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  • Опубліковано 26 лис 2024
  • It's our first jizzin' episode of 2021 as Mark get's drunk on New Year's in Tampa while Joe get's spooked by a gun guy while on a hike before having a poop related catastrophe. Check it out!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 162

  • @youverndit1324
    @youverndit1324 11 місяців тому +5

    The best thing about becoming a new Tuesgay, is being able to catch-up on so many old eps.

    • @yoiink
      @yoiink 4 місяці тому

      welcome to the dungeon, I joined about 4 years ago and have been knee deep in gash ever since !

  • @jamcm2000
    @jamcm2000 3 роки тому +16

    Tuesdays with Stories is my favorite podcast at this point in time.. such good chemistry and always entertaining.. as much as I enjoy the standup I enjoy this back and forth just as much.. quick wit on full display

    • @theeternalnow6506
      @theeternalnow6506 2 роки тому

      Best chemistry by far. I cant watch mark with Morrill because of it.

  • @tuesgayy
    @tuesgayy 3 роки тому +15

    I mean the level of happiness I experience watching and listening to you guys is just... incredible.

  • @jeffreytopnick4710
    @jeffreytopnick4710 3 роки тому +9

    Joe talking about his sewage problem was the funniest thing I've heard in a long time

  • @TheUnitedWeStand1776
    @TheUnitedWeStand1776 3 роки тому +36

    My dad never told me bedtime stories, so I obsessively watch these to fill the void.

    • @0shitferbrains0
      @0shitferbrains0 3 роки тому +1

      You should listen to mike. These guys are hack as fuck my dude

    • @bluebarrylane
      @bluebarrylane 3 роки тому

      You’re gay

  • @turnst4152
    @turnst4152 3 роки тому +4

    One of the most UNDERRATED podcast duo's! Killers!

  • @nichole8609
    @nichole8609 3 роки тому +4

    That plumbing story was horrifying but hilarious at the same time.

  • @deadstellarengine
    @deadstellarengine 3 роки тому +8

    Grandpa gives me $5 checks to give him no eye contact handy's....love ya gramps!

  • @Scoobay
    @Scoobay 3 роки тому +6

    I had a similar thing with plumbing. My house has the maintenance hole in the back garden, and some chooch on my street blocked the pipes which meant an entire street’s worth of shit rose up out of the hole and flooded my patio. At least it was only your personal turds.

  • @OGPigman
    @OGPigman 3 роки тому +2

    Mark didn't acknowledge it but that dream with Joe's uncle and Michael j fox getting a little shakey was hilarious.

  • @JMCote112
    @JMCote112 3 роки тому +47

    For two guys who speak words everyday for a living, I'm constantly amazed how often you can't think of a word.

    • @rayn_0ff
      @rayn_0ff 3 роки тому +2

      You're really amazing

    • @JMCote112
      @JMCote112 3 роки тому +1

      @@rayn_0ff lol thanks!

    • @rayn_0ff
      @rayn_0ff 3 роки тому +1

      @@JMCote112 I'm amazed how amazing you are ;)

    • @mdc2077
      @mdc2077 3 роки тому +2

      It’s a bit...

    • @bjsmith1689
      @bjsmith1689 3 роки тому +1

      It’s called a....:::snap snap::: what’s that word again..?

  • @DalyTheThird
    @DalyTheThird 3 роки тому +11

    The Bee Gees were a television sensation in the early 60's that were originally called "The Brothers Gibb."
    They shortened and abbreviated it over time and became the B.G.s.
    Sharts.

    • @ViciousTwistX
      @ViciousTwistX 3 роки тому +2

      thank you for subscribing to Tuesday with Facts

    • @tomking7039
      @tomking7039 3 роки тому +3

      I could go for a beej

    • @kerrie2222
      @kerrie2222 3 роки тому +1

      Joe was close!

  • @cindyo6298
    @cindyo6298 3 роки тому +8

    Holy crap, you're right, you never dream about your phone or the internet.

    • @funzi914
      @funzi914 3 роки тому

      I do

    • @funzi914
      @funzi914 3 роки тому

      You just don’t remember

  • @christinechin1909
    @christinechin1909 3 роки тому +1

    Yep, One Flew Over the Cuckoos nest, Top 5 for sure.

  • @3XLDave
    @3XLDave 3 роки тому +5

    "I'd like to have shoehorn hands."

  • @eldouche7300
    @eldouche7300 3 роки тому +9

    this episode should clearly be titled: "gooey mids"

  • @chifeadrian
    @chifeadrian 3 роки тому +4

    I’m digging Joe’s homeless look

  • @reneschoolderman7835
    @reneschoolderman7835 3 роки тому +13

    Clogs originated from French, but the Dutch got the fame. The Dutch word for Clogs are " klompen"

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o 3 роки тому

      Not to much fame . Nobody cares

    • @TheJapagu
      @TheJapagu 3 роки тому

      Someone knows how to goog

    • @ZoeGrier
      @ZoeGrier 3 роки тому

      I’ve very confused as to how you posted this 1 week ago lol

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o 3 роки тому

      @@ZoeGrier thats not surprising

    • @dampdoily
      @dampdoily 3 роки тому

      are you trying to sabotage this podcast? they are just cobbling together their thoughts. shoo.

  • @mirko.a.83
    @mirko.a.83 3 роки тому

    54 min when Joe is telling of how Sarah call hi to see the damage....Mark reaction got me dying!!!

  • @rese24
    @rese24 3 роки тому +1

    You guys are the best!

  • @matttomlinson5356
    @matttomlinson5356 3 роки тому

    Goes for a hike in the woods during deer season gets scared when he sees a hunter 😂

  • @jakeegarris
    @jakeegarris 3 роки тому +1

    City folk encountering a gun always makes me laugh

  • @redherring6268
    @redherring6268 3 роки тому +2

    Joey on fire in this one!

  • @snesleywipessqueegeeservices
    @snesleywipessqueegeeservices 3 роки тому +3

    Brothers Gibb you queefs!

  • @ladislaoloera6095
    @ladislaoloera6095 3 роки тому +2

    Bee Gees stands for Brothers Gibb. It is racism, because the music is originally black/gay music. Just because you're a white guy and heard white guys singing the music, doesn't mean that the original music wasn't originally black. Just like rap.

  • @homer655
    @homer655 4 місяці тому

    "Shoe Horn" 🤣

  • @JMCote112
    @JMCote112 3 роки тому

    I had a similar experience with seeing a hunter in the woods when I was on a hike. I felt bad about making a bunch of noise when he's out there just trying to bag some meat. Glad he didn't decide to hunt me.

  • @sandiasurfers3174
    @sandiasurfers3174 3 роки тому +5

    The fact that Mark heard "Dutch" and "Todd Gack" immediately popped into his head lets me know he's a LEGIT Seinfeld superfan like myself. Respect.

  • @fightnwoids2514
    @fightnwoids2514 3 роки тому

    i am STILL laughing trying to clean up coffee after SPITTING IT ALLL OVER THE FLOOR ... listening to Joe's SHIT STORY haaaaaaahahaha

  • @cskinner303
    @cskinner303 3 роки тому

    "Baaaad crunch crunch" 😂😂😂

  • @stinkbomer
    @stinkbomer 3 роки тому

    The kids bit was primo 😂

  • @lukewojdylo9241
    @lukewojdylo9241 3 роки тому +1

    I want Josh Potter and Joe List to have a broadcaster-off.

  • @digitalbowser
    @digitalbowser 3 роки тому

    Men hunt and women vest... highlight of the ep for me

  • @jakenorris6189
    @jakenorris6189 3 роки тому +1

    I got a free trial on Prime. I watched 8 and a half seasons of Seinfeld, so close.

  • @user-qw7xy3pj3p
    @user-qw7xy3pj3p 3 роки тому

    "I'm lighting matches like Kiefer Sutherland in Backdraft".

  • @BrickTop06
    @BrickTop06 3 роки тому +1

    Wire = not bullshit. I'm a generation late to it but love it.

    • @eldouche7300
      @eldouche7300 3 роки тому

      not liking sopranos and the wire disqualifies joe list in any suggestion of taste of media content in any form

    • @tomking7039
      @tomking7039 3 роки тому

      @@eldouche7300 seriously

  • @mismos00
    @mismos00 2 роки тому

    you shoot 'em with the silencer in the throut... works 40% of the time, every time

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 3 роки тому

    I can hear List say whipper snapper all day 🤣

  • @TobyRiggs
    @TobyRiggs 3 роки тому +1

    Love my boys!

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 3 роки тому

    Those T's aren't R worded. 🤣😭💀

  • @LuckyLuch1
    @LuckyLuch1 3 роки тому

    It was not a Uber in the woods of VT List, it was his uncle Lenny

  • @Fender0ckreR
    @Fender0ckreR 3 роки тому

    I'm gonna start using "thriple tret" lol

  • @matguerra333
    @matguerra333 3 роки тому +1

    @42:50 gotta push back on your 12 yr. old friend. I literally had a dream last night where my phone was dying, bad neighborhood in NOLA (it's all bad) ended up at a lady's house I've never met in my life, she had baby pics on the wall of her kids. Not only was she not real or never met, the neighborhood in NOLA wasn't real. That's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. You can't think of a single dream where you didn't know the person? Stay off tik tok kids. Go pick up a gun. (If you have one, you won't be as scared to see one). Although Not YOU, specifically. In general...

  • @edkemp2922
    @edkemp2922 3 роки тому

    No way list left his own shit on the ceiling for his landlord to clean up?

  • @Nicolas-Kage
    @Nicolas-Kage 3 роки тому

    Best pod

    • @0shitferbrains0
      @0shitferbrains0 3 роки тому

      Nah way. Scarsclub redbar blows these guys away.

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 3 роки тому

    List going hard on kids.
    Literally

  • @bryanodonnell7151
    @bryanodonnell7151 3 роки тому +2

    Why does Mark drink from a flower vase?

    • @herpallday1284
      @herpallday1284 3 роки тому +1

      because hes gay

    • @eldouche7300
      @eldouche7300 3 роки тому

      liquid quiff settles better in vase form so you dont get all the quiff at the bottom. Cups and glasses are the worst for quiff juice

  • @Densmith43
    @Densmith43 3 роки тому

    Hey you guys , be all cool and stay safe .

  • @FoodforThought12345678dsds
    @FoodforThought12345678dsds 3 роки тому +2

    AND THEN THE DUCK FELL OUT OF HIS BAG!!!!

  • @joelm6631
    @joelm6631 Рік тому +1

    Damn Joe ...easy on the lib cukness...

  • @PhillSutton
    @PhillSutton 3 роки тому

    that awkward moment at 24:38 made me sad 😩

  • @gerardoayala2651
    @gerardoayala2651 3 роки тому

    In the documentary they interview a guy that worked at the stadium and he just didn’t see disco records he saw black music records. that’s why it was racist

  • @benpreston2163
    @benpreston2163 3 роки тому +1

    *Wears wired earphones while advertising for wireless ones

    • @Red_Twizzler
      @Red_Twizzler 3 роки тому

      Every millisecond of lag counts when making a successful podcast these days.

  • @vinesco5270
    @vinesco5270 Рік тому

    The FeeCees. Good band

  • @johna-kd9mp
    @johna-kd9mp 3 роки тому

    You Guys are getting me back into life and back into the bottle!! hell yeah hey mark I think my sister and you did some cigs behind the rest area off 27a on GA 75 back in 2004 . Thats the shit man!

  • @JCSAXON
    @JCSAXON 2 роки тому +1

    Probably The Brothers Gibb. Get a plunger

  • @sixie6e
    @sixie6e 2 роки тому

    vehicles kill 3700+ per day for how many years, yet people hop in them, daily...

  • @Blade70
    @Blade70 8 місяців тому

    No covid talk anymore 😂

  • @mikemorrison281
    @mikemorrison281 3 роки тому +1

    Brothers Gibb.

  • @kylemcgill2966
    @kylemcgill2966 3 роки тому +2

    *I STILL wanna know why Joe hates The Sopranos! The 1st season was meh along with the ending but as a whole it's a good show. If he bases it on those two things and didn't watch the whole series he can fuck off. I almost made that mistake with Breaking Bad. I didn't like the 1st season but pushed through and it turned out to be an amazing show.*

    • @caricusmeridius8217
      @caricusmeridius8217 3 роки тому +1

      Brendan Schaub gave up on the Sopranos for the same reason, didn't make it to the second season but says the whole thing sucks!

    • @dicksuckley8102
      @dicksuckley8102 3 роки тому

      I love the sopranos but in the same breath I can see how some people could get bored with it the way the writers include the whole family’s separate character development

    • @kylemcgill2966
      @kylemcgill2966 3 роки тому

      @@dicksuckley8102 If he didn't watch the whole series he can't say it sucks. I said BB sucks because I only watched the first season. I definitely ate my words.

  • @poochthedog8079
    @poochthedog8079 3 роки тому

    Brothers Gibb. BeeGees

  • @benignassassin
    @benignassassin 3 роки тому

    How the fuck are there 6 day old comments on a video posted 20 minutes ago???

  • @budlybeerburgler8083
    @budlybeerburgler8083 3 роки тому

    Me too, lol

  • @ryanparadissis9115
    @ryanparadissis9115 3 роки тому

    The Cheesecake Factory is the shit

  • @dampdoily
    @dampdoily 3 роки тому

    "radio DJ Steve Dahl was so aggrieved that his beloved Stones and Zeppelin were being dropped from playlists in favour of Village People, Donna Summer and Chic, that he launched his "Disco sucks!" campaign. "Midwesterners didn't want that intimidating [disco] style shoved down their throats," said Dahl."

    • @meandmymonkey5137
      @meandmymonkey5137 3 роки тому

      Fuck steve Dahl. Oh please I'm from Chicago. Disco was on it's way out anyway.by 1979. Zeplin never ever left any radio station playlist .all you had to do was change the station
      I'll take Donna Summer over beyonce or taylor swift anyday.

    • @dampdoily
      @dampdoily 3 роки тому

      @@meandmymonkey5137 But many people don't realize it was black music. Until 3 years ago, my entire exposure was BG's, Saturday Night Fever and the disco sucks meme.
      Now I'm a big fan of the genre.
      Blowing up records back then is kinda similar to burning books - music was the heart and soul of the zeitgeist.

    • @meandmymonkey5137
      @meandmymonkey5137 3 роки тому

      @@dampdoily absolutely. Yes it was black music . And that Dahl stunt is just that a stunt from a talk show host. I rather burn all the talk shows . They ruined am radio. . Long live. The BG,s the tramps , AWB. Isley bros gloria gaynor. Thelma Huston. These people didn't need auto tune they could actually sing .. and you have good tast my dear

  • @Well_hello_there_
    @Well_hello_there_ 3 роки тому +4

    Oooooohweee!

  • @teelorp8306
    @teelorp8306 3 роки тому +4

    These two talking about firearms and hunting 🤣🤦

    • @arcticdragon104
      @arcticdragon104 3 роки тому

      They could afford to buy a whole bunch of guns if they wanted

  • @falkor3865
    @falkor3865 3 роки тому

    382 ducks falling out of his bag?

  • @jeffb6276
    @jeffb6276 3 роки тому

    :( I mute the new UA-cam ep and play the audio for the new pod ep. Pretty ghey that UA-cam is a week behind to give your patron some fluff

  • @Dylan-pd9ps
    @Dylan-pd9ps 3 роки тому

    24:35 some dark comedy

  • @funkyfreshEazyO
    @funkyfreshEazyO 2 роки тому

    Tell patreon to create an app for smart tvs where we can watch your podcasts on our tvs.
    I won't watch a pod on anything but my TV. I gave up watching JRE because of that

  • @flowanastasia
    @flowanastasia 3 роки тому

    Seeing a new episode pop up is truly one of the highlights of my week. You guys rock, thank you so much for doing these!!!

  • @geffcassuto
    @geffcassuto 3 роки тому

    they didn't cut it off

  • @0shitferbrains0
    @0shitferbrains0 3 роки тому

    This is swill!!!

  • @edkemp2922
    @edkemp2922 3 роки тому

    When mark is caught clearly not listening to Joe's story .... mark- omg isn't that the 2nd rifle in less then a week ??!!..list- same rifle, that was the tease this is the story ??? Its probably there little outline they have been using with since getting on patreon

  • @SugaSharp
    @SugaSharp 3 роки тому

    15:20 Homewrecker

  • @ajp4320
    @ajp4320 3 роки тому +1

    That 12 year old need to dream more i met more new people in my sleep then god has created

  • @SDCISHERE
    @SDCISHERE 3 роки тому

    I dreamed about a Dark haired woman on top of a train i had never met ......ended up marrying her 28 years later

  • @INTENSPENCE
    @INTENSPENCE 3 роки тому

    I had no idea Kevin Hart was gay

  • @ryanparadissis9115
    @ryanparadissis9115 3 роки тому

    they do that sgn in cause ppl have been killed or gone missing don't do that lookup how many Pol go missing in state park god bless your alive.

  • @Iturner72
    @Iturner72 3 роки тому +4

    queef

    • @youraunttilly1658
      @youraunttilly1658 3 роки тому

      🐈💨💨💨

    • @eldouche7300
      @eldouche7300 3 роки тому

      it is quiff, my good sir. Learn how to spell, bruh. Have some class and self-respect.

  • @Doomsense
    @Doomsense 3 роки тому

    Everyone talks about the attention spane of people today and yet JRE is averaging 3 hour episodes and millions of views/downloads

    • @0shitferbrains0
      @0shitferbrains0 3 роки тому

      Mike david Scarsclub is 8hrs an episode. And its thrilling the whole time unlike rogan. Rogan ain't got thrills or insight no mo

  • @hansthalhammer
    @hansthalhammer 3 роки тому +1

    👏

  • @jeffreytopnick4710
    @jeffreytopnick4710 3 роки тому

    I work I in a restaurant, the creeps that massage all the females are still there

  • @jiggycalzone8585
    @jiggycalzone8585 3 роки тому

    Cheesecake factory STINKS! Im so tired of pretending its good

  • @Densmith43
    @Densmith43 3 роки тому

    HONEY exercise every day for a 25 min7tes 2al

  • @wherejobsgrowonjobies7479
    @wherejobsgrowonjobies7479 3 роки тому +2

    Mark normand copied joe list act . Change my mind

  • @RidesInforests
    @RidesInforests 3 роки тому +4

    Whenever you guys talk politics my mind wonders and I start contemplating jumping out my window. It’s on the first floor but you get my point.

    • @carmichaelk.5214
      @carmichaelk.5214 3 роки тому +1

      joe likes observing his reality through a corporate-news-filtered lens

  • @gart76
    @gart76 3 роки тому +1

    Yeah only 3$ if you're American, I'm Canadian so 9 Canadian $

  • @dilloncostilla3412
    @dilloncostilla3412 3 роки тому

    Travolta? Gotti?

  • @MrEggula
    @MrEggula Рік тому

    Rock is doing the is we should having the party tonight is this tonight (tonight or tonighting) have walk slow to the do it was only $2 .Just(

  • @lotevalencia
    @lotevalencia 3 роки тому

    This aged well five months into the administration all restrictions are lifted

  • @kekmountain2882
    @kekmountain2882 3 роки тому +2

    Joe needs his testosterone levels checked

  • @catherinegilliam4202
    @catherinegilliam4202 3 роки тому

    Idk why, but it really bothers me when these guys drop the last syllable of a word. I actually heard Joe say “segregash” once when they were talking about Brown vs. Board of Education and segregated schools

  • @joeprints9176
    @joeprints9176 3 роки тому

    These keep getting worse and worse.
    Don't assume every person with a gun is bad.
    List is scared of everything including his own shadow.

  • @jjam1633
    @jjam1633 3 роки тому

    Why would I pay for a podcast? None of them are worth 3$ on patreon or whatever. Totally worth free though.

  • @spridle
    @spridle 3 роки тому +2

    I know Joe is Mark's good friend, but I think it's time to put this podcast behind them. It's just sad because nobody wants to hear what Joe has to say. Who cares about a story he has? Mark and Sam > Mark and Joe. Not even close.

    • @garygoldblatt4519
      @garygoldblatt4519 3 роки тому +1

      Who says you have to choose one or the other? I enjoy both.

    • @spridle
      @spridle 3 роки тому +1

      @@garygoldblatt4519 I just feel like these podcasts are wasted effort. This isn't a podcast that can really grow or anything. It's not the kind of podcast that would bring in jew listeners who are fans of comedy. Get what I mean? I just think Joe holds this podcast back. Just like how I think Yannis holds Chris (history hyenas) back from having a bigger platform.

    • @PretENDOgolf
      @PretENDOgolf 3 роки тому +1

      Mark cant say no. And love it or not, hes supporting his buddy

    • @0shitferbrains0
      @0shitferbrains0 3 роки тому

      Exactly. And I wonder how this comment is at the very bottom. It's TRUE. This is swill

    • @0shitferbrains0
      @0shitferbrains0 3 роки тому

      @@PretENDOgolf he s helping his buddy yet hurting the word comedy. Joe is not supposed to be a funny man. Slender man. Maybe. I'm sure he s a shitty friend unless you have something he can gain from anyway.

  • @roryasencio9001
    @roryasencio9001 3 роки тому +2

    Cut the political rants please! And I hope Biden's tax plan affects Joe negatively. He needs to chill with the Democrat stuff. SMH

    • @0shitferbrains0
      @0shitferbrains0 3 роки тому

      @Sean Brennan most the folks in here are " R's" 😜

  • @kingofcarrotflowers326
    @kingofcarrotflowers326 3 роки тому

    why are you both talking like this? my friend recommended me this podcast and I will not be talking to him anymore