Judge Steve Harvey Is Still Terrible

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  • @noplace3571
    @noplace3571 6 місяців тому +10277

    "The ring doesn't even fit, don't piss me off" absolutely sent me. There's something about the delivery that's so funny to me

    • @sh4rkb4it
      @sh4rkb4it 6 місяців тому

      “she should beat his *fucking* ass” KILLED MEEEEEEE

    • @moomagooweeaboo
      @moomagooweeaboo 6 місяців тому +168

      I know, she is so funny

    • @miyuruniethanthirige
      @miyuruniethanthirige 6 місяців тому +11

      Fr😂

    • @funty420
      @funty420 6 місяців тому

      "she should Beat his fucking ASS"

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 6 місяців тому +86

      As someone who has received multiple bullshit rings that NEVER fit my tiny toddler fingers, that resonated deep in my soul 😂

  • @maxbracegirdle9990
    @maxbracegirdle9990 6 місяців тому +2263

    Can you imagine if when Steve said " do you have anything to say to this woman?" The dude got down on one knee and proposed again?? That would have been the funniest shit ever

    • @NocturnalTyphlosion
      @NocturnalTyphlosion 6 місяців тому +90

      HELP I WOULDVE FUCKING CRIED

    • @weavesnatched7957
      @weavesnatched7957 6 місяців тому +51

      I WOULDA LOST MY MIND LMAOO

    • @Thrarm
      @Thrarm 5 місяців тому +23

      the sisyphus of proposal

    • @jemberlou
      @jemberlou 5 місяців тому +18

      @@Thrarm One must imagine Sisyphus happily(?) engaged

    • @emberleaf2341
      @emberleaf2341 5 місяців тому +9

      *hurriedly snatches shitty ring from evidence to use*

  • @xnaileditx
    @xnaileditx 6 місяців тому +7207

    “This man done gave her a TRIBE of children” you need to invite both of them back on here again Jarvis PLEASE

  • @DilleeDallee
    @DilleeDallee 6 місяців тому +1412

    i have been a clerk for two years...my judge has been on the bench for almost two decades. I don't have enough fingers and toes to count how many times i have told them "your honor.....you can't do that"

    • @SakuraKurosaki10
      @SakuraKurosaki10 6 місяців тому +149

      Do judges even go to law school? Because I’m starting to wonder.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 6 місяців тому +176

      That's honestly scary. What the hell is the point of a judge if they don't even know the laws of their jurisdiction?

    • @lillatreat
      @lillatreat 6 місяців тому +163

      @@SakuraKurosaki10My dad is a judge but he was a prosecutor for decades before that, I always just kind of thought that was how it was for every judge. Now i’m wondering…

    • @basementdwellercosplay
      @basementdwellercosplay 6 місяців тому +6

      What for, I'm curious?

    • @SuzER08
      @SuzER08 6 місяців тому +28

      I'm confused, I thought most if not all judges started out as practicing lawyers, is that not the case? How does one become a judge without knowing the law?

  • @HisVirusness
    @HisVirusness 6 місяців тому +741

    Steve Harvey vouching for a repeated cheater. Yeah, that tracks.

  • @starlesspaw
    @starlesspaw 6 місяців тому +5479

    “you can’t size rings you get out of a machine” ☠️☠️☠️🤣

    • @samb3209
      @samb3209 6 місяців тому +48

      Deceased😂

    • @meifennellysieu7510
      @meifennellysieu7510 6 місяців тому +141

      Olay is so funny. I really hope she reappears in the Jarvis cinematic universe at some point.

    • @SkiddlyBink
      @SkiddlyBink 6 місяців тому +100

      "why are they all the same style" "they came out the same machine" unparalleled. she was so right

    • @allwoundup3574
      @allwoundup3574 6 місяців тому

      She probably needs to wear bracelets as rings

    • @reallifezuzu
      @reallifezuzu 5 місяців тому +9

      @@allwoundup3574 And the crowd goes home

  • @CalamitasCalliope
    @CalamitasCalliope 6 місяців тому +3601

    A good TV show would be Alex and Olay being forced to represent awful clients without having a chance to brief them on anything, all while Jarvis both has no clue what's happening and has to play the role of judge

    • @halfwen4575
      @halfwen4575 6 місяців тому +154

      This would be a fantastic YT show!

    • @adrianpink8144
      @adrianpink8144 6 місяців тому +116

      Yes omg! Also this reminds me of Jarvis in the metaverse with the jury of children lmao

    • @alexisb3829
      @alexisb3829 6 місяців тому +13

      That sounds amazing

    • @beesbrownies
      @beesbrownies 6 місяців тому +10

      PLEEEASE

    • @meripwallace
      @meripwallace 6 місяців тому +9

      PLEASE

  • @Vi_Vi_1
    @Vi_Vi_1 6 місяців тому +5162

    Honestly, the way Steve was talking ("he ain't a bad guy") is so much of how women get pressured and pushed to stay in miserable, garbage relationships. It's annoying how people will swear up and down that these lying, cheating jerks are "good guys!"

    • @GlitterC8k
      @GlitterC8k 6 місяців тому +798

      Steve is a serial cheater himself so of course he sympathizes with trash 🙄

    • @Vi_Vi_1
      @Vi_Vi_1 6 місяців тому +396

      @@GlitterC8k fair point, he's got to justify his own existence by arguing that cheating doesn't make you a bad person, so figures he'd act like that's not that big a deal

    • @ByTheStorm
      @ByTheStorm 6 місяців тому +25

      @@Vi_Vi_1It’s all contextual. If the cheater is an actual victim, it’s understandable. If they’re not, then no.
      And if they’re cheating on each other? Why are they even in a relationship?

    • @Vi_Vi_1
      @Vi_Vi_1 6 місяців тому +198

      @@ByTheStorm eh, I don't like to think in absolutes so I'll leave room for special cases....but the vast majority of the time the person cheating is in the wrong. Relationships have problems, and the solutions are things like communicate, seek counseling, or end the relationship. I'm well acquainted with abuse (lived through it for a couple decades), and how hard it can be for some people to safely leave, but barring situations like "I cannot leave for my safety or the safety of my children" I think you're still in the wrong if you choose to cheat instead of leave.
      (And if it's that dangerous to leave, it's also extremely dangerous to cheat, so still a bad idea just from a survival point)

    • @ByTheStorm
      @ByTheStorm 6 місяців тому +17

      @@Vi_Vi_1 Definitely agree with all that.

  • @Dell-ol6hb
    @Dell-ol6hb 6 місяців тому +284

    Steve Harvey has been divorced like 2-3 times because of infidelity, so it's not surprising that he is taking the guy's side even when ruling against him

  • @snookiewhip
    @snookiewhip 6 місяців тому +3687

    Love how they look like a divorced but cordial interracial couple who came to support their mixed child.

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 6 місяців тому +531

      Who is mysteriously close to them in age.

    • @kcyraho29
      @kcyraho29 6 місяців тому +387

      You are so wrong for this LMFAO

    • @kandyappleview
      @kandyappleview 6 місяців тому +157

      I will never be able to unsee this now 😂

    • @ladydiamond6611
      @ladydiamond6611 6 місяців тому +58

      IM DEAD-

    • @Quzga
      @Quzga 6 місяців тому +127

      Jarvis got Alex's mustache gene 🎉

  • @cerestrial8591
    @cerestrial8591 6 місяців тому +1299

    I know that man didn’t just pull a “we were on a break!” While she was PREGNANT WITH HIS CHILD???

    • @elliottsalibi
      @elliottsalibi 6 місяців тому +51

      literally he was trying to be ross geller so bad 😭

  • @stanalldogs
    @stanalldogs 6 місяців тому +4787

    clicked for jarvis johnson, stayed for the lawyers.

    • @Krinbo
      @Krinbo 6 місяців тому +91

      Stayed for *OLAY*

    • @yurfavsis
      @yurfavsis 6 місяців тому +3

      Same ❤

    • @ArthurB26
      @ArthurB26 6 місяців тому +13

      Wait, those are't his parents?

    • @allwoundup3574
      @allwoundup3574 6 місяців тому +2

      I seriously hope the woman isn't an actual lawyer

    • @stanalldogs
      @stanalldogs 6 місяців тому +50

      @@allwoundup3574 how she acts outside her job doesn’t tell you how she acts in her job, she’s just having fun

  • @matteroffactCA
    @matteroffactCA 6 місяців тому +4318

    the duality of man: Steve Harvey lawyers and Jarvis Johnson Lawyers

    • @cinnamuaroll
      @cinnamuaroll 6 місяців тому +111

      Inside you there are two wolves

    • @antoinebugnicourt808
      @antoinebugnicourt808 6 місяців тому +76

      ​@@cinnamuaroll Inside you there are two lawyers*

    • @1r745
      @1r745 6 місяців тому +13

      Inside of you there are two twos

    • @Fluff_Noodles
      @Fluff_Noodles 6 місяців тому +7

      ​@@1r745 there are two lawyers inside of you

    • @awesomekittyzombie
      @awesomekittyzombie 6 місяців тому +8

      Jarvis Johnson Jawyers* /j

  • @WalkingPhoenix-so2dm
    @WalkingPhoenix-so2dm 6 місяців тому +283

    "Nothing to show for the relationship but my children" is fucking CRAAAZY

  • @bishielurfer
    @bishielurfer 6 місяців тому +465

    As a general rule, the price of the ring shouldn't matter as long as the person you're getting it for likes it.
    But when you buy three different rings and then go to court over it? Yeah, the rings being cheap just kind of adds insult to injury.

    • @bec7080
      @bec7080 6 місяців тому +41

      My husband spent $250 on my ring. It was perfect. We 21 and 20 when we got engaged. He had to get a credit card to get it. He even figured out my ring size.

    • @daydream5120
      @daydream5120 6 місяців тому +26

      Yeah, I don’t understand why some women want expensive rings when getting engaged just means you love each other so much that you’re marrying each other. Honestly, someone can give me the cheapest ring ever and I’d still say yes as long as we love each other.
      But this man has the audacity to bring the mother of his children into court over cheap rings! And she still loves him apparently! I don’t understand it!

    • @Thighlicious
      @Thighlicious 4 місяці тому

      @@daydream5120wanting an expensive ring doesn’t make you any less of a person, if they have the budget and wanna get it for them then go ahead

    • @tjistheb13
      @tjistheb13 3 місяці тому +9

      They didn’t even fit her! That’s the craziest part! But my bf could propose with a ring pop and I would say yes, with that being said though my man isn’t garbage like this lmao

  • @shannon1921
    @shannon1921 6 місяців тому +3827

    Shout out to Olay. She's really the GOAT- her work is truly moving the needle in NYC.

    • @ThisIzSeanie
      @ThisIzSeanie 6 місяців тому +25

      Yessssss❤❤❤❤❤

    • @shrubninja6444
      @shrubninja6444 6 місяців тому +28

      Yeah? Is she heading up some important stuff up there?

    • @SaintShion
      @SaintShion 6 місяців тому +58

      I love her. Her personality is rare, shes super gorgeous and you know she's a good friend! ❤

    • @kevjumbanigahigafan1
      @kevjumbanigahigafan1 6 місяців тому +138

      ​@@shrubninja6444number one Eric Adam's hater. Certified

    • @ghintz2156
      @ghintz2156 6 місяців тому +38

      ​@@kevjumbanigahigafan1okay now I love her even more

  • @jasper8293
    @jasper8293 6 місяців тому +421

    "I didnt get anything accept my kids" WHAT??? SHE CARRIED AND BIRTHED HIS CHILDREN AND HES STILL THROWING A FIT ABOUT THE RINGS? throw the whole man out

  • @annaliesecancilla894
    @annaliesecancilla894 6 місяців тому +1079

    Obsessed with Olay the moment she said Steve Harvey was walking around like darkwing duck

    • @heyg0ld
      @heyg0ld 6 місяців тому +22

      That sent me!

    • @GeminiTasiri
      @GeminiTasiri 6 місяців тому +22

      I was absolutely not prepared for it, lmaoo

    • @bee.42069
      @bee.42069 6 місяців тому +7

      ONG

    • @Chitownhomestead
      @Chitownhomestead 6 місяців тому +3

      Not a lie told

  • @anenemystand5582
    @anenemystand5582 6 місяців тому +117

    I did not expect this trial to end with both lawyers turning on their clients

  • @daftoptimist
    @daftoptimist 6 місяців тому +223

    “He ain’t a bad guy” *SIR YES HE IS*

  • @zuzzzied
    @zuzzzied 6 місяців тому +1253

    Hes got two now, his collection is expanding

    • @GlitterC8k
      @GlitterC8k 6 місяців тому +69

      One more and it matches the number of engagement rings 💍

    • @mollysministuff
      @mollysministuff 6 місяців тому +12

      Lawyers: gotta catch em all!

  • @Labbayahu
    @Labbayahu 6 місяців тому +1341

    HOOOOOOOOW DOES SHE SEE THIS AS A GOOD THING?? 😭😭 THAT WOMAN IS LONG GONE, like girl that man tried to SUE you 😭

    • @c12486
      @c12486 6 місяців тому +180

      And she’s way too pretty for him anyway damn!!

    • @Shoulderpads-mcgee
      @Shoulderpads-mcgee 6 місяців тому +173

      It’s the big girl low self esteem 😭 I can’t think of any other reason

    • @mparstrikesback
      @mparstrikesback 6 місяців тому +136

      ​@@Shoulderpads-mcgee OMG I know, it was breaking my heart the whole time. Girl you are funny and way too forgiving, not to mention beautiful! You can do so much better than this 🗑️. Heck, even just being alone would be better than dealing with his lying a$$.

    • @daftoptimist
      @daftoptimist 6 місяців тому +46

      She is angelically beautiful and deserves better.

    • @ghoulishtoad
      @ghoulishtoad 6 місяців тому

      Frrrr she's so gorgeous and there's so many actually good men that would worship the ground she walks on lol
      I also partially think she feels like indebted to him cause he is the father of her children, that's how my mom was trapped in an abusive relationship with my dad for so long, she just wanted him to do HIS FUCKING JOB. so much learned incompetence that's literally rewarded by men like Steve fucking Harvey (also a serial cheater)

  • @marilynmalcolm9920
    @marilynmalcolm9920 6 місяців тому +1236

    Of course Steve Harvey is going to say that an adulterer is a good guy who deserves instant forgiveness, because Steve Harvey is also an adulterer who thinks he’s a good guy who deserves instant forgiveness; Harvey recognizes his own kind.
    His “dating advice” is essentially, “Men cheat, it’s just what we’re programmed to do… but also, it’s always the woman’s fault when the man cheats, so who REALLY needs to be apologizing?”
    I expected this “verdict” from the jump. Ladies and Gentlemen: if you love yourselves, don’t listen to Steve.

    • @hiddenleafdrip3869
      @hiddenleafdrip3869 6 місяців тому +117

      Ngl taking *any* irl advice from the family feud guy is hilarious in isolation tbh

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 6 місяців тому

      And he would probably lose his absolute damn mind if a woman were to cheat on HIM, right? Because women aren’t supposed to do that, only men can do that!

    • @marilynmalcolm9920
      @marilynmalcolm9920 6 місяців тому +15

      @@hiddenleafdrip3869 Ha! Very fair.

    • @keawarren
      @keawarren 6 місяців тому +8

      👏👏👏

    • @Grim_sights
      @Grim_sights 6 місяців тому

      doesn’t help that he got caught lockin lips with p diddler

  • @heartofglass666
    @heartofglass666 6 місяців тому +194

    “she is CURRENTLY. WITH OFFSPRING!” please bring Olay back more 💀

  • @belialofeden
    @belialofeden 6 місяців тому +85

    Bro got 1 ring from a quarter machine, 1 from the claw machine, and 1 from the pharos tomb that comes with a curse

    • @yeebler
      @yeebler 6 місяців тому +3

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @grimeydanny4214
      @grimeydanny4214 Місяць тому +1

      pharaoh's tomb

  • @AFineWar
    @AFineWar 6 місяців тому +510

    Olay saying "We ain't never gonna be free" had me so dead. I fell in love in an instant.

  • @moniqueprem
    @moniqueprem 6 місяців тому +2983

    I know why she wins so many cases. She is charming af

    • @briesthoughts2261
      @briesthoughts2261 6 місяців тому +69

      Agreed. Very relatable!

    • @tykeboy16
      @tykeboy16 6 місяців тому +17

      She's not charming at all

    • @luc11_
      @luc11_ 6 місяців тому +357

      @@tykeboy16 found the person who wants to be different by disagreeing 😂

    • @henryy.4878
      @henryy.4878 6 місяців тому +26

      Nah he doesn’t want to be different, he’s telling facts. The amount of bias and pettiness she shows is very unbecoming of a lawyer. I hope this is not how she treats defense cases that she is involved in. Also, domestic abuse is not a joke.

    • @billbill6094
      @billbill6094 6 місяців тому +4

      How do we know how many cases she wins, I just heard of her.

  • @budgetincrease
    @budgetincrease 6 місяців тому +1756

    jarvis with his fibonacci sequence of lawyers. don't think i didnt notice

    • @andrewcarlson4484
      @andrewcarlson4484 6 місяців тому +185

      Oh god he can only do like 2 more episodes max. He’s gonna need so many lawyers

    • @budgetincrease
      @budgetincrease 6 місяців тому +214

      @@andrewcarlson4484 like one of those alpha podcasts with a million microphones on this long table but the host is jarvis and everyone else is a lawyer

    • @EvilHamsterbot
      @EvilHamsterbot 6 місяців тому +106

      @@budgetincrease please Jarvis - do exactly this. Gather all the cheapest mics possible and get all the lawyers.

    • @EvilHamsterbot
      @EvilHamsterbot 6 місяців тому +85

      OMG HE CAN CALL IT JARVISPRUDENCE

    • @auntiem0thman
      @auntiem0thman 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@EvilHamsterbot this comment needs more likes ❤

  • @normalguy246
    @normalguy246 6 місяців тому +54

    “this man clearly just wanted to meet Steve Harvey at her expense” DYINGGG

  • @EmbryW
    @EmbryW 6 місяців тому +60

    "Don't piss me off" truer words

  • @khrysalis0289
    @khrysalis0289 6 місяців тому +362

    Erron: Speaks
    Olay: Imma beat his ass
    🤣

    • @xletragedyx
      @xletragedyx 6 місяців тому +21

      And she's right

    • @allwoundup3574
      @allwoundup3574 6 місяців тому

      The thing she beats up is furniture

    • @rockstarsupervillain
      @rockstarsupervillain 6 місяців тому +1

      So it’s ok for violence when it’s a man? Like if the woman had a cheap dress would it be ok if a male lawyer said that?

    • @arospec2712
      @arospec2712 5 місяців тому

      @@rockstarsupervillain a woman who has a cheap dress is not at all what the video was about lmao. It was a disgusting rat of a man who takes 0 responsibility, is a serial cheater, doesn't care about his kids or girlfriend, and emotional manipulates her into staying. On top of it all, hes suing her for cheap, ugly, rings that he didn't even take the time to size properly. If you think the only reason she was mad was cus the rings were cheap, you pay much attention to the video or your empathizing with a man like that

    • @arthursmarthur
      @arthursmarthur 5 місяців тому +4

      @@rockstarsupervillainthis isn’t what was said 😭 it’s a joke. Ofc violence isn’t okay either way

  • @CynicalNerd-uq3nk
    @CynicalNerd-uq3nk 6 місяців тому +1139

    I want to preface by saying that the price of the ring shouldn’t matter. That being said, I am still mad that he spent $3400 on the three ugliest engagement rings I have seen in my entire life

    • @bishielurfer
      @bishielurfer 6 місяців тому +124

      For real. He could have just done it once and actually got a decent ring for all the money he spent!

    • @scorchingbread
      @scorchingbread 6 місяців тому +115

      Exactlyyy I didn't really like the price shaming that was done, but he chose some of the gaudiest rings.

    • @LizzyThatB
      @LizzyThatB 6 місяців тому +56

      Them insulting him for not spending a ton of money on a ring is hecked.

    • @scorchingbread
      @scorchingbread 6 місяців тому +63

      @@LizzyThatB yeah I got the ick from that. Price shouldn't matter if you love the person. (Also I'm someone who honestly would hate if someone spent a lot on a ring for me cause I grew up without money to spend frivolously).

    • @_Funaroma
      @_Funaroma 6 місяців тому +99

      @@scorchingbreadrather it’s the fact he’s suing her for unfitted, ugly, cheap rings. I don’t want any rings at my wedding (financially and religious reasons) but this is strange.

  • @uncannyvalley2113
    @uncannyvalley2113 6 місяців тому +283

    i was already like "you can't sue someone for a gift" and then he pulled out the "i got nothing but my children" -
    does he know what pregnancy is?

    • @squidvink
      @squidvink 6 місяців тому +25

      well he explicitly didn’t pull out shit

    • @uncannyvalley2113
      @uncannyvalley2113 6 місяців тому +3

      @@squidvink help

  • @MYo-to9lc
    @MYo-to9lc 6 місяців тому +94

    LMFAO "He aint shit and he bought a bunch of aint shit ass rings" MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I DROPPED MY SPAGHETTI SPOON

    • @halaileybailey
      @halaileybailey 6 місяців тому +10

      WHY ARE YOU EATING SPAGHETTI WITH A SPOON

  • @PJ-Creativity
    @PJ-Creativity 6 місяців тому +30

    I’m like 99 percent sure you can get rings resized, which makes this entire situation even funnier.

  • @yusufkadar
    @yusufkadar 6 місяців тому +891

    HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

    • @KalliDavies
      @KalliDavies 6 місяців тому +57

      Not sure who you're referring to but I agree

    • @cinnamuaroll
      @cinnamuaroll 6 місяців тому +6

      HAHAHSHAHA

    • @Prettywhite4awhiteguy
      @Prettywhite4awhiteguy 6 місяців тому +12

      Yes, Jervis must be stopped before he collects all the lawyers like he's on a Pokémon rub 😂😂

  • @Dippedinsilver1974
    @Dippedinsilver1974 6 місяців тому +148

    When my first husband proposed to me and the ring was like 3 sizes too big. I thought maybe he got a deal on a demo ring or something so I got it sized and didn’t think too much about it. I then found out years later from his mom that he had proposed to another girl with it and she said no so he kept it. I was livid.

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 6 місяців тому +52

      Oooh think I see why he was the /first/ husband lol

  • @janskans
    @janskans 6 місяців тому +1221

    Olay is the people’s voice i love her sm, she says everything i’m thinking 😭

    • @SuzER08
      @SuzER08 6 місяців тому +82

      The split of Olay being so real and Alex half heartedly trying to find any sort of "defense" for that man is sending me

    • @allwoundup3574
      @allwoundup3574 6 місяців тому +1

      She's sure as shit not my voice. She about ruined this damn video.

    • @coconuttwaterrr
      @coconuttwaterrr 6 місяців тому +24

      @@allwoundup3574 not u commenting in most of these comments, lmao. If u didn’t like her, u could’ve easily clicked off the video.

    • @allwoundup3574
      @allwoundup3574 5 місяців тому

      @@coconuttwaterrr keep following me, baby girl

  • @TommyCrosby
    @TommyCrosby 6 місяців тому +87

    I seriously hate the idea of the value of the ring being seen as related to the levels of love you have for someone. But... make sure you get a ring that effing fit properly!

  • @DivorceDecreed
    @DivorceDecreed 6 місяців тому +17

    This is one of the funniest commentaries you've ever done, Jarvis. PLEASE make this a separate regular show with those two! You all have great chemistry.

  • @ZombieGravitation
    @ZombieGravitation 6 місяців тому +188

    Not him trying to Ross Geller his way out “we were on a break”

  • @amelia3146
    @amelia3146 6 місяців тому +686

    Olay having the same fit as Steve Harvey KILLS me, I love her sm

    • @lostshot
      @lostshot 6 місяців тому +4

      I'm so glad they included the photo!

  • @cookingwithsilence
    @cookingwithsilence 6 місяців тому +147

    I feel like the justice system usually is like this horrible broken place where dreams go to die but Steve Harvey really put a possitive spin on it by convincing that mother of 3 to cosider fucking up her life for the 4th time. Everything is burning!

  • @kesia872
    @kesia872 6 місяців тому +24

    She called it so quickly and i love her for it

  • @mollyreagan2982
    @mollyreagan2982 6 місяців тому +17

    “One day he gone get it right”
    Okay and what is true for this 4th hypothetical ring that wasn’t for the last 3 real rings😭😭😭

  • @Flanclanman
    @Flanclanman 6 місяців тому +420

    I like the idea of Jarvis forcing increasing numbers of lawyers to watch Judge Steve Harvey.
    Next year, Jarvis forces 600 lawyers to watch Judge Steve Harvey

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 6 місяців тому +20

      They are all arguing at once while Jarvis just stares at the camera.

    • @mollysministuff
      @mollysministuff 6 місяців тому +3

      He could have his own trial

  • @kka337
    @kka337 6 місяців тому +202

    The collective mic raises at 14:12 had me cryin 😂

    • @biankacable2020
      @biankacable2020 6 місяців тому +13

      Literally. 😂 There wasn't anything to even say.

  • @miaallen6119
    @miaallen6119 6 місяців тому +1061

    Love Jarvis and Alex but I am OBSESSED with Olay! She's hilarious!

    • @stevendemayo3631
      @stevendemayo3631 6 місяців тому +39

      Except for that gross take on ring prices. Sorry not everyone can afford to spend several thousand dollars on ONE ring

    • @HotStrange
      @HotStrange 6 місяців тому +1

      @@stevendemayo3631she clarified later in the video that there’s nothing wrong with buying cheaper rings.

    • @RatClowns
      @RatClowns 6 місяців тому +18

      ​​@@stevendemayo3631yeah that was pretty fucking yikes

    • @Ren-tv2pp
      @Ren-tv2pp 6 місяців тому

      @@stevendemayo363114:37

    • @Daedalussi
      @Daedalussi 6 місяців тому +1

      @@stevendemayo3631she later clarifies its not about spending a huge wad of money, but that hes fucking around while expecting a loyal tradwife and cant even deliver on his part of the traditional relationship, and then suing the mother of his three kids for the money she definitely needs more as primary caregiver. i dunno if any of these cases are real or just improv but if its real it sounds like a pattern of financial abuse.

  • @ceering99
    @ceering99 6 місяців тому +16

    Imagine watching your dad go on TV and he says you're worth less than $3400 to him.

  • @SabrinaRina
    @SabrinaRina 6 місяців тому +16

    Love the guests calling out judges just basically picking the story they like and the clerks and such doing a ton of the work. As someone whose worked private and state both for attorneys and courts.
    Attorneys recite laws and bills. Judges recite outcomes, but have their support workers dive back into those cases to recall why the outcome was reached unless it was so absurd they have to remember more details.

  • @snail8009
    @snail8009 6 місяців тому +337

    i absolutely love jarvis’ obsession with this show

  • @kierrafield9168
    @kierrafield9168 6 місяців тому +450

    I need Olay back IMMEDIATELY💅

  • @Z.A.N.E
    @Z.A.N.E 6 місяців тому +13912

    I humbly request Olay to have a permanent spot on the "I forced a lawyer to watch Judge Steve Harvey" series

  • @Onnz_
    @Onnz_ 6 місяців тому +24

    I'm now convinced that Jarvis just lost the password to his main account

  • @kingintern7566
    @kingintern7566 6 місяців тому +19

    My partner and I have been saying "We're never gonna be free" to each other ever since we watched this

  • @Mande1985
    @Mande1985 6 місяців тому +295

    I got broken up with last night. I have been BAWLING 😭 my eyes out since then. I turned this on and now I'm laughing so hard. Thank you so much! These other two with you are HILARIOUS. I would love for this to be a reoccurring thing. 😊

    • @konigsfeetsucker
      @konigsfeetsucker 6 місяців тому

      hope you feel better ❤ the universe will bring good things

    • @goldjoyproducer
      @goldjoyproducer 6 місяців тому +44

      Sorry to hear that and hope you’re doing ok!

    • @Mande1985
      @Mande1985 6 місяців тому +53

      @@goldjoyproducer I am doing better! I have a beach trip planned with my daughter. We leave tomorrow. ☺️

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 6 місяців тому +15

      Hate that for you, it literally feels the same as a flu, been there way too many times. But it heals like the flu too. Gotta rest and give it time. Hope you take some time out to pamper yourself!

    • @heyg0ld
      @heyg0ld 6 місяців тому +9

      Sorry to hear about your breakup. Take really good care of yourself, ok?

  • @angelfahlife6000
    @angelfahlife6000 6 місяців тому +150

    That accent jumped right out of homegirl the more unhinged this got 😂😂😂 I love it

  • @pranavkarmarkar
    @pranavkarmarkar 6 місяців тому +210

    Can't wait for next year, when Jarvis makes a whole courtroom watch Judge Steve Harvey

  • @artemis88899
    @artemis88899 Місяць тому +5

    4:10 I love her, but this is insane. Spending more than 1k on an engament ring?? My parents spent ~200€ on their wedding rings (each of them) and I'm planning on doing the same. I know that engagements are a big cultural thing in the US, but that still sounds insane to me 😭

  • @elfo5856
    @elfo5856 6 місяців тому +35

    why did they not get married after the first ring was lost? Do they think marriage is dependent on the ring on your finger?
    Like "ope, gotta do it again, first one didn't work"

  • @vasilybullock7967
    @vasilybullock7967 6 місяців тому +330

    Can't wait for you to force an entire jury, prosecution, defender, Judge and executioner to watch Harvey

  • @pricelesspoprocks1412
    @pricelesspoprocks1412 6 місяців тому +170

    hes making more lawyers

  • @mirahg99
    @mirahg99 6 місяців тому +213

    feeling so free yet so premium rn

  • @jordanr.2120
    @jordanr.2120 6 місяців тому +121

    I'm so used to queer relationships that straight couple drama is like a whole different world. Like, why is she staying with him if he's cheating? Why does she keep having his kids and why is that the reason they keep getting engaged? Hell, why does everyone care about the price of engagement rings??

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 6 місяців тому +6

      Yes.

    • @Psychobabble6
      @Psychobabble6 6 місяців тому +25

      When I got into the dating scene, I told my queer roommate, “Man, straight dating is fucked.” She thought for a second about how rude she was allowed to get and said, “Yeah you’re all a mess.”

    • @labochstone
      @labochstone 6 місяців тому +14

      with the price its “you gave her 3400 worth of rings and have the nerve to ask for the money back like you spent all that much”

    • @moongem4489
      @moongem4489 6 місяців тому +15

      I'm in a straight relationship but equally confused. I'm knocking on wood every day because I do not want to go back into the dating game. Shit's wild out there.

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 6 місяців тому

      @@moongem4489 Same for me, I have absolutely given up on finding a partner because of the trend for aspiring to a rubbish heap.

  • @margaretdowling4200
    @margaretdowling4200 6 місяців тому +40

    THANK YOU for tagging Lolo and Olay in the description. I can’t tell you how many times I try to find someone’s channels after a video and creators don’t tag them

  • @soshiangel90
    @soshiangel90 6 місяців тому +69

    I desperately need more of this trio because this madness went by way too fast!

  • @Katze4
    @Katze4 6 місяців тому +29

    0:03 I'm not gonna lie, at the start of the video Alex looks really green screened in, or like a cardboard cut-out, and I find that hilarious.

  • @blacxthornE
    @blacxthornE 6 місяців тому +166

    This is the first time I'm seeing Olay and she carried this video. I like the idea of them defending different sides. Please do more of these; hopefully with a more ambiguous case next time.

  • @cjmilliam8275
    @cjmilliam8275 6 місяців тому +20

    That dark wing duck comment took me out😂😂 I love Olay already, I need her to be a recurring guest

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 6 місяців тому +2

      The fucking second I heard that joke I was like oh this video is going to be unreal

  • @theTastiestNacho
    @theTastiestNacho 6 місяців тому +16

    please, Olay is so funny and she bouces off of Alex so well. She really fills up the room with energy and lets Alex feed on it and shine. I love people like that, that instead of stealing the spotlight for themselves drag people to it with them. I am begging Jarvis to keep bringing her for this series, this was so much fun

  • @SuperAH1985
    @SuperAH1985 6 місяців тому +122

    The fact that all the women, all of them including our lawyer friend Olay, saw the fuckery coming a mile away. This man couldn't hide anything. Also, at about 14.15 the way all 3 of them sat there with their mikes looking perplexed...that was all of us. P.s. hilarious with the old school dial up sounds

  • @monicarenee7949
    @monicarenee7949 6 місяців тому +54

    I love how Olay is herself EVERYWHERE lol. She’s so down to earth but still about her business

  • @melancholymyth
    @melancholymyth 6 місяців тому +120

    i NEED more of olay and lolo arguing with jarvis in between

  • @artespeck8091
    @artespeck8091 2 місяці тому +2

    “Hes a sicko. Hes sick. Hes a sick man. This man clearly just wanted to meet Steve Harvey at her expense” 😭🙏🏻

  • @bogella2225
    @bogella2225 6 місяців тому +4

    I took 1 law class in college. The only thing I remember is to not propose from thanksgiving to Valentine’s Day because in that that time frame there are a lot of holidays where giving a ring is a common gift.

  • @epicsheppeck
    @epicsheppeck 6 місяців тому +92

    i am obsessed with olay, please never stop doing this series

  • @predaderpgaming1042
    @predaderpgaming1042 6 місяців тому +31

    All three of these people are wonderful

  • @BeepBeepBeepBEEPSBXGG
    @BeepBeepBeepBEEPSBXGG 6 місяців тому +103

    Jarvis has blessed the Jarvlings with a new video!!!

  • @gracedell
    @gracedell 6 місяців тому +4

    i’m in love with olay. she’s my new favorite person oh my gosh. i was struggling to keep from laughing out loud in the kitchen at 3 am

  • @darrenpoppleton6661
    @darrenpoppleton6661 6 місяців тому +39

    This is a week of my different UA-cam worlds colliding. Olay is so awesome. Her appearance on the breakfast club ripping Eric Adams a new one is amazing.

  • @skyekeating349
    @skyekeating349 6 місяців тому +84

    I'm going to guess he bought the first ring cheap at a pawn shop immediately after learning she was pregnant. He may have done the same thing three times. That would explain why they were so cheap and also didn't fit.

    • @fanime1
      @fanime1 6 місяців тому

      How'd he get the same ring twice though? That's what blows my mind!

  • @born2Bgoth
    @born2Bgoth 6 місяців тому +102

    jarvis, you've always been gorgeous but something about that mustache lately has been KILLING it. you look good, man, love your content.

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 6 місяців тому +8

      set of solid stashies in this vid, a trio if one counts The Honorable Judge Harvey

  • @xtuffcookiex
    @xtuffcookiex 2 місяці тому +1

    I need more of these please! The dynamic and commentary was so much fun to watch.

  • @MegKaylee
    @MegKaylee 6 місяців тому +8

    I heard “Greg Abbott exposé” and sprinted to Olay’s channel. Her energy and 0 tolerance for BS are just amazing 👏🤣

  • @SkeleTea
    @SkeleTea 6 місяців тому +43

    Olay brought a great energy to the group and raised the funny ness all around, I hope she comes back

  • @chimmy8095
    @chimmy8095 6 місяців тому +60

    Completely unrelated, but I can’t get over the accent switch of Olay. I’m from the Bahamas I don’t know if anyone else is familiar with a Bahamian or other Caribbean accents, but it’s so similar. 4:49 & 6:19

    • @stacy_bee
      @stacy_bee 6 місяців тому +13

      Both my parents are Caribbean and I was thinking the same thing while watching!! I kept thinking “where is she FROM?!!”” lol

    • @cyburia
      @cyburia 6 місяців тому +4

      omg i thought the same!!!! im from the caribbean as well

    • @SirArthurTheGreat
      @SirArthurTheGreat 6 місяців тому +8

      I heard it too, I’m white midwesterner but my former boss was from Trini and my ears perked way up on a few words Olay said that had me wondering. I’m guessing she may have family from the Caribbean wether or not she’d lived there herself 100%

    • @Bajanqtay2012
      @Bajanqtay2012 6 місяців тому +10

      She's Bahamian

  • @eh7322
    @eh7322 6 місяців тому +17

    Olay is absolutely hysterical, another vote for a permanent place on the "forcing lawyers to watch judge shows" LOL

  • @lanceelliott2504
    @lanceelliott2504 6 місяців тому +2

    9:37 the look of absolute FEAR on his face seeing how Olay will react to what this man just said is hilarious

  • @podgy5
    @podgy5 3 місяці тому +1

    I love this group together 😂😂 Having them back up the separate people involved is sending me

  • @maureenrobertshaw7375
    @maureenrobertshaw7375 6 місяців тому +64

    In the state of Minnesota, as a matter of law, engagement rings are a conditional gift dependent on the marriage taking place. If you get married, the ring is yours to keep, but if the marriage does not take place, it must be returned.

    • @MissThaaang
      @MissThaaang 6 місяців тому +8

      I thought I was losing my mind, thank you for this comment. From MN and I was like waaaaait but I returned my engagement ring instead of going to court lol😂

    • @averysspookshowspectacular6205
      @averysspookshowspectacular6205 6 місяців тому +6

      I had to look it up to be sure because I thought that wasn't right when she said that. I'm also from MN, but I think it's a conditional gift in a lot of places. Which makes sense, as I see it.

    • @cheezitza9639
      @cheezitza9639 6 місяців тому +5

      @@averysspookshowspectacular6205 IT appears to be more common for it to be a conditional gift, than not. Seems strange for Olay to frame it as if it's a federal law rather than "state-to-state".

    • @Cyntaria
      @Cyntaria 6 місяців тому +4

      Even if it wasn't a conditional gift, I don't understand people who would want to keep their engagement ring. It would torment me whenever I see it and because of the meaning behind it, I'd feel guilty selling it too. My ex was preparing to propose when I caught him cheating and if I had waited or he'd already proposed, I would've left the ring on our bed that morning I left to fly back to my parents for him to see when he came back from his mum's place that evening. That's if I didn't take it off and throw it on the ground next to the couch he was sleeping on when I woke him up to dump him instead.
      I know not everyone thinks this way and many people would have no trouble selling or keeping it, I just don't understand it myself.

    • @averysspookshowspectacular6205
      @averysspookshowspectacular6205 6 місяців тому +5

      @Cyntaria I think the people who keep them are doing it out of pettiness. I don't know why anyone would want to keep that tie to someone they don't like otherwise.
      Also, I'm sorry for what happened with your ex. That really sucks, but good for you for dumping him instead of sticking around. If he was cheating that close to proposing to you, I doubt he would have stopped just cause you signed a paper.

  • @lightanddarkness44
    @lightanddarkness44 6 місяців тому +45

    Oh man please invite them both back! This was hilarious! I love this series. "you can’t size rings you get out of a machine” 💀💀

  • @tomdelongjohns
    @tomdelongjohns 6 місяців тому +38

    OLAY!! SHE'S SO BRILLIANT!! AND SO FUNNY!! i'm so excited to watch this

  • @Seypenni
    @Seypenni 5 місяців тому +2

    the combo of you three is amazing!! so funny and awesome. Please have them back on

  • @ghostgripe
    @ghostgripe 6 місяців тому +5

    Lolo and Olay should be on opposing sides defending steve harvey court cases more, i'm in tears

  • @angelet_mandarinax
    @angelet_mandarinax 6 місяців тому +6

    I love this two lawyers and the random guy in the middle, so cool!

  • @greendaybmt
    @greendaybmt 6 місяців тому +15

    "That's classist" then Olay making those noises killed me

  • @pirimi
    @pirimi 6 місяців тому +52

    Olay is so funny omg, every single one of her remarks were ON POINT
    queen shit really

  • @Maker0824
    @Maker0824 6 місяців тому +49

    if I'm with a partner who gives me an engagement ring that costs more than $1000 I am instantly denying the ring. I don't want one more than $500, and hopefully less than $200. I'd take one costing $50.
    To me that is a waste of money.

    • @tinykitsune0387
      @tinykitsune0387 6 місяців тому +22

      Thank you i always feel so judged by other women that i dont have a massive diamond. The “doesn’t your husband love you” drive me up the wall.

    • @makeda6530
      @makeda6530 6 місяців тому +10

      Yeah, going that high for some ring is ridiculous.

    • @casadastraphobia
      @casadastraphobia 6 місяців тому +19

      ​@@springflowersofdistantdaysright. It doesn't have to be expensive but it does have to be high quality because they're expected to last like...forever. problem is cheap rings are low quality.

  • @lydiagentry6467
    @lydiagentry6467 6 місяців тому +2

    As a jeweler who repairs and sizes engagement rings every day, this hits home 😂 I’m with Olay lol

  • @apallo.11
    @apallo.11 6 місяців тому +98

    obsessed with Olay and her energy, she might tell u a joke!! but she will never tell a LIE!!!!!!!!