Publicity Stunts That Turned Deadly
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@brainblaze6526 if you think it's bad to scratch your face after handling a Chili, then try taking a leak, forgetting that you just have handled Chili.
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I can get Vessi in my country, just not in my size. I guess I'll stick with New Balance. I can buy 3 pairs in my size for the price of one pair of Vessi, in case one gets wet.
Hershey contains Butic acid and that can only be found from one place on earth.. Human Vomit 🤢
Actually nice products. Surprisingly.
Nestle doesn't kill people for publicity. They do it for fun. Allegedly.
Nahhhhh, they just take them and force them to work in factories, in my opinion that is!
@captainspaulding5963 I knew nestle was hiring oompa loompas
plot twist, nestle is a part of the kkk, all their employees are rich white people, but everyone thinks they use only slave labor, in reality they all just get covered in chocolate powder so nobody can see their skin color.
I thought they did it out of compulsion. Like serial killers.
@@captainspaulding5963with crap safety oversight so dead employees are just a minor line item in the budget.
“Chunder” alone establishes Australia as the home of the most hilarious English slang
Now the song makes sense
I am discombobulated that you think Australia beats the southern US. And I am not saying to a start cuddywumpus over this. As a lagniappe, consider the term "boocoo".
@@Bacopa68 great examples, I had fun looking those up. However I maintain chunder is superior (along with so much other great Aussie slang like bogan, dinkum, bonzo, and of course crikey) because it’s an onomatopoeia.
@@MichaelEilersagree 100% you took most of the ones that came to mind but mozzies for mosquitoes and sparries for asparagus are a few more
@Bacopa68 I'm from North Carolina, we spell it Cattywampus, and you didn't even use it in the right context, Cattywampus is an adjective. Cattywampus means "fucked up," one can't "start" a Cattywampus. Discombobulated isn't a Southern term, and you used it in the wrong context, you could be bemused or confounded, but not discombobulated, and you also used lagniappe incorrectly.
Also, you misspelled AND misused beaucoup*
Have you ever even been to the south? Literally everything you said is wrong. It looks like you just Googled Cajun words then misspelled and misused them 😆
I always laugh when the “Learning Stuff with Fact Boy” card pops up, but this time was exceptionally funny.
“People die.” Yes, they do. 😂
so close to the best fate quote "people die when they're killed"
The meme master/editor has amazing timing for when to do what appropriate memes. He’s underpaid. I don’t care if he’s a top paid person in his field, he’s underpaid.
I said what I said.
@@eeik5150 I think he's a she
I had water intoxication in basic training and almost died. That shit is legitimately no joke and also the headache from my brain swelling is the worst pain I’ve ever experienced. It was like jackhammers trying to explode my head from the inside. Zero chance I would have survived another half hour.
Why would you have water intoxication in basic training ?
You are not required to chug water I hope
@@zurielsss Full range gear + 90 degrees + 90% humidity + incomplete diet + 8 canteen of water in about five hours.
@NJRDC
Yeah. That'll do it..
@zurielsss once during some training, our platoon sergeants decided that they wanted to drain the "water buffalo" (mobile water supply trailer). Must have drunk like four canteens of water. Yes, we were ordered to drink.
I have also experienced this, post boot camp. It is not a fun experience at all.
6:01 I think Simon is deliberately trolling us now. "Torchilla tip"?!? What dafuq is a torchilla tip?! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Ok... I'm glad someone else heard that.. I know that I'm high af, but I ain't that fucking high... But it seems apparent that Simon is.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@the80hdgaming I always catch his weird reversing of letters. Don't forget, he renamed the channel "Blain Braze" last year and it's really been the driving force behind all these malaprops that sneak into all these videos.
8:56 'Not for human cunsruption'
11:05 Surely someone else noticed as well 🤣
I heard "chortilla tip" 😂
@@the80hdgamingI'm stone cold sober cos it's morning. You heard correctly.
2:05 - Mid roll ads
3:20 - Back to the video
4:40 - Chapter 1 - The one chip challenge
12:30 - Chapter 2 - Hold your wee for a wii
20:55 - Chapter 3 - Late late breakfast show
Ty
Not-Sam is doing a great job with the editing! Thanks, Lorelei!
Thank you!
@@EveryFairyDies that's username and a half XD
Seconded, came to the comments to say this! Great Job, Lorelei!
@@xrimn9294 Thanks so much!
@@rapcheeIndeed. It sounds like a threat to try and get out of the basement. Unfortunately Fact Boi is a cynic and doesn't believe in fairies so Lorelei is stuck with Danny, Sam and the rest.
It must be getting crowded down there. 😂
I had a friend who used to work in a bio company of some sort. He did work with capsaicin. So of course he was required to wear gloves. But he realized that he had a thick skin which had no reaction to capsaicin. So he thrown gloves away and it was quite comfortable until he went to a toilet. He came to the toilet, pulled down his pants, pulled his manly part out and grabbed it with his hand to improve his aim. Remnants of capsaicin on his hand readily jumped ship and he quickly became a proud owner of extremely irritated and swollen male appendage. His eyes immediately became full of tears and he wiped them promptly with his hands. Eyes quickly joined the club where his penis was already a member of. And at that point his boss walked in on him. It was a sight to behold: crying guy with pants down, full of tears with his fallos sticking out and getting bigger every second 😅
LOL OMG! LOLOLOLOLOL I can only match that: A friends friend (Bob) and a mutal friends boyfriend turned out not to be all together there. Back in the day Bob and Taz decided to enter a card game tournment: the pokemon and magic the gathering kind. Both wanted to try to get away with using some cards not aloud for tournaments. After multple beers and even more balls decided to arm wrestle for them...on the edge of a bunch of boxes. Taz wasn't both: significantly taller, heavier and dumber than Bob and neither one was all that bright. Proof? Bob: oooh genuinly thought the pretty twinkly things in the sky was dust or something . Taz once proclaimed genuine surprise the earth goes around the sun...only to go on to decide we were all trolling him somehow. So Taz and Bob rather than finding a table or to flip a coin ...used the edge of a bunch of stacked prize boxes. well Taz and bob somehow got to a stalemate untill taz leaned aaaal the way into winning bob did to...bob spent the next several months with: all of hands bones many pieces and healing, his arm gross mess, his shoulder according to doctors: "looking like the wreckage of a 2000 puzzle piece pile after a hyper active ferret and toddler had at it" it was swollen pretty much all of the time. he was high on vicodin etc.
fast forward a looong time many months at least IIRC almost 2 years long time. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL the two of them didn't learn at all: at another tournament of some sort in order to decide who pays for a bunch of new cards to to take in and get at least second place: oh I know lets T-Bag this thing that says very very hot, who ever as to shower first loses....
All I know is they both woke up an entire apartment from being in insane pane and that some of the hot sauce found it's way into the inside of there arse.
Both went to the ER...I can only imagine how they explained that episode of stupidity.
I really enjoy Not-Sam's editing and memes. Glad you joined the crew Lorelei!
As am I!
Doing the math for pounds to dollars, as well as inflation, was just above and beyond.
@@rhov-anion Well, I Googled it, but I'm the kind of person who wants to know those types of details, and I'm sure I'm not the only one, so you're welcome!
@@EveryFairyDies YES! No you're absolutely not the only one, I always end up pausing videos to go look that stuff up myself, cuz I just gotta know. PS wall of death made me laugh out loud too - excellent!
@@u-neekusername4430 Then I shall continue to add in the extra info! And glad my stupid little Wall of Death joke made you laugh!
as a long, long time monty python fan, I always expect the spanish inquisition
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
That clip from Keeping Up Appearances brings back fond memories of watching public broadcast services as a kid.
My parents subjected me to all the classic British comedies; I’m impressed how many people are familiar with Mrs Bucket!
Tycho Brahe the great scientist allegedly died from holding his urine out of politeness.
good lord, Kevin delivered on the dead mom joke. No fear entering that territory.
The only way to enter someone's dead mum is with no fear in my opinion 😂
There's never a bad time for jokes
@@ThatWriterKevin damn right. equality is having a joke for any and every situation. you pick some of the best topics
i just got to it. 👍🏾
My mom has an insane spice tolerance, so one of my stepdad's coworkers made her jerky using Carolina Reapers. She called it "tangy" and this man gave up immediately.
tell us what she thinks of Pepper X once it becomes available for the general population.
Does she smoke by any chance? Smoking kills your taste buds and sensors in your mouth making you able to tolerate stronger tastes and spices
😂😂😂 At least he could admit when he was beat!
@@deboralee1623 I'm already planning it for science 🧐
@dicksplatts007 She smoked for ten years, but my other relatives, like my grandpa, who smoked for way longer don't have her spice tolerance. So it's still a mystery. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
In the mid 90s our local rock station, WEBN, almost killed one of their interns, Jimmy the Weasel. They had him wearing the strongest nicotine patch available, while chain smoking Marlboro reds, and drinking coffee made with Water Joe, caffeine infused water.
Oh my goodness! I hope he’s ok now with no permanent long lasting damage. They tried to kill him! 😮 I can’t believe what people get away with in the name of entertainment… 😑
Had to pause immediately because that little "wuhoo" just made. My. Entire. Day.
I needed that. Thanks
Weirdly cute, isn't it?
The Tide Pod challenge started as a trick by UA-cam magicians and illusionists. Then cable news needed a new moral panic where random kids heard about the challenge. That's when the hospitalizations started
Sometimes I imagine Simon watching these and seeing all the times his editors roast him hard and get an extra bonus giggle at the thought. Grade A, editing Lorelei... You've been a great addition to the team. 😂😂
To clarify about the 8 ounce bottles of water - just to keep everyone confused and not understanding how much of anything they have is we have 2 different types of ounces. weight ones like for measuring flour, and fluid ounces. weight ounces add up into pounds while fluid ounces add up into gallons. its a weird mess that really doesnt make any sense.
They're the same. A pint is 2 cups is 16oz is 1 pound, whether liquid or solid.
Only with water
Oh, no, Simon! We don't measure liquid by weight! We just have two completely separate units named ounce and you have to figure out which is meant! 😊
We have fluid ounces in Britain too. And our pints are different to the US.
Now it's your turm to figure out which is which.
Nah just use them as a 1:1
8oz of flour is clearly a cup of flour everyone know that lol
@@alb8158wrong. 1 cup flour weighs 4.25 oz.
Fun fact, 1 fluid ounce is the volume of 1 weight ounce of water
@@Rachel_M_ When was the last time you genuinely used fluid ounces as someone from the UK or ounces for that mater
The Tide pod challenge was one of those things that might have happened once but didn’t have any real proof of existence until news stories sensationalized the idea
There were accidental ingestions from toddlers and the elderly. The "challenge" was media hype click bait-y bs.
For real, I thought it was just a meme.
That overhype of “dangerous teen trends” has happened for decades, even pre-Internet news channels would say “Hear about this dangerous new trend your kid might be doing..,it’s everywhere and could be your teen too” only for the reality to be that 99.9% of actual teens never heard of or would never do that “trend.”
Meanwhile, the media ignores or barely mentions some actual dangerous trends, like tween boys trying a cord around their neck to try auto-erotic asphyxiation, then found dead, when they didn’t get the cord off before passing out, and I have seen tragic cases that were probably this during ER rotations.
Despite it being much more widely known than it used to be, I often find myself surprised by how lightly people take the risk of water intoxication. I remember being at a rave once (water intoxication being a major cause of death among MDMA users) and a guy near me was 1) wearing a leather jacket while also 2) sweating profusely and 3) being extremely high. I'm like, well this situation is all kinds of dangerous. I told him to go get water (and he did) because I thought the sweat and leather jacket were winning out over any concerns about consuming too much water, but it can be really, really hard to tell who's at risk in a place like that - especially when intoxication from other things can mask the signs of drinking too much water.
I had to explain water intoxication to someone the other day using raves as the example.
What happened to the days when we watched out for each other?
When I abused MDMA for a while. I was always worried about that as well. So I made sure I only drank when I really needed to, and then a few sips in between. Eventually I stopped doing everything I was abusing. But at least I was aware and careful, despite how heavy I abused things back then.
mdma shuts off the bodies ability to gauge thirst iirc. I always just sipped from a bottle of known capacity throughout the night and never touched alcohol whilst pilling and never had a problem but yeah, quite a few pill deaths were due to water intoxication.
Damn, I bet that was cuz way back in the day (90s) the few deaths that occurred (from MDMA) were from dehydration & overheating/heat-exhaustion so everyone then went around encouraging people to drink water. So I can see how that could end up going into the opposite direction, especially when apparently everything feels so good (if you get actual MDMA), so while normally drinking water after dancing hr/hrs would feel good, on MDMA it must feel AMAZING.
Never knew this was a thing until multiple newspaper articles reported on it. If i remember correctly one of the reasons the station was found at fault was because the DJs were goading the woman into continuing the contest when she wanted to quit.
Yeah, I did the one chip challenge twice. The first time, it was before I had a liver transplant, and it was unpleasant but fine; I had conditioned heat tolerance due to my usual diet.
During multiorgan failure, not related, I couldn't eat any spice or salt for years. Tried it again afterwards while I was rebuilding my tolerance naturally, and it almost sent me right back to the hospital. 😂 The only reason it didn't was because I'd just spent years in unbelievable agony, so it wasn't that bad in comparison.
My heat tolerance will never be where it once was, but I'm actually okay with it. I like spice that has flavor, not just blind heat.
I have a geographical tongue, I love the taste of spice, and I will suffer through the pain for a Nashville hot chicken sandwich. Having a body that can’t handle the heat can sick because the taste!!!!
Why would you put yourself through that. Wtf
@@itsdan722 The first time, I wasn't worried about it since I had a high tolerance for capsaicin. The second time, I didn't realize I'd completely lost that tolerance. 😂
LOL yeah i'm the same but believe it or not man the ghost pepper has some legit flavor.
Nestly is a significant shareholder or outright owner of a LOT of things. Your birth cert probably has some microprint on it somewhere that says "Wholly owned subsidary or Nestle Co.".
And if it's not Nestlé it's Unilever..
How did you miss the Canberra hospital implosion? The government invited the whole city (over 100,000 people turned up) but part of the building exploded killing a 12 year old girl
😂 For some reason I read that as "Cabybara hospital" and I couldn't figure out why they had their own hospital. In Australia. The rest of my brain caught up but won't stop showing me a rodent hospital staffed by cabybaras. I'm not mad about it. 😊
Simon, you should really check out Operation smash Hit. That was the literal name, and it was to test how durable nuclear containment casks were. They literally smashed a train into it a hundred miles an hour
This needs to happen
They showed us that at school waaaay back, along with the other safety films..... Including the learn to swim with Rolf and Savile.
Apaches was the best though
@@Rachel_M_ The one where children partake in a sports competition on a railway line to show the dangers of trespassing on the train lines was also a viewing experience with the track being littered with childrens bloodied bodies by the end. And the one where a vandal wrecks a phone box then witnesses a classmate being dragged into a child killers van but cant alert anyone because he just cut the phone cord (and yes she turns up dead, because of course she does). British safety films were great.
Also, the play it safe book we got given in school with all the horrible injury pictures, the degloved arm of the girl dragged into an escalator after messing about on it still haunts me.
@@meetoo594
Sweet jesus.....
@@meetoo594 and they wonder why we're traumatised now 😂
I saw the Savile "Clunk Clck" again the other day. Has a young girl in the car... Ends up with a bruised face..
I could only think of Ted Bundy
I love Paqui Haunted Ghost Pepper chips, and I admit, if I was in my 20s, I would be all over the one-chip challenge. Heck, when I went to Texas I bought beef jerky with Carolina Reapers. However, now in my 40s, as much as I still love a good mouth-tingle that clears my sinuses, my gut is far less thrilled. Just this week, some spicy buffalo sauce made toilet time the next morning a fiery, painful ordeal. Thank goodness for a bidet.
OMG I love Not-Sam editing! All the Doctor Who references are really feeding my soul while I take a break from my regularly scheduled autistic Whobinging. Thank you so very much. 💙💙
I’m totally not Whobingeing while editing these videos!
@@EveryFairyDies I am not sure I believe you and that makes me even happier lmao.
@@ThatElfTorunn Me? Watching The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe while editing a BB video? Never. Never!
@@EveryFairyDies that is such a good episode. Matt Smith is my favourite modern Doctor. You have excellent taste. 🤌
@@ThatElfTorunn I see that you too are a person of culture and taste! Matt Smith is also my favourite Doctor. I love the energy and childlike delight he brings to the role.
Brennan Lee Mulligan? In MY Simon video? It's more likely than you think.
As a metalhead, that wall of death clip was gold.
I get the feeling a wild night for simon is a third glass of wine.😂
Oh behave
LoL
I love how Lorelei is bringing in a metal touch to the humour. I remember an old Whistler video where there was a short Gojira snippet that played and it made me so extremely happy. Anyway, NotSam is awesome.
I live in Northern California and remember the Wii thing. The station did not play rave music. The station was 107.9 “the end”(I’m guessing because it was at the end of the radio dial). They played a mix of soft rock and adult contemporary stuff. It was a pretty mellow rock station. Anyways- thanks for consistently great content! 👍🏻
It was a pretty crappy station.
Yes- yes it was lol
KWOD 106.5 and 93.7 (later 98.5) rock were the modern rock channels in the area
You guys should do shorts for this channel and have them be just out of context tangents or reactions to things
In the shorts but under Business Blaze tags. Tangents, script slaps and shouting are pure OGBB.
Thanks for the edit Lorelei, it was f***ing on point!😂
Thank you, thank you, you're too kind, thank you!
@@EveryFairyDies Nope, not too kind, just bang on. 🥰
@@u-neekusername4430 Awww, I like you!
@@EveryFairyDiesexcellent job Lorelei! What band/song was that in the wall of death? Its maddeningly familiar but i can't place it
@@crimsontuba810 Dagobah at Hellfest, 2014. ua-cam.com/video/73d8pMnMbKg/v-deo.html Hellfest has the best Walls of Death. I need to get back there! And thanks!
I did the One Chip Challenge for my 34th birthday last year. My sister saw it and, knowing my love of spicy food (I have been known to just eat Reapers). She recorded it and uploaded it.
It made my eyes water and about two hours later, I had stomach cramps. Drank a couple glasses of water and they went away after a few minutes.
On the subject of the Wii one, I bought a Switch on launch night. I happened to be at Fry's (RIP) and saw they were handing out vouchers, so I snagged one. Left at 9 when they closed, came back at 11:30 and was one of 20 people in line. They had 72 total, whereas a block away 200 people were in line trying to get 3 of them at GameStop. You'd be surprised how often things like that happen.
Nice borderlands font on the thumbnail!
also... you done videos before mentioning that medieval dude who burst his bladder because he didnt wanna leave a parfty.
Kevin is setting people on fire in this one! That Nestle line! LoreLei editted in my exact reaction too.
I literally said it when I first heard it, “Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn Kevin!”
I hear horrible stories all the time, but for some reason that Wii story always makes me extra sad. That poor lady and her kids.
Probably because despite the massive fine, the DJs responsible got off basically untouched. They sat there and laughed while they killed someone and never paid for that crime. The radio station took all the punishment.
It always makes me so sad too 😢
@@tyrannicpuppyThat makes one extra angry, not extra sad. What makes it extra sad (on top of her and her kids' low age) is that she died for merely wanting to do something nice for her kids. And what makes it extra, extra sad is the enormous amount of unwarranted guilt the kids must have felt due to this. They're quite likely still in regular therapy sixteen years later. Or worse, to be frank.
The worse part is that they ignored the people who called in and warned them that someone could die. It was a terrible idea and they should have suffered the consequences of their negligence in ignoring the warnings.
@@Fiona2254 worst part is they knew before they even did it that it was dangerous. And did it anyway. And the hosts got off without any real punishment.
It's not like they thought it was safe and they just ignored people calling in telling them it wasn't. They knew from the beginning. And then sat there and laughed as people took themselves to the verge of death because they did not inform the particpants of the risks.
16:31 it isn't in ounces, it's fluid ounces (1 f.oz, is the volume of 1 ounce of water at room temperature). Just like how 1 liter is the volume of one Kilogram of water at room temperature.
I love Lorelei's editing style 🤘
Aw, you're too kind!
Lame requests: Lorelei, your memes are awesome, but keep them up for more than a second. I can't read them without rewind and pause. Kevin: Always a great job destroying Simon. I do miss Danny, though. Simon: Pay everybody more money.
But why? What use is money in the basement? They can't saw through the chains or locks on the trapdoor with cash.
@@tyrannicpuppy Easy answer: Simon won't have it anymore.
@@elivanto1673what do you mean MORE money? How about paying them at all? 😋
I actually have gotten carolina reaper extract in my left eye. I was sampling sauces from a Puckerbutt representative (the literal developers of the Carolina reaper). The extract itself wasn't that bad, as my face/jaw just went numb almost immediately. This extract was intended to be added by the drop to large pots of chili. But it caused my eyes to water and I rubbed them. Cue horrifying pain, significantly worse than tear gas and probably second only to being petter sprayed (have tried the first but never been pepper sprayed). I tried flushing with water first which was rather ineffective, then switched to milk which legitimately DID help. Thankfully, I didn't sustain any measurable eye damage and still have 20/15 per eye at 30yo nearly a decade later (all my other senses are terrible though).
In America the hospital sends you a letter asking you to pay the bill and you can ignore it. It doesn't go on your credit report anymore.
As long as you make a payment of Any amount. Each month They can’t bother you
To be fair 1L of water weighs 1Kg, so essentially you should just measure your water is with a weighing scale with everything else especially when baking bread
Only at a certain temperature and pressure
Anecdote inspired by the chilli issue:
When my brother and I were very little, my parents had some ornamental chilli plants. We had only ever eaten mildly spiced foods - we didn't use any peppers/chillis other than capsicum (bell peppers), and the spices shelf didn't even have cayenne or paprika.
So when my brother and I made mud pies and used the chillis to add some colour, our eyes got itchy. And we rubbed them with our hands. And our eyes hurt, and our noses hurt.
Mum was so ignorant of capsaicin(sp?) she called poisons information to make sure we would be okay.
The next day, those plants were gone.
Really love, love, love your videos, Simon. I'm doing my best to give you that sweet sweet watch time while I've been stuck home for two and a half months recovering from a broken leg.
Oh dude that sucks rest up hope you heal well
@nmgg6928 thanks. Bone is healing well and didn't need extra hardware added since my leg had a fixator on it for so long. At home with a brace on it now
@@supertubaman2080 very glad you don't need extra work done on it as someone who has never broke a bone just torn everything lol it sounds awful and wish you the best
@@supertubaman2080how did you break it? I snapped both the bones in my shin when I was seven, still to this day the single most painful thing I've ever experienced, so I feel your pain bro. Hope you have a speedy recovery
Have you found his Casual Criminalist channel? It's also a cold-read channel with exceptional writing/editing. Some are gruesome as it's true crime but very light on gore and respectful to any victims. My new fave of his since the rebrand from Business Blaze.
I grew Carolina Reaper. The first one, I put into a stew of 2 liters. It was pretty hot. The second one, I accidently just put into one egg. The situation was: I threw the carolina reaper without the stem into the stew and then I threw an egg into it. Clearly, I did not think straight. Instead like the chili before it in the other stew, it did not dissolve into two liters of stew but into a single egg. That I ate all at once. The chili inside it. I thought that I might have to call an Ambulance at some points.
I am surprised you didn't throw up the egg.
We also got John Oliver though and he's an absolute treasure, so he makes up for James Corden and Piers Morgan.
John Oliver may very well make up for all the crap people we get combined. England really lost out when he decided to come here
No. He's really shit, too
6:05 “One single torchilla tip”🤣🤣 love the videos Simon, keep them coming!
Lmaoooo! Simon said "torchilla tip" instead of "tortilla chip" 😂😂
Give that editor a raise! Perfect comedic timing on this !
Had to pause to address Sam's ability to not only make Simon look good in videos. But also manages to have great comedic timing, while also "yelling" in memes....😂😂😂 love it, brother!
NotSam
Well, my comment applies to the editor that isn't Sam. My apologies for the assumption and not catching the actual editors name.
Simon gets chemical burns on the face from a Poblano pepper. Most British thing I've heard today. 😆
"Cannon fodder for ratings" is a fantastic turn of phrase.
Going from Simon's warographics video on the Israel-Hamas war to this is like fucking whiplash lol
lol I love that stab at Nestle. I was just telling my co-worker a few hours ago I wanna buy a specific coffee creamer but the only stuff we have that fits the bill in town is made by Nestle. Long story short: I'm not buying cherry flavored coffee creamer in town, screw Nestle.
There's a cherry flavored milk by Private Selection at Kroger. Also, cherry simple syrup that tastes slightly more tart than maraschino cherry juice, either will mix with regular creamer.
Fvk Nestlé.
"Why do you measure liquids in weight, America? It's weird!" Simon, it gets weirder: "Both fluid ounces and ounces represent a unit of measurement, but they are quite different. Fluid ounces, as the name might imply, are specifically meant to measure volume (often of liquid ingredients like water), while ounces measure weight, usually of solid ingredients like all-purpose flour."
Doubly confusing when recipes list dry ingredients in volumes.
And what country did we get these measurements from? That’s right. His country.
Don't get me started on "a cup of broccoli". WTF? the amount of broccoli you can get in a cup depends _entirely_ on how the broccoli is cut.
@@bmljennyWe have never used the insane "cup" measures that are so ubiquitous in the States. Ounces, yes; fluid ounces, yes; pints and pounds and so forth, sure thing. Cups? Not on your Nelly. And wtf is a "stick" of butter, when it's at home?
I love the talking about awful deaths with some groovy funk music in the bathroom. Dark horrible stories with some upbeat jams
I must admit I'm morbidly curious about that one chip challenge but seeing Sean Evans having a somewhat panicked reaction to it I must admit my own limitations and realize that this is beyond my capability. I mean, I enjoy small amounts of the final dab and all but if he has trouble handling it then it's far beyond me.
Do not do it. Few guys did at work 1 guy looked like he was gona die. He had stomach issues for days after
Myself and another manager wanted to do the challenge at work for the simple fact that our employees would love to see us suffer. Somehow HR caught wind of it and we had to cancel the idea.
What I've seen some people do is they cheated the challange.
namely they only at as much of the chip as they felt they could tolerate (no more than half) and immediately started chugging milk and things to help reduce the pain.
So it wasn't a true One Chip Challange but they did at least endured the chip to some degree.
If you're curious I'd suggest doing that. Just take a limited bite and don't put off drinking for an hour.
I did the challenge with my ex. I ate the chip (2 million scoville), not knowing that he planned to spit his out. I was crying, snotting, and sweating for hours. It was horrible. And it didn't even taste good. Just spicy for the sake of being spicy.
I recently bought the Toe of Satan (9 million scoville) with full intentions to just do a tiny lick out of curiosity. It, too, was terrible. This one at least smelled tasty and had a hint of cinnamon flavor, but mostly was still spicy for spicys sake.
tl;dr - I do not learn from my mistakes, these are horrible products, and I'm probably going to buy the Lil Nitro gummy bear and, subsequently, hate my life for a day or so again. 🙃
Just be me where Nando's herb and lemon sauce tastes spicy. 😂😂😂
The Wii shortage was really a regional issue in the US, especially out west in places like California. Because that is also where most of the games media is based the issues really got over reported. Around where I live in KY there was absolutely no issues walking into any department store around and finding several stocked on store shelves at any given time.
There's Nothing like an engineered "shortage" to increase hype
11:33 (at 38) would've been a perfect moment for when the guy touches ricks arm and just drops dead and the presidents all confused like "but there was no sound or anything - he just DIED!" lol
The chip would absolutely kill me, literally. I'm allergic to capsaicin. 😂☠️
New Mr.Beast Video: Playing chicken with remote controlled full size trains.
Featuring volunteers as passengers, each person that survives will get $10,000.00
Is it still chicken if no one is allowed to "chicken out?" Tracks make it kinda hard to do that
I don't watch that kind of stuff, but from what I've seen, Mr. Beast's stuff is largely pretty wholesome
Two words: ejection seats.
That’s has a same chance of survival as Russian Roulette with a semi auto, tbh.
"Water intoxication" isn't a failure of not being able to pee, but drinking enough water to remove the sodium from their system (hyponatremia) preventing the effective function of the sodium potassium pump that generates action potential in cells.
Thanks chubby emu. "Emia, meaning presence in blood"
Yay, a Keeping Up Appearances reference!! Madame Buckét will be pleased to know she has fans in the US too 😂
I put loads of powders into my lungs.
Cinnamon just sounds like a different day in the office
Mmm fresh blaze
this is the first vid from this channel i've watched, and i love the more casual simon joking around and letting formalities lower!
Welcome to the shit show my friend🎉😅
watch some of the early ones from a few years ago
if there's red solo cups all over, you're in the golden times
Enjoy the chaos!
i'll check that out! currently watching the one about statistics lying. yeah tho simon's banter is an absolute delight! @@LoPhatKao
Ah I envy you. For you the journey has just begun!
Faithless! Ironically for Simon, one of their biggest hits is Insomnia...😂
@6:04 TorChilla Tip. Owned it, as if you meant it. Smooth!
Lmao. The only reason I know faithless is coz of this guy. 😂😂😂😂 Was top of the charts all over the world on several occasions, even here in South Africa 😂😂
God, I love catching his slips of the tongue, especially with his mellifluous voice and nearly flawless his dictation.
10:30 Absolute fact. I hade a major surgery and as I was recovering one of my therapists said, "You are now a health care resource but you can say no. Your doctor doesn't need another yacht."
Holy 💩 Kevin. That Justin Timberlake joke was dark af...I love it 🤣
I thought that British technical difficulties screen with a a girl and a chalkboard was just a Mitchell and Webb thing. Now it makes slightly more sense.
I love the Metal Memes!!! They make me imagine Simon in a mosh pit. That'd be some funny $hit.
Would he survive?
@@EveryFairyDieshe'd get brutalised
@@MorbinNecrim86 He totally would. But we'd laugh and laugh and laugh... and then pick him up and buy him several recovery beers. Cause that's what you do in the pit if someone falls!
I'm sorry I couldn't focus after you said, "One single torchia tip." 😂😂😂
My favorite part is when Simon said "chortilla tip" the most human person on the Internet 👏 Well done
1:05 I love how Simon completely forgot how horribly that train stunt ended
I did the challenge and survived an hour without a drink, but I also love really spicy food. I was always the person trying the spicy foods with some co-workers who never took a drink. That said, I don't really recommend it. I have a stomach of steel and my stomach was upset after eating it, and it tastes horrible. No good flavor at all, just hot. Also, if you do encounter the chip, handle it with gloves. My package did not come with gloves and I didn't think of it until I opened the chip. I ended up using the package to handle it.
Fresh blaze!
Lol when Simon ask Siri something he trips the “hey siri” on my ipad
18:55 throwing in the sorry on the first kid only makes this Kevin joke even more savage cuz Simon is like “I was expecting it” the first time now this hahahah
A Mr. Joseph S. Connolly known often by his nick name "Head-On Joe" had staged seventy-three train collisions between 1896 to 1932. He was proud that no one had ever been injured at one of his spectacles.
Thank you for this gem! .... To the internet!
The £2000 fine was because it was tried in the magistrates court (lower less serious offenses) and they chose not to refer the case to the Crown Court, where there would have been an unlimited penalty. At the time the prosecution didn't have the right to challenge sentences since 1988 (2 years after this)
Oh right, that makes more sense
Faithless, insomnia is their biggest hit. They were massive.
THE KEEPING UP APPEARANCES CLIP!!! I am now complete.
I won't hold James Corden against you for too long. You did give us Craig Ferguson
I used to think James Cordon was fine, not great, but fine. He's ruined too much now. He needs to go. Maybe Canada will take him. Or Australia.
@@christinebenson518 nah mate, Canada doesn't want him either Australia can keep him thanks bud
Always love me a little Brennan Lee Mulligan.
that train stunt is a job for the slo-mo guys.
Being all like “spicy is not fun!” Is the most British sentence my Mexican ears have heard.
Me: "oooh I hope he mentions the one where the person died from holding their bladder."
Edit: AYYYYYE sad. But aye.
I did the 1 chip challenge live on stream back in the day. I lasted 10 minutes before I barfed it back up. I felt like crap the next day from how high my adrenaline spiked.
Your body said, "uh, no! Not digesting that"
Lmao i have an unlisted video of me throwing up in my hands after eating the stupid chip
Chunder?!!! I burst out laughing . What the heck does that even mean , throw up?
All the Simpsons memes. 🤣 Perfect editing.
This writer has to be a venture bros fan,
Go Team _____
Calamitous Intent
Magic Murder Bag
Cmon Sam gives us some venture bros memes to go with it
Poor Lorelei 😂
I didn't say "go team..." I don't think? That must've been Simon. But yes, yes I am. And @everyfairydies has definitely used Venture Bros memes before
Showing a wreck of the car is a *great* way to advertise it. See safety ratings.
My guess on the one chip challenge is allergy.
Okay, I'm calling BS on Faithless. Insomnia was a huge hit way back when (I'm 50, I can't even keep track of *decades* when certain songs came out). Also, rave is great for getting your brain going.
"Insomnia" is a great song - came out in 1995. "God is a DJ" is pretty good too. Maybe Simon just isn't a fan of rave/EDM.
Oh that's what chunder mean. Not what I imagined in my head. Thank you Simon!
Lorelei and sam please add that snip of Simon saying “100 mil” at around 19:22 to your meme repertoire. It is absolutely gold