JUUL CEO: No More Advertising to Kids

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @dropout
    @dropout  5 років тому +8141

    Which CEO should we do next?!
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  • @EchoEchoEchoX3
    @EchoEchoEchoX3 5 років тому +9996

    “WE WOULD BE BETTER OFF COMMITTING WAR CRIMES THAN THIS LEVEL OF COPY RIGHT INFRINGEMENT” it’s so true i hurt myself laughing

    • @turma8eac
      @turma8eac 5 років тому +237

      At least with war crimes it’s harder to be convicted

    • @johntapp7980
      @johntapp7980 5 років тому +25

      So true

    • @JoshKeatonFan
      @JoshKeatonFan 5 років тому +136

      Yep, Pokémon is owned by Nintendo and they sue people as there side job just for fun!

    • @EchoEchoEchoX3
      @EchoEchoEchoX3 5 років тому +83

      JoshKeatonFan listen those heathens used .01 seconds of music that sounded sorta like the music that sounds when you cross that one bridge in the secret part of ORAS that was never released, they had it coming and deserved the 1.7 million dollar fine. Honestly it’s good that scum like that are in prison

    • @chrism4403
      @chrism4403 5 років тому +3

      @@JoshKeatonFan *their

  • @sarahvishevnik5940
    @sarahvishevnik5940 5 років тому +28049

    The CEO series is a comedic goldmine.

    • @murathanbalik
      @murathanbalik 5 років тому +25

      👌

    • @intelxio
      @intelxio 5 років тому +88

      ITS THE BEST SERIES

    • @dedshade
      @dedshade 5 років тому +18

      It really is

    • @JO19pLuMbUm94HN
      @JO19pLuMbUm94HN 5 років тому +19

      Objectively correct

    • @RicheBright
      @RicheBright 5 років тому +38

      You speak truth. I think the MoviePass one was my favorite.

  • @Medbread
    @Medbread 5 років тому +2842

    When he said "why just inhale juul when you can wear it too" I really thought he was gonna say "Introducing Juulry"

    • @matthewdykeman8149
      @matthewdykeman8149 5 років тому +128

      And make it a ring pop.

    • @woolfieMcP
      @woolfieMcP 5 років тому +41

      OPEN UP, IT'S THE PUN POLICE

    • @scuevas1
      @scuevas1 5 років тому +13

      Juulry already exists thanks to chinese companies lol

    • @oxksie
      @oxksie 5 років тому +17

      ACCEPT YOUR PUN-ISHMENT

    • @ramskam
      @ramskam 5 років тому +1

      Same

  • @Florkl
    @Florkl Рік тому +2771

    The smugness with which the guy says, “Adult. Backpack.” And how confidently Brennan says, “You’re never walking again.” Just kills me

    • @jt3948
      @jt3948 Рік тому +18

      @@johnw9771 adult backpack

    • @peachibread1983
      @peachibread1983 Рік тому +243

      I know he ended up with a black eye but we never hear from smug guy for the rest of the video so I'd like to think the CEO still won

    • @maddengames4438
      @maddengames4438 Рік тому +64

      @@peachibread1983the fact he only came out of it with a bruise shows he did

    • @terrifictortoise5602
      @terrifictortoise5602 Рік тому +19

      WHAT’RE YOU DOI-!?

    • @Lars-bg1gy
      @Lars-bg1gy Рік тому +13

      As an adult, I’d unironically use that backpack

  • @michaelsanchez3251
    @michaelsanchez3251 4 роки тому +7869

    "We'd be better off committing WAR CRIMES, than this level of copy right infringement!"
    Favorite line, by far.

    • @Kalleron
      @Kalleron 4 роки тому +80

      Nintendo is so savage 0_0

    • @pavlikshimko7940
      @pavlikshimko7940 4 роки тому +54

      same thing for playing copyright music for 0.1 seconds

    • @the_grim_gamer3039
      @the_grim_gamer3039 4 роки тому +92

      He's not wrong I mean Pokemon is brutal in court.

    • @evilordoftheinternet4116
      @evilordoftheinternet4116 4 роки тому +27

      The_Grim _Gamer Nintendo is gonna bust some kneecaps.

    • @99lodewijk
      @99lodewijk 4 роки тому +77

      @@the_grim_gamer3039 not only that but the US is actively ignoring (read: not recognizing the authority of and obstructing the judgement of) international courts that judge warcrimes so you're literally better off committing war crimes.

  • @defender2222
    @defender2222 3 роки тому +3377

    "Why are they making bedroom eyes"
    I just know that wasn't in the script.

    • @hiti6753
      @hiti6753 3 роки тому +133

      100% a Brennan ad-lib.

    • @XHackManiacX
      @XHackManiacX 2 роки тому +17

      I must admit (ooh) I'm not surprised...

  • @TheFallacy357
    @TheFallacy357 4 роки тому +7761

    The matter of fact way the cameraman says Adult backpack is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen

    • @christianobrien4736
      @christianobrien4736 4 роки тому +120

      Adult batpat

    • @SCUL-E
      @SCUL-E 4 роки тому +113

      I liked how he said "Technically, he is 476 years old."

    • @jbug1979
      @jbug1979 4 роки тому +21

      Packpack.

    • @chasbianco142
      @chasbianco142 4 роки тому +36

      Adelt bekpek?

    • @jbug1979
      @jbug1979 4 роки тому +39

      @@chasbianco142 In America, YOU wear adelt bekpek. In Soviet Russia, adelt bekpek wears YOU.

  • @oceanman4166
    @oceanman4166 Рік тому +13024

    The funniest part of this is that it implies that a CEO of a nicotine company actually cares about children using their products and is upset for any reason other than bad reputation

    • @ultraliskbuilder5831
      @ultraliskbuilder5831 Рік тому +232

      I mean the real Juul guy did.... So..... The joke is on us?

    • @oceanman4166
      @oceanman4166 Рік тому +115

      @@ultraliskbuilder5831 Wait, really? That feels new

    • @__-nd5qi
      @__-nd5qi Рік тому +438

      @@oceanman4166ye the og dude wanted Juul to be the off-ramp for people trying to quit real cigarettes

    • @Zealant
      @Zealant Рік тому +64

      @@__-nd5qi that’s not true, they specifically said they have no interest in being a cessation aid for smoking. Idk that it’s the same head person but he was one at some point.

    • @__-nd5qi
      @__-nd5qi Рік тому +141

      ​@@Zealant i know they changed heads a few years back

  • @Treydies
    @Treydies 5 років тому +3875

    Everything Brennan is in is instant comedic gold. Like he's the sole reason I have dropout

    • @cthulhutheendless1587
      @cthulhutheendless1587 5 років тому +3

      Is it worth it?

    • @remingtonry
      @remingtonry 5 років тому +31

      Jack Timothy I would suggest it for dimension 20 alone and their awesome game shows and parody’s are just the cherry on top

    • @dirtylevel
      @dirtylevel 5 років тому +5

      You sound like an advertisment

    • @SH19922x
      @SH19922x 5 років тому +6

      Hes a bit off the mark in this video? Usually he's got a lot more sting in his acting lol.

    • @yasspanda2559
      @yasspanda2559 5 років тому

      The whole gang thanks you.

  • @gEtar87
    @gEtar87 3 роки тому +8529

    The fact that he recalled the colors of the power rangers is the best part of this skit

    • @littlesnowflakepunk855
      @littlesnowflakepunk855 3 роки тому +53

      he forgot about white ranger

    • @kokirij0167
      @kokirij0167 3 роки тому +182

      @@littlesnowflakepunk855 That’s the green ranger tho. Same person, different suit

    • @zygas25
      @zygas25 3 роки тому +42

      The colors depend on the continuity

    • @Sinstarclair
      @Sinstarclair 3 роки тому +77

      @@littlesnowflakepunk855 Colors usually depend on what Ranger Continuity it is, sometimes Green becomes White, Pink becomes Purple or Black and etc etc. The only colors that don't change is Red Yellow and Blue

    • @jiado6893
      @jiado6893 3 роки тому +30

      That lunchbox and backpack had serious 90s energy.

  • @AGothNamedWednessday
    @AGothNamedWednessday 3 роки тому +7172

    Brennan's ability to react to something in character like it's genuinely the first time he's seeing it is so amazing

    • @jerrywoods9958
      @jerrywoods9958 2 роки тому +39

      That's because it is. You can't get this gold otherwise.

    • @Malkontent1003
      @Malkontent1003 2 роки тому +71

      @@jerrywoods9958 Nah, m8. That's what we call acting.

    • @Kelarys
      @Kelarys 2 роки тому +54

      @@jerrywoods9958 if you sincerely believe that they got all this on the first take, I have a bridge I'd like to sell you lol

    • @ziwuri
      @ziwuri Рік тому +19

      @@Kelarys They get like 30-60 minutes of half-improvised footage (of which 90% is obviously very funny because it's Brennan, cmon) and then they show the 5 best minutes.

    • @madeline_from_celeste_real
      @madeline_from_celeste_real Рік тому +2

      Wait, he isn’t the ceo of JUUL?

  • @HAVIN_aBLAST
    @HAVIN_aBLAST Рік тому +2767

    the excited face he makes when he hears about a genuinly good idea to then see the horrible execution that's sure to backfire. Absolutely priceless

    • @anunknownentity5070
      @anunknownentity5070 Рік тому +21

      That’s my favourite part of the video

    • @lightningpastry2153
      @lightningpastry2153 Рік тому +27

      "Save up your allowance for Juul Pods!" I was absolutely rolling

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 Рік тому +8

      His face when he saw the poster for their show is everything 🤣

    • @CodecrafterArtemis
      @CodecrafterArtemis 2 місяці тому

      I just noticed that he gives thumbs-up for the carrying case idea... Until he sees the actual case.

  • @Inkwell_Music
    @Inkwell_Music 4 роки тому +2883

    He unironically has a really nice relaxing voice when when gets real quiet

    • @megamaxx786
      @megamaxx786 3 роки тому +29

      I wouldn’t mind an ASMR video by him on the channel as a joke, sort of like the other ASMR video they did, but he yells half the time

    • @titocristobal5573
      @titocristobal5573 3 роки тому +2

      That's why he's CEO. I mean, that's all you need, right?

    • @jackadamsdaniels6719
      @jackadamsdaniels6719 3 роки тому +1

      ASMR baby 👶

    • @helpingtheworld5019
      @helpingtheworld5019 3 роки тому

      Yes

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 роки тому

      I rewatched him saying the colors on the lunchbox because his voice actually was very soothing there

  • @Joanropo
    @Joanropo 4 роки тому +6042

    "We'll be better committing war crimes than this level of copyright infringement" killed me 😂

    • @kalibbailey6219
      @kalibbailey6219 4 роки тому +39

      I'd give you an upvote but "nice"

    • @bob778_6
      @bob778_6 4 роки тому +67

      Nintendo copyright is no joke just look at what happened to those Emulator people last year or Soldier boy this year.

    • @leahsander5490
      @leahsander5490 4 роки тому +90

      I mean, war crimes aren't even a crime in the US. Never punished any of their war criminals. You're better off committing war crimes in the US than jaywalking.

    • @TwoAndEightBorders
      @TwoAndEightBorders 4 роки тому +12

      @@leahsander5490 Sad but true

    • @numberoneappgames
      @numberoneappgames 4 роки тому +4

      true do

  • @thelaughinglynx7445
    @thelaughinglynx7445 5 років тому +2525

    The way he briefly gains hope when they hand him the book, but then dies inside when he opens it... my h e a r t

    • @onetruth37
      @onetruth37 5 років тому +20

      Yeah. It's strangely, honestly sad

    • @jmbthegreat
      @jmbthegreat 5 років тому +13

      Same with why he reads about Just Juul before seeing the pokemon rip off.

    • @onetruth37
      @onetruth37 5 років тому +1

      @@jmbthegreat I see that more as relief than hope

    • @jmbthegreat
      @jmbthegreat 5 років тому +1

      @@onetruth37 I agree he has that moment of hope but then it's just destroyed by it being a Pokemon ripoff.

    • @scottvelez3154
      @scottvelez3154 5 років тому

      Life in a nutshell

  • @lolmanbob123
    @lolmanbob123 2 роки тому +3157

    Having the CEOs be the voice of reason in companies gone mad instead of the usual "CEO is the villain mastermind" is what sets this series apart and I am HERE for it.

    • @lughbrazil6365
      @lughbrazil6365 Рік тому +32

      This guy CEO posting

    • @GBS4893
      @GBS4893 Рік тому +16

      Satyre though, it's still the same idea. He even says looking the camera straight up in the eye: "We're monsters."

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 10 місяців тому +8

      Except for the venmo one.

  • @user-ss8zo6uu6h
    @user-ss8zo6uu6h 5 років тому +1727

    Why do I feel like Brennan improvized the power rangers bit.

    • @Rapscallion2009
      @Rapscallion2009 5 років тому +213

      I felt the same thing. Like it's something he did between takes to make the crew laugh, but it worked so well they left it in.

    • @Black_pearl_adrift
      @Black_pearl_adrift 5 років тому +12

      Only 90s kids will remember skskkss

  • @Emma-lq4zd
    @Emma-lq4zd 3 роки тому +8987

    Everyone’s talking about Ash’s age. I just can’t believe they missed the opportunity for Pikajuul

  • @rasengdori13
    @rasengdori13 3 роки тому +17555

    I really like this character of a CEO who is a morally-sound person deep down, but is woefully inept at his job in overseeing his own company that's spiraling out of control.

    • @tunkiyo
      @tunkiyo 3 роки тому +330

      I feel like this character and the Tumblr character are perfect representations of the irl CEOs XD

    • @THEGRUMPTRUCK
      @THEGRUMPTRUCK 3 роки тому +273

      It's the "one sane man in a world of crazy people"

    • @joshuacarroll1758
      @joshuacarroll1758 3 роки тому +11

      Same lol

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 2 роки тому +42

      Yeah. Say what you will, but he has good moral fiber.

    • @asmolbean9300
      @asmolbean9300 2 роки тому +80

      A ceo having morals is an impossible contradiction.

  • @jau5652
    @jau5652 2 роки тому +2173

    "technically he's 475 years old" "THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS?" is what I ask myself everytime I watch fantasy anime 😭

    • @technicalmachine1671
      @technicalmachine1671 Рік тому +9

      But that's why you watch it

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 Рік тому +88

      Just once I'd like to watch an anime were everyone looked their age

    • @amdrewgamer
      @amdrewgamer Рік тому +47

      @@technicalmachine1671 what...

    • @funnylittlecreature
      @funnylittlecreature Рік тому +52

      @@technicalmachine1671 why *you* watch it, maybe...

    • @gonoroad2160
      @gonoroad2160 Рік тому

      @@technicalmachine1671 I don't want to assume things about you, but not just for legal reasons, you should prob state that this is a joke. Looking at drawings of literal children, that by lore are really old witches and then making highly sexual scenes about them, is really questionable. I would also like to add, that I find it even more questionable, how often I talk with people about this, but you really sound, look and feel like a pedophile, if you were to talk about thinking certain characters being attractive to you, as I have often times heard before, about characters such as Zoe, from League of Legends.

  • @jamesrivers3627
    @jamesrivers3627 5 років тому +674

    There are levels to his anger. The last one is defeat

    • @dezh6345
      @dezh6345 5 років тому

      You're talking about the black eye?

  • @Calvin-wm2rg
    @Calvin-wm2rg 5 років тому +1824

    Technically, he's 475 years old killed me lol glad they acknowledge that Ash is an immortal ten year old

    • @RibbidyJamGames
      @RibbidyJamGames 5 років тому +3

      Right? Haha this sketch was hilarious

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 5 років тому +14

      "It's ok Robin, Nowi's a centuries-old dragon!"

    • @Calvin-wm2rg
      @Calvin-wm2rg 5 років тому

      @@SomeUA-camTraveler Fates is a great game

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 5 років тому +7

      @@Calvin-wm2rg "It's ok Corrin, none of them are _really_ your sisters!"

    • @juanpablorobayo9891
      @juanpablorobayo9891 5 років тому +10

      "S/he's technically 3,000 years old so it's ok if I lewd!!"
      every time I see this online I feel like minecrafting my head off

  • @LoganAllec
    @LoganAllec 3 роки тому +16508

    I like how blue raspberry, which is something that I literally had to Google just now to make sure actually exists in nature, is a more popular candy flavor than normal raspberry.

    • @sklizzy3125
      @sklizzy3125 3 роки тому +532

      it's because what else are you going to make the blue flavor? blueberries? those taste like ass so it's kind of a lose lose

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 3 роки тому +908

      @@sklizzy3125
      Blueberries taste great. We're just really bad at mimicking real blue berries, so it winds up tasting like chalk.

    • @sklizzy3125
      @sklizzy3125 3 роки тому +239

      @@manictiger yeah i personally don’t like blueberries unless they’re the small kinda sour ones but yeah the artificial blueberry flavor is pretty horrible

    • @WillowTitov
      @WillowTitov 3 роки тому +166

      @@sklizzy3125 hate on blueberries again, I dare you

    • @MoonShadowWolfe
      @MoonShadowWolfe 3 роки тому +118

      The blue, it just makes it so appetizing, like eating a gem.

  • @karma_monkey
    @karma_monkey Рік тому +262

    I shared this with coworkers and now "LOOK AT ME AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID!" is a constant saying in our office.

  • @BossByGamer
    @BossByGamer 5 років тому +12315

    “Save your allowance for Juul pods”
    I died

    • @timethunder4820
      @timethunder4820 5 років тому +201

      So did the kids

    • @theboys1079
      @theboys1079 4 роки тому +9

      See I probably would have to but when you just quote the video it’s a spoiler and I didn’t laugh bc it was old news so thanks you friend

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 4 роки тому +54

      ​@@theboys1079 Can't blame him. The comment section is for talking about the video so dipping into the comments before finishing the video automatically makes you prone to spoilers.

    • @DeepFriedOreoOffline
      @DeepFriedOreoOffline 4 роки тому +33

      @@theboys1079 Dude, reading the comments before finishing a video is like reading the guide book before beating a game. I don't mean to blame the victim, but...
      Also, it's too.

    • @porterwilbourn
      @porterwilbourn 4 роки тому +2

      Same

  • @livingbass9617
    @livingbass9617 5 років тому +10804

    I’m thankful that this series isn’t being ruined or overdone with too many episodes too often because the spacing out of the episodes is retaining the comedic value. I love this series.

    • @mrana2424
      @mrana2424 5 років тому +135

      That’s key. The only bring it out when it’s good.

    • @PinkENBlue
      @PinkENBlue 5 років тому +68

      I didn't realize they were intentionally delaying this series until now

    • @phnexOice
      @phnexOice 5 років тому +172

      @@PinkENBlue I think they also are waiting for companies that are uniquely bad, not just regular bad

    • @gagewendland4315
      @gagewendland4315 5 років тому +23

      That's what Smosh started doing wrong I think.

    • @SSJGhost_Wolf
      @SSJGhost_Wolf 5 років тому +14

      I never thought about it like that, but spacing it out actually does make it better

  • @bodebaggins
    @bodebaggins 4 роки тому +8069

    dear collegehumor: please make more of these. they are fucking hilarious and brennon really sells it

    • @coopermurphy4754
      @coopermurphy4754 4 роки тому +16

      We are in a pandemic

    • @borgnafthecheesegod1546
      @borgnafthecheesegod1546 4 роки тому +79

      @@coopermurphy4754 yeah;
      and?...., it's not like they have to have brennan in a room with others, you barely ever see anyone else, and they recently put one out where he was conversing with an employee on computer so it's totally doable.

    • @maximillion322
      @maximillion322 4 роки тому +83

      Brennan Lee Mulligan is a national fucking treasure

    • @cryo311old
      @cryo311old 3 роки тому +6

      @@coopermurphy4754
      Tide 2.0

    • @trinwheeler4639
      @trinwheeler4639 3 роки тому +2

      They did it

  • @colinhildebrand9837
    @colinhildebrand9837 2 роки тому +2429

    Oh God.
    It's the only censored CEO sketch.
    Because they're MARKETING TO CHILDREN-

    • @shadeofsound23
      @shadeofsound23 2 роки тому +116

      Ohmygod I can't unhear it now

    • @burgerboy_20
      @burgerboy_20 2 роки тому +86

      PFFT WAIT I DIDNT NOTICE

    • @futuza
      @futuza 2 роки тому +40

      Hahaha just noticed

    • @drummerrck
      @drummerrck Рік тому +32

      I was JUST asking myself why this one's edited. That's amazing.

    • @IHMyself
      @IHMyself Рік тому +1

      😂

  • @stanamilanovich3956
    @stanamilanovich3956 5 років тому +1239

    I always like the brief moments of hope before he's utterly crushed, then... the anger. This is brilliant.

    • @imadooddood8803
      @imadooddood8803 5 років тому +24

      The best one was the book. His soul ascended

    • @CrazyYasha
      @CrazyYasha 5 років тому +3

      These are my favourite sketches.

    • @artypyrec4186
      @artypyrec4186 4 роки тому

      You just described parenthood

    • @mattgreen7692
      @mattgreen7692 8 місяців тому +1

      They made Game Changer because of this comment

    • @stanamilanovich3956
      @stanamilanovich3956 8 місяців тому

      @@mattgreen7692 At least certain episodes seem inspired by it. He is very...consistent.

  • @roberttrotter557
    @roberttrotter557 5 років тому +3351

    His poor guy, he can’t own a single successful business

    • @gran9773
      @gran9773 5 років тому +55

      Is it his fault? Are his coworkers simply too... mad? Idiotic? Insane? Stupid? Breinless? What fits the most i wonder....

    • @shadowcarthage
      @shadowcarthage 5 років тому +2

      @@gran9773 Yes

    • @jamariirobinson725
      @jamariirobinson725 5 років тому +23

      They're all successful. They just one day become unsuccessful.

    • @AnyssaBall
      @AnyssaBall 5 років тому +22

      He even has to keep changing his name

    • @JoseMendoza-JAM
      @JoseMendoza-JAM 5 років тому +6

      Tumblr was good he the one who fucked up

  • @austinwiltse8173
    @austinwiltse8173 5 років тому +1110

    Just the way the off-camera guy says “adult backpack” after Brennan puts it on legit has me in hysterics.

    • @speedydog45
      @speedydog45 5 років тому +13

      Adult Backpack :)

    • @soulfox32
      @soulfox32 5 років тому +18

      @@speedydog45 That's it, your never walking again

    • @MrCrackedJack
      @MrCrackedJack 5 років тому +6

      The way he says "That's an adult backpack" is just...I don't know..so fucking hilarious.

  • @captaincrispy2184
    @captaincrispy2184 Рік тому +94

    My favourite line from this will always be "Your child took it to school my accident?!" 2:25
    The delivery on this is just perfect.

  • @ThawtsForFood
    @ThawtsForFood 5 років тому +403

    They need to do more CEO bits with him. These are priceless

  • @clapflamer6962
    @clapflamer6962 4 роки тому +6668

    “Oh this actually isn’t that bad...”
    “Save your allowance for Juul pods!”

    • @asaprutvz
      @asaprutvz 4 роки тому +237

      “We’re monsters.”

    • @ariz1516
      @ariz1516 4 роки тому +101

      Brennan's thoughts: "We're f*cked"

    • @joeyteter9383
      @joeyteter9383 4 роки тому +30

      You are my hero. No matter how many times I’ve watched this video, which is a lot, I could never catch what it said lol

    • @elweewee
      @elweewee 3 роки тому +13

      4:46

    • @RoScFan
      @RoScFan 3 роки тому +7

      that part was my favorite

  • @Greg-TC
    @Greg-TC 5 років тому +8030

    “Pulling this shit with this government, we’d be all better off committing *war crimes* than this level of copyright infringement” hahahaha it’s funny because it’s true

    • @selalewow
      @selalewow 5 років тому +108

      Sadly no, Trump backpedaled because there were a handful of vaping protestors at a rally so he cancelled the ban.
      *sigh*
      Welcome to America.

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov 5 років тому +61

      Yep, those poor people making poison for kids. Who’s going to take care of them?

    • @jungkooks_microwavephobia
      @jungkooks_microwavephobia 5 років тому +53

      *Nazi scientists have entered the chat*

    • @grubalaboocreosote4774
      @grubalaboocreosote4774 5 років тому +133

      Noticing the other people who replied don't realize that Trump is serving pardons to convicted war criminals.

    • @jojov5344
      @jojov5344 5 років тому +19

      Selale Z well the ban was stupid to begin with the illness was caused by thc cart usage literally enforce the current laws and were good all the illnesses were from underaged users either vaping carts or Juuls both are shit but we need to leave regular nicotine vaping that’s on things that aren’t Juul alone like I’m a legal adult if I can die in a war go into debt and pay taxes my choice to huff mango Mai tai through a hot stick should not be infringed because Timmy and the local gas station owner don’t follow the rules about being 18 to use and buy these products sooo yea

  • @tuptastic304
    @tuptastic304 2 роки тому +453

    "because bottom line, that's what children are" is such a genius line oh my god

    • @AshMenon
      @AshMenon 2 роки тому +20

      holy shit I just got that. That's amazing.

    • @icegod4849
      @icegod4849 2 роки тому +14

      It took me a solid 10 seconds of reading this to realize the underlying joke oml

    • @idotn8752
      @idotn8752 2 роки тому +1

      Can someone explain it pls

    • @icegod4849
      @icegod4849 2 роки тому +38

      @@idotn8752 "bottom lining" is a euphimism for someone dying as it is referring to heart beat monitors going from an up and down motion to a flat one. So the line can be also taken as "dead, that's what children are"

    • @idotn8752
      @idotn8752 2 роки тому +1

      @@icegod4849 thanks

  • @shiningstar737
    @shiningstar737 5 років тому +1428

    I want to see one where Brennan plays the ceo if UA-cam
    In accurate clothing

    • @mangasaint
      @mangasaint 5 років тому +24

      And Disney

    • @TrixieTheGreat
      @TrixieTheGreat 5 років тому +24

      Shit, that'd be brilliant! Especially if he'd be wearing Hitlers moustache and censoring something every 3-4 seconds.

    • @TheEtherny
      @TheEtherny 5 років тому +3

      And DC

    • @alexanderwulfert6730
      @alexanderwulfert6730 5 років тому +15

      @@vilegrog well done, you spotted the joke!

    • @warrenphilips8441
      @warrenphilips8441 5 років тому

      yes...YES. Pleeeeease.

  • @smartass199614
    @smartass199614 3 роки тому +8452

    I love how he has a black eye after he tells the cameraman that he’s never gonna walk again.

    • @sendie7645
      @sendie7645 3 роки тому +109

      That’s the joke

    • @smartass199614
      @smartass199614 3 роки тому +387

      @@sendie7645 I know, but the attention to detail for a UA-cam skit is amazing

    • @shadowbladeace1651
      @shadowbladeace1651 3 роки тому +49

      I didn't notice that. Hmm.

    • @otakonjunkie
      @otakonjunkie 3 роки тому +551

      True, but you also never hear from the off camera guy again, so the CEO may have succeeded.

    • @apolloptx
      @apolloptx 3 роки тому +97

      @@smartass199614 Attention to detail? That ISN'T attention to detail. That's a basic joke. Imply he got punched by adding a bit of make up. Holy shit, wow, so genius...

  • @shadownerd9701
    @shadownerd9701 5 років тому +3229

    UA-cam: Don't Market to kids
    College Humor: That sounds like a skit!
    UA-cam: ....

  • @ezekielbaskerville2710
    @ezekielbaskerville2710 Рік тому +90

    I love how the cameraman knows his kid took the Juul lunchbox and *still* doesn't see the issue is so on brand for companies I'm left wheezing.

    • @ibrahimalee23
      @ibrahimalee23 Рік тому

      The cameraman is so braindead that it hurts lol

    • @tommyliu7020
      @tommyliu7020 10 місяців тому +4

      I thought you’re left wheezing because of Juul products 😂

    • @ezekielbaskerville2710
      @ezekielbaskerville2710 10 місяців тому +5

      @@tommyliu7020 Nah, I'm an adult, so I'm _clearly_ not Juul's target demographic.

  • @nolifeconsolegamer
    @nolifeconsolegamer 4 роки тому +4145

    “Save up your allowance for Juul pods!”
    “We’re monsters.”

    • @festimkrosi9704
      @festimkrosi9704 3 роки тому +16

      Yea finally after a year we managed to get to 1 year

    • @milescorporosus4058
      @milescorporosus4058 3 роки тому +28

      "Are _we_ the baddies?"

    • @Mister_Black_Shirt
      @Mister_Black_Shirt 3 роки тому +13

      i love the way he just accepts the role of the villain

    • @nolifeconsolegamer
      @nolifeconsolegamer 2 роки тому +4

      @@Mister_Black_Shirt exactly.

    • @TheMamaluigi300
      @TheMamaluigi300 2 роки тому +3

      @@nolifeconsolegamer I think he just realized the true gravity of his company’s situation

  • @gretchenlemmond9645
    @gretchenlemmond9645 5 років тому +10322

    Ah yes, my favorite juul flavor- Minecraft

    • @example5237
      @example5237 5 років тому +46

      oatmeal juul flavor

    • @tr0m
      @tr0m 5 років тому +17

      o f c o u r s e

    • @arlan9203
      @arlan9203 5 років тому +11

      Worms The next one is the taste of drûgś

    • @example5237
      @example5237 5 років тому +9

      @@arlan9203 yumm drugs

    • @michanforever
      @michanforever 5 років тому +14

      ahh love that earthy taste...

  • @daltonSmile
    @daltonSmile 4 роки тому +7284

    *puts on backpack*
    “LOOK AT ME... AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID”
    “adult... back...pack”
    “you’re never walking again”

    • @GenuineBronxite
      @GenuineBronxite 4 роки тому +62

      3:56

    • @Africa41
      @Africa41 4 роки тому +88

      Then he got beat

    • @Livestreamlurker
      @Livestreamlurker 4 роки тому +31

      @quality content_lol16 It's bless the rains. Not miss the rains

    • @randomperson-kv5nx
      @randomperson-kv5nx 4 роки тому +24

      "What are you doing?"

    • @Timeward76
      @Timeward76 4 роки тому +58

      @@direwolffrost9220 just because he got punched back doesnt mean he lost the fight

  • @wojteklenartowicz8436
    @wojteklenartowicz8436 Рік тому +29

    - You're never walking again!
    - What are you do-
    It was so perfect. The cut, the delivery, Brennan's quick walk to the poor soul behind the camera. I was laughing for 10 minutes straight.
    Keep up the good work, gang.

  • @Jackie89000
    @Jackie89000 4 роки тому +10446

    "That's a child."
    "Technically he's 475 years old."
    Hentai summarized

    • @liamdalemon1525
      @liamdalemon1525 4 роки тому +593

      THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS!?!??!
      you know if you were several hundred years old and you could look as young as you wanted, why would you choose to look like an underage lolli instead of you in your prime?

    • @tychoderkommentator2989
      @tychoderkommentator2989 4 роки тому +222

      @@liamdalemon1525 Maybe them in their prime was an underaged loli. Puberty does some things to some people yall

    • @connordziadul6048
      @connordziadul6048 4 роки тому +33

      I can confirm

    • @theabyssofjin3372
      @theabyssofjin3372 4 роки тому +28

      @@liamdalemon1525 cuz flat chested adult woman with mature behaviour and thinking is secsi.
      Have you seen Shuten Douji FGO??? She's secsi

    • @CubularCreeper
      @CubularCreeper 4 роки тому +23

      CaTastrophy427 Oh shit they're still somewhat innocent, nobody introduce them to shota/trap!

  • @baggedboy
    @baggedboy 4 роки тому +3128

    “Yellow, red, pink, green, blue, black. Those are the exact colors of the power rangers.”

    • @justsomenobody1454
      @justsomenobody1454 4 роки тому +30

      Retail Facts 101 He meant the original six

    • @fenhen
      @fenhen 4 роки тому +8

      Blitzwing The Hothead To be fair no kids care about a kids cartoon from 25+ years ago.
      It is actually is marketed towards adults!

    • @justsomenobody1454
      @justsomenobody1454 4 роки тому +2

      fenhen Yeah, Ik? Am I not allowed to correct though?

    • @fenhen
      @fenhen 4 роки тому +1

      Blitzwing The Hothead It is not allowed, I’m calling the internet police.

    • @theshockerpit7274
      @theshockerpit7274 4 роки тому +12

      Go go juul Rangers

  • @chemical_concern667
    @chemical_concern667 5 років тому +651

    “I use that for myself”
    “Show me”
    “My kid took it to school”
    Jesus this series keeps getting better

  • @camloch
    @camloch 2 роки тому +162

    This series is an excuse for Brennan to freak out occasionally and I *love* it.

    • @panpolypuff
      @panpolypuff 9 місяців тому

      This comment belongs on several Game Changer episodes too 😂

  • @liemn23
    @liemn23 5 років тому +835

    “Save up your allowance for Juul’s pods.” No ambiguity there, and no f*cks given!

    • @ShelbySteele23
      @ShelbySteele23 5 років тому

      My favorite part 😂😂😂

    • @xxxman360
      @xxxman360 5 років тому

      666th like

    • @campkira
      @campkira 5 років тому

      no... those kid will buy Jordan...

  • @VerlTheSkeptic
    @VerlTheSkeptic 5 років тому +2216

    Looks like they're targeting 90's kids with that carrying case.

    • @retardgorrilanigler522
      @retardgorrilanigler522 5 років тому +9

      Verl Humpherys no way. not possible

    • @offscreen6578
      @offscreen6578 5 років тому +3

      *80s kids.

    • @HelenGPitts
      @HelenGPitts 5 років тому

      Previous month I was able to gather my first five figure income ever!!! I've been working for this company on the web for 2 yrs now and I never been happier... They are paying me $95 per hour, and the most desirable thing regarding this is the fact I am not really that tech-savvy, they only asked for basic awareness of internet and simple typing skill...The best thing about this work is that now I have more free time for my family. I am in a position to enjoy quality time with my family and friends and take care of my children and also going on holiday break together with them very consistently. Don't miss this opportunity and try to respond quickly. Check it out, what it is about... *foryou49­.­c­o­m*

    • @offscreen6578
      @offscreen6578 5 років тому +7

      @@HelenGPitts ok Boomer

    • @BigBossIvan
      @BigBossIvan 5 років тому

      Such better times.

  • @kilometerbob2662
    @kilometerbob2662 4 роки тому +2529

    "This is a child"
    "Actually hes 475 years old"

    • @teadealer6706
      @teadealer6706 4 роки тому +22

      a classic

    • @Mc47Fan
      @Mc47Fan 4 роки тому +40

      And yet the worst argument people pull up when trying to point fingers at others to call them pedophiles or something

    • @nalyddoow9295
      @nalyddoow9295 4 роки тому +67

      @@Mc47Fan "bruh its just a drawing"

    • @dan-rk7yx
      @dan-rk7yx 4 роки тому +16

      Every anime dudebro

    • @jpg3306
      @jpg3306 4 роки тому +62

      THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THAT

  • @acetrigger1337
    @acetrigger1337 Рік тому +46

    He didn't say "I will break your legs." like it was a threat.
    He said "you are never walking again." like it was already a fact.

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 8 місяців тому

      Then it cuts to him with a black eye. I guess it didn't go well for him.

    • @meghanhenderson6682
      @meghanhenderson6682 7 місяців тому +5

      @@Blasted2Oblivion It cuts back to him with ONLY a black eye, and the other guy is never heard again. There's a clear winner.

  • @imeantherearethedarktownsy5210
    @imeantherearethedarktownsy5210 4 роки тому +989

    *strides aggressively* “You’re never walking again.”

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 4 роки тому +63

      *returns on camera with black eye*

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 4 роки тому +32

      An appropriate response, actually.

    • @WillowTitov
      @WillowTitov 3 роки тому +2

      Likes are at 666, don't wanna be the one to ruin it, take this comment as a pseudo-like

    • @Spinelblade
      @Spinelblade 3 роки тому +3

      @@SuperSwordman1 I mean, we don't know what happened to the other guy. From that point on he's gone.

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 3 роки тому +2

      @@Spinelblade okay fair enough

  • @AN-xl7ej
    @AN-xl7ej 4 роки тому +1417

    I died at "He did? Whatever did he mistake it for?!"

  • @NeroThacher
    @NeroThacher 5 років тому +3705

    "Say! What you just said!"
    "Adult --- Backpack"
    "You're never walking again"

  • @MeonLights
    @MeonLights 2 роки тому +182

    "That's a CHILD"
    "Technically they're (insert an absurd age definitely not humanly possible)"
    "THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW THEM THAT WAY?! WHY ARE THEY MAKING BEDROOM EYES?!"
    Anime be like...

  • @jakethespoopycat
    @jakethespoopycat 5 років тому +8799

    “What would Minecraft taste like?”
    “It tastes e a r t h y”

    • @423adriana
      @423adriana 5 років тому +97

      *E A R T H Y*

    • @frostytheiceberg1127
      @frostytheiceberg1127 5 років тому +11

      Goddammit where's my andesite house at jake?!

    • @Yewtewba
      @Yewtewba 5 років тому +3

      Tastes like alphabet blocks

    • @LiamStorer
      @LiamStorer 5 років тому +7

      Tastes like punching trees

    • @mothlastname2413
      @mothlastname2413 5 років тому

      You didn’t add anything be original

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 5 років тому +2432

    I actually expected “Juul Spinners” to be vape fidget spinners.

    • @akronred648
      @akronred648 5 років тому +77

      Congratulations, you've just come up with the most 2016 item I've ever heard of.

    • @carbonfizz
      @carbonfizz 5 років тому +7

      blue raspberry is my favorite

    • @efilymkcuf1429
      @efilymkcuf1429 5 років тому +1

      Sane

    • @MtnDewGuy100
      @MtnDewGuy100 5 років тому +12

      *JUUL IS CUUL FOR SCUUL*

    • @MtnDewGuy100
      @MtnDewGuy100 5 років тому +3

      *JUUL IS CUUL FOR SCUUL*

  • @leophyte9663
    @leophyte9663 5 років тому +763

    Brennan is single handedly keeping this channel alive to me.

    • @Black_pearl_adrift
      @Black_pearl_adrift 5 років тому +3

      Hes the only reason I watch

    • @xhytecodm
      @xhytecodm 5 років тому +1

      the reason I keep coming back these are top tier

    • @samuelortreger5813
      @samuelortreger5813 5 років тому +1

      Yes! I been saying this for months. I wouldn't watch a single CH vid if Brennan wasn't on the team

    • @someguyontheinternet7
      @someguyontheinternet7 5 років тому

      Honestly, every time there’s a new video at CH, I’m hoping it’s a CEO sketch.

  • @mrhelitosis7564
    @mrhelitosis7564 2 роки тому +85

    If that “Just Juul” show actually existed, a mental institution would have a field day trying to cure Saberspark.

    • @007megaoof
      @007megaoof Рік тому +2

      Wrong it’s not furry porn

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 Рік тому +2

      Uh oh. What Saber been up to?

    • @mrhelitosis7564
      @mrhelitosis7564 Рік тому +1

      @@pryingeyes1551Do you see the brain rotting stuff he has to watch? He sacrifices his sanity for us.

  • @Zenologia4673
    @Zenologia4673 3 роки тому +4516

    “Adult. Backpack.”
    I’m shaking laughing every time 🤣

    • @tjking7457
      @tjking7457 3 роки тому +121

      “You’re never walking again!”

    • @mehnah5033
      @mehnah5033 3 роки тому +57

      @@tjking7457 "What are you doi-!"

    • @iwong3357
      @iwong3357 3 роки тому +62

      I love the seething contempt you can hear in his voice when he says "LOOK AT ME AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID!"

    • @fernandod4046
      @fernandod4046 3 роки тому +8

      Wow. That backpack is bigger than most adult backpacks I see.

    • @devabratsarma867
      @devabratsarma867 3 роки тому +3

      I think this is the legit best moment of this skit... LOOK AT ME.. 😂😂😂

  • @anthonygarcia5375
    @anthonygarcia5375 3 роки тому +2882

    Fun fact!(not really) Juuls were made more addictive than traditional cigarettes and to look like a USB stick to Target young people
    Sure the original inventor wanted to make a safer(less cancer) alternative to cigarettes he has stated deep regret for what he made and what it has become

    • @charleswest782
      @charleswest782 3 роки тому +121

      He can "regret" till the end of time. He still hasn't done anything to actually change the situation

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 3 роки тому +232

      @@charleswest782 can't unring the bell, what should he be doing, iyo?

    • @charleswest782
      @charleswest782 3 роки тому +42

      @@andiward7068 actually fighting to for control of his invention to prevent it from being marketed towards children.

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 3 роки тому +242

      @@charleswest782 How? What actual legal steps can he take? He sold his rights to the product and no longer has any input or influence about it's use. I'm genuinely curious what recourse you think he should or can have.

    • @charleswest782
      @charleswest782 3 роки тому +31

      @@andiward7068 but you want an answer about what he could and should be doing? Fine. He can take his damn nicotine money and use it to lobby for laws preventing his product from being marketed towards children. But has he spent a damn penny on that? No. It's all lip service. He got his money, he doesn't really care

  • @anawkwardbean165
    @anawkwardbean165 4 роки тому +2889

    *Cameraman*: my kid took it to school by accident
    *The kid, smoking in front of their friends*: yeah, i saved my allowance for Juul pods

    • @aaronchurchill7219
      @aaronchurchill7219 4 роки тому +6

      Perfect

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 3 роки тому +21

      The kid's friend: We get it, you vape.

    • @1bingbongtingtong1
      @1bingbongtingtong1 3 роки тому +2

      That joke in the video had me fucking wheezing, I swear, the way it's just out of nowhere.

    • @moelester7527
      @moelester7527 3 роки тому +1

      He also bought the Juul backpack and book.

    • @pedropena880
      @pedropena880 2 роки тому

      No the camera man. It's the marketing guy.

  • @Buphido
    @Buphido 2 роки тому +33

    I absolutely love the glee in Brennans face as he was proven right by the kid taking the "juul carrying case" to school on accident. xD

  • @HannahKeper
    @HannahKeper 5 років тому +2723

    “What does Minecraft even taste like?!?!”
    It tastes like my 8 year old, overheating MacBook begging for mercy as I place the final block in my 7 story house

    • @mizuxoo
      @mizuxoo 4 роки тому +59

      it tastes like your 8 year old? yikes

    • @godbroccoli11
      @godbroccoli11 4 роки тому +18

      get rid of everything after "my 8 year old" and that's it. That's the flavor

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 4 роки тому +5

      @@mizuxoo Yes. Everyone knows, above about half a year, they are only good for soup and nothing else anymore.

    • @salimalbitar
      @salimalbitar 4 роки тому +1

      Error 404

    • @johno8465
      @johno8465 4 роки тому

      Or nostalgia: every cloud u puff is a cloud of depression

  • @UlshaRS
    @UlshaRS 5 років тому +155

    Someone in the props department had WAYYYYYY too much fun with this one.

  • @daydreamer412
    @daydreamer412 5 років тому +508

    I’m beyond offended after the way he spoke about blue raspberry 😞

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 5 років тому +2

      😂😂

    • @Ben7seven7
      @Ben7seven7 5 років тому

      People get so easily offended nowadays. Besides... he was only speaking the truth about the blue raspberry. 🍇

    • @jackmakila3776
      @jackmakila3776 5 років тому +5

      @@Ben7seven7 blasphemy

    • @clownworldhereticmyron1018
      @clownworldhereticmyron1018 5 років тому +1

      I love blue raspberry.

    • @16Yashaluver
      @16Yashaluver 5 років тому +2

      Who in their right mind doesn't like Blue Raspberry?! It is by far, the most superior flavor.

  • @810462841
    @810462841 2 роки тому +11

    The ENTIRE ‘just juul’ segment has me in tears every time, has never failed to make me laugh so hard. What a sketch, I hope college humour keeps making these!

  • @ethanpan2335
    @ethanpan2335 4 роки тому +4396

    Brennan is terrifyingly good at acting unhinged.
    “Anyone disagree?”

    • @donnypatoine4475
      @donnypatoine4475 4 роки тому +44

      Yeah he's to good for an internet skit but I'm not going to complain 😂

    • @QueenPhillipOConner
      @QueenPhillipOConner 4 роки тому +2

      he not

    • @snoopythedoge5639
      @snoopythedoge5639 4 роки тому +12

      What acting?

    • @lorebooks5230
      @lorebooks5230 4 роки тому +18

      Brennan Lee Mulligan isn't acting.
      He's just ...a broken, broken man.

    • @ESFAndy011
      @ESFAndy011 4 роки тому +8

      @@QueenPhillipOConner You're never walking again!

  • @Foultarnished513
    @Foultarnished513 3 роки тому +584

    The deep inhale right before Brennan looks at the camera and says "this is a child's backpack" adds years to my life.

    • @jcqwater8713
      @jcqwater8713 2 роки тому +3

      ahahhaa its the Look at me! for me 😆😆

    • @cynacist1823
      @cynacist1823 2 роки тому +1

      And the way his hands shake

  • @morgedits
    @morgedits 5 років тому +1600

    “How does Minecraft TASTE?!”
    “Earthy” 😂😂😂😂

    • @dakat5131
      @dakat5131 5 років тому +9

      not sure what I expected the answer to be, but that answer both is ridiculous,and yet oddly makes sense.

  • @DesertKitsune
    @DesertKitsune Рік тому +23

    Brennan's shriek of, "Look at me and say what you said!" gets me every time. 😂

    • @disneylover6408
      @disneylover6408 6 місяців тому

      Also the "You're never walking again!" Is priceless 🤣 😂😂

  • @alphawolf7417
    @alphawolf7417 3 роки тому +4152

    "If we f*** with Pikachu it's our ***!!"
    Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @evanchismark3092
      @evanchismark3092 3 роки тому +19

      Ironic. Dank carts seems to be effing with koffing.

    • @TeeComedian
      @TeeComedian 3 роки тому +65

      The line about war crimes was horrifically right too

    • @woodrow-wilson
      @woodrow-wilson 3 роки тому +3

      @@TeeComedian Yeah that's America lol

    • @Randumbplayer
      @Randumbplayer 3 роки тому +1

      Phhh you wish

    • @dayhel2367
      @dayhel2367 3 роки тому +4

      Not even in the context of juul that’s true for literally anyone in universe or in ours

  • @littlemittromney
    @littlemittromney 5 років тому +440

    “Save up your allowance for juul pods” I am DECEASED

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd 5 років тому +5

      guy of camera - "I still have an allowance from my wife"

  • @xile9909
    @xile9909 4 роки тому +5484

    "Technically he's 475 years old" is literally the anime community talking about their loli waifus
    Edit. I would just like to say, those defending character design of children presented as sexualised "dream girl" are just disgusting... We really do stray further from God each day...

    • @netherdominater9960
      @netherdominater9960 4 роки тому +161

      Xile As a member of the anime community, can confirm
      However, the design of the character can be used to sort the standard Weebs from the true degenerates

    • @DeathByDying13
      @DeathByDying13 3 роки тому +61

      I'm not sure people want to actually have "sexual relations" with them, and if they do it's usually with girl who actually act like they're 500 hundred years old, like the monotone voice and like having knowlege of everything, not some girl who like pink princesses and goes to daycare

    • @dannyishere4006
      @dannyishere4006 3 роки тому +216

      @@DeathByDying13 still gross

    • @yepyep86
      @yepyep86 3 роки тому +215

      @@DeathByDying13 you sweet summer child no most loli lovers like that they act cutesy and innocent but will heavily deny that they're underaged and the mental gymnastics they use to justify them liking little girls could get them gold at the Olympics

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 3 роки тому +8

      3:13

  • @mrpotatohead3618
    @mrpotatohead3618 2 роки тому +11

    The power ranger line was creative and had me dying for way longer than it should've

  • @nathanortiz7712
    @nathanortiz7712 4 роки тому +4241

    Anime in a nutshell:
    Manga and Anime artists: she's actually 475 years old
    CEO: ThEn WhY DiD YoU DrAw HiM LiKe ThAt

    • @swisslord2478
      @swisslord2478 4 роки тому +15

      Because

    • @fluffbutt9960
      @fluffbutt9960 4 роки тому +141

      Because weebs are highkey pedos.
      *Don't fucking change my mind.*

    • @jackbennett6902
      @jackbennett6902 4 роки тому +88

      @@fluffbutt9960 most of us ain't. Just the lolicons.

    • @ASlutty9SUnit
      @ASlutty9SUnit 4 роки тому +36

      @@fluffbutt9960 You must really hate Undertale, then, considering what Toby is...
      Also coming from someone named, "Fluffy Goatbutt", who 100% peruses the "Undertail" tag.
      I genuinely can't tell if this is next level trolling, or just massively unaware...

    • @W1nds
      @W1nds 4 роки тому +29

      i mean if your immortal and can never age that tends to happen but at least make them not look like kids

  • @0ctopusComp1etely
    @0ctopusComp1etely 5 років тому +2228

    "There's a CHILD!"
    "Technically, he's 475 years old!"
    I died. Too accurate.

    • @fuzzyllama451
      @fuzzyllama451 5 років тому +29

      ​@metalfaust19 .
      Kanna looks 5 but is ~500 years old - from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid
      Raphtalia looks ~20 but is 10 years old - from The Rising of the Shield Hero
      Stiyl Magnus looks 30 but is 14 years - old from A Certain Magical Index
      Also Ash from Pokemon is still 10 years old last i checked

    • @SerenityM16
      @SerenityM16 5 років тому +3

      Ugh sudden flashbacks to *trying* to read Negima, gods that was horribly written

    • @Canido19
      @Canido19 5 років тому +10

      @@fuzzyllama451 I have ultimately learned 2 major lessons from anime: 1) 1st impressions are bullshit; 2) context is always important.

    • @TamaCinema69
      @TamaCinema69 5 років тому +6

      0ctopusComp1etely THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THAT

    • @meatvortexgaming7134
      @meatvortexgaming7134 5 років тому +3

      anime be like

  • @jacobrodriguez3712
    @jacobrodriguez3712 5 років тому +511

    “Technically he’s 475 years old!”
    “THEN WHY WOULD YOU DRAW HIM THIS WAY!?!???!?!”
    I’m actually dying

    • @MoCatsandStuff
      @MoCatsandStuff 5 років тому +19

      sounds liike those loli people. 'well technically she's a 1000yr old dragon, not 12 so it's good'

    • @quinnsinclair7028
      @quinnsinclair7028 5 років тому

      M m It’s also a joke about how Ash has been 10 years old for the last twenty five seasons of Pokémon.

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 5 років тому

      That's why we tuck anime far away from children...

  • @Engineer_Who
    @Engineer_Who 2 роки тому +18

    Just got the news that FDA has banned Juul electronic cigarettes. Well done, CH!

  • @lauracamargo6105
    @lauracamargo6105 4 роки тому +1535

    "we would be better off committing war crimes than infricting copy like this"
    I died

    • @Thunder-Sky
      @Thunder-Sky 4 роки тому +16

      yeah, that seems to be trend this week.

    • @IKnowThisSoundsGayBut
      @IKnowThisSoundsGayBut 4 роки тому +4

      Read it as he said it.

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 3 роки тому +21

      well he ain't wrong, Blackwater pardons proved that

    • @12.7x99mm
      @12.7x99mm 3 роки тому +6

      @@somkeshav4143 lmfaooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

    • @incognitomode670
      @incognitomode670 3 роки тому +3

      @@somkeshav4143 holy shit lol

  • @Tryo707
    @Tryo707 5 років тому +205

    Brennan is so perfect for these, don't think anyone else could do it justice.

  • @EliQuo
    @EliQuo 4 роки тому +1504

    Brenan: "look at me and say what you said!"
    "ADULT. BACKPACK."
    I died!

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 роки тому +46

      "You're never walking again!"

    • @jeffaffa3412
      @jeffaffa3412 4 роки тому +5

      I laughed but also felt the CEO's frustration

    • @alreadytaken2016
      @alreadytaken2016 4 роки тому +12

      Your never walking again
      What are you doing

    • @amireinav1
      @amireinav1 4 роки тому +6

      WHAT ARE YOU DOI-

  • @fjrapper436
    @fjrapper436 2 роки тому +21

    "Save up your allowance for Juul pods" I'm freaking dead

  • @Sinintheair
    @Sinintheair 5 років тому +285

    When he put on that backback and said"LOOK AT ME, AND SAY WHAT U SAID!!" I could not stop laughing.

    • @falcore91
      @falcore91 5 років тому +9

      Sinairio he should send those 10 seconds of video into DC as an audition reel. I think it is perfect proof he would make an amazing villain.

    • @fakename2926
      @fakename2926 5 років тому +9

      "You're never walking again" immediately sports a bruised eye 😂

  • @bacongamings7814
    @bacongamings7814 4 роки тому +122

    I love how after he picks a fight with the "off-camera actor", he immediately gets injuries on his face indicating the fight went down (4:05). That's what I love about this series, they have everything down to the T no matter what and it's AMAZING.

    • @hunterkai6772
      @hunterkai6772 4 роки тому +2

      Lol I couldn't figure out what couldve happened to the actor when I seen the red mark around his eye and then it suddenly dawned on me that the camera guy punched him in the face.

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 4 роки тому +4

      But did he ever walk again?
      I need to know!

  • @Joker8pie
    @Joker8pie 5 років тому +1130

    Cameraman: "Adult. Backpack."
    Brennan: *"Ah so you have chosen death, I see"*

    • @jeffbrehove2614
      @jeffbrehove2614 5 років тому +27

      And he comes back to camera with a red eye

    • @joelrichardson5139
      @joelrichardson5139 5 років тому +54

      Jeff Brehove but we never heard the camera man again.

    • @mrclueuin
      @mrclueuin 5 років тому

      😄😄😄

    • @cholericqlare
      @cholericqlare 5 років тому +7

      LOOK AT ME AND SAY WHAT YOU SAAAAAAAAAID!!!!!

    • @Godnando00
      @Godnando00 5 років тому +2

      @@cholericqlare *ADULT. BACKPACK*

  • @RobertMMunroe
    @RobertMMunroe 2 роки тому +7

    Seriously, The CEO videos are the best thing to happen to UA-cam ever. I laugh cry through every one. So good.

  • @craxnor
    @craxnor 5 років тому +3097

    “Actually he’s 475 years old.”
    “THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS!”
    All of Japan feels attacked right now.

    • @TunesByAI2024
      @TunesByAI2024 5 років тому +54

      As if they give a damn. They'd more likely to flood the market even more just out of spite. 😂

    • @doot9695
      @doot9695 5 років тому +5

      @@TunesByAI2024 I know

    • @paperclip9558
      @paperclip9558 5 років тому +32

      lmao japan is a pedo nest.

    • @NikoTheNerd
      @NikoTheNerd 5 років тому +39

      all eyes on you lolicons

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 5 років тому +17

      @@NikoTheNerd better animated than live-action

  • @bijuutamer729
    @bijuutamer729 5 років тому +1408

    “Technically he’s 475 years old”
    College humor still got it.

  • @epicsamurai5
    @epicsamurai5 5 років тому +518

    “Actually, he’s 475 years old.”
    You know I’ve heard that used before to justify some... other things.

  • @CookiePepper
    @CookiePepper 2 роки тому +16

    1:09 He had made a great decision about stock option.

  • @ReaferRaid
    @ReaferRaid 4 роки тому +474

    Going by his reactions, he understands f-ing with Pikachu is worse than committing war crimes. Finally a sentiment I can understand

    • @zygas25
      @zygas25 3 роки тому +9

      Especially what they did to that emulator service...that was nasty

    • @Double-R-Nothing
      @Double-R-Nothing 2 роки тому

      @@zygas25 Explain?

    • @zygas25
      @zygas25 2 роки тому +8

      @@Double-R-Nothing Nintendo sued them into oblivion. A Internet service that remasters old games for pc emualtors.

  • @BigT.Larrity
    @BigT.Larrity 5 років тому +262

    Was literally just marathoning the CEO series, so glad it's not over~

    • @littleleakyleakythere
      @littleleakyleakythere 5 років тому +2

      Luckily as long as companies keep fucking up there'll always be more stuff for the series and companies fucking up is never gonna stop

  • @samanthamendonca8845
    @samanthamendonca8845 5 років тому +398

    Y'all didn't have to do blue raspberry dirty like that 😔

    • @Ben7seven7
      @Ben7seven7 5 років тому +1

      Yes they did, blue raspberry deserved nothing less.. 😉

    • @gtimes03
      @gtimes03 5 років тому +14

      I love blue raspberry ;/

    • @samanthamendonca8845
      @samanthamendonca8845 5 років тому +6

      @@gtimes03 it's the best

  • @tairneanaich
    @tairneanaich 3 роки тому +13

    I simply adore how good Brennan is at acting completely and utterly hysterically unhinged. His Righteous Anger Schtick is Chef‘s Kiss

  • @thatguy45177
    @thatguy45177 4 роки тому +348

    I can’t imagine the amount of times they stopped and had to restart the clip because one of them bursted out laughing

    • @nothingtoseehere2394
      @nothingtoseehere2394 3 роки тому +12

      you can almost hear it in the voice of the guy behind the camera.

  • @Magma_Seb
    @Magma_Seb 4 роки тому +1093

    "That's a child!"
    "Technically, he's 475 years old."
    *"THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS?!!"*

  • @RaineAvina
    @RaineAvina 5 років тому +286

    Who ever made up the Minecraft joke needs to be the actual CEO.