I took trigonometry in college and it gave me an identity crisis. I had to deal with the aftermath. In another math class there were numerals floating in the air and stuck to the ceiling. Those were roamin' numerals. A rubber band in algebra class is a weapon of math disruption. There's a class in elementary school that causes great division-----math class.
I absolutely am a huge huge fan of Dad Jokes. I can still remember growing up in Brooklyn New York my Dad would always love to barbecue especially never would fail when I'd have my girlfriends over for a Friday night or weekend barbecue one of my favorite may I add is the story I'm sharing. He would proudly stand by the Grill as with his hat on that had antlers on them with his favorite sport socks pulled as high as they could up his legs with his apron on that said " I'm the king of Grillin let's be chillin that had a blinking pin that would blink. He would have endless jokes to share. Thank yu for sharing this you made my day! I just want to give a shout out to my amazing Dad who is in heaven along with my amazing mom. I know they are in heaven grillin & chillin & sharing jokes. I get my huge sense of awesome humor from them both. Thank u again , sincerely Lu 🙌🤟🙌❤️🙋
I tried the South Beach diet and it was easy.......I just went there and ate in the restaurants. I tried the seafood diet...when I see food I eat it. If I want a food to have low carbs I eat it in the basement. I watch what I eat..I watch it go into my mouth. I like whole foods...the ones that haven't been stepped on or torn apart. If I want a well rounded meal I have a pizza or cookies.
Hi, I’m Henry Guo. I’ve been spending more than 100,000 hours studying English humor and Western culture and more than 110,000 hours studying Chinese humor and culture. I can supply endless English/Chinese jokes (in English). I’m teaching Chinese language in jokes.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of pavement under his arm.....he says "I'll have a drink for me and one for the road." A set of jumper cables walks into a bar and are stopped just inside the door by the doorman.He says "you can go in but don't start anything."
The deadpan delivery of "plane/plain" got me
The off-camera guy, laughing, made my day!
Too many puns can make me numb,
but math puns make me number.
I took trigonometry in college and it gave me an identity crisis. I had to deal with the aftermath. In another math class there were numerals floating in the air and stuck to the ceiling. Those were roamin' numerals. A rubber band in algebra class is a weapon of math disruption. There's a class in elementary school that causes great division-----math class.
@@randomvideowatcher Your dad joke took so long it became a grandad.
What is two thirds of a pun? P U!
LAUGHTER, the best medicine😂❤
I enjoy taking the bus but I hate when the cops make me give it back.
This was better than the Whole Video!
🥁 badump. tsss!!
I took a girl to the gym on a date. She didnt turn up. So I knew right then we weren't going to work out.
..ha. Good one. Maybe tho'..you 'asked a girl...'
@@yvonnerahui8729 Maybe this is why you never get taken to the gym.
😂😂😂
@@yvonnerahui8729 Thanks English lesson Karen. Now back to your basement
"What kind of car does an egg drive?" "A beater..."
I'd give 2 thumbs up if I could!
3:03 - Christian laughs at a joke three times: once when he hears it, once when it's explained to him, and once when he understands it!
And again at 4:30
There are 3 kinds of people in the world. Ones that can count and ones that can't count.
I remember when I got caught stealing a calendar. I got 12 months
I would remove 1 page from my page a day desk calendar and burn it...then I would have a hot date.
My daughter is hearing this one tonight.
I absolutely am a huge huge fan of Dad Jokes. I can still remember growing up in Brooklyn New York my Dad would always love to barbecue especially never would fail when I'd have my girlfriends over for a Friday night or weekend barbecue one of my favorite may I add is the story I'm sharing. He would proudly stand by the Grill as with his hat on that had antlers on them with his favorite sport socks pulled as high as they could up his legs with his apron on that said " I'm the king of Grillin let's be chillin that had a blinking pin that would blink. He would have endless jokes to share. Thank yu for sharing this you made my day! I just want to give a shout out to my amazing Dad who is in heaven along with my amazing mom. I know they are in heaven grillin & chillin & sharing jokes. I get my huge sense of awesome humor from them both. Thank u again , sincerely Lu 🙌🤟🙌❤️🙋
Your life is a movie
@@antoniomortem5783 take that as a compliment. Thank you .
Omg, did you hear about the kidnapping?
Wow great story of great memories
@@abelincoln196I heard they slept well!
This was a riot... You guys are too much fun.
Yee-Haw!
When does a joke become a Dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
When it becomes full groan.
4:58 dad joke, dad moment
I almost dated a psychic, but she left before we met.
I lost my job at the calendar factory...
because I kept missing days...
How bout, I was addicted to the hokey pokey but turned myself around.
I was addicted to soap. I'm clean now.
@@toddwynn3397 😂 nice 👍!
That's what it's all about!
Keep up the good work 👍 1 day at a time
I have kleptomania, but I'm taking something for it.
Two flies 🪰🪰 we’re sitting on a piece of 💩, One of them cut a fart, the other one said…”PLEASE I’m trying to eat here!” 😂😂😂
Very funny and enjoying on Father's day!
They sound and look so serious, and then when they laugh. Its a whole personality change
You guys are great! Laughed till I cried!
5 out of 4 struggle with maths that is gold
How does a pilot like his plane? With a side of wings! 😂
a shell of a yolk... brilliant
otherwise it would be a sedan. hahahah fantastic!
love these dads!!!
Chickens drive hatchbacks.
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion.
Because he was outstanding in his field
You know he was naturally gifted because it was in his genes (jeans)
That one guy who always get the joke.
I laughed at every joke.
I actually liked watching these guys have some silly fun. Really didn't think I would.
I was going to start a new diet but right now I just have too much on my plate.
I tried the South Beach diet and it was easy.......I just went there and ate in the restaurants. I tried the seafood diet...when I see food I eat it. If I want a food to have low carbs I eat it in the basement. I watch what I eat..I watch it go into my mouth. I like whole foods...the ones that haven't been stepped on or torn apart. If I want a well rounded meal I have a pizza or cookies.
5:07: Hey. Quit telling jokes out of your butt...you're cracking up...
Good grief! I wound up laughing my behind off! 🤣🤣
Wow, people still say behind?
@@misbahailia3345 Only Dads who know kids might read some of this stuff. 😅
That was funny! Thanks.
The news was depressing today. "selling quack" cleared that all away!
These jokes are really funny!!
The last one was savage!
I’m in the middle of reading this book about antigravity… it’s so intriguing I couldn’t put it down, 😂😂
rockin' the dad gut too.
Y'all make me laugh too hard
What kind of a car does an egg drive? A Shellby. Or a beater. 😁
What do you a man who sits on the edge of a mountain? Cliff!
Why did the golfer bring another pair of pants?
Answer: Just in case he got a hole in one 😂😂🤣🤣
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo and the raccoon that it could be done without getting squished.
You like 'Rango'?
It's socks.
I like them best when the guys laugh
Unpossible …. 5 out of 4 😂
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Answer: Bison (bye son) 😂😂🤣🤣
I like!
As a bookkeeper I would regularly go to bank to get change for the tills. Used to ask teller for a dollars worth of twenties.
I was going to go to the paranormal convention but it got cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. So now I'm just watching dad jokes on youtube.
That was pretty good! Lol😆
Jay Mason?
Hi, I’m Henry Guo. I’ve been spending more than 100,000 hours studying English humor and Western culture and more than 110,000 hours studying Chinese humor and culture. I can supply endless English/Chinese jokes (in English). I’m teaching Chinese language in jokes.
Very creative of you Henry--what's your favorite joke in English?
it's very hard to name one@@cynthiawadeson8843
Enjoying the jokes...
5:35 Nailed it
My thought exactly! 😃
So so funny jokes
Just the pressure you put yourself under even before the joke, I think that is what creates the crack before the wall falls down.
The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe. 🌎
That sounds like Stephen Wright on-liner!
What kind of a car does an egg drive ? A Beater ! Woka Woka !! Better then theirs .
An imam, a bishop and a rabbi all walk into a bar.
The barman takes one look at them and says "is this some kind of joke?"
A man walks into a bar with a piece of pavement under his arm.....he says "I'll have a drink for me and one for the road." A set of jumper cables walks into a bar and are stopped just inside the door by the doorman.He says "you can go in but don't start anything."
I lost it at im working on it
Egg drives an egg car ton
Tate we gotta start our own Airsoft field
my kind of jokes, but GROAN.
I wish there was more of this
Check out part 2 on my channel!
@@tatenaugle Oh I did already haha :D
1:28 “why do Norwegian ships have barcodes on them? So they can scanthenavyin…
*See Your Future As Bright Like Stars Because The Universe Will Also See It Like That*
_# Ishtiaque Ahmed_
God is not the universe. God MADE the universe.
@@authorcls7164 correct you are dear brother .. ✅🤗
"Because Wants You To See Your Future Bright"
David is the smallest, he played in Saul’s ear
Knee-high-miah should have been the punch line instead of the thing about Peter.
ICU!!!!
I have a joke what’s a fish with no eye? (joke) a fsh 😂
The eggs that I have asked say the drive Nash Scramblers.
Was that Kawai Leonard laughing at :59? 😂
Whats white and black and red all over?
A murdered Zebra
why was the french fry running?..... he was trying to catch up!
Because 10+10 is 20 and 11+11 is twenty too
HAY Bales are not square, rectangular.
Peak a boo…… ICU
I didn’t realize Jason was that funny
What would you call a cat when he drives a bus.
I find carrot sticks really confusing. Are they a reward or a punishment?
how raindear with no head?
no idea
how raindear with no eyes and legs?
still got no idea
Why is 007, Always in a " sticky" situation?
He's a BONDing Agent
Because it's funny
Dry but funny
What did cat say to the Vet?
Im not FELINE so well😿
How do you tell the front of tree?🤔
How do fish keep track of their weight? They carry around scales.
Q) what did mother giraffe say to bad teenage giraffe?
A) Im not sticking my neck out for you
note:to self. 0:30 to 0:40 is gold. and i stopped watching at 0:40 to come back later
What to”say”?
A beater
Why did the snail paint an “s” on the door of his automobile? Because he wanted to see his escargot.
Whats the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant women?
You can unscrew the lightbulb
The chicken could have driven a hatchback
Jay Mason?
huh
Corny jokes never get old
First :P
DAMN, that Shortest man in a Bible was CLEVER.
What kind of car did Jesus's disciples drive? A Honda. Because it says in Acts they were all in one Accord.
Usually the kind of humor at 0:21 gets built up too much.
How come your nose doesn't grow 12 inches? Close then it would be a foot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
O9
Ohio