1000 WAYS to DESTROY EARTH

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  • @neomanova1112
    @neomanova1112 6 років тому +7542

    Markiplier,
    destroyer of galaxies,
    crusher of worlds,
    owner of Chica.

    • @circusbabyfriends481
      @circusbabyfriends481 6 років тому +18

      XD

    • @LadyMauraM
      @LadyMauraM 6 років тому +95

      What about, king of animatronics?

    • @bisco8342
      @bisco8342 6 років тому +22

      Imagine what it would be like if he used this to be an astronomy lecturer in a college. That would be fun.

    • @julianperez716
      @julianperez716 6 років тому +24

      What about the😲 KING OF 5 NIGHTS A FREEDY'S!!!!!!!!💥💣💎☠👺👹👿

    • @Laila_6275
      @Laila_6275 6 років тому +30

      Or king of the squirrels❤

  • @sidneyisais8862
    @sidneyisais8862 6 років тому +1602

    7:47
    “Uranus, is off on its own. As we all know”
    -Markiplier, 2018

  • @afkmind
    @afkmind 3 роки тому +1562

    Ok we need a podcast of Mark talking about space, because I could listen to his voice for hours

    • @cosmicboi1650
      @cosmicboi1650 3 роки тому +5

      Same with Brian Cox

    • @afkmind
      @afkmind 3 роки тому +2

      @@cosmicboi1650 agreed

    • @louispain7615
      @louispain7615 3 роки тому +63

      tbh, that would be a bit too *distractable*
      Im sorry ill show myself out.

    • @achekimbell4174
      @achekimbell4174 3 роки тому +21

      @@louispain7615 that- you deserve a fucking cookie my friend. That was good.

    • @achekimbell4174
      @achekimbell4174 3 роки тому +10

      Him ranting about space with like, lofi or some peaceful music- perfect sleep aod

  • @hera_969
    @hera_969 3 роки тому +667

    Me: choosing to watch this video when going to sleep, cuz it's mostly dark
    Mark: Zooms straight into the sun

    • @damienseibel5286
      @damienseibel5286 2 роки тому +27

      Right?! I’m in a fully lit room and I was still going oww

    • @acgaming007
      @acgaming007 Рік тому +3

      @@damienseibel5286what is wrong with your eyes, That didn't hurt a bit

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Рік тому +4

      Hey, Hera. How's your husband?

    • @acgaming007
      @acgaming007 Рік тому +5

      @@loki4807 I had a dog with your name..

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Рік тому +5

      @@acgaming007 okay...and?

  • @elijahe7612
    @elijahe7612 3 роки тому +2146

    I love it when Mark talks about science and space and you can tell he's so genuinely interested and fascinated by it all and you're even learning things from him.

    • @virtzrl
      @virtzrl 3 роки тому +20

      I didn't learn anything because I'm an astronomer but its still cool to see him interested. If I'm gonna be honest though, he only knows the very basics.

    • @corvusgaming2379
      @corvusgaming2379 3 роки тому +8

      I love science and space

    • @AvengedPanzer
      @AvengedPanzer 3 роки тому +2

      @@corvusgaming2379 me too

    • @callummcneill6266
      @callummcneill6266 2 роки тому +2

      @@virtzrl 🤓

    • @TheScottishBOLSHEVIK
      @TheScottishBOLSHEVIK 2 роки тому +1

      Welcome to the Future he has made entire 2nd massive interactive project all about space probably with some references to Universe sandbox 2 / US2

  • @dannol6224
    @dannol6224 3 роки тому +2135

    Mark: "Uranus is off on its own, as we all know."
    Me: (trying to contain my childish sense of humor) cool.

    • @wunderwaffeyt4077
      @wunderwaffeyt4077 3 роки тому +26

      Lol, he missed a beautiful joke

    • @Skeletondude101
      @Skeletondude101 3 роки тому +44

      Lol. I just promounce it as “Urinenus” to avoid out of context problems-

    • @_simon.s_
      @_simon.s_ 3 роки тому +40

      @@Skeletondude101 You got another problem with that - urine.

    • @DesolateLavender
      @DesolateLavender 3 роки тому +8

      Pronounceing it as "yur-ah-nus (UrAHnus)" works. It's slightly different, and doesn't sound the same.

    • @gabytole1305
      @gabytole1305 3 роки тому +5

      This is almost EXACTLY what I was gonna post as a comment, only to find you already said it.

  • @chillowatt456
    @chillowatt456 3 роки тому +5574

    When Mark speaks about space, he becomes a poet.

    • @LeroyJenkins781
      @LeroyJenkins781 3 роки тому +66

      I know it can put you to sleep

    • @bean5157
      @bean5157 3 роки тому +41

      @@LeroyJenkins781 *forever*

    • @chrismccune1523
      @chrismccune1523 3 роки тому +31

      @@LeroyJenkins781 funny u say that lol i watched a man kill himself on a link that i shoudnt of clicked.... and i watched one of his space vids and it calmed me down

    • @a_certified_mess
      @a_certified_mess 3 роки тому +4

      @@LeroyJenkins781 I do actually watch it to fall asleep too ( ˙-˙ )

    • @severia24
      @severia24 3 роки тому +11

      "Space is so pretty ;D"

  • @benjaminbrand3714
    @benjaminbrand3714 3 роки тому +461

    “Okay. Well, supernova aside…”
    My new favorite Mark quote

  • @ev9947
    @ev9947 6 років тому +1930

    Mark: "we're gonna blow up earth and it will not be pretty..."
    *earth go boom*
    mark: "oh that's pretty"

  • @dr.k8610
    @dr.k8610 6 років тому +6990

    Mark hates the dark, empty, unexplored, unknown void of the ocean.
    Mark loves the dark, empty, unexplored, unknown void of space

    • @autumn9704
      @autumn9704 6 років тому +713

      There are no known sharks in space

    • @sirnuggets9666
      @sirnuggets9666 6 років тому +540

      imagine if there were....space sharks flying around shooting fricking lazer beams

    • @wuvbandit
      @wuvbandit 6 років тому +290

      Sir Nuggets Well...there’s no proof that there isn’t...

    • @sthenelos1
      @sthenelos1 6 років тому +223

      There’s no proof that there isn’t a teacup flying around in between Jupiter and Saturn either... but we can say that there probably isn’t

    • @derpmcgerp8062
      @derpmcgerp8062 6 років тому +290

      @@sthenelos1 not with that attitude.

  • @lizzyjamieson2630
    @lizzyjamieson2630 5 років тому +1229

    Mark when he sees the emptiness of space: *beautiful*
    Mark when he sees the emptiness of the ocean: *THE OCEAN IS DEATH*

    • @Zeoproo
      @Zeoproo 5 років тому +30

      He's scared of what's IN the ocean

    • @hellothereskellies
      @hellothereskellies 5 років тому +17

      Lmao, it aint empty bruv. That's the only difference

    • @tristenbrightwell8506
      @tristenbrightwell8506 5 років тому +37

      Space isn't empty either bro, there's plenty of things that can kill you out there. Most of it's just not alive. THAT'S the only difference.

    • @yoburgerkingimdarapking4023
      @yoburgerkingimdarapking4023 5 років тому +4

      because we know theres something there that can actively want to prey on us but the space is just nothing

    • @cameronreyno7175
      @cameronreyno7175 4 роки тому +4

      I'm the same way. The ocean scares me way more than space

  • @gizmoatlas
    @gizmoatlas 2 роки тому +880

    Did Markiplier really just get my ADHD ass to sit down and watch him do a whole bunch of crap in space (After watching in space with Markiplier) for almost a whole hour?
    Yes. Yes he did.
    And I enjoyed every goddamn second of it.

    • @supermatt87
      @supermatt87 2 роки тому +15

      So then you now realize ADHD can be overcome with self control

    • @Torsoman2.0
      @Torsoman2.0 2 роки тому +33

      @@supermatt87 aaaannd a little mark 😉

    • @ninja_of_light_5801
      @ninja_of_light_5801 2 роки тому +6

      Same.

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 2 роки тому +4

      fr

    • @keisui89
      @keisui89 2 роки тому +5

      same , if anyone can get me to sit down and watch them just fuck around and thats it for an hour or more its mark

  • @Devalius
    @Devalius 5 років тому +545

    29:42 "She just went solar."
    -Markiplier quote that deserves to be in a Sci-Fi Movie

  • @flawedpotato3665
    @flawedpotato3665 4 роки тому +753

    "some crazy scientist who found a way to increase the size and mass of the moon"
    *looks at gru*

  • @spacesucc9465
    @spacesucc9465 3 роки тому +1023

    Tiny Moon: **about to crash into Earth **
    NASA: Don’t panic, impact will be minimal
    Mark: **returns the moon to normal**
    NASA: ****

    • @mellohi61
      @mellohi61 2 роки тому +28

      They are speechless

    • @shinigami4242
      @shinigami4242 2 роки тому +23

      NASA: OH FU-
      Mark the god: lol get rekt
      Aliens on Kepler-22b: ooh they’re communicating to us!

    • @brian93724
      @brian93724 2 роки тому +20

      NASA: **proceeds to start speedrunning terraforming Mars to survive**

    • @puppergump4117
      @puppergump4117 Рік тому

      Houston we have a problem

    • @subface6894
      @subface6894 4 місяці тому +1

      i fell asleepwith my face on my phone

  • @evanprocknow6568
    @evanprocknow6568 2 роки тому +204

    Markiplier should make like a big project or something about space because he seems really passionate about it….. oh wait.

  • @droidmanult6041
    @droidmanult6041 3 роки тому +3905

    Boomers: you won't learn anything in the internet
    Markiplier: "became a science teacher"

  • @satirethegod
    @satirethegod 4 роки тому +2832

    Did this guy just turn into my science teacher while playing a game?

    • @JoonBug3000
      @JoonBug3000 4 роки тому +51

      yep he is a smart person

    • @BoomBoomSoup
      @BoomBoomSoup 3 роки тому +9

      Ur pfp is very fitting for this video. My favorite is fell

    • @lilcxsx6002
      @lilcxsx6002 3 роки тому +3

      King, not guy mah dude ;]

    • @emillysilva483
      @emillysilva483 3 роки тому +2

      sorry but do you know the name of this game?

    • @el_sinor5709
      @el_sinor5709 3 роки тому +3

      @@emillysilva483 Universe Sandbox 2

  • @semechkimcblyat9777
    @semechkimcblyat9777 5 років тому +767

    ''-Let's see how can we destroy Earth''
    Literally 19min later:
    "-Oops, I made the Moon into a Sun..''

  • @Danymok
    @Danymok 3 роки тому +204

    6:50 You said if the sun disappeared, all the planets would continue on a path tangent to their last position "instantaneously" but that would not be the case.
    Gravity waves/gravity's influence travels, at the speed of light, so Earth would go off course around 8 minutes after the sun disappeared.
    What's interesting about this is that even though Earth would not be orbiting the sun anymore, the farther planets would keep orbiting for more time more, and we'd be able to see that.

    • @filchamp6985
      @filchamp6985 3 роки тому +11

      if the sun disappeared we would not be able to see that

    • @Mega2stupid
      @Mega2stupid 3 роки тому +3

      @@filchamp6985 yes we would

    • @paulspitz6813
      @paulspitz6813 3 роки тому +1

      I’m not sure if quantum entanglement would have an effect which appears to happen instantaneously

    • @Mega2stupid
      @Mega2stupid 3 роки тому

      @@Mae_Zlay If you are unable to understand just say that.

    • @Mae_Zlay
      @Mae_Zlay 3 роки тому +1

      @@Mega2stupid I may be stupid but I am not stupid

  • @nekoema9691
    @nekoema9691 6 років тому +322

    Though Mark's destroying our planet, I wish I had a science teacher who explained the solar system like the way Mark does. I would of loved science more then right now.

    • @someguy166
      @someguy166 6 років тому

      Who wouldn't

    • @xngelster
      @xngelster 6 років тому +3

      It’s funny cause my science teacher does this. His name is Mr. Newcomb

    • @gojicrusader5113
      @gojicrusader5113 6 років тому +1

      Yea he would be a cool science teacher

    • @gojicrusader5113
      @gojicrusader5113 6 років тому

      EXACTLY he would be really fun but also teaching us

    • @kaikoifishy
      @kaikoifishy 5 років тому

      I'ma show this game to my science teacher

  • @nooberton0077
    @nooberton0077 4 роки тому +1387

    “Since when was gravity not on?”
    -Isaac Newton

  • @CrispyToast
    @CrispyToast 6 років тому +5307

    Oh, the humanity!

  • @The_Queen_Herself
    @The_Queen_Herself 2 роки тому +122

    Looking back on this makes me think Mark would be a GREAT science teacher (specially when teaching space) like if he had a class I would join it in seconds

    • @zahrannahyan9666
      @zahrannahyan9666 2 роки тому

      42:04 he said that the sun can go supernova but it cant because its to small

    • @bonkatron_1439
      @bonkatron_1439 Рік тому

      honestly i hope he does when hes finished with youtube

    • @adora_was_taken
      @adora_was_taken 5 місяців тому

      @@zahrannahyan9666 when the sun dies it'll grow to roughly the size of mars's orbit (which will, yknow, destroy the earth). then it'll collapse and go nova (not supernova, just nova) and its outer layers will explode out and form a planetary nebula. then it'll just... slowly cool down over the course of roughly a quadrillion years (yes, a quadrillion) until it's a frozen ball of carbon and oxygen.

  • @jessicacarvalho2201
    @jessicacarvalho2201 6 років тому +462

    Scientists: the temperature is drastically increasing, turning the moon into a gas giant.
    Mark: oh boi were gettin toasty

  • @chocodoodl1882
    @chocodoodl1882 6 років тому +287

    mark - blows up the solar system
    "Well, supernova aside--"

  • @mishellane0us
    @mishellane0us 5 років тому +1237

    Mark: let’s just say that there was a mad scientist who
    enlarged the moon-
    Me: REVERSE GRU

    • @Reavyr
      @Reavyr 5 років тому +34

      We're gonna [grow]... THE MOON!

    • @theyoutubeplague3383
      @theyoutubeplague3383 4 роки тому +2

      @@Reavyr I mean if a normal sized moon crashed into the earth it would destroy everything so what about a super sized moon

    • @Kevindude8868
      @Kevindude8868 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah but imagine there was this mad scientist who turned himself into a-

    • @JacobSunga
      @JacobSunga 4 роки тому +5

      Urg

    • @Mingo-Akuma
      @Mingo-Akuma 4 роки тому +4

      Urg

  • @NotOnLand
    @NotOnLand Рік тому +15

    "I put a galaxy on top of Earth" is like taking a grain of sand from one ocean and putting it in a different ocean

  • @jc_boy4718
    @jc_boy4718 3 роки тому +4094

    i feel like im being lectured and entertained at the same time

  • @psionicdreamer3302
    @psionicdreamer3302 6 років тому +117

    I love when mark starts talking about space, or really anything he's super passionate about. He gets so driven, his mind focused on one concept it's so intense and cool. I also enjoy space and I like to think about what could be hidden in the far reaches of our galaxy. Speaking of which NASA confirmed a black hole only a few lightyears away from us.

    • @treemannick2969
      @treemannick2969 4 роки тому +4

      It's called hyper-focusing, it's very common and it happens to me all the time uncontrollably, it occurs when someone is performing a task that interests them (Like playing a sandbox game) and they go on for hours just experimenting and frequently ask themselves questions like, "What happens if I do this?" In fact, I'm hyper-focusing right now trying to educate people.

    • @Kai-iy3kk
      @Kai-iy3kk 4 роки тому +1

      @@skylerwinkel2801 It is growing due to dark energy pushing the very fabric of our universal complex apart. In short, the empty space quarters are the result of dark energy.

    • @jschmeu1620
      @jschmeu1620 4 роки тому

      @Anime Freak dark energy is just a place holder until we figure out what actually causes the effects we attribute to it. it's really just speculation (although to be entirely fair, just about everything we know about space is speculation)

    • @Kai-iy3kk
      @Kai-iy3kk 4 роки тому

      @@jschmeu1620 Really? That's really cool!

  • @KiltedSatyr
    @KiltedSatyr 6 років тому +317

    Hey Mark, please do more of these videos. It is really really nice to hear you talk about something that makes you so awestruck. Also these videos are very calming

    • @OverlordZephyros
      @OverlordZephyros 6 років тому +11

      Astronomy does that to everyone

    • @Da_Swifta
      @Da_Swifta 5 років тому +2

      Right? These videos are great. Way mlre interesting to listen to than a documentary for example, just because you can hear the enthusiasm and awe shine through in his voice. Even if it’s not quite as informative as a documentary, it’s still really interesting to listen to Mark geek out about this stuff. His incredibly soothing voice on top of that is just a bonus.

  • @izukumidoriya7302
    @izukumidoriya7302 2 роки тому +32

    I love science class with Mr Markiplier, it’s just the way he explains it makes it really interesting

  • @julianjpantoja4603
    @julianjpantoja4603 6 років тому +151

    Me at 8:28 : Oh that's cute! They're dancing together!
    Entire Earth: We're gonna DIEE!!!!

    • @adamsvanholm5797
      @adamsvanholm5797 6 років тому +1

      1 person: Oh God it's
      A R T I L L E R Y O N L Y

  • @julesdebeckker627
    @julesdebeckker627 4 роки тому +303

    Markiplier: "We're gonna go back in time REEALLY far"
    Also Markiplier: Goes back to 1948

  • @falicityc.6027
    @falicityc.6027 4 роки тому +312

    Everyone is DEAD but we got a new moon, fair trade

  • @kittybun8845
    @kittybun8845 Рік тому +10

    This is one of my favorite videos. It's very relaxing to see him be himself so thoroughly. No face for the camera, just thinking out loud with genuine reactions.

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 6 років тому +738

    Rest In Peace: Earth
    _“We had a good run.”_

    • @cyclolith
      @cyclolith 6 років тому +3

      Daniel Sambar omg I see you everywhere now

    • @simplyfateh8222
      @simplyfateh8222 6 років тому +6

      Space is cool and the earth is hiding a part of the space so we had to remove it

    • @adenentertainment7365
      @adenentertainment7365 6 років тому +4

      I think it's beautiful
      How I lost the part of me
      I need the most
      Like I was born to fail

    • @Beadear_
      @Beadear_ 6 років тому +5

      "*We'll get em next time*"

    • @friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711
      @friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711 6 років тому +6

      Hold on... SHADOW CLAN, UNITE
      bu-
      SHUT UP BLACKSTAR
      (If u know what I mean)

  • @Crickets-Everywhere
    @Crickets-Everywhere 4 роки тому +1625

    mark: 1000 ways to destroy the earth
    2020: write that down WRITE THAT DOWN!

  • @Yhurga0
    @Yhurga0 3 роки тому +2825

    Imagine just chilling outside and then the fucking sun disappears

    • @yaboiTyTy
      @yaboiTyTy 3 роки тому +176

      And then it reapears

    • @aaaaaaaaahhhh5547
      @aaaaaaaaahhhh5547 3 роки тому +122

      @Felutia's Fans that's a clusterfuck of emotions

    • @Toast_Sandwich
      @Toast_Sandwich 3 роки тому +104

      Fun fact: you would only learn that the sun disappeared about 8 minutes after it disappeared because of how fast light speed actually is.

    • @justasimpleguy172
      @justasimpleguy172 3 роки тому +18

      I'd be very confused ad will buy a ton of heating lamps

    • @JenB1210
      @JenB1210 3 роки тому +6

      @@aaaaaaaaahhhh5547 yeah no shit.

  • @minutebug9868
    @minutebug9868 3 роки тому +53

    Man. Just coming back to this and seeing his passion for space makes me want mark to play outer wilds that much more. I know he has a lot of other games and projects. And it’s a three year old game, but I think if he ever did and I saw that on my subscriptions it’d be a delightful surprise

  • @morgandae
    @morgandae 6 років тому +770

    Mark: Tries to educate us on how the solar system works
    Accidentally creates a super nova

    • @newcristianhabean5801
      @newcristianhabean5801 6 років тому +11

      that's actually pretty easy, to make a supernova, whilst educating on how the solar system works.

    • @jamisonjackson196
      @jamisonjackson196 6 років тому +20

      Mark de grasse Tyson

    • @minijustdisaster3469
      @minijustdisaster3469 5 років тому +2

      new cristian habean not with our sun it’s not big enough

    • @otrocerdo2342
      @otrocerdo2342 4 роки тому

      Everyone spam this comment section with “No U”

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 4 роки тому

      @@otrocerdo2342 Non, toi.

  • @imageman9859
    @imageman9859 3 роки тому +356

    "We are very dead. But what we got... fair trade... is a new moon."
    - Markiplier 2018

    • @dzseneraloficcial
      @dzseneraloficcial 2 роки тому +3

      @ImageMan Majora’s Mask be like

    • @neveyya
      @neveyya 2 роки тому +4

      "okay, well supernova aside"
      - Markiplier 2018

  • @eier3252
    @eier3252 5 років тому +950

    Fun fact about that galaxy thing you talked about in the beginning:
    in LA light pollution is so bad that, during a blackout, people called the police because of strange glowing clouds. They saw the galaxis the first time in their entire life.
    (stolen from vsauce)

    • @Austn8r
      @Austn8r 5 років тому +8

      Wasn't that nyc not la? @.@

    • @newkingfj7242
      @newkingfj7242 5 років тому +16

      Holy shit really in FIJI we seem them every night

    • @slynx0689
      @slynx0689 5 років тому +15

      @@newkingfj7242 would i love to live there

    • @newkingfj7242
      @newkingfj7242 5 років тому +15

      Yea it's really beautiful and makes you wonder if where all alone in this universe

    • @kohentindel2774
      @kohentindel2774 5 років тому +6

      that is insane

  • @tehhypergamer963
    @tehhypergamer963 3 роки тому +27

    Mark: **Loves the idea of terraformed Mars**
    Also Mark: **Blows up terraformed Mars**

  • @gunnar_k01
    @gunnar_k01 4 роки тому +449

    The sad part about the fragments crashing into earth thing is that we wouldn’t die then. We’d already be dead. The moon being so close to earth would disrupt a crap load of gravity, yeah. But the true insanity is that when the moon gets smaller, the tides change. Huge tidal waves would bombard not just the coasts, it would go into mainland. Think if you took the tip of panhandle Florida, it would most likely go up to Georgia, if not more. The weather would increase in intensity, with storms 5 times the power of a hurricane occurring as common as a normal rainfall, with even more intensity over time. We would have to hide in bunkers just to escape the 140 mph winds, which would destroy most wildlife and plants. Eventually everything and everyone would be ripped to shreds, and that’s just talking about weather. It would also create a gravity well, so before the moon hit the earth, (if you were on the right part of earth) you would get ripped off the ground and have your skin ripped off your bones. This is just the research I’ve done though. Read up on it if you want, it’s crazy.

    • @silasjackson993
      @silasjackson993 4 роки тому +26

      Haha don’t you just love to know how painful this would be HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @littlebigdragon313
      @littlebigdragon313 4 роки тому +25

      Thank you science side of UA-cam comments

    • @zsealed5740
      @zsealed5740 4 роки тому +6

      Chill , this is just a game.

    • @veeistiredasf
      @veeistiredasf 4 роки тому +18

      this is helping me with my physics homework thank you kind stranger for explaining this

    • @gunnar_k01
      @gunnar_k01 4 роки тому +9

      @@veeistiredasf your welcome

  • @blakewilliams5172
    @blakewilliams5172 4 роки тому +342

    earth litterally getting destroyed by the moon:
    Mark: oh wow that fragment is very round!

  • @FurAdmin
    @FurAdmin 6 років тому +2097

    *"everyone is dead but its so coooool"* -markiplier2k18

  • @Painstation9
    @Painstation9 2 роки тому +20

    Mark back then:*Uploads a video called 1000 ways to destroy earth*
    Mark now:*Creates a masterpiece about 2 people destroying the universe*
    Wow what a step up,a planet to an entire universe

  • @eclectictrash
    @eclectictrash 6 років тому +81

    Out of all the planets to destroy, of course Mark picks the one we all fucking live on.

  • @vypervikram2390
    @vypervikram2390 6 років тому +219

    * becomes a god *
    I'mma have the earth slam into the moon.
    * Moon becomes gas giant *
    I'mma wait.....
    * Gas giant became a star *
    " What have we learned today kids? Yes Timmy?"
    ' if Markiplier becomes god the moon will eat us and then it becomes a star!'

    • @CelaTheDragonPrince
      @CelaTheDragonPrince 6 років тому +2

      Blare Plays lol, that’s funny. XD

    • @aggiee8653
      @aggiee8653 6 років тому

      *The moon will become a tsar

    • @DavidLopez-up3qm
      @DavidLopez-up3qm 6 років тому

      "A tsar"
      Get out of here. Now, before you go to gulag 😂

    • @taylorb9111
      @taylorb9111 6 років тому +1

      This seems like something mark would conversation in a video... am i wrong?

    • @jamesgibbs6716
      @jamesgibbs6716 6 років тому +1

      That's a lot of damage!

  • @SirCheeto47
    @SirCheeto47 3 роки тому +653

    After watching Mark play this, I’ve always wished that he would do an interview segment with Neil deGrasse Tyson while they both played this game together to demonstrate certain scenarios that they were curious about.

    • @yaboiTyTy
      @yaboiTyTy 3 роки тому +28

      Can we make this a petition??

    • @SirCheeto47
      @SirCheeto47 3 роки тому +20

      @@yaboiTyTy I would sign it immediately.

    • @lombardy2959
      @lombardy2959 3 роки тому +8

      that'd be priceless :( I would watch that all day

    • @chriscarpenter3370
      @chriscarpenter3370 3 роки тому +7

      like crashing 358 jupiters into each other?

    • @SirCheeto47
      @SirCheeto47 3 роки тому +25

      @@chriscarpenter3370 You and I both know Tyson would have just as much interest/fun in crashing 358 Jupiter’s into one another as Mark did. I feel like the cackling and genuineness between the two of them would be an unstoppable force.

  • @Bananeurysm
    @Bananeurysm Рік тому +4

    Seeing the galactic core with the naked eye is extremely difficult for most people, simply due to the amount of travel required to reach a good spot for it. However, most modern smartphones are plenty capable of making what can't be seen actually visible. Lower your exposure, max out the exposure time, mount to a tripod, point to the northeastern sky (if you're in the northern hemisphere), and try taking a photo. Some travel may be required, but for most people, nowhere near as much as you'd need to see it without the assistance of a camera. Play around with it. Have fun.

  • @PlutoniumBoss
    @PlutoniumBoss 6 років тому +251

    Dear Mr. Fischbach, we regret to inform you that your application for the position of Planetary System Engineer is denied due to a demonstration of gross negligence in simulations. We thank you for your time and wish you luck in your future endeavors.

  • @Fire_Gaming64
    @Fire_Gaming64 4 роки тому +183

    Markiplier accidentally re-creates how we got the moon

  • @eggsnbroccoli5367
    @eggsnbroccoli5367 6 років тому +90

    Earth "ahhghhahhggh this burns" mean while markiplier "so coOOoOooool"

  • @RubitheRacoon
    @RubitheRacoon 2 роки тому +30

    just by markiplier talking about space it already explains everything i love about it in more complex words. its a perfect mix of scientific and factual speaking and casual "this is my interest" type speaking
    but in short
    astronomy is fucking awesome

    • @fareedahdamilola
      @fareedahdamilola 2 роки тому

      Congratulations you have been selected among three lucky winner's text me on....

  • @owenps6944
    @owenps6944 3 роки тому +654

    Imagine this isn’t a game, but instead all of these are separate dimensions and A scientist made you practically a god, without you knowing. So ur basically just mass murdering everyone on earth from other dimensions, but u don’t know because you think it’s a game

    • @killerthor1326
      @killerthor1326 3 роки тому +45

      PLOT TWIST

    • @LucasMiddleNameandLastname22
      @LucasMiddleNameandLastname22 3 роки тому +25

      still worth it not gonna lie

    • @shadowscall7758
      @shadowscall7758 3 роки тому +13

      Stargate Atlantis had an episode about something like this. Smaller scale, but still good.

    • @0nullnil
      @0nullnil 3 роки тому +19

      I mean... Technically since multiverses exist that is possible...

    • @AlexGaming-mv8de
      @AlexGaming-mv8de 3 роки тому +8

      I was thinking the same thing.

  • @cheshiremixs6841
    @cheshiremixs6841 6 років тому +362

    6:50
    *What if the sun disappeared?*
    hEY VSAUCE, MICHAEL HERE

    • @peterconroy7375
      @peterconroy7375 5 років тому +1

      het vsauce kevin here

    • @jennyinutil2018
      @jennyinutil2018 5 років тому +5

      *Michael's toys*
      Today we're gonna take a look at my solar destructor

    • @ezar0744
      @ezar0744 5 років тому +1

      If sun disappears then earth we’ll be frozen as they be no life left except some maybe polar bears and other snow land animals because they can take a lot of low degrees but for us humans we won’t be able to survive and heck even snake and lizards will die because they are cold blooded

    • @0Abraham16
      @0Abraham16 5 років тому +2

      Cabbage Vurtal Well...I forgot how it works,but there’s enough heatings inside of Earth to sustain humanity for a long time,if there smart enough to use the heat and you know.

    • @matthewrodgers9141
      @matthewrodgers9141 5 років тому +1

      If the sun disappears, the moon would still be in orbit, but instead of the rotation of night then day it would be night then complete darkness, but the sun would never just disappear from orbit so u have nothing to worry about😁

  • @itzendy2755
    @itzendy2755 6 років тому +92

    *looks at title and thumbnail*
    QUE THE MUSIC!
    *OH THATS SO COO OO OO OO OOL*
    *SO COO OO OO OOL*
    *MY COMPUTER CANT HANDLE THE RENDERING!*

    • @hshsgamingclub2469
      @hshsgamingclub2469 6 років тому +1

      There are billions and billions of stars (oh look)

    • @diogoayres7953
      @diogoayres7953 6 років тому +1

      we need a sequel now

    • @itzendy2755
      @itzendy2755 6 років тому +1

      There's nothing i like more than *S P A C E !*

    • @cabig9838
      @cabig9838 6 років тому +1

      So let's blow somethin' up here

  • @ComicSans-ew2ou
    @ComicSans-ew2ou 3 роки тому +14

    Watching Mark play this makes me think about what would've happened if he had pursued a more space related career

  • @GoblinLord
    @GoblinLord 6 років тому +683

    (black hole simulation)
    Earth: I don't feel so good Mr.Plier (dusts away)

  • @monmusumaster
    @monmusumaster 6 років тому +76

    I would actually watch a 3 hour stream of Mark just screwing around with this simulation.

    • @TheSOTA
      @TheSOTA 6 років тому +2

      Micah Young I would watch a 24 hour stream of just that.

    • @phoenixflambe3319
      @phoenixflambe3319 6 років тому

      Congratulations! You're most likely jobless!

    • @monmusumaster
      @monmusumaster 6 років тому

      In training yes.

    • @shadowedpokefan331
      @shadowedpokefan331 6 років тому

      I'd love to see mark stream this simulation

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 6 років тому +2489

    Space is Soo Cooool!
    So Cooool!
    My computer can't handle the Rendering.

    • @temarinara77
      @temarinara77 6 років тому +38

      Oh that’s so cool so coool

    • @Rickol
      @Rickol 6 років тому +29

      Oh it's so pretty! So pretty..

    • @noahrayner9248
      @noahrayner9248 6 років тому +27

      There are millions and millions of stars...

    • @friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711
      @friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711 6 років тому +27

      There are billions and billions of stars, (oh look) there are billions and billions of gasses (alright!)

    • @ProPanda1975
      @ProPanda1975 6 років тому +18

      Oh look there are billions and billions of galaxies oh my

  • @achekimbell4174
    @achekimbell4174 3 роки тому +3

    I will never understand how this man can put me to sleep in seconds just ranting about sleep. Its not boredom cause it also love space. Ive never meet him, but if i ever do- i may just cry.

  • @kayleeroberts1805
    @kayleeroberts1805 6 років тому +586

    TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE
    WE CUT THIS EARTH IN HALF

  • @cookiecat1751
    @cookiecat1751 3 роки тому +94

    Mark: A total philosopher, admiring how beautiful space and the universe is.
    Also Mark: "1000 Ways to Destroy Earth"

  • @j_yaein
    @j_yaein 6 років тому +66

    **sees the video**
    Me: now let’s introduce Mr. Iplier
    He’s studied astronomy, only talks about destroying the earth rather than ACTUALLY teaching something, takes the whole class for a field trip to outer space

    • @Sheashay101
      @Sheashay101 6 років тому +7

      Seatbelts, everyone!

    • @kingcosmos3
      @kingcosmos3 6 років тому +7

      Please let this be a normal field trip...

    • @elementgermanium
      @elementgermanium 6 років тому +6

      With the Plier? No way

    • @eddferrer4953
      @eddferrer4953 6 років тому +6

      *MAGIC SCHOOL BUS*

    • @SuperDCUniverse1
      @SuperDCUniverse1 6 років тому +7

      Cruising down in space, watch that nova blowing by...oh shit it’s getting hot, WE ARE All GOING TO DIE!!!

  • @abc-ld8ok
    @abc-ld8ok 6 місяців тому +4

    What I wouldn't give to attend a lecture presented by Markiplier

  • @slushplayz8973
    @slushplayz8973 5 років тому +365

    Me:watching videos in the dark
    Mark:zooms directly into the sun
    Me:eyes melt

    • @jaime779
      @jaime779 5 років тому +2

      Omg i thpught it only happenesd to me lmao

    • @digihealer
      @digihealer 5 років тому

      Well, maybe not think of doing that next time.

    • @spookytimejunction
      @spookytimejunction 5 років тому +3

      Eyes: Ah, my time has come.

    • @ACorruptedKat
      @ACorruptedKat 5 років тому +2

      me looking at the sun and eating fuckin mcdonalds because my life and eyes enjoy it

    • @mr.fahrenheit3768
      @mr.fahrenheit3768 5 років тому +2

      Still better than light mode

  • @Hades_0011
    @Hades_0011 4 роки тому +1872

    Markiplier plays it off as an idiot but he’s actually like- A REALLY INTELLIGENT PERSON HOLY SH-

    • @peanut3045
      @peanut3045 3 роки тому +81

      That or he just did some good old-fashioned research into a subject he enjoyed. But then again, that does so “intelligence” so I mean, sure

    • @DesolateLavender
      @DesolateLavender 3 роки тому +47

      He's average intelligence. At most, slightly above aversge at best.
      It's just that he's interested in space, so he knows a fair bit about it.

    • @thegongoolzler2677
      @thegongoolzler2677 3 роки тому +18

      I like how you guys decided to come back to this video.

    • @DesolateLavender
      @DesolateLavender 3 роки тому +24

      @Lazar I never said that. I'm not saying I'm better than anyone. I was just saying that he's fairly intelligent, but not a fucking genius. I mean, his spacial awareness is a bit bad. Don't jump to such accusatory assumptions.

    • @Tidepod_Prince
      @Tidepod_Prince 3 роки тому +8

      Everything he’s saying is like the bare minimum tho relax

  • @tay-1324
    @tay-1324 6 років тому +484

    I love this video. No yelling, no screaming, no intense gameplay. Just the calm atmosphere and Mark's soothing voice. I have watched this over and over, and it never gets old, heck, I have even fallen asleep listening to this. I would love for you to make more videos like this.

    • @aperson3718
      @aperson3718 6 років тому +10

      Like a lullaby 😴

    • @bethgray1562
      @bethgray1562 6 років тому +20

      I agree. Its nice to see him calm and slightly sadistic without yelling for (almost) once

    • @irisstormbell9332
      @irisstormbell9332 6 років тому +9

      mannnnnn... Mark has such a sweet sexy voice... I agree: very soothing. 10/10

    • @i.non-stopkestrelgameing1296
      @i.non-stopkestrelgameing1296 6 років тому +2

      Me 2

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 6 років тому +10

      I like how the video without yelling, screaming and intense gameplay is about destroying Earth 1000 times.

  • @animatingangel7946
    @animatingangel7946 2 роки тому +13

    Mark: “Comes to destroy all of humanity!!!”
    Captions: Nope just all of your money.

  • @mrlegoboy413
    @mrlegoboy413 6 років тому +412

    i fly to the moon
    i shrink the moon
    i grab the moon

    • @sakryptix
      @sakryptix 6 років тому +40

      Mr Legoboy I sit on the toilet-

    • @That.One.Bug.
      @That.One.Bug. 5 років тому +39

      @@sakryptix *looks at graph confused.......

    • @sammylammy996
      @sammylammy996 5 років тому +13

      *moon unshrinks*

    • @rfacproductions6552
      @rfacproductions6552 5 років тому +28

      I fly to the moon
      I shrink the moon
      I grab the moon
      I let it regrow and blow up the earth
      *_confused looked at the graph_*

    • @communist2192
      @communist2192 5 років тому +21

      you take the moon, and you take the moon, and you take the moon, and you take the moon

  • @RosePetal417
    @RosePetal417 3 роки тому +176

    not even 3 min into the video and Markiplier is sending me tumbling into an existential crisis

  • @JellpySpark
    @JellpySpark 6 років тому +83

    It’s so fun watching Mark geek out and have a good time. Makes me smile honestly

  • @amandareeves5101
    @amandareeves5101 3 роки тому +7

    20:46
    Me when I'm watching my food warm up in the microwave. Lol.

  • @anphor1a
    @anphor1a 6 років тому +157

    Welcome back to Mark Nuts Over Space (Part 2)

  • @booperdooper1309
    @booperdooper1309 6 років тому +36

    I love Mark’s fascination and passion about space. It is so relaxing to listen to while you are doing homework. (He says something funny and you start cracking up and people start starring at you) lol

    • @dubiousspade3757
      @dubiousspade3757 6 років тому

      Booper Dooper staring* and I can also relate to that I watch him all the time and love it

  • @InsomniacStephens141
    @InsomniacStephens141 6 років тому +47

    Hey mark, I love the video, seeing you nerd out about space is literally my favourite part of the channel. There is one thing I'd like to point out, as far as I'm aware (I could be wrong) our sun will not go supernova due to its mass not being high enough.
    It will expand into a red giant consuming the inner planets before shrinking back down to a dwarf. (This is what I learned growing up, as I was as obsessed with space as you are today)

    • @jovonsam9643
      @jovonsam9643 6 років тому +3

      Pretty sure you absolutely correct

    • @SaitosaBard
      @SaitosaBard 6 років тому

      Which is mildly disappointing but it's not like we'd be able to see our planet being burned down to ashes in a blast of blue and red anyway. I guess. Kinda scary.

    • @manysubscriberswithnovideo7384
      @manysubscriberswithnovideo7384 6 років тому

      @@SaitosaBard no because we will have killed ourselves long before that happens

    • @dadarocks_ttp76
      @dadarocks_ttp76 6 років тому

      Well actually the thing is your only partly right all stars will supernova their mass is irrelevant as long as they are a star they will blow up
      What their mass chooses is the outcome
      So the higher masses will mean a black hole
      Lower ones will be nuetron stars or white dwarfs
      Saldy the expansion of the sun does happen with all stars and that alone will be the death of earth

    • @manysubscriberswithnovideo7384
      @manysubscriberswithnovideo7384 6 років тому

      @@dadarocks_ttp76 good job none of us will be around to see it

  • @ljdcm3887
    @ljdcm3887 3 роки тому +12

    23:29
    Mark: it’s gonna kill us all so…
    Let’s see that in slow motion😁

  • @jenneric03
    @jenneric03 5 років тому +422

    Mark "That's a big moon"
    Me:
    Mark:
    Me: tHaT's No MoOn

    • @HorrorMonster4406
      @HorrorMonster4406 5 років тому +16

      It's a space station. -Obi-Wan Kenobi

    • @jaziferret1138
      @jaziferret1138 4 роки тому +2

      @@HorrorMonster4406 its too big to be a space station

    • @salty_c7681
      @salty_c7681 4 роки тому +5

      I forgot the next line so *vader theme noises ensue*

    • @michaelb.3006
      @michaelb.3006 4 роки тому +2

      *vader has joined the chat* you said my name

    • @GKiernan01
      @GKiernan01 4 роки тому +4

      "What is that glare? That's not a sun, that's not a moon and that's certainly not a space station! What is that? What...is....that? WHAT IS THAT?"

  • @scarletfeather5969
    @scarletfeather5969 6 років тому +411

    4:17-4:44 is a super inspiring, mind-boggling speech, and then after it he just does a funny voice and it totally ruined the amazingness that he just blew my mind with XD

    • @DonnieDarko28
      @DonnieDarko28 6 років тому +4

      Like Mark I love this stuff it's truly fascinating, so all I have to say is please I beg do more vids of stuff like this with this game

    • @macewindu5279
      @macewindu5279 6 років тому

      The video has been paused.

    • @SparrowsKeep14
      @SparrowsKeep14 6 років тому +2

      This needs to be pinned

    • @SGT_Squid_Dog
      @SGT_Squid_Dog 6 років тому

      Story of my life

    • @reitypei5568
      @reitypei5568 6 років тому +1

      Mark is now vsauce4 lol

  • @avery1093
    @avery1093 6 років тому +135

    🎵 If there was a program for volunteers to go into to space, with like 100% chance of dying from death by space, I would be first in line! If they needed brave volunteers, it stupid volunteers, I would be there so fast! 🎵

  • @mrroboto4172
    @mrroboto4172 3 роки тому +3

    Nearly an hour of Mark having fun in universe sandbox is a gift i never knew i wanted

  • @fbi9599
    @fbi9599 6 років тому +119

    Brain: Dont say it... Dont say it.
    Me: OHHHH ITS SOOOOO COOOOOOOOOL! MY COMPUTER CANT HANDLE THE RENDERING!

    • @chanceshadow
      @chanceshadow 5 років тому +1

      OHHHH ITS STILLLLL COOOOOOOOOOL! MY COMPUTER CAN'T HANDLE THE RENDERING!

  • @kostabrennan6787
    @kostabrennan6787 4 роки тому +1439

    Mark:”1000 ways to destroy the earth”
    Everyone in 2020: “don’t”
    (yes I know 2020 is over now)

    • @cellva1682
      @cellva1682 4 роки тому +23

      Don't freak out. Covid-19 isn't destroying Earth. Just people.

    • @caitkat6400
      @caitkat6400 4 роки тому +6

      Only a thousand? Ha. You're a funny one.

    • @vistagreat9994
      @vistagreat9994 4 роки тому +3

      @@caitkat6400 It's Only 0!
      get it
      cause it's funny and real
      yes?
      good

    • @Jeffrey18O
      @Jeffrey18O 4 роки тому +4

      2020: Write that down WRITE THAT DOWN
      Covid-19: *quickly panicky was trying to write it all down*

    • @Sentakugeri
      @Sentakugeri 4 роки тому +1

      *STONKSN’T*

  • @tjknight
    @tjknight 3 роки тому +430

    Did you get a new moon?
    "Yes"
    What did it cost?
    "Everything...but fair trade."

    • @Kno_One
      @Kno_One 3 роки тому +3

      Fair is fair

    • @randomagee193
      @randomagee193 3 роки тому +2

      A small price to pay for a salvation, and a new moon

  • @RowanTo40
    @RowanTo40 2 роки тому +3

    12:40 - Roche limit
    Fun fact: in a few million years mars tiny tiny moon phobos will enter the Roche limit and make a ring around the planet, it's not all fun in games as fragments will rain upon the equator, another fun fact is that the mountain sized moon phobos is nearly half the size in thr sky of the moon even tho being tens of times closer and smaller, it's because of how close it is too Mars, phobos btw has an 8 hour orbit

  • @loafofcorn6555
    @loafofcorn6555 6 років тому +573

    I wish I had Mark as my astronomy teacher

    • @brendangiger
      @brendangiger 6 років тому +14

      Dont we all!

    • @francescoceresani3343
      @francescoceresani3343 6 років тому +14

      If we don't wanna learn then yes

    • @mrconemanz
      @mrconemanz 6 років тому +4

      Bro you are so right

    • @nota444tm2
      @nota444tm2 6 років тому +8

      @@francescoceresani3343 no, we will learn, but soo much better than our boring old teachers who sound like they hate their lives.

    • @bubblemuggets7405
      @bubblemuggets7405 6 років тому +2

      same

  • @almicc
    @almicc 6 років тому +110

    If the Sun outright disappeared, it would be a LOT cooler than what you showed. Let me explain...
    Gravity, like all other forces, travels at the speed of light. This means that, on Earth, we would have absolutely no way of knowing the Sun was gone until 8 minutes after it has vanished. We would literally be seeing and orbiting a ghost. At the same time, Mercury, Venus and the Sun would seemingly go dark at the same moment from our perspective, and Venus and Mercury would simultaneously start traveling in a straight line, despite both planets experiencing the Suns non-existence at "different times" relatively speaking.
    The eerie part is that if we turn around and face Mars, Saturn, Jupiter and the other planets, we could still see them orbiting normally and shining bright in the sky with the last few rays of light that ever left the Sun. Saturn would be visible to the naked eye for the longest time, still shining brightly with all its rings for over 2 hours after our skies go dark. And then, we would witness perhaps the most extraordinary part of the whole event, Saturn's rings fading away slowly.
    At the speed of light, it would take slightly less than a second to travel from one end of Saturn's rings to the next, meaning that if you are looking at Saturn the moment it starts going dark, you would see it fade out, front to back, over about a second. Relatively speaking, this would be the only time during the disappearance of the Sun that you could actually witness the slow speed of light, as all other planets would seem to instantly vanish, Saturn would be the only one to seemingly evaporate out of the sky.
    TL;DR: It would look a lot like Thanos snapped his fingers to evaporate the solar system at the speed of light.

    • @nickcassel1409
      @nickcassel1409 6 років тому

      Do you study this stuff

    • @almicc
      @almicc 6 років тому +14

      Yeah, science is just cool

    • @saucy_dragon1566
      @saucy_dragon1566 6 років тому

      MachWarfareGames You got that from vsauce right? If not, he has a really good video explaining that exact thing. It’s really cool :D

    • @almicc
      @almicc 6 років тому +2

      VSauce Michael is my spirit animal

    • @starstruckdaydreamer3822
      @starstruckdaydreamer3822 6 років тому

      SCIENCE 4 LIFE!
      (math = torture :V)

  • @rosekate1096
    @rosekate1096 6 років тому +117

    If Mark can destroy the solar system, imagine what Dark can do...

  • @paradoxmaster2566
    @paradoxmaster2566 2 роки тому +9

    Anyone else wanna hear a National Geographic or discovery narrated by mark?

  • @spacefox6689
    @spacefox6689 6 років тому +151

    Food for thought: the universe is so inconceivably immense that all of these scenarios are guaranteed to have happened, are currently happening, and will happen

    • @alexanderinoa7850
      @alexanderinoa7850 6 років тому +32

      Emma
      If the multiple worlds theory is true, there is a world where it isn't.
      But the multiple worlds theory doesn't cover paradoxes… except in the world where it does.
      I'm giving myself an aneurism.

    • @spacefox6689
      @spacefox6689 6 років тому

      Alexander Inoa seen that post already

    • @lgsMindofG
      @lgsMindofG 6 років тому +1

      Did anyone else read that with Neil Degrase Tyson voice

    • @devilvocano420
      @devilvocano420 6 років тому +8

      No
      You wont get planets smashing into each other in a line

    • @alexanderinoa7850
      @alexanderinoa7850 6 років тому

      Emma
      Hey, never said I was original! Just some food for thought that had blown my mind.

  • @alanarohrbach3669
    @alanarohrbach3669 6 років тому +72

    You have the perfect voice to demonstrate at a planetarium

    • @javyz6197
      @javyz6197 6 років тому +1

      *I T ' S S O C O O O O L*

  • @firsttolast5409
    @firsttolast5409 6 років тому +44

    Mark: So we're going to be playing Universe simulator...
    Me: *preps for the eventual Space freakout*

    • @daconnatwuk
      @daconnatwuk 6 років тому +1

      *uM iT's AcTuAlLy UnIvErSe SaNdBoX*

    • @sniperarcher7630
      @sniperarcher7630 6 років тому

      The preps for the eventual space freakout was funny made me laugh 😆

  • @mesmereyesthesimpleminded9607
    @mesmereyesthesimpleminded9607 3 роки тому +1

    10:50 Mark learns about Roche Limits!
    33:19 Mark references a soundgarden song

  • @Xp070
    @Xp070 6 років тому +121

    It's cool to see you playing this game again! I love to see your child-like wonder when you're talking about space. Like how you spoke about our galaxy, you were so descriptive.

  • @zootie0127
    @zootie0127 3 роки тому +39

    7:47 “Uranus is off on its own as we all know.”
    Thank you Mark for reminding me how lonely I am

  • @vibing-vicinity9989
    @vibing-vicinity9989 6 років тому +72

    There is a VR version I recommend checking it out

  • @sunnywunny
    @sunnywunny 2 роки тому +2

    mark Rambling about space and stuff for nearly an hour somehow ends up being some of my favourite content ever