The best joke ever told ever

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  • Опубліковано 18 гру 2024

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  • @caseymeyer5773
    @caseymeyer5773 9 місяців тому +9

    Literally laughed out loud, I will use this today!!!

  • @12vLife
    @12vLife 2 роки тому +35

    watching this video until the end is like spending 8 years in college only to use what they learned on the playground in 4th grade. But honestly it describes a lot of people we know who dedicate their life to higher education.

  • @KevinMartinez-xp9lt
    @KevinMartinez-xp9lt 5 років тому +214

    I guess the jokes on us😂😂😂

    • @labeebashhab
      @labeebashhab 2 роки тому +2

      Brough..😅

    • @mordysalem1498
      @mordysalem1498 2 роки тому +2

      amen bro

    • @yikes3916
      @yikes3916 2 роки тому +1

      @@mordysalem1498 😃🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

    • @yikes3916
      @yikes3916 2 роки тому

      @@labeebashhab brouuughyyyy FOR REALSIES!!!!! 😂😂🤣🤣😋😉🙃🙂🤣😆😄😃😶‍🌫😶‍🌫😶‍🌫😶‍🌫🤧🤧🤮🤮😎🥸🥳🤯

    • @Steve-cm2ys
      @Steve-cm2ys Рік тому

      "Us" all have afros so the joke really is on THEM. 💩🤣

  • @RockTheClock247
    @RockTheClock247 2 роки тому +88

    He should’ve said “that’s Dr. Jackass to you”

    • @rong4189
      @rong4189 6 місяців тому +2

      👍

    • @AAA-o4g
      @AAA-o4g 5 місяців тому +5

      A lot better answer than his joke

    • @aleksander8497
      @aleksander8497 5 місяців тому +5

      that's a lot better

  • @williamwalker5326
    @williamwalker5326 10 місяців тому +15

    No no no, the clown asks the dad...Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? The dad reply's... Sure I did. Upon which the clown says...Well, he's back in town and he wants your number!

  • @GeorgeNiklaus
    @GeorgeNiklaus 3 роки тому +233

    I watched this whole thing. You are evil.

  • @PortmanRd
    @PortmanRd 2 роки тому +4

    How do you sell a car to dwarf?
    Kneel down and say..
    "Do you want to buy a car?"

  • @nicolaignazio
    @nicolaignazio 4 роки тому +18

    All those years of studying were way worth it

  • @muhammadhashir6136
    @muhammadhashir6136 3 роки тому +215

    I am a bit dissapointed but can we just acknowledge how good of a storyteller he is, this is easily the best build up to a puncline...even if the punchline is a bail out.

    • @unknowncrypto7114
      @unknowncrypto7114 2 роки тому +4

      if you didnt cry you missed the big joke xD or maybe its because I'm high ?

    • @dthomscappello
      @dthomscappello 2 роки тому +9

      Punchline is perfect no idea what you're on about

    • @steverenom.299
      @steverenom.299 9 місяців тому

      F*ck you, Mohammad. Lol. You're right, he tells a great story.

  • @marcpabel4768
    @marcpabel4768 4 роки тому +20

    The moral of the story is: „Joke is on you.“

  • @willyjoerockhead
    @willyjoerockhead 3 місяці тому +7

    Let that be a lesson...college is a waste of time

  • @rotisseriechicken4492
    @rotisseriechicken4492 4 роки тому +213

    I feel like that was supposed to not be funny, but it was so anti climatic I died of laughter

    • @pragmatist165
      @pragmatist165 4 роки тому +6

      What’s got 3 eyes and 3 legs?.. .. 3 Pirates........ haha ha ha haaaaa

    • @GEnghis559
      @GEnghis559 4 роки тому +2

      Dude, same

    • @MMM82176
      @MMM82176 4 роки тому +3

      What is the joke?

    • @olivoil9687
      @olivoil9687 3 роки тому +14

      @@MMM82176 The joke is the anticlimax of it all. The joke spent all that time building up to that final moment, and then it was just anticlimactic. That’s the joke

    • @asiac8968
      @asiac8968 3 роки тому +1

      Same

  • @thefeatheredbutcher2806
    @thefeatheredbutcher2806 2 роки тому +1

    My new favourite joke

  • @monsterhunterdude5448
    @monsterhunterdude5448 4 роки тому +10

    My goodness, the build-up was better than the end result.

  • @CyanideSublime
    @CyanideSublime 11 місяців тому +2

    The setup was sweet.
    The bait and switch was orgasmic.

  • @McQ14
    @McQ14 2 роки тому +71

    I like this joke because it has some special meaning to me. I was that clown.
    Ok, in all seriousness, I learned this joke back in 1977 or 1978, when my older brother's fraternity brothers were visiting our house one summer day. I was painting a fence around our back yard and two of the fraternity brothers kindly decided to help me paint. One of them told this joke, but he told it over about an hour and a half to two-hour period, all while we painted that fence.
    It was so elaborate and drawn out, with the dad going all over the world to learn humor and comebacks, from the Jim Porter School of Snappy Remarks and Comeback Humor, to an old hermit high in the Himalayas. The story was a fun ride while we painted, and it made the final, "F you, clown!" so much more aggravating and hilarious!
    I've been retelling this joke for decades, much to the dismay of my friends, wife, and children. So great to see it here in a nice, concise version. It still works!

    • @robw9435
      @robw9435 2 роки тому +7

      I call BS. No way frat boys can work two hours straight without a case of beer disappearing.

  • @pps22001
    @pps22001 4 роки тому +26

    I laughed so hard in my apartment that my neighbors knocked on the door. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MMM82176
      @MMM82176 4 роки тому +4

      What is the joke?

    • @mayaq8324
      @mayaq8324 2 роки тому

      @@MMM82176 that the result of seven years of studies on witty replies was just a stupid f* you reply, nothing witty at all

    • @mordysalem1498
      @mordysalem1498 2 роки тому +2

      bless you for being able to enjoy it i found myself feeling so disappointed :(

    • @MrTonyHeath
      @MrTonyHeath 5 місяців тому

      Easily pleased.

  • @petergriffin8269
    @petergriffin8269 4 роки тому +16

    Hilarious, not sure why there's so many dislikes

  • @caatcher
    @caatcher 2 роки тому +1

    Great, great joke teller.

  • @paulh7589
    @paulh7589 4 роки тому +31

    I would love to have a beer with you and my Brothers. I was laughing the whole way through! You have the exact gift of gab that we do. Listening to you spin that yarn was like listening to my Brothers and I. With you, that would make five of us doing our best to make each other laugh.

  • @lucasorisrex4558
    @lucasorisrex4558 4 роки тому +4

    You know what, it was actually pretty good 10/10

  • @rogerodle8750
    @rogerodle8750 Рік тому +1

    I told my brother this joke 20 years ago and he laughed until tears streamed down his face. And I can always get him to laugh by simply repeating the punch line. Fantastic joke.

  • @Shadyy12
    @Shadyy12 Рік тому +1

    It’s like every shooter says
    I put the fun in funeral

  • @justinjune28
    @justinjune28 4 роки тому +84

    I don't believe it. I haven't heard this joke since probably 1992 or so. It was my buddies favorite joke, and we all went around saying the punchline for years to each other. Thanks for posting this.

  • @spiderdudeproductions
    @spiderdudeproductions 2 роки тому +3

    Every once in a while I come back to this joke, waiting for it to start gaining popularity.

  • @TheGregJill
    @TheGregJill 4 роки тому +80

    There is a big difference between you favorite joke, and the best joke ever told.

  • @kiillabytez
    @kiillabytez Рік тому +8

    I just ordered an egg and a chicken online.
    I'll let you know which comes first.

  • @michaelfirth1075
    @michaelfirth1075 2 роки тому +1

    Brilliant, love it.

  • @OpentheEffinGate
    @OpentheEffinGate Рік тому +1

    That is a damn great long-form joke. Thanks for sharing it!

  • @jasonpascascio4379
    @jasonpascascio4379 4 роки тому +13

    Bro, my wife and I seriously laughed so hard. Thank You🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💯💯💯

  • @ifusubtomepewdiepiewillgiv1569
    @ifusubtomepewdiepiewillgiv1569 4 роки тому +16

    my expectations were so highh

  • @stanparchaiski5394
    @stanparchaiski5394 Рік тому +4

    I gotta say, I like that joke. It’s set up and delivered really well. In a similar style that the great Norm Macdonald would use. Nice long stretched story and a good ending. I laugh every time I watch it. Good job.

  • @sirraymondluxuryyacht8131
    @sirraymondluxuryyacht8131 7 місяців тому +1

    He should have said "At least I'm not a clown"

  • @crazyburkey3677
    @crazyburkey3677 11 місяців тому

    It took him nearly twenty years to realize something most people would have known in 2 seconds

  • @jamesmccusker1433
    @jamesmccusker1433 6 місяців тому +1

    A woman bumps into a car in a shopping mall car park. The door opens and a dwarf gets out and runs around to the front of his car. After looking at the damage he says to the woman I'm not happy! She replies to him. Really which one are you then? 😂😂

  • @_T_R_E_V_O_R_
    @_T_R_E_V_O_R_ 4 роки тому +4

    This joke was a joke
    Funny level -1000

  • @ДжоБайден911
    @ДжоБайден911 2 роки тому +1

    years of academy training wasted

  • @roberto3262
    @roberto3262 2 роки тому +2

    I'm no doctor, but I probably would've said that the first time.

  • @Christina_Cage
    @Christina_Cage 2 роки тому +5

    This actually IS the best joke ever 😂 🤣 I nearly died laughing

  • @tedrobinson372
    @tedrobinson372 2 роки тому +1

    You are good! I liked it. Thumbs up!

  • @peace6566
    @peace6566 3 роки тому +2

    this was the longest 2 minutes and 30 seconds of my life

  • @nunyabidnis5407
    @nunyabidnis5407 4 роки тому +9

    A fat lady carrying a pig, a man riding a goat and a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kinda joke?"

    • @jangid8002
      @jangid8002 9 місяців тому +1

      Loved it 😂😂😂

  • @PortmanRd
    @PortmanRd 2 роки тому +1

    Two eggs boiling in a pan.
    1st egg- "It's bloody hot in here."
    2nd egg- "This is nothing. When you get taken out your head gets smashed in with a spoon."

  • @Wahey
    @Wahey 4 роки тому +2

    Professor Richard Wiseman carried out an internet experiment five years ago to find the world's best gag. And a joke written by Spike Milligan topped the poll.

  • @sillyme1
    @sillyme1 3 роки тому +10

    I feel like this was meant to waste my time

  • @hugodogobob
    @hugodogobob 2 роки тому

    Gotta say that was a lot better than expected

  • @6k911Channel
    @6k911Channel 4 роки тому +1

    Nice to see that PHD payed off...

  • @noir8455
    @noir8455 Рік тому

    i see , each time we realize the cosmic joke we basically reset and stray away from the joke in order to once again realize the cosmic joke

  • @janenore2273
    @janenore2273 2 роки тому +1

    ANYWAY--are you at Arby's in Neptune,NJ? Inquiring minds want to know....ty

  • @VeronicaMcCarrison
    @VeronicaMcCarrison 3 роки тому +10

    He must be the father in the story who has this Academic degree of insults and profanities. 🤓

  • @j-sant-animations8105
    @j-sant-animations8105 4 роки тому +2

    Intense Wheezing

  • @raymondlin8728
    @raymondlin8728 2 роки тому

    All I got out of this is I wan a spicy chicken sandwich , a frosty, and fries

  • @lpr5269
    @lpr5269 Рік тому +5

    I like the one about the moth who goes to a podiatrist's office. He starts telling the podiatrist all his problems at home and at work. He goes on and on for about 5 minutes. So just imagine I'm going on and on describing this and you are waiting for the punch line. Finally the podiatrist says "Well you seem to have a lot of issues but if I may ask why did you come to see me, I'm a foot specialist. The moth says "Well, I saw the light on." 😂😂😂

  • @pokeysdad17
    @pokeysdad17 2 місяці тому

    stop me if you've heard this one before. horse walks into a bar. bartender says, "why the long face"?

  • @RoccoDesta
    @RoccoDesta 3 роки тому +2

    Love this joke.

  • @AceTac
    @AceTac 3 роки тому +7

    My laugh was very delayed 😂

    • @asiac8968
      @asiac8968 3 роки тому +3

      Same! It took me like 10 seconds of going "that's not funny", and then I burst into laughter.

    • @yousifmq
      @yousifmq 3 роки тому

      I laughed like 3 mins later after I processed the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing 😂

  • @nosna91
    @nosna91 4 роки тому +13

    The whole point is that he studied for years and years and that was all he got

    • @Steve-cm2ys
      @Steve-cm2ys Рік тому

      I didn't thought of that! Dern!

  • @carlnelson2922
    @carlnelson2922 9 місяців тому +1

    Pretty goddamn good

  • @bubblegumgo
    @bubblegumgo 2 роки тому

    after that punchline i feel like the dad.

  • @alfrednobel1586
    @alfrednobel1586 4 роки тому +2

    What did i just hear

  • @JustinBlastoff
    @JustinBlastoff 4 роки тому +1

    Thats actually pretty clever

  • @mattiassahlen
    @mattiassahlen 4 роки тому +4

    Haha, great delivery and great anticipation. Well played sir!

  • @TheCaramrod24
    @TheCaramrod24 4 роки тому +4

    Why are there no comments? This was on dumb joke...... And that's why I loved it. You had me giggling to myself for quite awhile. Thanks man. Old school joke telling is a lost art

  • @elgamberro8880
    @elgamberro8880 Рік тому

    if leaving blueballed was a joke

  • @B1nx_S0ka
    @B1nx_S0ka 2 роки тому +1

    U are a great story teller -

  • @Smokey_Wing
    @Smokey_Wing 4 роки тому +2

    1 year ago but still bloody funny

  • @GEnghis559
    @GEnghis559 4 роки тому +4

    Dude I’m still laughing at this joke

  • @zoolygreb7885
    @zoolygreb7885 11 місяців тому

    At least I'm not a clown delivering the same line 20 years later!

  • @thisisachannel.8366
    @thisisachannel.8366 3 роки тому

    I knew this would be one of those jokes that don't have an actual punchline

  • @theshyestsasquatch
    @theshyestsasquatch 6 місяців тому

    I’d like to see the college syllabus for a major in retorts. That idea was more interesting than the premise of the joke.

  • @everardotalamantes1842
    @everardotalamantes1842 3 роки тому +1

    Good “education is pointless” joke!! I like it!!

  • @gabebixler3130
    @gabebixler3130 2 роки тому

    average parking lot joke

  • @blufordbirdsong1834
    @blufordbirdsong1834 4 місяці тому

    thanks man. I had tears coming out of my eyes. Great joke.

  • @aldonapolitano5979
    @aldonapolitano5979 3 роки тому +13

    This one was all in the setup and delivery. I thought it was a good job.

  • @drk321
    @drk321 3 місяці тому

    "What happens when a farmers girlfriend leaves him"?: He gets a John Deere letter....

  • @E-N-R-O-G-E-L
    @E-N-R-O-G-E-L Рік тому

    I guess if you've only ever heard one joke ... love how he thought he nailed it in one take though

  • @whiskyweasal89
    @whiskyweasal89 2 роки тому +1

    I feel like this is a good joke because that’s all I want to tell people 24/7.

  • @rouchar
    @rouchar Рік тому

    Edging in its purest form

  • @judededude
    @judededude 4 роки тому +6

    best part of this joke is at 2:29

    • @Viridian02
      @Viridian02 4 роки тому

      LMFAO I KNEW IT WAS COMING

  • @tristanmacavery96
    @tristanmacavery96 2 роки тому +1

    A nice "shaggy dog story," where the build-up is the key to the joke. Well-timed, told smoothly and without any hesitation or stumbling.
    This guy knows his shaggy dogs well. (I was about to say that he knows how to shag, but that's not for me to know.)

  • @whalecat8049
    @whalecat8049 4 роки тому +2

    That's a lot of dislikes for the best joke ever

  • @Criostoirg
    @Criostoirg 4 роки тому +6

    Why does this have so many dislikes I thought it was legit hilarious

  • @kepler186f4
    @kepler186f4 2 роки тому

    A shaggy dog story.

  • @moonie2465
    @moonie2465 Рік тому

    So you must have been the dad

  • @Cessesalokannel
    @Cessesalokannel 3 роки тому

    Imma tell this to my classmates tommorow

  • @Apethantos
    @Apethantos 2 роки тому +1

    My favorite version of the punchline is
    Spoilers
    "YOU are the jackass!"

  • @isidrosevier1125
    @isidrosevier1125 2 роки тому

    he got his insultciates degree.

  • @RFXLR
    @RFXLR 2 роки тому

    I think the greatest joke is that he got me to watch this whole video for nothing

  • @Chloroformbong
    @Chloroformbong 2 роки тому

    this guy has a van with No windows

  • @KenLonsdale-kp5bj
    @KenLonsdale-kp5bj 5 місяців тому

    The first time I heard this joke I was laughing so hard I kicked the side out of my crib.😂😂😂🇨🇦🇬🇧

  • @johnmurphy4814
    @johnmurphy4814 3 місяці тому

    The original version of this 'shaggy dog story' involved a young man being asked by the clown 'are you the front end of an ass? He says 'no', the clown asks 'are you the back end of an ass', he says 'no' - so the clown says 'so.. you're no end of an ass?' It goes on from there. Made sense with that one. Fathers aren't so bothered about what clowns say - and deal with vengeance differently if they are...

  • @rjmprod
    @rjmprod 9 місяців тому +1

    That was great. That might be one of the best jokes I ever heard.

  • @SonnyGTA
    @SonnyGTA 10 місяців тому +1

    I LOVED IT!!!!!

  • @JenDiggityDirt
    @JenDiggityDirt 2 роки тому +2

    My son was grumpy so I searched “best joke ever”. This was at the top of the list. The joke sucked but it was so bad we laughed and that’s what I was going for so…thanks!

  • @kyleo3614
    @kyleo3614 5 місяців тому

    I heard this joke like 30 years ago in middle school haha.

  • @michaeldaltonsr8954
    @michaeldaltonsr8954 5 місяців тому

    The deeeeeep humor is, that many, many people would use the EXACT same comeback, in the spur of the moment, yet, wistfully daydream about, "what if I had thought to say ........."?

  • @supertough5999
    @supertough5999 2 роки тому

    The devil himself I love it

  • @academicdeaneducation6671
    @academicdeaneducation6671 2 роки тому

    "But at least I'm not a clown!"

  • @beowulfthedane
    @beowulfthedane 9 місяців тому

    That's like getting hired as Ronald McDonald and getting to clean toilets at McDonalds. Not the same!

  • @vukkii3908
    @vukkii3908 4 роки тому

    honda prelude in the back