It sounds weird but she actually cooks pretty often and said so since it wasn't important to look as complex as a broken barbie doll. She has no skill, but she enjoys it, unlike my ex MIL who had no cooking skills after 30 years of practice and didn't even enjoy it.
@@ZeroRarity4842 No, not my ex, my ex Mother-In-Law. And so I know what happened to the kid. Stage 1 is "I hate food". Stage 2 is eating at someone else's house and realizing not all food resembles saltless boot soles with mud. Stage 3 is a bunch of yelling matches with mom. Stage 4 is becoming and adventurous and decent cook by the age 20, and never eating mom's food ever again.
@@cruzin54321 I think it's vice versa. She's probably coached and learned to act proper and relatively normal in interviews. But similar to what you said, in these videos she exaggerated her absurdness and "quirks". The real Paris is probably a mix between the two. But what do I know I may be biased because she's a bit grating in this video imho. Even Uncle Roger's really good jokes couldn't help thisone.
“If you asked niece Paris to get rice-cooker”, she think you ask her to hire Chinese guy”. You know the funny thing, I can really see this happening 🤣🤣
@@bananapudding4854 yeah but people in the comment section aren't too smart to figure that they say what other people say they can't think for themselves
@@Cassi0118 neither is Paris. both of them have cultivated extremely engaging (for better or for worse) caricatures and are highly intelligent, and self aware businesswomen.
@@QuantumAscensionAlchemist Book was white “but” nothing good inside… funny as h3ll. You with your “so true” comment on your misinterpretation not so much. Show us the overwhelming goodness you keep clamped up inside any time you want.
The way she handles the marshmallow strings at 3.20 is exactly how the surgeon showed me what he was going to cut during my vasectomy. I also realised in that moment that he was completely drunk.
@@MarkDeSade100 you sound a bit jealous. i mean, she has the time, the money and all resources. what can you offer your child? look at kylie jenners kid, she is well behaved even though her mother is rich
I love how people spend whole life in kitchens perfecting their art and never getting recognition yet a vacant celebrity wakes up one morning and says ‘I am food expert now’
@@juandiegoflores3178 well, she makes good business, it means she is not stupid, I thing she is much smarter as she looks like, it's good tactic to make people to underestimate you
@@filipstruhar It's easy to make good business when you're living off of inheritance. Elon Musk pulled the same trick; lives off the inheritance from his dad's emerald mines from Apartheid South Africa and now he's convinced the world he's a scientific genius.
Barbie canonically have a lot of jobs, not just being an actress or celebrity. Barbie can cook well if she wants to. Paris would take five hours to fry an egg
Kim K at least does something productive stuff. Working towards taking the bar and involved in criminal justice reform. Paris is fucking useless. She's stealing oxygen from all of us.
"what is love?" well uncle roger, it is something indescribable, you can only feel it. We fans will give you the most love we can until you find someone else! We are your loving nieces and nephews forever. Love your cooking videos and humor. - Speaking from the side of 10 of my friends (huge fans of yours).
Her cooking video its an insult to intelligence itself, he doesn't need to put much effort lmao its like putting effort to make stool smell even badly lol
@@aimanrashidi2426 He doesn't talk about it but he tells people to google his name, basically China made him remove one of his videos because it featured an anti-China personality.
As a beginner in cooking, i am not scared of fire or knives ever since i started to try and cook but after seeing Paris Hilton’s cooking, it makes me feel like im a professional chef or smth
I’m so confused Paris had a whole documentary about how she is actually really smart and had gone through all this trauma but then has a cooking show where she claims she loves cooking yet doesn’t know how to cook anything…or really know anything about cooking…
You can tell who was born multimillionaire and who weren't. Yes, Kim K was well off but they weren't *that* rich and didn't grew up with people cooking and cleaning for them, although sometimes i think they forget.
Honestly thank goodness Kim was there... Cause watching Paris trying to do this alone would probably result in an uncontrollable kitchen fire. I can't believe people grow up so unbelievably rich they don't know what a blender is...
I want to see acooking show with Paris and sometimes Kim learning to cook with Gordon Ramsey, and he treats them like actual adults like in his other cooking shows. It would be hilarious and I think might actually help them grow as people lol
same man...i just want Gordon to atleast teach them how to cook and become a scourge for their useless cooking styles...just want to see where does Kim and Paris have their TRP dropped to after Gordon reviews them genuinely like he did in Kitchen Nightmares they won't be idiot sandwich - they would be "fucked up marshmallows with frittatas on ass"
The lace gloves were the thing that bugged me the most about the video. I mean fine if you want to wear gloves in the kitchen, but get actual kitchen gloves like latex ones or the type of ones they use at Subway or McDonald's. Not lace ones... I'm just surprised that she didn't get marshmallow on them.
They all have personal chefs and many servants…. They live in excess while those of us who actually work for a living with actually skills are left the scraps of life… as a 17 year chef we deserve more!
I remember eating corn flakes when I was a kid and can confirm that it's an Asian thing. In my family, we never called it cereal. We called it corn flakes only. Every friend I've had throughout my whole life (they are all Asian) had had corn flakes. I remember mom used to mix sugar in mine because it was bland af.
They could have given this show to an actual upcoming chef but instead they're making the rich richer . This cooking show is ridiculous she doesn't have any idea how to cook anything they could have even brought in a chef or chefs to teach her
She's just so fucked up from all the drugs she's done lol. But also she never had to lift a finger to do anything. Because her family had money to have other people do shit. 💀 She's just physical there but not mentally there if that makes any sense.
THE SEXY GIRLS ARE BIGTITITS.UNO THREE IN ONE UA-cam: THIS IS FINE. SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''. UA-cam: BE GONE Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.
Those items seem pretty weird to ask about. I have no idea what those even are, let alone how much they cost. A better question would've asked for the cost of a milk, bread and fuel.
@@deadsetdickhead I agree. I couldn't answer how much tide pods or pizza rolls cost since I don't buy them. Milk in my area is pretty easy a gallon is about $1.99, and I only buy it when it is that price or lower.
@johnnytheprick fuel is most consistent In terms of distributor/brand. Can vary between $1.20 and $1.70 per litre, though it has recently spiked to over $2 per litre. In more remote regions the price is higher. I imagine such areas would be paying over $2.60 with this unprecedented spike. Milk depends on shop and brand. Supermarket band is around $2.50 for 2L. Bread is much more variable due to the options. I think cheapest options are less than $2 a loaf, though I usually splurge and spend a bit more. Edit: prices in AUD Edit 2: turns out the bread is actually $2.50.
@johnnytheprick I'd say 20% off a loaf of bread is not bad. I don't necessarily think it's bad if someone doesn't know. I just think these items would be more relevant for the question. I'm in NT at the moment. Hot and humid outside, but nice and sunny.
NO way they whisked it. They don't know what a blender is. WHO HAS NEVER SEEN OR USED A BLENDER. The production team probably made some for the shot. Edit: I don't mean that you use a blender to whisk I mean they don't have the brain capacity. They don't know what tongs are.
@@jonunya1163 not even that. it just how are you so naïve. Like you can be rich and still know what a blender is. Kim K isn't even as bad as Paris. At least she suggested cleaning up after themselves.
@@ezradavies5995 i mean paris is literally an heiress/socialite. i think this is her first time in a kitchen lol. like who the fuck blends eggs and doesn't know what a tong is.
me too growing up, only type of cereal was corn flakes. when other types came along we called them all "cornflakes". cornflakes was synonymous with cereal. like you get a new cereal and you tell people that you found this new " cornflakes" in the market, and they ask "what kind?" 😄
THE SEXY GIRLS ARE BIGTITITS.UNO THREE IN ONE UA-cam: THIS IS FINE. SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''. UA-cam: BE GONE Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.
@Zam Marvel Damn really? Looking up what you said there is in fact an interview on her playing that charade: ua-cam.com/video/oOL5PMtdGP0/v-deo.html Who on earth finds it entertaining to watch her bubble head persona? ... Then again who wants to watch a normal person?
"All breakfast in America - so much sugar." That's 100% true. If you grew up eating cereal and then you try eating american cereal its legit like eating a bowl of crunchy sugar.
Then you have American breakfast. Pancakes with maple or (shudders) corn syrup on them. I can’t really say anything though. I’m Canadian and we eat that stuff as well. 😂
@@FoolOfATuque my favorite breakfast was always the Christmas breakfast we would have. Stuffed French toast with homemade maple syrup from my aunt and uncle's maple farm. It's very sweet but holy shit is it delicious.
Cereal in latin america is literally the same as the one in the US, is europe's cereal really that different, like if i buy nesquick cereal in spain, is it gonna taste less sweet than its mexico's or us' counterpart? Or are you comparing something like original cheerios vs cookie crips?
@@syzygy6769 That might not even be their kitchen, probably just a set they rented somewhere. For someone as rich as the Hiltons, they've got to have their own cook and a whole waiting staff.
Those marshmallows were definitely remade by someone who knows what they’re doing. They didn’t even salt and pepper that frittata. Kim: “Mmmhmmm.” *fake enthusiasm* Paris: “What’s a tong? [..] Where’s the tongy?” Kim: [turns around and rolls eyes]
I like how he mentioned corn flakes cause that is the only thing i was given for snacks at the time and 90% of the time they were bland otherwise as sweet as my mother to me
"That's the sound that make these 2 woman famous" - Uncle Roger 2021
LMAO 😂😂😂
I laughed really hard🤣🤣 uncle roger made my day!
Sorry children
Fuiyoh!!!!
I spat my water out when I heard that😹😹😹😹😹
😂😂😂😂😂😂
When Uncle Roger said “This is just rich people fucking around in the kitchen”
I couldn’t agree with him more lol
😂m hitting my bed🤣🤣
I laughed so hard
Totally
No offense to the guy and his humour really helps but oh my god are Paris Hilton's videos boring.
Big facts
“I love cooking” She says, as she enters a kitchen for the First time in her life.
LOL
It sounds weird but she actually cooks pretty often and said so since it wasn't important to look as complex as a broken barbie doll. She has no skill, but she enjoys it, unlike my ex MIL who had no cooking skills after 30 years of practice and didn't even enjoy it.
@@xilj4002 your ex cant even cook properly after all those training then she cant ever be a mother...god who knows what will happen to her kid 😅
@@ZeroRarity4842 No, not my ex, my ex Mother-In-Law. And so I know what happened to the kid. Stage 1 is "I hate food". Stage 2 is eating at someone else's house and realizing not all food resembles saltless boot soles with mud. Stage 3 is a bunch of yelling matches with mom. Stage 4 is becoming and adventurous and decent cook by the age 20, and never eating mom's food ever again.
Lmao
You gotta hand it to Paris, she makes Kim look really smart
It’s an act
@@euenfheiejrj No, Kim is actually just brain-dead. I do believe Paris is acting tho.
It’s all an act. She created a character. Watch interviews where’s she’s speaking normally.
both are brainless
@@cruzin54321 I think it's vice versa. She's probably coached and learned to act proper and relatively normal in interviews.
But similar to what you said, in these videos she exaggerated her absurdness and "quirks". The real Paris is probably a mix between the two. But what do I know I may be biased because she's a bit grating in this video imho. Even Uncle Roger's really good jokes couldn't help thisone.
“If you asked niece Paris to get rice-cooker”, she think you ask her to hire Chinese guy”. You know the funny thing, I can really see this happening 🤣🤣
This is an incredible line lmao
😂 my thought exactly!!
I cracked lol as a Chinese guy 🤣🤣
Honestly I can be her rice cooker. Bet the pay is higher than average line cook in any of the Hiltons
Yasss
Kim - Do I have glitter on my face?
Paris - A tiny bit ABOVE your eyebrow.
(Kim wipes below her eye)
That pretty much sums up the IQ in that kitchen.
she was wiping below her eye bc she teared up and her eyeliner was running
They are both very smart, because acting dumb in all their shows is how they get views & millions....
@@bananapudding4854 yeah but people in the comment section aren't too smart to figure that they say what other people say they can't think for themselves
True🤣
@@bananapudding4854 you just believe that..saying allot about your iq to
The amount of roasts in this video 😂
pog
AYYYY ITS STEVEN THE FAILURE
@@nikopeponis9885 not as much failure as you
A lot like 95% of the video 🤣
I used the Asian style parent broomstick technique in your video on my brother so thankyou
Paris somehow made Kim look like a responsible adult who knows her way around the kitchen 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Another Kim Kardashian stan? Haiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
12:19 "yeah I'm sure you're going to be doing it over and over" had me
Kim isn't dumb at all, y'all just love to hate that family
@@Cassi0118 That family gets paid to be hated so what's the problem?
@@Cassi0118 neither is Paris. both of them have cultivated extremely engaging (for better or for worse) caricatures and are highly intelligent, and self aware businesswomen.
'When Kim makes pizza with her kids, it's adorable. But when Uncle Rogers makes pizza, it's child labor ' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eudr in a nutshell
Relatable
"This just rich people fucking around in kitchen" - Uncle Roger 2021
uncle Roger based.
uncle Roger based.
40 year old women-child
This is a gag show
@@deadrose5372 I stand by my statement. Purely from that blender scene
This guy has the most brutal roasts lmao, “white with nothing inside” 🤣 💀
white with nothing good inside.. lol
Tbf Kim def had something inside once 😶
Lol,I can't control the laughter, uncle Roger is gonna kill me with brutal jokes
Yet he is so accurate! I guess that is why it is so funny.
@@QuantumAscensionAlchemist
Book was white “but” nothing good inside… funny as h3ll. You with your “so true” comment on your misinterpretation not so much. Show us the overwhelming goodness you keep clamped up inside any time you want.
Without Uncle Roger's commentary I never would have made it through the video.
If MSG makes every food better, Uncle Roger makes every video better
Without Uncle Roger's commentary i will never watch this shift.
Fax the cringiness in that video had me dead fr
I barely got through it with his commentary 😅
🤕.. 👌🏻😷🤣
The way she handles the marshmallow strings at 3.20 is exactly how the surgeon showed me what he was going to cut during my vasectomy. I also realised in that moment that he was completely drunk.
Oops- did your surgery go well?
@@Nathania.Not_here That was only 50 years ago so I'm still doing the research. Thank you for asking.
@@dolceanstar your welcome :)
@dolceanstar This man said still doing the research 🥶
Niece Paris: "... but I wanna become a mom soon so..."
Reality: *gives child to nanny*
I hate all these rich people with all my heart.
@@biswasronit not all are bad, a few are just regular human beings
hires a poor immigrant to be the surrogate
Let's pray she does, I pity the child that gets raised by her.
@@MarkDeSade100 you sound a bit jealous. i mean, she has the time, the money and all resources. what can you offer your child? look at kylie jenners kid, she is well behaved even though her mother is rich
I love how people spend whole life in kitchens perfecting their art and never getting recognition yet a vacant celebrity wakes up one morning and says ‘I am food expert now’
Wang Gang is a great example
@Trinity M she has no intelligence to begin with. No talent she was born rich and is a media personality what is there to defend.
@@juandiegoflores3178 well, she makes good business, it means she is not stupid, I thing she is much smarter as she looks like, it's good tactic to make people to underestimate you
@Trinity M I mean if only she didn’t come off as a pretentious rich person. Then maybe that would be believable
@@filipstruhar It's easy to make good business when you're living off of inheritance. Elon Musk pulled the same trick; lives off the inheritance from his dad's emerald mines from Apartheid South Africa and now he's convinced the world he's a scientific genius.
This makes Jamie Oliver’s egg fried rice seem like a 5-star hotel breakfast
True
Yup 👍😄😄👍
Everyone is better than Jamie Oliver until proved otherwise
They're only worthy members for his royal kitchen.
@@Oueenazolatigressgina even my egg fried rice better than Jamie Olive Oil and I amateur cook
His rice too wet and dish don't come together
She really puts the “dumb” in “dumb blonde” 💀
its an act
Fr
cause it's true
@@Xxclaire_wxX its an act though
@@Xxclaire_wxX It's a character she plays. Check out her address to Congress.
“If your marshmallow look like Smurf diarrhoea, you fucked up.” One of the fucking best food review lines of all time.
lmao
It’s ok. Maybe find some standards.🙄🤦♂️
@@spanqueluv9er Way to be a karen. Did you know "HUmOr" existed?
Uncle Roger: "Onion powder wrong type of white powder."
Me: "Yes! Use cocaine!"
Uncle Roger: "MSG instead."
Me: *nods wisely* "Yes, MSG. Makes sense."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmaoooooo
Honestly, I thought cocaine first too...And I actually have MSG in my pantry, and use it regularly on eggs.
I don't know why, but my brain works the same way.
Must have been all the cocain I have used. Never in food though, funny enough..
Lol
I almost died when he called a toaster the “ danger danger bath bomb “ 🤣🤣
Literally had to pause to recover
🤣🤣
Same. It stays. Never calling it a toaster again.
almost? Take the danger danger bath bomb with you next time
@Lucky win - didnt get that. can anyone explain?
I enjoyed the entire video. But, you got me with "danger danger bath bomb" for a toaster🤣💙
The intro scared me! Never leave UA-cam Uncle Roger.
You spoiled the comedy for the rest of us...
@@izzo2271 why did u look at the comments before watching the vid
Everyone will have to go one day..... Makes me want to cry
Yo Faker, why aren't you making Piggy content Anymore :(
Exactly, we gonna force nigel to ask his uncle to continue if his uncle dun wan!
Lesson learned: "Do not watch celebrities cooking show, it's like watching barbie dolls trying to cook."
Celebrities? you mean Plastic Abomination
I mean barbies are also plastic soooooo...... U are not wrong
Barbie canonically have a lot of jobs, not just being an actress or celebrity. Barbie can cook well if she wants to.
Paris would take five hours to fry an egg
2 Barbie dolls would have been more interesting 🤨
Haiyaaa! even Barbie can cook , Paris Hilton is the Walmart version of Barbie😬
“That’s the sound that made these two famous” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m so dead 💀😂😂😂☺️🤣☺️
I had the feeling the production crew just placed the tongs on the counter and were pointing to them and that’s how Paris ended up finding them.
It's tv magic. Im pretty sure It's not her home.
TONG not Thong that women wear with nightgowns
Just a feeling?😂😂
"That's the skill you need, born to a rich family"
Too accurate
“This is just rich people fucking around.” Holy shit, he speaks so much truth
Yeah!! Exactly Right !! LMAO.
Exactly, like they don't hire nannies, cooks, etc
It's truth
I’d honestly rather watch Jamie Oliver fuck up cooking fried rice
@@nocturnenoble same
Uncle Roger need to make a book of proverbs. I vote that “If your marshmallow look like smurf diarrhea you f’ed up” be a entry
I heard Paris completed a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, and she got so excited. Because on the box it said 3-4 years
say it ain't so
@@boomeronet7888it ain’t so
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lmao
Lies. No way she ever finished a puzzle in her life
Not a fan of Kim K at all but I absolutely LOVED her petty sarcastic comments to Paris 😂😂 "I'm sure you're gonna cook this everyday" 🤣🤣👌
@Sean ua-cam.com/video/PeRFA32TZeM/v-deo.html
@thereal finalgirl ua-cam.com/video/PeRFA32TZeM/v-deo.html
Kim K at least does something productive stuff. Working towards taking the bar and involved in criminal justice reform. Paris is fucking useless. She's stealing oxygen from all of us.
@@rrdt her idea of criminal justice reform is to let criminals go lmao
If she said that a couple of decades ago she'd be fired 😂 Kim K used to be Paris' stylist before she got famous herself.
Paris: I want to be a mom soon
Also Paris: *Puts glitter in marshmellows*
😂
Then burns it.🤣🤣
Pizza Mozarella
And is also in her 40s...
This aged well
Thank god Uncle roger was in this video. I can't imagine watching this original video and being entertained. I was cringing my ass off
“If Uncle Roger tell Niece Paris to get rice cooker, she probably think she have to get Chinese guy to cook rice…”. I am dead now🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Of course they have servants...
The fucked up thing about that statement is I can totally picture her doing that.
Best joke in the video. Nigel is just too good lmao
He's joking & we're laughing. But I have a feeling that he's not wrong 🤣.
Being born to a rich family is a skill Im hoping to acquire sometime
Same
Bold of you to assume you’re gonna acquire it someday
if you work harder, you can teach your children that skill as well!
Yep! They say money can’t buy happiness I would like to test this I just need the money part!!
other people just bought premium packs when they started the game
The expression Paris had when she realized she has clean the kitchen was
phenomenal🤭
Except she doesn't have to :/
And they never actually showed it. "Tip: Kitchens don't clean themselves-the maid does!"
"what is love?" well uncle roger, it is something indescribable, you can only feel it. We fans will give you the most love we can until you find someone else! We are your loving nieces and nephews forever. Love your cooking videos and humor. - Speaking from the side of 10 of my friends (huge fans of yours).
Baby don't hurt me
I just know that he only uses 1% of his insulting power. Don't hold back, let it go.
Her cooking video its an insult to intelligence itself, he doesn't need to put much effort lmao its like putting effort to make stool smell even badly lol
he doesn't want to get canceled like that one time
Ha
@@bradpu6540 what happened last time?
@@aimanrashidi2426 He doesn't talk about it but he tells people to google his name, basically China made him remove one of his videos because it featured an anti-China personality.
As a beginner in cooking, i am not scared of fire or knives ever since i started to try and cook but after seeing Paris Hilton’s cooking, it makes me feel like im a professional chef or smth
Sorry children but genuinely you should not be on this channel ....
GO BACK TO SCHOOL KID!
@@slifermobile I'm just two years older than them I'm still here
Okay kid
@@norawr_alm lol
I’m so confused Paris had a whole documentary about how she is actually really smart and had gone through all this trauma but then has a cooking show where she claims she loves cooking yet doesn’t know how to cook anything…or really know anything about cooking…
Thats her marketing her brand.
Cooking doesn’t make you smart. Jamie Oliver cooks too. Is he a genius?
Why is she doing that weird breathey/sexy voice when talking about Lucky Charms? It's so weird.
@@wendywr thankyou. I thought it was just me.
@@Priya_B yeah. She's milking her brand.
4:17 😂 She pulls from the film roll as if she's packing an Amazon box.
Paris: "I'm so happy that we learned how to make this"
Kim: literally doing all the work because she's probably already learned how to make this.
At least she's working for once, it's a nice change 😂
You can tell who was born multimillionaire and who weren't. Yes, Kim K was well off but they weren't *that* rich and didn't grew up with people cooking and cleaning for them, although sometimes i think they forget.
Also Kim used to be Paris’s assistant when she was younger lol
Honestly thank goodness Kim was there... Cause watching Paris trying to do this alone would probably result in an uncontrollable kitchen fire. I can't believe people grow up so unbelievably rich they don't know what a blender is...
I want to see acooking show with Paris and sometimes Kim learning to cook with Gordon Ramsey, and he treats them like actual adults like in his other cooking shows. It would be hilarious and I think might actually help them grow as people lol
Ik
Also gordon absolutely not destroying those two 😄
same man...i just want Gordon to atleast teach them how to cook and become a scourge for their useless cooking styles...just want to see where does Kim and Paris have their TRP dropped to after Gordon reviews them genuinely like he did in Kitchen Nightmares
they won't be idiot sandwich - they would be "fucked up marshmallows with frittatas on ass"
Petition petition
The day that happens is the day Jamie olive oil makes great chicken fried rice
Yeahaa
I died when he said multi millionaire but her fridge looks so poverty 😂😂😂
makes sense. she never opened it before so she couldn't know how full or empty it is.
@@giornikitop5373 I will open Paris
Hahahahaha "ah that's so you... Withe with nothing good inside" I'm dead 😂😂😂
The way Paris holds that knife, it cuts me deeper than that blade ever could
😂😂😂
This show should actually be called “Paris Learns To Cook” 😆
I doubt she learned anything from that experience
@@ariomintarja4539 she learnt the skill of off-screen cooking. Most effective skill.
Better yet " watch these idiots cook"
“Paris learn the basic cooking skill” 🌝
You're so nice to her. I don't see any learning at all. So cringe-worthy.
And Ladies and Gentlemen, this is how Kendall learned to cut cucumbers
I thought you were going to say "handle cucumbers". Which considering both her sister Kim and Paris were doing it on video, she had good teachers.
@@rockoorbe2002damn that's better ig😅
12:52 "I surprise she didn't call it the "soapy soap clang clang machine" help im dying what-😭
Uncle Roger is the only person who can convince me to watch anything with these two women in it
Like 😂😂
Hahaha same here
"Miss Paris probably thinks tong is my brother"
Dead
“If you ask niece paris to get rice cooker, she is gonna think asking her hire a chinese guy”
-uncle roger 😂
Oh, is Tong the guy who cooks your rice?
Paris is going to use that Asian guy more than just cooking rice. 😏
Hiring a rice cooker joke still hits hard today
Lucky charms is dessert. The look on her face when she was told to clean. I’m dying 💀☠️💀☠️💀
"It is so her; white, with nothing good inside."
Uncle Roger=best commentator ever
I agree, he's funny af and speaks facts
ua-cam.com/video/pRWMhWiXCVg/v-deo.html
I was looking for this 😃
"she's gonna think you're asking her to hire some Chinese guy" 😂 that one got me
"You can't even slap Tupperware properly. How the hell are you going to smack your kids?" 😭
I agree with the “where the cozy” part
What makes your home cozy isnt size or what you put in there
It’s love
right, love and kid's clutter
The fact he didn't put his leg down is incredible
Ikr
He never had any expectations to begin with. And they never cooked real food.
Cos he no longer expect more after knowing she isn't a chef lol
This is hysterical! It's like she's never been in a kitchen before 😂 and the lace gloves!!! Life is good
She hasn't ,🤣🤣
I love that she wears flared sleeves the first time she’s using a flame thrower 😂
The lace gloves were the thing that bugged me the most about the video.
I mean fine if you want to wear gloves in the kitchen, but get actual kitchen gloves like latex ones or the type of ones they use at Subway or McDonald's.
Not lace ones... I'm just surprised that she didn't get marshmallow on them.
She has been in the kitchen before, this is just the first time she's not naked and doing things that involves food
They all have personal chefs and many servants…. They live in excess while those of us who actually work for a living with actually skills are left the scraps of life… as a 17 year chef we deserve more!
I'm no chef, but I know an egg should never be indistinguishable from orange juice.
Dont order breakfast If you stay at the Hilton Hotel 🤣🤣🤣
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Mama Mia !
"Cooking tip: Kitchens don't clean themselves"
A tip only a rich person would consider useful.
@@lionimela5119 There are no simps in Ba Sing Se.
@@kit_that_guy leaf from the vine
@@kanekilife4885 falling so slow
@@kit_that_guy like fragile, tiny shells
@@vaiduliuke Drifting in the foam
Imagine saying "Kitchen dont clean themselves" even though you're not the one who cleaning your kitchen
14:10 “maybe cook with Wang Gang and his uncle” got me dying 😂😂😂
13:27 Uncle Roger, you gotta calm down with that shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Don't pretend, it don't look that good" - So true haha
They both look so forced lmao
Don't say anything other than Haiya in uncle Roger show !
I remember eating corn flakes when I was a kid and can confirm that it's an Asian thing. In my family, we never called it cereal. We called it corn flakes only. Every friend I've had throughout my whole life (they are all Asian) had had corn flakes. I remember mom used to mix sugar in mine because it was bland af.
Count Indians, too!
Apparently Germans are also in this group
White people eat corn flakes too. It’s probably a thing with many different people
Australia too!
Asian American*
Paris reminds me of the balloon arch from my sister’s birthday party. White, pink, and hollow inside.
Good lord this was the saddest excuse for a cooking show I've seen. I'm amazed uncle Roger managed to watch the whole thing. You sir are a champion
They could have given this show to an actual upcoming chef but instead they're making the rich richer . This cooking show is ridiculous she doesn't have any idea how to cook anything they could have even brought in a chef or chefs to teach her
@@nikeishamohammed9734 11 year old me can cook better
@@boah-ist65 i think a toddler could do better
I made it to nearly 6 minutes.
@@nikeishamohammed9734 what am I watching?? Watching this video made my head empty. 🙃
man, i don't even like kim kardashian, but she's carrying this show.... paris looks and sounds dead inside 💀
paris loves cooking but she can't differentiate mixer and blender eye-
well the whole purpose of the show is showing she can't cook but still stupidly cook anyway. it's the rich ppl's joke nowadays ig
she's a valley girl
She's just so fucked up from all the drugs she's done lol. But also she never had to lift a finger to do anything. Because her family had money to have other people do shit. 💀 She's just physical there but not mentally there if that makes any sense.
Its all an act. She doesn't even sound like this normally.
Uncel Roger: "Niece and nephew better smack that button now otherwise uncle Roger come and smack you."
Me: "Hahaha, jokes on you, I'm into that shit."
.........🤔..........🤔...........
I'm going to like you Michelle 👍
Oh you a freak freak 😆
😏Sorry children😏
6:43 BABY DON'T HURT ME
DON'T HURT ME
NO MORE
Uncle Roger - "Miss Paris thinks Tong is my brother or something" got me weaaaaaak 😭😭😭😭
THE SEXY GIRLS ARE BIGTITITS.UNO
THREE IN ONE
UA-cam: THIS IS FINE.
SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''.
UA-cam: BE GONE
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.
@@lionimela5119 sus
Thong lim ng or shit idk
Paris in the kitchen is like Bill Gates trying to guess prices of grocery store items. He thought tide pods were $4 and pizza rolls were $22
Those items seem pretty weird to ask about. I have no idea what those even are, let alone how much they cost. A better question would've asked for the cost of a milk, bread and fuel.
@@deadsetdickhead I agree. I couldn't answer how much tide pods or pizza rolls cost since I don't buy them. Milk in my area is pretty easy a gallon is about $1.99, and I only buy it when it is that price or lower.
@johnnytheprick fuel is most consistent In terms of distributor/brand. Can vary between $1.20 and $1.70 per litre, though it has recently spiked to over $2 per litre. In more remote regions the price is higher. I imagine such areas would be paying over $2.60 with this unprecedented spike. Milk depends on shop and brand. Supermarket band is around $2.50 for 2L. Bread is much more variable due to the options. I think cheapest options are less than $2 a loaf, though I usually splurge and spend a bit more.
Edit: prices in AUD
Edit 2: turns out the bread is actually $2.50.
@johnnytheprick I'd say 20% off a loaf of bread is not bad. I don't necessarily think it's bad if someone doesn't know. I just think these items would be more relevant for the question.
I'm in NT at the moment. Hot and humid outside, but nice and sunny.
@@rjackso0831 Same. I can't even tell if they are high or low guesses. I'm no where near rich either.
She invites Kim over to help and Kim just took over like a mom.
Bro that “Auntie Helen = pig” roast was outta town
10:58 "Niece Paris probably think Tong is my brother or something" 😂😂
"If this were my kitchen. I'd take these 12 minutes to clean." PARIS REALLY ROLLED HER EYES AT THAT. The privilege on this one is too much
"If you ask niece paris to get rice cooker she gonna think you asking her to hire some chinese guy"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂OMG DEAD!
I think she thought same thing when Kim asked for tongs. She thought Kim asked for a Tong.
Solid gold 😂😂
"So this not even cookin instruction weejioo, this just rich ppl f-ing around in kitchen, I feel tricked already" hella hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No way those marshmallows turned out that way. They got sooo THICK, and also you have to whip up the marshmallow mixture for it to be fluffy.
NO way they whisked it. They don't know what a blender is. WHO HAS NEVER SEEN OR USED A BLENDER. The production team probably made some for the shot.
Edit: I don't mean that you use a blender to whisk I mean they don't have the brain capacity. They don't know what tongs are.
@@ezradavies5995 they're rich girls who decided to play chef
@@ezradavies5995 The tongs surprised me. Surely there are hair- or makeup-related tongs where she could have learned the word?
@@jonunya1163 not even that. it just how are you so naïve. Like you can be rich and still know what a blender is. Kim K isn't even as bad as Paris. At least she suggested cleaning up after themselves.
@@ezradavies5995 i mean paris is literally an heiress/socialite. i think this is her first time in a kitchen lol. like who the fuck blends eggs and doesn't know what a tong is.
I'm surprised they made it that far with the half brain cell they split between the two of them😂
It's split 80,20, making Kim look smart.
Paris seems to be a reasonably intelligent person, but has that "stupid blonde" front because that's her public image.
meanwhile me who got scared shitless with just the intro about her cooking XD
Kim was laghing at Paris she's as brainless as Paris.
😆😆😆 oh! They still have that much brain left?
2:58 "how are you gonna smack your kid?"
I wheezed, died, and cameback
me too growing up, only type of cereal was corn flakes. when other types came along we called them all "cornflakes". cornflakes was synonymous with cereal. like you get a new cereal and you tell people that you found this new " cornflakes" in the market, and they ask "what kind?" 😄
The moment Paris put the eggs in makes me realize that she is going to be mother and literally the child would literally be taught shit.
The only thing she would be teaching her children is how to be rich and treat ppl like shit
Exactly bro
@Zam Marvel Watch her UA-cam documentary. Everything will be explained there. ^^
THE SEXY GIRLS ARE BIGTITITS.UNO
THREE IN ONE
UA-cam: THIS IS FINE.
SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''.
UA-cam: BE GONE
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.
@Zam Marvel Damn really?
Looking up what you said there is in fact an interview on her playing that charade:
ua-cam.com/video/oOL5PMtdGP0/v-deo.html
Who on earth finds it entertaining to watch her bubble head persona?
... Then again who wants to watch a normal person?
"All breakfast in America - so much sugar."
That's 100% true. If you grew up eating cereal and then you try eating american cereal its legit like eating a bowl of crunchy sugar.
Am I only one who had yogurth for breakfast rather than cereal ?
Then you have American breakfast. Pancakes with maple or (shudders) corn syrup on them. I can’t really say anything though. I’m Canadian and we eat that stuff as well. 😂
@@FoolOfATuque my favorite breakfast was always the Christmas breakfast we would have. Stuffed French toast with homemade maple syrup from my aunt and uncle's maple farm. It's very sweet but holy shit is it delicious.
@@alecklabunde6748 me too! I love French toast with maple syrup. So delicious!
Cereal in latin america is literally the same as the one in the US, is europe's cereal really that different, like if i buy nesquick cereal in spain, is it gonna taste less sweet than its mexico's or us' counterpart? Or are you comparing something like original cheerios vs cookie crips?
"Multi millionaire, but her fridge looks like poverty"
😂😂😂😂
"refugee camp" hahaha
They dont need to eat
The fancier their kitchen, the less they cook. The more expensive the fridge, the emptier it is.
@@syzygy6769 That might not even be their kitchen, probably just a set they rented somewhere. For someone as rich as the Hiltons, they've got to have their own cook and a whole waiting staff.
Nice, the two most disconnected rich people in the world cooking together and my favorite uncle roasting them. Now that's what I call content!
Note to self: don’t drink while watching Uncle Roger insult niece Paris!
Paris Hilton was walking around that kitchen like it was the first time she'd ever seen it.
She rolled her eyes so hard when Kim said it was time to clean 💀💀
If it won't for the camera, she probably gonna tell assistant kim to clean it up instead 😂
11:27 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂almost dyed laughing😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
I’ve never seen content before that makes Kim K feel like the relatable responsible adult in the room
12:50 “Soapy-soap clang-clang machine”
"Cooking tip: kitchen don't clean themselves"
Thanks, very useful tip
@@lionimela5119 da fuk
@@lionimela5119 wat da fookin r u do?
Indeed useful. Learnt that the first time I cooked. Kids have to be told over and over again about this tip.
HAHAHAHA I haven’t finished yet but can’t help leaving a comment. DANGER DANGER BATH BOMB HAHAHAHAHAHA🎉 11:32
7:06 nick’s flamethrower: *hold my beer*
Those marshmallows were definitely remade by someone who knows what they’re doing.
They didn’t even salt and pepper that frittata.
Kim: “Mmmhmmm.” *fake enthusiasm*
Paris: “What’s a tong? [..] Where’s the tongy?”
Kim: [turns around and rolls eyes]
The part where you said the only cereal that I knew when I was young was Corn flakes...relatable
Corn flakes, rice crispies, or cheerios, no sugar.
I like how he mentioned corn flakes cause that is the only thing i was given for snacks at the time and 90% of the time they were bland otherwise as sweet as my mother to me