UWE BOLL'S™ FAR CRY™

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  • Опубліковано 2 тра 2022
  • Your favourite Pyrocynical knock-off strikes again. I'm never spending a month and a half on an Uwe Boll movie ever again.
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    So here it is. Uwe Boll's Far Cry Movie. This is easily the video I've spent the most time working on and it's also the one I somehow managed to get out in the quickest time possible. See? I said I was improving my upload schedule lmao. Don't forget to like, favourite, subscribe, what-the-heck-ever, donate to my patreon, etc etc. And don't forget to tune into my streams tomorrow! I'd much appreciate it!
    Also sorry if the audio is a little weird, I had problems with my headset and audio software rip.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 494

  • @TheBigBlackJoshi
    @TheBigBlackJoshi  2 роки тому +416

    I told you all I'd fix my upload schedule lmao

  • @GodlyMullet
    @GodlyMullet 2 роки тому +1

    Uwe Boll has never ceased to amaze me. The fact that he actually thinks his movies are good, the most mind boggling aspect of it all.

  • @TheMaerx
    @TheMaerx 2 роки тому +303

    I like how you sneaked a Far Cry review into your movie review. Man this brought me back, Far Cry is truly the Far Cry 2 of FPS

  • @williamweisert
    @williamweisert 2 роки тому +60

    Fun fact: the woman that plays Valerie in the movie plays as a main female character in need for speed carbon.

  • @Freesteve905
    @Freesteve905 2 роки тому +157

    Better watch out, he'll try and box you cause you said his movies are bad

  • @woobharb
    @woobharb Рік тому +37

    Removing Craig Fairbrass’ British accent is like removing alcohol from vodka. You just lost one of the most iconic components of it’s existence.

  • @SwaggyG_2102
    @SwaggyG_2102 2 роки тому +402

    Uwe Boll movies are absolutely batshit insane, ESPECIALLY for game adapted movies.

  • @neondreams0514
    @neondreams0514 2 роки тому +147

    He's the funniest director alive imo, his letterboxd reviews are hilarious. He really is a living meme

  • @osamabonjovi6764
    @osamabonjovi6764 2 роки тому +73

    The directors played far cry for 5 minutes and said “I’ll make this into a movie”

  • @Burl_Hurlbutt
    @Burl_Hurlbutt 2 роки тому +497

    Fun fact: Dr. Krieger from this movie is the very same guy that played Yuri in C&C Red Alert 2. Absolute fucking lad.

  • @-imperatorinsomnia-6163
    @-imperatorinsomnia-6163 2 роки тому +57

    Review Postal, it is the most accurate videogame movie of all time.

  • @memewizrd
    @memewizrd 2 роки тому +388

    It’s a wide spread joke in Germany that Till Schweiger has only one face expression

  • @sltrskid
    @sltrskid 2 роки тому +200

    "where do you think all of krieger's failed experiments go?"

  • @reaps912
    @reaps912 2 роки тому +787

    Far Cry blew me away when it came out; the fresh tropical setting, the feeling of non-linearity, the music, gunplay etc

  • @valdish9620
    @valdish9620 2 роки тому +62

    23:03

  • @4T3hM4kr0n
    @4T3hM4kr0n Рік тому +14

    Uwe boll sounds like something you'd order at a drive thru:

  • @Dj_531
    @Dj_531 Рік тому +28

    26:34

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon 2 роки тому +17

    the movie mutants look like a dollar store Prometheus alien

  • @kobold7466
    @kobold7466 2 роки тому +72

    uwe boll is chad as fuck i feel like the only good movies he made are the ones he actually gave a shit about and the rest was for that sweet tax evasion and fighting the critiques is just cuz he as anger issues that he wants to express onto their face.

  • @simtexa
    @simtexa Рік тому +19

    I honestly low-key liked how unforgiving the AI soldiers were in this game.