Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List -
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- Опубліковано 22 вер 2024
- It's a jam packed ep as Joe meets some rude and perturbed folks at a tennis tournament before interrupting an emergency shit while Mark has multiple tire issues before an emotional heckler causes chaos at a show. Check it out!
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Greg's the real star of this ep!
Greatest episode yet
I don't mind when Joe talks, he's funny and one of the best stand-ups around. I just think it's hilarious that he's jealous of the cat for having a warmer personality than him while Normand's maternal instinct is kicking in
He was so mad that he knocked that water over
@@lukeknight2343 I saw that. Never knew Joe was hydrophobic
Mark is naturally funny in conversation but joe is not funny in conversation.
@@keithgreenan3177 Would not agree with that at all
@@jasmin5943 I agree w u
The cat playing fetch with Joe is so great
Greatest episode yet!
It says you commented "1 week ago" so🙌🙌🙌
It doesn't feel like a real TWS without the cat
The cat looks like my cat, Bits. She was a bitch , rip. Side note, mark has enough self loathing I think he would be an excellent lover...at least if he hates you enough to be rock hard.
It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death”is lung cancer, pneumonia, bronchitis and flu. You can also expect to see more appendix problems which are caused by being in fear for your life, feeling like a fish out of water, uncertain of your place in life. The longer the fear, the more serious the diagnosis. When the willful hostages are finally freed from their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, burst appendix, gallbladder issues, arthritis in certain joints, it’s all subjective to what your brain experienced at the moment of the conflict. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus.
Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. The cause of death in Small Pox was PNEUMONIA, not acne lesions. The only people who “caught” Small Pox were the ones who were attacking each other..Indians and Militia....people who feared and were attacked by each other. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.
Greg's tail is looking extra fluffy. We are all gay for him.
How is this comment from five days ago? The pod just dropped 2 hours ago??
@@irelandoreilly1575 Patreon members get the Pod a week early.
@@rararita You get it on time, we get it late 😁
It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death”is lung cancer, pneumonia, bronchitis and flu. You can also expect to see more appendix problems which are caused by being in fear for your life, feeling like a fish out of water, uncertain of your place in life. The longer the fear, the more serious the diagnosis. When the willful hostages are finally freed from their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, burst appendix, gallbladder issues, arthritis in certain joints, it’s all subjective to what your brain experienced at the moment of the conflict. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus.
Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. The cause of death in Small Pox was PNEUMONIA, not acne lesions. The only people who “caught” Small Pox were the ones who were attacking each other..Indians and Militia....people who feared and were attacked by each other. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.
Gimme a queef, Rita
Mark and Joe: "watch out for the water"
Cat: deliberately knocks it off the table
And then is insulted by Joe and Mark.
That had me laughing hard. All the cat memes are right!
Cat gave no f’s
CLASSIC CAT MOVE
Love Greg freely walking on Joe
The cat goes, I go.
What a development. Greg found the string!
arrested
This cat has amazing comedic timeing
The cat is especially obnoxious this ep, constantly showing it's butthole to List's face. That's gold Jerry, Gold!
That means he likes him :)
Joe is more obnoxious constantly complaining about the cat lol. It's really not that big of a deal if he didn't stop talking every time the cat got near something
Greg. His name is Greg.
love these guys to death but the connection with the cat they finally impart to Joe warms my heart!!!!!!!!!
Joe wanted to through the cat out the window
Mark the shoes look good. Joe doesn’t know what he’s talking about
Agreed Joe is hilarious, maybe don’t take fashion advice from him. The shoes are lunch.
Never take fashion advice from a cat-hating comic wearing a wearing a pair of red New Balance sneaks.
Joe barely knows comedy
@@rrh7210 Joe is no hilarious
Can't get enough of the ad reads, lifeless backdrop and constant interruptions 🐈. Got a whole alt pod thing going on. Keep up the GREAT work guys ❤️.
Joe needs a cat, it would help his anxiety and chin
I get anxiety. But chin?
@@amandapanda3208 It's funny
Mark: I'm gonna put him down
Cat looks at Mark like "the fuck you say?"
I've seen cats play with strings before but never seen them play fetch !
My cat plays fetch. Lol
Joe looks like he's in the end of an episode of Touched By an Angel
Greg looking majestic once he's lying on the table, looking out, over his kingdom.
Joe is a known fashionista, so I'm sure Mark is very concerned about his shoes
These guys are too enthralling! Holy F! I turned them on for a couple minutes before bed... now it's after 3:00 in the morning and I can't turn them off!! good story, after good story-and throw in a crazy cat!!?... they got me! damn it! LOL
I love how Mark goes for the cat's gut everytime it's near him😂
Love the multi-plane objectives going, human and cat. cutting edge.
I love the fact this cat is like...where the fuck did the string go? For minutes afterwards.
I'm a simple man ,I see joe list ,mark normand I click
I'm simpler. I see Joe List, Mark Normand, I do nothing.
"I love cops, they're a blast" 😂
that's Dangerfield caliber!
Action packed and hilarious episode. Really hit the spot.
The cat was great, the stories were great, the lighting is better in Fritzl's basement.
I love the fact that joe frequently references louie
does he means Louis CK?
@@lapincheriatota no I meant louie the third
There should be a spinoff of Mark and Greg just chillin. I'd patreon that shiz!
man, it's 16 degrees here in Glasgow, that's a proper autumn bite right in the bumcheeks.
I just continue to be more and more amazed that Joe is an actual comedian.. Youre solid as always Mark!
If Mark's lady is responsible for the lighting, he should fire her
Joe needs to show Greg some fucking respect. He's practically a 3rd mic at this point.
I think Greg deserves an applause and cheer track like when Kramer would walk into Jerry's apartment.
Such a good idea! Laugh track for GRamer!
@@tarawhite986 The G-Cat himself.
"We should throw it in the closet and shut it!" "Well, it'll come out eventually." This is proof that I'm watching masters at work. Or is it play? Or is it both? Eff! High level, top shelf.
Xpress vispien hahaha nice one mark
The sneak diss to Sam 🤣🤣 25:30
Watching Joe and Mark interact with the cat has me switching from audio to video for these episodes. Riveting stuff.
Agree. It adds to the vibe in a weird way. It's nice.
Greg said, "I'll show ya Sports!"
Solid Greg episode! Love to see it. …mark and joe were pretty cool too.
Seriously an all-time great ep. Holy shit I'm hurtin'
💯
For the lady who asked Joe, do you have a home? Ans. Yes, I live here and I dislike transients speaking to me.
I love how the cat bothers joe 😂😂
Greg is awesome!!
Rush a shit, Rosh Hashanah, I died.
Its a Jewish thing?
In the UK “Haven’t you got a home?” Is short for….”Haven’t you got a home to go to?” It’s what bar staff might say to the drinkers when they want them leave because they’re shutting the pub. She was telling Joe to leave because they were tired him (in my opinion) crushing; nothing to do with his housing situation.
(PS: We don’t all look like we’ve been chewing apples through a cage!)
I feel for Joe, but pretty sure they can’t go studio because this cat-Joe thing is UNDENIABLY part of the show. Also, go easy on Joe folks! This show is great and requires all three.
It is one of the safest bets of the week, that the cat is a much better person than Joe.
The Cat is great. Cool for cats.
After Joe throws the string, his face tells he says ew in his head while wiping his hands off. He’s my favorite cat racist.
It’s TuesGregs with Stories everyone!!!
Mark I was just thinking “liking the reeboks” before Ellen said they look like your lady’s shoes
Mark has %1000 more style than the autistic cat whisperer.
@@MaTTheWish ha for sure thought his old under armor speed walking shoes were the pinnacle of fashion
I got a fever and the only cure is more cat.
I already listened to this, Im here for the cat
Joe needs to chill about the cat lol. Greg is chill af and Joe is being annoying about it.
I was surprised though that he actually felt bad for Greg when Mark tossed the string behind the couch.
There was just a small queef of hope that Joe might be starting to not hate Greg as much as he used to.
Yeah Joe’s the annoying one not that 70 comments about the cat that is boring and just a regular cat.
@@sealife12 not a regular cat. You know of nothing about cats being a cat hater
@@sealife12 😁👌
The lighting perfectly accentuates Joe's amazing forehead
Dude could plaster a Liquid Death logo on there and get paid.
Greg rules!
Please please please do a clip of why adults who don't really know each other shouldn't be sharing a room so I can share it with my company! "Can I turn off the light?" Exactly! 32:55 to 33:52 sooooooo good
This one had me rollin' one of the better episodes this year
6:02 Best intro yet hahaha
26:20 greg emerging from under the couch with the string is so hilarious
*No one sends you death threats Joe! Just let the cast roll. Relax!*
Fire team got me 😂
That lightning is perfect.
“The fire team” 😂😂
Lol 😆 I love the cat action commentating, " oh, he dropped the bottle! What a foul." 🤣
"knee-deep in gash"
How long until Mark rocks some Jordans? I'm here for it.
Find you someone who loves you like Mark loves the Cat.
ankle socks are good for shorts but pants look better with crew socks
Greg the cat rules !!
I’m here just for the cat segments.
I bet y'all could do clean comedy
You're genuinely funny together
Queefs are great
It's nothing without the banter
The 5 head is beaming
Best ep yet! Greg is such a floof!! 😸
Huge fan of Greg! His floof is bigger than my cat's and he's a Siamese/Himalayan mix
Love Greg!!!!!
Greg, Greg, Greg.
how about list's outline in those ball-hugger pants during the second ad read? if i described it to a police sketch artist, they'd pick him up in about 15 minutes
Joe that cat loves you so much great show. impressive kitten.
Great pod- thanks guys!
Laughing my ass off at this episode 😂 why so dark though haha
The episodes are better when Greg is around🙌🏼
Greg listens to stories should be the name of the podcast.
Greg the cat! Comedy!
Man both of you guys tell the best stories watch every week love y'all getting the Patreon now
Great ep, guys!
The cat is going to win.
#TeamCat
It's not the only art-form that someone can throw a burrito at you and then meet you outside and buy a tshirt from you. Music does that too, it's just that you're not Pearl Jam yet, and hopefully never will be. Bill Burr is probably closer to Pearl Jam. You guys are like the cool more underground music acts with a merch-stand set up.
Mark you must show us your Curb audition 😎
Mark Graduated from H Piloric Univ...a LETTERMAN
Whys wasn't there a Seinfeld reference when Mark was in back of Cop car..... 😂😂😂
THE CAT is back!!! Finally 3rd mic kitty is in the house
h-pylori is bacteria. Your cat is beautiful.
You guys are hilarious. Love the show!
Love Greg the cat.
I love watching tennis too..
'so listen to THESE women that I hate...' too funny. sounds like something Elaine would say
First time I heard McMansion was on King of The Hill lol
This podcast should be called "The 2 Marks"!