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  • Опубліковано 19 лип 2023
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  • @brainblaze6526
    @brainblaze6526  11 місяців тому +34

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    • @thejackal5099
      @thejackal5099 11 місяців тому

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    • @bendershome4discountorphan859
      @bendershome4discountorphan859 11 місяців тому

      The robot military shorts are at the top of the stupid pile

    • @merleaddison8293
      @merleaddison8293 11 місяців тому

      I'd really like it for Simon to do DIY trachetomy

    • @human_cube
      @human_cube 11 місяців тому +2

      there needs to be a series where simon just reacts to the most STUPID people doing stupid stuff BLAZE BOI REACTS

    • @marvindebot3264
      @marvindebot3264 11 місяців тому

      As soon as you said it I thought to myself "why does Simon have saw? He's never going to use one"

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 11 місяців тому +719

    Coming soon: Danny's how to escape from a basement UA-cam DIY channel.

    • @DannySalter
      @DannySalter 11 місяців тому +52

      You'll need toothpaste and a banana.

    • @dannybrown6253
      @dannybrown6253 11 місяців тому +4

      I think it's funny Caz my name is danny

    • @hochibamabinladenhusainefe8191
      @hochibamabinladenhusainefe8191 11 місяців тому +19

      ​@@dannybrown6253are you ok danny do you need food and water? Maybe a new pen and paper. Blink twice for help.

    • @Jon-cg3df
      @Jon-cg3df 11 місяців тому +8

      He has been in there a long time😂

    • @thejudgmentalcat
      @thejudgmentalcat 11 місяців тому +15

      All he needs is a hot glue gun, a tampon and a paperclip 😂

  • @jacquelynsmith2351
    @jacquelynsmith2351 11 місяців тому +450

    Ann Reardon (How to Cook That) LOVES destroying 5 Min Crafts hacks by trying them herself unless she'd risk her life by doing so. She destroyed her microwave by trying one of their egg hacks once... And her husband Dave is a sport and actually EATS the crap from the "recipes" that they give on that channel

    • @beagleissleeping5359
      @beagleissleeping5359 11 місяців тому +115

      When UA-cam (temporarily) blocked her video about how you could potentially get electrocuted trying to do what was in several different videos, but didn't block the original videos. Smh.

    • @rachelelliott2620
      @rachelelliott2620 11 місяців тому

      Came to suggest Ann’s channel, and remember UA-cam banning her yet not the original video.
      Clearly it’s UA-cam’s attempt to whittle down the populous.

    • @aq5426
      @aq5426 11 місяців тому +66

      @@beagleissleeping5359 Yeah, that was a crap move on YT's part--Ann was actually doing a public service, while 5 Minute Crafts was actually getting people hurt and killed. :/

    • @lavozdealma
      @lavozdealma 11 місяців тому +58

      Yes! Thank you! I came running to the comments for this. A much brighter light should be shown on Ann Reardon's saga with 5-Minute Crafts and UA-cam. Also, the investigating she and her husband conducted about the parent company should be turning more heads.

    • @epowell4211
      @epowell4211 11 місяців тому +7

      as much as I love her doing that, I miss her old videos

  • @TheKalaxis
    @TheKalaxis 11 місяців тому +224

    Simon: *Notices weird shit does well on UA-cam*
    Also Simon: *Makes Brain Blaze*

    • @razorseal8318
      @razorseal8318 11 місяців тому +21

      The funny thing is, brain blaze is actually one of his lesser performing channels. That’s why he sanitized and professionalised the channel from the weirder OG business blaze.

    • @SubieSpecs
      @SubieSpecs 11 місяців тому +7

      The mans not afraid to hustle. Also simom: Today I found out, and Top tenz

    • @guaposneeze
      @guaposneeze 11 місяців тому +13

      Simon: Some UA-cam channels are clearly just trying to pump out content even if there's no need for it, and we'd all be better off if they just slowed down and did higher quality content.
      Also Simon: BRB, gotta post content to my other dozen channels.

    • @scvrlett18
      @scvrlett18 11 місяців тому +2

      ​​@@SubieSpecse has like 7-10 channels qnd they all rehash the same videos. He's just a content farmer. Much like the channels he's commenting on lol

    • @MidgetMalone
      @MidgetMalone 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@guaposneezewe stop to watch the car accident. The entire town watched the witches burn. That is how them channels survive. All them rubber neckers.

  • @tonyc3858
    @tonyc3858 11 місяців тому +98

    Not gonna lie, I'd watch a compellation video of all the times Simon has screamed "Danny! NO!" or "Why? Kevin, why?"

    • @Zebulization
      @Zebulization 11 місяців тому +20

      Am I right Peter!?

    • @marthahawkinson-michau9611
      @marthahawkinson-michau9611 11 місяців тому +7

      That sounds amazing!!!!

    • @sjenny5891
      @sjenny5891 11 місяців тому +5

      Or WTF were they thinking?

    • @eph2vv89only1way
      @eph2vv89only1way 11 місяців тому +7

      Not to mention long intros. Although I can just imagine the intro to a video of long intros. Lol😂. We'd probably have to clear our schedules for an entire weekend for it

    • @robbieisonfire
      @robbieisonfire 6 місяців тому

      Joke's on you, I'm into that shit

  • @johnsmallberries4520
    @johnsmallberries4520 11 місяців тому +129

    Simon, please take this warning seriously: Your knife has no hilt. If you hand is even slightly sweaty, stabbing hard into a surface can easily cause your hand to lose it's grip and slide down the blade, still clenching. This can cause some nasty wounds. From one who knows...

    • @hells_shells
      @hells_shells 11 місяців тому +46

      Maybe he can find a 5 minute crafts video on how to make a diy hilt for your knife

    • @occamraiser
      @occamraiser 11 місяців тому +34

      That's why so many knife murderers leave their own blood at the crime scene too..... genuinely.

    • @NextEevolution
      @NextEevolution 11 місяців тому +21

      Also, please make sure the knife clicks when you unfold it so that it doesn't fold back on your fingers when you stab with it. I don't think Simon is an idiot but I witnessed a brash former army guy get carried away and slice multiple fingers when the knife closed on him during rough play.

    • @DoctorDex
      @DoctorDex 11 місяців тому +10

      I second this warning, still have myself a scar as a reminder 😅

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 11 місяців тому +14

      ​@@NextEevolutionthat's clearly a fixed blade knife

  • @NextEevolution
    @NextEevolution 11 місяців тому +290

    While script slapping, maniac arm flailing and aimless pacing about the room may no longer be a part of the Brain Blaze format, I'm all for the murderous undertones that come with desk stabbing.
    Keep it up factboi and crew
    Though, I do miss the well deserved *BUDDA BOOM BOOM TSH*

    • @gtRELIC
      @gtRELIC 11 місяців тому +32

      I did hear there’s a cocaine shortage in certain parts of the world🫨. Perhaps that’s why there’s less pacing and maniacal flailing 😂😂😂.
      Love It all the same

    • @Rekuzan
      @Rekuzan 11 місяців тому +23

      I do miss the script slaps though...

    • @monicasegovia6176
      @monicasegovia6176 11 місяців тому +25

      AM I RIGHT, PETER??!!

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 11 місяців тому +24

      ​@@gtRELIC Simon is why there's a cocaine shortage

    • @SegwayBossk
      @SegwayBossk 11 місяців тому +17

      I liked when Sam would randomly edit in noises when Simon would walk

  • @khironkinney1667
    @khironkinney1667 11 місяців тому +28

    I love how about Simon slowly transformed over the years someone that opposes the death penalty. To demanding people be set to the chair and waving around a big ass knife

    • @ryokomusouka
      @ryokomusouka 11 місяців тому +6

      Just like the rest of us. *Willem Dafoe laugh*

    • @bloodleader5
      @bloodleader5 11 місяців тому +3

      It's called growth

    • @Phantomphan613
      @Phantomphan613 7 місяців тому +1

      Character development

  • @giantred
    @giantred 11 місяців тому +82

    I love how Simon just breezes past his onion cutting ski goggles like it is the most normal thing in the world xD

    • @MrMuz99
      @MrMuz99 11 місяців тому +11

      I'm finding it hard to shake that image from my mind. 😅

    • @Ben111000111
      @Ben111000111 11 місяців тому +9

      Dr Karl Kruszelnicki (an Australian science reporter) once mentioned during talkback radio that he keeps goggles and a snorkel in his kitchen for when he caramelizes 5kg batches of onions

    • @AltonV
      @AltonV 11 місяців тому +6

      @@Ben111000111 I get what the goggles are used for, but the snorkel?

    • @vadervanman
      @vadervanman 11 місяців тому +9

      Just breathe through your mouth, and not your nose. No crying.

    • @chrism6952
      @chrism6952 11 місяців тому +5

      They sell a product for that that is surely just repackaged swimming goggles.

  • @BrilliantDesignOnline
    @BrilliantDesignOnline 11 місяців тому +41

    "That the silent young writers are actually being held captive and are forced against their will to write videos in some kind of wierd YT dungeon; Imagine such a thing"...Danny.

    • @keyman1737
      @keyman1737 11 місяців тому +7

      Danny and Kevin are doing a craft of all the tools to break out from the blazement

  • @Bmoseph
    @Bmoseph 11 місяців тому +76

    Coming soon: How to keep writers locked up yet productive by Simon ft. Danny, Sam, and possibly Kevin.

    • @whyjnot420
      @whyjnot420 11 місяців тому +4

      Coming later: Simon adds a plethora of editors to the basement. Will the writers eat them? Will they survive? WATCH AND FIND OUT!!!

    • @anulbonecrusher
      @anulbonecrusher 11 місяців тому +4

      Not possibly Kevin, but allegedly Kevin

    • @teresastabler
      @teresastabler 11 місяців тому +2

      Is Jen kept down there too?

    • @WmG2004
      @WmG2004 11 місяців тому +1

      Hopefully Dave too.

  • @MostlyHarmlessAK
    @MostlyHarmlessAK 11 місяців тому +26

    How did your writter miss the worst one of all? The one that encouraged people to take apart their microwave and use it to electrically burn wood which actually killed people and when another UA-camr tried to make a video warning people about it then UA-cam took down the warning video

    • @wordforger
      @wordforger 11 місяців тому +9

      Yes! "How to Cook That", a way better channel where you learn how to actually do the thing safely... if it's worth doing.

    • @MostlyHarmlessAK
      @MostlyHarmlessAK 11 місяців тому +5

      @@wordforger YEEEEESSSSSS!!! Bless Ann Reardon!

    • @foogod4237
      @foogod4237 11 місяців тому +3

      To be fair, UA-cam took down the warning video because (once they became aware of it) they were attempting to quickly take down _all_ the videos which talked about doing that sort of thing, because they did recognize it as a legitimate safety issue that needed to be addressed ASAP before more people were hurt or killed. The warning video just got caught up in the whole thing because somebody didn't look at it closely enough to realize it was actually advocating against it, not promoting it.
      Several of the warning videos done by multiple people were later reinstated, after they looked at them more carefully (and can still be found today).
      AFAIK, none of those wood fracking videos were promoted by any of the big-name hack/craft channels, though (which was really the point of this video). Even they had the sense to stay away from that mess.

    • @MadScientist267
      @MadScientist267 6 місяців тому

      To be even more fair, it only modifies idiots. People that actually understand what needs to be in place to do such things safely, aren't killed by microwave transformers or anything else for that matter.
      It's only funny when those conditions aren't met.

  • @scatterbug
    @scatterbug 11 місяців тому +11

    As excitable as Simon can be, it makes me INCREDIBLY nervous that he just left that knife stuck in the table with the blade facing his hand. One wild gesticulation and it's a trip to the hospital.

    • @LunaC...
      @LunaC... 10 місяців тому +1

      Checked the comments to make sure I wasn't the only one feeling really nervous about this 😂

  • @MadDragon75
    @MadDragon75 11 місяців тому +92

    "Need to know how to change a lightbulb? You're doomed and you probably shouldn't be allowed internet access."
    Had me 😂.

    • @oracleofdelphi4533
      @oracleofdelphi4533 11 місяців тому +9

      Then how will I ever learn how to change a lightbulb?

    • @MadDragon75
      @MadDragon75 11 місяців тому +5

      @@oracleofdelphi4533 😂😂

    • @matthewyabsley
      @matthewyabsley 11 місяців тому +15

      How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, you’ll be pleased to know it only takes 1 therapist but the lightbulb really must want to change itself.

    • @clairefortier9738
      @clairefortier9738 11 місяців тому +1

      We have ChoreMonkey for that now

    • @slycooper1001
      @slycooper1001 11 місяців тому +3

      i once tried to change a lightbulb
      the bulb was apparently quite old
      as it was removed and note i said removed as the screw stayed in the socket
      apparently the solution is turn off the light and shove a carved potato in the socket and then change the potato
      i needed the internet because i needed to change a unusual lightbulb
      99% of the time i don't need a potato

  • @vaanea290
    @vaanea290 11 місяців тому +101

    The best part of this reaction channel is that Simon doesn't even know what he is reacting to until he gets started

    • @memphisdaniels3218
      @memphisdaniels3218 11 місяців тому +4

      Reaction channel feels like you are horribly cheapening what he does

  • @charlieboy13
    @charlieboy13 11 місяців тому +32

    I'd quite like to know the story behind why Simon hides an absolute Crocodile Dundee of a knife on his desk during these videos

    • @maledictionwolf
      @maledictionwolf 11 місяців тому +8

      It's from a sponsor. I forget what it was, it's the one that delivers boxes of cool stuff with various themes. One of those themes is knives.

    • @tubensalat1453
      @tubensalat1453 11 місяців тому +3

      @@maledictionwolf Thanks, I also wondered why he had that knife on the desk. (But he is neither hiding it nor is it Dundee sized.)

    • @vonfaustien3957
      @vonfaustien3957 11 місяців тому +3

      ​​​@@maledictionwolfat's the excuse the basement door is across from the camera and the knife is for if the writters try and escape lock up

    • @charlieboy13
      @charlieboy13 11 місяців тому

      @@tubensalat1453 both were clearly exaggerations for the sake of humour, you party pooper.

  • @flowertrue
    @flowertrue 11 місяців тому +17

    As a crafter, I'm highly susceptible to these types of videos so i have be diligent about not letting them creep into my algorithm. By my estimate, about 1/10 of the craft ones are helpful.

    • @oreotookie
      @oreotookie 11 місяців тому +5

      My kids got into 5 minute crafts at the beginning the pandemic. I watched a bit of it.
      Your 1/10 is being quite generous. 🤣

    • @davidmcgill1000
      @davidmcgill1000 11 місяців тому

      Definitely have to go incognito mode before going down those rabbit holes, otherwise every recommendation and targeted ad for years will assume you have a deep interest in that garbage.

    • @Spencer-wc6ew
      @Spencer-wc6ew 11 місяців тому

      If you remove a video from your watch history, it's not included in your algorithm

    • @flowertrue
      @flowertrue 11 місяців тому

      @@Spencer-wc6ew I don't know how people know these things, but that's a good tip, thanks.

  • @gaylegoodman9097
    @gaylegoodman9097 11 місяців тому +39

    A long time ago, I watched 2 different DIY videos. One was how to wash utensils by hand, the other was about how to send a fax. Now, showing people how to fax was fine, until he demonstrated how to fax so many different countries.He did this by using the same instructions as before. Over and over again 😂.

  • @capnstewy55
    @capnstewy55 11 місяців тому +31

    I love how the knife has become Simon's blaze sidekick.

  • @bpdmf2798
    @bpdmf2798 11 місяців тому +4

    You can prevent onion tears by running cold water over your knife as you use it. The cooler knife with a little water on it helps reduce the spray upwards towards your face. It's not perfect but it helps a bit.

    • @PaulTheFox1988
      @PaulTheFox1988 11 місяців тому +1

      I've found breathing in through your mouth and out through your nose is the most effective method for preventing tears.
      The acid in onions is irritating the nasal passage and specifically the receptors that detect smell, so by breathing in through your mouth you're minimising the spray reaching those sensitive areas, and breathing out through your nose pushes out any vapour that manages to make it inside the nose.

  • @jeffreycarman2185
    @jeffreycarman2185 11 місяців тому +1

    I’ve made the mistake of watching a couple of videos, showing how to make useless things by ruining perfectly useful things, and it was a mistake driven by curiosity. Like “what the heck is he going to do with the toilet seat and PVC pipes?” type of thing.

  • @Iris_and_or_George
    @Iris_and_or_George 11 місяців тому +53

    Well done Danny! Put a nice and long intro in there without Simon even noticing! That's why we love you!❤

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 11 місяців тому +6

    2:30 - Mid roll ads
    4:25 - Back to the video
    6:35 - Chapter 1 - Troom troom
    12:25 - Chapter 2 - 5 min crafts
    19:35 - Chapter 3 - The motive
    PS 1: I propose we call them Doom or Dumb It Yourself !
    PS 2 : Fun fact, in France we have something called *System D* that can be defined as _ability to think quickly, to adapt, and to improvise when getting a job done_ . One of its descendants is *Bricolage* the french (and much useful) equivalent to DIY!

    • @tdis8629
      @tdis8629 11 місяців тому

      Huh... The init system "systemd" makes so much sense now.

  • @giggabyte6413
    @giggabyte6413 11 місяців тому +14

    How are these channels not sued for telling people to do dangerous things?

    • @moover123
      @moover123 11 місяців тому +3

      probably cause that concept only exists in the United States

    • @triadwarfare
      @triadwarfare 11 місяців тому

      Suing made everything expensive in the United States. No wonder medical charges are extremely high. Just in case some Karen charges for medical malpractice for some minor injury, hospitals need to cover their legal costs.

    • @dousiastailfeather9454
      @dousiastailfeather9454 11 місяців тому

      They do get sued!

    • @foogod4237
      @foogod4237 11 місяців тому

      Generally, because they never actually _tell_ anyone to do dangerous things. They're just presented "for entertainment purposes". And most of the hacks aren't _blatantly_ dangerous, either, they just fall into the category of "probably not a good idea because nobody really knows what might happen".
      You also generally have to have somebody who was _actually_ seriously harmed before they can (successfully) sue anyone (not just "someone theoretically might be harmed someday")

    • @supermexicanroboninja3116
      @supermexicanroboninja3116 5 місяців тому

      ​@@triadwarfare
      That's not at all why. Medical charges are so ridiculously high because the medical industry is a giant business that found out you can charge thousands of dollars for life saving medication and procedures because people have no choice but to pay for them.

  • @chrisb7528
    @chrisb7528 11 місяців тому +1

    A galvanized shock is when the presence of different metal alloys in the oral cavity influences induction and creates an adverse effect of an electrochemical reaction. The metallic restorations act as electrodes, while the saliva and crevicular fluid act as electrolytes. If you have the cheap fillings chew on foil, it's torture. I've accidently left foil from candy and almost cried.

  • @DanWright051691
    @DanWright051691 11 місяців тому +9

    Honestly, the 5 minute channel is just serving as natural selection. Props to profiting off that

  • @TheGilgameshLore
    @TheGilgameshLore 11 місяців тому +7

    I would buy a t shirt or Simon screaming "let's go" about to perform a trachatomy

  • @praiseboognish1979
    @praiseboognish1979 10 місяців тому +2

    I love the idea of Simon, in his kitchen, chopping onions with a pair of ski goggles over his glasses.

  • @Kageoni187
    @Kageoni187 11 місяців тому +1

    Learned from a botanist who is also a quite skilled chef, 2 useful ways to stop your eyes from watering when cutting an onion
    1) put it in the freezer for a minute or two to cool the cells that Burt’s releasing them chemical that causes it.
    2) keep a wet rag near by because the chemical is attracted to moisture
    I am guilty of watching 5 min crafts as one watches a train wreck, with a healthy dose of morbid curiosity

  • @mclovin6829
    @mclovin6829 11 місяців тому +8

    If it would have cut away to a shot of Simon happily cutting onions in ski goggles, I'd give you all the likes

  • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
    @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 11 місяців тому +6

    I prefer my conspiracy theory that these terrible DIY channels are the new Numbers Stations transmitting coded messages to spies.

  • @patriciaposthumus6684
    @patriciaposthumus6684 11 місяців тому +2

    Here's a real tip that you can use with toothpaste. If you have silver to polish instead of using the chemicals found in silver polish, just use toothpaste. Because it is a detergent and has a mild abrasive, it cleans silver wonderfully. It is really good on those pieces of silver with etched designs. Just slightly wet the piece you wish to clean and add a small amount of paste with your fingers and rub it in the silver until all the tarnish is gone. Do this for the whole piece you wish to clean. Rinse with cool water till all the toothpaste has been rinsed off. Towel dry when done.

    • @peggywoods4327
      @peggywoods4327 11 місяців тому +1

      Discovered that by accident Years ago! Smells better than polish also😊

  • @kjaubrey4816
    @kjaubrey4816 11 місяців тому +1

    I am a remodel contractor and I LOVE walking into a project that a homeowner started because they took a course at UA-cam University and decided it was easy before realizing that they were in over their heads.
    I recently turned a shed into a tiny home Air BnB for a couple who started it themselves. I had to undo 50% of their work before even getting started.

    • @harveylong5878
      @harveylong5878 11 місяців тому

      Scarier part is remodeling contractors go on YT to fake knowing HVAC,plumbing etc. I've caught remodel contractor on YT while half the kitchen was torn apart from trying to add dedicated line for microwave

    • @PhilOsGarage
      @PhilOsGarage 4 місяці тому

      I’ve has similar when working on old motorcycles, you end up undoing other peoples bodges which are usually more expensive and longer to do than doing the job right in the first place. Both of my old bikes are totally reliable because they have been nut and bolt restored, so no previous owner bodges to contend with.

  • @apeiceofgarbage9848
    @apeiceofgarbage9848 11 місяців тому +26

    Thank you to everybody who works on these videos they help me get through my day ❤

    • @duncancurtis5108
      @duncancurtis5108 11 місяців тому

      Like John Rambo?

    • @ICEman_0204
      @ICEman_0204 11 місяців тому +2

      They 're not doing it by their own free will, probably. Did you see the size of that knife?

  • @lemonlily4022
    @lemonlily4022 11 місяців тому +8

    I have a pair of swimming goggles in my kitchen drawer to deal with onion tears 😂 I feel seen, thanks Simon.

    • @noraplantscats3286
      @noraplantscats3286 11 місяців тому +1

      Hey, me too!

    • @134StormShadow
      @134StormShadow 11 місяців тому +1

      Waste of time. Just store the bloody onions in the refrigerator 🤦‍♂️ no spraying juices no weepy eye time 😂

    • @lemonlily4022
      @lemonlily4022 11 місяців тому

      @@134StormShadow they spoil faster in the fridge! Plus I love to mortify my teenagers 😁 Works for me!

  • @bpdmf2798
    @bpdmf2798 11 місяців тому +1

    The think about life hacks type videos is that there's only so much useful stuff like using a soda can tab to hold your straw steady. Eventually you get to a point where you've covered everything actually useful and time saving and have to start making a toothpaste dispenser out of like 62 different objects and 7 hours of work instead of just squeezing the tube.

  • @bert949
    @bert949 11 місяців тому +5

    We're going to get to a point where Simon uses his actual bed as a set for recording, so he can be more efficient at hosting so many channels

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 11 місяців тому +18

    Simon breaks out that big knife once in awhile to keep his "guests" in line and remind them just who the Bearded Boss is.

    • @AGP510
      @AGP510 11 місяців тому

      The canister is prolly from a like whipcreen co2 canister, pastry chef hit you with that razzzle dazzle! gastronomic is an interesting form of culinary

    • @Jolis_Parsec
      @Jolis_Parsec 11 місяців тому +1

      Punished “Venom” Whistler, all that’s missing is the eyepatch. 😂

    • @personzorz
      @personzorz 11 місяців тому

      WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

  • @helenwagner9878
    @helenwagner9878 11 місяців тому +7

    The pandemic lockdown left people in the USA starved for something to watch. That's how I found you and started watching all your content

  • @xenon_l_mckeeth
    @xenon_l_mckeeth 11 місяців тому +2

    I always love the theory vs. practice duality of novel craft ideas. Even when I come up with my own crafts to try (and though I try to stick to proven techniques) I always wow myself with how many complications I run into. By the way, I'm making a faux leather centipede plush doll as I watch this.

  • @singingsiren82
    @singingsiren82 11 місяців тому +1

    It's basically put a fake thumbnail up, have people watch it in full to try to find said thumbnail, then have them complain about not having the thumbnail picture in the video, ultimately boosting it up on the algorithm

  • @fonze5664
    @fonze5664 11 місяців тому +4

    I've lately been binging and going down the Jarvis Johnson rabbit hole watching him react to these types of things; gotta love the shout out to him! The man with the premium channel, that is free, but if you watch it you're premium ❤

  • @ErinHawethorne
    @ErinHawethorne 11 місяців тому +3

    I genuinely believe that our resident Fact Boy loved being able to destroy these DIY channels but I feel like Danny is subtly hinting that he is going to DIY himself an escape route with bananas and toothpaste.

  • @Raktus
    @Raktus 11 місяців тому +1

    The saw/drill thing was a bit on the Red Green Show, a long running Canadian comedy show. It had a Handyman Corner bit where the main character would teach you how to do things with stuff laying around your house in obviously horrible ideas. A lot of them involved sawing bits off your car and duct taping stuff to it.

  • @GnrMilligan
    @GnrMilligan 11 місяців тому +2

    Simon telling his tale about him having ice cream in a restaurant just shows what a different life he leads to most of us! But you deserve weird ice cream if that's you like Simon, love your delivery and humour!

  • @personzorz
    @personzorz 11 місяців тому +9

    Now I'm picturing Simon doing weird kids UA-cam.
    I would so sign up to a Patreon and be Simon's new business daddy

  • @Shingetsunouta
    @Shingetsunouta 11 місяців тому +3

    … hilariously, I’ve actually had grilled cheese made the “hacked” way described here - it’s apparently a semi-common thing among people who go to a lot of conventions (since hotel rooms will have a fridge for perishables and an iron, but no cooking implements)
    Still don’t recommend it over… literally any other means of procuring foodstuffs, but it’s not the WORST thing these channels have ever put out…

    • @chrism8180
      @chrism8180 11 місяців тому

      If someone is traveling, they usually eat out, and if they intend to cook at the hotel(which seems weird) I'd think they are going to have a hotplate with them

  • @djharrod1764
    @djharrod1764 11 місяців тому +1

    I fell asleep watching a list of Simon’s videos. When I woke up 8hrs later it was still rolling. I wondered house much I helped Simon’s channel by accident.

  • @sventer198
    @sventer198 11 місяців тому +1

    Many people have tried to get UA-cam to do something about these content farms that promote dangerous “hacks” to kids but YT is morally corrupt

  • @customs1003
    @customs1003 11 місяців тому +5

    Anyone else think Simon is AI generated? There's no way one person can be on this many channels with this much content. And the beard is too perfect.

    • @blackc1479
      @blackc1479 11 місяців тому +2

      Not AI, undead actually. That way he doesnt have to sleep. Its not a coincidence that there are no windows in the studio.
      Sam, Danny, and God knows how many others aren't writers, the better the script, the less they have to "donate" to keep the beard glossy.
      Or possibly clones. (Vampire clones?!?)

    • @ultimateskillchain
      @ultimateskillchain 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@@blackc1479see this theory I can get behind. He rarely eats, preferring to drink liquids for sustenance... hates when the sun comes through the window and touches him... Okay, new conspiracy, Simon is a vampire

    • @sjenny5891
      @sjenny5891 11 місяців тому +3

      There was s movie where a guy cloned himself so the clone could go to work and he could have free time.
      Each new clone of a clone developed a more unusual personality.
      Perhaps the real question is what number is this clone?

    • @kizufgsfds
      @kizufgsfds 11 місяців тому

      not AI generated but I did thought he was an actor that gets paid for hosting youtube content scripted for him, just checked on imdb and he seems listed as producer on all those channels but not sure if the site automatically tags the face of a youtube channel as producer

    • @hdfwk4wjj69wjvi8
      @hdfwk4wjj69wjvi8 10 місяців тому

      ​@@kizufgsfdsbro he started these channels but he does only read scripts now

  • @Tamajyn69
    @Tamajyn69 6 місяців тому +1

    My favourite Troom Troom video is "How I Fell in Love With My Kidnappers." Also fun fact, The Soul Company behind 5 Minute Crafts is the 6th most profitable media company in the world. Disney is 7th

  • @amandajones661
    @amandajones661 11 місяців тому +2

    Danny is right about sleeper accounts, at least on old Twitter.

  • @olencone4005
    @olencone4005 11 місяців тому +4

    12:00 "...forced against their will to make videos in some kind of weird UA-cam dungeon..."
    Blink twice if you need Interpol to smash through those brick UA-cam dungeon walls, Simon! :P

  • @helenwagner9878
    @helenwagner9878 11 місяців тому +3

    Not all craft videos are crap.

    • @krisfinley6706
      @krisfinley6706 11 місяців тому

      Very true. LaurDIY has never suggested to anyone they use a hot glue gun to whiten their teeth 😂

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 11 місяців тому +1

    14:51 Some toothpastes will dry up a zit overnight, but it has to have a particular ingredient

  • @rodedogad
    @rodedogad 11 місяців тому +2

    MacGyver: the OG DIY life hack channel.

  • @cravenmoordik
    @cravenmoordik 11 місяців тому +7

    Simon's commentary on how these channels became how they are is basicaly exactly what happened to The Blaze
    #OGBB #OGLC

    • @mjmolina9747
      @mjmolina9747 11 місяців тому

      Most definitely.. 😛💔

  • @ZippoX05
    @ZippoX05 11 місяців тому +5

    Simon needs a DIY channel haha

  • @crystalgreenfield7234
    @crystalgreenfield7234 11 місяців тому +2

    Simon’s new channel: Simon recreates 5 minute crafts videos while going on long, winding tangents and failing terrifically while doing so.

  • @ultimateskillchain
    @ultimateskillchain 11 місяців тому +2

    You are correct about the jeans chair being impossible. Jenna Marbles tried it on her channel, just for fun and knowing it wouldn't work. Sure enough, it was a disaster. A hilarious disaster well worth the watch, of course.

  • @karenelizabeth1590
    @karenelizabeth1590 11 місяців тому +6

    Got to respect Troom Troom for continuing to churn out consistent garbage content while living in a war zone at risk of annexation and nuclear devastation.

    • @Loralanthalas
      @Loralanthalas 11 місяців тому

      America is making record profits l. They're fine. If America enters a recession again, that's when Ukraine will be fucked.

  • @shiggityscott
    @shiggityscott 11 місяців тому +5

    Smash that diy button

  • @Dragonair08
    @Dragonair08 25 днів тому

    On the sandwich vs iron entry. You absolutely can make a great toastie with and iron.
    During COVID, my youngest and I were put in one hotel and my ex husband and our eldest child were put in another hotel. We were reported as being in a room with a kitchen. We had no kitchen. We had a tiny bar fridge and a moldy kettle. Due to lack of staff, our local shop didn't have much in stock so when I was able to I got bread, cheese, butter, ham, and aluminum foil. I made up a sandwich, wrapped it in the foil and used the iron to cook it. It was actually pretty good.

  • @opeeate
    @opeeate 11 місяців тому +2

    Simon if you keep your onions in the refrigerator you'll never have to wear goggles.
    that's my 2 second food hack 😄

    • @ashkitt7719
      @ashkitt7719 11 місяців тому

      Or just not cut the root, where most of the stuff that makes you tear up comes from. Tbh, I've rarely had problems cutting onions.

  • @michaelcherokee8906
    @michaelcherokee8906 11 місяців тому

    Oh my gosh, I got so excited, the clip at 4:47 of the hyper-rapid typing looked so familiar, the outfit, and the fingers, and the emblem, and then I realized that's Best Girl Yuki Nagato!

  • @johnba291972
    @johnba291972 11 місяців тому +1

    The 5 minute crafts people have clearly been to prison. Toothpaste in jail is widely used as substitute for dozens of purposes from glue, to skin creams of various kinds to fillers, blutac, various weights, paint, flavor enhancer, retrieval lines, bug traps, anti-slip surficants, etc etc. Sometimes you'll even find the odd prisoner use it as a handy form of detergent to clean their teeth with.

  • @jorgelotr3752
    @jorgelotr3752 11 місяців тому

    One DIY channel I see (not a hacks channel) shows a lot of expensive DIY that sometimes is not as expensive as buying the thing, sometimes the result is quite good and will never look as good when you do it yourself unless you are a carpenter or something. The month after the PS5 was released, the guy showed at least 3 videos on how to void your warranty, two of which were uploaded the same week it was released.

  • @Maxinidas
    @Maxinidas 10 місяців тому +2

    It's not just UA-cam. I remember reading a "how to" book from the library in the 90's. They had some interesting things like making fire logs made out of newspaper dipped in various chemicals to change the color of the fire (green flame was copper). The one that REALLY took the cake was the "electric hot dog cooker". To assemble it required a peice of wood, 2 long nails, 4 short nails, 4 bottle caps, and one wire with electric prongs. I won't post the instructions here but I remember the book saying in all capital bold faced letters "DO NOT TOUCH HOT DOG WHILE PLUGGED IN!!!"
    People come up with some crazy shit sir... it's just more accessible nowadays.

  • @thatguy66199
    @thatguy66199 11 місяців тому +1

    "Why do I have a saw?" He says, with a hunting knife is stuck in the table next to him.

  • @jomn91
    @jomn91 11 місяців тому +1

    I love how the knife keeps showing up in these vids. I feel like it needs a name now

    • @PhilOsGarage
      @PhilOsGarage 4 місяці тому

      Mr Stabby, or Knifey McKnifeface

  • @chappelle23
    @chappelle23 11 місяців тому

    Funny that this video came up after I just recently started following a DIY channel. It shows how to repurpose old tech around the house or how to build certain things cheaply. Started watching since I recently got a soldering kit.

  • @wolvie1618
    @wolvie1618 7 місяців тому

    For onion tears, my mom saw this hack of where you keep the onion in the fridge and that helps. But if you don't have time to refrigerate your onion, safety goggles like the kind used in chemistry class work well too.

  • @Warbaman
    @Warbaman 11 місяців тому

    Been going through yeeears old blaze videos and just jumped to this recent one and my god the audio quality is insanely better now

  • @sydmouse8686
    @sydmouse8686 10 місяців тому

    I should note if you fall asleep while UA-cam plays it starts playing ads that are 2 hours long, music videos for bands you've never listened to etc. I feel this is being used to up view counts. Like UA-cam is using your stream to up views for channels but using ads so it doesn't mess with your algorithm

  • @francessimmonds5784
    @francessimmonds5784 11 місяців тому +1

    The toothpaste on pimple “hack” has been around for decades, long before the internet. I first heard it at school in the ‘70’s.

    • @mikaruyami
      @mikaruyami 11 місяців тому

      It's because putting toothpaste has agents that can absorb the oil from pimples. So you place the toothpaste on the pump and then place a plaster on top. But it's not an instant fix and will dry out your skin around the area.
      And I don't think all toothpastes have the agent so it only works with specific types.

  • @bestaround3323
    @bestaround3323 11 місяців тому +1

    Very good reason why restrictions for kids content were added. Children can't consent to data collection, which is a major factor of making money.

  • @rhov-anion
    @rhov-anion 11 місяців тому +2

    If stabbing the desk is the new script slap, I'm all here for it, but Simon needs to sell more beard oil and Rotting Turtle to replace his desks.

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 11 місяців тому

    16:55 Grilled cheese with an iron is a super old gimmic. I think they did it in Benny & Joon back in 1993.

  • @felishiakat
    @felishiakat 10 місяців тому

    the denim cushion chair is a neat idea. Just use old worn out jeans and if there are any holes I would use fun little fabric squares to patch up the holes and instead of staples, sew the thing shut. So yeah, that's how I would DIY the denim chair.

  • @ErikBongers
    @ErikBongers 11 місяців тому

    I learned welding, machining, 3d printing, sewing, woodworking and electronics from UA-cam in a way I couldn't possibility have learned through books or would have taken an unreasonable amount of courses. It's really easy to distinguish the good from the bad and the click bait.

  • @thornescapes7707
    @thornescapes7707 11 місяців тому

    I've used a drill to do minor saw work a bunch of times. Usually when I'm up on a scaffold somewhere with a drill and my saw is a long way away. It's useful for removing a small amount of material in a pinch.

  • @FaradHusky
    @FaradHusky 9 місяців тому

    Currently at a saturday evening party whith this video going in the background... The awkward silence after EVERY guy here suddenly all together perked up and looked at the TV when the "FunTube" intro played... priceless wathching them all being questioned by their GFs right afterwards. X3

  • @ai-spacedestructor
    @ai-spacedestructor 4 місяці тому

    11:00 Galvanic Shock: "Galvanic shock or oral galvanism is a term used for the association of oral symptoms due to electric currents occurring between different types of metal used in amalgam dental fillings and their interactions with the electrolytes in saliva."
    I had to look it up because i wasnt aware but yes having electricity run through your mouth does sound slightly dangerous.

  • @bobingabout
    @bobingabout 11 місяців тому

    Related to your surf shark advert.
    Modern Netflix locks your account to your internet connection. It's supposed to stop account sharing, but I'm wondering what it does if you connect through a VPN, because in theory that's connected through a different connection too.

  • @megaflux7144
    @megaflux7144 11 місяців тому +1

    there REALLY should be a global idiocy tax for people who make and use the internet for frivolous idiocy. education, retail, and government sites should be 100% free, but anything outside that should be taxed.

  • @brendakrieger7000
    @brendakrieger7000 11 місяців тому +1

    Ann Reardon ( How to Cook That) does a lot of debunking videos about 5 Minute Crafts. A lot of that stuff is so extremely dangerous and sometimes deadly.

  • @revwroth3698
    @revwroth3698 11 місяців тому

    I read once in a really old cookbook made by some church or other that you can avoid the onion tears by dipping the onion in scalding water before cutting it. In nearly twenty years i still haven't actually tried it yet. I did find out how to cut watermelon into cubes and the best way to fold a t shirt from life hack videos though...

  • @dustinrice8124
    @dustinrice8124 10 місяців тому

    The first 5min craft video I saw showed you how to make a diamond with a hot charcoal briquette stuck in peanut butter and put in the freezer overnight. The "diamond" they showed was larger than the original briquette.

  • @michaelmaguire4147
    @michaelmaguire4147 11 місяців тому

    That "advertising thing" was the government going "you can't collect data on children that's an invasion of privacy" and suing youtube.

  • @ImJCyo
    @ImJCyo 10 місяців тому

    This man has so many youtube channels that every time I'm recommended a new one I'm like "yo is that Simon AGAIN?"

  • @melasn9836
    @melasn9836 11 місяців тому

    I can't tell you how many times I try to look up "how to do (insert knitting/crochet technique here)" on YT, and the technique they're showing isn't possible unless you have 4 arms & are double-jointed.

  • @MearaKat96
    @MearaKat96 11 місяців тому +1

    So the iron thing does work. I did that to make quasodillas in the barracks because we didn’t have stoves but what you do is you melt the cheese a little first with the microwave and or the foil and then put it on the tortilla and keep the heat lower and do it longer

  • @urbanshadow777
    @urbanshadow777 11 місяців тому +1

    Do not make your own sunglasses. Sunglasses made in the EU and US have a UV coating by law because just using tinted glass/ plastic causes your iris to open wider and as tinted glass/ plastic only blocks out the visible spectrum, the invisible UV light can burn your retina because your iris is open wider than usual while wearing the darker glasses.

  • @tammyhollandaise
    @tammyhollandaise 11 місяців тому

    There's also a weird trend of cooking videos where they do everything out in nature. Instead of just having a lovely view in the background, they decide to chop their ingredients in the middle of a stream.

  • @anyawillowfan
    @anyawillowfan 11 місяців тому +1

    Personally I prefer the debunking videos such as those by Ann Reardon.
    I'd say the bigger issue is diy/hack videos that are really dangerous (some of which have caused death), and the 'child' content of having cute visuals against age inappropriate audio (stories of murders and rapes) which parents won't notice because most kids are wearing headphones.

  • @erikstrawn3885
    @erikstrawn3885 11 місяців тому

    With the advent of modern automated advertising advertisers no longer worry about being associated with bad content. The downside is that snake oil salesmen no longer even need to keep a stock of physical snake oil when the content is the snake oil.

  • @buttersstotch4922
    @buttersstotch4922 11 місяців тому +1

    I just keep my mouth closed and breathe through my nose when cutting onions. Can't remember the last time onions bothered me and I dice onions at least once or twice a week.

  • @2lstGun
    @2lstGun 11 місяців тому

    I, too, now find myself wondering. "Why do I have a saw?" The greatest mystery of our time; one the philosophers will truly ponder for centuries to come.

  • @runed0s86
    @runed0s86 11 місяців тому

    How to prevent onion tears: sharpen your knife first. A sharp knife cuts through the onion, a dull one smashes through it, squirting the onion juice into the air.
    Sharper knives are safer too, since they won't get stuck and slip!

  • @punxdoinstuff
    @punxdoinstuff 11 місяців тому

    Damn it Simon!! The very first ad during this video was a diy ad for making a fancy sidewalk😮