If i could choose my introduction to a show or YT channel as a guest i’d want to act like ive been kidnapped, but very subtly but obviously enough so its a known joke
I would honestly love a whole series of this! Judge Steve Harvey is so morbidly fascinating but I NEED the buffer of levelheaded people to tolerate it lmao
@@woadxqueen666 It’s a quest we must all complete at one time or another. Please reply with any new interesting facts you learn going down the Steve rabbit hole.
As a records clerk in a county court, screenshots are the spiciest part of bad divorces. I've seen the most embarrassing sexy talk, awkward nudes, and lots of sex worker solicitations. So just remember that, if you're married, your bad deeds might become public court record
As a sex worker its always on my mind that a court worker will probably see my messages with the gross married men who see me 😂 i get a chuckle out of it, thank you for your service
"that was devastating to both men and women" good summary of all of Steve Harvey's life advice. I still cringe when women tell me they read and love his relationship book
@@meifennellysieu7510 Especially because what he did can easily be done with a a fork/spoon. Like Steve do you not put food in your mouth with eating utensils?
depends if u place that sushi on his tummy like a cute little boy plate and eat it off dripping soy sauce off him, nah, but if you eat his butt after, yes.
Does it cancel out if you eat the sushi on or in his butt though? 🤔 Because you aren’t eating his butt after eating the sushi, you are eating both at the same time.
The way Steve was sexualizing eating with chopsticks...you can make all those same gestures with a fork. Does he just think eating with utensils is sexual???
@@maybemablemaples2144nah. it's more likely that he got called attractive and he took it as an insult because it came from a man. there's not a gay bone in his body🤣
@@luna10617 hello have you seen some of his fits? He always struck me as trying too hard to be super masc at all times because of how much he loves looking good. Now I'm not gonna say he's DL but he might've looked 👀
I mean I don't think its as problematic as Dr Phil. Seems like the participants here are at least aware of the circus that's going on and have probably signed monetary deals to get the financial settlements they were looking for anyways. The same cannot be said for Dr Phil who seems to be actively exploiting vulnerable people.
Also i would like to say, as someone who has only ever had contact with these sorts of american tv shows by yt reaction videos and short clips, i always thought Doctor Phill and Steve Harvey were the same person. It was only when i was watching a Big Joel video about Dr. Phill house of hate that i realized De Phill is not black, which i was *sure* he was, and something started to feel off. It was only later it dawned on me that they are, in fact, two completely different men. I mean... technically. They blend together in my mind quite seamlessly, it's weird.
Jarvis, you only get a security deposit back from an apartment if you don’t damage the apartment and leave it in the condition you found it in. Seeing as the man hurt the woman by cheating on her, she’s arguing he lost the deposit and shouldn’t get any of his deposit returned. Their relationship deposit perfectly mirrors how security deposits on apartments function.
@ville__ Yes, you would be required to pay all of it upfront. There’s rare occasions where decent landlords might return any amount of the unused deposit even after you’ve broken the agreement, and they needed to use some of the money to make repairs. They’re not required to though. I reckon this is why the woman was attempting to counter sue or whatever because the man didn’t pay all of the deposit to begin with. This is something she honestly should’ve required before entering into the agreed relational contract, lmao. All of this is insane though.
Landlords absolutely cannot keep 100% of the security deposit unless they can prove, with payment receipts, that they needed 100% of it to pay for all the damage you did. There is no jurisdiction where they're allowed to keep a 2000$ deposit to pay for 100$ of rug cleaning.
The guy was the one that cheated but then Steve went off on the woman at the end not to be "giving it away like a potato chip". Like wtf make it make sense!!!
It's because Steve Harvey is a raging misogynist 🙃 there's a guy on TT/FB who's doing a series breaking down the misogyny and just absolutely wild takes from his relationship advice book
@@shani-just-shani Do you remember the name of that guy? I remember that my mother used to LOVE Steve Harvey and even bought his book. It seemed like the dumbest thing possible to me how _he_ could ever be a role model and a voice *women* would trust.
“You can’t get back money from a woman.” But Steve, this is why they came to a judge (like you’re pretending to be) with the authority to command said return of money.
@@queencleopatra007It’s an Asian fetishization thing. To some people anything Eastern is just inherently sensual…. even when it’s literally just eating.
Oh stop it lol gen z and millennials are just as bad, we just got alot of people acting on social media like they are some infallible perfect person with vanilla interests when they really freaky af behind closed doors. Especially older gen z lol I'm right on the cusp of millennial and gen z and the gen z people I've dated/hooked up with seem so innocent online and in public but are straight up wild with their kinks and sht. I'm not complaining or putting them down though, ain't nothing wrong with enjoying nasty (but consensual) sex and being good at it. I thought we were past this prude fake nonsense shaming people for being sexual as human beings.
I legitimately JUST got that Alex's username is supposed to read "lol overruled" and I had been so confused reading "lo lover ruled" for longer than I would like to admit
“Lawyer explains hey girlie texts” incredible Tbh I’m generally in favor of people making stuff up to be on court tv, apparently it pays well enough to be worth it to a decent amount of people Edit Judge Steve Harvey *should not be TV-PG.*
0:02 I always thought it was you saying Gold in the background until I recently re-watched Astin Powers and heard goldmember, say "I love golllddd" and that's where it came from. I swear you don't sound like Micheal Myers doing a purposefully bad impression of a Dutch person.
14:43 it's not about the nature of sensuality,it's about homophobia,(technically it's about misogyny as homophobes see non het people as "weaker ,"feminine" people which is to compare them to women ,as to them women are weaker,lesser). Also a bit of orientalism
@@NylaTheWolf you don't get it with your bros, as in, you don't want your bros to see you like that. the same would not apply to women and their female friends.
@@bigchooch4434 I don't totally agree with the take either, but saying it's "completely incorrect" is a bit harsh. I think it's a plausible take that Harvey's being homophobic, even if I don't agree. You don't have to be super rude to everyone you disagree with. Also, I think they have a point with the orientalism, because Harvey *is* sexualising chopsticks, and it's pretty common to sexualize the heck out of east Asian culture.
the idea that steve harvey couldn't retire back when he first hosted family feud is ridiculous. that man could probably retire just off what he spends on his teeth, suits, and stache care products
some men always seem to think that a girl being attractive to more people = her throwing herself at those people. it's almost like they think they can get whatever they want🤔
@@luna10617 I still think dressing up all scantily clad for work to sexually appeal to drunks is something you should have a conversation with your partner about regardless of whether or not you're doing sex work. I wouldn't call being a stripper sex work either (then again I also think strip joints are a weird waste of money, hire an escort instead of paying to be blue-balled, dude) and that's something I think most people would also at least have a conversation about with their partner before going into.
I'd _hope_ men also move on but never forget. Its probably not normal to forget your significant other cheating on you. That's not a thing _we_ do, its a thing the brain does. All of them. All brains.
Right that was such a weird angle. Everyone should find ways to move on from their pain, but still not forget who hurt them and how. That's just good sense, and how we learn and gain experience!
The fact that the guy is apparently a serial cheater but his gf just takes him back unconditionally (and Steve even gets in a lecture to the woman about how to act right) is just sending all the worst messages to the audience.
Love me some LoLo. On a side note, the fact that Steve finds the use of chopsticks to be erotic is one of the wildest self reports in a while. PS - Steve’s not only a misogynistic, he also openly fetishizes Asian women.
Also my thought. I thought she was gonna use that as a strike against him! I suppose it depends on where she worked and how old she and My'ron were at the time. If they were teenagers or very early 20s, and she had a job waiting tables, I could see an awkward but well-meaning boyfriend taking his parents to the restaurant on her shift to meet his new girlfriend. Weird but a little sweet. But they met in college and she worked a 'conservative office job,' like wtf? I'm imagining the trio of My'ron and his parents just rolling up to her desk in front of her boss and her colleagues! AND THEN, him recounting this years later as a normal, even proud thing he did! 😂😂😂 This poor woman..
What we don't appreciate is that Judge Harvey dismissed the case under Federal Rule 12 with prejudice and without leave to amend because plaintiff failed to state a claim upon which relief could be granted.
The lyric part GOT me. He’s dropping bars left and right at 4:20 sounded like Close Friends by Lil Baby “*We started off as close friends* Somehow you turned into my girlfriend *We used to tell each other everything*”
Does Steve Harvey not realize that millions of people eat exclusively with chopsticks? Just such an odd thing to say all around 🤣Can only imagine how freaked out he'd be to learn that even people who are related to each other will eat with chopsticks together lmao
Jarvis, I hate to tell you, but you only get the deposit back if you pay it in full, follow all the rules, and then move. If you don't pay the full deposit, you don't get it back and you don't get access
@@shiannafoxx yep- or in my case, just knew that anyone renting from them couldn’t afford a lawyer at the time (and the stats on judges ruling in favor of landlords is heavily skewed against tenants, making it feel even more like an unwinnable battle). My landlord cut a giant hole in my kitchen wall because they lost the keys to the utility closet. Then stole my security deposit to fix it.
Yep, I left the same comment before I saw yours. If he violated the terms of their relationship deposit then he wouldn’t get his deposit back at the end of the relationship. This is how security deposits work for apartments and other rentals.
@@shiannafoxx very very true. I meant to address the more basic understanding of what function a deposit, whether a security deposit on an apartment or the appointment deposit for a tattoo or what have you. You'll hear no argument from me about the fact that many landlords do not abide by their own contracts or twist contracts in their favor
yep. and honestly the metaphor still works even if he did everything flawlessly bc 'getting the deposit back' in this case would be the two of them getting back together permanently and sharing their lives and money and resources with each other
Your honor, While I understand bank robbery is wrong I'd like to mention that time only moves forward and me and bank of america have changed a lot over the past couple weeks. I feel like we can put this behind us, money under the bridge as it were. And that's why I should go free today.
Deposits can be non refundable. They just would usually then be applied to the cost of whatever the item or service was. An example would be that most tattoo deposits are non refundable. If you don't show up, the artist still gets paid. If you do, that deposit helps to cover the overall cost of your tattoo.
That’s what I was thinking! In my personally experience most deposits are non refundable, and the ones that are generally state they are refundable since the assumption is normally not. That’s the whole point of a deposit in many cases, often it’s to pay for the fact that they are holding some kind of good or service until you receive it and if you cancel they don’t lose out from holding it because they keep the deposit. She also specifically said it was non refundable
Steve: sushi is for dates, not for business associates... Me: because it's expensive and fancy, for special occasions? Steve: ...because chopsticks are arousing Me:... That was not on my bingo card.
Lol. Even the idea of sushi being expensive and fancy is weird to me because while there are definitely fancy sushi places, there's are also pretty cheap take-out places and grocery store sushi. And I'm not even talking about "in Japan"-That's my experience in Canada!
in 1 "court case" and I use that loosely, Steve Harvey Fetishized a culture, was a bit homophobic, and was super sexist all while the audience just laughed
I made a TikTok about this a year or so ago, I call it the “fuck up fee.” When someone fucks you over but wants another chance and you’re open to it but don’t fully trust them, have them pay a sort of security deposit (or as you say “non-refundable communication fee”) bc time is money… So if I give you another chance and you waste *my time*, my time is “covered” & fully compensated. 🥰
From what i know bottle service pays insanely well with less hours then an office job so i can fully understand why someone who looks like her would go for that
In all fairness, if this is a real "case" and these two aren't actors I could very well see the people behind the scenes making a graphic for his "receipts" of his payments instead of actually showing them as to not risk his identity getting stolen and them him bringing a lawsuit.
Since this could be a "real" case but not with a "real" judge, I can also see why they would not 100% show legit evidence that could have to much person info.
I am a law student (I see a lot of people saying ‘I’m not a lawyer but’) and I really appreciate Alex’s ability to cut to the chase! It is funny that we both apparently thought ‘wow what year is this man operating in’ when he mentioned the tort case (there are so many tort cases about horse drawn vehicles I swear)
So in the tattoo world, we have “non refundable deposits” which is a fee for scheduling and a consultation and stuff. Even if you do not follow through and get the tattoo, the tattoo artist keep that deposit as a fee for their time spent.
I live in Japan and I can confirm that sushi is ONLY eaten on dates. It was designed for that express purpose, and is never eaten with only the dudes. (Unless those dudes are on a date.) Chopsticks are, of course, used regularly for non-sushi meals as well, but we all put up large, opaque screens so we can’t see anyone else eating. It’s too intimate and sexual to see other people using chopsticks. Thank you, Steve Harvey, for sharing asian culture with your audience!
You might possibly live in Japan but the things you are saying are not true. That's not what sushi was "designed for" and everyone enjoys eating sushi. And using chopsticks is not sexual.
My dad does business with Steve Harvey (not show business but like mundane business) and at first it was through his assistant. But Judge Harvey liked ‘the cut of my dad’s jig’ and decided to work directly with my dad. He’s absolutely 100% as bizarre irl as he is on tv lmao I’m convinced he either constantly believes he’s being filmed 24/7 or he just goes through life thinking these wacky things are just happening around him
My husband : I wish you would dress up and get out of bed more often (I have been suffering from depression so it's support) This guy: she's too good of a woman
@@whatever3145 it is. I have even had to put myself into a residential mental health program this year, which is like one step down from a psych ward. I spent one month away from home and in the care of mental health professionals. I'm trying to not fall back into the habit I was in of only getting out of bed to use the bathroom essentially. My husband trying to encourage me to get up, get dressed up, go outside, enjoy life is supportive. There's nothing wrong with encouraging those you love. There are limits and individual situations but each person's situation is different.
@@bec7080 It comes off a little... Idk, judgemental? in just text form, but so long as it's been said with care and gentleness and you've expressed no signs of discomfort- all the power to ya both. Having someone you want to make happy can be an excellent reason to make yourself do things you might otherwise put off doing. And if hubby expressing that he misses the you that would dress up nice and go out to eat with him- or even just the you that would change into sweatpants to fold laundry while sitting on the couch- if that helps you make that extra bit of effort, great. I wish you both a good life together.
@@animeartist888 I understand that you feel like it's judgemental but I feel like once I clarified that I not only have been in a depressive state but had been so frozen in place at one point that the only way I overcame it was to commit myself that it would be clear that he's trying to ensure that I'm not back to that point. I enjoy getting dressed up. Even if it's just to be in the house. It makes me happy. Leaving the house is important. It's one of the goals I set with my therapist and psychiatrist when I left the mental hospital (less than 2 months ago). I know that there's people online who don't know that they are in negative situations but there's times to kind of let it go. If someone clarifies something up front that they know might sound negative with a "there's a reason for this" and then even clarifies further it's not really important to dig in I'm sorry to sound defensive but I like... Have an entire mental health team before and now that know what I need and someone telling me to get up even in down and that I'm way too up with I'm up is that.
jarvis having no idea what the “hey girlie” text meant is so wholesome.. like tell me no one’s ever had to send one to you or about you without telling me 😭
I love how sexually repressed people go out of their way to sexualize everything… next thing you know, eating with a fork or a spoon will be too scandalous to do 🙄💀
@@Dkgowjust because you sexualize people for doing something doesn't mean that they intend to come off that way when they're minding their own business. keep your pervy thoughts to yourself
What i love/hate about Steve Harvey is that although he's obviously an old conservative black patriarch, something I'm familiar with, he also speaks in riddles in such a way that I almost forgive him. The "don't give yourself away like potato chips" sounds whimsical and fun even though I KNOW he's objectifying her
yeah he’s got natural charisma, so I could never hate him completely, like he seems like he’d be a fun hang regardless of his opinions-very frustrating
If you find yourself wondering whether the next thing out of Steve Harvey's mouth might be something sexist, it's definitely gonna be something sexist. To quote one of my favorite artists and favorite people in general on the matter: _"F*CK STEVE HARVEY"_ -Tyler, the Creator
In light of Dar man bingo not coming back for very good reasons, what if we did Judge Steve Harvey bingo? Couple of spaces could be: Something needlessly sexualized, Bad analogy, Misquote/misinterpreted law, sexism, etc
I think Steve Harvey forgets these are supposed to be legal situations. Like okay? You spent money on your gfs and wives. Thats not the same as giving someone lots of money as a deposit and them not giving it back. You cant go to court like "I spent thousands on my ex and I want it back"
It takes nearly all my concentration to eat with chopsticks, I’m not out here looking at other people, much less giving them eyes or trying to feed them 😂😂😂
20:12 Security deposits outside of residential tenancy are often non refundable. For example, a deposit for any wedding vendor. There are rules in some states against security deposits being nonrefundable for residential leases because of the unfair bargaining in that situation. At least in Arizona, you can require nonrefundable security deposits in most other situations.
So in Atlanta chicken wings are like a ubiquitous thing - Magic City (where she probably worked lol) is FAMOUS for their wings - they're supposed to be delicious - so I guess it's like oh they have sushi everywhere in vegas it's nbd. And... idk. I've been to vegas twice and they have sushi but it was all the cantonese/taiwanese food i noticed not sushi, it's a big tourist spot for chinese high rollers so they tend to have good asian street food.
Imagine being in court for murder and your defense to that is “Your honor, that was very, very, very, very far in the past”
"We've moved on from the murder" 😭
so the statute of limitations
@lizzietrot2522 which is dumb af, tbh.
It shouldn't exist.
@@lizzietrot2522I don’t think there’s a statute of limitations for murder?? If there is one that’d be wild
@@lizzietrot2522yeah there isn’t one for murder, at least not in the USA
I like to imagine when she caught him cheating, she immediately started running the numbers and is like "damn, this is gonna cost you"
She's so right for that
Queen behaviour tbh
Getting the bag 🏃🏿♀️
it's very 'diary of a mad black woman' of her
Alex definitely wants to be there and wasn’t kidnapped or anything to endure the torture that is Steve Harvey
Legally I cannot say otherwise
Which one is Alex?
@@TheOmniWarrior Alex is Jarvis’s guest
If i could choose my introduction to a show or YT channel as a guest i’d want to act like ive been kidnapped, but very subtly but obviously enough so its a known joke
GUYS
Why does jarvis not follow alex on insta?????
I would honestly love a whole series of this! Judge Steve Harvey is so morbidly fascinating but I NEED the buffer of levelheaded people to tolerate it lmao
Same!
Imagine one where they're in the background because they went to the filming! 🙏
This is exactly how I feel about so much of the insane media my fav commentary channels react to, I need the buffer to endure it haha
Yup!
this for all the weird tv shows that are far too awful to watch unfiltered lmao
It’s comical hearing relationship advice from Steve who cheated on his wife then divorced her to be with his mistress.
Ok fine I'll go down the rabbit hole of Steve Harvey
@@woadxqueen666 It’s a quest we must all complete at one time or another. Please reply with any new interesting facts you learn going down the Steve rabbit hole.
@@woadxqueen666How was the rabbit hole?
Here for this update
And apparently she was his wife’s bestie… MESSYYYYYYYY but I’m sure he blames the women
As a records clerk in a county court, screenshots are the spiciest part of bad divorces. I've seen the most embarrassing sexy talk, awkward nudes, and lots of sex worker solicitations. So just remember that, if you're married, your bad deeds might become public court record
Holy shit dream job 👀👀 my nosy ass would love doing that
oooh what are the qualifications for that type of job if you don’t mind me asking? like do you need a law degree?
"that body of yours is absurd"
As a sex worker its always on my mind that a court worker will probably see my messages with the gross married men who see me 😂 i get a chuckle out of it, thank you for your service
@@BaddeGrassewhat percentage of your clientele is married?
"that was devastating to both men and women" good summary of all of Steve Harvey's life advice. I still cringe when women tell me they read and love his relationship book
I remember thinking it had good advice in it when I was a high-schooler lmao. Glad I grew out of that phase
Hard to take relationship advice from someone who cheated on his wife then left his wife to marry the woman he had an affair with.
Ew
@@TheGreatLake1998 funny how you just described my dad
@ville__ prob bc he is
"chopsticks are too sexual" is NOT a take I thought I'd ever hear
Person who eats with chopsticks daily here. Can confirm that this statement got a very blank stare and a very confused "....what?" from me.
@@meifennellysieu7510 Especially because what he did can easily be done with a a fork/spoon. Like Steve do you not put food in your mouth with eating utensils?
Fellas is it gay to use common eating utensils?
Fellas, is it gay to get sushi with another man?
depends if u place that sushi on his tummy like a cute little boy plate and eat it off dripping soy sauce off him, nah, but if you eat his butt after, yes.
Does it cancel out if you eat the sushi on or in his butt though? 🤔
Because you aren’t eating his butt after eating the sushi, you are eating both at the same time.
that's btwn u and ur homies@@TabbyWithMittens
@@jenm1 BUT WE HOMIES ARE CONFUSED
We at least wear socks
I'm gay, so yeah
The way Steve was sexualizing eating with chopsticks...you can make all those same gestures with a fork. Does he just think eating with utensils is sexual???
orientalism
^^
i literally thought he was making a reference to a cupcakke song
Yeah I don’t see how it’s sexual whatsoever other than just… Asian fetishization.
Like I think of couples sexualized food scenes in movies, its a fork not chopsticks!
Ngl the guy literally quoting hotling bling in a court environment, even if its steve harvey court, is one of the funniest things to me 😭🤣
and he quoted close friends by lil baby at the beginning
Had the tunes stuck in my head.
Steve Harvey ABSOLUTELY had a gay experience at a sushi restaurant
And he still hasn't gotten over it 😂
Some cute ass twink made him look twice and he ain't never been the same.
@@maybemablemaples2144nah. it's more likely that he got called attractive and he took it as an insult because it came from a man. there's not a gay bone in his body🤣
@@luna10617 hello have you seen some of his fits? He always struck me as trying too hard to be super masc at all times because of how much he loves looking good. Now I'm not gonna say he's DL but he might've looked 👀
@@maybemablemaples2144 most straight men try too hard to be masc🤣
This show disguises itself as a shit episode of judge Judy, but ends up becoming an episode of problematic Dr. Phil
aka every Dr Phil
At least no real families were hurt in the making of this menace?
I mean I don't think its as problematic as Dr Phil. Seems like the participants here are at least aware of the circus that's going on and have probably signed monetary deals to get the financial settlements they were looking for anyways. The same cannot be said for Dr Phil who seems to be actively exploiting vulnerable people.
@@pillbugm8914Yeah I dont think Steve Havey has ever sent a child to a wilderness torture camp
Also i would like to say, as someone who has only ever had contact with these sorts of american tv shows by yt reaction videos and short clips, i always thought Doctor Phill and Steve Harvey were the same person. It was only when i was watching a Big Joel video about Dr. Phill house of hate that i realized De Phill is not black, which i was *sure* he was, and something started to feel off. It was only later it dawned on me that they are, in fact, two completely different men. I mean... technically. They blend together in my mind quite seamlessly, it's weird.
Jarvis, you only get a security deposit back from an apartment if you don’t damage the apartment and leave it in the condition you found it in. Seeing as the man hurt the woman by cheating on her, she’s arguing he lost the deposit and shouldn’t get any of his deposit returned. Their relationship deposit perfectly mirrors how security deposits on apartments function.
don't you also need to pay all of it? he didn't
@ville__ why did you just copy paste my comment 20 hours later lmao 💀
@@violetbitch9492don't you also need to pay all of it? he didn't
@ville__ Yes, you would be required to pay all of it upfront. There’s rare occasions where decent landlords might return any amount of the unused deposit even after you’ve broken the agreement, and they needed to use some of the money to make repairs. They’re not required to though. I reckon this is why the woman was attempting to counter sue or whatever because the man didn’t pay all of the deposit to begin with. This is something she honestly should’ve required before entering into the agreed relational contract, lmao. All of this is insane though.
Landlords absolutely cannot keep 100% of the security deposit unless they can prove, with payment receipts, that they needed 100% of it to pay for all the damage you did. There is no jurisdiction where they're allowed to keep a 2000$ deposit to pay for 100$ of rug cleaning.
The guy was the one that cheated but then Steve went off on the woman at the end not to be "giving it away like a potato chip". Like wtf make it make sense!!!
You don't get it! If women didn't give it away so easily how would men cheat!
/s
is he talking about her dressing up more sexy??? 🤢🤢
@ville__ wtf bot go away
It's because Steve Harvey is a raging misogynist 🙃 there's a guy on TT/FB who's doing a series breaking down the misogyny and just absolutely wild takes from his relationship advice book
@@shani-just-shani
Do you remember the name of that guy? I remember that my mother used to LOVE Steve Harvey and even bought his book. It seemed like the dumbest thing possible to me how _he_ could ever be a role model and a voice *women* would trust.
He should just say “you’ve been harvey’d” instead of served
you've been harved
Or "you've been steve'd"
You've been.... Judged......
not the lawyer telling Jarvis about the "hey girlie" text meaning lmaoooo. amazing content! need a part 3
I love the applause sound effects for Dipper entering the frame
I'm here for Jarvis, but in that moment there is only Dipper
@@JhericFury I can like them all but Dipper is my favorite and I can't be sorry for that.
@ville__ you okay?
Steve: You’re not gonna eat sushi with your dudes because chopsticks
Asians everywhere: 👁️👄👁️
“You can’t get back money from a woman.” But Steve, this is why they came to a judge (like you’re pretending to be) with the authority to command said return of money.
I think at that moment it was Steve's 2 divorces speaking for him
Boomer sexuality is crazy. Chopsticks can be sexualized?
I don't think that's a boomer thing, just a Steve Harvey thing 😂
@@queencleopatra007 nah my dad acts the same way about different things if it challenges his projection of masculinity
@@queencleopatra007It’s an Asian fetishization thing. To some people anything Eastern is just inherently sensual…. even when it’s literally just eating.
@@KestrelDCfr it's so disgusting. honestly wouldn't be surprised if he thinks eating with naan is gay or smth
Oh stop it lol gen z and millennials are just as bad, we just got alot of people acting on social media like they are some infallible perfect person with vanilla interests when they really freaky af behind closed doors. Especially older gen z lol I'm right on the cusp of millennial and gen z and the gen z people I've dated/hooked up with seem so innocent online and in public but are straight up wild with their kinks and sht. I'm not complaining or putting them down though, ain't nothing wrong with enjoying nasty (but consensual) sex and being good at it. I thought we were past this prude fake nonsense shaming people for being sexual as human beings.
I legitimately JUST got that Alex's username is supposed to read "lol overruled" and I had been so confused reading "lo lover ruled" for longer than I would like to admit
“Lawyer explains hey girlie texts” incredible
Tbh I’m generally in favor of people making stuff up to be on court tv, apparently it pays well enough to be worth it to a decent amount of people
Edit Judge Steve Harvey *should not be TV-PG.*
“Did you just say forsaken”
“These people shouldn’t be in a relationship but they do have a cute date idea”
“What has happened to my lovely man”
“These are not my hungry boys”
He’s in the business of misery, he’s taking it from the top
He’s got a body like an hourglass that’s ticking like a clock
“You don’t go have sushi with your dudes”
Japanese office workers of every gender: hold up
Yes Steve how are chopsticks horny to you
Chopsticks are deeply unphallic I’m going to cry
Sir you doinked up nine marriages I don’t think
0:02 I always thought it was you saying Gold in the background until I recently re-watched Astin Powers and heard goldmember, say "I love golllddd" and that's where it came from. I swear you don't sound like Micheal Myers doing a purposefully bad impression of a Dutch person.
Omg I thought it was Jarvis's voice the whole time too 😂
I have watched this channel for a bit and never noticed this. Thank you for pointing this out.
i know it's gonna be good when it's got a lawyer in it
I like your pfp!!
Thankfully it's a good thing this time
me cracking open an ace attorney game i haven’t played yet
@@wildlylucky so real for that lmfaooo
The* lawyer
I guess i have to reveal to my bros that we've actually been a polycule since Sushi Go in 2016
then you've gotta take them on a second date, of course.
if she’s the best girlfriend you’ve ever had then WHY DID YOU CHEAT. jfc these men belong in the gutter and also she’s wayyyyy out of his league
She is so much prettier than that gay boy and his chopsticks
It’s honestly a shock to me that as soon as Myron said “muh conservative values”, Steve Harvey didn’t immediately go “True King!”
14:43 it's not about the nature of sensuality,it's about homophobia,(technically it's about misogyny as homophobes see non het people as "weaker ,"feminine" people which is to compare them to women ,as to them women are weaker,lesser).
Also a bit of orientalism
Wasn't his point that you don't get sushi with people who are just friends though?
@@NylaTheWolf you don't get it with your bros, as in, you don't want your bros to see you like that. the same would not apply to women and their female friends.
Absolutely L take, completely incorrect.
@@bigchooch4434 I don't totally agree with the take either, but saying it's "completely incorrect" is a bit harsh. I think it's a plausible take that Harvey's being homophobic, even if I don't agree. You don't have to be super rude to everyone you disagree with.
Also, I think they have a point with the orientalism, because Harvey *is* sexualising chopsticks, and it's pretty common to sexualize the heck out of east Asian culture.
the idea that steve harvey couldn't retire back when he first hosted family feud is ridiculous. that man could probably retire just off what he spends on his teeth, suits, and stache care products
Can we just talk about how Steve told the woman who was cheated on to not sleep around? Being a bottle service girl doesn’t equal sleeping around.
some men always seem to think that a girl being attractive to more people = her throwing herself at those people. it's almost like they think they can get whatever they want🤔
also yeah, serving bottles is not even comparable to sex work. what an idiotic take
@@luna10617
I still think dressing up all scantily clad for work to sexually appeal to drunks is something you should have a conversation with your partner about regardless of whether or not you're doing sex work.
I wouldn't call being a stripper sex work either (then again I also think strip joints are a weird waste of money, hire an escort instead of paying to be blue-balled, dude) and that's something I think most people would also at least have a conversation about with their partner before going into.
Yeah it’s like he’s got a double standard or something!
@@Rad-Dude63andathird You sound like you have a LOT of opinions on “good” women and “bad” women, dude.
He quoted Lil Baby too! “We started off as close friends we used to tell each other everything” I don’t know if this is on purpose
Oh, this show is SO unserious, lmfao
I heard that too lmao
As a couples therapist, I’m changing my job title to “Relationship Handyman”
I'd _hope_ men also move on but never forget. Its probably not normal to forget your significant other cheating on you. That's not a thing _we_ do, its a thing the brain does. All of them. All brains.
Right that was such a weird angle. Everyone should find ways to move on from their pain, but still not forget who hurt them and how. That's just good sense, and how we learn and gain experience!
@@Vi_Vi_1l
The fact that the guy is apparently a serial cheater but his gf just takes him back unconditionally (and Steve even gets in a lecture to the woman about how to act right) is just sending all the worst messages to the audience.
Love me some LoLo. On a side note, the fact that Steve finds the use of chopsticks to be erotic is one of the wildest self reports in a while.
PS - Steve’s not only a misogynistic, he also openly fetishizes Asian women.
I think he was trying to say eating with chopsticks is like "feminine" or "emasculating" still insane regardless
I mean if that's what he meant that means he just called billions of people feminine.
Men really can’t do anything without somebody calling them gay
@@FrenkTheJoyindeed he did
@@FrenkTheJoyThat's not really a bad thing, but it's just a weird thing to say.
@@FrenkTheJoy The west has a rich history of immasculating Asian men/culture.
Bringing your parents into her job is absolutely wild?
Also my thought. I thought she was gonna use that as a strike against him!
I suppose it depends on where she worked and how old she and My'ron were at the time. If they were teenagers or very early 20s, and she had a job waiting tables, I could see an awkward but well-meaning boyfriend taking his parents to the restaurant on her shift to meet his new girlfriend. Weird but a little sweet. But they met in college and she worked a 'conservative office job,' like wtf? I'm imagining the trio of My'ron and his parents just rolling up to her desk in front of her boss and her colleagues! AND THEN, him recounting this years later as a normal, even proud thing he did! 😂😂😂 This poor woman..
As someone who’s not a lawyer, I still hate this show
“This sounds like something somebody would say after they’ve been in a car accident” I’m gonna steal that one
What we don't appreciate is that Judge Harvey dismissed the case under Federal Rule 12 with prejudice and without leave to amend because plaintiff failed to state a claim upon which relief could be granted.
why should we appreciate that exactly? lol
I like your funny words Mister magic man
"you dont go eat sushi with your dudes"
Uhh, your honor, the only times ive gone to eat sushi was with my bros, what are you on about
Me too lol. I don't know wtf he's on about.
Steve Harvey is a deeply insecure and bigoted man is what's going on there.
sushi gay
Guys, is it gay to eat sushi with the bros? Sincerely, a woman.
@@makeda6530 Yes, haven't you heard? There's always something fishy going on with sushi; best to avoid or else you'll contract the homo-globin.
The lyric part GOT me. He’s dropping bars left and right at 4:20 sounded like Close Friends by Lil Baby “*We started off as close friends*
Somehow you turned into my girlfriend
*We used to tell each other everything*”
Does Steve Harvey not realize that millions of people eat exclusively with chopsticks? Just such an odd thing to say all around 🤣Can only imagine how freaked out he'd be to learn that even people who are related to each other will eat with chopsticks together lmao
I love how the thing he did with the chopstick it’s just also something you do with a fork
fellas is it gay to eat with your mouth
Jarvis, I hate to tell you, but you only get the deposit back if you pay it in full, follow all the rules, and then move. If you don't pay the full deposit, you don't get it back and you don't get access
Unfortunately slum lords exist and they refuse to give you back your deposit. That happened to me with my last landlord because he didn't like me.
@@shiannafoxx yep- or in my case, just knew that anyone renting from them couldn’t afford a lawyer at the time (and the stats on judges ruling in favor of landlords is heavily skewed against tenants, making it feel even more like an unwinnable battle). My landlord cut a giant hole in my kitchen wall because they lost the keys to the utility closet. Then stole my security deposit to fix it.
Yep, I left the same comment before I saw yours. If he violated the terms of their relationship deposit then he wouldn’t get his deposit back at the end of the relationship. This is how security deposits work for apartments and other rentals.
@@shiannafoxx very very true. I meant to address the more basic understanding of what function a deposit, whether a security deposit on an apartment or the appointment deposit for a tattoo or what have you. You'll hear no argument from me about the fact that many landlords do not abide by their own contracts or twist contracts in their favor
yep. and honestly the metaphor still works even if he did everything flawlessly bc 'getting the deposit back' in this case would be the two of them getting back together permanently and sharing their lives and money and resources with each other
Love to see a couple of guys call out misogyny for what it is
Your honor, While I understand bank robbery is wrong I'd like to mention that time only moves forward and me and bank of america have changed a lot over the past couple weeks. I feel like we can put this behind us, money under the bridge as it were. And that's why I should go free today.
"sounds legit, case dismissed"
i mean we have to admire steve for confidently putting out so much garbage reality tv in times where its scarce 🙏🏾
alex knowing what the “hey girlie” text is is killing me 😭
Alex kinda looks like Daniel Radcliffe if he was a lumberjack (and I mean that in the best possible way)
why is this so accurate? i agree 100% and i love it 😍
“This was simultaneously devastating for men and devastating for women” is the best Steve Harvey Descriptor I’ve ever heard
Deposits can be non refundable. They just would usually then be applied to the cost of whatever the item or service was. An example would be that most tattoo deposits are non refundable. If you don't show up, the artist still gets paid. If you do, that deposit helps to cover the overall cost of your tattoo.
That’s what I was thinking! In my personally experience most deposits are non refundable, and the ones that are generally state they are refundable since the assumption is normally not. That’s the whole point of a deposit in many cases, often it’s to pay for the fact that they are holding some kind of good or service until you receive it and if you cancel they don’t lose out from holding it because they keep the deposit. She also specifically said it was non refundable
The “proof” they show reminds me of bad homemade props from Dhar Mann bingo
Steve: sushi is for dates, not for business associates...
Me: because it's expensive and fancy, for special occasions?
Steve: ...because chopsticks are arousing
Me:... That was not on my bingo card.
Lol. Even the idea of sushi being expensive and fancy is weird to me because while there are definitely fancy sushi places, there's are also pretty cheap take-out places and grocery store sushi. And I'm not even talking about "in Japan"-That's my experience in Canada!
@@mastermarkus5307 it's true in the US too, it just depends on where you are.
Wait, why did Steve buy the man a round trip ticket to restart their relationship? Doesn’t that mean the man will just visit her then return to Vegas?
Okay butttttt you'll rarely get a security deposit back for an apartment because of damages! He left her with damages too
Holy shit PLEASE continue this series, this is the most I’ve laughed from my stomach in a minute LMAOOOO. The cut to Alex on the remote date KILLED me
in 1 "court case" and I use that loosely, Steve Harvey Fetishized a culture, was a bit homophobic, and was super sexist all while the audience just laughed
I made a TikTok about this a year or so ago, I call it the “fuck up fee.” When someone fucks you over but wants another chance and you’re open to it but don’t fully trust them, have them pay a sort of security deposit (or as you say “non-refundable communication fee”) bc time is money… So if I give you another chance and you waste *my time*, my time is “covered” & fully compensated. 🥰
From what i know bottle service pays insanely well with less hours then an office job so i can fully understand why someone who looks like her would go for that
Lolo is like, the chillest lawyer I've ever seen. Glad yall are collaborating even more
Just for fun I googled it, Steve has $200 million in assets and makes about $45 million/year.
She stated it was a "non-refundable deposit. And the definitions check out. Not all deposits are "returnable".
In all fairness, if this is a real "case" and these two aren't actors I could very well see the people behind the scenes making a graphic for his "receipts" of his payments instead of actually showing them as to not risk his identity getting stolen and them him bringing a lawsuit.
Since this could be a "real" case but not with a "real" judge, I can also see why they would not 100% show legit evidence that could have to much person info.
tv and films have proven that it's easy to make fakes that aren't dogshit though lmao
“we started off as close friends and we used to tell each other everything” lol okay lil baby😂
I am a law student (I see a lot of people saying ‘I’m not a lawyer but’) and I really appreciate Alex’s ability to cut to the chase!
It is funny that we both apparently thought ‘wow what year is this man operating in’ when he mentioned the tort case (there are so many tort cases about horse drawn vehicles I swear)
Steve knows a thing or 2 about screwing up a relationship.
So in the tattoo world, we have “non refundable deposits” which is a fee for scheduling and a consultation and stuff.
Even if you do not follow through and get the tattoo, the tattoo artist keep that deposit as a fee for their time spent.
I live in Japan and I can confirm that sushi is ONLY eaten on dates. It was designed for that express purpose, and is never eaten with only the dudes. (Unless those dudes are on a date.)
Chopsticks are, of course, used regularly for non-sushi meals as well, but we all put up large, opaque screens so we can’t see anyone else eating. It’s too intimate and sexual to see other people using chopsticks.
Thank you, Steve Harvey, for sharing asian culture with your audience!
You might possibly live in Japan but the things you are saying are not true. That's not what sushi was "designed for" and everyone enjoys eating sushi. And using chopsticks is not sexual.
@@-xxMelissaxx- sweetie
@@-xxMelissaxx- love
@@-xxMelissaxx- honey... we've got some news to break for you
My dad does business with Steve Harvey (not show business but like mundane business) and at first it was through his assistant. But Judge Harvey liked ‘the cut of my dad’s jig’ and decided to work directly with my dad. He’s absolutely 100% as bizarre irl as he is on tv lmao
I’m convinced he either constantly believes he’s being filmed 24/7 or he just goes through life thinking these wacky things are just happening around him
To the sweet lil bb that edited this -- the dipper applause was ✨ perfection✨
You two dudes are spectacular! So funny, with some serious smarts thrown in for edification. Watching part one next. Keep 'em coming❣
jarvis still hasn't convinced me that this channel is free
Alex in court be like. Your honor he is very guilty coded
My husband : I wish you would dress up and get out of bed more often (I have been suffering from depression so it's support)
This guy: she's too good of a woman
That isn't supportive lol
@@whatever3145 it is. I have even had to put myself into a residential mental health program this year, which is like one step down from a psych ward. I spent one month away from home and in the care of mental health professionals.
I'm trying to not fall back into the habit I was in of only getting out of bed to use the bathroom essentially.
My husband trying to encourage me to get up, get dressed up, go outside, enjoy life is supportive. There's nothing wrong with encouraging those you love. There are limits and individual situations but each person's situation is different.
@@bec7080 It comes off a little... Idk, judgemental? in just text form, but so long as it's been said with care and gentleness and you've expressed no signs of discomfort- all the power to ya both. Having someone you want to make happy can be an excellent reason to make yourself do things you might otherwise put off doing. And if hubby expressing that he misses the you that would dress up nice and go out to eat with him- or even just the you that would change into sweatpants to fold laundry while sitting on the couch- if that helps you make that extra bit of effort, great. I wish you both a good life together.
@@animeartist888 I understand that you feel like it's judgemental but I feel like once I clarified that I not only have been in a depressive state but had been so frozen in place at one point that the only way I overcame it was to commit myself that it would be clear that he's trying to ensure that I'm not back to that point.
I enjoy getting dressed up. Even if it's just to be in the house. It makes me happy. Leaving the house is important. It's one of the goals I set with my therapist and psychiatrist when I left the mental hospital (less than 2 months ago).
I know that there's people online who don't know that they are in negative situations but there's times to kind of let it go. If someone clarifies something up front that they know might sound negative with a "there's a reason for this" and then even clarifies further it's not really important to dig in
I'm sorry to sound defensive but I like... Have an entire mental health team before and now that know what I need and someone telling me to get up even in down and that I'm way too up with I'm up is that.
@@whatever3145 It is. As a single person with depression I genuinely wish I had that.
jarvis having no idea what the “hey girlie” text meant is so wholesome.. like tell me no one’s ever had to send one to you or about you without telling me 😭
I love how sexually repressed people go out of their way to sexualize everything… next thing you know, eating with a fork or a spoon will be too scandalous to do 🙄💀
Spoons have always been, have you ever seen someone eat ice cream?
@@Dkgowjust because you sexualize people for doing something doesn't mean that they intend to come off that way when they're minding their own business. keep your pervy thoughts to yourself
@@Dkgowweird
@@Dkgow…what..? I’m so confused, especially on why you’d pick ice cream as an example when it’s mainly eaten by children..??
@ville__ im not letting a robot like you tell me what’s sexy or not LMAO
What i love/hate about Steve Harvey is that although he's obviously an old conservative black patriarch, something I'm familiar with, he also speaks in riddles in such a way that I almost forgive him. The "don't give yourself away like potato chips" sounds whimsical and fun even though I KNOW he's objectifying her
yeah he’s got natural charisma, so I could never hate him completely, like he seems like he’d be a fun hang regardless of his opinions-very frustrating
25:47 i need you to know i got SO FUCKING EXCITED hearing “torts law” and “in the 1800’s” right here that i had to pause
If you find yourself wondering whether the next thing out of Steve Harvey's mouth might be something sexist, it's definitely gonna be something sexist. To quote one of my favorite artists and favorite people in general on the matter:
_"F*CK STEVE HARVEY"_ -Tyler, the Creator
In light of Dar man bingo not coming back for very good reasons, what if we did Judge Steve Harvey bingo? Couple of spaces could be: Something needlessly sexualized, Bad analogy, Misquote/misinterpreted law, sexism, etc
This is an amazing idea! I hope Jarvis sees this
Steve’s comments about the sushi and chopsticks were honestly pretty gross and disrespectful. They perpetrate the over-sexualisation of Asian women.
Lmao that’s a stretch
@@manda-om9ls Not a stretch, I was thinking the same thing.
I was thinking about Asian men, he must hood so nasty views about them too
Absolutely, but they were also very homophobic.
@@Eden21425 I am chronically bad at seeing metaphors, I can see the over sexualization of asian culture but what part was homophobic?
I think Steve Harvey forgets these are supposed to be legal situations. Like okay? You spent money on your gfs and wives. Thats not the same as giving someone lots of money as a deposit and them not giving it back. You cant go to court like "I spent thousands on my ex and I want it back"
Appreciate the lawyers explanation of the hey girlie text
It takes nearly all my concentration to eat with chopsticks, I’m not out here looking at other people, much less giving them eyes or trying to feed them 😂😂😂
Steve be saying racist and sexist stuff all the time and people act like his words are Bible. 😭
20:12 Security deposits outside of residential tenancy are often non refundable. For example, a deposit for any wedding vendor. There are rules in some states against security deposits being nonrefundable for residential leases because of the unfair bargaining in that situation. At least in Arizona, you can require nonrefundable security deposits in most other situations.
He doesn't look like Griffin, he looks like the dad from cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
if you walk into a room and you're not the only one dressed as Peter Griffin, you just met your soulmate.
Steve Harvey is the type of guy to not eat with chopsticks around other men so they don't think he's gay
If you have to quote drake as your defense. You're going to jail.
y’all NEED to do a judge steve bingo 🙏
Steve is just rock hard in Japanese restaurants watching people use chopsticks.
So in Atlanta chicken wings are like a ubiquitous thing - Magic City (where she probably worked lol) is FAMOUS for their wings - they're supposed to be delicious - so I guess it's like oh they have sushi everywhere in vegas it's nbd. And... idk. I've been to vegas twice and they have sushi but it was all the cantonese/taiwanese food i noticed not sushi, it's a big tourist spot for chinese high rollers so they tend to have good asian street food.
The original video of this was HOW I found the channel! It's already circled back!😁❤️
I love people judging judges. The best content. ❤
The original video of this was HOW I found the channel! It's already circled back!😁❤️
8:59 introducing your doggo into the scene like a sitcom character was really enjoyable honestly
1:43 he looks like Dracula ffs 🤣
So many people just keep wanting to act they're still single while being in a committed relationship.
Steve harvey saying chopsticks are too feminine for men? Isnt that racist af? 15:06
Yeah that definitely is
Yes. Yes it is.