watching this video until the end is like spending 8 years in college only to use what they learned on the playground in 4th grade. But honestly it describes a lot of people we know who dedicate their life to higher education.
No no no, the clown asks the dad...Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? The dad reply's... Sure I did. Upon which the clown says...Well, he's back in town and he wants your number!
I am a bit dissapointed but can we just acknowledge how good of a storyteller he is, this is easily the best build up to a puncline...even if the punchline is a bail out.
@@MMM82176 The joke is the anticlimax of it all. The joke spent all that time building up to that final moment, and then it was just anticlimactic. That’s the joke
I like this joke because it has some special meaning to me. I was that clown. Ok, in all seriousness, I learned this joke back in 1977 or 1978, when my older brother's fraternity brothers were visiting our house one summer day. I was painting a fence around our back yard and two of the fraternity brothers kindly decided to help me paint. One of them told this joke, but he told it over about an hour and a half to two-hour period, all while we painted that fence. It was so elaborate and drawn out, with the dad going all over the world to learn humor and comebacks, from the Jim Porter School of Snappy Remarks and Comeback Humor, to an old hermit high in the Himalayas. The story was a fun ride while we painted, and it made the final, "F you, clown!" so much more aggravating and hilarious! I've been retelling this joke for decades, much to the dismay of my friends, wife, and children. So great to see it here in a nice, concise version. It still works!
I would love to have a beer with you and my Brothers. I was laughing the whole way through! You have the exact gift of gab that we do. Listening to you spin that yarn was like listening to my Brothers and I. With you, that would make five of us doing our best to make each other laugh.
I told my brother this joke 20 years ago and he laughed until tears streamed down his face. And I can always get him to laugh by simply repeating the punch line. Fantastic joke.
I don't believe it. I haven't heard this joke since probably 1992 or so. It was my buddies favorite joke, and we all went around saying the punchline for years to each other. Thanks for posting this.
I gotta say, I like that joke. It’s set up and delivered really well. In a similar style that the great Norm Macdonald would use. Nice long stretched story and a good ending. I laugh every time I watch it. Good job.
A woman bumps into a car in a shopping mall car park. The door opens and a dwarf gets out and runs around to the front of his car. After looking at the damage he says to the woman I'm not happy! She replies to him. Really which one are you then? 😂😂
A fat lady carrying a pig, a man riding a goat and a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kinda joke?"
Two eggs boiling in a pan. 1st egg- "It's bloody hot in here." 2nd egg- "This is nothing. When you get taken out your head gets smashed in with a spoon."
Professor Richard Wiseman carried out an internet experiment five years ago to find the world's best gag. And a joke written by Spike Milligan topped the poll.
I like the one about the moth who goes to a podiatrist's office. He starts telling the podiatrist all his problems at home and at work. He goes on and on for about 5 minutes. So just imagine I'm going on and on describing this and you are waiting for the punch line. Finally the podiatrist says "Well you seem to have a lot of issues but if I may ask why did you come to see me, I'm a foot specialist. The moth says "Well, I saw the light on." 😂😂😂
Why are there no comments? This was on dumb joke...... And that's why I loved it. You had me giggling to myself for quite awhile. Thanks man. Old school joke telling is a lost art
A nice "shaggy dog story," where the build-up is the key to the joke. Well-timed, told smoothly and without any hesitation or stumbling. This guy knows his shaggy dogs well. (I was about to say that he knows how to shag, but that's not for me to know.)
The original version of this 'shaggy dog story' involved a young man being asked by the clown 'are you the front end of an ass? He says 'no', the clown asks 'are you the back end of an ass', he says 'no' - so the clown says 'so.. you're no end of an ass?' It goes on from there. Made sense with that one. Fathers aren't so bothered about what clowns say - and deal with vengeance differently if they are...
My son was grumpy so I searched “best joke ever”. This was at the top of the list. The joke sucked but it was so bad we laughed and that’s what I was going for so…thanks!
The deeeeeep humor is, that many, many people would use the EXACT same comeback, in the spur of the moment, yet, wistfully daydream about, "what if I had thought to say ........."?
Literally laughed out loud, I will use this today!!!
watching this video until the end is like spending 8 years in college only to use what they learned on the playground in 4th grade. But honestly it describes a lot of people we know who dedicate their life to higher education.
I guess the jokes on us😂😂😂
Brough..😅
amen bro
@@mordysalem1498 😃🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
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"Us" all have afros so the joke really is on THEM. 💩🤣
He should’ve said “that’s Dr. Jackass to you”
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A lot better answer than his joke
that's a lot better
No no no, the clown asks the dad...Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? The dad reply's... Sure I did. Upon which the clown says...Well, he's back in town and he wants your number!
Funny.
I watched this whole thing. You are evil.
I watched it twice
Ha
@@legallyapumpkin3189 were you making sure you didn't skip an important part?
Isn't this a kind of fraud or theft (of time/attention) ?🤔👎
Thanks...i skipped to the end and was grateful.
How do you sell a car to dwarf?
Kneel down and say..
"Do you want to buy a car?"
All those years of studying were way worth it
I am a bit dissapointed but can we just acknowledge how good of a storyteller he is, this is easily the best build up to a puncline...even if the punchline is a bail out.
if you didnt cry you missed the big joke xD or maybe its because I'm high ?
Punchline is perfect no idea what you're on about
F*ck you, Mohammad. Lol. You're right, he tells a great story.
The moral of the story is: „Joke is on you.“
Let that be a lesson...college is a waste of time
I feel like that was supposed to not be funny, but it was so anti climatic I died of laughter
What’s got 3 eyes and 3 legs?.. .. 3 Pirates........ haha ha ha haaaaa
Dude, same
What is the joke?
@@MMM82176 The joke is the anticlimax of it all. The joke spent all that time building up to that final moment, and then it was just anticlimactic. That’s the joke
Same
My new favourite joke
My goodness, the build-up was better than the end result.
The setup was sweet.
The bait and switch was orgasmic.
I like this joke because it has some special meaning to me. I was that clown.
Ok, in all seriousness, I learned this joke back in 1977 or 1978, when my older brother's fraternity brothers were visiting our house one summer day. I was painting a fence around our back yard and two of the fraternity brothers kindly decided to help me paint. One of them told this joke, but he told it over about an hour and a half to two-hour period, all while we painted that fence.
It was so elaborate and drawn out, with the dad going all over the world to learn humor and comebacks, from the Jim Porter School of Snappy Remarks and Comeback Humor, to an old hermit high in the Himalayas. The story was a fun ride while we painted, and it made the final, "F you, clown!" so much more aggravating and hilarious!
I've been retelling this joke for decades, much to the dismay of my friends, wife, and children. So great to see it here in a nice, concise version. It still works!
I call BS. No way frat boys can work two hours straight without a case of beer disappearing.
I laughed so hard in my apartment that my neighbors knocked on the door. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is the joke?
@@MMM82176 that the result of seven years of studies on witty replies was just a stupid f* you reply, nothing witty at all
bless you for being able to enjoy it i found myself feeling so disappointed :(
Easily pleased.
Hilarious, not sure why there's so many dislikes
still dont understand...
Great, great joke teller.
I would love to have a beer with you and my Brothers. I was laughing the whole way through! You have the exact gift of gab that we do. Listening to you spin that yarn was like listening to my Brothers and I. With you, that would make five of us doing our best to make each other laugh.
You know what, it was actually pretty good 10/10
I told my brother this joke 20 years ago and he laughed until tears streamed down his face. And I can always get him to laugh by simply repeating the punch line. Fantastic joke.
It’s like every shooter says
I put the fun in funeral
I don't believe it. I haven't heard this joke since probably 1992 or so. It was my buddies favorite joke, and we all went around saying the punchline for years to each other. Thanks for posting this.
Ah dude thats amazing
It's nothing special. I hear that punchline every day.
Every once in a while I come back to this joke, waiting for it to start gaining popularity.
There is a big difference between you favorite joke, and the best joke ever told.
Nah, this is just simply the best joke ever told
I just ordered an egg and a chicken online.
I'll let you know which comes first.
Brilliant, love it.
That is a damn great long-form joke. Thanks for sharing it!
Bro, my wife and I seriously laughed so hard. Thank You🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💯💯💯
my expectations were so highh
Me too
I gotta say, I like that joke. It’s set up and delivered really well. In a similar style that the great Norm Macdonald would use. Nice long stretched story and a good ending. I laugh every time I watch it. Good job.
He should have said "At least I'm not a clown"
It took him nearly twenty years to realize something most people would have known in 2 seconds
A woman bumps into a car in a shopping mall car park. The door opens and a dwarf gets out and runs around to the front of his car. After looking at the damage he says to the woman I'm not happy! She replies to him. Really which one are you then? 😂😂
This joke was a joke
Funny level -1000
years of academy training wasted
I'm no doctor, but I probably would've said that the first time.
This actually IS the best joke ever 😂 🤣 I nearly died laughing
You are good! I liked it. Thumbs up!
this was the longest 2 minutes and 30 seconds of my life
A fat lady carrying a pig, a man riding a goat and a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kinda joke?"
Loved it 😂😂😂
Two eggs boiling in a pan.
1st egg- "It's bloody hot in here."
2nd egg- "This is nothing. When you get taken out your head gets smashed in with a spoon."
Professor Richard Wiseman carried out an internet experiment five years ago to find the world's best gag. And a joke written by Spike Milligan topped the poll.
I feel like this was meant to waste my time
Gotta say that was a lot better than expected
Nice to see that PHD payed off...
i see , each time we realize the cosmic joke we basically reset and stray away from the joke in order to once again realize the cosmic joke
ANYWAY--are you at Arby's in Neptune,NJ? Inquiring minds want to know....ty
He must be the father in the story who has this Academic degree of insults and profanities. 🤓
Intense Wheezing
All I got out of this is I wan a spicy chicken sandwich , a frosty, and fries
I like the one about the moth who goes to a podiatrist's office. He starts telling the podiatrist all his problems at home and at work. He goes on and on for about 5 minutes. So just imagine I'm going on and on describing this and you are waiting for the punch line. Finally the podiatrist says "Well you seem to have a lot of issues but if I may ask why did you come to see me, I'm a foot specialist. The moth says "Well, I saw the light on." 😂😂😂
stop me if you've heard this one before. horse walks into a bar. bartender says, "why the long face"?
Love this joke.
My laugh was very delayed 😂
Same! It took me like 10 seconds of going "that's not funny", and then I burst into laughter.
I laughed like 3 mins later after I processed the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing 😂
The whole point is that he studied for years and years and that was all he got
I didn't thought of that! Dern!
Pretty goddamn good
after that punchline i feel like the dad.
What did i just hear
Thats actually pretty clever
Haha, great delivery and great anticipation. Well played sir!
Why are there no comments? This was on dumb joke...... And that's why I loved it. You had me giggling to myself for quite awhile. Thanks man. Old school joke telling is a lost art
if leaving blueballed was a joke
U are a great story teller -
1 year ago but still bloody funny
Dude I’m still laughing at this joke
At least I'm not a clown delivering the same line 20 years later!
I knew this would be one of those jokes that don't have an actual punchline
I’d like to see the college syllabus for a major in retorts. That idea was more interesting than the premise of the joke.
Good “education is pointless” joke!! I like it!!
average parking lot joke
thanks man. I had tears coming out of my eyes. Great joke.
This one was all in the setup and delivery. I thought it was a good job.
"What happens when a farmers girlfriend leaves him"?: He gets a John Deere letter....
I guess if you've only ever heard one joke ... love how he thought he nailed it in one take though
I feel like this is a good joke because that’s all I want to tell people 24/7.
Edging in its purest form
best part of this joke is at 2:29
LMFAO I KNEW IT WAS COMING
A nice "shaggy dog story," where the build-up is the key to the joke. Well-timed, told smoothly and without any hesitation or stumbling.
This guy knows his shaggy dogs well. (I was about to say that he knows how to shag, but that's not for me to know.)
That's a lot of dislikes for the best joke ever
Why does this have so many dislikes I thought it was legit hilarious
A shaggy dog story.
So you must have been the dad
Imma tell this to my classmates tommorow
My favorite version of the punchline is
Spoilers
"YOU are the jackass!"
he got his insultciates degree.
I think the greatest joke is that he got me to watch this whole video for nothing
this guy has a van with No windows
The first time I heard this joke I was laughing so hard I kicked the side out of my crib.😂😂😂🇨🇦🇬🇧
The original version of this 'shaggy dog story' involved a young man being asked by the clown 'are you the front end of an ass? He says 'no', the clown asks 'are you the back end of an ass', he says 'no' - so the clown says 'so.. you're no end of an ass?' It goes on from there. Made sense with that one. Fathers aren't so bothered about what clowns say - and deal with vengeance differently if they are...
That was great. That might be one of the best jokes I ever heard.
I LOVED IT!!!!!
My son was grumpy so I searched “best joke ever”. This was at the top of the list. The joke sucked but it was so bad we laughed and that’s what I was going for so…thanks!
I heard this joke like 30 years ago in middle school haha.
The deeeeeep humor is, that many, many people would use the EXACT same comeback, in the spur of the moment, yet, wistfully daydream about, "what if I had thought to say ........."?
The devil himself I love it
"But at least I'm not a clown!"
That's like getting hired as Ronald McDonald and getting to clean toilets at McDonalds. Not the same!
honda prelude in the back