The cat looks like my cat, Bits. She was a bitch , rip. Side note, mark has enough self loathing I think he would be an excellent lover...at least if he hates you enough to be rock hard.
It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death”is lung cancer, pneumonia, bronchitis and flu. You can also expect to see more appendix problems which are caused by being in fear for your life, feeling like a fish out of water, uncertain of your place in life. The longer the fear, the more serious the diagnosis. When the willful hostages are finally freed from their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, burst appendix, gallbladder issues, arthritis in certain joints, it’s all subjective to what your brain experienced at the moment of the conflict. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. The cause of death in Small Pox was PNEUMONIA, not acne lesions. The only people who “caught” Small Pox were the ones who were attacking each other..Indians and Militia....people who feared and were attacked by each other. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.
I don't mind when Joe talks, he's funny and one of the best stand-ups around. I just think it's hilarious that he's jealous of the cat for having a warmer personality than him while Normand's maternal instinct is kicking in
It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death”is lung cancer, pneumonia, bronchitis and flu. You can also expect to see more appendix problems which are caused by being in fear for your life, feeling like a fish out of water, uncertain of your place in life. The longer the fear, the more serious the diagnosis. When the willful hostages are finally freed from their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, burst appendix, gallbladder issues, arthritis in certain joints, it’s all subjective to what your brain experienced at the moment of the conflict. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. The cause of death in Small Pox was PNEUMONIA, not acne lesions. The only people who “caught” Small Pox were the ones who were attacking each other..Indians and Militia....people who feared and were attacked by each other. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.
Joe is more obnoxious constantly complaining about the cat lol. It's really not that big of a deal if he didn't stop talking every time the cat got near something
These guys are too enthralling! Holy F! I turned them on for a couple minutes before bed... now it's after 3:00 in the morning and I can't turn them off!! good story, after good story-and throw in a crazy cat!!?... they got me! damn it! LOL
"We should throw it in the closet and shut it!" "Well, it'll come out eventually." This is proof that I'm watching masters at work. Or is it play? Or is it both? Eff! High level, top shelf.
Please please please do a clip of why adults who don't really know each other shouldn't be sharing a room so I can share it with my company! "Can I turn off the light?" Exactly! 32:55 to 33:52 sooooooo good
In the UK “Haven’t you got a home?” Is short for….”Haven’t you got a home to go to?” It’s what bar staff might say to the drinkers when they want them leave because they’re shutting the pub. She was telling Joe to leave because they were tired him (in my opinion) crushing; nothing to do with his housing situation. (PS: We don’t all look like we’ve been chewing apples through a cage!)
I feel for Joe, but pretty sure they can’t go studio because this cat-Joe thing is UNDENIABLY part of the show. Also, go easy on Joe folks! This show is great and requires all three.
how about list's outline in those ball-hugger pants during the second ad read? if i described it to a police sketch artist, they'd pick him up in about 15 minutes
LPT: AAA and America's Tire insurance program. For less than $200 a year you can get a guy out to replace that tire in 15 minutes with a spare and get a brand new one next day.
Greg's the real star of this ep!
Greatest episode yet
The cat playing fetch with Joe is so great
Greatest episode yet!
It says you commented "1 week ago" so🙌🙌🙌
It doesn't feel like a real TWS without the cat
The cat looks like my cat, Bits. She was a bitch , rip. Side note, mark has enough self loathing I think he would be an excellent lover...at least if he hates you enough to be rock hard.
It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death”is lung cancer, pneumonia, bronchitis and flu. You can also expect to see more appendix problems which are caused by being in fear for your life, feeling like a fish out of water, uncertain of your place in life. The longer the fear, the more serious the diagnosis. When the willful hostages are finally freed from their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, burst appendix, gallbladder issues, arthritis in certain joints, it’s all subjective to what your brain experienced at the moment of the conflict. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus.
Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. The cause of death in Small Pox was PNEUMONIA, not acne lesions. The only people who “caught” Small Pox were the ones who were attacking each other..Indians and Militia....people who feared and were attacked by each other. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.
Mark and Joe: "watch out for the water"
Cat: deliberately knocks it off the table
And then is insulted by Joe and Mark.
That had me laughing hard. All the cat memes are right!
Cat gave no f’s
CLASSIC CAT MOVE
Love Greg freely walking on Joe
I don't mind when Joe talks, he's funny and one of the best stand-ups around. I just think it's hilarious that he's jealous of the cat for having a warmer personality than him while Normand's maternal instinct is kicking in
He was so mad that he knocked that water over
@@lukeknight2343 I saw that. Never knew Joe was hydrophobic
Mark is naturally funny in conversation but joe is not funny in conversation.
@@keithgreenan3177 Would not agree with that at all
@@jasmin5943 I agree w u
What a development. Greg found the string!
arrested
The cat goes, I go.
This cat has amazing comedic timeing
Greg's tail is looking extra fluffy. We are all gay for him.
How is this comment from five days ago? The pod just dropped 2 hours ago??
@@irelandoreilly1575 Patreon members get the Pod a week early.
@@rararita You get it on time, we get it late 😁
It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death”is lung cancer, pneumonia, bronchitis and flu. You can also expect to see more appendix problems which are caused by being in fear for your life, feeling like a fish out of water, uncertain of your place in life. The longer the fear, the more serious the diagnosis. When the willful hostages are finally freed from their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, burst appendix, gallbladder issues, arthritis in certain joints, it’s all subjective to what your brain experienced at the moment of the conflict. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus.
Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. The cause of death in Small Pox was PNEUMONIA, not acne lesions. The only people who “caught” Small Pox were the ones who were attacking each other..Indians and Militia....people who feared and were attacked by each other. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.
Gimme a queef, Rita
love these guys to death but the connection with the cat they finally impart to Joe warms my heart!!!!!!!!!
Joe wanted to through the cat out the window
The cat is especially obnoxious this ep, constantly showing it's butthole to List's face. That's gold Jerry, Gold!
That means he likes him :)
Joe is more obnoxious constantly complaining about the cat lol. It's really not that big of a deal if he didn't stop talking every time the cat got near something
Greg. His name is Greg.
Can't get enough of the ad reads, lifeless backdrop and constant interruptions 🐈. Got a whole alt pod thing going on. Keep up the GREAT work guys ❤️.
Greg looking majestic once he's lying on the table, looking out, over his kingdom.
Mark the shoes look good. Joe doesn’t know what he’s talking about
Agreed Joe is hilarious, maybe don’t take fashion advice from him. The shoes are lunch.
Never take fashion advice from a cat-hating comic wearing a wearing a pair of red New Balance sneaks.
Joe barely knows comedy
@@rrh7210 Joe is no hilarious
Joe is a known fashionista, so I'm sure Mark is very concerned about his shoes
These guys are too enthralling! Holy F! I turned them on for a couple minutes before bed... now it's after 3:00 in the morning and I can't turn them off!! good story, after good story-and throw in a crazy cat!!?... they got me! damn it! LOL
Joe looks like he's in the end of an episode of Touched By an Angel
I love how Mark goes for the cat's gut everytime it's near him😂
Mark: I'm gonna put him down
Cat looks at Mark like "the fuck you say?"
I've seen cats play with strings before but never seen them play fetch !
My cat plays fetch. Lol
I love the fact this cat is like...where the fuck did the string go? For minutes afterwards.
Love the multi-plane objectives going, human and cat. cutting edge.
Action packed and hilarious episode. Really hit the spot.
There should be a spinoff of Mark and Greg just chillin. I'd patreon that shiz!
Solid Greg episode! Love to see it. …mark and joe were pretty cool too.
man, it's 16 degrees here in Glasgow, that's a proper autumn bite right in the bumcheeks.
Joe needs a cat, it would help his anxiety and chin
I get anxiety. But chin?
@@amandapanda3208 It's funny
Seriously an all-time great ep. Holy shit I'm hurtin'
💯
The cat was great, the stories were great, the lighting is better in Fritzl's basement.
I love the fact that joe frequently references louie
does he means Louis CK?
@@lapincheriatota no I meant louie the third
"I love cops, they're a blast" 😂
that's Dangerfield caliber!
"We should throw it in the closet and shut it!" "Well, it'll come out eventually." This is proof that I'm watching masters at work. Or is it play? Or is it both? Eff! High level, top shelf.
Please please please do a clip of why adults who don't really know each other shouldn't be sharing a room so I can share it with my company! "Can I turn off the light?" Exactly! 32:55 to 33:52 sooooooo good
Rush a shit, Rosh Hashanah, I died.
Its a Jewish thing?
Greg said, "I'll show ya Sports!"
I'm a simple man ,I see joe list ,mark normand I click
I'm simpler. I see Joe List, Mark Normand, I do nothing.
If Mark's lady is responsible for the lighting, he should fire her
In the UK “Haven’t you got a home?” Is short for….”Haven’t you got a home to go to?” It’s what bar staff might say to the drinkers when they want them leave because they’re shutting the pub. She was telling Joe to leave because they were tired him (in my opinion) crushing; nothing to do with his housing situation.
(PS: We don’t all look like we’ve been chewing apples through a cage!)
Joe needs to show Greg some fucking respect. He's practically a 3rd mic at this point.
Xpress vispien hahaha nice one mark
I love how the cat bothers joe 😂😂
I feel for Joe, but pretty sure they can’t go studio because this cat-Joe thing is UNDENIABLY part of the show. Also, go easy on Joe folks! This show is great and requires all three.
It’s TuesGregs with Stories everyone!!!
I think Greg deserves an applause and cheer track like when Kramer would walk into Jerry's apartment.
Such a good idea! Laugh track for GRamer!
@@tarawhite986 The G-Cat himself.
The sneak diss to Sam 🤣🤣 25:30
I just continue to be more and more amazed that Joe is an actual comedian.. Youre solid as always Mark!
I already listened to this, Im here for the cat
This one had me rollin' one of the better episodes this year
Mark I was just thinking “liking the reeboks” before Ellen said they look like your lady’s shoes
Mark has %1000 more style than the autistic cat whisperer.
@@MaTTheWish ha for sure thought his old under armor speed walking shoes were the pinnacle of fashion
Watching Joe and Mark interact with the cat has me switching from audio to video for these episodes. Riveting stuff.
Agree. It adds to the vibe in a weird way. It's nice.
The lighting perfectly accentuates Joe's amazing forehead
Dude could plaster a Liquid Death logo on there and get paid.
Man both of you guys tell the best stories watch every week love y'all getting the Patreon now
Greg is awesome!!
I got a fever and the only cure is more cat.
26:20 greg emerging from under the couch with the string is so hilarious
After Joe throws the string, his face tells he says ew in his head while wiping his hands off. He’s my favorite cat racist.
Best ep yet! Greg is such a floof!! 😸
You guys are hilarious. Love the show!
I bet y'all could do clean comedy
You're genuinely funny together
Queefs are great
It's nothing without the banter
That lightning is perfect.
*No one sends you death threats Joe! Just let the cast roll. Relax!*
Huge fan of Greg! His floof is bigger than my cat's and he's a Siamese/Himalayan mix
Fire team got me 😂
This podcast should be called "The 2 Marks"!
“The fire team” 😂😂
For the lady who asked Joe, do you have a home? Ans. Yes, I live here and I dislike transients speaking to me.
The Cat is great. Cool for cats.
How long until Mark rocks some Jordans? I'm here for it.
Great pod- thanks guys!
Great ep, guys!
Love Greg the cat.
The references in this one is next level
Laughing my ass off at this episode 😂 why so dark though haha
Whys wasn't there a Seinfeld reference when Mark was in back of Cop car..... 😂😂😂
Great ep, Jerry!
Joe, that cat wants a taste of your blood! 😛
how about list's outline in those ball-hugger pants during the second ad read? if i described it to a police sketch artist, they'd pick him up in about 15 minutes
I’m here just for the cat segments.
Joe that cat loves you so much great show. impressive kitten.
It is one of the safest bets of the week, that the cat is a much better person than Joe.
THE CAT is back!!! Finally 3rd mic kitty is in the house
Greg rules!
33:42 Mark's plank joke during the motel stay killed me for some reason
The 5 head is beaming
The cat is the best part of this podcast..hahahahahaa just kidding. The cat should be the 3rd member
Greg the cat rules !!
I love watching tennis too..
Greg listens to stories should be the name of the podcast.
ankle socks are good for shorts but pants look better with crew socks
The light is directly on Joe's head
'so listen to THESE women that I hate...' too funny. sounds like something Elaine would say
"knee-deep in gash"
LPT: AAA and America's Tire insurance program. For less than $200 a year you can get a guy out to replace that tire in 15 minutes with a spare and get a brand new one next day.
Find you someone who loves you like Mark loves the Cat.
Can't get enough of the cat
My mom loves you guys!
Mark you must show us your Curb audition 😎
The episodes are better when Greg is around🙌🏼
First time I heard McMansion was on King of The Hill lol
Amazing Greg ep. also just a great ep in general