GETTING CHOKESLAMMED FOR MONEY-Combat Veteran Reacts (Payday 2) (TheRussian Badger)

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    Buckle up! TheRussianBadger is back with another Payday 2 video. This is a wild ride looking at one of the most bonkers heist games. Ironic of course, because modern heists are just done the computer. But you can still use rob someone wearing a mask.
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  • @MilitaryHistoryGearReview
    @MilitaryHistoryGearReview  Рік тому +57

    Hit Subscribe! Help Me Get That Silver Play Button!

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 Рік тому +1

      us Canadians still rock the pixel CADPAT for whatever reason

    • @NorusSeven
      @NorusSeven 5 днів тому

      @@redmist6630 Indeed Idk Why💀🙏

  • @anajohnson3188
    @anajohnson3188 2 роки тому +1519

    Fun fact: the meth recipe used in Payday 2 is actually just an incredibly dangerous recipe for table salt.

    • @theemeraldking3251
      @theemeraldking3251 2 роки тому +132

      They making salt?

    • @anajohnson3188
      @anajohnson3188 2 роки тому +503

      @@theemeraldking3251 In-world, it's absolutely meth. You try to make it IRL tho, you just gonna end up with some table salt. There was no way in hell the devs were gonna use an *ACTUAL* recipe for meth.

    • @theemeraldking3251
      @theemeraldking3251 2 роки тому +156

      @@anajohnson3188 OH XD I was about to say not only why does it explode but why cops getting mad or you trying to make salt?!

    • @detectivepayne3773
      @detectivepayne3773 2 роки тому +152

      despite that, muriatic acid, caustic soda and hydrogen chloride are all included in an actual recipe

    • @chazo1367
      @chazo1367 2 роки тому +40

      @@anajohnson3188 great way to get sued…

  • @smartboy201
    @smartboy201 2 роки тому +1700

    To be fair about the "Department of Justice"-layout, this was a heist that wasn't introduced in 2019, nor 2018.
    It was launched in October of _2014._

    • @tatchanka5529
      @tatchanka5529 2 роки тому +105

      I forgot about 2014 a lot but I don’t remember police departments sending fully armored people with eod armor and dual machine guns out

    • @corinthiansdaniels3728
      @corinthiansdaniels3728 2 роки тому +91

      @@tatchanka5529 I mean if a ner unlikable terroristic group of theives was coming at them. Why wouldn't they

    • @stephenmemelord2303
      @stephenmemelord2303 2 роки тому +83

      I mean, if a couple dozen clowns sprint around committing war crimes AND LIVE, you would send in the army grade troops too

    • @smartboy201
      @smartboy201 2 роки тому +113

      ​@@stephenmemelord2303 I'd agree, except that it's not necessarily the case.
      It's more like...
      "There. The Payday gang. Send our best."
      "No, sir, we can't."
      "They've killed thousands of our guys, they've been spotted moving nuclear warheads, give me one good reason why we don't send everyone at them!"
      "Sir, Command says they're only playing on "Hard": 1 Skull."
      "... Damn... send, like, 100 Shields, then."

    • @DatsMexi
      @DatsMexi 2 роки тому +6

      @@nathanoncocothammapala6300 yeah same also you ready for the 3rd game idk tbh I think it's a rumor but idk tbh

  • @xuruiyu
    @xuruiyu 2 роки тому +492

    "To carry a taser you need to get tased, to carry pepper spray you need to get pepper sprayed, et cetera."
    Okay, I don't want to join a mortar team anymore

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 2 роки тому +105

      Pfffffff
      "To join the Mortar team you have to get mortared." - totally legit military.

    • @pacifistminigun3987
      @pacifistminigun3987 2 роки тому +8

      lol

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 2 роки тому +2

      @The One And Only Exotic Butters Get shot at by tank.

    • @venerablebrothergoriate5844
      @venerablebrothergoriate5844 2 роки тому +1

      @The One And Only Exotic Butters successfully ricochet a APFSDS round off their sloped foreheads and live 😂

    • @sarahmellinger3335
      @sarahmellinger3335 2 роки тому +56

      @The One And Only Exotic Butters move to Tiananmen Square for a month

  • @mhmsureokay
    @mhmsureokay 2 роки тому +523

    "I don't think tungsten stops bullets"
    demoranch: are you challenging me?

  • @joaopedrosambatti2474
    @joaopedrosambatti2474 2 роки тому +1008

    The lines are real, it's just as great as it sounds

    • @Blap7
      @Blap7 2 роки тому +67

      I've got your DLC RIIGHT HERE!

    • @DR_REDACTED
      @DR_REDACTED 2 роки тому +8

      Hell yeah 100%

    •  2 роки тому +61

      You're up against the wall and I'm the fucking wall.

    • @der_saftmon
      @der_saftmon 2 роки тому +29

      @ WORK SMARTER! NOT HARDER!

    • @percythelittlegreenengine1507
      @percythelittlegreenengine1507 2 роки тому +16

      I know I know I’m late

  • @moronichybrid
    @moronichybrid 2 роки тому +246

    Imagine at the olympics, at the beginning of the 100M a runner throws a grenade directly below him, says "I don't feel too good." when it explodes and then sprint down to the finish line faster than Usain Bolt.

    • @itshxste
      @itshxste 2 роки тому +30

      Pov: you're using the Yakuza perk deck

    • @junconglin
      @junconglin 2 роки тому +18

      @@itshxste i think they were talking about second wind

    • @itshxste
      @itshxste 2 роки тому +20

      @@junconglin still though, with the Yakuza perk deck, the speed boost is permanent

    • @somerandomnon9161
      @somerandomnon9161 2 роки тому +5

      Titanfall 2 moment

  • @skintubby5566
    @skintubby5566 2 роки тому +244

    Fun Fact: Every Line Russian Badger Using is an actual line from the game

    • @conradsmight2220
      @conradsmight2220 2 роки тому +35

      Dozer be like" Your up against the wall , and I am the fucking wall"

    • @Smirving
      @Smirving 3 місяці тому +1

      @@conradsmight2220 Akimbo Smgs: You are against a wrecking ball, and I am the f#ckig wrecking ball.

  • @kurasol7908
    @kurasol7908 2 роки тому +789

    Badger isn’t actually Russian, he is a Canadian who lives in US.
    The story behind the nickname is a little different.

    • @TheBroGamer14082
      @TheBroGamer14082 2 роки тому +24

      whats the story?

    • @flyboy6392
      @flyboy6392 2 роки тому +73

      He also nationalized to the US by serving in the 'Corps

    • @kurasol7908
      @kurasol7908 2 роки тому +220

      @@TheBroGamer14082 I don’t fully remember it but it was something like he wanted his nickname to be the two toughest things he could think of and the two things that came up were badgers and Russians

    • @TheBroGamer14082
      @TheBroGamer14082 2 роки тому +37

      @@kurasol7908 that is dope.

    • @TheBroGamer14082
      @TheBroGamer14082 2 роки тому +5

      @@flyboy6392 what

  • @masterninjamt6497
    @masterninjamt6497 2 роки тому +420

    Well the “thermal drill” is quite literally an industrial grade thermal lance, and the smaller drills are hand drills mounted to doors, so the smaller drills it would make sense the small drills would jam.

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 2 роки тому +49

      And it makes sense the thermal drill breaks because the pipe in the middle (which disappears when it breaks) basically uses itself as fuel with oxygen as an oxidizer to make it burn. So the pipe basically destroys itself while drilling.

    • @zeallust8542
      @zeallust8542 2 роки тому +38

      As somebody who has worked with metal, can confirm, a regular hand drill would need to stop and cool down a ton of time to get through that. Unless you want to drill with an overheating drill and a melted soft af mishapen bit

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 2 роки тому +27

      @@zeallust8542 In game they're run nonstop and visually the drill bit snaps when the door/safe drills break.

  • @Hunterofyeets
    @Hunterofyeets 2 роки тому +395

    Fun fact: The mask name for glowing-eyes trump is "The God Emperor"

  • @BlackdragonTheShadow
    @BlackdragonTheShadow 2 роки тому +320

    Yeah the Payday2 community has a love hate relationship with Cloakers… like their both the most loved and hated enemy in the game… mostly because of their comical taunts… one of which the cloaker asks if the player allowed themselves to get knocked downs just to hear his taunts

    • @basicname1555
      @basicname1555 2 роки тому +36

      THE SAFE WORD IS Police brutality

    • @g80gzt
      @g80gzt 2 роки тому +29

      "NOW GO TO THE FORUMS, AND CRY LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE!" - Cloaker

    • @basicname1555
      @basicname1555 2 роки тому +6

      @@g80gzt I always thought they said corner not forums

    • @rrwevvfaefb5215
      @rrwevvfaefb5215 2 роки тому +18

      then they made a voiceline taunting those players "I bet you let yourself get beat up, just to hear what I have to say"

    • @basicname1555
      @basicname1555 2 роки тому +4

      @@rrwevvfaefb5215 well I may or may not

  • @DraGonKniGht20
    @DraGonKniGht20 2 роки тому +148

    Legit, 100% all those lines from the cops are canon voice lines in the game.

  • @wolfhurricane897
    @wolfhurricane897 2 роки тому +234

    The McGriddle is just a McDonald's breakfast sandwich. And yes they are the real voice lines.

  • @Telruin
    @Telruin 2 роки тому +267

    I remember Sniper Elite (the first one) had a setting for multiplayer where the grenades could be "Realistic" or "Hollywood".
    If the grenade was set to Realistic, you had to throw it as far as possible, and don't go any closer until it exploded, or you would just die.
    I don't recall the diameter numbers. But it was something like, 8 meters for Hollywood, and 50 for Realistic... Maybe I can find these numbers...
    I could not. I know the setting was called "Grenade blast radius", but I didn't find the actual numbers.

    • @thesocialistsarecoming8565
      @thesocialistsarecoming8565 2 роки тому +23

      Probably 15 to 25 meters/yards. I recall hearing that be about the lethal range of most grenades. Hence why they're usually thrown from behind a cover or into a cover or around an obstacle, because you cant throw it far enough to be safe from shrapnel.

    • @Telruin
      @Telruin 2 роки тому +10

      @@thesocialistsarecoming8565 I checked. It was 8 and 20 meter radius. (Close to 22 yards... so it's fairly close)

    • @hadesoftheunderworl
      @hadesoftheunderworl 2 роки тому +7

      IRL, frags usually have a good chance of hitting you with fragmentation >50m
      But blast itself killing you would be at most 15-20m

    • @sciarpecyril
      @sciarpecyril 2 роки тому +5

      @@hadesoftheunderworl, wha? The shock wave is dangerous only within a couple of meters or less. Even the MK3 grenade, containing about 240-280 grams of TNT, was capable of killing a person only within a 2 meter radius.

    • @SomethingBoutEclipse
      @SomethingBoutEclipse Рік тому +1

      So if you threw a Grenade a mile away and move 1 inch forward you instantly die?

  • @kyleblake7522
    @kyleblake7522 2 роки тому +53

    For the talk about people acting dumb at 22:10
    There is a line in the game from Houston where he says "don't act dumb"
    This line was then taken by the devs and told Simon Viklund to make a song using it
    Simon then went on to create the song DonAcDum by using the memes from the game

    • @tonyshum5569
      @tonyshum5569 2 роки тому +2

      this one you mean right? 26:56

    • @herpyderpy5861
      @herpyderpy5861 2 роки тому +8

      It was actually made by Carl noren not Simon

    • @kyleblake7522
      @kyleblake7522 2 роки тому +6

      @@herpyderpy5861 You are correct, I forgot about that

  • @FoxireGaming
    @FoxireGaming 2 роки тому +172

    As a guy whos put 4 digits of hours into this game, the level of customizing you can do in this game might as well be infinite. That doesn't even include mods (yes they exist, yes they are as crazy as you think they would be). This game was just made for mindless violence and a whole lot of crazy. The deeper you go into the game the crazier it gets.

    • @datkhornedog899
      @datkhornedog899 2 роки тому +1

      Are coats and fedoras included?

    • @FoxireGaming
      @FoxireGaming 2 роки тому +7

      @@datkhornedog899 in base? Nah, with dlc? Some options open, with mods? For sure.

    • @datkhornedog899
      @datkhornedog899 2 роки тому +2

      @@FoxireGaming So. Are mods visible?

    • @FoxireGaming
      @FoxireGaming 2 роки тому +6

      @@datkhornedog899 for other players? Only if they run the same thing or you are running a custom server batch, otherwise its just for you.

    • @datkhornedog899
      @datkhornedog899 2 роки тому +3

      @@FoxireGaming Okay.

  • @warbacca1017
    @warbacca1017 2 роки тому +37

    To be fair, the bulldozer can get away with wearing the digital camo because he's not going to use it anyway and will instead just charge in full force.

  • @ampstamp
    @ampstamp 2 роки тому +87

    41:40 the deagle is powerful in payday 2 but the 5/7 can penetrate armor (such as shields) which is something the deagle can't do

    • @alexestu1543
      @alexestu1543 2 роки тому +2

      A deagle?!

    • @ampstamp
      @ampstamp 2 роки тому +3

      @@alexestu1543 yeah

    • @Ze_N00B
      @Ze_N00B 2 роки тому +3

      The Taurus Judge with AP slugs can do that too. It also goes through walls.

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 2 роки тому

      The new Rsh 12 styled gun can also punch holes in everything in game. Not surprising seeing as it fires 12.7x55 aka a .50 caliber round with a case length similar to 45-70Govt

    • @vascofernandes295
      @vascofernandes295 10 днів тому

      @@Ze_N00B But that's a shotgun, not a pistol even tho it sure as heck looks like a revolver

  • @tuptu_2565
    @tuptu_2565 2 роки тому +43

    12:40 "ah yes, so to carry a gun you first need to experience getting shot from it"

  • @fokka6010
    @fokka6010 2 роки тому +56

    About RPGs - in Killing Floor 2 there is a separate damage type for not-yet-armed PRG rocket and there is an enemy type with a weakness to this damage type. Hilarity ensues as demoman runs up to a huge slowly walking chainsaw man and headshots him with an RPG.

    • @Techhunter_Talon
      @Techhunter_Talon 2 роки тому +5

      That's hilarious.

    • @smug8135
      @smug8135 2 роки тому +2

      In a fighting game that has endless fighting, which you can get a fire sword, a fire hammer, a fire spear, breathe fire, and shoot flaming arrows, and one of the ways you can die in pvp is called spawncampdeflectedarrow, and it’s just perfect see it in kill feed,

  • @user-golos
    @user-golos 2 роки тому +42

    30:27 “Human beings don’t have a lot of extra material on them, full stop. The fat ones kinda do” 💀💀💀

  • @cyberdragoon1432
    @cyberdragoon1432 2 роки тому +80

    12:21 Yes I believe so, with the forums quote being a meta joke, as there were difficulty complaints in the past, according to what I remember.

    • @curiouscork6302
      @curiouscork6302 2 роки тому +3

      no it was back in payday 1, there was a dlc for a cloaker caracther, and people complained it was way too silent and weak, so they made this joke to call those complainers out. Like "you did this to yourself"

  • @justinedwards5300
    @justinedwards5300 2 роки тому +71

    While I can't say anything for why the other dozer varients can withstand as much bullets as they do I know the Skull dozer is armored with an in universe alloy called Vivinite which is the same alloy found on Captain Winters' shield.

  • @fugitiveunknown7806
    @fugitiveunknown7806 2 роки тому +55

    God damn the "ending" for payday 2 is a trip. You need the most batshit insane set up of special stuff to achieve it, too.

    • @thundergaming155
      @thundergaming155 2 роки тому +2

      I mean the heist it’s self is a crazy one in concept.

    • @GeassX
      @GeassX 2 роки тому +2

      Which ending? The 'ending' ending or the ending ending? Are we talking about tip of the iceberg or down in the depths?

    • @thundergaming155
      @thundergaming155 2 роки тому

      @@GeassX the one with the biggest loops to jump through to get.

    • @GeassX
      @GeassX 2 роки тому +1

      @@thundergaming155 Ah, so the one that involves stealing the USA from an ancient evil older than the USA. Got it.

    • @sud1881
      @sud1881 2 роки тому +5

      @@GeassX yeah the one where Bain becomes the president and is somehow cannon.

  • @Phantom-hl3tc
    @Phantom-hl3tc 2 роки тому +122

    Oh wow
    I'm so used to seeing TF2 content this caught me off-guard

    • @lordtoomas
      @lordtoomas 2 роки тому +7

      He's reacted to Russian badger before if you didn't see them

  • @FroggerbobT
    @FroggerbobT 2 роки тому +4

    "Explosions near you are super dangerous."
    Because that's what's wrong with that section, not the fact he's shooting rockets out and not putting a new one in before firing again.

  • @OrigionalCigarette
    @OrigionalCigarette 2 роки тому +53

    Whoever made humans a thing did not think about how much we would fight each other over small things.

  • @TheArkTheArkTheArk
    @TheArkTheArkTheArk 2 роки тому +5

    One of the things I was saddest about in Payday 2 is that they didn’t keep the Bulldozer’s greatest line from the original Payday: “Double tap! Triple tap! Just keep tapping!”

    • @PeninsulaCity2024
      @PeninsulaCity2024 2 роки тому

      That line was transfered over to the regular SWAT guys in PD2.

  • @MBunn-uf1we
    @MBunn-uf1we 2 роки тому +29

    the labelled chemicals they use in the meth mission, literally results in salt water.

    • @Justacheese
      @Justacheese 2 роки тому +6

      Makes sense. I mean, the payday devs wouldn't want to be sued for teaching their players how to make actual meth.

    • @MBunn-uf1we
      @MBunn-uf1we 2 роки тому +12

      @@Justacheese the part about the setup exploding is completely true, the method of manufacture is a carefully controlled reaction through various chemical reactors, if the buffers and temperature are not properly regulated it leads to a runaway reaction that more often than not explodes, violently.

    • @Justacheese
      @Justacheese 2 роки тому +4

      @@MBunn-uf1we So it can explode then. Sure sounds dangerous :P
      By the way, thanks for explaining that even though I never asked if meth can explode or not, I'm glad I know this now.

    • @pacifistminigun3987
      @pacifistminigun3987 2 роки тому +1

      imagine getting shot at for making salt water lol
      but yea, make sense they don't actually make meth

  • @sixgs6261
    @sixgs6261 2 роки тому +162

    There’s something different about regular reactions and your reactions, for some reason yours are just so much better, I hope your channel grows large cause u deserve it

    • @joaopedrosambatti2474
      @joaopedrosambatti2474 2 роки тому +17

      His reacts are less screaming and more commentary

    • @williamkarlsson785
      @williamkarlsson785 2 роки тому +18

      He is like super objective and concentrated seeing every small details on the first watch. Also his military knowledge is a very cool plus

    • @starsea4670
      @starsea4670 2 роки тому +8

      yeah i love his reactions, and i love it when he tell about weapon facts too

    • @chunkysweirdtoaster3081
      @chunkysweirdtoaster3081 2 роки тому +8

      @@williamkarlsson785 the out of character giggles enhance it though

    • @pacifistminigun3987
      @pacifistminigun3987 2 роки тому +1

      @@chunkysweirdtoaster3081 ikr lol. i mean, a silly video is meant for laugh after all

  • @michealtheevilhero2340
    @michealtheevilhero2340 2 роки тому +27

    No one:
    Literally not a single soul:
    *Me raiding a small bank into oblivion with a 50. Cal*

  • @Nymphonomicon
    @Nymphonomicon 2 роки тому +28

    To quote Eddy, "The only way to get it right is to get it wrong."

  • @screamingcactus1753
    @screamingcactus1753 2 роки тому +19

    Shield surfing isn't really an intended mechanic, it's more of a byproduct of the shield being an actual object with collision. Payday 2's engine doesn't handle moving objects with collision very well.

  • @GoldKnightProduction
    @GoldKnightProduction 2 роки тому +23

    46:14
    Because you wouldn't be able to see when the animation starts and stops with everything else going on.

  • @Corosar
    @Corosar 2 роки тому +11

    Payday VR is amazing with the right set up. When you can in one hand hold a PP19-bizon that somehow taps into two magazines because its technically akimbo and the engine does not differentiate between which of the two guns has the ammo loaded in it. and hold a claymore (The sword not the explosive) in your offhand while making meth , bashing cops and dancing to the music. There is nothing like it. Payday 2 is chaos incarnate and i adore it!

  • @Dragonspirit223
    @Dragonspirit223 2 роки тому +15

    37:10
    I'm pretty sure that's actually how Chineese warriors thought when they went up against Japan in WW2.
    That went about as well as you'd expect

  • @Techhunter_Talon
    @Techhunter_Talon 2 роки тому +13

    41:00 Cry of Fear is the only game I've played where dual wielding pistols is clunky as hell and understandably so. In that game, you have to put away the other gun, reload it, and then swap it out to reload the other. Plus, you're inaccurate as hell where you have to be right in front of the enemy you're shooting to hit it. So, something you can do but isn't exactly a practical idea to survive the onslaught of your own personal demons.

    • @PeninsulaCity2024
      @PeninsulaCity2024 2 роки тому

      Or survive an actual police force. As this one man found out:
      ua-cam.com/video/GL-Mf32xwHs/v-deo.html

  • @Zenoferrum
    @Zenoferrum 2 роки тому +12

    All the lines are 100% part of the game and those special enemies in lore were formed to specifically counter the Payday Gang.

  • @Dragon-Hell-Fox
    @Dragon-Hell-Fox 2 роки тому +9

    as far as I am aware of the only time dual wielding guns was a thing was in the 18th century before bullet wasn't invented. The pirate Edward thatch wear a belt with what I believe to be 7 or 8 flintlock pistol, because the time it would take to reload one pistol back then would normally take a minute to do so it was faster to drop the pistol and grab a new one so dual wielding pistols was common back then.
    I'm having the feeling I have already bought this point up before, I'm sorry if I have.

  • @smartboy201
    @smartboy201 2 роки тому +16

    At 40:45 , he rants about dual-wielding. My GOD, I know what the next video I want him to react to, is: "HUMAN ROCK BASICALLY TOO DRUNK TO DIE" by TheRussianBadger.
    Some people probably know the scene I have in mind.

    • @BlackdragonTheShadow
      @BlackdragonTheShadow 2 роки тому +4

      Brothers Grimm shotsguns with explosive rounds while taking a sip of Alcohol every now and then

    • @smartboy201
      @smartboy201 2 роки тому

      @@BlackdragonTheShadow Nailed it.

    • @streakgaming6106
      @streakgaming6106 2 роки тому +2

      BINGO!

  • @RobMustDie482
    @RobMustDie482 2 роки тому +27

    Yeah, RPG-7 grenades do NOT have a minimum arm distance, they're impact explosives that will go off if the tip is struck after the safety cap is taken off. Although that may only be older ones, it's possible that newer ones do have a minimum arm distance, although it's been so long I can't remember.
    Edit: So, I can't find any information about whether newer RPG-7 grenades have a minimum arm distance, but I did find out that they, along with many other portable anti-tank weapons, have a backup fuze that will automatically detonate the explosive if it hasn't hit something, likely to minimize the chance of collateral damage from missing the target or UXO.

    • @sciarpecyril
      @sciarpecyril 2 роки тому +3

      RPG grenades arming distance is around 20 meters.

    • @MyGamer125
      @MyGamer125 2 роки тому

      UXO?

    • @RobMustDie482
      @RobMustDie482 2 роки тому +2

      @@MyGamer125 Unexploded Ordinance, it's when an explosive doesn't explode but remains hot so years later an unfortunate civilian accidentally sets it off, That's part of the reason why the use of landmines and Cluster bombs are banned in warfare.

  • @BryantVonMiller
    @BryantVonMiller 2 роки тому +7

    26:16 Hey man. That's not even constitution of "Poodling" It's just a mask. Lol

  • @Fereyen
    @Fereyen 2 роки тому +6

    Fun fact about the Five-seven in Payday, it's the only pistol (save for the Judge, a shotgun revolver) that can penetrate armor and even shields without any perks or upgrades, it's my go-to when I'm using a primary that isn't a sniper or a shotgun with slugs

  • @NothingKingKN
    @NothingKingKN 2 роки тому +6

    Hearing you smacking Digital Camo pattern reminds me the Campfire Stories of Mikeburnfire where he spent about five minutes saying that UCP is so shit that it can only break your silhouette if you're laying on your grandma's couch.

  • @eightbyte1
    @eightbyte1 2 роки тому +5

    Little did he know that the 5/7 pistol in payday can shoot right through riot shields.

  • @cinnabarmanx4214
    @cinnabarmanx4214 2 роки тому +21

    “You have to get tazed to have a taser and you need to be pepper sprayed to have pepper spray. It’s a good way to understand what you’re doing to people.”
    So by this logic if I join the military I have to be shot in order to have a gun, cause that’s what this system encourages lol

    • @fenilogic1470
      @fenilogic1470 2 роки тому +7

      I mean, if you wanna stretch it that much then sure I guess lol

    • @monomono7
      @monomono7 2 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @thomaswhite5122
      @thomaswhite5122 2 роки тому +2

      How about some training on seeing the difference from a tazer and a gun

    • @gabrielgracetallan888
      @gabrielgracetallan888 Рік тому

      In some militaries, you need to get shot at in the chest plate using a pistol as part of training

  • @kingcookie9777
    @kingcookie9777 2 роки тому +7

    Oh...he doesn't like furries...he probably only knows about our bad side...

  • @clonescope2433
    @clonescope2433 2 роки тому +7

    I think with the tungsten line he was referring to his character's weight because tungsten is one of the densest materials known to man.

  • @jeffdoe202
    @jeffdoe202 2 роки тому +3

    What he’s saying about the cloakers is ironic because you don’t see them until there foot is across your jaw

  • @jessicabutler4995
    @jessicabutler4995 2 роки тому +4

    12:37 To get a toxic gas you have to get the toxic gas in a room your in and survive the gas before you get it.

  • @Samuraiedge2
    @Samuraiedge2 2 роки тому +6

    21:56
    Drivers in my area are like this to a T. Got those who drive 20 in a 45 mile road, those who don't signal, and those who really shouldn't drive certain vehicles on a busy road(looking at you, tractor drivers).

  • @unintentionally_edgy5867
    @unintentionally_edgy5867 2 роки тому +5

    To be fair to some of the jank, I believe payday runs off of a 2001 racing engine called dust, was it? The only effect I know it has in shooting is that a single buckshot pellets is worth the same as an entire shell

    • @doomyboi
      @doomyboi 2 роки тому

      Diesel Engine, but yeah, it's old asf and janky asf

  • @k96man
    @k96man 2 роки тому +18

    Have you heard of Rimmy down under gaming? He does quite a few arma videos, there's even some videos with Warhammer mods installed

  • @GP-vl8en
    @GP-vl8en 2 роки тому +7

    “Gatling” guns are 45 caliber and up, “mini “gun is 30 cal or 7.62, and “micro” are below 30 cal and if they don’t have a rate of fire above 1500 or 2000 rpm ( rounds per minute) and the caliber they are either considered multi barrel machine gun or a revolving canon(20mm)
    Edit: forgot to add, and if the have multiple chambers and bolts it is considered a “repeating” gun

    • @denteater3498
      @denteater3498 2 роки тому

      I mean it’s just semantics. Minigun is a specific model, the M134 Minigun, and it’s 7.62 ONLY. It’s called “mini” because it’s based on the M61 Vulcan, a Rotary Cannon, firing 20mm.
      Gatling is just a style of rotating barrels with an external power source. The slowest rotary cannon I know of is the GAU 19 which fires 50 BMG rounds at 1300 RPM.
      “Micro” is also specific, it’s just a 5.56 rotary. As for why Paul made the mistake with the Minigun, he was probably confusing it with the Vulcan 20mm.

  • @justinalicea1590
    @justinalicea1590 2 роки тому +9

    Besides the following videos of Payday 2 Badger released, I highly recommend watching his Enlisted video. Particularly since there are some very important takes on WW2 guns that must be heard by people who know guns.

  • @LegatusLucius1994
    @LegatusLucius1994 2 роки тому +4

    Juggernaut gear isn't a bomb suit and it's going to be twice as heavy as any medieval Knight suit of armor you are not to running in that things it's meant for shock value it tells the enemy you're going to kill more of them before they kill you

  • @Flight_of_Icarus
    @Flight_of_Icarus 2 роки тому +7

    I thought a minigun that fires large caliber ammunition is a rotary autocannon, and a minigun is a minigun because it fires smaller caliber bullets. Guess not.

    • @rafabuda0
      @rafabuda0 2 роки тому +1

      It's called a minigun because it is a miniaturized version of an aircraft-mounted autocannon.

  • @randomcanadian6298
    @randomcanadian6298 2 роки тому +5

    Honestly the only thing that can kinda make sense would be letting members of the gang back into the fight. They probably have Bain basically threatening the commander's families if they don't cooperate and make a "questionable decision" of trading.

  • @dredgenauryx3382
    @dredgenauryx3382 2 роки тому +7

    In my cinematography class my teacher told us to treat viewers like they are idiots... Being vague can be is not worth it... the average viewer will not get your master IQ vague Easter egg reference that reveals the bad guy and the story of the next 4 movies in advance... You can put it there for the actually smart viewers but but then you need to bash it into the heads of the average guy while making them feel smart...

    • @Lowlightt
      @Lowlightt 2 роки тому

      Just remind your teacher how the movie industry is dying based on stupid things like that being taught.

    • @dredgenauryx3382
      @dredgenauryx3382 2 роки тому

      @@Lowlightt Maybe I explained it badly (wouldn't be surprised I took the class in finnish 3 to 4 years ago) but how he explained it made a lot of sense... And me saying bash and make them feel smart is propably where this miscommunication came from. My point remains. The average person will not get vague hints you want them to figure it out you need to draw atention to the important things. How ever to make it too obvious is bad aswell... It is a fine line that is easy to get wrong.
      Edit: I hate auto correct.

  • @LordTyph
    @LordTyph 2 роки тому +5

    I mean, Death BAttle ended up giving a solution to that with Slade having magazines on his hips, to make for quick reloading while dual wielding.

  • @little_foxy9118
    @little_foxy9118 2 роки тому +3

    If every police department got cloakers crime rate would be -10%

  • @giorgibujiashvili3942
    @giorgibujiashvili3942 2 роки тому +4

    Actually, The Russian Badger is not only American, but he was even in the Marines.

  • @eur0be4t3r
    @eur0be4t3r 2 роки тому +6

    41:08 you can still reload em with out putting em down, I remember seeing it in a movie or some games where you grab the reload one gun while the other one is still in your palm and vice versa

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah. Itd be janky as hell but it could work. Especially with those rubber things they can put on the bottom of mags (typically seen on glocken mags) to make reloading easier.

  • @haxxormcbunny7456
    @haxxormcbunny7456 2 роки тому +4

    26:00 relax it’s only doge the meme dog

  • @h-faktor1484
    @h-faktor1484 2 роки тому +5

    Funny you mention the digital camo pattern, because now I'm remembering of a mikeburnfire campfire story video where Zach goes on a rant about UCP camo how terrible it was

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 2 роки тому +3

      UCP sucked because they tried to make it blend in with everything. Therefore it blended with nothing. Digital patters are alright still, but there is newer better stuff on the market now. Estonia and Canada have good Woodland/ Temperate patterns still in use.

  • @zrexxylofan8905
    @zrexxylofan8905 2 роки тому +3

    “ to use a taser you got to get tased to carry pepper spray you have to get pepper sprayed”
    *Wondering what happens when you get to use a rocket launcher*

  • @patentmantis70
    @patentmantis70 2 роки тому +5

    your videos are so good, they deserve more views. instead of just having no reactions and saying the vid was good at the end, you actualy give explanation for all of this.

  • @rafabuda0
    @rafabuda0 2 роки тому +3

    One funny detail I think you'll like: the Donald Trump mask with burning eyes is called "The God Emperor"

  • @edwinfrerichs8674
    @edwinfrerichs8674 2 роки тому +3

    Game constantly goes on sale at a mere $.99 for the base game. I really REALLY suggest giving it a try!

  • @SuperRandomNinja1
    @SuperRandomNinja1 2 роки тому +2

    Digital camo and camo with small hexagons have been found in some studies to be the best to conceal against NVGs which is probably why we switched to it as we imagined we'd be fighting more foes with nods

  • @screamingcactus1753
    @screamingcactus1753 2 роки тому +2

    The thing that makes civilians so ridiculously annoying is that, specifically, if you point your gun at them, they will freeze in place. This will happen even when you don't want it too. You can be shooting at police, a civilian decides to make a run for it, runs through your line of fire, and then stops in their tracks right where you're aiming. It's also very common for civilians who you told to get on the ground to stand up in the middle of a firefight, which also frequently results in them getting gunned down. I honestly wish there was just a way to tell everyone who isn't ziptied to get the hell out of there.

  • @CandyJackalope
    @CandyJackalope 2 роки тому +2

    It feels weird but cool to be learning things while watching someone watch a Badger video

  • @Neutral_Tired
    @Neutral_Tired 8 місяців тому +1

    as far as I'm aware, there are 2 theories for why the freeze response exists.
    1. to become less threatening so you're less likely to be attacked
    2. your subconscious has decided you can't escape so you're dissociating to try and reduce the incoming pain and mental trauma

  • @Milk192
    @Milk192 2 роки тому +3

    that's a really sweet beard you rocking, mate. thanks for the video 💪

  • @ceu160193
    @ceu160193 2 роки тому +1

    Digital camo of Cloaker really helps him to blend in, when he uses smoke grenades - it's really hard to spot Cloaker in cloud of smoke, where he is waiting to kick someone else.

  • @umutcantacer7271
    @umutcantacer7271 2 роки тому +6

    You should look up Payday 2 story. It is simply amazing!

  • @sveta_glaz
    @sveta_glaz 2 роки тому +2

    Its truly is Real lines, i played 780 hours in this game, and the cloacker have the best lines

  • @NoiseTheSilent
    @NoiseTheSilent 2 роки тому +1

    You asked "I wonder if these are real lines." Good news, they are. Payday 2 is a masterpiece.

  • @VainSick
    @VainSick 2 роки тому +14

    While I understand your concern in saying reality of things, I don’t think most people are that dumb, we play games and we know it’s fictional nonsense we don’t really need an explanation of the obvious. However my main criticism is the comment about VR being a murder simulator and “altering your brain” 100s of scientific studies have been done now on wether violent interactive media affects someone in such a way and the answer is No, please do some research on subjects like that before assuming something.

  • @deanb6899
    @deanb6899 2 роки тому +4

    ... You would not believe the amount of times I have watched that ONE video... LETS F*CKING GO!!!!! - TheRussianBadger - July 7, 2020 - Right before Raid on The D.O.J. (Department of Justice)
    Edit: You could see the chaos in his eyes... he looked ready to K I L L anyone who stood in his way in methods that should be considered crimes against the human race.

  • @LoneWolf-kw3ol
    @LoneWolf-kw3ol 2 роки тому +2

    In payday lore, the Clowns are so infamous the us government and interested parties funded an ENTIRE special operations division dedicated solely to answering their heists. One can justify the digital camo and flashy designs as thats their entire purpose; to scare, intimidate and stand out. Civilians know to stay clear, the clowns know the gloves are off. In proper lore, its actually the Death Sentence uniforms that are canonical, the DW/Mayhem designs are more for show and fun as those are the casual difficulties.
    (Also, the designs he shows are exclusive to Deathwish/Mayhem. In Normal, hard and very hard they don more olive green and grey-blue, and in Death Sentencs they don a more sandy configuration)

  • @amel888
    @amel888 2 роки тому +3

    I can't believe you turned a 23 minute video into 52 minutes of reaction content

  • @bubume8277
    @bubume8277 2 роки тому +3

    13:48
    But I wonder what about the steel thick chest plates?
    Those seam to be indestructible even when hit with really big guns. It seams that if bulldozer would have such a thing on him then he would be able to take much more than 3 rounds. At least this chest piece would, don't know about him.
    I know nothing, to be clear, but I have seen those in channels about guns and I bring it up here.
    The perfect example is video called "Elephant Rifle vs Body Armor 🛡" from "Kentucky Ballistics".

  • @happyjohn354
    @happyjohn354 2 роки тому +3

    Dogecoins going back up again EVERYTHING crashed a couple months back

  • @BlackdragonTheShadow
    @BlackdragonTheShadow 2 роки тому +1

    Ironically enough when Badger was mocking Snipers he was using the voice lines of a FRIENDLY Sniper

  • @M8Nobody.
    @M8Nobody. 2 роки тому +6

    something i recommend you to react “Mickey never came back” and the part 2 is “Mickey’s descent into madness”

    • @DSOD99
      @DSOD99 2 роки тому +2

      THAT WOULD BE ABSOLUTE PERFECTION

    • @DanDMann47
      @DanDMann47 2 роки тому +2

      Oooooh this is a good one!

  • @DylanTheFox17
    @DylanTheFox17 2 роки тому +3

    26:11 idk man it's fun being a fox, ya gotta try it at least lol

  • @sovietonion6436
    @sovietonion6436 2 роки тому +1

    He did it. He cured his caffeine addiction

  • @123doubleoz5
    @123doubleoz5 2 роки тому +3

    What if you do the freeze and then well they're looking at other people and you basically become invisible either the flight except very slowly

  • @darkosvenicci2151
    @darkosvenicci2151 2 роки тому +3

    I did some research into this, tungsten is used in ammunition for its high penetration and devastation to steel armor on tanks. It also in theory is very durable and strong, capable of blocking ballistic threats very well. But is so dense that it makes mobility difficult and is dangerous when put on a human due to how heavy it gets. Without getting into alloys of course its about as dense as solid gold of which gold is 19.3 g/cc while tungsten is 19.28 g/cc. But its also highly conductive and heats up really easily as well, technically making you bot ha walking lightning rod and walking barbeque in theory. But that also means in cold temperatures tungsten can be rather useful..... if the mobility issue was also resolved. Just some research into industrial use, chemistry of tungsten and some minor attempted military applications for human tungsten armor that is public.

  • @happyjohn354
    @happyjohn354 2 роки тому +2

    Actually that was one of the justifications of using digital camo in the first place it helped hide you from early UAV's with shit cameras spy planes and satellites and the older night vision our enemies at the time were using. Because EVERYTHING back then was so low resolution... This was due to our successes with maneuver warfare in the invasion of Iraq where the Iraqi army had no idea where we were because we were moving to fast for them to pin down. The Idea was the only way enemies would be able to locate our troop movements in a peer on peer conflict was via UAV's.

  • @GeassX
    @GeassX 2 роки тому

    The thing about the lasers on snipers is that there could theoretically be a system where you can use the laser to sight in an approximate location for where the bullet should land. By mounting the laser underneath on some kind of rig that would adjust the angle of the laser relative to the barrel by the requisite fractions of a degree, then you could have a setup where at the designated range the round lands directly on where the laser is pointing.
    This immediately falls apart when you consider how in the fuck you're going to see a tiny red dot at 200+ meters out. You don't even have to get into all of the technical issues.
    Issues such as there being a mechanical limitation on the minimum angle increment meaning at further distances you can only point at 500 or 505 meters because the rig can only step 0.001 degrees at a time. Or the fact that there is still factors to consider such as wind direction, temperature differentials, mechanical accuracy of the weapon platform, or even the fucking rotation of the earth if you are so touched in the head to think that a laser sighting system is going to help with 1+ mile shots.
    ------------------------
    Now then, if you wanted to get real sci-fi, you could potentially see some form of laser being used as part of a futuristic sighting system that automatically collects data and generates a targeting area where the bullet can land that gets more or less wide depending on the distance and the amount of data it can glean from the environment.
    But at that point, just create a long range version of the smart pistol from titanfall and be done with it.

  • @andyfriederichsen
    @andyfriederichsen 2 роки тому +1

    Fun Fact: The cloakers are formal special forces dudes.
    Another Fun Fact: The bulldozer is indeed wearing an EOD suit, meaning .30 caliber rounds from a minigun or .50 caliber rounds from a GAU-19 would go straight through him in real life.

  • @sixgs6261
    @sixgs6261 2 роки тому +1

    Been waiting for this

  • @Dutch_is_a_Weird_Language
    @Dutch_is_a_Weird_Language 2 роки тому +1

    Imagine that the rules for tasers and pepperspray applied for all equipment.
    "So you want to shoot with a .50 cal rifle? Which leg do you like the most?"

  • @and9829
    @and9829 2 роки тому +5

    "More furry" yeeeeeees UwU

  • @_blood_moon_proto_1500
    @_blood_moon_proto_1500 2 роки тому +4

    just a heads up you can reload whilst duel wielding its just a touch tricky, but once you get it down the hard part is aiming but again with a load of practice its doable....heck even i can do it with my airsoft pistols although 1 is a g17 and the other is mk23 socom....well i can only reload one of them as it only has a single mag and is my backup due its low profile where has my socom i can reload with the g17 in my other hand with little to no difficulty

  • @rangerbobox1915
    @rangerbobox1915 2 роки тому +2

    17:27 “Lasers are straight” R.I.P. Gay lasers.

  • @ninja5708
    @ninja5708 2 роки тому +5

    I would love to see you get stuck in to Payday 1 or 2 on the other channel. I haven't played for a long time so idk how active the community on PC is now a days, but it used to be packed.

    • @idk-cc1ep
      @idk-cc1ep 2 роки тому +1

      I'm a fairly new player to Payday 2 and it still has a pretty active playerbase

    • @ninja5708
      @ninja5708 2 роки тому +1

      @@idk-cc1ep ah sweet! I plan to get back into it once I got a PC again. I miss running Hoxton breakout on Deathwish and earning 12-16million and a lot of xp.