MARKIPLIER IS A QUEEN!! | Sort the Court UPDATED AGAIN

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  • @cleasfam7112
    @cleasfam7112 4 роки тому +7083

    Markiplier: Sacrifices 100 people for "heaps of gold" without thinking too much.
    Also Mark: Thinking Hard on if he should punish a Monkey.

    • @taxevasiongaming
      @taxevasiongaming 4 роки тому +20

      😂

    • @nicolaschang6316
      @nicolaschang6316 4 роки тому +93

      20 gold a soul Mark. That's how much you valued each member of your town. Every Grandma out there was worth only 20 gold for you. (jk i love you and would totally have done that too mwahahahaha)

    • @TheAimirak
      @TheAimirak 4 роки тому +2

      XD

    • @BambooSh0t
      @BambooSh0t 4 роки тому +4

      i mean.. what would the reward difference be? it goes from GOLD. THE THING YOU CAN BUY STUFF WITH AND BECOME A GOD WITH, orrrrrrrrr, just 3 happiness. it kinda makes sense now huh? XD

    • @krystanhitz8260
      @krystanhitz8260 4 роки тому +2

      0
      3
      0

  • @awesomerinc.8553
    @awesomerinc.8553 4 роки тому +16669

    "You are so humble. I'm proud of you!" she says to the queen sitting on a pile of gold that was obtained by sacrificing over half the town.

  • @clarahornmarkvardsen2515
    @clarahornmarkvardsen2515 2 роки тому +10473

    I love how every time grandma walks in, mark turns into such a gentleman. Even tho he sacrificed half the town and made deals with the devil.

    • @stormthenonbinary4984
      @stormthenonbinary4984 2 роки тому +353

      shhhhhhh we don't want grandma to hear, or Markiplier will come for our souls

    • @Nonsensical0g
      @Nonsensical0g 2 роки тому +111

      I guess u could say he sold his soul to the devil for designer

    • @kentrellmartin4674
      @kentrellmartin4674 2 роки тому +2

      @@Nonsensical0g i caught that reference

    • @justjoeking2414
      @justjoeking2414 2 роки тому +21

      Shhhhhh

    • @thatporkguy2655
      @thatporkguy2655 2 роки тому +30

      I didnt even start the video this is of course is what Mark would do

  • @itsmecrosby4723
    @itsmecrosby4723 Рік тому +1264

    Something about the knight coming back defeated and immediately condemning himself only to be met by Marks unrelenting forgiveness fir him gets to me every time.

    • @serspritztomb
      @serspritztomb 11 місяців тому +86

      And once the knight succeeds, markiplier sleeps with him

    • @nickbenedict1816
      @nickbenedict1816 9 місяців тому

      who wouldn't? @@serspritztomb

    • @Fauna-dj8ku
      @Fauna-dj8ku 4 місяці тому +14

      the knight was my favourite character, he stayed loyal with us till the end. I hope he got to work on his self-confidence a little, though :D

  • @mr.puffin8281
    @mr.puffin8281 4 роки тому +2835

    10:02
    Markiplier: yes grandma everything is fine.
    10 seconds later
    Dragon: hey how ya doin.

    • @cheetahboy0127
      @cheetahboy0127 4 роки тому +35

      It’s more like 18 seconds but it’s still funny

    • @PreCodZ
      @PreCodZ 4 роки тому +7

      Hey how u doin :me im poor

    • @maxk2799
      @maxk2799 4 роки тому +6

      Dragon: bonjour

    • @ToucOrSomething
      @ToucOrSomething 4 роки тому +8

      Dragon be like “hey little mama let me whisper in your ear”

    • @vqmp_bloodlystt
      @vqmp_bloodlystt 4 роки тому

      YASSSSSSSS

  • @thehumanpotato2844
    @thehumanpotato2844 3 роки тому +3498

    You know what I realised re-watching this for the third (maybe fourth?) time? Every time Chester asked if he could eat some people, Mark said no. The decision created +1 happiness. The happiness was probably from Chester being glad he didn’t have eat anyone.

  • @souplivious7477
    @souplivious7477 2 роки тому +5689

    Mark: won't allow a petty thief to steal from the rich
    Also Mark: sacrifices half his town for money

    • @weathermill2000
      @weathermill2000 2 роки тому +77

      yep its markiplier logic

    • @Concavinator
      @Concavinator 2 роки тому +22

      Tbh I would also

    • @gotgunpowder
      @gotgunpowder 2 роки тому +79

      She literally admitted she was just gonna steal from everyone actually.

    • @StankFrengus
      @StankFrengus Рік тому +11

      @@gotgunpowder that doesn't change anything though, stealing versus 100 dead

    • @StankFrengus
      @StankFrengus Рік тому +3

      @@gotgunpowder someone liked my comment so I'm back and spewing opinions again. So she steals hundreds from the rich and a couple from a bunch of poor people. Thats a "big deal" in my book (its hard to say big deal sarcastically over text I'm learning)

  • @michaeldantonio9009
    @michaeldantonio9009 Рік тому +2169

    Mark when sacrificing half his town for gold: “I am doing well in life!”
    Mark when Grandma is angry: “ *IM A FAILURE!* ”

  • @yoda8677
    @yoda8677 3 роки тому +6032

    “I’m so poor I can’t buy anything else”
    Grandma: could I have a coin for the newspaper?
    “Take it all I’m made of money”

  • @fubsh
    @fubsh 3 роки тому +9901

    3 things to never say no to brought to you by Markiplier:
    1. Grandma
    2. Magic
    3. ☠️ *Heaps of gold* ☠️

    • @Sophie-kk8tx
      @Sophie-kk8tx 3 роки тому +335

      Unless gramma offers her earnings

    • @couchpotato3285
      @couchpotato3285 3 роки тому +71

      @@Sophie-kk8tx it won't be a heap of gold

    • @buttergaming4988
      @buttergaming4988 3 роки тому +141

      Marks adviser seeing a lot of gold right as 100 people are sacrificed:🤨

    • @purplefox6436
      @purplefox6436 3 роки тому +20

      @@couchpotato3285 it still says grandma on the list

    • @couchpotato3285
      @couchpotato3285 3 роки тому +15

      @@purplefox6436 I'm saying if Grammy offered Mark heaps of gold THEN he'd accept but he always denied grammas earnings

  • @cerebrumcausam8762
    @cerebrumcausam8762 5 років тому +6374

    mark: *gets angry*
    grandma: im about to end this mans whole anger

    • @Bert988
      @Bert988 5 років тому +92

      Grandma gives him a cookie

    • @jilly0412
      @jilly0412 5 років тому +11

      Mr. Heart mask XD

    • @jawsplayz
      @jawsplayz 5 років тому +7

      Mr. Heart mask LMAO

    • @snownoodles3129
      @snownoodles3129 5 років тому +5

      Timothy2007 iiii

    • @bloop3368
      @bloop3368 5 років тому +11

      Getting over it:
      I am inevitable

  • @theletterm8865
    @theletterm8865 Рік тому +154

    i just love the voice mark gives the blacksmith, like he's this big strapping tattoed guy with just the softest and nicest voice & personality

    • @melliferou
      @melliferou 2 місяці тому +1

      The original Himbo is the blacksmith

  • @piggwardd
    @piggwardd 4 роки тому +3946

    Mark: if you screw me over there will be no limit to my rage
    Wizard: screws him over
    Mark: starts crying

  • @alexplaysandedits2356
    @alexplaysandedits2356 Рік тому +4155

    "Why did the chicken kill-"
    *Grandma walks in*
    "Grandma!"

    • @erbiba342
      @erbiba342 Рік тому +58

      the grandma Removed the chicken’s head

    • @pathecat_
      @pathecat_ Рік тому +15

      Your comment has exactly 300 likes so I wanna keep it like that so take this reply as a like

    • @BlazeMisty
      @BlazeMisty Рік тому +27

      I thought he said that the chicken did kill grandma and got extremely confused after she came in

    • @habibi42069
      @habibi42069 Рік тому +5

      @@BlazeMisty same😂

    • @ERIXDD
      @ERIXDD Рік тому +6

      HE KILLED GRANDMA!??!? /J

  • @Ghost-hr3rq
    @Ghost-hr3rq 2 роки тому +10964

    Grandma could literally ask Mark if she can slaughter the town and he'd say yes

    • @RadiantSharaShaymin
      @RadiantSharaShaymin 2 роки тому +694

      He'd probably say "Who needs a town when you have a grandma that can destroy everything in her path?"
      ...And I probably would too-

    • @Radiowo_
      @Radiowo_ 2 роки тому +58

      true

    • @stormthenonbinary4984
      @stormthenonbinary4984 2 роки тому +187

      Grandma could slaughter innocents and the game could TELL him and Mark would be like "she could do no wrong its okay grandma take all my money"

    • @boredned1astv544
      @boredned1astv544 2 роки тому +59

      I like I’m not the only one rewatching this from 3 year ago

    • @DesolateLavender
      @DesolateLavender 2 роки тому +22

      Is grandma magical?

  • @kyleerobbins9988
    @kyleerobbins9988 Рік тому +823

    *Knight returns successfully from his mission*
    Mark: you’re in for a reward later 😏

    • @hiimdedinside-gr2md
      @hiimdedinside-gr2md Рік тому +42

      A saw this right as it happened and it made the experience x2 better

    • @RongDMemer
      @RongDMemer Рік тому +52

      Tbh i literally went on an entire imagination right there
      If i was a queen and my knight did that
      I'm clapping for him

    • @h0rn3d_h1st0r1an
      @h0rn3d_h1st0r1an Рік тому +37

      @@RongDMemer you're not the only person that's clapping

    • @RongDMemer
      @RongDMemer Рік тому +19

      @@h0rn3d_h1st0r1an i know :]

    • @Roland_Furioso-z27
      @Roland_Furioso-z27 Рік тому

      ​@@RongDMemerGO TO HORNY JAIL

  • @angrypotato8289
    @angrypotato8289 2 роки тому +4912

    "I cannot cut my own hair, only the hair of others"
    Markiplier accidentally discovers the Barber Paradox

    • @TazJustTaz
      @TazJustTaz 2 роки тому +213

      “I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.

    • @phoenixair11
      @phoenixair11 2 роки тому +3

      @Delete me true

    • @dzeatz
      @dzeatz 2 роки тому +5

      Fr

    • @moyai6618
      @moyai6618 2 роки тому +11

      In space with barberplier

    • @Rachel-zf4cr
      @Rachel-zf4cr 2 роки тому +2

      how is that a paradox?

  • @cheesecrusader9635
    @cheesecrusader9635 5 років тому +5645

    Mark: *starts cursing and being mean to everyone else*
    *grandma comes in*
    Mark: awwwww hi grandma, no you keep your earnings

    • @axolotlboi8920
      @axolotlboi8920 5 років тому +44

      That is so funny 😂

    • @jamesryan3641
      @jamesryan3641 4 роки тому +9

      Ikr lol

    • @NonSkrapple
      @NonSkrapple 4 роки тому +62

      17:07

    • @daedoingthings4595
      @daedoingthings4595 4 роки тому +24

      @@NonSkrapple i love this time stamp, thanks 😆

    • @dollykumo2959
      @dollykumo2959 4 роки тому +7

      @@daedoingthings4595 and I (a random Iraqi girl out there) love when people appreciate other people's work , thanks !

  • @Toast_Sandwich
    @Toast_Sandwich 4 роки тому +2514

    Town: is suffering *HEAVILY*
    Mark: trying to make sure grandma (specifically grandma) is happy and hopeful

  • @etienneleroi9515
    @etienneleroi9515 Рік тому +56

    This is my favorite Markiplier video-my favorite thing he’s ever made, and likely my favorite UA-cam video! It’s not his best (that would be truly impossible to determine, if it isn’t Space), nor his funniest (I would argue Super Bunny Man), nor the most consistent provider of laughs (Granny Simulator in my experience), but it is the perfect definition of a comfort video. So relaxed, but so enchanting. I could watch this every week

  • @phnxraptor
    @phnxraptor 3 роки тому +3760

    "Last time I played this was 2 years ago"
    It's time again, Mark. It's time.

    • @aidenpommee766
      @aidenpommee766 3 роки тому +40

      The COVID kingdom trying to stay alive

    • @dxnt_bxthxr
      @dxnt_bxthxr 3 роки тому +46

      i imagine you saying that in a red robe in a dark room while you stand around a red circle along with lots of other people
      don't ask when i lost my sanity

    • @mac6na6na26
      @mac6na6na26 3 роки тому +8

      It is time.

    • @dirt_veggie9240
      @dirt_veggie9240 3 роки тому +6

      @@aidenpommee766 It's covid season (in US still) so you have the right to no sanity

    • @99fears51
      @99fears51 3 роки тому +9

      IT IS TIME. IT IS TIME. IT IS TIME.

  • @tolm1n301
    @tolm1n301 2 роки тому +5548

    My worst fears:
    -Wasps
    -Death
    -Markiplier speaking french

    • @erin5599
      @erin5599 2 роки тому +55

      I can't like your comment because its on 69 likes

    • @tolm1n301
      @tolm1n301 2 роки тому +39

      @@erin5599 understandable, have a great day 🤣

    • @mugitude
      @mugitude 2 роки тому +40

      ok but nobody gonna talk abt how he fears wasps more than death

    • @SVasilovich
      @SVasilovich 2 роки тому +11

      420 😒😩😩😩😩😘😘

    • @Cat.Star.25.
      @Cat.Star.25. 2 роки тому +9

      Its 469

  • @xp-snipes6795
    @xp-snipes6795 4 роки тому +831

    Mark: has at least eight hundred gold
    Jester: OHOH-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @awesomesauceTN234
      @awesomesauceTN234 4 роки тому +43

      Mark: has eight hundred gold
      The Jester, Builder and the dragon: AWAKEN MY MASTERS

    • @苏艳芬
      @苏艳芬 4 роки тому +1

      he has 2000

    • @Bappers489
      @Bappers489 4 роки тому +2

      gawld

  • @donovantibbels307
    @donovantibbels307 Рік тому +43

    I like to imagine that Sir Tortuga is the only one of the Shellknights we see because the others are too nervous to talk to the queen, and even then, Sir Tortuga is pretty nervous.

  • @explolsivecake2045
    @explolsivecake2045 4 роки тому +2833

    Muscular blacksmith: has sweet and soft voice
    Cake chef: has the rage of a thousand suns

  • @linseyadams3990
    @linseyadams3990 4 роки тому +702

    Random Person: hi-
    Mark: GET OUT
    Grandma: hi-
    Mark: hello Grandma so nice to see you its been so long

  • @maskgaming6637
    @maskgaming6637 3 роки тому +5627

    Mark: *angry*
    “Grandma walks in”
    Marks anger: *ight ima head out*

  • @REDACTED_515
    @REDACTED_515 9 місяців тому +14

    Honestly I absolutely adore this game, it’s sweet and simple. I think grandma has pretty much adopted all of us, such a sweetheart.

  • @optimusprime1690
    @optimusprime1690 3 роки тому +4403

    Wizard: "Ill kill your people and make them sad.
    Markiplier: "No screw you
    Wizard: "But ill do it with magic.
    Markiplier: "Take them all!

  • @normallymute0131
    @normallymute0131 4 роки тому +2093

    I love how he softens his tone around grandma. So wholesome.

  • @MumboJ
    @MumboJ 2 роки тому +997

    Mark: "This seems like a good place to end."
    Game: "You have now completed the game."
    It was that simple all along.

  • @eldritchpancakes
    @eldritchpancakes 5 місяців тому +33

    Don’t know about anyone else, but this is the Markiplier video I always come back to whenever I’m having a hard day (like today). It’s just so comforting to me.

    • @LEFF-NUT
      @LEFF-NUT 4 місяці тому +2

      Wanna talk about it?

  • @chickenpugget7049
    @chickenpugget7049 5 років тому +791

    Alien: "you havent been talking to skelly have you?"
    Mark: "uhhh..."
    *Ad plays*

  • @VGmaster1314
    @VGmaster1314 6 років тому +2258

    I love Markiplier's interactions with grandma. They're so wholesome. :-)

  • @izzyb_ella_m5362
    @izzyb_ella_m5362 3 роки тому +4934

    Wizard: *kills everyone with magic”
    Mark: “YOU PEICE OF SHI-“
    _Grandma walks in_
    Mark: “oh your sweet soul. You poor innocent sweet soul”

  • @tabinb.6984
    @tabinb.6984 11 місяців тому +13

    this video radiates warmth, i can't stop coming back every december to watch in sweet, sweet solitude. i wish Mark would revisit this game

  • @iceninja1997
    @iceninja1997 3 роки тому +3949

    "Why are there so many french people in this game?"
    Also Mark: *Makes almost every character have a French accent*

    • @Omega-lq9zk
      @Omega-lq9zk 2 роки тому +43

      Yes but also my ears are bleeding when he KILL some french word like "abeille" (bee) or "souris" (mouse) oh and the barber is Mr sheep

    • @Regener8Plays
      @Regener8Plays 2 роки тому +12

      @@Omega-lq9zk he’s not fucking French what did you expect??

    • @vinnie3731
      @vinnie3731 2 роки тому +25

      @@Regener8Plays Jesus, its just a funny comment, calm down

    • @Regener8Plays
      @Regener8Plays 2 роки тому +3

      @@vinnie3731 yeah wow dude, that comment was just the most hilarious thing I’ve seen all day 😒

    • @FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy
      @FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy 2 роки тому +19

      @@Regener8Plays Jesus what sucked out all your dopamine.

  • @firecapgaming2617
    @firecapgaming2617 6 років тому +2422

    "Let those strange people in, no discrimination here!"
    "Yeah, get those damn aliens out!"

  • @chaingigan7545
    @chaingigan7545 4 роки тому +455

    Living in marks city would be great with all the attention he pays to the things people ask for
    It’s just too bad you might get sacrificed or murdered by a random spell.

    • @thischanneldiedlol2234
      @thischanneldiedlol2234 4 роки тому +20

      Chain Gigan NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC!!!!!!

    • @thischanneldiedlol2234
      @thischanneldiedlol2234 4 роки тому +6

      Aren woah! This thing is dangerous

    • @ZetsubouGintama
      @ZetsubouGintama 4 роки тому +2

      Mark might got shot by inquisition for Tzeetch's bullshit if he was planetary governor.
      He wasn't say not to magic after all.

    • @thickskulls
      @thickskulls 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, I'd want to live in the city Mark runs. Sometimes they fall on hard times, but dang they get back up.
      But you might get sent away, sacrificed for the queen, or murdered by some evil spell.

    • @coronacyrus2499
      @coronacyrus2499 3 місяці тому

      ⁠or like that one guy mentioned, killed by a chicken.

  • @jimmydean8688
    @jimmydean8688 Рік тому +50

    Every time grandma comes in it's always so funny and wholesome

  • @edithbautistamarquez6175
    @edithbautistamarquez6175 5 років тому +1986

    It makes me smile when Mark gets soft for Sweet Grandma.

    • @leonkennedyfan
      @leonkennedyfan 5 років тому +88

      Well I’d sure worry if he got hard for Grandma

    • @urara-chan8464
      @urara-chan8464 5 років тому +46

      I...think I need to bleach my eyes now.

    • @Ch1ck0n
      @Ch1ck0n 5 років тому +3

      Mea to

    • @nagiswrld
      @nagiswrld 5 років тому +6

      Uh wears the bleach?

    • @GMilkMan
      @GMilkMan 5 років тому +7

      Grandma nooo, Grandma noooooo

  • @scarMAPs
    @scarMAPs 4 роки тому +1994

    grandma after mark refuses her money: "you are so humble, i'm proud of you!"
    mark minutes earlier: *laughing in greed after selling his people's souls for 2000 gold*

    • @tobyfox2711
      @tobyfox2711 4 роки тому +27

      I mean it did help him get more people

    • @spoopy3963
      @spoopy3963 4 роки тому +10

      Grandma must never know

    • @saagard8
      @saagard8 4 роки тому +2

      Todd Howard:it just works

    • @saagard8
      @saagard8 4 роки тому +8

      @Adolf Not_hittler I said your name and a guy with a mustache started speaking german

    • @Rambiz
      @Rambiz 4 роки тому +1

      saagard8 ._.”

  • @lauralbranch
    @lauralbranch 5 років тому +2666

    How to fuel a gambling addiction:
    *NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC*

  • @belowfactual
    @belowfactual Рік тому +94

    4 years later and this is still hilarious it never gets old

    • @Sofia-k7m2o
      @Sofia-k7m2o Рік тому

      EVERY Markiplier video is hilarious. NAME ONE THAT ISNT!!! I dare u

    • @AlainaMorrow-gi5yd
      @AlainaMorrow-gi5yd 11 місяців тому

      For me it's been 5 years

    • @isotopebestsongfr
      @isotopebestsongfr 10 місяців тому

      5 years later and i still love it..

    • @SCK-47
      @SCK-47 7 місяців тому

      true

  • @sergeantemu8206
    @sergeantemu8206 3 роки тому +7730

    POV: You survived Queen Mark sacrificing over half the kingdom for 2000 gold

    • @HakimiLeo
      @HakimiLeo 3 роки тому +195

      He a good Queen

    • @SubToCopper
      @SubToCopper 3 роки тому +20

      Ya lol

    • @Kejody53
      @Kejody53 3 роки тому +14

      lmaooo

    • @cerbera_22
      @cerbera_22 3 роки тому +126

      imagine being dead. can't relate.

    • @arielsproul8811
      @arielsproul8811 3 роки тому +191

      is like to mention that grandma survived everything that happened

  • @enderex1653
    @enderex1653 5 років тому +635

    27:25
    Markiplier: I'm feeling lucky today
    *look at gold coin #
    Me: Oh god...

    • @delossantosjanelles.9542
      @delossantosjanelles.9542 5 років тому +20

      THE SATAN WIZARD!!

    • @howdypardner9629
      @howdypardner9629 5 років тому +10

      Beat me to it

    • @bunglesii9204
      @bunglesii9204 5 років тому +5

      Lol beat me to it but did it anyway

    • @strawbz63
      @strawbz63 5 років тому +3

      Thank you for commenting for me.

    • @anthropaki
      @anthropaki 5 років тому +3

      Ender R I was going to write dat but I checked so I didn’t steal someone’s idea

  • @Rosie-fp4fi
    @Rosie-fp4fi 5 років тому +1874

    Mark: *”yOu pIeCe Of sHiT-“*
    Also Mark: “everything’s fine grandma”
    *Mark is so soft for grandma I cannot-* 💜

  • @lilatheproxy3485
    @lilatheproxy3485 Рік тому +42

    i LOVE how mark cares abt grandma more than anyone else

  • @GrayZ_dood
    @GrayZ_dood 3 роки тому +774

    Markiplier:"I need to keep my budget"
    Also markiplier:
    "Yeah go ahead"
    "Take it"
    "Go ahead"
    "I got more than enough"
    "Sure"

    • @maryray4960
      @maryray4960 3 роки тому +7

      Ikr

    • @robynnhoud
      @robynnhoud 3 роки тому +10

      “Of course, grandma.”

    • @r0tting...t33th9
      @r0tting...t33th9 3 роки тому +9

      @@robynnhoud grandma is the exception, you can't say no to grandma

    • @SubToCopper
      @SubToCopper 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @GrayZ_dood
      @GrayZ_dood 3 роки тому +2

      I also love the
      "I can't say no to magic"
      "Ahhh FUCK"

  • @alihasane3436
    @alihasane3436 3 роки тому +2777

    They should hire mark to voice act the game all by himself lol.

  • @pancakeswithbutter4767
    @pancakeswithbutter4767 3 роки тому +700

    Lil Fang: you feeling spooky today?
    Mark: yeas I am
    Random dude: * dies *

    • @jamesdanson6433
      @jamesdanson6433 3 роки тому +50

      “And so i was working on the farms when i pulled out the biggest carrot ever! Like really you should have seen i”-**dies**

    • @lulashlyn728
      @lulashlyn728 3 роки тому +13

      @@jamesdanson6433 “is it Tuesday already?”

  • @KiddieStranglerV3
    @KiddieStranglerV3 Рік тому +59

    Mark: is ls already in debt
    Jester: OHOHOHOO

    • @ryano654
      @ryano654 Рік тому

      the jester is not who we think

  • @acaesic
    @acaesic 4 роки тому +618

    people: die
    game: the people are happy, the city is growing
    people: live
    game: the people are sad, the city is shrinking

    • @itzbeendakavgaming5632
      @itzbeendakavgaming5632 4 роки тому +3

      Source Engine, is that your broken self I gaze upon?

    • @poffzihavenoidea531
      @poffzihavenoidea531 4 роки тому +6

      It's because when people die, the happiness to people ratio increases, but when they live it could shrink below the threshold of loss

    • @taniachapman3643
      @taniachapman3643 4 роки тому +3

      @@poffzihavenoidea531 DAMN

    • @taniachapman3643
      @taniachapman3643 4 роки тому +3

      They are suicidal. 😅😬

    • @LilQuanQuanIV
      @LilQuanQuanIV 4 роки тому

      54 people in town
      75 people happy
      that's how mafia works?

  • @kikoasnowz
    @kikoasnowz 2 роки тому +923

    Mark is the only person I know that would sacrifice half of the world for a granny and I respect that choice

  • @ecoyeast3544
    @ecoyeast3544 5 років тому +2621

    Grandma is the true Queen of the game
    Change my mind

    • @ecoyeast3544
      @ecoyeast3544 5 років тому +39

      @MemeZan she said at one point todays a great day

    • @whoevenru8403
      @whoevenru8403 5 років тому +26

      She a 10/10 grandma

    • @the-detonator-2495
      @the-detonator-2495 5 років тому +13

      I really cant

    • @kabal7981
      @kabal7981 5 років тому +2

      she is gonna die, that chaanged your mind?

    • @tuesdayprettygood
      @tuesdayprettygood 5 років тому +43

      @@kabal7981 grandma is eternal. nobody can stop grandma. long live grandma

  • @Therabeeee
    @Therabeeee Рік тому +3

    I love coming back to this almost like, every year. Its like a comfort video for some reason. And i adore grandma sm!

  • @leokim47
    @leokim47 3 роки тому +333

    I love how it suddenly went from making alliances to *summoning people from alternate timelines to grow your empire*

  • @isaidwesadtoday515
    @isaidwesadtoday515 4 роки тому +725

    Mark: *WHAT KIND OF LUCK DO I HAV-*
    *grandma walks in*
    Mark: oh hi grandma!

  • @arthurmasters1170
    @arthurmasters1170 6 років тому +5728

    If Grandma only knew... how he got that money...

  • @fourzerothree_yt
    @fourzerothree_yt 7 місяців тому +4

    Markiplier fighting his inner demons on “No… Yes? No….. but Yes… No! NO! Nooooo?”

  • @Teradaktil
    @Teradaktil 5 років тому +1440

    Mark: If you screw me over one more time, my rage will have no ends.
    Gandalf: *screws over*
    Mark: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Gramma: Hello Mark, dearie I heard a rumor in the paper is everything ok?
    Mark: Yeah, Gramma. Everything’s fine. Everything’s fine.

    • @adversemiller
      @adversemiller 5 років тому +11

      How does this comment have a 130 likes but no replies

    • @Teradaktil
      @Teradaktil 5 років тому +7

      \_(‘-‘)_/

    • @vada6903
      @vada6903 5 років тому +9

      @@adversemiller because not everything needs a response

    • @JustARegularPlayer
      @JustARegularPlayer 5 років тому +7

      I love how the Grandma removes your rage... and become sad...

    • @jaelyn9528
      @jaelyn9528 5 років тому +1

      I was gonna like, but it’s at 666. It’s fine then..

  • @lezien9380
    @lezien9380 4 роки тому +1672

    Alternate title: "Mark Succumbs to Corruption and Fuels his Magic Gambling Addiction"

    • @earthwormsallysisters8677
      @earthwormsallysisters8677 4 роки тому +11

      LoL I agree so much 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @street_sign416
      @street_sign416 4 роки тому +33

      @@earthwormsallysisters8677 Your comment has been marked invalid due to the use of Emoji, you can remove the Emoji for a valid comment. If you do not remove the Emoji your comment will forever be invalid.
      Sincerely The Emoji Task Force

    • @NeverMaid
      @NeverMaid 4 роки тому +15

      @@street_sign416 😂you just dislike👎emojis😂😂🤣😂😂🤣But why? 🤔🤨If he likes emojis then he can use😁😆 them however he likes👍. And i ❤️ to use emojis!! 😆😆👌😐😂😂😆😆👍❤️

    • @poisonapple78
      @poisonapple78 4 роки тому +2

      Tru

    • @street_sign416
      @street_sign416 4 роки тому +21

      @krisjan Kask Your comment has been marked invalid due to the use of Emoji, you can remove the Emoji for a valid comment. If you do not remove the Emoji your comment will forever be invalid.
      Sincerely The Emoji Task Force

  • @nonotcc
    @nonotcc 2 роки тому +2799

    Mark: We've had pretty good luck so far!
    The coin counter: *666*

  • @themangoartificer882
    @themangoartificer882 3 місяці тому +7

    Did yall know theres an alternate ending to the game where if you deny the council of crown you can date the royal advisor.(The gender of your ruler does not affect this)

  • @TonTonTheBard
    @TonTonTheBard 4 роки тому +217

    23:21 “WHY MUST YOU DARKEN MY DOORWAY, WIZARD? IVE BEEN PLAYING FOR MAYBE 20 DAYS AND YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR 6 OF THEM!!!!”

    • @EnderTheBender64
      @EnderTheBender64 4 роки тому +13

      23:39 "my gambling addiction is being fueled, probably not a good thing but here we are"

    • @memowl3663
      @memowl3663 4 роки тому +2

      boo

    • @nuggetboi2886
      @nuggetboi2886 4 роки тому +1

      MeMow L oh no I got spooked

  • @thatsinger606
    @thatsinger606 4 роки тому +605

    27:30
    Markiplier- “That’s some pretty good luck right now!”
    His Gold- 666

  • @mowukamoon7024
    @mowukamoon7024 2 роки тому +1720

    Markiplier: I am not a morally ambiguous person!
    Markiplier ten seconds later: *gambles his peoples souls*

  • @Galaxywolf2897
    @Galaxywolf2897 Рік тому +16

    Markiplier: gives half of the towns souls to a demon. Also markiplier: Grandma! Hi!

  • @themonolithicbutterfly6109
    @themonolithicbutterfly6109 4 роки тому +306

    Military General: "Very well, better to have gold than hostile captives."
    Mark, who literally has control of the characters voice: " Why did you need to yell at me?!"

  • @phoenyxrandell-croteau1053
    @phoenyxrandell-croteau1053 5 років тому +147

    Mark goes from yelling at Gandalf to talking so softly and sweetly to Grandma . . .
    Its so cute~

  • @jankec
    @jankec 3 роки тому +984

    Grandma:"you're so humble"
    Mark 5 minetus earlier:*kills 100 people for money*

    • @doubleking7070
      @doubleking7070 3 роки тому +10

      But it was for grandma (the not getting money from her.)

    • @jamestheaverageman6959
      @jamestheaverageman6959 3 роки тому +5

      It was a lot of money though, totally worth it.

    • @krystanhitz8260
      @krystanhitz8260 3 роки тому +1

      @@jamestheaverageman6959 yep- lol

    • @lionhart228
      @lionhart228 2 роки тому +1

      Liked this comment so it's not 666 likes anymore

  • @giolegocraft4728
    @giolegocraft4728 2 місяці тому +2

    52:30 bro just imagine as a civilian of the town you're busy bragging about how cool you are the royal advisor herself comes up to you to inform you that the king does not find you to be cool

  • @maxdock3676
    @maxdock3676 5 років тому +294

    Devil: want heaps of gold for 100 of your people
    Mark: Good question

  • @rascer
    @rascer 6 років тому +363

    I can just imagine Mark is a queen and whenever the wizard walks in, Mark goes from a happy, smiling face to staring the wizard dead in the eyes with the coldest, stone face and just saying "Yes."

    • @sairuhbby
      @sairuhbby 6 років тому +22

      don't forget the deep breath and reluctant tone

    • @Atan55555
      @Atan55555 6 років тому +7

      YESESESESESESYESEEsESESS

  • @WarriorDan
    @WarriorDan 3 роки тому +1068

    Now we know what Jacksepticeye's floating eyeball does when it's not in his outro.

  • @Lord-Wheatabix
    @Lord-Wheatabix 5 місяців тому +7

    "This town has stood for twenty days, yet you have darkened my door for six of them, WIZARD!!!"

  • @nataliemaddyn
    @nataliemaddyn 6 років тому +322

    Mark being nice to Grandma is my aesthetic

  • @mintmainia
    @mintmainia 5 років тому +241

    29:20 how devastating it would’ve been if grandma was one of those souls... would’ve loved to see Mark’s reaction if some stranger came by telling him the old owner of the soup store had gone missing

    • @alyss_aq
      @alyss_aq 4 роки тому +37

      pretty sure he would sacrifise everyone in the town just to get grandma back

    • @mintmainia
      @mintmainia 4 роки тому +17

      K9's Animations that does seem like something he would do

  • @mitchellenderson7194
    @mitchellenderson7194 5 років тому +350

    Scientists: *Exist*
    Grandma: “Peace was never an option, whippersnappers!”

    • @thewaterleaf7929
      @thewaterleaf7929 4 роки тому +9

      honestly underrated!

    • @vodkabread
      @vodkabread 4 роки тому +4

      Theae whippersnappers need to learn to RESPEC their elders!

  • @Litchitzz
    @Litchitzz Рік тому +11

    38:25 (the coins) ITS THE BITE OF 83

    • @em_011
      @em_011 11 місяців тому +1

      Searching the comments for this, thank you very much (:

  • @KokuyoK
    @KokuyoK 6 років тому +380

    "I NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC!" three bad rng's later "I never say no to magic......."

    • @Jordi_NL
      @Jordi_NL 6 років тому +13

      He is a dedicated man alright.

    • @The-Average-Noob
      @The-Average-Noob 6 років тому +1

      And then he gets 666 money from that one visit 27:20

  • @ethanthebeast8806
    @ethanthebeast8806 5 років тому +1972

    Mark: endless rage🤬🤬🤬🤬
    *grandma walks in,
    Mark:oh oh sorry grandma I’ll stop for you🥰😘😍😇

  • @ryanlandini919
    @ryanlandini919 4 роки тому +570

    Mark: why does everyone have a French accent
    Mark giving everyone a French accent

  • @Kitty3505Channel
    @Kitty3505Channel Рік тому +6

    Subtitles are nice, pretty sure these were human written ones, Mark said "im beautiful" and the subtitles said "(yes you are)"

  • @MrBrick-vb3xh
    @MrBrick-vb3xh 4 роки тому +1679

    thief: i can steal from people then give it to you
    mark: no
    thief: i can magicaly steal from people and give it to you
    mark: ...frick

  • @molliesmith556
    @molliesmith556 2 роки тому +532

    Mark: Alright I'm gonna get off, I've been playing for almost 2 hours
    The game moments later: you've joined the council, congratulations. You've finished the game but feel free to keep playing and tie up loose ends.

    • @wawananjing1691
      @wawananjing1691 2 роки тому +30

      Mark : alright i'm gonna get off, I've been playing for almost 2 hours.
      The Game : We too.

  • @hisokaslefttoenail8300
    @hisokaslefttoenail8300 5 років тому +626

    drummer boy: you like my rhythm bruh
    mark: *offended* i am a lady.
    me: *dead*

  • @Hewwo-d8u
    @Hewwo-d8u 20 днів тому +2

    Mark: Can't remember hearing about the Council of Crowns despite being told about multiple times and it literally being the main objective of the game
    Also Mark: Remembers that cat he saw once

  • @sydneyingram6406
    @sydneyingram6406 4 роки тому +861

    Mark: GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
    Grandma: I'd like to give you some of my earnings
    Mark: no grandma you keep them *he says as tears form in his eyes*

  • @75ryanh
    @75ryanh 4 роки тому +1332

    Mark: won’t take money from grandma
    Also mark: Kills 100 people for heaps of gold

  • @humoroushydra5881
    @humoroushydra5881 3 роки тому +2331

    Never ask
    A woman: Her age
    A man: His salary
    Mark: To say no to magic

    • @EternallyDoomed
      @EternallyDoomed 3 роки тому +11

      Lol

    • @silverbullet5083
      @silverbullet5083 3 роки тому +7

      Lol

    • @weirdsushi4808
      @weirdsushi4808 3 роки тому +33

      I know this is a joke but some people might take the first 2 seriously so I just want to say boys and others also can be insecure about there weight and wemon and others also can be insecure about how much they earn

    • @silverbullet5083
      @silverbullet5083 3 роки тому +22

      @@weirdsushi4808 yes you shouldn’t really ask anyone bout that if there not comfortable with it
      Its really a formal thing really

    • @kimjongun2637
      @kimjongun2637 3 роки тому +3

      @Star echo I hate you so much

  • @WRLDOfSad
    @WRLDOfSad 7 місяців тому +5

    20:50 omfg that was so stressing, had the same reaction

  • @quinyoung9871
    @quinyoung9871 3 роки тому +348

    34:47 ah yes, a time when the words “among us” in a sentence was completely normal, overlooked one might say, but that was before the incident.

    • @marianth2000
      @marianth2000 3 роки тому +6

      Amogus Reference.

    • @_penne_pasta_
      @_penne_pasta_ 2 роки тому +2

      *SUS*
      🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🧐😳😳😳😳😳😳😳💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀👁👄👁

    • @jasonirawan
      @jasonirawan 2 роки тому +1

      Sussy 😳😳😳

    • @njsilkey2716
      @njsilkey2716 2 роки тому +2

      *Insert among us meme here*

    • @CountryhumanLunaria
      @CountryhumanLunaria 2 роки тому +1

      Sus

  • @neonboy6968
    @neonboy6968 4 роки тому +603

    Theif Girl : I can steal from people and I’ll give it to you
    Mark: No
    The Devil : I’ll kill your people for gold
    Mark : Yes

    • @sweetricecakeman8582
      @sweetricecakeman8582 4 роки тому +13

      Weeeeell..... The devil gives him 2000....the thief gives him 50...

    • @aitplayz
      @aitplayz 4 роки тому +3

      That would be your mother. -the Spy 2000?

    • @blue_rogue2324
      @blue_rogue2324 4 роки тому

      @Aitplayz about 2009

    • @aitplayz
      @aitplayz 4 роки тому

      Blue_rouge2 oh wow, ok

    • @branikmingua1117
      @branikmingua1117 4 роки тому

      😈 uses more magical means

  • @dayajr01
    @dayajr01 5 років тому +558

    37:35
    Mark : Thank you knight.. You're in for a reward later.. ;)
    Me : HMmmmm....

    • @FirstnameLastname-bz1sm
      @FirstnameLastname-bz1sm 5 років тому +18

      (•_________•)

    • @kittykattsky
      @kittykattsky 5 років тому +28

      The more vids I watch of mark the more I realize that if u just listen to the audio without the video it sounds like he is having sex😑😅

    • @manueldeleon301
      @manueldeleon301 5 років тому +1

      Thats kinda weird

    • @spacecore2935
      @spacecore2935 5 років тому +14

      Rule 34 artists: *WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN*

    • @Fufu_Futaba
      @Fufu_Futaba 5 років тому +7

      Diamond VoiceBoi
      Me: I just di-
      Rule 34 artists: I SAID write it down
      Me: *writes it 200 billion times* D Ø N E

  • @JadynPeters
    @JadynPeters 11 місяців тому +14

    It still baffles me that Mark never clued into the joke of ‘Molder’ and ‘Skelly’

    • @naan000
      @naan000 11 місяців тому +3

      Molder and Skelly... Mulder and Skully... OH MY GOD WHY DID IT TAKE ME THIS LONG

    • @FruityPebbles7123
      @FruityPebbles7123 4 місяці тому +1

      I was looking for this comment lol

  • @craftyheidi6688
    @craftyheidi6688 6 років тому +322

    Mark: I never say no to magic
    *I never say no to magic...*
    *I NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC!!!*

    • @DecafInvidia
      @DecafInvidia 6 років тому +6

      "When does the magic start?"
      -Samurai Jacksepticeye.

    • @stuartbaxter-potter8363
      @stuartbaxter-potter8363 6 років тому

      "Late is the hour in which this conjuror chooses to appear. Lathspel I name you; Ill news is an ill guest."

    • @gwacstore5406
      @gwacstore5406 6 років тому +1

      laughed out loud this made my day
      stay safe, get lots of water,wear a helmet for wheeled-activities - you dont want epilepsi for the rest of your life
      sorry i get OCD so i say stuff like this

    • @TricksterVA
      @TricksterVA 6 років тому +2

      Someone needs to animate this

    • @Grug611
      @Grug611 6 років тому

      Tf

  • @sweetphi06
    @sweetphi06 4 роки тому +255

    oh i just noticed something! the name of that tiny mouse was “petite souris” which means “small mouse” in french :)

    • @red1387
      @red1387 3 роки тому +2

      Thank you.

    • @patong9412
      @patong9412 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah but in France the "petite souris" Is the one who give us money when we loses out teeths like Santa Claus who gives us presents

    • @proudanon
      @proudanon 3 роки тому +1

      @@patong9412 so its tooth fairy?

    • @Criminal_Turtle
      @Criminal_Turtle 3 роки тому

      @@proudanon yes, similar to the tooth fairy.

    • @politelydestroyingyou
      @politelydestroyingyou 3 роки тому +1

      I’m so upset that no one has mentioned Molder and Skelly
      *X-Files theme plays*

  • @LeftOverSandwich
    @LeftOverSandwich 5 років тому +923

    Mark: How did this chicken kill...
    *Grandma walks in.*
    Mark: Grandma!

  • @srfrgy
    @srfrgy 5 місяців тому +4

    Is this everyone’s “video to sleep to”? UA-cam keeps recommending this to me whenever I watch a Markiplyer video.