The Darkest Corners of YouTube
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- Опубліковано 25 жов 2023
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UK, you just have to pay. Hmmmmm is this a good time for a snarky BREXIT comment?
28:40 You said 40,000 and it's currently at 29,000 😂
ETA 4LIFE!! 🤖
Come on Vessi!! UK, UK, UK!
VESSI EU WHENNNN 😭
I feel like we need to have a throwback Thursday where Simon loses his desk, finds the paper script again, and starts wandering about on tangents while slapping the script on his hand. :D
Ik think Hé is getting old, he needs to sit 😂😂
I love this idea
We need this
Think of the tree's
You are RIGHT, Farmer!
My mom attended a Seventh Day Adventist academy, which had lots of rules for dressing. One of the weirdest rules was that the girls couldn't wear open-toe shoes, bc women's toes would make men think about seggs.
Tell me that rule wasn't created by a foot-fetishist who hated himself.
I knew a church (not SDA) that didn't allow open toed heels because they were "stripper shoes"
I’ve often posited that people who are rabidly homophobic or are anti-trans or act disgusted by people with casual sexual lives do so because they harbor these thoughts and know personally how these desires stand in the way of _them_ feeling like (what they consider to be) a good person. And therefore they try to prevent others from “experiencing” that same internal turmoil, as terribly misguided as that is. So I 100% think you’re on to something.
It’s always the most homophobic people who get outed trying to have anonymous homosexual encounters.
@@threeminuteshate They view those people as porn categories, not actual humans
"Otherwise people would be scamming each other all the time." Simon, this is America. We're three scams in star-spangled trench coat.
GD that was good 👏🏻
America is a pyramid scheme its right on the dollar bill
Another juniper (aka transsexual Marx) fan I see.
Wish I could give you an award. And a t-shirt.
I need merch of this quote
As someone who is in animal rescue I find the easiest way to tell the fake ones are they are more interested in filming than rescuing. If a person is struggling to save an animal cause they can’t put down the camera then chances are they put the animal in danger themselves to film it.
Have rescued many times. Haven’t got a single video to show for it because was too busy worrying about the animal to even think about filming.
Makes me so mad.
There are people gluing shells and barnacles on sea turtles, pretending they found them, and them ripping the stuff off. Also to note, turtles have feeling in their shells, so imagine someone glues things to your back and belly and ripping them off.
Some people are in to that sort of thing... or so I've heard. Not me, of course. I have never had things glued to my back and then torn off before. Allegedly. What's with the 20 questions, anyways?!
Watching those videos to find an example hurt my soul. So much anger and heartbreak.
I think I saw where they are taking ticks off of animals, and then just letting them get them again and again to keep making videos too 😢
@@agiraffe3673 I'd believe it. Some people really suck!
@@ImWearingPantsNow Pants should be illegal. Making someone wear pants is abuse.
I had to lol when I saw the credits ^^
Host: Traumatized
Writer: Disturbed
Editor: Needs therapy
200% comedy gold. :D
I'll be sending my bill to Kevin directly.
14:26 The editor seriously needs more recognition, that's some incredible back and forth
Thank you! It was a pain in the ass to do, but I was determined! So nice to see people appreciating the gag.
Yeah the editing in this episode was awesome!
@@shaunneal9981 Aw, shucks. You're awesome!
@@EveryFairyDies Your inner Sam is really starting to shine through and we revell in the torture.
Embrace the Blaze....
Do it! (Senator Palpatine voice)
Wanna also add that the editing was brilliant 👏
The edits in this video were fucking awesome, Lorelei is taking leaps every time she does it! And finally we have the Metallica bit! Keep the blazes on!!!!
I finally got Metallica in there!!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘 And thank you!
Loving the Metallica especially too 🤘
Lol i knew it was her when i heard that!
Also seems like she likes supernatural ❤
Just a tad!@@katelandcates04
Yeah, I found a channel and he rescued a puppy that was stuck in tar. Heartwarming as it barely survived. Then the next video is rescuing two puppies from tar then a mother and some other puppies and one loses an eye. By the 40th video of tar rescues, I started to suspect he wasn't just coming across these puppies in tar.
The other one is people glueing shit to turtles so he can scrape them off with a knife. I saw a couple of videos and then realised it was the same turtle. He was glueing bits of shit onto his turtle and cutting them off in every video. One the shell and body. I found a video by a vet saying that animal is going through terrible pain in every video and all the comments are "you are so amazing" etc.
Oh man, that is awful. Please tell me you reported the channels.
This sounds like it might be a pretty dark fetish as well as animal abuse. I've personally heard some fetishes that are disturbing enough to be right up there with it. Small things that struggle fetishes is part of how disabled women can make a living in sex work.
@@Numb3r3dDays - Yes, I did. I am a genuine animal lover, so I put quite a lot of time into finding and reporting the channels. I also went through the video comments and wrote directly to everyone donating telling them the truth. There are also videos of vets exposing channels on UA-cam and so you can find the live ones that way and report them.
Simon said videos are more likely real if they have the rehabilitated animals in the videos. But when I researched it some people are even fiming the videos out of order. So they film a healthy animals and then starve it and drop it in a position to "save it". They can then show the healthy clips to make it look like they spent time and money rehabilitating them.
You have to remember that some of these channels are in countries with an average wage of $40 a month and so they can make amazing money from a few Western donations.
@@Kerosene.Dreamswow. How does one even find that out? But I'm glad u told me so if I come across it....still if it's stageð. And they are pròfiting...maybe it's how they can best earn $....? Adults make their own choices
There are quite a few channels from certain countries masquerading as “animal rescue”.
Many use kittens and young cats.
I saw a video from someone who did a deep dive on this subject several years ago and it was very disturbing.
The amount of Supernatural memes just added to my happiness of watching Simon being miserable and uncomfy the entire time. He's earned it from taking away our joy of the original brain blaze set up 😂😅😢
I do agree. We don't even get the old school way once a month. Shame on him.
Was so fun, made covid lockdown so much fun, also RIP in peace ETA
@@jeffsorrows right? And don't get me wrong, I enjoy the new writers and editor .. but I miss our little trio 😭
Woulda been funnier if “I once saw a movie where somebody got hit by a bus, and now I’m triggered by people getting hit by busses” and the Sam immediately cut to “THIS EPISODE SPONSORED BY BETTER HEALTH”
The Trigger Warning reminds me of someone I had worked with where food, weight or anything approaching anything to do with eating disorders would make the poor lass upset. She was so stressful to be around.
"I'm assuming you have the same thing in America, because otherwise people would be scamming the shit out of each other all the time." Yes, Simon, as an American, I can vouch that people here are scamming and scammed all the time - and charities are loosely if at all regulated, so you can never be sure where your money is going when you donate.
Yup. Learned a long time ago. If you want to donate. Go directly to said charity and donate. Don’t do it through the stores, the email, etc. head directly to the source for your donation. Otherwise, everyone takes a cut of said donation.
I worked for a call center for about 3 days that collected for the Fireman Association. 10% is all they had to give to follow regulations... 10% and that is to be considered a non-profit...
What!
@@jackoh991Are you new to America? Anyone screaming deregulation is really screaming for new ways to rob you and get away with it. Anyone asking you to donate is sliding that donation in some rich cocksucker's pocket and laughing at you. If it's a corporation asking, they're really tricking you into funding their end of year tax write off.
@@bannankev Unfortunately, even legitimate charities can be dubious in regards to money actually going where they imply.
Gotta be honest, when I saw the thumbnail for this video, I didn't bother looking to see what channel uploaded this. I just assumed this video would be uploaded to "Into The Shadows", so I prepared myself mentally for a world of darkness and unspeakable horrors. Then I saw the intro and realized this was a "Brain Blaze" video. So that was a sudden tonal shift if there ever was one.
Some of the content may still be dark, but at least we get to have fun with it!
@@ThatWriterKevin no way! Are you *THE* Kevin? As in, Simon's writer Kevin? Because if it it is you, let me just say, your a legend, never stop being awesome!
@@EpicgamerwinXD6669 thanks! 💕
Went looked up the Simon Peppa Pig pic. He shared it to is Twitter May '22.
"This is me in Peppa Pig world.
I showed it to one of my kids.
She did not like it"
😂
I just quickly wanted to point out what an incredible job the new editor, N. Therapy did. Had me laughing a lot and not a lot of people would achieve that whilst a video with themes like this
New editor here, and thank you! My twisted sense of humour was made for this video.
@@EveryFairyDies As a metalhead, I really hope that you continue making the 'killed by metal' videos. I do think that you fit in well with the kind of videos that Simon does but I guess I'll see more of that as time goes on.\M/ )0(
@@Kerosene.Dreams Not to worry, I do intend to continue my Murdered by Metal series! And thanks for watching my channel! 🤞 I might have one out in time for Christmas. Cause what's more Christmassy than a metal murder? 🤘
@@EveryFairyDies Indeed! Keep on rockin' on, Lorelei.
I love how baffled and shocked Simon seems despite ASKING for this topic 😂
26:48 I love the idea of Simon writing something for one of his writers.
As someone who struggled with suicidal thoughts for years and continues to do so that Peppa pig joke made me genuinely happy I stuck around 🤣
you deserve so much happiness, I'm so proud of you for working so hard against difficulties with your mental health and hope that you're doing as well as you can ❤ keep on keeping on, this world is a million times better with you in it!
@@projectjupiter5523 That's very sweet thank you ❤️
Times are tough but I'm still fighting
Dude I felt that, this channel has kept me going lmao
Simon wearing that Vessi hoodie makes him look like the topic of a CC video.
Real life animal rescue is more often like... "Little Timmy is bored of taking care of the pet he got for Christmas and his parents are sick of picking up the slack." So it's off to the sausage factory unless the rescue steps in to save the dog/cat/whatever.
I get cat and dog videos but those I get are more we found a feral cats that we catch and then see if they are adoptable or channel that tells stories of different people’s pets.
There's also real wildlife rescue that's "people made this thing, usually a water reservoir, with a steep incline and very deficient measures to prevent animals from entering, so we had to go with ropes to get them out before they drowned (sometimes it's too late)", which some people then use as "inspiration" to practice cruelty on their pets (or troubled wildlife they caught by chance) just for the money.
The main difference between both kinds being that the legit ones show at most the discovery, one person in the midst of the rescue and then the rescued animal, all the while giving an explanation of the dangers those waterholes or whatever pose and asking for the authorities to take measures so that they do't have to do it again, while the fake ones tend to develop like someone's idea of a Hollywood movie.
Editor; "The internet is for porn, porn, porn!"
Simon; "Let me tell you about our sponsor..."
🤣
Doing my bit to keep the channel classy.
I want to know how the sponsor's marketing people reacted to that.
That song is from Avenue Q (aka: what if Sesame Street was made in Melbourne)
I don't know if it counts as a dark corner but while watching this video I got an ad claiming that the pineal gland was made to receive cosmic signals discovered by the CIA but fluoride had dimished the glands capability to receive these signals. All this was read in a really strange Swedish accent.
I liked it, I really needed a good laugh.
...something about penile gland and Swedish girls...
Of course it's all true. That's why they harvest them from the very young and eat them.
What have you been searching for and watching for Adsense to think that was relevant to you, hmm?
@@semaj_5022 Sorry to be really boring but I turned off personalised ads way back so it tends to reflect the video I'm watching rather than anything else. So if I'm watching Aron Ra or Rationality Rules I get religious ads and I guess that Brain Blaze that has spent a fair amount of time heckling conspiracy theories to make ads about woo woo nonsense a good fit in someone's mind.
My theory about the monkey hate thing: It is people which live around monkeys who hate them.
My wife is an indigenous siberian and through a community, she met other indigenous people from other countries. We once have invited a woman from thailand for dinner and talked a bit about her life in the tribe. She was pretty chill until she told us about the monkeys. Her mood shifted drastically.
The monkeys vandalised villages, broke into homes, destroyed crops, attacked people, spread deadly diseases, etc. The indigenous villagers use rocks, sticks or firearms to kill the monkeys. This is a war between man and nature. The thai woman told that she has thrown a monkey into her fire stove alive, because she believed it was the same which has bitten the neighbours children.
Absolutely loving Simons rants and going off on a tangent.
Another dark and frighteningly easier to find corner of YT lies in wait among "prank" videos. Most legit prank videos are between friends and housemates and they all laugh and it's all good. But there are also too many whereby the victim of the prank is genuinely upset by it - some of these are staged, but many are not. The bad ones where people are genuinely upset often tend to involve children or people with disabilities as the victim. In any sane part of the world, the things done in the videos would constitute physical abuse, psychological abuse, domestic violence, and destruction of property. One infamous YT "prank" family did indeed eventually end up being booted from YT and the parents went to jail for abuse of their children.
Feet fetishism is so common because the center for sexual attraction and the center for feet is right next to each other in the brain, and therefor an overlap in the electric circuits can easily happen.
There was a guy who had such an overlap but with reflexes and maths, so he could do complex calculations in litteraly the blink of an eye.
I think Simon needs a vacation. 😂 Somewhere without his kids or internet or tv.
I think that he takes off a fair amount to camp with his boys. If he didn't, we would see a very sad and disheartened Simon, indeed. Especially with the content he makes on Casual Criminalist.
I had a cat who climbed in the same tree once a week. Stayed there for about 5 minutes then we had to climb in the tree and just when you were about to reach the cat she gripped your skulls with all her 4 sets of naily paws until you reached the ground.
Cats are wonderful 😻
If you leave the cat in the tree they figure it out on their own. If they couldn't climb down they shouldn't be able to climb up.
Simon. Watch bluey with your kids. Best kids show ever. As an adult male, I can fully watch bluey for hours even when my kid isn’t around. It’s just that good of a show. And it teaches real life lessons to kids in a lighthearted and mature way.
I'd say watch The Moomins. Loved it as a child, loved it again when my child watched it
@@garbuz3324 never watched it. What platform
Best part of Bluey is the dad isn't some incompetent oaf with no purpose.
Yes! Bluey is fantastic. An Aussie made and set cartoon show that appeals to both kids and adults. If you have kids it really captures what life is like. It's on ABC in Aus but not sure where you can view it outside of Australia.
@@shaunneal9981 Bluey is carried on Disney+ in Canada.
Those instances of people putting animals in danger just to rescue them is one of the strangest genres to emerge, and most of the "wild animals" are just neglected pets.
PETA rescues animals from homeless individuals, euthanizes them, and then throws them away. So...
When I was a new mom, I went looking for breastfeeding tips. Much like my Limewire days, I found a lot more than I bargained for. I reported some videos but since they fell under ‘medical procedure’ they somehow weren’t taken down when that clearly wasn’t a medical professional or any type of clinic.
So no, it really isn’t that hard to find.
yuck, thank you for reporting those. on a similar note, I've heard (but not personally looked into it myself) of videos of home births being posted online for under similar circumstances, which is a whole other level of disturbed if the person giving birth isn't aware and as the child definitely can't consent to it even being uploaded for genuinely medical or educational purposes 🤢
Every time I hear the term "Bad Actors", I think "what? Like porn stars?"
At the current rate of expansion, soon to be 'The Darkest Corners of SimonTube'.
i've also avoided ever having seen "2 girls, 1 cup". and i've been on this earth for 26yrs and i pray that that NEVER changes 😅
So… I watched it once out of curiosity… Described. I never want to see something like that again. Nauseated face.
3:59 pure editorial gold!!!
~bows modestly~
Loving the Supernatural clips! Keep em coming please and thank you! And Lucifer!
And Sabaton
So funny when Simon says he saw Hardcore Prawn thumbnails RIGHT before Kevin said "the only way you can find them is if you knew how to find them" and Simon doesn't see the Implication of that. 😂
Suicide jokes had me laughing too 😂
Man its gonna be an awkward moment when simons kids are old enough to watch this and listen to him talk about his porn preferences. Even if it is brief
The bad thing about channels like sleepyeye being terminated is that UA-cam probably doesn't inform law enforcement so they're probably still out there doing this crap. Keep these channels up until law enforcement finally acts, then take them down.
Also, Simon probably started drinking Everclear straight from the bottle after this video because I damn sure felt like it.
Good point
And yes. Everclear is medicine
YT has a legal obligation to remove certain content and to knowingly allow illegal activities to continue could open them to legal and civil liabilty.
Still better than what Instagram did until very recently. They had literal child porn on their platform, they knew they had literal child porn on their platform, and instead of taking it down, they programmed a pop up to warn you that you were about to look at child porn
@@andiward7068 There's also a legal(and moral) obligation to report illegal content, not just remove it to cover your ass, which takes priority - or should. But as we all know, it doesn't happen.
@@TrafficCamWatch ~ Actually we don't know that; an assumption is not a fact, it is gossip. Google has entire office floors of people that handle these matters, it's a ludicrous claim that they just file it away without so much as a call to the law enforcement entities they are in contact with everyday as a matter of course. Use your head, man.
This is the only channel where the video and the comments are equally entertaining and worth my time.
10:45 Honestly, living with PTSD IS making life pretty hard for people. That's what the "Stress disorder" part in the sentence stands for. I wouldn't want to censor any jokes about that topic (keep in mind that even John Oliver jokes about somebody's statement sounding like a s*****e note like every third episode), but I'm not a fan about making fun about those affected now that I know quite a few.
For most of us, who actively work through it instead of wallowing, humor is great medicine. Jokes about PTSD can be incredibly funny.
I think of many disturbing images, including those in many horror movies, as mental toxins. Similar to lead, mercury, or ionizing radiation in the physical body, these images and scenes stay stuck in our memory. Slowly poisoning our minds and possibly damaging our mental health over time.
Host: Traumatized
Writer: Disturbed
Editor: Needs Therapy
Love that ending XDD
My college music professor has a channel called The Internet Legend where he uploads something random literally everyday for over the past 10+ years. Surprisingly he has a couple of videos with over a million views but they’re very old
Lorelei obviously loves Supernatural and I’m here for it❤
Lorelei has totally never been to a Supernatural Convention and does not have photographic evidence of meeting Jared and Jensen.
26:40 I heard recently that the nerve centers in the brain that register feet sensations is also close to or may overlap the ‘fun centers’ in the brain as well. So it explains why people like others playing with their feet but doesn’t explain foot voyeurism
One) Loved the script and how naive Simon can be, it's adorable.
Two) Will his book and will it be on audible?
Yes. Not sure when, but it will be soon.
Kevin out here doin the Gods' work, shining a light on all the creepy corners of UA-cam. Ty for your service. (Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband.)
Could have sworn i clicked on a notification for joel guy junior from the casual criminalist, but if youtube just wants to fill my evening with simon, im here for it 👌🏿
Lol. Actually just watched that TCC before this.
Same 😂. This was at the top of the recommended list right after listening video on that Joel creep on CC.
Animals tortured in the making of Simons videos = 0
Animals tortured by Simon’s rambling tangents = vast uncountable numbers.
Simon, the p3do thing was people watching CHILDREN in videos, not watching YT kids, specifically. It did change the comments sections of many videos because the creeps were commenting on the young kids in their favorite 'poses' or 'outfits' or whatever and they had been using the comments to communicate with each other. Sick freaks. YT KIds also had an issue with NON kid friendly videos getting through, so the tags and review process gotten tightened up a lot.
The foot fetish thing also has some anatomical reasoning. The sensory area in the brain is roughly divided into different areas of the body and oddly enough the area that processes sensations for the genital's and the feet bump up again one another. Obviously it is much more complex than this simple explanation; its been a long time since I've taken any classes, lol. While I don't personally indulge in this fetish, learning this completely normalized it for me, not that i was ever a kink shamer; just helped me understand and i found it interesting
We gotta give editing pure props! Kept me laughing front to back!
NOW...GET BACK TO WORK!🤣🤣
Thank you!
Alright, alright, I'm working! Please stop whipping me!
I had a friend who after an accident (that was entirely his own fault) created a channel where he’d post videos of his progression through physiotherapy. He had 3 subscribers ( including me) and I was the only person that watched his 5 videos.
I love how another result of searching for the Simon Whistler and Peppa pig search also has a result for Simon getting arrested for witchcraft lol 🧙🏻♂️
I am so ashamed at how hard I laughed at the Lassie bit!
I found that funny too, but my pragmatic f*cking brain couldn't stop whining about the fact that all Lassies were played by male dogs 😶 -:)
@@Foxiz Right!!!!!!!!!!
@@Foxiz you're telling me that even dogs have to deal with the glass ceiling? damn
Nick Crowly has a series of videos on this very topic. He even featured the wet look topic in one as well, calling out one particular user who kept making requests of younger children to do these 'challenges'. He also called out some specific channels who did the fake animal rescue thing.
Being completely pulled out of my drawing by both the good omens and ghosts clips, absolutely love it 🤣🤣
I remember back in early 2000s bunch of guys at work looking at a disturbing website were police photos of a motorcyclist that got dismembered. His head was in one place while his shoulder and arm were 50 feet away. It was one of the most disturbing photos I’ve seen.
Thank you so much, editors, for the SPN content😁
You're always welcome!
The edits/memes were top notch as usual and more! From cartoon Simon blood, the wanted poster, the basement crew I'm not an animal clip, fuckin chef's kiss! 👍👍
Oh you! ☺
Don't forget the "charity"!
@@tubensalat1453 Why does everyone keep putting it in quotation marks?! PLEASE DONATE TO OUR COCAINE FUND!
When I saw the title I thought it was going to be an Into the Shadows video. Thank goodness for the BLAZE!
Yay! A script by Kevin, and now I'm made aware of a book written by my other favorite of Simon's writers!!!
Woot!
Is it out yet? I can't find it on Amazon, but i havent checked other platforms
@@isaackolman2861 Should be. Punch my name and the book title into google. It'll be there. Failing that, add Black Inc.
@@isaackolman2861 I haven't been able to find it either, but I haven't had time to look,lol
I found it but it says it's not available for sale yet. The publish date says October 2023 though so I'm confused! But I want to check it out.
Love how he says "no fucking shot" like shot is the bad word
Loving the Randy Feltface meme, so appropriate for this channel. Thanks Lorelei!
You're welcome! I'm so glad I got to see Randy live a few weeks ago, loved his stuff for many years now.
@@EveryFairyDiesThat's awesome! I myself am Australian and haven't been able to catch him here downunder. Hope you enjoyed it!
@@bellamaria6716 It was great! Also glad I got to see him up here in Brisbane. Helped with the whole "being back in Brisbane" 😂
Well. I'm going to bed with nightmares
13:37 Nice!!
You and I both, Brain Boy.
So far, so good...
I am also very proud of myself that there is at least one horrible viral video I haven't seen (to date). If you don't watch one viral video this year, make it that one!
24:10 I don’t think it’s that uncommon, especially if the person with the fantasy was older when their parent remarried, so didn’t grow up with the other “family members”. Now if you’ve know them most of your life and grown up with them, there are some pretty unhealthy dynamics at play.
@0:55 I...i have heard/seen this song on UA-cam, but with World of Warcraft characters. XD 🤣🤣🤣
Wait, WHAT?!?! Damnit! I need to find that!
Start my big UA-cam binge era with strange Internet mysteries addressing the shower challenge and animal rescue videos... And here it's being Blazed.... It's come full circle. The Internet is a strange land
"I dunno, I just like feet." That image. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel like I need to take a shower after this episode. Very informative, yet incredibly disturbing. Thanks to all to bring this forward.
I felt it was very tame and I feel like it's only tame because it wasn't about when YT first started.
Make sure to keep your clothes on and record it.
Simon adds to his own discomfort without noticing:
In the Vessi ad-read, he gleefully demonstrates their new jacket-and its pockets-pulling out his keys and wallet that are very much not the ones from another regular sponsor which he claims to use daily. 😶
Ayyye dont be a snitch! Mans gotta make money, its a hustle.
Likely he doesnt even regularily drink from that cup, nor even live in that basement, nor even have a guy writing scripts. He is just a skitzofrenic guy hearing scripts and making it work, and its tough stuff.
@@mjfan653 I only half-tattled, I didn’t mention the brand. 🤫😂
Nah, the keys and wallet he pulled out are the extra ones he keeps around for sponsors 😉
Really tho, the keys might be his house keys that he’s been renovating forever
I'm not bothered by that. I am starting to get bothered by companies that brag about being sustainable, but then make their shoes literally out of oil.
The contract with the company probably requires him to say it. UA-camrs always seem to claim to be thrilled with and regularly use whatever they're advertising.
Step incest porn is so prevent cause it's easy to make, all it takes is to add some dialog and you have a fetish film, no need for paying performers extra for BDSM scenes or getting specific performers for a specific fetish. Anyone can say "what are you doing step bro?"
It also answers any questions of how the two may know one another and why they are together in a given location.
Thank you for the fantastic effects on this video. Really pulled it all together
You're welcome! I brought my A-game since this one was a dark one.
I saw a video like this one and they talked about tutorials for Brazilian Waxing. I called BS and looked for myself. Yup. There's plenty of them! Showing everything! All under the guise of educational. Yup.
You can also get away with a lot under the art exemption. Search for Steel Panther Glory Hole
I came for the content, and stayed for the editing 😂
Aw, your comment made my day! Thank you!
18:56 made me laugh out loud at work
Another great co-op effort. Big thanks to all again.
You're welcome, and thank you!
Top notch writing and editing as always!
Simon did alright too I guess.
The thing that always confuses me about the f*tish content is I can understand if someone is into feet - pretty much everyone has them and I guess I can understand someone developing a particular interest in them. But the other more fringe ones have me asking: how does one even figure out it's something they're into? It just seems so unlikely that you'd stumble across the more obscure ones, like the ones mentioned in the video, and just be like, hey, that's hot. 🤨 I don't get it.
Don't kink-shame me!! 😅😅
@@ImWearingPantsNow This comment with that username is perfect. 😂
I guess for the more obscure ones people actually do stumble upon them; or something that is close or related and then follow that line of interest.
19:35 - "Truth is stranger than fiction" - Mark Twain.
26:26 Don't try to sell me any of your foot-weirdo sh*t, Brain Boy! 😅
First hour, thank you Simon and Kevin! Expecting a brilliant video as usual 🎉
And thank you edditor!!! (I'm sorry idk who's editing this one probably Sam, thank you sam)
@@jacksonGPTSam is a gif guru, so that's who I immediately assumed too.
Returning after finished vid, amazing vid 10/10. Great tangents Simon, amazing gifs Sam, brilliant script Kevin
@@Ad_Inferno Actually, that was me, your resident Not-Sam!
@@EveryFairyDies 😂 Well in that case, good work, Not-Sam!
i like mrcrowleys stuff, he needs to post more. also he shines a lot on some terrible people, which is a bonus
I've watched so many history videos from this guy, seeing this content makes me realize why I liked those videos so much, effortlessly charming
Sam and Not-Sam, the heroes we didn’t ask for, but DEFINITELY the heroes we needed.
Love me some fresh Blaze! 😊
Loving all these brain blazes this week
My brother was a police chief. He used to show me pics of crime scenes and accidents. His department has a Road Kill Cafe every year where they get together and have slide shows. It might seem disturbing for some, but we all needed the catharsis.
I always theorized the step-family stuff blew up bc of covid when most people couldnt leave their home... leading to an **ahem** "heightened amount of interest" in that particular fetish.
No. It was a big thing even before then. Like a few years before. It was a fairly well common thing for at least a decade. My theory is that is a reflection of an undercurrent in american society where we had two generations of people where a large portion of the population divorcing and mixing families during mid and late adolescence. So basically people grew up. Some of them decided to make prawnos and they made nostalgic scenarios. Iow the last two gens have been pseudo-insecty.
@@metamorphicorder You are thinking way too hard about it. It is an easy way to answer the question of how the actors know each other and why they are together in a given location. Basically an update of the plumber or door-to-door salesperson stories of the past, but with far more versatility. Sure some of them may lean more into the "family" angle, but the majority will just make one mention of it in the beginning and then never bring it up again. I'm sure you are right that the rise in mixed families probably contributed to the normalization of the concept, but I doubt it was a driving force.
Loving how the editor has slipped in sam and Dean in as much as we all wish we could slip them in 😏
Dean can slip into any space I'm in at any time. 😁
God's sake.
There's a demographic I don't often see.
@@JoshSweetvale #SorryNotSorry 😂😂
20:39 okay, "to insert into dogs" had me gasping for air
P.S. I have covid so....... not as impressive as it sounds, but not zero, either.
I recently found out a lot of cats and other cute animals in pictures online are acctually stuffed. I don't know if I'll ever be able to look at those cute pet accounts the same
I was aware that you shouldn't show your feet because that was literally the only fetish I had heard of...and I'm 50 years old so I've lived a sheltered life apparently.
The turtle barnacles removal videos are horrible because they're hurting the turtles on camera
Those will be touched on in an upcoming video
Battle at Kruger is THE most amazing video EVER! ✌🏼
"if anyone should understand it should be me" says the guy on literally every channel recommended even on a fresh youtube account who's taking over youtube AND THEN THE WORLDDDDDD lmao. Simon's the best.