THIS YOUTUBER CHALLENGE UNCLE ROGER (Joshua Weissman)

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 13 тис.

  • @JoshuaWeissman
    @JoshuaWeissman 3 роки тому +190994

    I feel like I’ve been knighted by the queen. I promise to close my eyes and throw more things into the pan. Shoutout to my cleaners. ❤️

  • @skyebunny777
    @skyebunny777 3 роки тому +11080

    dang he got that Zojirushi. Rolex of Rice Cooker.

    • @animesoul167
      @animesoul167 3 роки тому +417

      I love how Uncle Roger is so cheap with everything but a rice cooker!

    • @what7681
      @what7681 3 роки тому +159

      @@animesoul167 gotta make that rice PERFECT

    • @drazi6322
      @drazi6322 3 роки тому +44

      @@animesoul167 rice cooker everything laa

    • @edu1113
      @edu1113 3 роки тому +46

      D fact that im not even aware of d brand must mean im piss poor

    • @aaunyea4799
      @aaunyea4799 3 роки тому +2

      That's literally on my wishlist, I want it☺

  • @afikkusan
    @afikkusan Рік тому +1117

    "He think money grow on tree"
    This is by far the most Asian quote ever spoken by every parents in history of Asian civilization.

    • @paulchung9921
      @paulchung9921 Рік тому +15

      Just recently said it to my daughter.

    • @guacamol.e
      @guacamol.e Рік тому +3

      Koreans say sth along the line of "think you can just DIG for money?" So yeah, pretty much

    • @hhuumm
      @hhuumm Рік тому +3

      Indians use that a lot too

    • @sebastiangreen2364
      @sebastiangreen2364 Рік тому +4

      @@hhuumm everybody says it

    • @ssnow5516
      @ssnow5516 Рік тому +9

      i be like. no but money was the tree at one point. ITS PAPER. then my mom back hand me

  • @neesarahmed777
    @neesarahmed777 Рік тому +3672

    "If you poor, just buy $25 random rice cooker, and then get Zojirushi when you have your shit together"
    Words to live by!

    • @temujinkhan6326
      @temujinkhan6326 Рік тому +20

      but we know the truth the poor will buy something they can't afford it's like buying a brand-new sports car when they should be buying a used or lower end car.

    • @tempest83
      @tempest83 Рік тому +4

      I still have my old rice cooker. It still works and I don't throw out machines that work.

    • @martinedezoete9565
      @martinedezoete9565 Рік тому +46

      @@temujinkhan6326 This is so incredibly elitist, I can't.

    • @elasticsynapsis9330
      @elasticsynapsis9330 Рік тому +13

      @@temujinkhan6326 Classist much 🧐

    • @maxmotors9497
      @maxmotors9497 Рік тому

      Christmas gifts are always kitchen oriented in the last few years for my family haha

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 роки тому +16030

    Jamie Oliver is still getting his well deserved roasting

    • @-rum4572
      @-rum4572 3 роки тому +99

      Here before this comment blows up

    • @wyvernranger6923
      @wyvernranger6923 3 роки тому +23

      HEHE

    • @MrJamiesilaban
      @MrJamiesilaban 3 роки тому +86

      I used to like Jamie O but then he kept using rustic like using the letter E. Theeen he had this show about school food whatever. That was the final straw.

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 роки тому +5

      *omg i found mrnigelng second channel!* ua-cam.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/v-deo.html

    • @bruceh9780
      @bruceh9780 3 роки тому +95

      He's putting grapes on pizza now....he's getting worse.

  • @starcrystal2580
    @starcrystal2580 3 роки тому +3276

    Auntie Helen: it's either me or msg
    Uncle Roger: *it's* *divorce* *then*

  • @roxyzilla7382
    @roxyzilla7382 Рік тому +2125

    one of my biggest issues with joshua weissman is actually how he just expects all his viewers to have all this expensive equipment to cook the same stuff he does, so seeing uncle roger point this out is actually quite entertaining.

    • @ThorsShadow
      @ThorsShadow Рік тому +550

      He doesn't expect anything. He knows, that he's "overdoing" it, but that is the ENTIRE point of his "But Better" series. He has two series of videos: "But Better", where he goes all out and overdoes stuff (like he does here) and "But Cheaper", where he actually does stuff, well, cheaper.

    • @thenegotiator1630
      @thenegotiator1630 Рік тому

      @@ThorsShadow these nibbas be having inferiority complex watching cooking videos.

    • @victorracioppi9821
      @victorracioppi9821 Рік тому

      I think he’s just an annoying douche. One of those guy you just wanna slap.

    • @weeb123
      @weeb123 Рік тому +26

      @@ThorsShadow true

    • @echo5440
      @echo5440 Рік тому +79

      @@ThorsShadow thats nice to hear. it makes sense that he’d go all out for that kinda series

  • @jerichohandy8106
    @jerichohandy8106 Рік тому +58

    I love how Uncle Roger says that Joshua’s cleaner has to deal with so many dishes. Growing up in an asian household I thought the same thing. But then my wife said, “He probably just puts it all in the dishwasher”. I forgot those existed and I have one in my house

    • @LitheInLitotes
      @LitheInLitotes Місяць тому +1

      Shut up the shilling for that douche Josh

  • @godless_goddess5985
    @godless_goddess5985 3 роки тому +4192

    "He look more like guy who own more Bitcoin than friend." Uncle Roger's roast game is *ON POINT*

    • @edwardtan7283
      @edwardtan7283 3 роки тому +14

      1 bit coin with no friends must be sad life.

    • @RevengeAvenger
      @RevengeAvenger 3 роки тому +14

      Impossible money buys friends.

    • @laszlobandi6456
      @laszlobandi6456 3 роки тому +7

      so sad, i wanna sell my friends for bitcoin too. i accept etherium as well.

    • @rustyshackleford6992
      @rustyshackleford6992 2 роки тому

      "I wonder if he use finger test on his girlfriend?!" Ooof

    • @LitheInLitotes
      @LitheInLitotes Місяць тому +1

      Josh is a moron

  • @nickt_274
    @nickt_274 2 роки тому +15071

    "If rice in bowl, eat with chopsticks."
    "If rice in plate, eat with spoon."
    "If rice in Jamie Oliver kitchen, THROW IT OUT!"🤣🤣

    • @panjinurfadillah2489
      @panjinurfadillah2489 2 роки тому +357

      And also if you are a body builder THROW JAMIE OLIVER also why not

    • @taho3692
      @taho3692 2 роки тому +51

      @@panjinurfadillah2489 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is great!

    • @cool1justin928
      @cool1justin928 2 роки тому +111

      But if rice in Kay kitchen, call CHILD SERVICES

    • @user-vt6jq6pf9c
      @user-vt6jq6pf9c 2 роки тому +17

      10:10 also very basic uncle roger accepts defeat 😂

    • @onoxable
      @onoxable 2 роки тому +56

      If rice in banana leaf , use hand.

  • @hhq9423
    @hhq9423 Рік тому +342

    In all honesty, whenever I cook following the recipe to the T, I mess it up. So I just eyeball everything and throw spices into it. That's what makes my cooking good.

    • @paulchung9921
      @paulchung9921 Рік тому +5

      It's why the best chefs are big and fat. You just have to taste and eyeball all your creations.

    • @hhq9423
      @hhq9423 Рік тому +7

      @@paulchung9921 I dun think so. There are many chefs who are good at cooking and physically fit.

    • @Iprodeltaelite
      @Iprodeltaelite Рік тому

      @@hhq9423 false. Every single chef ever is fat and ugly

  • @rubycheng9643
    @rubycheng9643 11 місяців тому +129

    As a Taiwanese and a fried rice lover, I must say his fried rice looks reallllly good! It’s like fancy (maybe unaffordable) fried rice served in a high-end, authentic Chinese restaurant 🤤
    BTW, using a drainer to wash rice is in fact a much more convenient method comparing to washing rice in a pot cuz in this way, the rice wouldn’t be scattered everywhere when drained. I’ve learned this from a Taiwanese chef youtuber and found it very useful.

    • @BlueGlow26
      @BlueGlow26 10 місяців тому +2

      Also Taiwanese here 😊
      🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼

    • @Spectera127
      @Spectera127 10 місяців тому

      China bad

    • @Ay_lol_btw
      @Ay_lol_btw 7 місяців тому

      ​@@BlueGlow26u mean chinese

    • @BumFluffer1999
      @BumFluffer1999 20 днів тому

      It’s just common sense as well tbh

  • @Vercci1
    @Vercci1 3 роки тому +11846

    This guy's fried rice looks like it went to a private school

    • @zizzors9314
      @zizzors9314 3 роки тому +171

      Underrated.
      Or perhaps it's too early

    • @mlssrsevenseven8160
      @mlssrsevenseven8160 3 роки тому +58

      Underrated comment my guy

    • @outdoorscholar6016
      @outdoorscholar6016 3 роки тому +224

      Funny enough, this guy used to work at a high end restaurant that had little tolerance for any errors made by the chefs. Probably explains the vibe he gives

    • @loleeem
      @loleeem 3 роки тому +9

      😂😂😂

    • @DanishAli-gw9ke
      @DanishAli-gw9ke 3 роки тому +77

      His in n out "but better" burger looks like it went to harvard

  • @x.lungeli
    @x.lungeli 3 роки тому +2733

    If rice in bowl, eat with chopstick
    If rice in plate, eat with spoon
    If rice in Jamie Oliver kitchen, throw it out 😂

    • @Criclee
      @Criclee 3 роки тому +109

      If rice in bowl, plate, anything: H A N D S

    • @coolerplays3477
      @coolerplays3477 3 роки тому +8

      @@Criclee no that's gross

    • @Criclee
      @Criclee 3 роки тому +67

      @@coolerplays3477 i just do it i’m malay 😂😂😂

    • @cuminandcinn3343
      @cuminandcinn3343 3 роки тому +11

      @@coolerplays3477 let me guess, youre a gweilo

    • @Freudes_06
      @Freudes_06 3 роки тому +41

      @@coolerplays3477 it's normal here in Malaysia... malay, chinese, indian... everyone does this

  • @quintencedillo7863
    @quintencedillo7863 Рік тому +66

    As an Asian/white family, everytime my friends come over and see our rice maker, it’s like magic to them, and I never understood why you would make it yourself🤣, also that seriously is the best brand rice maker, parents were gifted one at their wedding 28 years ago and thing still works like it’s brand new, worth the price point %100

    • @tampamabins2868
      @tampamabins2868 6 місяців тому

      You are white with a hispanic last name???

    • @SirEmuTheDapper
      @SirEmuTheDapper 3 місяці тому

      @@tampamabins2868what’s wrong with that?

  • @ggakola9080
    @ggakola9080 Рік тому +58

    9:19- Here in South India, we use our hands for eating rice

    • @leokan9860
      @leokan9860 Рік тому +1

      Not in public tho

    • @kingb9357
      @kingb9357 Рік тому +4

      @@leokan9860 Yeah We use hands to eat rice in home but in public we prefer spoon.

    • @sangeethasancharaya6870
      @sangeethasancharaya6870 Рік тому +4

      Many south asians and arabs do so

    • @dannygrio
      @dannygrio Рік тому

      sorry to say, but hands are the least in Indian food. lol If you watch some videos online of indian food.. Prove that higine is not excencial,

    • @joslinechristopher7936
      @joslinechristopher7936 Рік тому +3

      @@leokan9860 yeah we do use hands in public

  • @AndrewSlacks
    @AndrewSlacks 2 роки тому +3580

    "you're eating salt on crack, of course it hits"
    truer words have not been spoken

    • @Kingfelipethe1st
      @Kingfelipethe1st 2 роки тому +18

      Msg on more Crack then all of lawton oklahoma. I live in Lawton I can say that

    • @JaxMerrick
      @JaxMerrick 2 роки тому

      @@Kingfelipethe1st I was in Ft Sill back in '08, and trust me, one weekend leave and you already know.

  • @StevenHe
    @StevenHe 3 роки тому +6431

    I’m such a failure I can’t make rice without a rice cooker😂😂😂

    • @tanisha.r.thomas
      @tanisha.r.thomas 3 роки тому +180

      Dont feel bad. None of us can

    • @Jaebeombestie
      @Jaebeombestie 3 роки тому +28

      Lol same

    • @stichexsperament6263
      @stichexsperament6263 3 роки тому +74

      Lmao I can but don't feel bad because making it in a pot is annoying

    • @ShadowLimited310
      @ShadowLimited310 3 роки тому +39

      Rice is notoriously difficult to cook, the cooker just makes it's consistent

    • @FlamerzZz
      @FlamerzZz 3 роки тому +70

      Being a chinese chef for 4 years and started from bottom first 2 years cooking rice everyday....i can confirm that cooking rice without a rice cooker is super hard(been there done that when the rice cooker died middle of service). When the rice is fully cooked you only have few seconds to switch the fire off cause it burns quickly, or you have to control the fire at the right temperature if not the bottom will burn and the top remains raw. You just eye it but you cant open the lid ! it would fuck the rice up too! Its worse than baking a cake.

  • @Technickcall
    @Technickcall Рік тому +14

    6:40 I thought he was going to say "Uncle Roger didn't know I have to own a yacht to make fried rice"

  • @eBoyGamer1106
    @eBoyGamer1106 Рік тому +21

    I'm laughing how Nick took tries to get the prestigious "Uncle" title, and Joshua only took one attempt to get it. LMAO

  • @Tim.Stotelmeyer.2984
    @Tim.Stotelmeyer.2984 3 роки тому +2987

    I am a white guy. My Asian friends were impressed with how well my rice cooker made rice that they went and bought the same model.

  • @tiffanychau10
    @tiffanychau10 3 роки тому +2596

    3:01 "If niece and nephews poor, just buy random $25 rice cooker. And then get Zojirushi when you have your sh*t together." LMAO thanks for being considerate of us Uncle Roger

    • @theantipope4354
      @theantipope4354 3 роки тому +21

      Seriously though, any generic rice cooker will do a great job. If you pay more than $20-25, you're flushing money down the toilet.

    • @iyawakarehen
      @iyawakarehen 3 роки тому +50

      @@theantipope4354 if you pay over 25 /for a rice cooker that doesn't sing to you while it cooks your food/ you're flushing money down the toilet.

    • @TheHomicidalTendency
      @TheHomicidalTendency 3 роки тому +6

      have a $25 rice cooker, it was okay for a while but never came out perfect, kinda want to try this now.

    • @JesusOurLordandSavior
      @JesusOurLordandSavior 3 роки тому

      Tiger is a good brand, weve had it for over a decade now.

    • @philchia4764
      @philchia4764 3 роки тому

      it's ok, I'm gonna be wok fuckboi first.

  • @BababooeyYcho66T
    @BababooeyYcho66T 11 місяців тому +22

    I don't often see Uncle Roger happy, but when I do, I love seeing some get their uncle/auntie crown.
    This does bring a smile to my face.

  • @aoisonne1461
    @aoisonne1461 Рік тому +19

    Zojirushi definitely makes the best asian kitchen appliances, but is honestly overkill for like 90% of families out there. But if you do want to make really high quality dishes, it helps tons. The heat distribution of Zojirushi is a lot more even and controlled, which allows the grain to cook better and also to reduce the carby stuff from boiling over the top, which is especially important for Japanese koshihikari rice. Most cheap rice cookers use the "brute force" method of cooking rice which is crank the heat as high as possible and boil all the water off. Even so, it's still nicer than trying to make rice in a pot on the stove.

    • @obtuseangler768
      @obtuseangler768 10 місяців тому

      I guess.
      I put 1 part rice to 1.25 parts water in a pot in my stove, reach about 15 inches to my timer and turn my stove off when it beeps.
      The most time consuming part after getting my rice from the pantry is washing the crap out of it

  • @jokerproduction
    @jokerproduction 3 роки тому +7880

    I love how Uncle Roger just dropped shade on Josh for making a dish that's too expensive and complicated when Josh also has a series called _But Cheaper_

    • @DyslexicMitochondria
      @DyslexicMitochondria 3 роки тому +541

      But you're forgetting that Josh made this rice specifically to impress uncle roger. He didn't compromise on the quality of his video, just like I never do

    • @danielretardo7075
      @danielretardo7075 3 роки тому +69

      @dyslexic mitochondria I was curious about your username so I clicked on your profile. Your channel is a hidden gem bro

    • @kayneedlinson725
      @kayneedlinson725 3 роки тому +13

      The irony's bloody good

    • @tomhappening
      @tomhappening 3 роки тому +18

      @dyslexic mitochondria Your channel is SO underrated dude

    • @IcyJane
      @IcyJane 3 роки тому +6

      i think he knows that, cuz he commented on one of but cheaper episode 🤔

  • @vaidenkelsier7757
    @vaidenkelsier7757 3 роки тому +439

    5:14 "Wok fuck boi" is *slaying* me

    • @BloomerzUK
      @BloomerzUK 3 роки тому +2

      I had to pause the video to catch my breath.

  • @reyhang8608
    @reyhang8608 Рік тому +7

    Congrats Josh. Getting Unclehood is no small deal coming from Uncle Roger.

  • @mwkcheng
    @mwkcheng Рік тому +1

    The first video on the Lunar New Year. Finally UA-cam got it right with the recommendations! Congrats nephew Joshua for becoming uncle Joshua.

  • @shanjobanjo7977
    @shanjobanjo7977 3 роки тому +2001

    Roast chicken: 30 mins
    Roast duck: 50 mins
    Roast Jamie Oliver: Whenever topic of fried rice comes up.

    • @faultline3936
      @faultline3936 3 роки тому +8

      Well, yeah, he fucks it up quite badly. In my country, we eat rice 3x a day so I was greatly offended on how he did it as well. He totally killed it... In a very bad way.

    • @crumblebee6728
      @crumblebee6728 3 роки тому +2

      what kinda baby chickens are you cooking that take 30 minutes to roast?

    • @huihuichee
      @huihuichee 3 роки тому

      hahahha

    • @uhno6771
      @uhno6771 3 роки тому

      @@faultline3936 exactly

    • @princesscottoncandy6852
      @princesscottoncandy6852 3 роки тому +1

      Hotel:Trivago

  • @Mr_Feyshade
    @Mr_Feyshade 3 роки тому +4479

    MSG = Makes Shit Good!

  • @kyeoptawerk93ah
    @kyeoptawerk93ah Рік тому +2

    the chef wan video is still my favorite vid to this day of uncle roger's. he matched uncle roger's energy so well haha

  • @tacoshell3329
    @tacoshell3329 Рік тому +1

    these 2 are my absolute favorites

  • @johnaeryns5364
    @johnaeryns5364 2 роки тому +6924

    I love that he points out the absolutely ridiculous amount of dishes that would need to be washed if you did things the way chefs do on T.V.

    • @gamenut112
      @gamenut112 2 роки тому +122

      this is why you learn how to clean as you go.

    • @Bernergy
      @Bernergy 2 роки тому +74

      Spoiler. That's how most chefs do it on the kitchen as well if you don't just eyeball it :p

    • @witchitahable
      @witchitahable 2 роки тому +59

      Well most of them don't need to be used, could measure the tablespoons etc straight into a bowl. They're premeasured in individual bowls for the sake of videography but at home you can make his in not that many. 1 wok (reuse for onions and rice), 1 for sauce, 1 for eggs, rice cooker pot, chopping board to store all the veggies etc.

    • @keangwooichoo6138
      @keangwooichoo6138 2 роки тому +17

      coz someone wash it for them

    • @alejandrovallejo6763
      @alejandrovallejo6763 2 роки тому +48

      @@Bernergy Thats because chefs have dishwashers. Trust me, it's a shit ton of dishes (I have been a dish washer myself)

  • @christinalalsawmzuali7859
    @christinalalsawmzuali7859 2 роки тому +6729

    Joshua that student who does alot of research uses a lot of equipment for his project to get an A Grade
    While Uncle Roger that guy who just makes it no effort and scores A Grade too xD

    • @takoandpotato8804
      @takoandpotato8804 2 роки тому +138

      Like Goku and Vegeta , Where Goku is Prodigy and instant got power up by not even trying while Vegeta try hard and learning the hard way to achieve it lol

    • @christinalalsawmzuali7859
      @christinalalsawmzuali7859 2 роки тому +9

      @@takoandpotato8804 OMG yes exactly

    • @time4toxic182
      @time4toxic182 2 роки тому +17

      @@takoandpotato8804 huh vegeta had way more latent talent and a stronger bloodline he came out of the womb with stronger parents and he himself was stronger as a baby goku just trained harder

    • @takoandpotato8804
      @takoandpotato8804 2 роки тому +10

      @@time4toxic182 and still second best and had to ask Bulma to use Capsules Gravity Chamber to Train him to become Saiyan 3rd mode 😂 and Ultra Instinct guess who get it first 🤣

    • @time4toxic182
      @time4toxic182 2 роки тому +6

      @@takoandpotato8804 yea vegeta will never achieve ultra instinct bc he doesn’t have the mindset for it that’s why vegeta got a new form in the manga chapter I could spoil it but idk if you’ve seen it

  • @polinnovosobirsky9999
    @polinnovosobirsky9999 Рік тому

    and the way he loading the smoke gun
    that makes my day lol

  • @FatLittleOldLady
    @FatLittleOldLady Рік тому +1

    I like both these tubers. Yay! Super great video. I do not regret watching.

  • @sorcmagiwizlv99
    @sorcmagiwizlv99 3 роки тому +642

    Those moments when he breaks character and laughs at his own jokes are just precious.

  • @darknessmoto9912
    @darknessmoto9912 3 роки тому +2110

    Pappa’s biggest achievement here is getting Uncle Roger to let his real voice slip SEVERAL times throughout the video.

    • @starfish1037
      @starfish1037 3 роки тому +4

      time stamps?

    • @odst1172
      @odst1172 3 роки тому +5

      @@starfish1037 look at the outtakes

    • @AdachiCabbage
      @AdachiCabbage 3 роки тому +69

      @@starfish1037 1:58
      11:47
      11:54
      12:38
      13:01

    • @ryan123dean1
      @ryan123dean1 3 роки тому +45

      Oh he always talks in his regular voice in the outtakes and the "sorry children"

    • @PvtJoker-gq5jq
      @PvtJoker-gq5jq 3 роки тому

      @@starfish1037 ka) @

  • @donavonbain4332
    @donavonbain4332 Рік тому +3

    Lmao! Yeah! The way he load smoke gun! He definitely partook!🤣

  • @nat78980
    @nat78980 Рік тому +9

    He uses measurements because his ancestors can’t tell him to stop because they have no concept of flavor

  • @nikweinfurter5578
    @nikweinfurter5578 3 роки тому +680

    Not even two minutes in and we have one fuiyoh and a “sorry children” ooooh this is gonna be good.

    • @dlg6227
      @dlg6227 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/RFq3XdqH-vA/v-deo.html

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +1

      I recently revealed the genders of my two girlfriends. It got a lot of hate and now has 30 times more dislikes than likes. I am really sad that people can be so mean. Sorry for using your comment to talk about my problems, dear nik

    • @vlatter9537
      @vlatter9537 3 роки тому +1

      @@AxxLAfriku wait what? explain more about this rogue comment, please

    • @Yafama
      @Yafama 3 роки тому

      @@vlatter9537 it’s just a.... troll? I’m pretty sure it’s satire or comedy or something but I’ve not bothered to really look into it

  • @daniellabarron9393
    @daniellabarron9393 3 роки тому +638

    If rice in bowl: eat with chopsticks
    If rice in plate: eat with spoon
    If rice in Jamie Oliver kitchen: DON'T EAT AT ALL

    • @Ani3Ty
      @Ani3Ty 3 роки тому +16

      If rice in BBC kitchen: *DON'T LET THEM COOK IT.*

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 роки тому

      *omg i found mrnigelng second channel!* ua-cam.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/v-deo.html

    • @rohanmaneyg397
      @rohanmaneyg397 3 роки тому

      Eat with glass

    • @fusion3953
      @fusion3953 3 роки тому

      If rice in Jamie Oliver Restaurant: Drop menu and run away

    • @EchoRoblox
      @EchoRoblox 3 роки тому

      if u mean by cremate it to the ashes then you’re correct
      also if rice in kay’s cooking: don’t let her put the uncooked rice into the wok

  • @Sharky_1425
    @Sharky_1425 4 місяці тому

    The fact that he is not a chef and home cook but know a lot about cooking is just insane and his joke and roast r too cool to be on UA-cam❤

  • @Naomi_4life
    @Naomi_4life Рік тому +3

    When he say “if rice is in Jamie Oliver Kitchen throw it out” got me laughing

  • @kevinm5898
    @kevinm5898 3 роки тому +2464

    "What is this teaspoon, tablespoon bullshit. You're making egg fried rice, not developing vaccine for covid."
    Had me dying. 😂

    • @kosyem
      @kosyem 3 роки тому +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kamikaz4560
      @kamikaz4560 3 роки тому +18

      "You're so ANAL" bruh I died

    • @user-bd5jv2uj5f
      @user-bd5jv2uj5f 3 роки тому +10

      I can’t with Uncle Roger I fell out my bed laughing my sister thought I couldn’t breathe

    • @kevinm5898
      @kevinm5898 3 роки тому +9

      @@user-bd5jv2uj5f I can't get enough. My wife is Asian and introduced me to him. I found him about a week ago, and I'm so stoked about having some good egg fried rice now. Gonna get all the ingredients and make it in my huge wok!

    • @trublgrl
      @trublgrl 3 роки тому +8

      The joke had you dying, but COVID won't.

  • @twisty8005
    @twisty8005 3 роки тому +865

    "don't worry, uncle Roger single, I'm confident in my right hand"

    • @morpheusandrew5153
      @morpheusandrew5153 3 роки тому +17

      I am confident on both of mine.

    • @crocodile._
      @crocodile._ 3 роки тому +5

      Twisty twisty swirl

    • @hi-wu7ju
      @hi-wu7ju 3 роки тому +16

      sorry children

    • @devisavage2570
      @devisavage2570 3 роки тому

      I died

    • @itzsquishy3712
      @itzsquishy3712 3 роки тому +10

      I still cannot tell if he’s putting on the accent after hearing him say I’m sorry children

  • @ariannathemochalion4452
    @ariannathemochalion4452 Рік тому

    I love each time he says something inappropriate he goes all serious and he’s like “sorry children 👧 “ and then goes back to being funny again like that

  • @connorrich7677
    @connorrich7677 Рік тому +14

    1:50 made me laugh way harder than it should have

  • @siopao369
    @siopao369 3 роки тому +6052

    Meanwhile in Philippines:
    "If rice in bowl, use chopsticks"
    "If rice in plate, use spoon"
    "If rice in banana leaves, use hands"

  • @henryxvii8704
    @henryxvii8704 3 роки тому +837

    what i love about uncle is that he actually trashtalks jamie better than gordon

    • @staceye2851
      @staceye2851 3 роки тому +10

      Yup. Remember when Gordo (the stupid doughnut) went after Jamie's teeth? I mean, really?

    • @katakurifan5213
      @katakurifan5213 3 роки тому +5

      @@staceye2851 Now that's just ridiculous

    • @nishias7269
      @nishias7269 3 роки тому +4

      @@TheJadedView as an Asian I'm 100% trash talking Jamie Oliver after watching some of his Asian recipes. They either make me want to scream or puke and just... No. That man doesn't understand culture. But I do respect Gordon on the other hand, because he actually does respect the culture the dish he is cooking comes from. I was so glad to see the amount of respect he gave to the people who taught him how to cook real Indian food, his willingness to learn and he always strove to make it fit our taste. He didn't go all, "oh I bet I can make a British version of this" like most British chef's do. There is a dish he cooked which is very famous in my culture and I couldn't help but feel proud of the effort he, as a white man with low spice tolerance put into impressing the ladies who taught him how to cook it. That's a true chef right there.

    • @henryxvii8704
      @henryxvii8704 3 роки тому

      @@TheJadedView wont do.. have big respect for omelette lord pepin and no-meat man ducasse
      dont you savages go for wolfgang and tom keller though... im serious...

  • @ammie341
    @ammie341 Рік тому +1

    I love comedians that make themselves laugh with their own jokes 😂😂😂😂

  • @aznmike7
    @aznmike7 Рік тому +1

    "hair dryer to blow leaf?" LOOOOL 🤣

  • @thehungryhussey
    @thehungryhussey 3 роки тому +9101

    This is hilarious. Love both of you guys.

  • @DaisyRM
    @DaisyRM 3 роки тому +2547

    "do you use finger test on your girlfriend also?" I about died of laughter 😂

    • @navneel13mondal2
      @navneel13mondal2 3 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Shimeih
      @Shimeih 3 роки тому +5

      My favorite line😂😂

    • @guodonglin5711
      @guodonglin5711 3 роки тому

      原来笑死真的可以直译😂

    • @vDREEGONv
      @vDREEGONv 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah I died too, come to my funeral may 19th

    • @glowleaf
      @glowleaf 3 роки тому +2

      @@vDREEGONv HAHAHAHAHHA

  • @jack42011
    @jack42011 Рік тому

    Love it!!! Keep up the excellent entertainment!

  • @ra2186
    @ra2186 Рік тому +1

    "Why are you hotboxing the duck fat?' 🤣🤣🤣

  • @firstnamalastnama2794
    @firstnamalastnama2794 3 роки тому +660

    Uncle roger: just throw random shit in pan
    Jamie Oliver: *nervous sweating*

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 роки тому

      *omg i found mrnigelng second channel!* ua-cam.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/v-deo.html

    • @leoerggg8891
      @leoerggg8891 3 роки тому +12

      @@riskyy2657 you keep spamming and ill keep reporting you until your channel is taken down , understood?

    • @mattbritton6222
      @mattbritton6222 3 роки тому

      @@leoerggg8891 . Solid bro...gone.

    • @josphatdaktari979
      @josphatdaktari979 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/-RAglyw6ySk/v-deo.html

  • @WTFdanni
    @WTFdanni 3 роки тому +2709

    “Sorry, children”
    Phew 🥵 that voice

  • @obsidain_2493
    @obsidain_2493 Рік тому

    I find it so funny that when uncle roger says something sus nigel goes out of character just to have a laugh

  • @moonie510
    @moonie510 3 роки тому +387

    You know you’re broke when your rice cooker doesn’t even sing for you

    • @elewasajna4904
      @elewasajna4904 3 роки тому +7

      @Dean Vennard it's okay just BECOME the rice cooker

    • @idkpoke6486
      @idkpoke6486 3 роки тому +3

      I literally went to my rice cooker and saw it was the same brand 😂😂

    • @myname-mz3lo
      @myname-mz3lo 3 роки тому +1

      mine is either cook or warm and it works fine

    • @antonfelice5284
      @antonfelice5284 3 роки тому +1

      we don't even have rice cooker, we use pot and burnt rice on the bottom after cooking lol.

    • @cherribomb3054
      @cherribomb3054 3 роки тому +1

      @@antonfelice5284 And We Eat Rice With Our Hands

  • @lillauser9483
    @lillauser9483 2 роки тому +1949

    When he says a dirty joke then changes his voice. Hits every time...

    • @sagarikauday3569
      @sagarikauday3569 2 роки тому +52

      I thought it was just me. Good to know I'm not alone😭

    • @lillauser9483
      @lillauser9483 2 роки тому +8

      @@sagarikauday3569 :D :D :D :D

    • @shidapiupiu9241
      @shidapiupiu9241 2 роки тому +39

      And now im simping over his voice already 💀

    • @lillauser9483
      @lillauser9483 2 роки тому +1

      @@shidapiupiu9241 :D :D :D

    • @PeterPing
      @PeterPing 2 роки тому +29

      "sorry children"

  • @circusofmisfits1414
    @circusofmisfits1414 Рік тому

    This is hilarious! 😂 Uncle Roger’s too much sometimes. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @elnywidjaja9885
    @elnywidjaja9885 2 місяці тому

    I literally laughed out loud here when Joshua showing his 3 woks. 😂😂😂

  • @comfymoder72
    @comfymoder72 3 роки тому +2489

    The way he talks about his woks makes me think he is "pansexual"

  • @Rose-uf1eh
    @Rose-uf1eh 3 роки тому +2655

    I love the way he just says “sorry children”

    • @Hankiehannie
      @Hankiehannie 3 роки тому +105

      dat deep voice 🙌😂

    • @perryjames5602
      @perryjames5602 3 роки тому +196

      He went from uncle to daddy no cap

    • @Frankiln.D.Roosevelt.1934
      @Frankiln.D.Roosevelt.1934 3 роки тому +26

      WTF I just heard it from him when I saw your comment

    • @alpiehernandez7291
      @alpiehernandez7291 3 роки тому +42

      That’s his real accent

    • @wingmag0
      @wingmag0 3 роки тому +5

      Can i say it sounds a little bit cringe?
      (Should i delete this comment...)
      _🗿_

  • @kyoshinja7134
    @kyoshinja7134 Рік тому

    This is my favorite episode by far

  • @ryujiseiko3097
    @ryujiseiko3097 Рік тому

    I love how Uncle just tastes everything with his eyes

  • @JyForFun
    @JyForFun 3 роки тому +1271

    "Don't worry, Uncle Roger single. Very confident in my right hand" - Who else can relate? HAHAHA
    "Sorry children!"

  • @kunal3795
    @kunal3795 3 роки тому +1546

    "If rice in bowl, use chopstick; if rice in plate, use spoon; if rice in Jamie Oliver kitchen, throw it out!"

  • @AnthonyRodriguez-zm6uv
    @AnthonyRodriguez-zm6uv Рік тому

    "I can tell nephew Joshua smoke weed befoe" that shit sent me 🤣🤣🤣 FUIYOOOOH!

  • @superturtlesvideos2935
    @superturtlesvideos2935 Рік тому

    Very rare sighting of Uncle Roger w/ sunglasses vibing to hip hop

  • @darthzayexeet3653
    @darthzayexeet3653 3 роки тому +1189

    Uncle Roger: Torture is the secret ingredient
    Also Uncle Roger: don’t torture your cleaners

    • @carlcouture1023
      @carlcouture1023 3 роки тому +12

      But do the cleaners add to the flavor?

    • @Aodhan_Raith
      @Aodhan_Raith 3 роки тому +31

      @@carlcouture1023 their tears add extra salt.

  • @pureskullbruh1296
    @pureskullbruh1296 3 роки тому +547

    Joshua : " add msg to fried rice "
    Uncle Roger : *Humanity Restore*

  • @crepunponema9360
    @crepunponema9360 Рік тому

    HE GOT ME ON THE JAM LMAO

  • @icedzakijiato
    @icedzakijiato Рік тому

    that laugh at the end tho

  • @typicallymilk955
    @typicallymilk955 3 роки тому +3702

    Uncle Roger: *disses people who doesn’t have a rice cooker*
    His Asian Ancestors: Haiyaa why you roast them? We also don’t have rice cooker.

    • @despxir7897
      @despxir7897 3 роки тому +78

      Big brain

    • @vantablack2847
      @vantablack2847 3 роки тому +154

      Asian ancestor have a built in rice cooker within them, unfortunately, this innate power of Ancient Asian is diluted more and more as time goes, thus the innate rice cookery skill is lost within a few generations.

    • @g_lorn
      @g_lorn 3 роки тому +15

      they did it with bambus over a bowl of steaming water

    • @Hellschwarz
      @Hellschwarz 3 роки тому +12

      World War II is over, use technology

    • @tsixeton9705
      @tsixeton9705 3 роки тому +24

      Rice cookers are for dorm kids or busy rich people. Poor students like me only buy a $9 sausepan that can cook rice, porridge, noodle, soup, and everything else that keep us survive.🤪

  • @yo_imarat8189
    @yo_imarat8189 3 роки тому +601

    The reason Asian food is so good is because they rummaged through their fridge, threw ingredients together and said “BAM, New dish”

    • @hiromishisantos9890
      @hiromishisantos9890 3 роки тому +16

      Yeahh it makes canned sardines a fancy dish lol

    • @trublgrl
      @trublgrl 3 роки тому +8

      Watch the master, Jacques Pepin's "Cooking at home" series, he literally does that in every video. Of course, he applies French technique, but it is as you say, creatively using what you have.

    • @DC-ru5xz
      @DC-ru5xz 3 роки тому +1

      You’re not wrong there

    • @summerpeach3389
      @summerpeach3389 3 роки тому

      Well ya ain't wrong tho

    • @summerpeach3389
      @summerpeach3389 3 роки тому +1

      @@hiromishisantos9890 fr HAHAHAHAHA

  • @superfluous5480
    @superfluous5480 Рік тому

    I’m sold.. Gonna watch that guys videos too. 😂

  • @sensaiglizzygaming-cd4lt
    @sensaiglizzygaming-cd4lt Рік тому

    i like it how uncle roger keeps roasting jamie oliver like jamie oliver will giv me a nitemare some day

  • @froz_yt
    @froz_yt 3 роки тому +865

    Uncle Roger: "just trow random shit in pan"
    How to basic: "hmmmmmmmm"

    • @wlwendylow
      @wlwendylow 3 роки тому +11

      OH SHIT-

    • @InnuendoXP
      @InnuendoXP 3 роки тому +26

      we need Uncle Roger to react to that masterchef

    • @Aranak777
      @Aranak777 3 роки тому +5

      DONT GIVE HIM IDEA

    • @soonlytaing1708
      @soonlytaing1708 3 роки тому +4

      @@Aranak777 I fully support the idea

    • @peempit4406
      @peempit4406 3 роки тому +1

      I saw this comment perfectly in time when the video got into that part...

  • @weebthecuber8112
    @weebthecuber8112 3 роки тому +3928

    Uncle Roger starter pack:
    1. MSG
    2. Haiyaaaaa
    3. Use fingaaaa use fingaaaaaaaa
    4. Jamie Oliver fried rice is worse than eating toenails
    Edit: I forgot a lot of things, you guys can add them by replying

  • @patricknez7258
    @patricknez7258 Рік тому +1

    12:06 "Why you hot boxing the duck fat?" 😂

  • @helpyourcattodrive
    @helpyourcattodrive 6 днів тому

    I learned from some ladies at the Phoenix cafe, a Chinese cafe chain up here in the San Gabriel valley, to eat my rice w a spoon. Life changing. Thank you!

  • @galaxy_yt3796
    @galaxy_yt3796 2 роки тому +6004

    Uncle roger: $85 polo too expensive
    Owns a $179 rice cooker and hes ok

    • @craighill8251
      @craighill8251 2 роки тому +712

      Rice is life

    • @maklogetrich2378
      @maklogetrich2378 2 роки тому +639

      rice cooker for the rest of your life

    • @andrewhazlewood4569
      @andrewhazlewood4569 2 роки тому +288

      £85 is a lot more than $85 ... around $119US Haiyaa

    • @sj4iy
      @sj4iy 2 роки тому +236

      I mean, if you cook rice everyday then yeah, it's something you'll spend extra on and completely worth it. We have a zojirushi (although bigger than uncle roger's) and we use every single day. Before that, we had a small tiger rice cooker that lasted 15 years. They last a very long time.

    • @ziyad1809
      @ziyad1809 2 роки тому +172

      You can't cook rice with a polo

  • @ecksdee2146
    @ecksdee2146 2 роки тому +1680

    all jokes aside, zojirushi is legitimately one of the best rice cooker and general appliance brands out there. my grandad moved to the US from Japan over 40 years ago and bought one of those older styled ones with the cook/warm switch, and my grandmother still uses it to this day. still makes perfect rice every single time.

    • @icy0583
      @icy0583 2 роки тому +19

      Bought one last year. Worth every penny.

    • @scammer9348
      @scammer9348 2 роки тому +50

      But does it still blast rice cooking music?

    • @ahhshucks
      @ahhshucks 2 роки тому

    • @bloodlily1203
      @bloodlily1203 2 роки тому +13

      I also have a zojirushi water heater and I suspect there will be a fight over it when I move out.

    • @ThomasFoolery8
      @ThomasFoolery8 2 роки тому +6

      Japan bro. 100% quality.

  • @frankwaldeck2359
    @frankwaldeck2359 Рік тому

    That jam killed me.

  • @srikargonuguntla7827
    @srikargonuguntla7827 Рік тому

    1:53 "sorry children" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Semiotichazey
    @Semiotichazey 3 роки тому +234

    "He look like guy who own more bitcoin than friend"
    Brilliant line

  • @Unco_Drew
    @Unco_Drew 3 роки тому +611

    “Now grab some strawberry jam”
    Uncle Roger: 👁👄👁
    “Just joking”
    Uncle Roger: they had us in the first half, not gonna lie

    • @ruefysh9576
      @ruefysh9576 3 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @onghy
      @onghy 3 роки тому +6

      I choked when he took out strawberry jam 😂

  • @karrigan9110
    @karrigan9110 Рік тому

    the right hand joke made me fall from my chair.

  • @kellyw5232
    @kellyw5232 Рік тому

    "The way he's loading his smoke gun, I can tell Nephew Joshua smoke weed before!"
    Lol I was thinking the same thing too!

  • @lucidgreen.
    @lucidgreen. 3 роки тому +382

    "Of course, you eating salt on crack."
    I'm howling.

  • @amanat12
    @amanat12 3 роки тому +283

    When he said,
    "IF RICE IN JAMIE OLIVER KITCHEN, THROW IT OUT"
    I LOST IT😂😂

    • @richealmonteiro2021
      @richealmonteiro2021 3 роки тому +2

      Oh my god me too, I just spat out my water on that line 😂😂

    • @arvinvilla7808
      @arvinvilla7808 3 роки тому

      Same 😂😂

    • @philso7872
      @philso7872 3 роки тому +1

      Asians abhor wasting food so this was a pretty serious thing for Uncle Roger to say

    • @Target850
      @Target850 3 роки тому +2

      @@philso7872 its not wasting food, stray cats and dogs would eat it and you can eat the cats and dogs

  • @nicolehouse7009
    @nicolehouse7009 Рік тому +1

    Uncle Roger, I need a rice cooker

  • @vijen008
    @vijen008 5 місяців тому +1

    I almost died from the jam

  • @variokp7327
    @variokp7327 3 роки тому +931

    can we talk about how he's voice change when he said "sorry children"

    • @toniibaloneyy9265
      @toniibaloneyy9265 3 роки тому +30

      I was looking for this comment for forvever😭😭🤣

    • @gebycho
      @gebycho 3 роки тому +3

      Timestamp?

    • @jiawho
      @jiawho 3 роки тому +12

      @@gebycho 1:57

    • @RamSavage
      @RamSavage 3 роки тому +67

      That's his original voice 🤣🤣

    • @imemen780
      @imemen780 3 роки тому +3

      I cant stop laughing that part

  • @fureafila
    @fureafila 3 роки тому +3128

    I too own more bitcoin than friends!!! And I have ZERO bitcoins!

  • @principalmeruinternational4201
    @principalmeruinternational4201 10 місяців тому

    The way je says FOrTy FIve Different measuring bowls was just funny nd adorable😂😅

  • @user-qu7ev7ys2l
    @user-qu7ev7ys2l Рік тому

    I pressed the like button the moment that you roasted Joshua for being so fancy with his tools and that that you need a yacht to watch him and a personal cleaner for his equipment. I believe that he is a great chef but DUDE the faster than a fast food videos of him works only if you have his kitchen and every single equipment ready to cook. It was funny because it's true!

  • @sparkymularkey6970
    @sparkymularkey6970 2 роки тому +550

    Josh's fried rice looks amazing, but it looks like something that would be at an upscale Asian Fusion restaurant that you go to with your girlfriend's family to meet her parents for the first time and the food is delicious, but you're kind of uncomfortable.
    Uncle Roger's fried rice looks like the kind of fried rice that you get in a street market after you've had a night of drinking and you need some good, cheap food that tastes like a hug feels.

    • @TheEmbessyNetwork
      @TheEmbessyNetwork 2 роки тому +30

      That is the most accurate description I've heard and you're not wrong lol.

    • @suklasinha303
      @suklasinha303 2 роки тому +2

      U guys can't accept that he made better fried rice than uncle Roger.

    • @sparkymularkey6970
      @sparkymularkey6970 2 роки тому +61

      @@suklasinha303 No, he did make better fried rice. It's just better in a different way. It's fancy and impressive and it looks amazing. But, sometimes, a person prefers the simple things. That's OK, too.

    • @suklasinha303
      @suklasinha303 2 роки тому +6

      @@sparkymularkey6970 uncle Roger cleary said that his fried rice taste better than his

    • @sparkymularkey6970
      @sparkymularkey6970 2 роки тому +7

      @@suklasinha303 I ain't Uncle Roger.