Bo Burnham - "I'm Bo Yo" Super Extended - Aladdin Theater - 10/16/2009 *EXPLICIT* w/Lyrics
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- Опубліковано 16 жов 2009
- Bo gives us some fun snippets of other songs and then launches into his 11th song "I'm Bo Yo" which turns out to be a super long and crazy extended version. This was at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon on October 16, 2009. The first part he starts playing is the tune to "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton.
Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
But they could probably "tie the knot" in like...
I got a safe full of cherries,
cause I pop it and lock it,
A girl's like a fridge,
once a week you should stock it,
And girl, if your into a rimming
it's only safe if your swimming,
but girl don't sit on the couch
cause I treat my objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My shits so hot I leave your toilet bowl steaming
I'm gonna tarot like the cards of the gypsies
You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses.
If your pants are loose, I'll re-pleat ya.
You're a first time vegan and it's nice to meet ya
I'm bo yo I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better you're not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
I'm a real G that can really find your g spot
Whoa yeah! Help me out doorman!
Go to a Vagina orchard, count 1, 2, 3
Spin that plant around you got a third world CUNT-try
That's right, consider yourself warned
I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn
Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
Your pushing 'em together like a titty Venn diagram
Look at that CRACK excuse me can I buy a gram?
Right below your diaphragm, ass looks like your hiding ham.
First base, were making out mother-f*****
Second base, I'm getting faked out yo
Third base, I'm getting take out
Try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out
But I just don't know
I said I just don't care
I said my flow is so cold
I need a tampon for my polar bear
And you can spell and smell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you think
Chorus
It was all a dream I used to read a quick Nick magazine
Ren and Stimpy, Tommy Pickles and the gang between
I'm watching TV in the dark
Every Saturday Double dare with my main man Marky Mark
Summers, Falls, Winters and Springs
I've seen 19 sets cut me open count the rings
But I wish that I could be 8, 9, or 10
Wearing "Life is Good" t-shirts that made sense back then
You wanna know me well here's a list
When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed
I like palindromes like "do geese see god?"
Or "go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog"
and I can do a rubix cube in a minute 20
Fast food and the internet's plenty for me
I'm simple with one dimple
and a weird mole thing on my left nipple
I'm part of the fattest country on the global scale
and were phat with a ph on the ph scale
Because we're so basic
Give us a house and a car and a kid
So we can raise it praise it blaze it up
and get lasic to see how bad we fucked it up
We all had braces our smiles are fake
Another mother saw her hunter daughter's water break (?)
The Miley Cirus virus is as bad as it gets
and similarly bad is simile Tourette's
'Cause like its like I like my right to like
but like I also have like a life to write right? Wrong.
This is a road kill song but I couldn't avoid the bouncing ball during the sing along
I'm a little tea pot whose steaming mad because the worlds not terrible cuz im hot
1, 2, Fuck You
I take a stroll around the block to relax my mind
and then I walk by the clock just to pass the time
and rhymin', mathematical timin', syntax impacts the intact hymen trust me,
you don't want to fuck with me check my record,
wrecked it on my SAT's I got a 780 math, 730 verbal
kick a Jonas brother and he'll fart out a gerbil
Voice so sweet call me Mr. Herbal Tea
more deadly than Joseph Goebbel's pee
in a swastika Dixie cup
I got a dick full of helium I'll fuck you up
Put up your fists its a battle of wits
and if you bring your facts sis
just the cattle with tits
and I'll get mad at their zits
and paddle their bits
with saddles and whips
and rattle their clits...that was rude.....
Yo, Cause girls are like donuts when I be busting Bo nuts,
I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze
I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
'Cause I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise.
My girl's epileptic cause she's the one I'm jerkin with
Come on you Asian child laborer show me what your working with
Ooooh large machinery
'Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sex
I'm talking about religious sex like a Mormon sect
That says you can't have sex with members of different spects eeeaaaahh...
This description isn't long enough to put the last part in, but you get the idea. "This song's gonna end really awkwardly. Thank you." =)
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"This song is called: If you sing along, I'll fucking kill you"
It's actually this show is called
lol
Justin Campbell it's not timed poorly, it's timed perfectly which is why it works so well, it just wasn't written to include wait time for people to laugh... if you want that with your jokes stick to the monotonous drone that is television
Pretty sure you responded to the wrong comment chain.
Ethan Saucier ikr I was just thinking that
He has so many perfect clever jokes in this song that people don't get because he raps it all so fast
nah i reckon people do get em but its timed poorly so they cant laugh or else they miss jokes
i dont think it was timed poorly, it wasnt written to be performed in front of a crowd
Part of the reason he plays quickly and out of rhythm is to keep people from singing along, it distracts him :P
It makes me cringe when people say cringe
@@BaratoneBass There is no way you can understand all the jokes in this song. Some of them are just too abstruse and complex.
I love that girl who told her friend to "shhh" because she was singing along
probably didn't want Bo to rip her a new asshole like he does when people sing along to his songs xD he's hilarious
He's such a savage I love it xD
What is the timestop
When?
@@mabellinco157 1:57- 2:03 is the girl singing and then the friend's shushh
For the G-spot joke he should have played all the G's on the keyboard and said, "Oh yeah, right there"
*emo Intensifies*
True but people don't know a g note when they hear one
@@quinndenson3489 what does that even mean?
@@quinndenson3489 they are back it doesn't hurt anymoreeee
Isaac Rumley The song welcome to the black parade starts with a piano playing a g note. The band who wrote it, My Chemical Romance, is commonly attributed to be emo
You can tell how much he loathes half of that audience.
He needs to bring a guy with a tranquilizer gun to his gigs.
i think his whole thing about hating the audience is like half all part of the act and half the truth.
+Kalea Kogon I always assumed it's partially an act, because aside from him never really speaking badly about his fans, there was that time during "what." where he broke character to tell everyone how he felt like blessed thanks to his fans and etc, and then he says he's going to "revert back into his stage persona" and does it all dramatically and looks at the crowd like he hates them all.Mostly it's an act, but I can imagine that he gets annoyed when they heckle him since he's less of a stand up comedian and it's more like he puts on one-man shows.
ever since what he has been getting panic attacks when people laugh or interrupt his show. and he covers it up with jokes and small smiles...
Austin Hart Wait for real?
It's his stage persona: Conflicted, unhappy kid who uses comedy to give others what he can't have + arrogant douche that thinks he's better than everyone.
It makes me cringe when people sing along because we all know how much he hates it and you can see him tensing up.
If you sing along i fucking kill you😅
Oli Ok then.... lmao
Oli r/beatmetoit
I think that’s why he sped it up
Oh No in which song?
I like how he sings really fast so the people singing along get tripped up.
He mixed the lyrics of 'I'm Bo Yo' and 'Words, words, words'! Clever!
its from 2009, I dunno if Words Words Words existed yet. Its interesting to see that some of those ideas existed before they were put in their final song
Actually, this was how I'm Bo Yo used to be performed by him. You can find another example from 2009 under the title Bo Burnham Freaks Out Live Hilarious. He realized that it sounded neat after that incident, so he just kept it.
Wow! you guys are like.. Bo Professionals. Bo Pros. I should go to you guys when I wanna know about Bo. Thanks!
Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad Not sure if sarcasm, or genuine feels.
Genuine feels.
"Go hang a salami! I'm a lasagna hog."
That line is what made me love Bo because he successfully put a palindrome into a comedy/rap song. It's the same forward and backward.
Weird al?
yeah that's the whole point. immediately before he said that, he said "I love palindromes like"
He didn't write that himself.
It was on Time Warp Trio before he even hit puberty.
Sara Woolerton yes, but the fact that he successfully integrated that into a song is awesome
Sara Woolerton but he swung and he missed
I hate it when people sing along... the only time you are aloud to sing aloud it when you're watching him through a screen. Not at a show... that's his time to shine!
Zoe Guevara Me everytim lol
Let's keep this one year late chain going bois
i gotchu :)
Payton Laine keep the late comment chain going :)
That one part in repeat stuff as well
I find it amazing that people still have to explain Bo's jokes after so long.
So, so long, :)
His jokes are next level
I laughed so much at "he beat her with an umbrella"
i laughed so much at all of this
Chris Brown is an angry fella
Best extended version of anything. EVER.
agree
I know right
So you and James both like Bo Burnham?
You can hear some people rapping along and you can see how _pissed_ he is.
Does this man just not need air? how does he do it
He's quite tall-his torso is roughly two and a half feet long , and a good deal of that space is taken up by lungs. He needs air, he just has a larger space to hold it all in that most of us
+Madeleine I don't know if this is right or wrong, just very well explained.
Madeleine not to mention he seems to be in good shape, so his lungs would have a larger capacity.
pm menard Yeah i sing along all the time I always need air.
3 years late but: ua-cam.com/video/4NNq9Cxan5E/v-deo.html
It'd be interesting to see if Bo Burnham did a "Retro" show where he plays his old electric keyboard and wears his tie dye shirts etc.
These are the crowds Bo absolutely cannot stand
I love how he inserted jokes into the extended version from his song 'words, words, words' like at 4:44 he starts with walk by the clock just to pass the time or at 5:08 with "a dick full of helium i'll fuck you up" he must have been writing the song during this period
CPTTrenchcoat same
I think he did this because people were singing along
Creasy Fisher he did yeah.what im wondering is if he actually freestyled or if he had that written for another song
Watson Md some of it was from words words words
a few quotes were from words words words and the other is pre-written that's not freestyle
Also some from Hell of a Ride
This is just how he used to perform this song live--
He put I'm Bo Yo and words words words together. That's awesome
I know right!!!!!!!!!
BEST THING EVER!!!!
Im lovin it.
and hell of a ride
The audience was laughing so hard they missed the relationship between sects and sex joke.
He rapped it so fast so no one could sing along oh my god
He may or may not be in love with that doorman...
"ONE.. TWO.. FUCK.. YOU.." Genius.
"...were fat with a ph on the PH scale, cuz were so basic..." LOL
***** ph scale measures if something is acidic or basic.
What does basic have to do with the pH scale? I've always learnt it to be acidic or alkaline.
MilaThePurpleOne on one end is acids, on the other end is bases.
Basic is a synonym for alkaline
I can't help but cringe every time I hear someone singing along, because Bo hates it and it's fun to watch him try and shake them off by changing the song up or singing faster.
I love when he does it.
What makes you say he hates it
@@rosendogavilan8193 maybe bc he said he hates it lmao
Bo is so incredibly attractive...
So are you...
Taco Bell
Ikr
@@pinklily7026 lol
Im not gay but.....
@@starlesscitiess im so sorry for you
Honestly, now that I'm listening to him sing it here, I'm amazed he was able to bring himself to sing it live. I mean having him record it or something is one thing, but I would feel so embarrassed and/or offensive in front of a crowd of people if I had to sing that.
I guess if you've made a career of making more PG-13 jokes, you get used to the embarassment.
my favorite part is when someone shushes someone who's singing along
Rap battle
Eminem Vs Bo
Im sorry, I want to see this happen
Why is this not real yet!!???
This. Needs. To. Happen
Eh. I don't want the Universe to blow up yet.
Yes
it could be allright.. but uhh...if you truly think if given time to prepare that anyone could come close to Eminem, will not happen...Watch Eminems last cypher.
"This is a roadkill song but I couldn't avoid the bouncing ball during the sing along"
Holy shit, how long was he planning this song? So singing along bugs him enough to write a song about, and he waited for a show when it got really bad to sing it? That's pretty cool, yo.
You can see him speeding up and slowing down to try and catch the audience out in singing with him ❤️😂😊
you can see hes trying to sing fast even for the easiest part as "Im bo yo" so the audiences wont sing along. Why the fuck does people sing along? he never asked for it
I was like 8 when I first heard this, and I listen to it now and it like completely different because I understand it.
Oh my god, that Bob Dylan joke is gold.
I died
Oh my are you okay?
Frommsarah no he's dead..
seems serious
yo im back
He is a fucking genius!
One of the most genius lyrical songs ever written. The double and triple entundras are one after the other. Bo got bars
This extended version is pretty juicy
udont nome ayy
EMMET ayy
This is what's cool about comedians who also do music. They can tell normal jokes as well as do jokes that would only work in song format.
AM I SERIOUSLY THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THE BIGGIE SMALLS PART!!!???
I did a double take when I heard that opening line too.
I love how he laughs every now and then, It makes him seem funnier.
You can see him working out the song words words words during this set
i Love how he fucks with the audiance
i love that he rapped it faster and did the extra verse because he knew the audience loved that song. so thoughtful
Kalea Kogon he raped faster so no one could sing along because people were singing along
"When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed" I. Just. Can't. Story of my fucking life!
I love that it looks like he's looking at the camera 😖😖
I heard some early Words Words Words in there. Interesting.
There was like a mixture of three other songs he wrote.
He is such a great performer. He's just so comfortable on the stage... It's relaxing and refreshing. The way he deals with hecklers and mistakes is just so... REAL XP
He’s always just stunned that people like what he does
Only took 8 years for this to reach a million views,glad to see it finally has
I think I would have yelled "WILL YOU SHUT UP" to the audience that was just screaming.
same lmao
I was fortunate to get to go to this show, it was amazing!! Think about it often really...such a talented man. Miss ya Bo, come back soon!
He wouldn't stop playing with his hair 😅😂
Orange Fish7 3 years late and thanks for commenting this, I noticed it too and thought it was so cute lol
"Because BO lingers" Loved it.
I want a 'studio' version of this version.
Me too, very much so!!
Oh boy
I love how he quietly explains some of the puns.
*Bo whispers* "...help me out, doorman"
The fact that can recover from mistakes so perfectly that seems like it's part of his show is an art form.
This song's gonna end really awkwardly. Thank you." =)
I can't help but imagine a young(er) Bo singing songs like this at his school's talent show and his teachers would just feel so uncomfortable on the side as they stifled their laughter and also tried to uphold their jobs as educators.
...just a thought.
**Blowing in the wind**
Am I the only one who didn't hear the other people singing along?
Are you serious?
***** Ain't nobody talkin to you.
get ur ears checked, plz
They didn't sing along after 3:58 because it was an extended version of Oh Bo that's not in the original song everyone's heard
Serious as can be. I was more paying attention to the show tho than how "annoying" the audience was being. But yeah no I didn't hear anybody sing along.
HOW DID I MISS THIS SHOW!?! I live in portland... Now im sad...
It was all a dream, I used to read a quick Nick magazine, Ren and Stimpy, Tommy Pickles and the games between. I'm watching TV in the dark, every Saturday, Double Dare, the main man Marky Mark. Summers, falls, winters and springs, I've seen 19 sets, cut me open count the rings, but I wish that I could be 8, 9 or 10, wearing 'Life is Good' T-shirts, that made sense back then. You wanna know me? Well, here's a list, when I tried to hit puberty, I swung and I missed. I like palindromes like 'do geese see God?' and 'go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog'
Honestly he sings so fast that i when i try and sing along i feel like my voice is going to disappear and its great ✨;D
Blowing in the wind SENT ME
it says aladdin theatre and that means he already dressed up as alladin for halloween
Lmfao
He is actually so talented :)
“One, two, fuck, you”
Best line
4:40
Thank you amanda woldt for recording and posting this. I watched these vids years ago and those doorman shoutouts still get me 😆
I am so glad you got this!! I was at the show wishing I had done just this! Thank you :)
Extended version best version
You're welcome?
Bo is magic.
I'm so thankful that the lyrics are in the description
Fuck yes. Such raw comedy. Makes me wish I could go to a live show.
Holy fuckin shit Eminem watch out!
watched this high, and it was the greatest thing ive ever seen
Inside was so amazing I had to go back and look at some of the old stuff
The first five lines of this extended version I believe were rather smart refferences to Biggie's Juicy. Actually he has been adding on to this addition to I'm Bo Yo for a long time now.
I used to watch bo when I was like 13, the more I watch it as I get older I get more of the jokes I used to blindly laugh at
i saw him live on march 19th this is exactly how he sang I'm Bo Yo at my show! it was great
OMG THANKYO--THIS IS LIKE THE BEST VID OF BO-YO EVERRR! :P
What does he say after the "Help me"
Help me out door man x3
I'm about a year late to this comment but you can probably find it somewhere on youtube. somewhere in this show he says "give it up for doorman" because I think he was holding the door for people and it was during the show so he didn't have to. doorman becomes a running joke throughout this entire show.
I was at that show and I don't know if I've ever laughed that hard in my life.
this is legendary
Wow that really is extended
I bet not a single kid in the audience recognized that his prostitute joke was a tribute to one of Bob Dylan's most important songs
3:17 " It was all a dream, i used to read a quick nick magazine, ren and stimpy tommy pickles and the gang between, i used to watch TV in the dark, every saturday, double dare with my main man Marky Mark."
LYRICAL GENIUS.
Bo is beast and i love rant by him its awesome
I liked it when he said [REDACTED] in that fast flow
give it up for doorman...
Watch out Eminem another white rapper is in the house
ive listened to this song religiously and only just noticed the juicy bit
this performance. the one at the aladdin theater is like the best one ive ever seen him do. :D
hes so smart and he makes it funny and hes just funny and i wish he was still doing comedy... i send his lyrics randomly to people and thats why i have no friends MEH
Lmao bo started playing a thousand miles
@ThoseRealTears Oooooooh that's a good one! Thanks =)
This is a gem
bo is a gem