UWE BOLL'S™ FAR CRY™
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- Опубліковано 2 тра 2022
- Your favourite Pyrocynical knock-off strikes again. I'm never spending a month and a half on an Uwe Boll movie ever again.
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So here it is. Uwe Boll's Far Cry Movie. This is easily the video I've spent the most time working on and it's also the one I somehow managed to get out in the quickest time possible. See? I said I was improving my upload schedule lmao. Don't forget to like, favourite, subscribe, what-the-heck-ever, donate to my patreon, etc etc. And don't forget to tune into my streams tomorrow! I'd much appreciate it!
Also sorry if the audio is a little weird, I had problems with my headset and audio software rip.
I told you all I'd fix my upload schedule lmao
Uwe Boll has never ceased to amaze me. The fact that he actually thinks his movies are good, the most mind boggling aspect of it all.
I like how you sneaked a Far Cry review into your movie review. Man this brought me back, Far Cry is truly the Far Cry 2 of FPS
Fun fact: the woman that plays Valerie in the movie plays as a main female character in need for speed carbon.
Better watch out, he'll try and box you cause you said his movies are bad
Removing Craig Fairbrass’ British accent is like removing alcohol from vodka. You just lost one of the most iconic components of it’s existence.
Uwe Boll movies are absolutely batshit insane, ESPECIALLY for game adapted movies.
He's the funniest director alive imo, his letterboxd reviews are hilarious. He really is a living meme
The directors played far cry for 5 minutes and said “I’ll make this into a movie”
Fun fact: Dr. Krieger from this movie is the very same guy that played Yuri in C&C Red Alert 2. Absolute fucking lad.
Review Postal, it is the most accurate videogame movie of all time.
It’s a wide spread joke in Germany that Till Schweiger has only one face expression
"where do you think all of krieger's failed experiments go?"
Far Cry blew me away when it came out; the fresh tropical setting, the feeling of non-linearity, the music, gunplay etc
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Uwe boll sounds like something you'd order at a drive thru:
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the movie mutants look like a dollar store Prometheus alien
uwe boll is chad as fuck i feel like the only good movies he made are the ones he actually gave a shit about and the rest was for that sweet tax evasion and fighting the critiques is just cuz he as anger issues that he wants to express onto their face.
I honestly low-key liked how unforgiving the AI soldiers were in this game.