Bo Burnham - Statistics + "New Math" - Aladdin Theater - 10/16/2009 *EXPLICIT*

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  • Bo talks about statistics and sings his 10th song "New Math" at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon on October 16, 2009.
    WARNING: THESE VIDEOS CONTAIN EXPLICIT CONTENT - NOT FOR CHILDREN!!! I know that I have a lot of younger followers, but these videos are intended for high school age and older.

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  • @yoshikagekira4471
    @yoshikagekira4471 7 років тому +895

    That blank paged book has stuck with Bo through thick and thin.

    • @reviewer49642
      @reviewer49642 5 років тому +11

      YES IT HAS

    • @yoshikagekira4471
      @yoshikagekira4471 3 роки тому +4

      @@rylanisrael4829 wow, all these real people, this is incredible!

    • @jazielaugustine8139
      @jazielaugustine8139 2 роки тому

      you all prolly dont give a damn but does anybody know a method to get back into an Instagram account..?
      I stupidly forgot my password. I love any assistance you can give me.

    • @kashtonsebastian4802
      @kashtonsebastian4802 2 роки тому +1

      @Jaziel Augustine Instablaster :)

    • @zellaibarra1909
      @zellaibarra1909 2 роки тому

      )love it

  • @onesourdude
    @onesourdude 7 років тому +754

    "If they're under thirteen just do em' in your head" Holy crap I'm ded

    • @bettykline4879
      @bettykline4879 7 років тому +5

      ...yup

    • @shysunny6392
      @shysunny6392 6 років тому +18

      don't even do them in your head
      because that's the making
      of a pedophile creep
      :3

    • @jimmyd.6431
      @jimmyd.6431 6 років тому +51

      Shy Sunny that's the fucking joke

    • @shysunny6392
      @shysunny6392 6 років тому +3

      it's not a joke
      it's creepy

    • @jimmyd.6431
      @jimmyd.6431 6 років тому +29

      dark humor xD

  • @totalmollipop
    @totalmollipop 12 років тому +175

    I love how he abuses his audience when they're being stupid xD

  • @michealmichealaftonafton
    @michealmichealaftonafton 6 років тому +205

    You can hear people singing with him and knowing that he doesn’t like that it makes it a lot more awkward

  • @shmurt11
    @shmurt11 10 років тому +518

    either the audience have heard new math a bunch of times already or they just weren't quick witted enough to understand how funny every line is. croo croo

    • @Ubernator
      @Ubernator 10 років тому +67

      you can hear them singing along...

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 3 роки тому +3

      Probably the former

  • @malitda9648
    @malitda9648 3 роки тому +124

    “and if you know the words please shut the fuck up” i know people think it’s a joke but he’s actually trying to say it without being rude but the delivery was just amazing. he is so smart and talented

  • @jonb8282
    @jonb8282 10 років тому +326

    A lot of the jokes in this song are clever and witty. And you got to think to get them. The dura flame one and the Santa Claus one are really intelligent.

    • @KarlOlofsson
      @KarlOlofsson 10 років тому +7

      Don´t get the dure flame one, but read (and remembered) enough math for the Santa Claus ;)

    • @Xzyzrzq
      @Xzyzrzq 10 років тому +28

      Karl Olofsson ln(x) means the natural log of something and Duraflame's old motto was the unnatural log because of how easily you could make fires with it.

    • @KarlOlofsson
      @KarlOlofsson 8 років тому +5

      Derek Robb Cool, didn´t know there was a brand called that for fake firewood so that was a bit hard haha. Also, there was this character on youtube with a similar name a few years back that Burnham met and had some confused impressions of so I thought he meant him.

    • @dylanrietcheck6547
      @dylanrietcheck6547 6 років тому +1

      What’s the Santa Claus one

    • @Dustin314
      @Dustin314 6 років тому +10

      Dylan Rietcheck Taking the square root of -1 gives you “i” which some call an imaginary number, because you can’t actually get a real answer. And conversely, i^2 gives you -1, a real number. So saying “Santa times i makes him real” is calling Santa imaginary. Another way of saying i^2=-1

  • @MargiTom
    @MargiTom 13 років тому +33

    Bo is a genius. "Whats a bag of chips divided by 5, well thats a nike workers meal".

  • @Phoenix1121212
    @Phoenix1121212 10 років тому +97

    "20 percent of the jackson 5....too soon" ...is the joke

  • @katomiysan
    @katomiysan 10 років тому +36

    I love hearing him sing the word WAY.... it sounds soooooo nice

  • @megablock1064
    @megablock1064 8 років тому +67

    4:18
    How do you trace a scatter plot, give the pencil to Michael J Fox!
    For the people who don't understand this Michael J Fox has Parkinsons disease which effect the movement part of your brain meaning that his movement is as a scatter plot (graph) all over the place.

  • @lefthandedyeti
    @lefthandedyeti 12 років тому +28

    Natural Log or ln(x) is used quite often in mathematics.
    Duraflame is an artificial log that you burn. Thus, it's unnatural.

  • @blake6509
    @blake6509 7 років тому +54

    "this is a song about meth"

  • @kickerpunter
    @kickerpunter 11 років тому +25

    A lot of this song is like that. I didn't understand the Santa Claus multiplied by i joke until my math class in college.

    • @bluespellmaster8592
      @bluespellmaster8592 6 років тому

      kickerpunter it took until college to learn imaginary numbers

  • @grog2724
    @grog2724 7 років тому +37

    Why is my sense of humor this? Meh, I still love Bo

  • @NefariousElasticity
    @NefariousElasticity 2 роки тому +6

    Bo: "... and if you know the words, shut the fuck up"
    One person in the audience every single fucking time who knows the words to every song Bo's ever performed: *IT'S MY TIME*

  • @kivikallo4313
    @kivikallo4313 5 років тому +20

    "WUUUU!"
    "WUU Yes mam I can die"

  • @hchappy125
    @hchappy125 3 роки тому +7

    The ALADDIN theater????
    That's problematic Bo

  • @_Played
    @_Played 5 років тому +4

    2:04 I’m laughing my ass off! XD
    “That’s the joke you fucking idiot!”

  • @asnalelo.165
    @asnalelo.165 3 роки тому +5

    the run he did at 4:39 when he said "set" 🥺😭 so prettyyy

  • @thimmah6466
    @thimmah6466 8 років тому +261

    C-A-L- 'see'(c) - 'you' (u) - lator, nobody got it it think in the audiance.... genius :D

    • @ninjahaz0180
      @ninjahaz0180 7 років тому +15

      Brubbs ahem I'm*

    • @451asians
      @451asians 7 років тому +10

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @daredevilmoon8508
      @daredevilmoon8508 6 років тому +3

      Thimmah Holy shit this conversation is still going on , also that's the only thing I got in the whole song pretty much

    • @hollyweb2
      @hollyweb2 3 роки тому

      @@daredevilmoon8508 lol hi

    • @Silver-qt3nb
      @Silver-qt3nb 3 роки тому

      @@hollyweb2 hi

  • @lovelaina
    @lovelaina 12 років тому +5

    The people who aren't laughing probably didnt graduate from high school....

  • @orangefish727
    @orangefish727 7 років тому +5

    Some dude did a "That's what she said joke"

  • @leahkartsonakis6030
    @leahkartsonakis6030 6 років тому +11

    I hate when I don't get some of them because I know they're hilarious but just going over my head cuz I'm an idiot

  • @pixelfantasizer
    @pixelfantasizer 6 років тому +37

    This song is brilliant. Admittedly there were a few bits in there I had to listen to a few times and cast my mind back to school maths to understand. >_< I'm like a pentium 2 compared to him.

    • @bbjygm
      @bbjygm 2 роки тому +1

      To be fair he had plenty of time making the song to cast his mind back to school math so you shouldn't call yourself slow just based on that

  • @bob15446
    @bob15446 14 років тому +2

    favorite part of this video...i played it over and over again

  • @TheMultiReplayers
    @TheMultiReplayers 13 років тому +7

    I love how includes the audience a lot you dont see that many comedians that do it as much as him haha

  • @ravenstromdans
    @ravenstromdans 13 років тому +17

    "If you know the words, please...shut the fuhk up!" ~dies laughing~

  • @PanTheConcerned
    @PanTheConcerned 5 років тому +1

    almost ten years later and it stays funny

  • @maddiebender5935
    @maddiebender5935 6 років тому +3

    I love him so much omg

  • @CJhasgoneidle
    @CJhasgoneidle 12 років тому +6

    I LOVE this ^.^ I live how the woman's like "TELL THE JOKE!!!" and he just gives her a look, "that's the joke!"

  • @Pseudologion
    @Pseudologion 12 років тому +6

    "This is morbidly ironic, but, uh, my grandmother was a cancer and she was killed by a giant crab." LOL

  • @rundontcrash
    @rundontcrash 14 років тому +2

    I'm the idiot who screamed right after he said theater the first time!

  • @damiandavis4831
    @damiandavis4831 3 роки тому +2

    sad that we cant have things like this any more

  • @me-qv2td
    @me-qv2td 7 років тому +11

    "Woo! Cancer!"

  • @Zebbe18
    @Zebbe18 12 років тому +4

    and if u could read lips you'd see that he said "I'm just kidding" afterwards :)

  • @kfed1991
    @kfed1991 11 років тому +5

    He has Parkinson's disease which causes parts of your body to shake out of control, especially your hands. So a scatter plot is perfect for him because all the dots are out of control

  • @thundercolt1479
    @thundercolt1479 8 років тому +143

    god, this crowd is so horrible.

    • @Sealeopy
      @Sealeopy 7 років тому +22

      Are you saying that people need to force laughter whenever they hear a joke they've already heard? You can tell that Bo hates it when people sing along. He even told specifically _not_ to do it, so there's really no justifying how terrible they were lol

  • @gandalf_thegrey
    @gandalf_thegrey 2 роки тому

    old bo is very raw and I love it

  • @YouTubeAlex666
    @YouTubeAlex666 5 років тому +10

    Lyrics are genius. Really clever... C A L c u lator...

  • @PacoRamirez21
    @PacoRamirez21 13 років тому +2

    'guys, i know.. it's fucking brilliant' =]

  • @420BillyBones
    @420BillyBones 11 років тому +2

    I love that he says "If you know the words, shut the fuck up!" And everyone sings along.....

  • @lillysalazar3068
    @lillysalazar3068 6 років тому +5

    my friend introduced me to Bo Burnham and it changed my life!!

  • @EvilAngel1324
    @EvilAngel1324 12 років тому +7

    See, i is supposed to be an imaginary number, when you multiply imaginary numbers together they make real numbers which are also known as the numbers we're all familiar with. So to multiply Santa (an imaginary) by i(another imaginary) something becomes real :D **For everyone who failed algebra

  • @WhatSayCrochet
    @WhatSayCrochet 9 років тому +23

    "If Kim is half as old as Bobby who is 2 years older than 12 year old Tory, for how many more 30 day months will the three some be considered statutory rape?" In order to solve this problem you need to know the month and year you are starting from.

    • @justjoe233
      @justjoe233 8 років тому

      I assume tori just turned 12

    • @beaniepollard8290
      @beaniepollard8290 8 років тому

      +Carina Garcia You also need to know what country you're in.

    • @mischa2643
      @mischa2643 8 років тому

      Did you include the additional two years of bobby being above age of consent whilst tori is still below to bobby's total?

    • @asilva5021
      @asilva5021 8 років тому +7

      +MegaBlock holy shit

    • @shysunny6392
      @shysunny6392 6 років тому

      always because it's non-consensual

  • @backseatpocket
    @backseatpocket 14 років тому +1

    omfg i love bo ♥

  • @williamb6817
    @williamb6817 2 роки тому +2

    Bo is a pure genius.

  • @cat-ry7xe
    @cat-ry7xe 6 років тому +1

    “And if you know the words, please shut the fuck up” 😂😂😂

  • @captlavin
    @captlavin 13 років тому +2

    After the "I know," he says, "It's fucking brilliant."

  • @Pickle900
    @Pickle900 11 років тому +43

    He has Parkinson's disease & the meds he takes cause him to move involuntarily. And he is a great sport about it, by the way. His official twitter page is filled with him making jokes at his own expense, so no reason for the audience to be offended.

    • @_UGW_
      @_UGW_ 6 років тому +5

      Pickle900 it's a joke and the people who cared as just playing it up

  • @TheJuriamboXD
    @TheJuriamboXD 12 років тому +2

    actually i think it can also be charged with multiple under age participants. as far as i'm aware that still counts as statutory rape even without an adult. although most courts probably wouldn't call it statutory rape.

  • @mischa2643
    @mischa2643 8 років тому +37

    I love the folks who solve the "30 day months" problem like "...well there are 4 30 day months a year-the rest have 31 or 28/29, so...." Sorry friend. That's not quite it

    • @MrShiraz1999
      @MrShiraz1999 8 років тому +7

      yes it is. 30 day month. the 30 days are a condition, and the month part is a condition. therefore for the two conditions to be fulfilled there needs to be a month, that has 30 days. a regular ( say, 31 day) month would not fulfil one of the conditions. so it wouldnt be correct to do it any differently

  • @Bonfireten
    @Bonfireten 13 років тому +6

    thats what she said last night!!
    It got all over the electricals... You're funny!

  • @dajosh42069
    @dajosh42069 13 років тому

    I can see why this one didn't make it onto the album and/or video. But, it's fairly entertaining.

  • @mattneese8571
    @mattneese8571 9 років тому +67

    Kim=7 yr.
    Bobby= 14 yr.
    Tori=12 yr.

    • @kisatorimuru6627
      @kisatorimuru6627 8 років тому

      so that's 132 months.

    • @yeahr1ghty
      @yeahr1ghty 7 років тому +7

      No its not, technically when two minors have sex with each other they are both guilty of statutory raping eachother. It's weird and doesnt make much sense a lot of time, so its almost always dropped by the cops if it comes up

    • @bettykline4879
      @bettykline4879 7 років тому +3

      If they're under 13 just do em in your head!

    • @_UGW_
      @_UGW_ 6 років тому

      Betty Kline yeah but what do you do to Bobby

    • @bobbybutler8897
      @bobbybutler8897 2 роки тому

      @@_UGW_ im legal now

  • @Happy-_
    @Happy-_ 7 років тому +1

    i finally understand why he threatens murder before his show

  • @syfa2846
    @syfa2846 6 років тому +1

    Everyone in the comments loving that they were the only one that got each joke on a video with half a million views

  • @sometimesilovelife
    @sometimesilovelife 13 років тому +1

    Bo IS number one !
    he looks just like number 1.eeeh

  • @nickraad77
    @nickraad77 14 років тому +4

    "Damnit"
    "WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
    "I'm scared- YES MA'M I CAN DIE!!!!"
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA favorite part

  • @sgtfreak0
    @sgtfreak0 11 років тому +25

    10% of men are gay, 20% of men are Chinese, in the decimal form of 0.1 and 0.2 respectively. We then multiply both decimals together to find an answer of 0.02, finally turn that into a percentage of 2%.
    Well assuming that Kim is 7 years old, because she is half of Bobby's age who is 2 years older than 12 year old Tori. After 11 years all three of them will be above 18 years old because Kim is the youngest. So 11 years or 132 months or 3960 days. Just in case any of you were wondering.

  • @domos187
    @domos187 12 років тому

    "pages are blank and YOU FUCKING BOUGHT IT"

  • @TheRealFrostify
    @TheRealFrostify 11 років тому +1

    Worst way to find out that Santa isn't real.

  • @InescapablePain
    @InescapablePain 11 років тому +2

    Although he was asking only about 30 day months, so 44 thirty day months, since there's only 4 30 day months out of the year so take that times 11 equals 44.

  • @HeinousDC
    @HeinousDC 11 років тому +1

    never gotten the duraflame the unnatural log joke >.

  • @AlexCOA
    @AlexCOA 13 років тому +1

    lol "the pages were blank and you fuckin' BOUGHT IT" xD

  • @AlcomRobot
    @AlcomRobot 12 років тому

    @NolteMichael13 You represent a "Natural log" by writing "ln x" in an equation. "Duraflame" is a product that starts fires. It's pretty much a block of a flamable substance that helps to set wood on fire, hence the term "unnatural log."

  • @MichaelMantion
    @MichaelMantion 10 років тому +2

    SO turned on CC because I couldn't understand some of the words. WOW that did not help

  • @TheHazecat
    @TheHazecat 13 років тому +1

    "20% of the jackson five... too soon" xD looooooooooooool

  • @Strife159Highloch
    @Strife159Highloch 13 років тому +1

    I was expecting "take the circumference of you circumSCRIPTION" because it's a geometry pun lol.

  • @Rachelizabeth47
    @Rachelizabeth47 12 років тому

    @Katsight No problem! :) I just thought I'd heard it CUL in a different version. Thanks though!

  • @totalmollipop
    @totalmollipop 12 років тому +1

    "DO IT" and shit like that.

  • @1itemprod
    @1itemprod 11 років тому +1

    Guess what, the pages were blank and you FUCKIN BOUGHT IT! *throws book*
    Fkn cracks me everytime.

  • @oliviadraws6884
    @oliviadraws6884 6 років тому +4

    4:18 that was good.....

  • @TimeLordRaps
    @TimeLordRaps 13 років тому

    the one person that disliked this is bo cuz he hates people putting shit up that hes supposed to get money for

  • @QuikVidGuy
    @QuikVidGuy 12 років тому +1

    "DIED! DIED!" She is very into the show.

  • @soraeclipse3287
    @soraeclipse3287 6 років тому

    Fucking Bo has so much wit

  • @SoVidushi
    @SoVidushi 2 роки тому

    thankyou

  • @MMAMAN13
    @MMAMAN13 12 років тому +1

    @AlcomRobot thanks mate! feel smarter now.

  • @nixibabe17
    @nixibabe17 13 років тому

    what does he say after everyone goes "ooooh" at the michael j fox joke?

  • @Jerryofberry
    @Jerryofberry 6 років тому +2

    Love the santa claus one Ahahaa

  • @nickwilliams6869
    @nickwilliams6869 2 роки тому

    Wonder if he reads any of the comments on his vidios on UA-cam

  • @OrgXIII4U
    @OrgXIII4U 13 років тому

    Can someone help me out please? I understood everything except one part. Can someone please explain the Domain-Domain Range joke to me please? I just don't get it.

  • @riza6392
    @riza6392 10 років тому +6

    I get the other jokes, but I can't understand the link between Lincoln and Kennedy - is it because they were both presidents who were shot? Or is there something more that I'm missing?

    • @centipeda621
      @centipeda621 10 років тому +5

      There are a lot of similarities between the assassinations.
      Google is your friend.

    • @lucasshutt4395
      @lucasshutt4395 10 років тому

      They were both shot and killed. Duh

    • @centipeda621
      @centipeda621 10 років тому

      >_>

    • @rickfrye9525
      @rickfrye9525 3 роки тому

      There's a bunch of weird dates that coincide with both of their presidencies. A lot of weird mathematical similarities somebody put it together and it went around the internet

  • @DTlucky13
    @DTlucky13 13 років тому +1

    Yeah Bo is a Leo and we have the same birthday!!:D

  • @fanoboss
    @fanoboss 13 років тому

    SMART AND FUNNY !!!!! how rare nowadays.

  • @naughtykid000
    @naughtykid000 2 роки тому

    2:14 I decided to listen closely and after he makes the penis joke he says "don't ask me how I know"

  • @Joyhova
    @Joyhova 12 років тому +4

    Haha, I learned that this year! :D

  • @MyXaviour
    @MyXaviour 13 років тому

    @OrgXIII4U domain - domain range means, xxy..its add maths..

  • @ironabsalexander
    @ironabsalexander 13 років тому

    oh i get it domain domain range = xxy = a hermaphodite

  • @kevmicester200076
    @kevmicester200076 12 років тому

    someone please explain the unnatural log joke please? i understand everything else in all of his songs except for this one reference and it's bugging me

  • @cinderblockstudios
    @cinderblockstudios 13 років тому

    Any notice how the notebook never lands?

  • @andrewcarterfanboy
    @andrewcarterfanboy 13 років тому

    hey i dont understand the jonas brothers one can someone please explain it to me

  • @MyMelody625
    @MyMelody625 9 років тому +9

    The only joke I don't get is "link Kennedy and Lincoln with a common factor".

    • @mfuller3398
      @mfuller3398 9 років тому +4

      Conspiracy theorists try to link Kennedy's and Lincoln's assasinations with a "common factor", or something that they both have in common, proving they were connected in some way. But mathematically, a common factor is the amount a arithmetic sequence increases by.

    • @afourthwavefeminism
      @afourthwavefeminism 9 років тому +3

      what the guy above said. it's just extreme coincidences along with some false information in the early 2000s that was spread around via e-mail:
      www.snopes.com/history/american/lincoln-kennedy.asp
      The full list that was spread is here: imgur.com/gallery/9fmUJjl

    • @edgarpinho5848
      @edgarpinho5848 9 років тому +12

      he's just talking about the fact that they were both murdered...

    • @ryangrimmly7716
      @ryangrimmly7716 7 років тому +4

      they were both shot in the head-_-

    • @Linz_Chick
      @Linz_Chick 6 років тому +1

      Both assasinated

  • @JereBearable
    @JereBearable 13 років тому

    What does Bo say after the Michael J Fox joke? I know he says "I know!" but it sounds like he says something else right after that.

  • @StillersFan33
    @StillersFan33 14 років тому

    oh the improv

  • @StopMotionMichigan
    @StopMotionMichigan 13 років тому

    put it all together and...... fucking math

  • @lastcatamount
    @lastcatamount 14 років тому

    she says "Do the joke its fine!"

  • @Strife159Highloch
    @Strife159Highloch 13 років тому +1

    @flakse there are people like that in every audience. Especially this one, which I'm guessing is full of a bunch of college students

  • @SlasherLink119
    @SlasherLink119 13 років тому

    @kyledbsxcwqp - Haha, actually realized it was "guys I know, it's brilliant" after I had it play on my MP3...Thanks!...

  • @SuperGoodBoyTobi
    @SuperGoodBoyTobi 11 років тому +2

    i, the square root of -1, since -1 doesnt have a sqaure root Santa, devided my a nonexisting number, makes him real