 7 місяців тому +652

    no genuinely i was just thinking that this is the hardest i've ever laughed at any dropout content, and i already love dropout. but when he really got going, i was fully belly laughing, out loud, alone, like a crazy person

    • @thatshirleylee
      @thatshirleylee  7 місяців тому +65

      "compare with friends"

    • @GladysQueen-ub3sf
      @GladysQueen-ub3sf 7 місяців тому +47

      last time I laughed that hard was at 'sixteen THOUSAND dollars'.

    • @JoeSteele7
      @JoeSteele7 7 місяців тому +27

      Same. 'IT WOULD FEEL GOOD' got me every time.

    • @gurtalurt
      @gurtalurt 7 місяців тому +3

      @@GladysQueen-ub3sf wait yes so true

    • @MaxPower417
      @MaxPower417 7 місяців тому +7

      Watching this and then the first episode of the game changer finale convinced me that dropout needs to win all the awards.

  • @KILLKRYPTOOfficial
    @KILLKRYPTOOfficial 6 місяців тому +1

    "why does it have to do that?"
    This is a legitimate question

  • @z-beeblebrox
    @z-beeblebrox 7 місяців тому +283

    The dominant types of presentation on Smartypants are: speech on very funny true fact and why it's kinda insane, and: speech about something totally goofy. But this is the rare third kind: speech actively designed to do psychic damage to everyone in the room XD

  • @samuelgunter
    @samuelgunter 27 днів тому +2

    this is perhaps the best advertisement for Dropout that ive seen

  • @Mclarenboy100
    @Mclarenboy100 7 місяців тому +426

    Also shout out to Demi-Two-Spectacles and the spworm being such a mind blowing concept he had to take *both* off to comprehend it.

  • @frogsman383
    @frogsman383 Місяць тому +2

    Do NOT give this man an infinity gaunlet

  • @matchatoasty
    @matchatoasty 7 місяців тому +121

    Paul's voice is actually so soothing that for a moment I completely forgot about the content of his presentation

  • @freep3115
    @freep3115 6 місяців тому +12

    Imagine a fisherman running out of bait so he goes into the bedroom and makes a juicy spworm to bait his hook for one more cast

    • @frosbeechill
      @frosbeechill 5 місяців тому +6

      Truly the master bait

    • @Haze-xr9rc
      @Haze-xr9rc 5 місяців тому +1

      you win everything

  • @jamesrice9482
    @jamesrice9482 7 місяців тому +112

    I love how contraception isn't even touched upon - device in your penis that kills the spworm upon creation; device in your cervix that catches the spworm and kills it; vacuum condom that sucks it out instantly; etc.

  • @to_be_consumed
    @to_be_consumed 6 місяців тому +4

    Spworm made me gag (i do understand how that sounds and im choosing to ignore it) and it is conceptually hilarious and horrifying in equal measures, i think. Also, "I'm worried about my friend Grant, what if he's swallowing?" And his "it would be in the back of my throat, wriggling around, and that would be nice." Fucking broke something in me 😭😭

  • @CalmBlue
    @CalmBlue 7 місяців тому +192

    Audio and visual representation of “the room is in shambles”.

  • @sofiaxanat
    @sofiaxanat 7 місяців тому +4

    the “fished out and disposed of” had me crying when i first heard it and their reactions as well

  • @thatshirleylee
    @thatshirleylee  7 місяців тому +264

    one pulp, some juice

  • @null_ify
    @null_ify Місяць тому +1

    “we should put all of our eggs in one basket, semi-literally”

  • @General_Nothing
    @General_Nothing 7 місяців тому +90

    This is missing my favorite part from his presentation: where he keeps going on about comparing with friends and somebody goes “is anybody here friends with Paul?”

  • @kashino55archive94
    @kashino55archive94 6 місяців тому +2

    I like how none of them asked how it would feel to be _injected_ with the Spwerm

  • @haydenmitchell7846
    @haydenmitchell7846 7 місяців тому +117

    Pallavi: But wouldn't it hurt?
    Paul: WHAT DON'T YOU GET??

  • @stevie._.3
    @stevie._.3 6 місяців тому +7

    2:49 “I’ve seen all these bands play live” killed me

  • @Shovel_orz
    @Shovel_orz 7 місяців тому +132

    I'm still trying to decide between "don't worry it's still wet" and "fished out and disposed of" as line that took me out the hardest. Unforgettable presentation.

  • @spicysalad3013
    @spicysalad3013 6 місяців тому +2

    expelling plasma would just be how we discover magic lmao

    • @charibello
      @charibello 6 місяців тому

      We would be dragonballing all around

  • @theboi5617
    @theboi5617 7 місяців тому +254

    I was watching this on the train after work and having to hold in my laughter on the New York City mta WAS A MISTAKE!!!! I kept having to stop because i was genuinely tearing up

    • @Breezey357
      @Breezey357 7 місяців тому +26

      I am... so glad... I didn't watch this in public.
      You know, some things are NSFW bc they're Sexy, and some things are NSFW bc it will cripple you with uncontainable snorts, and you will look like a crazy person giggling to themselves in their office cube...
      and the SPWORM©️ somehow manages to be both of these things, in One uncomfortably large package

    • @from_no_where
      @from_no_where 7 місяців тому

      @@Breezey357 I'm sorry but the spworm is _not_ sexy. Sexual sure, but absolutely not sexy 😭

  • @AmelityshTV
    @AmelityshTV 6 місяців тому +2

    "I've seen all these bands play live" is an underrated line

  • @mynameiskrysta
    @mynameiskrysta 7 місяців тому +467

    4:18 “still?” Demi does it hurt irl???

    • @Peanutsbeta
      @Peanutsbeta 7 місяців тому +86

      Thank you for also noticing this.

    • @CyanAnn
      @CyanAnn 7 місяців тому +111

      the room did not give this joke the attention it deserves

    • @awkcelot
      @awkcelot 7 місяців тому +33

      I'm so worried it's not a joke D:

    • @hunterprt1274
      @hunterprt1274 6 місяців тому +4

      Depends, if you have some lubricant (example, soap) enters the tip, ejaculation hurts bad

    • @notme8232
      @notme8232 6 місяців тому

      @@hunterprt1274 Who the fuck lubes with SOAP?

  • @arnavrawat9864
    @arnavrawat9864 6 місяців тому +4

    I didn't laugh once but was smiling throughout

  • @SuperAdventuretime10
    @SuperAdventuretime10 7 місяців тому +170

    Wait completely missed a great part of this bit 4:15 I didn’t realize Demi was wearing two glasses and took both off from flabbergastation😂

  • @tdrendru2230
    @tdrendru2230 6 місяців тому +2

    Fun fact: there's species of polychaete worms that do make spworms. They even have eyes so they see where they swim

  • @twilightgeneral777
    @twilightgeneral777 7 місяців тому +60

    This presentation had me laughing so hard I started quaving zints and grumping crunt

  • @YoungsterJoey151
    @YoungsterJoey151 6 місяців тому +3

    “You’d have to play the flute to get them all to come out” LMAO

  • @Thisratisrockin
    @Thisratisrockin 7 місяців тому +71

    This presentation *destroyed* me man I wasn’t ready. He wins, paul wins. I know it’s not a competition but paul wins

  • @theawkwardone0403
    @theawkwardone0403 28 днів тому +1

    Condom companies will have a very interesting time coming up with that new design I feel.

  • @greenredblue
    @greenredblue 7 місяців тому +61

    At any point he could've said "we're currently in talks for a second round of VC funding" and I wouldn't even blink.

  • @gemmafeltovich6130
    @gemmafeltovich6130 6 місяців тому +2

    the delivery of "Pallavi! It would feel good!" is so funny i had to replay it like ten times

  • @ariyuril
    @ariyuril 7 місяців тому +78

    "You don't have to worry, it'll still be wet."

  • @rohan4309
    @rohan4309 6 місяців тому +3

    Hands down the best presentation yet!! Need more of paul xD

  • @ML_624
    @ML_624 7 місяців тому +65

    I’ve read a decent number of scp stories and can confirm that the spworm is the scariest fucking cryptid I’ve ever heard of.

    • @cichlisuite666
      @cichlisuite666 6 місяців тому +7

      Spworm, Contain, Prophylactics

    • @reallypinkscug
      @reallypinkscug 5 місяців тому

      @@cichlisuite666*Spworm, Condom, Protection

  • @lastman1288
    @lastman1288 Місяць тому +1

    How can I get my 6 minutes of life back after watching this

  • @newqwua1
    @newqwua1 7 місяців тому +51

    There's a recitation of a different motto at the start of each episode, but I think a motto that captures the essence of the show was uttered in this video: "let them cook"

  • @MasterIsabelle
    @MasterIsabelle 21 годину тому

    I love how he’s making this presentation as if he’s actually hoping someone in this room can somehow change humanity’s body to be able to adapt to his wishes

  • @geoffdavis8008
    @geoffdavis8008 7 місяців тому +79

    I watched this earlier today and was distraught that I couldn't send a UA-cam clip to people to convince them to get dropout
    You're providing a valuable service

    • @ToppyTree
      @ToppyTree 7 місяців тому +2

      They post shorts from smarty pants on its own channel tbf
      Edit since the channel apparently liked this comment? I disagree with your decision to post this video

  • @curseofremains1905
    @curseofremains1905 Місяць тому +1

    "I've seen all these bands play live" IM FUCKING DYING

  • @Avram42
    @Avram42 7 місяців тому +164

    "Is it still painful to come?" -- *Still* ? 🤔

    • @KainGerc
      @KainGerc 6 місяців тому +17

      Yeah, I'm concerned that no one in the group picked up on that.

  • @RyRy2057
    @RyRy2057 6 місяців тому +1

    THE FLUTE AT THE VERY END IS CRAZY I CANT BELIEVE THE BEST JOKE WASNT EVEN MADE BY THE PRESENTER