20 gold a soul Mark. That's how much you valued each member of your town. Every Grandma out there was worth only 20 gold for you. (jk i love you and would totally have done that too mwahahahaha)
i mean.. what would the reward difference be? it goes from GOLD. THE THING YOU CAN BUY STUFF WITH AND BECOME A GOD WITH, orrrrrrrrr, just 3 happiness. it kinda makes sense now huh? XD
Something about the knight coming back defeated and immediately condemning himself only to be met by Marks unrelenting forgiveness fir him gets to me every time.
You know what I realised re-watching this for the third (maybe fourth?) time? Every time Chester asked if he could eat some people, Mark said no. The decision created +1 happiness. The happiness was probably from Chester being glad he didn’t have eat anyone.
@@gotgunpowder someone liked my comment so I'm back and spewing opinions again. So she steals hundreds from the rich and a couple from a bunch of poor people. Thats a "big deal" in my book (its hard to say big deal sarcastically over text I'm learning)
This is my favorite Markiplier video-my favorite thing he’s ever made, and likely my favorite UA-cam video! It’s not his best (that would be truly impossible to determine, if it isn’t Space), nor his funniest (I would argue Super Bunny Man), nor the most consistent provider of laughs (Granny Simulator in my experience), but it is the perfect definition of a comfort video. So relaxed, but so enchanting. I could watch this every week
i imagine you saying that in a red robe in a dark room while you stand around a red circle along with lots of other people don't ask when i lost my sanity
I like to imagine that Sir Tortuga is the only one of the Shellknights we see because the others are too nervous to talk to the queen, and even then, Sir Tortuga is pretty nervous.
Don’t know about anyone else, but this is the Markiplier video I always come back to whenever I’m having a hard day (like today). It’s just so comforting to me.
Living in marks city would be great with all the attention he pays to the things people ask for It’s just too bad you might get sacrificed or murdered by a random spell.
Yeah, I'd want to live in the city Mark runs. Sometimes they fall on hard times, but dang they get back up. But you might get sent away, sacrificed for the queen, or murdered by some evil spell.
grandma after mark refuses her money: "you are so humble, i'm proud of you!" mark minutes earlier: *laughing in greed after selling his people's souls for 2000 gold*
Mark: If you screw me over one more time, my rage will have no ends. Gandalf: *screws over* Mark: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Gramma: Hello Mark, dearie I heard a rumor in the paper is everything ok? Mark: Yeah, Gramma. Everything’s fine. Everything’s fine.
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Did yall know theres an alternate ending to the game where if you deny the council of crown you can date the royal advisor.(The gender of your ruler does not affect this)
Military General: "Very well, better to have gold than hostile captives." Mark, who literally has control of the characters voice: " Why did you need to yell at me?!"
52:30 bro just imagine as a civilian of the town you're busy bragging about how cool you are the royal advisor herself comes up to you to inform you that the king does not find you to be cool
I can just imagine Mark is a queen and whenever the wizard walks in, Mark goes from a happy, smiling face to staring the wizard dead in the eyes with the coldest, stone face and just saying "Yes."
29:20 how devastating it would’ve been if grandma was one of those souls... would’ve loved to see Mark’s reaction if some stranger came by telling him the old owner of the soup store had gone missing
Mark: Alright I'm gonna get off, I've been playing for almost 2 hours The game moments later: you've joined the council, congratulations. You've finished the game but feel free to keep playing and tie up loose ends.
Mark: Can't remember hearing about the Council of Crowns despite being told about multiple times and it literally being the main objective of the game Also Mark: Remembers that cat he saw once
I know this is a joke but some people might take the first 2 seriously so I just want to say boys and others also can be insecure about there weight and wemon and others also can be insecure about how much they earn
laughed out loud this made my day stay safe, get lots of water,wear a helmet for wheeled-activities - you dont want epilepsi for the rest of your life sorry i get OCD so i say stuff like this
Markiplier: Sacrifices 100 people for "heaps of gold" without thinking too much.
Also Mark: Thinking Hard on if he should punish a Monkey.
😂
20 gold a soul Mark. That's how much you valued each member of your town. Every Grandma out there was worth only 20 gold for you. (jk i love you and would totally have done that too mwahahahaha)
XD
i mean.. what would the reward difference be? it goes from GOLD. THE THING YOU CAN BUY STUFF WITH AND BECOME A GOD WITH, orrrrrrrrr, just 3 happiness. it kinda makes sense now huh? XD
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3
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"You are so humble. I'm proud of you!" she says to the queen sitting on a pile of gold that was obtained by sacrificing over half the town.
Bruh moment
Ikr?
XD
Oh so humble
But the town was happy
I love how every time grandma walks in, mark turns into such a gentleman. Even tho he sacrificed half the town and made deals with the devil.
shhhhhhh we don't want grandma to hear, or Markiplier will come for our souls
I guess u could say he sold his soul to the devil for designer
@@Nonsensical0g i caught that reference
Shhhhhh
I didnt even start the video this is of course is what Mark would do
Something about the knight coming back defeated and immediately condemning himself only to be met by Marks unrelenting forgiveness fir him gets to me every time.
And once the knight succeeds, markiplier sleeps with him
who wouldn't? @@serspritztomb
the knight was my favourite character, he stayed loyal with us till the end. I hope he got to work on his self-confidence a little, though :D
10:02
Markiplier: yes grandma everything is fine.
10 seconds later
Dragon: hey how ya doin.
It’s more like 18 seconds but it’s still funny
Hey how u doin :me im poor
Dragon: bonjour
Dragon be like “hey little mama let me whisper in your ear”
YASSSSSSSS
You know what I realised re-watching this for the third (maybe fourth?) time? Every time Chester asked if he could eat some people, Mark said no. The decision created +1 happiness. The happiness was probably from Chester being glad he didn’t have eat anyone.
good find potato guy
@@animuchan6136 why thank you
Or the person he would have eaten
This is why you are the smartest potato i know
Thank you,@@thepotatogodaka.chrisfb1626 , oh mighty god of the potatoes.
Mark: won't allow a petty thief to steal from the rich
Also Mark: sacrifices half his town for money
yep its markiplier logic
Tbh I would also
She literally admitted she was just gonna steal from everyone actually.
@@gotgunpowder that doesn't change anything though, stealing versus 100 dead
@@gotgunpowder someone liked my comment so I'm back and spewing opinions again. So she steals hundreds from the rich and a couple from a bunch of poor people. Thats a "big deal" in my book (its hard to say big deal sarcastically over text I'm learning)
Mark when sacrificing half his town for gold: “I am doing well in life!”
Mark when Grandma is angry: “ *IM A FAILURE!* ”
450th like :D
I think he feels like she his actual grandma 😂
Hey I’m 700th
“I’m so poor I can’t buy anything else”
Grandma: could I have a coin for the newspaper?
“Take it all I’m made of money”
Lol so true
All for grandma
Anything for grandma
@@yoda8677 grandma is a sacred being
@@paisleighyt6153 yeah
3 things to never say no to brought to you by Markiplier:
1. Grandma
2. Magic
3. ☠️ *Heaps of gold* ☠️
Unless gramma offers her earnings
@@Sophie-kk8tx it won't be a heap of gold
Marks adviser seeing a lot of gold right as 100 people are sacrificed:🤨
@@couchpotato3285 it still says grandma on the list
@@purplefox6436 I'm saying if Grammy offered Mark heaps of gold THEN he'd accept but he always denied grammas earnings
mark: *gets angry*
grandma: im about to end this mans whole anger
Grandma gives him a cookie
Mr. Heart mask XD
Mr. Heart mask LMAO
Timothy2007 iiii
Getting over it:
I am inevitable
i just love the voice mark gives the blacksmith, like he's this big strapping tattoed guy with just the softest and nicest voice & personality
The original Himbo is the blacksmith
Mark: if you screw me over there will be no limit to my rage
Wizard: screws him over
Mark: starts crying
*tears of rage emerge*
Yes lol
5 seconds later:
“hi, grandma, I’m sorry..”
Gardener: can I have workers
Mark:sure
Gardener:equips dadric ring
Mark:NANI
Grandma : shhh....Calm down sweetie!
"Why did the chicken kill-"
*Grandma walks in*
"Grandma!"
the grandma Removed the chicken’s head
Your comment has exactly 300 likes so I wanna keep it like that so take this reply as a like
I thought he said that the chicken did kill grandma and got extremely confused after she came in
@@BlazeMisty same😂
HE KILLED GRANDMA!??!? /J
Grandma could literally ask Mark if she can slaughter the town and he'd say yes
He'd probably say "Who needs a town when you have a grandma that can destroy everything in her path?"
...And I probably would too-
true
Grandma could slaughter innocents and the game could TELL him and Mark would be like "she could do no wrong its okay grandma take all my money"
I like I’m not the only one rewatching this from 3 year ago
Is grandma magical?
*Knight returns successfully from his mission*
Mark: you’re in for a reward later 😏
A saw this right as it happened and it made the experience x2 better
Tbh i literally went on an entire imagination right there
If i was a queen and my knight did that
I'm clapping for him
@@RongDMemer you're not the only person that's clapping
@@h0rn3d_h1st0r1an i know :]
@@RongDMemerGO TO HORNY JAIL
"I cannot cut my own hair, only the hair of others"
Markiplier accidentally discovers the Barber Paradox
“I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.
@Delete me true
Fr
In space with barberplier
how is that a paradox?
Mark: *starts cursing and being mean to everyone else*
*grandma comes in*
Mark: awwwww hi grandma, no you keep your earnings
That is so funny 😂
Ikr lol
17:07
@@NonSkrapple i love this time stamp, thanks 😆
@@daedoingthings4595 and I (a random Iraqi girl out there) love when people appreciate other people's work , thanks !
Town: is suffering *HEAVILY*
Mark: trying to make sure grandma (specifically grandma) is happy and hopeful
Nice profile pic (love battle block theater)
Only grandma can live happily
imagine your on a walk but because your queen is mark who screamed 'MAGIC!' you suddenly to to ash
Its.
Grandma.
It is important to maintain the morale of the useful ones,therefore grandma
This is my favorite Markiplier video-my favorite thing he’s ever made, and likely my favorite UA-cam video! It’s not his best (that would be truly impossible to determine, if it isn’t Space), nor his funniest (I would argue Super Bunny Man), nor the most consistent provider of laughs (Granny Simulator in my experience), but it is the perfect definition of a comfort video. So relaxed, but so enchanting. I could watch this every week
Completely agreed!
"Last time I played this was 2 years ago"
It's time again, Mark. It's time.
The COVID kingdom trying to stay alive
i imagine you saying that in a red robe in a dark room while you stand around a red circle along with lots of other people
don't ask when i lost my sanity
It is time.
@@aidenpommee766 It's covid season (in US still) so you have the right to no sanity
IT IS TIME. IT IS TIME. IT IS TIME.
My worst fears:
-Wasps
-Death
-Markiplier speaking french
I can't like your comment because its on 69 likes
@@erin5599 understandable, have a great day 🤣
ok but nobody gonna talk abt how he fears wasps more than death
420 😒😩😩😩😩😘😘
Its 469
Mark: has at least eight hundred gold
Jester: OHOH-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mark: has eight hundred gold
The Jester, Builder and the dragon: AWAKEN MY MASTERS
he has 2000
gawld
I like to imagine that Sir Tortuga is the only one of the Shellknights we see because the others are too nervous to talk to the queen, and even then, Sir Tortuga is pretty nervous.
Muscular blacksmith: has sweet and soft voice
Cake chef: has the rage of a thousand suns
nice one! underrated!
Thanks
Agreed.
Wizard: Brings physical pain to him
Cake chef is supressed anger in a nutshell
Random Person: hi-
Mark: GET OUT
Grandma: hi-
Mark: hello Grandma so nice to see you its been so long
Linsey Adams since I’ve last seen my son
@@oliviarodrigolover911 what?
Linsey Adams fnaf 2 song refrence
@@oliviarodrigolover911 😄oh right heh
Delicious French Toast Gamer Lost to that monster
Mark: *angry*
“Grandma walks in”
Marks anger: *ight ima head out*
Yea I agree
Star Platinum ZA WARUDO
@@GG11VRDio every single sec
angy*
@@CatMasksSideChannel you do realise you spelled angry wrong right?
Honestly I absolutely adore this game, it’s sweet and simple. I think grandma has pretty much adopted all of us, such a sweetheart.
Wizard: "Ill kill your people and make them sad.
Markiplier: "No screw you
Wizard: "But ill do it with magic.
Markiplier: "Take them all!
That is true
@@edragon2599 ey
Ye
The fact that it now has 666 likes makes it scary
666th like lmao
I love how he softens his tone around grandma. So wholesome.
even if it's virtual, it shows what kind of person marky is
She is the true mvp
yes
TwT
Your not a weirdo
@@sam-qt7cy >:(
Mark: "This seems like a good place to end."
Game: "You have now completed the game."
It was that simple all along.
I just lost the game
vidd why.... WHY!?
Frfr XD
Don’t know about anyone else, but this is the Markiplier video I always come back to whenever I’m having a hard day (like today). It’s just so comforting to me.
Wanna talk about it?
Alien: "you havent been talking to skelly have you?"
Mark: "uhhh..."
*Ad plays*
Law&order
Didn't meet any ads lulz
We will be right back
QUICKLY, DEPLOY THE ADVERTISEMENTS.
OMG it happened 2 me 2
I love Markiplier's interactions with grandma. They're so wholesome. :-)
VGmaster1314 I know.. AHHHHHHHHHHHH SO CUTEE35E5E
Ohhh I’m so proud of you!
CHARA ???
very
I agree
Wizard: *kills everyone with magic”
Mark: “YOU PEICE OF SHI-“
_Grandma walks in_
Mark: “oh your sweet soul. You poor innocent sweet soul”
Don't think I didn't notice your repeated comment.
@@RandomInternetStranger in here to warn you about January 1-
@@thepurpderp.6811 eyyy! Bean!!
BEANNN
@@jellyscorner9618 it is indubitably not a problem caused by accident known as mistake
this video radiates warmth, i can't stop coming back every december to watch in sweet, sweet solitude. i wish Mark would revisit this game
"Why are there so many french people in this game?"
Also Mark: *Makes almost every character have a French accent*
Yes but also my ears are bleeding when he KILL some french word like "abeille" (bee) or "souris" (mouse) oh and the barber is Mr sheep
@@Omega-lq9zk he’s not fucking French what did you expect??
@@Regener8Plays Jesus, its just a funny comment, calm down
@@vinnie3731 yeah wow dude, that comment was just the most hilarious thing I’ve seen all day 😒
@@Regener8Plays Jesus what sucked out all your dopamine.
"Let those strange people in, no discrimination here!"
"Yeah, get those damn aliens out!"
HYPOCRITE
Oof
Which aliens?
FireCap Gaming exactly
@@unicorniagamer7558 the big green alien
Living in marks city would be great with all the attention he pays to the things people ask for
It’s just too bad you might get sacrificed or murdered by a random spell.
Chain Gigan NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC!!!!!!
Aren woah! This thing is dangerous
Mark might got shot by inquisition for Tzeetch's bullshit if he was planetary governor.
He wasn't say not to magic after all.
Yeah, I'd want to live in the city Mark runs. Sometimes they fall on hard times, but dang they get back up.
But you might get sent away, sacrificed for the queen, or murdered by some evil spell.
or like that one guy mentioned, killed by a chicken.
Every time grandma comes in it's always so funny and wholesome
It makes me smile when Mark gets soft for Sweet Grandma.
Well I’d sure worry if he got hard for Grandma
I...think I need to bleach my eyes now.
Mea to
Uh wears the bleach?
Grandma nooo, Grandma noooooo
grandma after mark refuses her money: "you are so humble, i'm proud of you!"
mark minutes earlier: *laughing in greed after selling his people's souls for 2000 gold*
I mean it did help him get more people
Grandma must never know
Todd Howard:it just works
@Adolf Not_hittler I said your name and a guy with a mustache started speaking german
saagard8 ._.”
How to fuel a gambling addiction:
*NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC*
*GANDALF YOU PIECE OF SHIEITH!*
*WOULD YOU LIKE TO LOOK INTO MY MAGIC BALL*
Gaze into my crystal and what I see is a GAMBLING ADDICTION OMG
When did this get 1.4k likes?
@Laurel Branch Correction : 1.5K
4 years later and this is still hilarious it never gets old
EVERY Markiplier video is hilarious. NAME ONE THAT ISNT!!! I dare u
For me it's been 5 years
5 years later and i still love it..
true
POV: You survived Queen Mark sacrificing over half the kingdom for 2000 gold
He a good Queen
Ya lol
lmaooo
imagine being dead. can't relate.
is like to mention that grandma survived everything that happened
27:25
Markiplier: I'm feeling lucky today
*look at gold coin #
Me: Oh god...
THE SATAN WIZARD!!
Beat me to it
Lol beat me to it but did it anyway
Thank you for commenting for me.
Ender R I was going to write dat but I checked so I didn’t steal someone’s idea
Mark: *”yOu pIeCe Of sHiT-“*
Also Mark: “everything’s fine grandma”
*Mark is so soft for grandma I cannot-* 💜
Your saying that like it’s not normal
Rosie it’s so weird isn’t it?
Grandma is the best character
Niggah
I am your 1K (th-ish) like. uwu
i LOVE how mark cares abt grandma more than anyone else
Markiplier:"I need to keep my budget"
Also markiplier:
"Yeah go ahead"
"Take it"
"Go ahead"
"I got more than enough"
"Sure"
Ikr
“Of course, grandma.”
@@robynnhoud grandma is the exception, you can't say no to grandma
Lol
I also love the
"I can't say no to magic"
"Ahhh FUCK"
They should hire mark to voice act the game all by himself lol.
EXACTLY
Yes he must own the game
@@xxgranthegamer76xx22 he must be the game
@@meowdasia sort the markiplier
I find it weird and funny that the buff blacksmith sounds like Yondu if he was nervous.
Lil Fang: you feeling spooky today?
Mark: yeas I am
Random dude: * dies *
“And so i was working on the farms when i pulled out the biggest carrot ever! Like really you should have seen i”-**dies**
@@jamesdanson6433 “is it Tuesday already?”
Mark: is ls already in debt
Jester: OHOHOHOO
the jester is not who we think
people: die
game: the people are happy, the city is growing
people: live
game: the people are sad, the city is shrinking
Source Engine, is that your broken self I gaze upon?
It's because when people die, the happiness to people ratio increases, but when they live it could shrink below the threshold of loss
@@poffzihavenoidea531 DAMN
They are suicidal. 😅😬
54 people in town
75 people happy
that's how mafia works?
Mark is the only person I know that would sacrifice half of the world for a granny and I respect that choice
But what if...
There was another granny in that other half!?
@@galvinmelborough7645 the granny paradox
Same I love my elders
Grandma is the true Queen of the game
Change my mind
@MemeZan she said at one point todays a great day
She a 10/10 grandma
I really cant
she is gonna die, that chaanged your mind?
@@kabal7981 grandma is eternal. nobody can stop grandma. long live grandma
I love coming back to this almost like, every year. Its like a comfort video for some reason. And i adore grandma sm!
I love how it suddenly went from making alliances to *summoning people from alternate timelines to grow your empire*
Mark: *WHAT KIND OF LUCK DO I HAV-*
*grandma walks in*
Mark: oh hi grandma!
Markipliers bruh moment
@@waimunlaiwai2668 markiplier good moments.
17:30
Oh God Why Just Curse Me GOOOOOOODDDD GRAAAMAAAHH
If Grandma only knew... how he got that money...
Very true
I havent seen mary in weeks
If she knew.............
pls no.
M A G I C
Markiplier fighting his inner demons on “No… Yes? No….. but Yes… No! NO! Nooooo?”
Mark: If you screw me over one more time, my rage will have no ends.
Gandalf: *screws over*
Mark: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gramma: Hello Mark, dearie I heard a rumor in the paper is everything ok?
Mark: Yeah, Gramma. Everything’s fine. Everything’s fine.
How does this comment have a 130 likes but no replies
\_(‘-‘)_/
@@adversemiller because not everything needs a response
I love how the Grandma removes your rage... and become sad...
I was gonna like, but it’s at 666. It’s fine then..
Alternate title: "Mark Succumbs to Corruption and Fuels his Magic Gambling Addiction"
LoL I agree so much 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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Tru
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Mark: We've had pretty good luck so far!
The coin counter: *666*
and that was just before he walked in the door, GEORGY
lol
at 27:27 if anyone wonders
1:09:42 for me to go back too
-666
Did yall know theres an alternate ending to the game where if you deny the council of crown you can date the royal advisor.(The gender of your ruler does not affect this)
23:21 “WHY MUST YOU DARKEN MY DOORWAY, WIZARD? IVE BEEN PLAYING FOR MAYBE 20 DAYS AND YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR 6 OF THEM!!!!”
23:39 "my gambling addiction is being fueled, probably not a good thing but here we are"
boo
MeMow L oh no I got spooked
27:30
Markiplier- “That’s some pretty good luck right now!”
His Gold- 666
yeah
Ye
*666*
I literally commented this like 10 seconds ago
I was literally Looking for this comment
Markiplier: I am not a morally ambiguous person!
Markiplier ten seconds later: *gambles his peoples souls*
i mean, its not ambiguous, its blatantly evil
"How much is a heap...?"
No one like this It’s at 666
Corruption ark
Y'all all replied too a comment a 1yr ago from a video 5 years ago
Markiplier: gives half of the towns souls to a demon. Also markiplier: Grandma! Hi!
Military General: "Very well, better to have gold than hostile captives."
Mark, who literally has control of the characters voice: " Why did you need to yell at me?!"
Mark goes from yelling at Gandalf to talking so softly and sweetly to Grandma . . .
Its so cute~
Grandma:"you're so humble"
Mark 5 minetus earlier:*kills 100 people for money*
But it was for grandma (the not getting money from her.)
It was a lot of money though, totally worth it.
@@jamestheaverageman6959 yep- lol
Liked this comment so it's not 666 likes anymore
52:30 bro just imagine as a civilian of the town you're busy bragging about how cool you are the royal advisor herself comes up to you to inform you that the king does not find you to be cool
Devil: want heaps of gold for 100 of your people
Mark: Good question
Hm
I'll take itttttt
I can just imagine Mark is a queen and whenever the wizard walks in, Mark goes from a happy, smiling face to staring the wizard dead in the eyes with the coldest, stone face and just saying "Yes."
don't forget the deep breath and reluctant tone
YESESESESESESYESEEsESESS
Now we know what Jacksepticeye's floating eyeball does when it's not in his outro.
😂😂😂Yeah actually
Let's make this the most liked new comment on a very old video
It didn’t even LOOK like Sam it wasn’t even green
@@uncanny4038 r/woooosh
@@uncanny4038 It’s a joke dum-dum
"This town has stood for twenty days, yet you have darkened my door for six of them, WIZARD!!!"
Mark being nice to Grandma is my aesthetic
SaMe
Definitely!XD
Kaye Fierch mjkkokojojjjokkkkkokjjjokkokkjjjon
Can we just make a gif of it and edit it to make everything pastel? Please?
29:20 how devastating it would’ve been if grandma was one of those souls... would’ve loved to see Mark’s reaction if some stranger came by telling him the old owner of the soup store had gone missing
pretty sure he would sacrifise everyone in the town just to get grandma back
K9's Animations that does seem like something he would do
Scientists: *Exist*
Grandma: “Peace was never an option, whippersnappers!”
honestly underrated!
Theae whippersnappers need to learn to RESPEC their elders!
38:25 (the coins) ITS THE BITE OF 83
Searching the comments for this, thank you very much (:
"I NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC!" three bad rng's later "I never say no to magic......."
He is a dedicated man alright.
And then he gets 666 money from that one visit 27:20
Mark: endless rage🤬🤬🤬🤬
*grandma walks in,
Mark:oh oh sorry grandma I’ll stop for you🥰😘😍😇
This sounds like my existence
soften his heart :D
I would do the same :3
Anything for grandma uwu🖤💕💕💕💕
[Every one liked that]
Mark: why does everyone have a French accent
Mark giving everyone a French accent
Maybe he can’t think of an else :p
Subtitles are nice, pretty sure these were human written ones, Mark said "im beautiful" and the subtitles said "(yes you are)"
thief: i can steal from people then give it to you
mark: no
thief: i can magicaly steal from people and give it to you
mark: ...frick
That's funny
True that
HE NEED MONEY HE IS THE QUEEN
I NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC
1K like op not liked op liked op not liked
Mark: Alright I'm gonna get off, I've been playing for almost 2 hours
The game moments later: you've joined the council, congratulations. You've finished the game but feel free to keep playing and tie up loose ends.
Mark : alright i'm gonna get off, I've been playing for almost 2 hours.
The Game : We too.
drummer boy: you like my rhythm bruh
mark: *offended* i am a lady.
me: *dead*
Mark: Can't remember hearing about the Council of Crowns despite being told about multiple times and it literally being the main objective of the game
Also Mark: Remembers that cat he saw once
Mark: GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
Grandma: I'd like to give you some of my earnings
Mark: no grandma you keep them *he says as tears form in his eyes*
So cute
Love you grandma
Omg i laughed and cried at that part idk why but I did lol
* one fortnight later* Mark donates money to his grandma
Mark: won’t take money from grandma
Also mark: Kills 100 people for heaps of gold
75ryanh grandma is more important
He still didn't take money from grandma though--
He never had a grandma so he doesn't know their evil.
75ryanh yes really emphasizes tHOSE HEAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anything for grandma
Never ask
A woman: Her age
A man: His salary
Mark: To say no to magic
Lol
Lol
I know this is a joke but some people might take the first 2 seriously so I just want to say boys and others also can be insecure about there weight and wemon and others also can be insecure about how much they earn
@@weirdsushi4808 yes you shouldn’t really ask anyone bout that if there not comfortable with it
Its really a formal thing really
@Star echo I hate you so much
20:50 omfg that was so stressing, had the same reaction
34:47 ah yes, a time when the words “among us” in a sentence was completely normal, overlooked one might say, but that was before the incident.
Amogus Reference.
*SUS*
🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🧐😳😳😳😳😳😳😳💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀👁👄👁
Sussy 😳😳😳
*Insert among us meme here*
Sus
Theif Girl : I can steal from people and I’ll give it to you
Mark: No
The Devil : I’ll kill your people for gold
Mark : Yes
Weeeeell..... The devil gives him 2000....the thief gives him 50...
That would be your mother. -the Spy 2000?
@Aitplayz about 2009
Blue_rouge2 oh wow, ok
😈 uses more magical means
37:35
Mark : Thank you knight.. You're in for a reward later.. ;)
Me : HMmmmm....
(•_________•)
The more vids I watch of mark the more I realize that if u just listen to the audio without the video it sounds like he is having sex😑😅
Thats kinda weird
Rule 34 artists: *WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN*
Diamond VoiceBoi
Me: I just di-
Rule 34 artists: I SAID write it down
Me: *writes it 200 billion times* D Ø N E
It still baffles me that Mark never clued into the joke of ‘Molder’ and ‘Skelly’
Molder and Skelly... Mulder and Skully... OH MY GOD WHY DID IT TAKE ME THIS LONG
I was looking for this comment lol
Mark: I never say no to magic
*I never say no to magic...*
*I NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC!!!*
"When does the magic start?"
-Samurai Jacksepticeye.
"Late is the hour in which this conjuror chooses to appear. Lathspel I name you; Ill news is an ill guest."
laughed out loud this made my day
stay safe, get lots of water,wear a helmet for wheeled-activities - you dont want epilepsi for the rest of your life
sorry i get OCD so i say stuff like this
Someone needs to animate this
Tf
oh i just noticed something! the name of that tiny mouse was “petite souris” which means “small mouse” in french :)
Thank you.
Yeah but in France the "petite souris" Is the one who give us money when we loses out teeths like Santa Claus who gives us presents
@@patong9412 so its tooth fairy?
@@proudanon yes, similar to the tooth fairy.
I’m so upset that no one has mentioned Molder and Skelly
*X-Files theme plays*
Mark: How did this chicken kill...
*Grandma walks in.*
Mark: Grandma!
AND I HOPE YOUR POODLE DIES IF YOU HAVE ONE
SO IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THAT
Ethan Nuytten u bully
@@ethannuytten1037 Delete that comment!
Ethan Nuytten shut up
Is this everyone’s “video to sleep to”? UA-cam keeps recommending this to me whenever I watch a Markiplyer video.