watching this video until the end is like spending 8 years in college only to use what they learned on the playground in 4th grade. But honestly it describes a lot of people we know who dedicate their life to higher education.
No no no, the clown asks the dad...Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? The dad reply's... Sure I did. Upon which the clown says...Well, he's back in town and he wants your number!
I am a bit dissapointed but can we just acknowledge how good of a storyteller he is, this is easily the best build up to a puncline...even if the punchline is a bail out.
I like this joke because it has some special meaning to me. I was that clown. Ok, in all seriousness, I learned this joke back in 1977 or 1978, when my older brother's fraternity brothers were visiting our house one summer day. I was painting a fence around our back yard and two of the fraternity brothers kindly decided to help me paint. One of them told this joke, but he told it over about an hour and a half to two-hour period, all while we painted that fence. It was so elaborate and drawn out, with the dad going all over the world to learn humor and comebacks, from the Jim Porter School of Snappy Remarks and Comeback Humor, to an old hermit high in the Himalayas. The story was a fun ride while we painted, and it made the final, "F you, clown!" so much more aggravating and hilarious! I've been retelling this joke for decades, much to the dismay of my friends, wife, and children. So great to see it here in a nice, concise version. It still works!
@@WalterWhite-fn3kp The joke is the anticlimax of it all. The joke spent all that time building up to that final moment, and then it was just anticlimactic. That’s the joke
I don't believe it. I haven't heard this joke since probably 1992 or so. It was my buddies favorite joke, and we all went around saying the punchline for years to each other. Thanks for posting this.
I would love to have a beer with you and my Brothers. I was laughing the whole way through! You have the exact gift of gab that we do. Listening to you spin that yarn was like listening to my Brothers and I. With you, that would make five of us doing our best to make each other laugh.
I told my brother this joke 20 years ago and he laughed until tears streamed down his face. And I can always get him to laugh by simply repeating the punch line. Fantastic joke.
I gotta say, I like that joke. It’s set up and delivered really well. In a similar style that the great Norm Macdonald would use. Nice long stretched story and a good ending. I laugh every time I watch it. Good job.
A fat lady carrying a pig, a man riding a goat and a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kinda joke?"
I like the one about the moth who goes to a podiatrist's office. He starts telling the podiatrist all his problems at home and at work. He goes on and on for about 5 minutes. So just imagine I'm going on and on describing this and you are waiting for the punch line. Finally the podiatrist says "Well you seem to have a lot of issues but if I may ask why did you come to see me, I'm a foot specialist. The moth says "Well, I saw the light on." 😂😂😂
Reminds me of an urban legend story about Bozo. Some kids on the show were scuffling and misbehaving. He said "That's a Bozo no-no." One of them replied "Cram it, Clown" on live TV.
Two eggs boiling in a pan. 1st egg- "It's bloody hot in here." 2nd egg- "This is nothing. When you get taken out your head gets smashed in with a spoon."
Professor Richard Wiseman carried out an internet experiment five years ago to find the world's best gag. And a joke written by Spike Milligan topped the poll.
Why are there no comments? This was on dumb joke...... And that's why I loved it. You had me giggling to myself for quite awhile. Thanks man. Old school joke telling is a lost art
My son was grumpy so I searched “best joke ever”. This was at the top of the list. The joke sucked but it was so bad we laughed and that’s what I was going for so…thanks!
A nice "shaggy dog story," where the build-up is the key to the joke. Well-timed, told smoothly and without any hesitation or stumbling. This guy knows his shaggy dogs well. (I was about to say that he knows how to shag, but that's not for me to know.)
I was talking to homeless guy who was asking me for money. I said to him "Neither a borrower, nor a lender be." "That's from William Shakespeare." He paused for a second and started to walk away but he turned back and said "FUCK YOU!" "David Mamet."
I guess the jokes on us😂😂😂
Brough..😅
amen bro
@@mordysalem1498 😃🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
@@labeebashhab brouuughyyyy FOR REALSIES!!!!! 😂😂🤣🤣😋😉🙃🙂🤣😆😄😃😶🌫😶🌫😶🌫😶🌫🤧🤧🤮🤮😎🥸🥳🤯
"Us" all have afros so the joke really is on THEM. 💩🤣
He should’ve said “that’s Dr. Jackass to you”
I watched this whole thing. You are evil.
I watched it twice
Ha
@@legallyapumpkin3189 were you making sure you didn't skip an important part?
Isn't this a kind of fraud or theft (of time/attention) ?🤔👎
Thanks...i skipped to the end and was grateful.
I laughed so hard in my apartment that my neighbors knocked on the door. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is the joke?
@@WalterWhite-fn3kp that the result of seven years of studies on witty replies was just a stupid f* you reply, nothing witty at all
bless you for being able to enjoy it i found myself feeling so disappointed :(
watching this video until the end is like spending 8 years in college only to use what they learned on the playground in 4th grade. But honestly it describes a lot of people we know who dedicate their life to higher education.
No no no, the clown asks the dad...Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? The dad reply's... Sure I did. Upon which the clown says...Well, he's back in town and he wants your number!
I am a bit dissapointed but can we just acknowledge how good of a storyteller he is, this is easily the best build up to a puncline...even if the punchline is a bail out.
if you didnt cry you missed the big joke xD or maybe its because I'm high ?
Punchline is perfect no idea what you're on about
F*ck you, Mohammad. Lol. You're right, he tells a great story.
That was great. That might be one of the best jokes I ever heard.
Literally laughed out loud, I will use this today!!!
I like this joke because it has some special meaning to me. I was that clown.
Ok, in all seriousness, I learned this joke back in 1977 or 1978, when my older brother's fraternity brothers were visiting our house one summer day. I was painting a fence around our back yard and two of the fraternity brothers kindly decided to help me paint. One of them told this joke, but he told it over about an hour and a half to two-hour period, all while we painted that fence.
It was so elaborate and drawn out, with the dad going all over the world to learn humor and comebacks, from the Jim Porter School of Snappy Remarks and Comeback Humor, to an old hermit high in the Himalayas. The story was a fun ride while we painted, and it made the final, "F you, clown!" so much more aggravating and hilarious!
I've been retelling this joke for decades, much to the dismay of my friends, wife, and children. So great to see it here in a nice, concise version. It still works!
I call BS. No way frat boys can work two hours straight without a case of beer disappearing.
This joke was a joke
Funny level -1000
Great, great joke teller.
Brilliant, love it.
This actually IS the best joke ever 😂 🤣 I nearly died laughing
I feel like that was supposed to not be funny, but it was so anti climatic I died of laughter
What’s got 3 eyes and 3 legs?.. .. 3 Pirates........ haha ha ha haaaaa
Dude, same
What is the joke?
@@WalterWhite-fn3kp The joke is the anticlimax of it all. The joke spent all that time building up to that final moment, and then it was just anticlimactic. That’s the joke
Same
All those years of studying were way worth it
Bro, my wife and I seriously laughed so hard. Thank You🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💯💯💯
I don't believe it. I haven't heard this joke since probably 1992 or so. It was my buddies favorite joke, and we all went around saying the punchline for years to each other. Thanks for posting this.
Ah dude thats amazing
It's nothing special. I hear that punchline every day.
I would love to have a beer with you and my Brothers. I was laughing the whole way through! You have the exact gift of gab that we do. Listening to you spin that yarn was like listening to my Brothers and I. With you, that would make five of us doing our best to make each other laugh.
I told my brother this joke 20 years ago and he laughed until tears streamed down his face. And I can always get him to laugh by simply repeating the punch line. Fantastic joke.
Hilarious, not sure why there's so many dislikes
still dont understand...
I gotta say, I like that joke. It’s set up and delivered really well. In a similar style that the great Norm Macdonald would use. Nice long stretched story and a good ending. I laugh every time I watch it. Good job.
The setup was sweet.
The bait and switch was orgasmic.
The moral of the story is: „Joke is on you.“
My goodness, the build-up was better than the end result.
my expectations were so highh
Me too
Every once in a while I come back to this joke, waiting for it to start gaining popularity.
That is a damn great long-form joke. Thanks for sharing it!
There is a big difference between you favorite joke, and the best joke ever told.
Nah, this is just simply the best joke ever told
I just ordered an egg and a chicken online.
I'll let you know which comes first.
You know what, it was actually pretty good 10/10
Hahahaha damn all that schooling just to say two words back hahahahaha. Good one ☝️
Intense Wheezing
🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂 watch till end, best joke in the whole world
Love this joke.
Haha, great delivery and great anticipation. Well played sir!
It’s like every shooter says
I put the fun in funeral
My new favourite joke
A fat lady carrying a pig, a man riding a goat and a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kinda joke?"
Loved it 😂😂😂
My laugh was very delayed 😂
Same! It took me like 10 seconds of going "that's not funny", and then I burst into laughter.
I laughed like 3 mins later after I processed the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing 😂
How do you sell a car to dwarf?
Kneel down and say..
"Do you want to buy a car?"
I like the one about the moth who goes to a podiatrist's office. He starts telling the podiatrist all his problems at home and at work. He goes on and on for about 5 minutes. So just imagine I'm going on and on describing this and you are waiting for the punch line. Finally the podiatrist says "Well you seem to have a lot of issues but if I may ask why did you come to see me, I'm a foot specialist. The moth says "Well, I saw the light on." 😂😂😂
You are good! I liked it. Thumbs up!
At least I'm not a clown delivering the same line 20 years later!
That's a lot of dislikes for the best joke ever
Reminds me of an urban legend story about Bozo. Some kids on the show were scuffling and misbehaving. He said "That's a Bozo no-no." One of them replied "Cram it, Clown" on live TV.
He must be the father in the story who has this Academic degree of insults and profanities. 🤓
I'm no doctor, but I probably would've said that the first time.
Good “education is pointless” joke!! I like it!!
I laughed hard on this one 😂
Pretty goddamn good
Nice to see that PHD payed off...
I like that!
Two eggs boiling in a pan.
1st egg- "It's bloody hot in here."
2nd egg- "This is nothing. When you get taken out your head gets smashed in with a spoon."
I feel like this was meant to waste my time
All I got out of this is I wan a spicy chicken sandwich , a frosty, and fries
1 year ago but still bloody funny
Professor Richard Wiseman carried out an internet experiment five years ago to find the world's best gag. And a joke written by Spike Milligan topped the poll.
Why are there no comments? This was on dumb joke...... And that's why I loved it. You had me giggling to myself for quite awhile. Thanks man. Old school joke telling is a lost art
It took him nearly twenty years to realize something most people would have known in 2 seconds
This one was all in the setup and delivery. I thought it was a good job.
What did i just hear
Q : What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer ???
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A : The TASTE 😂😂😂😂😂
The whole point is that he studied for years and years and that was all he got
I didn't thought of that! Dern!
Gotta say that was a lot better than expected
I laughed and almost choked on my tea
Same.
this was the longest 2 minutes and 30 seconds of my life
My son was grumpy so I searched “best joke ever”. This was at the top of the list. The joke sucked but it was so bad we laughed and that’s what I was going for so…thanks!
We all expected something spectacular but we got ultimate stupid ending. And that's what i call a joke.
U are a great story teller -
ANYWAY--are you at Arby's in Neptune,NJ? Inquiring minds want to know....ty
Dude I’m still laughing at this joke
Why did the orphan go to KFC?
To eat KFC
KFC is the name of the restaurant, sir. You can not eat a restaurant.
A nice "shaggy dog story," where the build-up is the key to the joke. Well-timed, told smoothly and without any hesitation or stumbling.
This guy knows his shaggy dogs well. (I was about to say that he knows how to shag, but that's not for me to know.)
Edging in its purest form
Never heard it before. 😂👍
years of academy training wasted
The devil himself I love it
Oh my gosh this is so funny hahaha...
Heard that in 90
That's like getting hired as Ronald McDonald and getting to clean toilets at McDonalds. Not the same!
I feel like this is a good joke because that’s all I want to tell people 24/7.
i see , each time we realize the cosmic joke we basically reset and stray away from the joke in order to once again realize the cosmic joke
wow... I couldn't expect a thing
he got his insultciates degree.
Jokes on us.
Why does this have so many dislikes I thought it was legit hilarious
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA I seriously fucking loved that
Perfect 😂
I was talking to homeless guy who was asking me for money. I said to him "Neither a borrower, nor a lender be." "That's from William Shakespeare." He paused for a second and started to walk away but he turned back and said "FUCK YOU!" "David Mamet."
True the ending needs work but still funny😅
I guess if you've only ever heard one joke ... love how he thought he nailed it in one take though
if leaving blueballed was a joke
A shaggy dog story.
Amen
' No, I'm a donkey '. 😕
Thats actually pretty clever
OMG I LOVE THISSS
O my Time!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My diarrhea hurts so bad 😭😭