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  • @MilitaryHistoryGearReview
    @MilitaryHistoryGearReview  Рік тому +186

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    • @mafiososa8099
      @mafiososa8099 Рік тому +2

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    • @AnonD38
      @AnonD38 Рік тому +1

      Only weapons of mass destruction are banned in space.
      Such as nukes, chemical weapons and biological weapons.
      The treaty does not ban the use of conventional weapons.

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  • @piecheese1214
    @piecheese1214 Рік тому +372

    You didn't have to skip the sponsor, it was *literally* 10 seconds long. Badger wasn't exaggerating for comedy.

    • @Americanbadashh
      @Americanbadashh Рік тому +57

      In fact he was being truthful for comedy

    • @nova661
      @nova661 Рік тому +44

      It's in case his sponsors come into conflict with the original video's creator's.

    • @churchA.I
      @churchA.I Рік тому +3

      @@nova661 he isn't sponsored

    • @Rihardololz
      @Rihardololz Рік тому +1

      broskie double tap AD

  • @theap0killyp1k2
    @theap0killyp1k2 Рік тому +973

    You know it's an MHGR vid when in the first ten minutes Paul is giving you the dummy's guide to make biological weapons.

    • @akenzokuinthewild6396
      @akenzokuinthewild6396 Рік тому +34

      Are there any videos where he doesn't? Genuine question

    • @Banished420
      @Banished420 Рік тому +9

      @Mentari💯👇 get out of here now

    • @razorwolf2758
      @razorwolf2758 Рік тому +3

      B R U H XD

    • @blackbeltgamer98fire-spitt96
      @blackbeltgamer98fire-spitt96 Рік тому +16

      And Paul teaches how we, as a planet, agreed not to weaponize space because that’s just asking for someone to, in effect, have access to an easy ‘delete’ key for the whole planet.
      Yay! I love this treaty!

    • @thevoid4393
      @thevoid4393 Рік тому

      @Silver void wait a minute 🤨📸

  • @dedotrongames6402
    @dedotrongames6402 Рік тому +662

    So, basically, the difference between rockets and missiles (in this game) is that missiles need time to lock onto their targets. Rockets just go.

    • @brothersgt.grauwolff6716
      @brothersgt.grauwolff6716 Рік тому +21

      my thoughts exactly

    • @wesleyward5901
      @wesleyward5901 Рік тому +39

      And missles are better anyway, only like a handful actually need 30 second lock on times.

    • @jaydeleon8094
      @jaydeleon8094 Рік тому +38

      @@wesleyward5901 not for Ranger let’s be honest.

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris Рік тому +78

      Same IRL, missile means guided, rocket is unguided. Missiles still have rocket engines. Like how a rifle is a gun but a gun isn't necessarily a rifle.

    • @weshil6851
      @weshil6851 Рік тому +14

      "remember kids missiles need lock on but rocket it go BRRRRR" rights that's it

  • @CruelestChris
    @CruelestChris Рік тому +471

    To be fair, the aliens here start out with a force ten times the size of the one they had in the previous game and then when that isn't working they pull out a _planetary ceiling_ on us, so I don't think they can be accused of not putting their best foot forward.

    • @stormlordeternal7663
      @stormlordeternal7663 Рік тому +69

      [SPOLIER]
      The lore reason given is that apparently, the ravagers want to TAKE the Earth, literally. the Earth Eaters (yes they're literally called that) both block out the sun and are made to contain the planet and move it.

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris Рік тому +7

      @@stormlordeternal7663
      Naw, they seem to just be doing it because they can.

    • @49mozzer
      @49mozzer Рік тому +15

      I think what he's saying is they should have just started with their best forces an gone from there. Considering they have already had their asses kicked once by mankind you think they would have done that anyway

    • @deathbringer9893
      @deathbringer9893 Рік тому +26

      @@49mozzer mankind actually almost did die but we legit said "if we are gonna die we gonna die fighting" and stopped there strongest assualt

    • @49mozzer
      @49mozzer Рік тому

      @@deathbringer9893 Okay... and?

  • @YukitoOnline
    @YukitoOnline Рік тому +172

    Ranger = *"Boots on the Ground"* player
    Wing Diver = *"Boots in the Air"* player
    Air Raider = *"I wanna see EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE"* player
    Fencer = *"Let me solo this"* player

    • @darkwraithjinx228
      @darkwraithjinx228 Рік тому +3

      my only problem with this is that ranger is best played, imo, with explosives, i see far more explosions from ranger than air raider

    • @YukitoOnline
      @YukitoOnline Рік тому +11

      @@darkwraithjinx228
      Then the people you've seen playing Air Raider aren't the full explosive setup types.

    • @randorookie8587
      @randorookie8587 Рік тому +1

      I’d play Air Raider because well what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger except for artillery (or in this case various kinds of airborne death) artillery will just fucking kill you

    • @Quadrolithium
      @Quadrolithium 8 місяців тому +3

      I agree as a high level Air Raider (enough to get Hand of God). It's less explosions endgame, and more like bright lines of light erasing everything in the general vicinity. Including your vision, your HP bar, and your frame rate.

  • @deusexmachina2938
    @deusexmachina2938 Рік тому +226

    Funnily enough, in EDF lore the dragons are actually evolved from the bees.

    • @Americanbadashh
      @Americanbadashh Рік тому +29

      If the dragons here are anything like Pseudodragons in D&D then I can see it

    • @dj11o9er
      @dj11o9er Рік тому +36

      Fun fact. Those aren't bees.
      Those are hornets. Japanese whatever Hornets.

    • @spacecowboy8295
      @spacecowboy8295 Рік тому

      Who said they were evolved? Maybe the bees were DEEVOLVED instead!!!!

    • @ashwolf2006
      @ashwolf2006 Рік тому

      @@dj11o9er Japanese "Murder"Hornets that kills thousands a year and they are as big as your clenched fist.

    • @sethhancock40
      @sethhancock40 Рік тому +4

      A deadly bee weapon?...
      My god...

  • @Eatmydbzballs
    @Eatmydbzballs Рік тому +371

    That whole "throwing more and progressively stronger enemies at humanity to make them stronger" is litterally the plot of the 2012 X-Com games.
    The aliens telepathically tell you this as you fight your way to the final boss. With them explaining what was wrong with all the other species they came across in their journey amongst the stars.
    Of course being humans once we get to the bridge of the mothership, instead of joining them we tell them were they can shove it.

    • @bloodfartmoon2765
      @bloodfartmoon2765 Рік тому +9

      Wait in which one of the games does that happen?

    • @Eatmydbzballs
      @Eatmydbzballs Рік тому +67

      @@bloodfartmoon2765 X-Com Enemy Unknown. During the final mission as your squad fights through elite versions of all the enemies that you have fought across the course of the game.
      Whenever the aliens enter sight range of your troops the Ethereals will give a small bit of ambiguous lore as to how each species failed where humanity had succeeded.
      Having either intelligence and psionic power but being physically weak (Sectoids/Ethereals) or physically and genetically strong but lacking psionic potential (litterally every other organic enemy).

    • @bloodfartmoon2765
      @bloodfartmoon2765 Рік тому +7

      @@Eatmydbzballs thanks mate

    • @ExeErdna
      @ExeErdna Рік тому +26

      @@Eatmydbzballs Yeah they were basically about the scrap all the fodder and recruit humans to do their dirty work

    • @tactical-crash
      @tactical-crash Рік тому +2

      Huh I forgot thats what happens.

  • @NeoDraco00
    @NeoDraco00 Рік тому +142

    The differences between missiles and rockets:
    Missiles are guided
    Rockets are unguided
    The more you know.

    • @topacific836
      @topacific836 Рік тому +2

      Missle lock
      Missle fly
      Missle slow
      Missle hit
      Rocket go boom

    • @solsoldier3029
      @solsoldier3029 10 місяців тому

      rocket go boom but also missile go boom@@topacific836

    • @NamelessCrusad3r
      @NamelessCrusad3r 15 днів тому

      Not all missiles are guided

    • @NamelessCrusad3r
      @NamelessCrusad3r 15 днів тому

      But the majority are

    • @NamelessCrusad3r
      @NamelessCrusad3r 15 днів тому

      But I just remembered that the unguided missiles are typically called rockets

  • @BesugoTheFirst
    @BesugoTheFirst Рік тому +145

    Of course the opossum didn’t care. It was like “I only live, like, 2 years; if this is how I go, then it’s how I go.”

    • @redwoodbeard9795
      @redwoodbeard9795 Рік тому +21

      Same with raccoons. I had one stand on it's hind legs and swipe at my car while at a stop sign.

    • @brothersgt.grauwolff6716
      @brothersgt.grauwolff6716 Рік тому +9

      you engaged an Opossum with a Shovel and failed to exterminate it and you call yourself a Krigsman?

  • @GeorgePerakis
    @GeorgePerakis Рік тому +136

    "if a hammer works a bullet will work"
    bro Fencer is nuts, his most powerful sniper rifle is a SWORD THAT CAN SLICE THE AIR FOR A THOUSAND YARDS TO DEAL MORE DAMAGE THAN A SMOOTHBORE TANK GUN
    Yes, it's called the Dyna Force Blade and it's one of Fencer's more mediocre ranged options, because Fencer can also just dual wield the smoothbore tank guns to shoot twice as fast, and the sword needs to charge up its swings AND reload. The melee weapons have to RELOAD. Yes, I know. There's also a spear that shoots out from a fucking gun like it's a power pole and extends to like 200 yards, and it injects explosive plasma if it hits. There's also the Jackhammer, which is just a massive fist on a massive, powerful piston so you can play rockem sockem robots with Godzilla.
    But my favourist is the Vibro Hammer, which lets you hit the ground to cause a fissure that can extend for 100 yards and deal AOE damage to everything it touches.
    These aren't melee weapons, it's more helpful to think of them as funny looking guns that work weird.
    If this is sounding like I'm having a psychotic breakdown and ranting about insane, implausible bullshit, welcome to Earth Defense Force, where the guy with the 45 round mag rocket launcher is the least powerful class in the game.

    • @stormlordeternal7663
      @stormlordeternal7663 Рік тому +30

      Do not forget the air raider who calls in super weapons that run the soul of your enemies and their final ultimate weapon is an absolutely batshit insane woman who hacks an enemy mother ship and uses their genocide gun (yes it's called that) against their own armies. It's called the rule of god and yes that crazy waifu has a god complex.

    • @VeraVemaVena
      @VeraVemaVena Рік тому

      @@stormlordeternal7663 The EDF on their way to give their most powerful weapons to deranged morons with no sense of self preservation or safety of their allies:

    • @vidmanandrew09
      @vidmanandrew09 Рік тому +5

      Fencer with a Hammer: Vibe Check!

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 Рік тому +6

      @@stormlordeternal7663 Air Raider's wife ain't messing around

  • @brothersgt.grauwolff6716
    @brothersgt.grauwolff6716 Рік тому +86

    I'm guessing the distinction Badger is making is direct fire rockets vs guided missiles

  • @guliverjham8148
    @guliverjham8148 Рік тому +15

    > Concerned that the feds will visit his house if he calculates blast radius on Washington.
    > Uses China bomb for the calculation just next moment.

  • @terrencenoran3233
    @terrencenoran3233 Рік тому +116

    EDF, surprisingly, has a solo campaign.
    Don't play it, if you want to keep your sanity intact. Just find friends and do the multiplayer mode so it's much better handling the stupefying amounts of enemies the game launches at you.

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou Рік тому +6

      It does. And it's pain. Like serious grind between each mission kind of pain.

    • @nikolaadler9201
      @nikolaadler9201 Рік тому +4

      @@AAhmou especially if youre a fencer main

    • @experienceevil8080
      @experienceevil8080 Рік тому +5

      @@AAhmou not if you are an air raider... or a really fucking good wing diver.

    • @DALKurumiTokisaki
      @DALKurumiTokisaki Рік тому +6

      @@experienceevil8080 Or one of those super cracked Fencers that play the game like it's Armored Core 4.

    • @RagingWaldo
      @RagingWaldo Рік тому +1

      Well that explains where my sanity went... I solo'd 4.1, 5, and Iron Rain mainly with the ranger class (to be fair, not sure if Iron Rain counts seeing as you can mix and match the power frames and weapons).

  • @TheRyderShotgunn
    @TheRyderShotgunn Рік тому +110

    38:08
    "third degree burns all over body"
    me: gosh, that sounds excruciating
    "painless, because pain nerves are instantly destroyed"
    me: dear god that's somehow even worse

  • @demicus
    @demicus Рік тому +16

    10:00 It's like how we say the Navy has twelve carriers ready to go, but in truth it's more like three ready to go, three mostly ready to go, and six more in various stages of maintenance. While Russia is there like "Da. We have huge navy. Very strong." but almost all of it is half-sunk in some neglected storage dock and half the systems have been replaced by post-its saying "Hey Dimitri I needed to pay off my car loan so I borrowed this desalination plant. I'll bring it back Tuesday I promise" and it's dated 1994.

  • @memes9627
    @memes9627 Рік тому +27

    The NATO budget pie chart just reminded me of that solid jj video where Batman tells Superman that he’s paying him with his own money

  • @RedeemerofDark
    @RedeemerofDark Рік тому +58

    Also correction on the Rod of God facts, a 20x1 Tungsten rod would not even be CLOSE to a nuclear, it would have the power of a teeny tiny fraction of the first nuke we made. If you don't believe me then look at the math yourself. Also its not financially viable to build a Rod of God satellite either at least not yet anyway.

    • @manticorigon4908
      @manticorigon4908 Рік тому +2

      Has an approximate yield around that of a MOAB if I remember correctly.

    • @RedeemerofDark
      @RedeemerofDark Рік тому

      @@manticorigon4908 I'm unsure of this.

    • @talonus202
      @talonus202 Рік тому

      Yea that treaty about not weaponizing space was specifically about putting nukes in space, if i remember correctly.

    • @RedeemerofDark
      @RedeemerofDark Рік тому

      @@talonus202 Indeed, the rod of God Is meant to get around that.

  • @Kghammond852
    @Kghammond852 Рік тому +88

    25:10 A while back I decided to see how much power the "rod of god" would have in theory. Most people that know the equations agree it would have about the power of a Moab. Also the reason behind America deciding to use a over glorified I-beam for it was because the treaty only said the ban of nuclear, biological, and chemical weapons being used. Nothing about a giant i-beam.

    • @DamageSix
      @DamageSix Рік тому

      Of course then there's Kessler Syndrome fears.The more effective the weapons you put in space are, the more incentive to smash them up. Then the wreckage from that makes space junk that knocks out a satellite... then the wreckage from both of those knocks out some more... then boom, there goes a lot of modern infrastructure.

    • @Armorpiercer
      @Armorpiercer Рік тому +7

      for dramatically exaggerated visualisation, watch one of these G.I.Joe movies I can't remember which one, they do that and dropped one on London 🤣

    • @carebloodlaevathein6732
      @carebloodlaevathein6732 Рік тому +14

      That's so fucking American, not gonna lie XD
      Oh? You're banning ABC-Weapons?
      Have fun with this ODIB (Orbital Drop I-Beam) XD

    • @nicholaspawelski1031
      @nicholaspawelski1031 Рік тому +8

      That is without it partially vaporizing on the way down. Even though tungsten is very heat tolerant, you would be lucky to get a 50% yield.

    • @sillerbarly4927
      @sillerbarly4927 Рік тому +1

      @@nicholaspawelski1031 I think there is an equation on how much of a material gets burned away on re-entry can't think of the name.

  • @Beriorn
    @Beriorn Рік тому +20

    This is the second version of the video. The first one that Badger uploaded was hit with youtube's no-no stick because the Wing Diver was wearing an outfit that looked like the middle ground between being vacuum sealed and body paint. So now she's wearing a schoolgirl outfit. Neither of those are the outfits she wears in the game though: in-game her outfit is closer to what if you turned a Gundam into a bikini.

    • @gaiamission7200
      @gaiamission7200 Рік тому +4

      thats the wing diver, the air raider is the air support call in guy

  • @half-blindentity9846
    @half-blindentity9846 Рік тому +19

    "C'mon they dont give you rocket launchers.....until at least high school"
    -An Army Veteran 2022

  • @SeismicWolf
    @SeismicWolf Рік тому +5

    "Didn't NATO drone strike a wedding? No that was the US"
    -Paul trying to change the Subject "Guys if you look at the Budget......"

  • @kabob0077
    @kabob0077 Рік тому +97

    7:44 Not gonna lie, that would be an amazing plot for a game or tv series, just Humanity being pushed constantly to be the ultimate weapon to combat some Cosmic Horror or Ancient Evil Race that's getting ready to put a boot to the universe's neck.
    8:06 Wait, I just realized that'd legitimately be a "Humans are (K)Orks" plot...

    • @YagamiMagatsuko
      @YagamiMagatsuko Рік тому +7

      About the first... It's already a thing in a game and it's Honkai Impact 3rd.

    • @chaosandbunnies8291
      @chaosandbunnies8291 Рік тому +7

      There are a good few Space Ork and HFY stories with that general plot, yeah

    • @RaptorNX01
      @RaptorNX01 Рік тому +6

      that reminds me of the utter bats*** insane original origin for DC's Doomsday. Some Kryptonian scientist took an infant, and left it abandoned on prehistoric Kypton. When it inevitably died he would recover the remains, clone it (making sure the memories were intact) and sent it back. and did this thousands, even millions of times. all of which forced it to evolve and learn and eventually became the unstoppable badass we saw.
      Like the most f***ed up version of groundhog day you could imagine. lol

  • @kyb5203
    @kyb5203 Рік тому +58

    Two things.
    One Raytheon has a fairly significant focus on guided missile tech along with their EW
    Two A missile is a guided rocket, so there is a fairly large difference

  • @fraserking4747
    @fraserking4747 Рік тому +33

    To save our Mother Earth from any alien attack!
    From vicious giant insects who have once again come back!
    We’ll unleash all our forces, we won’t cut them any slack!
    *The E.D.F. deploys!* 🎵

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 Рік тому +9

      Our soldiers are prepared for any alien threats
      The navy launches ships, the air force send their jets
      And nothing can withstand our fixed bayonets
      The EDF deploys!

    • @ksfirewolf1530
      @ksfirewolf1530 Рік тому +9

      Our forces have now dwindled and we pull back to regroup.
      The enemy has multiplied and formed a massive group.
      We better beat these bugs before we’re all turned to soup!
      The E.D.F deploys!

    • @halfgecko3202
      @halfgecko3202 Рік тому +9

      "The Navy and the Air Force were destroyed or cast about,
      Scouts, Rangers, Wing Divers have almost been wiped out.
      Despite all this, the Infantry will stubernly hold out.
      The EDF Deploys!"

    • @ObsidianHunter99
      @ObsidianHunter99 3 дні тому

      Our friends were all killed yesterday as were our families.
      Today we may not make it facing these atrocities.
      We'll never drop our banner despite our casualties!
      *The EDF deploys!*

  • @jakehamilton4053
    @jakehamilton4053 Рік тому +12

    That thing you described about cultivating warriors to fight for them
    Literally the plot of XCOM Enemy Wihin

  • @GeorgePerakis
    @GeorgePerakis Рік тому +26

    Raytheon makes a shitload of bombs and smart munitions. They make the fucking Paveway, snd the Pyros which is used for drone strikes. So "Literally Raytheon" I'd say is pretty appropriate for the class that calls in bombing runs, actually.

  • @Kalebfenoir
    @Kalebfenoir Рік тому +12

    The difference between missiles and rockets is that rockets are fire-and-forget direct fire weapons. Missiles require a lock on or some assist to keep them tracking target and usually have some basic kind of seeking function while rockets are just "it go that way" until it hits something or runs out of fuel or hits an in-air timer limit and goes off.
    It's a pretty significant difference.

  • @unclemiguel4221
    @unclemiguel4221 Рік тому +32

    the perfect virus is arguably the Syphon Filter virus: definitely recommend looking that game up, it's lore is pretty interesting and it's fun.

  • @radekhungler357
    @radekhungler357 Рік тому +20

    24:26 the rods from god were actually something that gained most of their traction in the 80s. they would actually be incredibly difficult to get into orbit because of the weight and weapon design that makes them so theoretically dangerous.

    • @leechowning2712
      @leechowning2712 Рік тому

      The other reason that we have not deployed anything along that line is even easier. It immediately deletes mutually assured destruction. Those weapons give you between two and five minutes warning as the satellite moves into position to fire on you. At the end of that time whatever they're above dies. Thus it's been explained several times to miscellaneous presidents, Russian leaders and Chinese lifetime presidents that deploying those weapons is the beginning of a war... Against everyone. We've had the lift capability since the late 50s, since any ICBM is technically a incomplete space launch. But since there would be effectively zero warning, even your allies would have to presume you are going to Target them. Every 10 to 15 years we start talking about these kinetic orbital bombardment systems. Every time a new batch of plans gets published. Every time it stops right there. Some advisor or analyst sits down with the designer and the president, or whoever's representing him, and explains how bad an idea it would be.

    • @NishiTheRat
      @NishiTheRat Рік тому

      not really though, its more like redesign it to be similarily built like a space station, sent piece by piece and build it in space

  • @ksfirewolf1530
    @ksfirewolf1530 Рік тому +46

    So for a bit of lore on EDF 4.1 (4.1 is the English version of the fourth game iirc) this is like the fifth time these stupid nerds have shown up to try and fight Earth, and the EDF was created specifically to fight the aliens so the treaty signed in the sixties was made null and void specifically because they knew the Ravagers would deploy mass amounts of ants and spiders. In Five (a reboot kind of, it’s an alternate universe or something like that) the EDF was made as a sort of unifying force, basically the UN but not useless. So they put orbital satellites up to help counter the aliens after like six months of the war so they just ignored the treaty to try and turn the tide of the war. It’s not actually said anywhere but it’s reasonable and makes sense.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 Рік тому +2

      4.1 is just 2025 but remastered and rereleased on PlayStation and PC, shame there's no Xbox One port.

    • @ksfirewolf1530
      @ksfirewolf1530 Рік тому +3

      @@kabob0077 thank I couldn’t quite remember the order of events that lead to 4.1

    • @dj11o9er
      @dj11o9er Рік тому +1

      Yeah, 4.1 and EDF 5 never got launched on xbox one. The last JAPANESE EDF game we got was 2025. Yeah. 2025. 4.1 but much more vanilla. And basic.

    • @nguyenten6877
      @nguyenten6877 Рік тому +1

      EDF games reset the continuity after every odd numbered game i.e EDF 1+2, EDF 3/2017+4.1, and EDF 5 + EDF 6 take place in different universes.

    • @ksfirewolf1530
      @ksfirewolf1530 Рік тому +2

      @@dj11o9er So uh, Sandlot is the Japanese developers. EDF 5 was made by them. The game was released like a year early for Japan, and then got a PC port in like 2019 or some ungodly three four years after it's initial release.

  • @forgottenredemption4970
    @forgottenredemption4970 Рік тому +9

    NATO. Us and friends made my laugh my ass off like an idiot. I love that. I'm using that.

  • @olegkupran5284
    @olegkupran5284 Рік тому +5

    I think, the only reason the Vulkan hammer explodes on impact is the fact, that kinetic energy can become the thermal energy.
    So, basically, vulkan hammer hits so hard, that creates explosions

  • @Bladist1
    @Bladist1 Рік тому +3

    9:26 Paul explaining why Badger isn't _wrong_ when he calls the US Military Complex the "Final Boss of Planet Earth".

  • @tacticalweeb5625
    @tacticalweeb5625 Рік тому +4

    Paul's rant about aliens creating a war-resistant superbug race of people is basically just the plot of XCOM2

  • @mickyflint
    @mickyflint Рік тому +14

    some games justify the ecalating enemy strength as them underestimating your team, not realizing how much a threat you are until youve started dong things only a main character could do, or your team avoiding hhitting harder targets until they are ready with response teams being treated as an enemy that evades the mission near the middle or end who you have to avoid or flee from.

  • @kovi567
    @kovi567 Рік тому +13

    38:00 Actually, high rise buildings do quite good at reducing heat propagation and radiation. Since it's airburts, it wouldn't even destroy them for most part, so buildings in the shadow of scyscrapers and the like are pretty well shielded.

  • @Caldoric
    @Caldoric Рік тому +4

    When you mentioned the "rods from God" thing, you neglected to mention that these rods are basically the size of telephone poles. Also, (if that one G.I.Joe movie is to be believed,) those things definitely do offer all the fun of a nuclear blast, but without most/all the nuclear radiation fallout afterwards.

  • @exalted_space9224
    @exalted_space9224 Рік тому +30

    Agreed. Badger's work best as a team.

  • @kabob0077
    @kabob0077 Рік тому +12

    3:07 Badger's lucky Toho didn't flag his video with this clip, they're absolutely draconic about their copyright even when it falls under Fair Use.

  • @benjaminizquierdo4700
    @benjaminizquierdo4700 Рік тому +5

    The ad is only 10 seconds

  • @alcatraz160
    @alcatraz160 Рік тому +8

    Most of the time distinction between rockets and missiles are whether or not they're guided. Rockets just go, like a firework. Missiles are more often than not have some system on it that allows it to track something or change its remotely course if needed.

  • @daswordofgork9823
    @daswordofgork9823 Рік тому +18

    RussianBadger would make one hell of an Avenger

    • @luckylooch9696
      @luckylooch9696 Рік тому +4

      He's already in the MCU (Max0r Cinematic Universe)

    • @iamadisgrace3154
      @iamadisgrace3154 Рік тому

      @@luckylooch9696 really?

    • @inquisitorbenediktanders3142
      @inquisitorbenediktanders3142 Рік тому

      @@luckylooch9696 where?

    • @luckylooch9696
      @luckylooch9696 Рік тому

      @@inquisitorbenediktanders3142 watch Max0r's elden ring part 2 video. After defeating Morgott and finding out he's locked away from the Erdtree, he goes to the fingers to look for an answer. The Finger Reader Crone sitting there, played by Badger, explains how to get past the thorns blocking the path to the inside of the tree.

  • @kurokasteele4830
    @kurokasteele4830 Рік тому +4

    8:20
    In lore it's pretty much just coincidental or game-mechanic-first driven, iirc the plot of this game is a 'second wave' after repelling basically the scouting-in-force group. Some of the first stuff is the insect eggs just hatching from the first invasion, then the actual ravagers- the aliens proper- turn up with what seem like terraforming etc efforts, and more traditional 'scaling' of offensive.
    Though that training theory is interesting, coincidentally it'd also sort of fit with the fact that you get armor and weapon drops just... out of all the enemies you kill. If it was in-lore, it'd be a bit on the nose, but that could also be a more technologically advanced alien/god sort of drip-feeding technology to their new wartime species, alongside the 'practical' test of forcing humanity into combat.

  • @brianmacario2224
    @brianmacario2224 Рік тому +3

    So apparently I found out that the .45 ACP was used on a cow back in 1904 during the Thomson LaGarde, I only found this out from watching a video for the M1911 by a someone who goes by the name “The Fat Electrician” and one who his videos was about a submarine that attacked a harbor full of ships after getting through a mine field and got away with it after caused lots of damage and was the submarine to have attacked a ground target with rockets which lead to modern sub’s and being the only sub to have the rights of destroying a train

  • @synderthmc
    @synderthmc Рік тому +13

    Oh my scott, i cant believe he actually censored the sku diver stand ins. I didn't even think he could.

    • @brothersgt.grauwolff6716
      @brothersgt.grauwolff6716 Рік тому +3

      Badger didn't exactly have a choice on the matter

    • @BigFry9591
      @BigFry9591 Рік тому +1

      @@brothersgt.grauwolff6716 He did, but it was more beneficial to change it. It was simply age restricted.

    • @synderthmc
      @synderthmc Рік тому +1

      @@brothersgt.grauwolff6716 i know e didn't really have a choice, i know how this youtube gam works

  • @michaelernst3731
    @michaelernst3731 Рік тому +2

    A lot of sci-fi writers who do alternate worlds state guns don’t work but bows and arrows do. And arrow fired from 75 pound draw bow has the same impact energy as a 38 special. If an arrow can hurt you so can A bullet.

  • @benjaminizquierdo4700
    @benjaminizquierdo4700 Рік тому +9

    Also you skipped the part where badger tells you theirs 89 missions

  • @thelordofthelostbraincells
    @thelordofthelostbraincells Рік тому +12

    THIS isn't actually the original video.
    Badger had to take the old video down because he made a h3ntai joke with the flying girl in the spiderwebs.
    Fyi btw.

  • @SuperIcyPhoenix
    @SuperIcyPhoenix Рік тому +3

    Raytheon makes the C79 ELCAN scopes found on a lot of our 249’s and 240’s. Also missiles and rockets have a military distinction, being that a rocket has no guidance, but missiles are guided even in the most rudimentary way.

  • @Necrobadger
    @Necrobadger Рік тому +4

    The ORIGINAL Fallout Super Sledge actually made sense as a hammer that was stronger than a gun. It used a motor that PERFECTLY stored kinetic energy and released it the second it his someone. So swinging your hammer at someone has literally no wasted energy, even the backswing if you use it.

  • @wyatthaley3515
    @wyatthaley3515 Рік тому +8

    As a JoJo fan we're pretty much always triggered

  • @dariustiapula
    @dariustiapula Рік тому +4

    EDF moral would make Krieg looks like an emotional child. Ask them to assault inside chaos itself and they will happily do so.

  • @luigisanchez1732
    @luigisanchez1732 Рік тому +4

    Wow you described exactly one of the story points of mass effect, with the war society , that's what the salerians did to the krogan.

  • @phillipcote8093
    @phillipcote8093 Рік тому +3

    you know fun fact, the whole "No Weapons in space" Treaty only banned Nuclear, Chemical, and Biological weapons. Nothing about kinetic IE Rods From God, or Directed Energy weapons such as Lasers or particle weaponry. And nothing about conventional high explosive ordinance.

  • @Ch1l1C0nCarnag3
    @Ch1l1C0nCarnag3 Рік тому +1

    Badger: "10 second Ad."
    MHGR: Skips 30 seconds

  • @barrybend7189
    @barrybend7189 Рік тому +5

    If Games Workshop was smart they should have had a Collab with the EDF developers.

  • @nado1908
    @nado1908 Рік тому +3

    Kinda wish he did EDF 5, it's even more insane than 4.1. New enemies include giant frogs, heavily armed, armored, and giant supersoldiers, and basically god.

  • @BepisBoi69
    @BepisBoi69 Рік тому +1

    A note on that possum thing- it being chill is related to possums playing dead, it's a survival instinct. They don't visibly freak out because a lot of predators that would eat them have instinctual reactions to small objects moving fast, especially small furry animals trying to run away. Fleeing at high speed triggers the "kill this thing instantly" reflex in most North American predators.

  • @paulmahoney7619
    @paulmahoney7619 Рік тому +2

    The Tomahawk and a bunch of other guided missiles are in Raytheon's catalog if I remember right, plus they own Pratt and Whitney so they get the engines.

  • @CrimsonCeltCherokee
    @CrimsonCeltCherokee Рік тому +2

    Raytheon actually makes a lot of different types of missiles. From what i found they make about three types of surface-to-air missiles (including the FIM-92 Stinger), four types air-to-surface missiles, three type naval surface to air missiles, four types of air-to-air missiles, two types of anti tank missiles (including the FGM-148 Javelin), four types of standard naval missiles, and two types of cruise missiles. Apart from missiles, they also a make an air-to-surface glide bomb, a laser-guided bomb, a guided artillery round, a hand full of sonar equipment, a good number of anti-missile systems, and a small unmanned aircraft called the Coyote.

  • @spartanx9293
    @spartanx9293 Рік тому +4

    17:48 generally the distinction between rocket and missile is that a missile has a guidance system

  • @Robert_Zietz
    @Robert_Zietz Рік тому +2

    DnD humans are litteraly the perfect combat race, because if you ever heard of the saying: Elves take a generation to adapt. Humans do the same in a month. (Elves live longer than humans)

  • @Alpha0727
    @Alpha0727 Рік тому +1

    Shovels don’t work on opossums. My father has found that pushing them off the fence into our neighbor’s backyard with a broom works 100% of the time. It gets our dogs to calm down.

  • @volcanicknight5594
    @volcanicknight5594 Рік тому +2

    American high school you get rocket launches In Australia we just get given a Knife told the fight a giant spider.

  • @jameswhitlark9507
    @jameswhitlark9507 Рік тому +7

    In edf the enemy scaling it is a mix of two things lore. 1 it is the rate of deployment. The monsters are evolving thats were you get it. And 2 they think of us that lowly that throwing a real weapon or bio weapon would just be a waste of resources. Untill its too late. At lest that is two of the main lore i remember but each games also have some other reasons.

  • @PineWierdo
    @PineWierdo Рік тому +2

    I think the funniest thing about these games is that difficulty doesn't increase enemy damage or numbers or decrease player damage. It increases the amount of friendly fire damage that you take.

    • @championCynthia2348
      @championCynthia2348 7 місяців тому

      Oh no, trust me, it most certainly increases damage, health, and numbers. Currently playing through hard mode and I've encountered an ant mutation that just doesn't exist in lower difficulties

  • @johnj.spurgin7037
    @johnj.spurgin7037 Рік тому +1

    JTac: "We don't play god, we just borrowed his smite button."

  • @KrimzonFlygon1
    @KrimzonFlygon1 Рік тому +2

    I love it when Badger makes that crack about drone striking weddings you don’t even _attempt_ to rebut it.
    Like, “Nope, not gettin’ anywhere _near_ that topic.”

  • @paxamericania5923
    @paxamericania5923 Рік тому +1

    The funny thing is that in the entire saga of EDF not once do they resort to the nuclear option.

  • @Just_a_passing_by_doctor
    @Just_a_passing_by_doctor Рік тому +4

    i know that some of you already know the stuff but for one who doesn't know about why there is "reupload" written at the title : apparently, badger use the original model for the wing diver and they make some........ *ahem* "that" sound so youtube strike him down

    • @wesleyward5901
      @wesleyward5901 Рік тому +1

      So that's why it was reuploaded. As a Wing Duver main in 4.1, you kinda just get use to the constant masochistic moans of pain from the Wing Divers.

    • @miguelangelsalaslegonia7356
      @miguelangelsalaslegonia7356 Рік тому

      You mean UwU noises right?

  • @cnlbenmc
    @cnlbenmc Рік тому +2

    33:25 well or Warhammer 40K; Where you have things like Swords and Axes that project energy fields around their blades and let them cut akin to Lightsabres. Giant hammers that release all of that energy at once in such a concentrated fashion that it can smash trough tank armor. Or even the comparatively humble Chainsword that has a fusion power cell, crazy torque and teeth made from a ceramic diamond hybrid that has a monomolecular edge and doesn't need to be sharpened. But big guns still do exist!

  • @blackcated5755
    @blackcated5755 Рік тому +2

    This game is so damn fun. It's basically anime Starship Troopers

  • @scottbaase4042
    @scottbaase4042 Рік тому +2

    I'm so sorry to have to fix the preconception that rockets=missiles. Rockets are unguided ordinance propelled by a rocket engine, while a missile is a guided munition that can but doesn't have to be propelled by a rocket engine, most use jet/rocket engines but there are some that use ram jets and hybrid propulsion.

  • @sagesager7584
    @sagesager7584 Рік тому +3

    usually the swords in anime have some other reason they work better then military weaponry, maybe the cost is too high for ammo made in the new super metal, but a sword wont run out of ammo

  • @SuspiciouslyGroomedPegasus
    @SuspiciouslyGroomedPegasus Рік тому +10

    HELL YES! ive been waiting for this! one of my favorite videos of recently and when he first uploaded this vid im like "Hell yes this gonna be good! cant wait until MHGR covers this one!"

  • @tempsinger7418
    @tempsinger7418 Рік тому +2

    "If a hammer will work, a bullet will work"
    *Me trying to build a fence with a bucket of nails and a glock*

  • @thezambambo2184
    @thezambambo2184 7 місяців тому +1

    Weirdly enough, the "forcing humanity to evolve" thing is the exact plot of Xcom: Enemy Unknown/Within, and what gets thrown at your troops are essentially the alien leader caste's botched experiments they had to find another use for

  • @kevinworytko1099
    @kevinworytko1099 Рік тому +1

    3:28 And here I thought Paul was going to talk about the tactical effectiveness of memes

  • @vikingzeroone9647
    @vikingzeroone9647 Рік тому +6

    23:54 - 26:04
    I think you can also apply this to literal asteroids. Imagine if nations were to weaponized literal rocks from space. I think a rock that's, at least, 10 times the size of a human can cause serious damage. Unless I got it wrong...

    • @brothersgt.grauwolff6716
      @brothersgt.grauwolff6716 Рік тому

      watch Expanse or read the books the Outer Planets Alliance does just that causing massive casualties and inevitably forcing humanity to leave earth due to ecological damages

    • @yanyanchan2199
      @yanyanchan2199 Рік тому +3

      Most objects entering the earth’s atmosphere burn up as they come down, sometimes into nothing. It would have to be a pretty serious sized rock to survive entry and cause damage from there.

  • @arcadeinvader8086
    @arcadeinvader8086 Рік тому +1

    In EDF speak missiles are smartfire tracking munitions that cannot be fired without locking onto a target, and rockets are dumbfire munitions that just go in a straight line. Badger's not right to say that rockets are ALWAYS better, but they do tend to be the safer option for the most possible situations if you're not sure what to bring into a mission.

  • @Bluten
    @Bluten Рік тому

    I was waiting for this reaction video, top notch work

  • @alexisrivera200xable
    @alexisrivera200xable Рік тому +4

    Quick note about putting weapons in space: They are far scarier than nukes! The reason is that we as a species are reluctant to use nukes for fear of rendering the earth uninhabitable (for us) for thousands of years. There is no such issue with putting a big metal rod dispenser in space, the energy yield is on par with nukes but without the ionizing radiation. Its the kind of weapon governments would not hesitate to use. If we ever do put weapons in space... There will be no equivalent M.A.D. (Mutually Assured Destruction.) diplomatic policy to prevent its use between superpowers.

    • @justinalicea1590
      @justinalicea1590 Рік тому

      As described by the Fat Electrician, even a tungsten rod is incapable of matching our first atomic weapons, it would only reach the same energy output of the Mother of All Bombs, the largest non-nuclear bomb ever detonated.

    • @samuelcrow4701
      @samuelcrow4701 Рік тому

      From what I've heard if stellar empires become a thing the most successful one will be the ones that pull the triggers on their planet killers first, and never ask questions

    • @screamingcactus1753
      @screamingcactus1753 Рік тому +1

      @@samuelcrow4701 That assumes that their aggression won't be recognized by others and met pre-emptively in the future. It seems like the fastest way to assure the death of your empire by outside forces is to firmly establish a reputation as an existential threat that can't be negotiated with.

    • @gaiamission7200
      @gaiamission7200 Рік тому

      this is incorrect, the diplomatic policy for if someone drops a non nuclear weapon on you with nuclear destructive potential, IS to nuke them, thats what MAD is, not meeting nukes with nukes, but saying "if it looks like im going to lose im taking everyone with me, so you better not try"

  • @laurihippi2152
    @laurihippi2152 Рік тому +1

    "If a hammer works a bullet will work"
    Construction workers:

  • @theant2266
    @theant2266 Рік тому +1

    "These math nerds can turn that into a grid" god I love this gawdamm channel.

  • @TacticalHatchet
    @TacticalHatchet Рік тому

    The EDF series feels like 40+ hour long versions of those cabinet rail-shooter games at a bowling alley.

  • @wyattfreihon4048
    @wyattfreihon4048 Рік тому

    I’m so honored that you almost caught me in the blast zone of China’s ICBM

  • @shamirramos7046
    @shamirramos7046 Рік тому +2

    We're on that Packman Military budget

  • @ethanbrandt8617
    @ethanbrandt8617 11 місяців тому +1

    Nukes are kinda nuts. On average when a nuke goes off, in the first few milliseconds of detonation, everything within a 2 kilometer sphere is instantly vaporized.

  • @NishiTheRat
    @NishiTheRat Рік тому +1

    most a US tank has ever sat was when it hasn't been shipped back from Canada when an issue that made it undriveable occurred so it gets left until the Canadians repair it enough to send it back (not sure if that happens much now a days but my step dad was once in the military and told me that was what happened once, probably happened a few more times but who knows)

  • @pauloandrade3131
    @pauloandrade3131 Рік тому +1

    Man, I broke out laughing hard at the anecdote about the opossum and the shovel

  • @BlackdragonTheShadow
    @BlackdragonTheShadow Рік тому +1

    So fun fact the original video was demonetized due to the wing diver making suggestive noises when stuck in the giant spiders webs

  • @terencepaul7475
    @terencepaul7475 Рік тому +1

    Today I learned that the world made a treaty saying we cant weaponize space.
    I've been wondering that for a while now, why we dont see weapons in space. Thanks Paul :)

  • @fallenangel5017
    @fallenangel5017 Рік тому +1

    I gotta say this. In one of the older Earth Defense Force games the Ravagers DID in fact try to blot out the sun with these little octangular ships that kinda fuse together and both block the sun and rain hell onto the earth. Fortunately for EDF however, these octangular placements had weak points when they opened up to release drones. So in the end in inevitably failed.

    • @dj11o9er
      @dj11o9er Рік тому +2

      It isn't really older. 2025/4.1 are one of the most premier EDFs. And those are basically the game before EDF 5, which is just basically a remodeled, rewritten EDF 4.1 but EDF 2017 at the same time

  • @redshadowsword
    @redshadowsword Рік тому +1

    As someone that was born in Los Angeles and moved when i was like 2, I understand your feeling toward L.A. Literally the only good part of visiting L.A. is the weather.

  • @Saeureminen_Mitarbeiter
    @Saeureminen_Mitarbeiter Рік тому +1

    Oh Theres a spider * uses Giant Laser to destroy spider and earth *

  • @alexisrivera200xable
    @alexisrivera200xable Рік тому +5

    If you can rope 2 or 3 friends to play this with you its awesome, I have been playing EDF 5 with friends and the amount of friendly fire hilarity and insane weapon combinations is crazy. Its good mindless fun.

  • @therandomscout6590
    @therandomscout6590 Рік тому +1

    I like how he completely ignored the wedding bombings and went straight to NATO budget comparisons.

  • @soldiergaming8899
    @soldiergaming8899 Рік тому +1

    If I am in this scenario I’m grabbing a 3 pound weight, and hittin spiders with it.

  • @wingzero7X
    @wingzero7X Рік тому +1

    It’s actually not a bad distinction to differentiate a missile and a rocket. A rocket is generally a fire and forget and it goes straight at whatever you’re shooting at and then it will just blow up whenever it hits something. A missile is actual vehicle innocence powered by a rocket that actually has a computer on board that will steer and guide and make sure that that payload reaches its destination before it explodes. Basic differentiation to have is one is smart when is stupid. But one is also faster to deploy than the other.