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КОМЕНТАРІ • 28 тис.

  • @cleasfam7112
    @cleasfam7112 4 роки тому +6887

    Markiplier: Sacrifices 100 people for "heaps of gold" without thinking too much.
    Also Mark: Thinking Hard on if he should punish a Monkey.

    • @taxevasiongaming
      @taxevasiongaming 4 роки тому +19

      😂

    • @nicolaschang6316
      @nicolaschang6316 4 роки тому +91

      20 gold a soul Mark. That's how much you valued each member of your town. Every Grandma out there was worth only 20 gold for you. (jk i love you and would totally have done that too mwahahahaha)

    • @TheAimirak
      @TheAimirak 4 роки тому +2

      XD

    • @BambooSh0t
      @BambooSh0t 3 роки тому +4

      i mean.. what would the reward difference be? it goes from GOLD. THE THING YOU CAN BUY STUFF WITH AND BECOME A GOD WITH, orrrrrrrrr, just 3 happiness. it kinda makes sense now huh? XD

    • @krystanhitz8260
      @krystanhitz8260 3 роки тому +2

      0
      3
      0

  • @yoda8677
    @yoda8677 3 роки тому +5900

    “I’m so poor I can’t buy anything else”
    Grandma: could I have a coin for the newspaper?
    “Take it all I’m made of money”

  • @clarahornmarkvardsen2515
    @clarahornmarkvardsen2515 2 роки тому +10380

    I love how every time grandma walks in, mark turns into such a gentleman. Even tho he sacrificed half the town and made deals with the devil.

    • @stormthenonbinary4984
      @stormthenonbinary4984 2 роки тому +349

      shhhhhhh we don't want grandma to hear, or Markiplier will come for our souls

    • @Nonsensical0g
      @Nonsensical0g 2 роки тому +110

      I guess u could say he sold his soul to the devil for designer

    • @kentrellmartin4674
      @kentrellmartin4674 2 роки тому +2

      @@Nonsensical0g i caught that reference

    • @justjoeking2414
      @justjoeking2414 2 роки тому +21

      Shhhhhh

    • @thatporkguy2655
      @thatporkguy2655 2 роки тому +30

      I didnt even start the video this is of course is what Mark would do

  • @theletterm8865
    @theletterm8865 11 місяців тому +132

    i just love the voice mark gives the blacksmith, like he's this big strapping tattoed guy with just the softest and nicest voice & personality

    • @melliferou
      @melliferou Місяць тому

      The original Himbo is the blacksmith

  • @souplivious7477
    @souplivious7477 2 роки тому +5654

    Mark: won't allow a petty thief to steal from the rich
    Also Mark: sacrifices half his town for money

    • @weathermill2000
      @weathermill2000 2 роки тому +77

      yep its markiplier logic

    • @Concavinator
      @Concavinator 2 роки тому +22

      Tbh I would also

    • @gotgunpowder
      @gotgunpowder 2 роки тому +78

      She literally admitted she was just gonna steal from everyone actually.

    • @StankFrengus
      @StankFrengus Рік тому +11

      @@gotgunpowder that doesn't change anything though, stealing versus 100 dead

    • @StankFrengus
      @StankFrengus Рік тому +3

      @@gotgunpowder someone liked my comment so I'm back and spewing opinions again. So she steals hundreds from the rich and a couple from a bunch of poor people. Thats a "big deal" in my book (its hard to say big deal sarcastically over text I'm learning)

  • @alexplaysandedits2356
    @alexplaysandedits2356 Рік тому +4117

    "Why did the chicken kill-"
    *Grandma walks in*
    "Grandma!"

    • @erbiba342
      @erbiba342 Рік тому +58

      the grandma Removed the chicken’s head

    • @pathecat_
      @pathecat_ Рік тому +15

      Your comment has exactly 300 likes so I wanna keep it like that so take this reply as a like

    • @BlazeMisty
      @BlazeMisty Рік тому +27

      I thought he said that the chicken did kill grandma and got extremely confused after she came in

    • @habibi42069
      @habibi42069 Рік тому +5

      @@BlazeMisty same😂

    • @ERIXDD
      @ERIXDD Рік тому +6

      HE KILLED GRANDMA!??!? /J

  • @awesomerinc.8553
    @awesomerinc.8553 4 роки тому +16518

    "You are so humble. I'm proud of you!" she says to the queen sitting on a pile of gold that was obtained by sacrificing over half the town.

  • @michaeldantonio9009
    @michaeldantonio9009 Рік тому +2068

    Mark when sacrificing half his town for gold: “I am doing well in life!”
    Mark when Grandma is angry: “ *IM A FAILURE!* ”

  • @thehumanpotato2844
    @thehumanpotato2844 3 роки тому +3440

    You know what I realised re-watching this for the third (maybe fourth?) time? Every time Chester asked if he could eat some people, Mark said no. The decision created +1 happiness. The happiness was probably from Chester being glad he didn’t have eat anyone.

  • @cerebrumcausam8762
    @cerebrumcausam8762 5 років тому +6353

    mark: *gets angry*
    grandma: im about to end this mans whole anger

    • @Bert988
      @Bert988 4 роки тому +92

      Grandma gives him a cookie

    • @jilly0412
      @jilly0412 4 роки тому +11

      Mr. Heart mask XD

    • @jawsplayz
      @jawsplayz 4 роки тому +7

      Mr. Heart mask LMAO

    • @snownoodles3129
      @snownoodles3129 4 роки тому +5

      Timothy2007 iiii

    • @bloop3368
      @bloop3368 4 роки тому +11

      Getting over it:
      I am inevitable

  • @xp-snipes6795
    @xp-snipes6795 4 роки тому +828

    Mark: has at least eight hundred gold
    Jester: OHOH-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @awesomesauceTN234
      @awesomesauceTN234 4 роки тому +43

      Mark: has eight hundred gold
      The Jester, Builder and the dragon: AWAKEN MY MASTERS

    • @苏艳芬
      @苏艳芬 3 роки тому +1

      he has 2000

    • @Bappers489
      @Bappers489 3 роки тому +2

      gawld

  • @kyleerobbins9988
    @kyleerobbins9988 Рік тому +798

    *Knight returns successfully from his mission*
    Mark: you’re in for a reward later 😏

    • @hiimdedinside-gr2md
      @hiimdedinside-gr2md Рік тому +42

      A saw this right as it happened and it made the experience x2 better

    • @RongDMemer
      @RongDMemer Рік тому +52

      Tbh i literally went on an entire imagination right there
      If i was a queen and my knight did that
      I'm clapping for him

    • @h0rn3d_h1st0r1an
      @h0rn3d_h1st0r1an Рік тому +36

      @@RongDMemer you're not the only person that's clapping

    • @RongDMemer
      @RongDMemer Рік тому +19

      @@h0rn3d_h1st0r1an i know :]

    • @Roland_Furioso-z27
      @Roland_Furioso-z27 Рік тому

      ​@@RongDMemerGO TO HORNY JAIL

  • @angrypotato8289
    @angrypotato8289 2 роки тому +4887

    "I cannot cut my own hair, only the hair of others"
    Markiplier accidentally discovers the Barber Paradox

    • @TazJustTaz
      @TazJustTaz 2 роки тому +213

      “I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.

    • @phoenixair11
      @phoenixair11 2 роки тому +3

      @Delete me true

    • @dzeatz
      @dzeatz 2 роки тому +5

      Fr

    • @moyai6618
      @moyai6618 2 роки тому +11

      In space with barberplier

    • @Rachel-zf4cr
      @Rachel-zf4cr 2 роки тому +2

      how is that a paradox?

  • @phnxraptor
    @phnxraptor 3 роки тому +3748

    "Last time I played this was 2 years ago"
    It's time again, Mark. It's time.

    • @aidenpommee766
      @aidenpommee766 3 роки тому +40

      The COVID kingdom trying to stay alive

    • @dxnt_bxthxr
      @dxnt_bxthxr 3 роки тому +46

      i imagine you saying that in a red robe in a dark room while you stand around a red circle along with lots of other people
      don't ask when i lost my sanity

    • @mac6na6na26
      @mac6na6na26 3 роки тому +8

      It is time.

    • @dirt_veggie9240
      @dirt_veggie9240 3 роки тому +6

      @@aidenpommee766 It's covid season (in US still) so you have the right to no sanity

    • @99fears51
      @99fears51 3 роки тому +9

      IT IS TIME. IT IS TIME. IT IS TIME.

  • @firecapgaming2617
    @firecapgaming2617 5 років тому +2410

    "Let those strange people in, no discrimination here!"
    "Yeah, get those damn aliens out!"

  • @fubsh
    @fubsh 3 роки тому +9857

    3 things to never say no to brought to you by Markiplier:
    1. Grandma
    2. Magic
    3. ☠️ *Heaps of gold* ☠️

    • @Sophie-kk8tx
      @Sophie-kk8tx 3 роки тому +331

      Unless gramma offers her earnings

    • @couchpotato3285
      @couchpotato3285 3 роки тому +71

      @@Sophie-kk8tx it won't be a heap of gold

    • @buttergaming4988
      @buttergaming4988 3 роки тому +139

      Marks adviser seeing a lot of gold right as 100 people are sacrificed:🤨

    • @purplefox6436
      @purplefox6436 3 роки тому +20

      @@couchpotato3285 it still says grandma on the list

    • @couchpotato3285
      @couchpotato3285 3 роки тому +15

      @@purplefox6436 I'm saying if Grammy offered Mark heaps of gold THEN he'd accept but he always denied grammas earnings

  • @Ghost-hr3rq
    @Ghost-hr3rq 2 роки тому +10920

    Grandma could literally ask Mark if she can slaughter the town and he'd say yes

    • @RadiantSharaShaymin
      @RadiantSharaShaymin 2 роки тому +690

      He'd probably say "Who needs a town when you have a grandma that can destroy everything in her path?"
      ...And I probably would too-

    • @Radiowo_
      @Radiowo_ 2 роки тому +58

      true

    • @stormthenonbinary4984
      @stormthenonbinary4984 2 роки тому +185

      Grandma could slaughter innocents and the game could TELL him and Mark would be like "she could do no wrong its okay grandma take all my money"

    • @boredned1astv544
      @boredned1astv544 2 роки тому +59

      I like I’m not the only one rewatching this from 3 year ago

    • @DesolateLavender
      @DesolateLavender 2 роки тому +22

      Is grandma magical?

  • @piggwardd
    @piggwardd 4 роки тому +3917

    Mark: if you screw me over there will be no limit to my rage
    Wizard: screws him over
    Mark: starts crying

  • @eldritchpancakes
    @eldritchpancakes 3 місяці тому +31

    Don’t know about anyone else, but this is the Markiplier video I always come back to whenever I’m having a hard day (like today). It’s just so comforting to me.

    • @LEFF-NUT
      @LEFF-NUT 2 місяці тому +1

      Wanna talk about it?

  • @maskgaming6637
    @maskgaming6637 3 роки тому +5619

    Mark: *angry*
    “Grandma walks in”
    Marks anger: *ight ima head out*

  • @lauralbranch
    @lauralbranch 5 років тому +2665

    How to fuel a gambling addiction:
    *NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC*

    • @LaserDawg
      @LaserDawg 5 років тому +67

      *GANDALF YOU PIECE OF SHIEITH!*

    • @drakesomerset129
      @drakesomerset129 5 років тому +39

      *WOULD YOU LIKE TO LOOK INTO MY MAGIC BALL*

    • @Vipraaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
      @Vipraaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh 5 років тому +16

      Gaze into my crystal and what I see is a GAMBLING ADDICTION OMG

    • @lauralbranch
      @lauralbranch 5 років тому +5

      When did this get 1.4k likes?

    • @sockthesockpuppet
      @sockthesockpuppet 5 років тому +1

      @Laurel Branch Correction : 1.5K

  • @donovantibbels307
    @donovantibbels307 Рік тому +38

    I like to imagine that Sir Tortuga is the only one of the Shellknights we see because the others are too nervous to talk to the queen, and even then, Sir Tortuga is pretty nervous.

  • @TonTonTheBard
    @TonTonTheBard 4 роки тому +214

    23:21 “WHY MUST YOU DARKEN MY DOORWAY, WIZARD? IVE BEEN PLAYING FOR MAYBE 20 DAYS AND YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR 6 OF THEM!!!!”

    • @EnderTheBender64
      @EnderTheBender64 4 роки тому +13

      23:39 "my gambling addiction is being fueled, probably not a good thing but here we are"

    • @memowl3663
      @memowl3663 4 роки тому +2

      boo

    • @nuggetboi2886
      @nuggetboi2886 4 роки тому +1

      MeMow L oh no I got spooked

  • @acaesic
    @acaesic 4 роки тому +616

    people: die
    game: the people are happy, the city is growing
    people: live
    game: the people are sad, the city is shrinking

    • @itzbeendakavgaming5632
      @itzbeendakavgaming5632 4 роки тому +3

      Source Engine, is that your broken self I gaze upon?

    • @poffzihavenoidea531
      @poffzihavenoidea531 4 роки тому +6

      It's because when people die, the happiness to people ratio increases, but when they live it could shrink below the threshold of loss

    • @taniachapman3643
      @taniachapman3643 4 роки тому +3

      @@poffzihavenoidea531 DAMN

    • @taniachapman3643
      @taniachapman3643 4 роки тому +3

      They are suicidal. 😅😬

    • @LilQuanQuanIV
      @LilQuanQuanIV 4 роки тому

      54 people in town
      75 people happy
      that's how mafia works?

  • @thatsinger606
    @thatsinger606 3 роки тому +605

    27:30
    Markiplier- “That’s some pretty good luck right now!”
    His Gold- 666

  • @themonolithicbutterfly6109
    @themonolithicbutterfly6109 4 роки тому +306

    Military General: "Very well, better to have gold than hostile captives."
    Mark, who literally has control of the characters voice: " Why did you need to yell at me?!"

  • @isaidwesadtoday515
    @isaidwesadtoday515 4 роки тому +725

    Mark: *WHAT KIND OF LUCK DO I HAV-*
    *grandma walks in*
    Mark: oh hi grandma!

  • @VGmaster1314
    @VGmaster1314 5 років тому +2256

    I love Markiplier's interactions with grandma. They're so wholesome. :-)

  • @FrancisMosses420
    @FrancisMosses420 7 місяців тому +12

    Honestly I absolutely adore this game, it’s sweet and simple. I think grandma has pretty much adopted all of us, such a sweetheart.

  • @iceninja1997
    @iceninja1997 2 роки тому +3943

    "Why are there so many french people in this game?"
    Also Mark: *Makes almost every character have a French accent*

    • @Omega-lq9zk
      @Omega-lq9zk 2 роки тому +43

      Yes but also my ears are bleeding when he KILL some french word like "abeille" (bee) or "souris" (mouse) oh and the barber is Mr sheep

    • @Regener8Plays
      @Regener8Plays 2 роки тому +12

      @@Omega-lq9zk he’s not fucking French what did you expect??

    • @vinnie3731
      @vinnie3731 2 роки тому +25

      @@Regener8Plays Jesus, its just a funny comment, calm down

    • @Regener8Plays
      @Regener8Plays 2 роки тому +3

      @@vinnie3731 yeah wow dude, that comment was just the most hilarious thing I’ve seen all day 😒

    • @FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy
      @FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy 2 роки тому +19

      @@Regener8Plays Jesus what sucked out all your dopamine.

  • @edithbautistamarquez6175
    @edithbautistamarquez6175 5 років тому +1981

    It makes me smile when Mark gets soft for Sweet Grandma.

    • @leonkennedyfan
      @leonkennedyfan 5 років тому +88

      Well I’d sure worry if he got hard for Grandma

    • @urara-chan8464
      @urara-chan8464 5 років тому +46

      I...think I need to bleach my eyes now.

    • @Ch1ck0n
      @Ch1ck0n 5 років тому +3

      Mea to

    • @nagiswrld
      @nagiswrld 5 років тому +6

      Uh wears the bleach?

    • @GMilkMan
      @GMilkMan 5 років тому +7

      Grandma nooo, Grandma noooooo

  • @cheesecrusader9635
    @cheesecrusader9635 5 років тому +5632

    Mark: *starts cursing and being mean to everyone else*
    *grandma comes in*
    Mark: awwwww hi grandma, no you keep your earnings

    • @axolotlboi8920
      @axolotlboi8920 4 роки тому +44

      That is so funny 😂

    • @jamesryan3641
      @jamesryan3641 4 роки тому +9

      Ikr lol

    • @NonSkrapple
      @NonSkrapple 4 роки тому +62

      17:07

    • @daedoingthings4595
      @daedoingthings4595 4 роки тому +24

      @@NonSkrapple i love this time stamp, thanks 😆

    • @dollykumo2959
      @dollykumo2959 4 роки тому +7

      @@daedoingthings4595 and I (a random Iraqi girl out there) love when people appreciate other people's work , thanks !

  • @themangoartificer882
    @themangoartificer882 Місяць тому +3

    Did yall know theres an alternate ending to the game where if you deny the council of crown you can date the royal advisor.(The gender of your ruler does not affect this)

  • @chaingigan7545
    @chaingigan7545 4 роки тому +452

    Living in marks city would be great with all the attention he pays to the things people ask for
    It’s just too bad you might get sacrificed or murdered by a random spell.

    • @thischanneldiedlol2234
      @thischanneldiedlol2234 4 роки тому +20

      Chain Gigan NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC!!!!!!

    • @thischanneldiedlol2234
      @thischanneldiedlol2234 4 роки тому +6

      Aren woah! This thing is dangerous

    • @ZetsubouGintama
      @ZetsubouGintama 4 роки тому +2

      Mark might got shot by inquisition for Tzeetch's bullshit if he was planetary governor.
      He wasn't say not to magic after all.

    • @thickskulls
      @thickskulls 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, I'd want to live in the city Mark runs. Sometimes they fall on hard times, but dang they get back up.
      But you might get sent away, sacrificed for the queen, or murdered by some evil spell.

    • @coronacyrus2499
      @coronacyrus2499 Місяць тому

      ⁠or like that one guy mentioned, killed by a chicken.

  • @jankec
    @jankec 3 роки тому +984

    Grandma:"you're so humble"
    Mark 5 minetus earlier:*kills 100 people for money*

    • @doubleking7070
      @doubleking7070 3 роки тому +10

      But it was for grandma (the not getting money from her.)

    • @jamestheaverageman6959
      @jamestheaverageman6959 2 роки тому +5

      It was a lot of money though, totally worth it.

    • @krystanhitz8260
      @krystanhitz8260 2 роки тому +1

      @@jamestheaverageman6959 yep- lol

    • @lionhart228
      @lionhart228 2 роки тому +1

      Liked this comment so it's not 666 likes anymore

  • @mihaialexandrupunei
    @mihaialexandrupunei 4 роки тому +1991

    grandma after mark refuses her money: "you are so humble, i'm proud of you!"
    mark minutes earlier: *laughing in greed after selling his people's souls for 2000 gold*

    • @tobyfox2711
      @tobyfox2711 4 роки тому +27

      I mean it did help him get more people

    • @spoopy3963
      @spoopy3963 4 роки тому +10

      Grandma must never know

    • @saagard8
      @saagard8 4 роки тому +2

      Todd Howard:it just works

    • @saagard8
      @saagard8 4 роки тому +8

      @Adolf Not_hittler I said your name and a guy with a mustache started speaking german

    • @Rambiz
      @Rambiz 4 роки тому +1

      saagard8 ._.”

  • @KiddieStranglerV3
    @KiddieStranglerV3 Рік тому +58

    Mark: is ls already in debt
    Jester: OHOHOHOO

    • @ryano654
      @ryano654 10 місяців тому

      the jester is not who we think

  • @maxdock3676
    @maxdock3676 5 років тому +294

    Devil: want heaps of gold for 100 of your people
    Mark: Good question

  • @mitchellenderson7194
    @mitchellenderson7194 4 роки тому +350

    Scientists: *Exist*
    Grandma: “Peace was never an option, whippersnappers!”

    • @thewaterleaf7929
      @thewaterleaf7929 4 роки тому +9

      honestly underrated!

    • @vodkabread
      @vodkabread 4 роки тому +4

      Theae whippersnappers need to learn to RESPEC their elders!

  • @phoenyxrandell-croteau1053
    @phoenyxrandell-croteau1053 5 років тому +148

    Mark goes from yelling at Gandalf to talking so softly and sweetly to Grandma . . .
    Its so cute~

  • @jimmydean8688
    @jimmydean8688 Рік тому +49

    Every time grandma comes in it's always so funny and wholesome

  • @alihasane3436
    @alihasane3436 3 роки тому +2774

    They should hire mark to voice act the game all by himself lol.

  • @enderex1653
    @enderex1653 5 років тому +635

    27:25
    Markiplier: I'm feeling lucky today
    *look at gold coin #
    Me: Oh god...

    • @delossantosjanelles.9542
      @delossantosjanelles.9542 5 років тому +20

      THE SATAN WIZARD!!

    • @howdypardner9629
      @howdypardner9629 5 років тому +10

      Beat me to it

    • @bunglesii9204
      @bunglesii9204 5 років тому +5

      Lol beat me to it but did it anyway

    • @strawbz63
      @strawbz63 5 років тому +3

      Thank you for commenting for me.

    • @anthropaki
      @anthropaki 5 років тому +3

      Ender R I was going to write dat but I checked so I didn’t steal someone’s idea

  • @izzyb_ella_m5362
    @izzyb_ella_m5362 2 роки тому +4931

    Wizard: *kills everyone with magic”
    Mark: “YOU PEICE OF SHI-“
    _Grandma walks in_
    Mark: “oh your sweet soul. You poor innocent sweet soul”

  • @Galaxywolf2897
    @Galaxywolf2897 Рік тому +16

    Markiplier: gives half of the towns souls to a demon. Also markiplier: Grandma! Hi!

  • @KokuyoK
    @KokuyoK 5 років тому +380

    "I NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC!" three bad rng's later "I never say no to magic......."

    • @Jordi_NL
      @Jordi_NL 5 років тому +13

      He is a dedicated man alright.

    • @The-Average-Noob
      @The-Average-Noob 5 років тому +1

      And then he gets 666 money from that one visit 27:20

  • @molliesmith556
    @molliesmith556 2 роки тому +532

    Mark: Alright I'm gonna get off, I've been playing for almost 2 hours
    The game moments later: you've joined the council, congratulations. You've finished the game but feel free to keep playing and tie up loose ends.

    • @wawananjing1691
      @wawananjing1691 2 роки тому +30

      Mark : alright i'm gonna get off, I've been playing for almost 2 hours.
      The Game : We too.

  • @nataliemaddyn
    @nataliemaddyn 5 років тому +322

    Mark being nice to Grandma is my aesthetic

  • @Ziesingracing
    @Ziesingracing 2 місяці тому +2

    Is this video non-stop recommended for anyone
    I rewatch it multiple times a year
    No other video for any channel is recommended like this one for me

  • @Rosie-fp4fi
    @Rosie-fp4fi 5 років тому +1874

    Mark: *”yOu pIeCe Of sHiT-“*
    Also Mark: “everything’s fine grandma”
    *Mark is so soft for grandma I cannot-* 💜

  • @sergeantemu8206
    @sergeantemu8206 3 роки тому +7720

    POV: You survived Queen Mark sacrificing over half the kingdom for 2000 gold

    • @HakimiLeo
      @HakimiLeo 3 роки тому +195

      He a good Queen

    • @SubToCopper
      @SubToCopper 3 роки тому +20

      Ya lol

    • @Kejody53
      @Kejody53 3 роки тому +14

      lmaooo

    • @cerbera_22
      @cerbera_22 3 роки тому +126

      imagine being dead. can't relate.

    • @arielsproul8811
      @arielsproul8811 3 роки тому +191

      is like to mention that grandma survived everything that happened

  • @ryanlandini919
    @ryanlandini919 4 роки тому +571

    Mark: why does everyone have a French accent
    Mark giving everyone a French accent

  • @lilatheproxy3485
    @lilatheproxy3485 Рік тому +42

    i LOVE how mark cares abt grandma more than anyone else

  • @Artsy_Ari
    @Artsy_Ari 5 років тому +180

    “I never say no to magic!”
    ~Markiplier 2018

    • @pennding3415
      @pennding3415 5 років тому +4

      Just say no to magic

    • @konnosx1213
      @konnosx1213 5 років тому +3

      That Darkiplier corruption is getting real

    • @paltysork2412
      @paltysork2412 5 років тому

      Hey mark i will magicaly kill if you say yes

    • @TheLibermania
      @TheLibermania 5 років тому

      Never say no to Panda...
      Or magic.

    • @alicerieker7292
      @alicerieker7292 5 років тому

      "I should have said no to magic..."
      ~Markiplier 2018

  • @penguin7797
    @penguin7797 5 років тому +673

    Drummer: You like my rhythm, bruh?
    Mark: *I AM A LADY.*

  • @ecoyeast3544
    @ecoyeast3544 5 років тому +2621

    Grandma is the true Queen of the game
    Change my mind

    • @ecoyeast3544
      @ecoyeast3544 5 років тому +39

      @MemeZan she said at one point todays a great day

    • @whoevenru8403
      @whoevenru8403 5 років тому +26

      She a 10/10 grandma

    • @the-detonator-2495
      @the-detonator-2495 5 років тому +13

      I really cant

    • @kabal7981
      @kabal7981 5 років тому +2

      she is gonna die, that chaanged your mind?

    • @tuesdayprettygood
      @tuesdayprettygood 5 років тому +43

      @@kabal7981 grandma is eternal. nobody can stop grandma. long live grandma

  • @tabinb.6984
    @tabinb.6984 9 місяців тому +12

    this video radiates warmth, i can't stop coming back every december to watch in sweet, sweet solitude. i wish Mark would revisit this game

  • @75ryanh
    @75ryanh 4 роки тому +1331

    Mark: won’t take money from grandma
    Also mark: Kills 100 people for heaps of gold

  • @LeftOverSandwich
    @LeftOverSandwich 5 років тому +924

    Mark: How did this chicken kill...
    *Grandma walks in.*
    Mark: Grandma!

  • @sydneyingram6406
    @sydneyingram6406 4 роки тому +862

    Mark: GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
    Grandma: I'd like to give you some of my earnings
    Mark: no grandma you keep them *he says as tears form in his eyes*

  • @gracie-chibi
    @gracie-chibi 2 місяці тому +1

    30:36
    As a person who has spina bifida, I'm glad someone says something about it! Loved that bit!

  • @arthurmasters1170
    @arthurmasters1170 5 років тому +5729

    If Grandma only knew... how he got that money...

  • @justathena4344
    @justathena4344 5 років тому +783

    Think of how sad grandma would be if she knew you killed 100 people...

    • @geg87687
      @geg87687 5 років тому +71

      She would turn into a super saiyan using the seven dragon cookies and absolutely fucking obliterate Mark, then bake them cookies again to resurrect them

    • @Sylfa
      @Sylfa 5 років тому +29

      Well, 140 people, but who's counting

    • @rhondamoore4588
      @rhondamoore4588 5 років тому +7

      You,25 minutes ago

    • @bluwuboi
      @bluwuboi 5 років тому +10

      Don’t do this to me

    • @darkgxk
      @darkgxk 5 років тому +7

      a 100 what about all the magic shenanigans XD

  • @Jayplays03
    @Jayplays03 9 місяців тому +13

    It still baffles me that Mark never clued into the joke of ‘Molder’ and ‘Skelly’

    • @naan000
      @naan000 9 місяців тому +3

      Molder and Skelly... Mulder and Skully... OH MY GOD WHY DID IT TAKE ME THIS LONG

    • @FruityPebbles7123
      @FruityPebbles7123 2 місяці тому

      I was looking for this comment lol

  • @ethanthebeast8806
    @ethanthebeast8806 5 років тому +1973

    Mark: endless rage🤬🤬🤬🤬
    *grandma walks in,
    Mark:oh oh sorry grandma I’ll stop for you🥰😘😍😇

  • @sweetphi06
    @sweetphi06 3 роки тому +255

    oh i just noticed something! the name of that tiny mouse was “petite souris” which means “small mouse” in french :)

    • @red1387
      @red1387 3 роки тому +2

      Thank you.

    • @patong9412
      @patong9412 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah but in France the "petite souris" Is the one who give us money when we loses out teeths like Santa Claus who gives us presents

    • @proudanon
      @proudanon 3 роки тому +1

      @@patong9412 so its tooth fairy?

    • @Criminal_Turtle
      @Criminal_Turtle 3 роки тому

      @@proudanon yes, similar to the tooth fairy.

    • @politelydestroyingyou
      @politelydestroyingyou 3 роки тому +1

      I’m so upset that no one has mentioned Molder and Skelly
      *X-Files theme plays*

  • @NODnuke45
    @NODnuke45 5 років тому +477

    Markiplier: "I'M NOT MORALLY AMBIGUOUS!"
    Also Markiplier: "SURE GIVE ME A MOUNTAIN OF GOLD IN EXCHANGE FOR A HUNDRED PEOPLE'S LIVES!"

    • @NovaLaMason
      @NovaLaMason 5 років тому +13

      But… that's not morally AMBIGUOUS. It's IMMORAL.

    • @headlightfluid7965
      @headlightfluid7965 5 років тому +16

      NODnuke45 To be fair, trading souls for money is not morally ambiguous. It’s blatantly bad.

    • @greennugget2908
      @greennugget2908 5 років тому

      people tho?

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 5 років тому +3

      @@NovaLaMason Yes, but he also ended up making a successful kingdom and helping the people he DIDN'T sacrifice, so overall he became morally ambiguous. Anyway my point was just that he wouldn't even consider robbing people because he didn't want to be "morally ambiguous" but then he went straight to mass murder. lol

    • @lordofdarkness4204
      @lordofdarkness4204 4 роки тому

      That’s just evil/immoral

  • @internalescape6376
    @internalescape6376 Місяць тому +2

    i come back to this classic at least once every few months

  • @JohnnytheYouKnowWhat
    @JohnnytheYouKnowWhat 5 років тому +307

    I love your voice for the blacksmith. Such a sensitive, soft spoken guy.

    • @KainaX122
      @KainaX122 5 років тому +3

      Johnny the You Know What he was only belligerent because he couldn't find the blacksmith before

    • @elykittytee
      @elykittytee 5 років тому +2

      I died at the blacksmith's voice. Best choice for him.

    • @candigutz480
      @candigutz480 5 років тому

      A very... odd choice of voice for him..

    • @TheLastRunicorn
      @TheLastRunicorn 5 років тому

      It sounds just like the mmkay guy from south park

  • @BrawlstarsplayerREAL
    @BrawlstarsplayerREAL 3 роки тому +582

    Garden girl : **takes 5 people amd say she will bring them back when done**
    Also Garden girl : **COMES BACK WITH ONLY 3**

    • @ice-wu3bk
      @ice-wu3bk 3 роки тому +21

      Hol’up

    • @charlezz648
      @charlezz648 3 роки тому +40

      no, actually she only took 3: 19:57

    • @faishiro5009
      @faishiro5009 3 роки тому +49

      She needed fertilizer.

    • @thatartistuknow
      @thatartistuknow 3 роки тому +43

      @@faishiro5009 how do you think plants grow? water? no, it's the sacrificed blood of mortal souls. duh.

    • @themimsy
      @themimsy 3 роки тому +8

      fertilizer

  • @Efreeti
    @Efreeti 5 років тому +176

    I love the cute little "mm-Hm!" when the queen says yes.

  • @idiot.6296
    @idiot.6296 4 роки тому +792

    "You have become so humble... im so proud of you"
    - Grandma says after mark sacrificed 100 of his people for 2000 gold.

  • @fallenwolfie6912
    @fallenwolfie6912 Рік тому +15

    20:55 welp he be dying

  • @ognjenilic3001
    @ognjenilic3001 5 років тому +137

    Mortimer: " Hohoho hum! You've angered me now, madam! Watch your back.. "
    The mountain of gold coins surrounding Mark: Very poor choice of words.

  • @mynameisntlucy2608
    @mynameisntlucy2608 4 роки тому +742

    “I never say no to magic”
    3 seconds later...
    “ I SHOULD HAVE SAID NO TO MAGIC!”

  • @srfrgy
    @srfrgy 3 місяці тому +3

    Is this everyone’s “video to sleep to”? UA-cam keeps recommending this to me whenever I watch a Markiplyer video.

  • @neonboy6968
    @neonboy6968 4 роки тому +604

    Theif Girl : I can steal from people and I’ll give it to you
    Mark: No
    The Devil : I’ll kill your people for gold
    Mark : Yes

    • @sweetricecakeman8582
      @sweetricecakeman8582 4 роки тому +13

      Weeeeell..... The devil gives him 2000....the thief gives him 50...

    • @aitplayz
      @aitplayz 4 роки тому +3

      That would be your mother. -the Spy 2000?

    • @blue_rogue2324
      @blue_rogue2324 4 роки тому

      @Aitplayz about 2009

    • @aitplayz
      @aitplayz 4 роки тому

      Blue_rouge2 oh wow, ok

    • @branikmingua1117
      @branikmingua1117 4 роки тому

      😈 uses more magical means

  • @ToastyRaviolii
    @ToastyRaviolii 4 роки тому +723

    Mark: "how could a chicken kill someone?"
    Have you heard of the legend of zelda

    • @irakanaya
      @irakanaya 4 роки тому +11

      HAHAHHAHAHAH I remember when I did that.

    • @Sans_327
      @Sans_327 4 роки тому +10

      Oh yeah I forgot about the killer chicken

    • @tonic196
      @tonic196 4 роки тому +5

      when people forget about the secret that's so well known it isn't even a secret anymore.

    • @adapperwalrus1662
      @adapperwalrus1662 4 роки тому +3

      The horrors.....

    • @thefriendlyelephant9837
      @thefriendlyelephant9837 4 роки тому +3

      All chickens are evil!!!

  • @hisokaslefttoenail8300
    @hisokaslefttoenail8300 5 років тому +626

    drummer boy: you like my rhythm bruh
    mark: *offended* i am a lady.
    me: *dead*

  • @WRLDOfSad
    @WRLDOfSad 6 місяців тому +5

    20:50 omfg that was so stressing, had the same reaction

  • @anonymous_gary3899
    @anonymous_gary3899 5 років тому +835

    Game logic
    .Couple of swords = 20 gold
    .a single broom = 50 gold

    • @chelseafan3709
      @chelseafan3709 5 років тому +28

      1 broom = 1 soup shop

    • @randompersonthisheresite482
      @randompersonthisheresite482 5 років тому +3

      Yeah perfect logic!

    • @CalculativeCadaver
      @CalculativeCadaver 5 років тому +20

      1 Basic nomal ass Fresh water = 50 HP
      1 potion scientifically designed to heal wounds = 20 HP
      Can confirm accuracy.

    • @anonymous_gary3899
      @anonymous_gary3899 5 років тому +7

      143 likes wow most I’ve ever had

    • @ralsyisscared4283
      @ralsyisscared4283 5 років тому +4

      @@CalculativeCadaverCadaver there are stronger potions idiot *don't woosh me*

  • @davemaniac
    @davemaniac 4 роки тому +539

    “We hit 420 Happiness on Day 69” That makes me satisfied with life.

  • @kidaakashaayers5351
    @kidaakashaayers5351 5 років тому +263

    27:28
    Markiplier: That's some pretty good luck so far!
    Me: (looks at his money)
    Me: Are you sure?

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 5 років тому +9

      Immediately afterward, the devil comes in with his heaps of gold deal, so I think it may be programmed to happen when you have that exact amount.

    • @lumpia5830
      @lumpia5830 5 років тому +2

      Kidaakasha Ayers I literally saw that and I was trying to find comments like this XD

    • @genevawomensclub3473
      @genevawomensclub3473 5 років тому

      Holy sh##

    • @rose_14meandmay99
      @rose_14meandmay99 5 років тому +1

      I think I'm thinking wat your thinking I put a comet about it

    • @eillyouredead1865
      @eillyouredead1865 5 років тому

      Okay

  • @LaughingCrow1209
    @LaughingCrow1209 4 місяці тому +7

    This is literally a comfort video for me. ❤ 2024 and I still have this playing almost daily

    • @grimmnightshade7174
      @grimmnightshade7174 4 місяці тому

      This is the video that's plagued me of video recommendations since it released

  • @samuelhayden8665
    @samuelhayden8665 5 років тому +478

    Sultan : *says something mean*
    Mark: Are you inSULTing me?

  • @Aaaron0000
    @Aaaron0000 3 роки тому +280

    Markiplier:(someone walks in) CALM
    Markiplier: (wizard walks in) AHHHHHHHHH

  • @issa6775
    @issa6775 5 років тому +147

    That moment at 27:25 when Markiplier says that he has, “Pretty good luck so far!” when his coins are at 666.

  • @nana_tsumi
    @nana_tsumi 10 місяців тому +7

    love that we’re coming back to a video posted 5 years ago

  • @critical_crunch
    @critical_crunch 3 роки тому +548

    Gramma after Mark refuses her money: “You are so humble! I’m so proud of you!
    Mark after sacrificing well over 300 souls to the devil for money: **PROFUSE SWEATING**

  • @PitFighterPlus
    @PitFighterPlus 5 років тому +177

    1st Moment: "I never say no to maaagic!"
    2nd Moment: "AHHHH! WHY DID I SAY YES TO MAGIC!?"
    Repeat.

  • @alhannaallen7605
    @alhannaallen7605 4 роки тому +386

    “Well if you’re implying that you’re an experienced barber and you walk in here looking like you stuck your head in a freaking blender..... I’m gonna say yes.” -Markiplier, 2018

    • @taniachapman3643
      @taniachapman3643 4 роки тому +2

      Ya mean 2018

    • @julispears4949
      @julispears4949 4 роки тому +4

      Don't forget the part where he said that the barber stuffed 2 beavers in his hair and went to town in it.

    • @alhannaallen7605
      @alhannaallen7605 4 роки тому

      JULI BELL lol thanks for reminding me! XD

    • @f.b.iagent3971
      @f.b.iagent3971 4 роки тому

      If there are only 2 barbers/hairdressers in town, one has awfully made hair whilst the other has fantastically stylish hair which barber would you go to?

  • @ethereal3679
    @ethereal3679 2 роки тому +570

    I love how Mark entirely forgot about most of this game’s features, but his reaction to the pineapple ban is still the exact same

    • @miamohler-kidd6460
      @miamohler-kidd6460 2 роки тому +59

      And his reaction to the eye patch guy asking about prisoners of war being put to work is the same too

  • @zdc4194
    @zdc4194 4 роки тому +172

    27:30
    Mark: my lucks turning around
    Mark’s gold: you fool I have reached ultimate power
    Also mark’s gold: 666

  • @tommystokes9366
    @tommystokes9366 5 років тому +579

    I only rewatch this for three reasons:
    The Music
    The Voices
    And of course...
    *I NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC*

  • @Doglover1688
    @Doglover1688 5 років тому +712

    mark: “i’m an amazing and generous queen”
    also mark: **sacrifices 100 people for gold**

    • @theoneupdude8635
      @theoneupdude8635 5 років тому +2

      Simply._.Meg you gotta balance it somehow

    • @ginger.13
      @ginger.13 5 років тому +1

      since when did he get 100 people?

    • @Doglover1688
      @Doglover1688 5 років тому +1

      《《Twilght Day》》 at some point in the vid

    • @corycomplex6793
      @corycomplex6793 5 років тому +4

      STONKS

    • @gramcrackers_
      @gramcrackers_ 5 років тому

      Ha I was the 301th like that made it go over 300, I’m a mad lad

  • @ThePete7499
    @ThePete7499 4 роки тому +136

    I love how he reacts when grandma try’s to spare him some gold coins
    (33:02)

  • @meatman6089
    @meatman6089 5 років тому +370

    27:26 “That’s been pretty good luck today.” His coin count is 666

    • @alexaboix1963
      @alexaboix1963 5 років тому +10

      I'd like to report a stolen comment.

    • @meatman6089
      @meatman6089 5 років тому +1

      lol sorry

    • @alexaboix1963
      @alexaboix1963 5 років тому +2

      @@meatman6089 To be honest, you're fine.

    • @trick2913
      @trick2913 5 років тому +1

      200 like :)

    • @shredderx3290
      @shredderx3290 5 років тому +1

      Yes, I noticed that! I'm glad that somebody else did too!

  • @lilibryant2032
    @lilibryant2032 4 роки тому +142

    I like how he started the “I never say no to magic” bit at the beginning and now he’s stuck with it

  • @asvenson5267
    @asvenson5267 4 роки тому +493

    No one:
    The barber: I G U I D E O T H E R S T O A T R E A S U R E I C A N N O T P O S S E S S

    • @polipix_
      @polipix_ 4 роки тому +9

      for the love of Christ stop putting nobody before memes

    • @ratticustheemperor
      @ratticustheemperor 4 роки тому +9

      @@polipix_ they said "no one" not "nobody"

    • @ze-pie11
      @ze-pie11 4 роки тому +4

      Agents Molder & Skelly are on the Case.
      Z-files unsolved mysteries in the Queendom

    • @MashedPotatoInMyShoe
      @MashedPotatoInMyShoe 4 роки тому

      @@polipix_ no

    • @Knockedy
      @Knockedy 4 роки тому

      Underrated

  • @intraff9226
    @intraff9226 2 роки тому +294

    I love how one of the hardest choices he had to make was if a monkey should be punished for flinging poop

    • @borntoyeet1320
      @borntoyeet1320 Рік тому +19

      I WILL SAVE THIS MONKEY FROM CERTAIN DOOM