How's your aim? I can't tell you how many rolled up paper towels I see surrounding the waste baskets in public bathrooms. You know they probably suck at basketball.
Awesome story. Can you imagine if the student dentist had not washed his hands - and then you discover he was going to be working on your teeth? BTW - great show in Atlanta! We talked to you afterwards and I appreciate you taking time to talk with my brother and me. Needless to say, we had a good time.
Yeah I had to get one of those thousand dollar root canals. And it was because my 2 year old daughter bashed my cheek (on accident) with her giant toddler head while I was trying to read bedtime stories and it caused swelling inside the sinuses and the facial bones where the tooth root was and it choked off the blood supply to the tooth root and killed the root.
Dusty I remember when you worked at Lowe's or Home Depot in Opelika,Al, man you are funny I'm from Opelika,Al, and I show everybody your videos and jokes! We are about the same age my man God bless you and keep it going I love it!
haha. Oh damn! I do the same move with the paper towel and the door. But it's not because I'm a germaphobe it's because I don't want to waste a good hand washing in 2 seconds.
I was my hands at work and after work..it would take something like working on my truck to get me to wash my hands at home because otherwise, like dusty said, it’s stupid
What area did you grow up in Alabama, Dusty? Just curious since I live northeast between Huntsville and Birmingham. Was glad to hear your from Alabama. I got a Tennessee vibe from u.
@@decentdude1086 This is another reason why Dusty's cool as sh*t. He actually answers the comments. Hope he never gets jaded! (As his assistant, who's the real comment replier, laughs at me.)
Dude, wash yer hands. Especially after using a public restroom. Some hogs out there don't wash after taking a shit. NASTY!!!!!!! Thats why you should never touch the door handle. Its got shit on it!!!!!
@@DustySlay When I was about 16 years old and about to get some dental work done I told the dentist "Sorry, I forgot to brush my teeth". He replied "It's okay, I forgot to wash my hands." He was our family dentist so I guess he was comfortable with setting me straight. It worked.
I grew up in the Ozarks. One time when I was a kid, my mom burnt down 9 acres of our 60 acre plot we had. We lived 10 miles from the nearest town so the fire department took a minute to get there. After the fire was out and some time passed, our land had all these giant (must have been 6 foot high) ash piles. We used to play in that shit all day. Long story short, we need a few germs.
@@swim_ad they say ashes produce the richest of minerals and bring life into the soil like no other after a fire, I imagine our skin isn’t much different, I’ve played in ashes myself!😆 god bless you and your people, we are ALL family
Ever notice nearly every question like that has the answer in the description? Do ppl ever read descriptions? It should be required reading before any questions are allowed!😉
What is it with people Talking about there teeth being all Fucked up?? I smoke ( my teeth are white ) have not been to a Dentist in over 40 years ( no tooth pain/bleeding/sores ) Breath smells good!. Eating no prob! Cold drinks no Prob!!! Im 55yrs old and have all my teeth but 3 from my lower left jaw from opening Beer bottles !!!!!!!
@@DustySlay LMAO!! Dusty dont take me wrong! I was reading some of the Comments and just told my story. Thats all. And i loved you stand UP video on Trailer Park living on Drybar!!..lol
@@KoolHandJuke i had a dentist by the name of Dr. Spear in Columbus, Oh. He graduated from OSU which has a dental school, and one day he remarked to me, Rebecca you have summer teeth. I responded what are summer teeth Dr. Spear, he answered some are there and some aren't....💜🤣😂😂🤣💜
10/2024......I've been fairly poor since I moved out of my folks house. I didn't get a dental plan with any of my jobs. In 2003, I needed a new filling and and some other dental care. It was going to cost almost 5 grand. One filling and one filling repaired,....An Outrageous amount of money. I had been saving my money for a whole roof replacement & tear down of the old roof at my house. It was going cost 5 grand,.....which sounded like a good price. The roof was leaking into the interior in several places. I begged the Dentist for some kind of discount,.....he wouldn't cut me a deal. I had the dental work done and it took another 2 years before I could replace my roof. That DAMN FUCKER! I had multiple pots, trash cans, buckets all around my upstairs. I had a bucket at the end of my bed,....feet from my head. I had to dump them all the time, when it rained. That particular year it was very rainy in Columbus, Ohio.
This is why this is my guy i like when ppl admit theyre not perfectly clean kuz its like who is?? What r we robots keep it real ppl lol We're havin a good time
I Had a Great Microbiology Professor in school.... I Guarantee You would Follow Exactly the Same Routine in a Public Bathroom for the rest of your life😉👍 Some Of those “Gifts” in there just Keep on Giving and Stay with you a Very Long time 🤗💩🤤
At first you kinda lost me with washing your hands because I thought you were about to say you never wash your hands which would be gross. I do agree though, I wash my hands after going to the bathroom or if they're dirty.
of course he was troubled his dad was a dentist and failed to fill the tooth properly, somewhere out there is a dental board regretting standing up for the loser dentist, but we are having fun 😂
a stalker at office depo work? you hide behind the shelves er some shyt or just use the cameras? lol.. far as the doorknob I dunno, if I was to put my finger up some nasty street walkers butt then rub it all over the handle you want those on your hand, specially right before you pick up your pizza to eat it with said hand? hmm.. what we REALLY need is CLEANER people.... that way if their finger does slip up their butt no one has to worry bout it...
When he was talking about the guy washing his hands and the whole routine I'm smiling because he described what I've done to a "T".
How's your aim? I can't tell you how many rolled up paper towels I see surrounding the waste baskets in public bathrooms. You know they probably suck at basketball.
Same here!! Maybe I should have been a dentist!
samesy
100% me too lol. I pride myself on my paper towel aim while holding the door w my back and I'm not even joking.
Dusty is one of those guys you don't even ask if he can drive stick when borrowing your car because either way, He's gonna have a Good time.
Every time I'm sitting in the dentist chair all I can think is "We're havin' a good time!"
Really? Hmm. My wallet doesn’t ever say that when I’m At the dentist.
Must be some good nitrous they give you!
I love that you added these videos to supplement the podcast. Can't wait to see those old home vhs.
Awesome story. Can you imagine if the student dentist had not washed his hands - and then you discover he was going to be working on your teeth? BTW - great show in Atlanta! We talked to you afterwards and I appreciate you taking time to talk with my brother and me. Needless to say, we had a good time.
I just love hearing Dusty's voice.
COngrats, buddy. You gonna be smilin' all over the place now.
Note to self: Don't shake Dusty's hand at next show.
@@DustySlay Dusty... I'm not touching that comment with a ten foot pole, and it has nothing to with germs, trust me! 😃
@@DustySlay
😂 You got me!
We’re having a good time 🖐
Lol.
"We became friends"
"I don't remember his name"
"I don't know where he is"
I love how the captions have you as a "stalker at Office Depot", we're having a good time.
Yeah I had to get one of those thousand dollar root canals. And it was because my 2 year old daughter bashed my cheek (on accident) with her giant toddler head while I was trying to read bedtime stories and it caused swelling inside the sinuses and the facial bones where the tooth root was and it choked off the blood supply to the tooth root and killed the root.
Dusty I remember when you worked at Lowe's or Home Depot in Opelika,Al, man you are funny I'm from Opelika,Al, and I show everybody your videos and jokes! We are about the same age my man God bless you and keep it going I love it!
I have always said Dusty Slay has the nicest teeth in comedy
You say that too?!
Dayum. Small world, bro.
A new video, yes!
I used to live on the Isle of Palms outside of Charleston.
haha. Oh damn! I do the same move with the paper towel and the door. But it's not because I'm a germaphobe it's because I don't want to waste a good hand washing in 2 seconds.
I was my hands at work and after work..it would take something like working on my truck to get me to wash my hands at home because otherwise, like dusty said, it’s stupid
What area did you grow up in Alabama, Dusty? Just curious since I live northeast between Huntsville and Birmingham. Was glad to hear your from Alabama. I got a Tennessee vibe from u.
Seems like opelika
@@DustySlay thanks for responding Dusty. Hope to see one of your shows in Huntsville or Birmingham some time this year. We're having a good time.
@@decentdude1086
This is another reason why Dusty's cool as sh*t. He actually answers the comments.
Hope he never gets jaded!
(As his assistant, who's the real comment replier, laughs at me.)
Birmingham, Alabama. There are some shady ass people all up in that place.
@@UpperCrustthe3rd Damn. You nailed that accent. #Props
Smiles.
Were having fun
Dude, wash yer hands. Especially after using a public restroom. Some hogs out there don't wash after taking a shit. NASTY!!!!!!! Thats why you should never touch the door handle. Its got shit on it!!!!!
I just realized dusty doesn’t really swear.....that’s rare. 👍🏼
I do this with the paper towel and sink! 😂
More dental stories please, I enjoyed that way more than I should have for some reason... maybe that says something about me?
As long as he doesn't tell prostate exam stories, I'm cool with it.
@@DustySlay When I was about 16 years old and about to get some dental work done I told the dentist "Sorry, I forgot to brush my teeth". He replied "It's okay, I forgot to wash my hands." He was our family dentist so I guess he was comfortable with setting me straight. It worked.
I've lost 2 teeth in different hockey instances, I rarely wash my hands as well for nature's own immunity boost
“We need a few germs”
I grew up in the Ozarks. One time when I was a kid, my mom burnt down 9 acres of our 60 acre plot we had. We lived 10 miles from the nearest town so the fire department took a minute to get there. After the fire was out and some time passed, our land had all these giant (must have been 6 foot high) ash piles. We used to play in that shit all day. Long story short, we need a few germs.
@@swim_ad they say ashes produce the richest of minerals and bring life into the soil like no other after a fire, I imagine our skin isn’t much different, I’ve played in ashes myself!😆 god bless you and your people, we are ALL family
Hahaha yeah I almost never wash my hands either. Haven’t been sick in over 15 years. We need germs to have an awesome immune system
Bingo!
Like the late George Carlin used to say. He had an incredibly tough immune system. He swam in raw sewage! (Hudson River)
They should do a study. I guarantee you... I'll bet infrequent hand washers never die from Covid.
Yes
The guilt/annoyance eb and flow of kids like that are what I refer to as the "nerd rollercoaster."
Is your podcast on Spotify?
Ever notice nearly every question like that has the answer in the description?
Do ppl ever read descriptions? It should be required reading before any questions are allowed!😉
What is it with people Talking about there teeth being all Fucked up?? I smoke ( my teeth are white ) have not been to a Dentist in over 40 years ( no tooth pain/bleeding/sores ) Breath smells good!. Eating no prob! Cold drinks no Prob!!! Im 55yrs old and have all my teeth but 3 from my lower left jaw from opening Beer bottles !!!!!!!
@@DustySlay LMAO!! Dusty dont take me wrong! I was reading some of the Comments and just told my story. Thats all. And i loved you stand UP video on Trailer Park living on Drybar!!..lol
@@DustySlay Na !! No Heat here Mr D. Just spending a Cool saturday looking at videos on the UA-cam like yours @ DRYBAR!!
@@DustySlay I think after losing the first tooth, he'd have learned. After the 2nd, well... I'm lost.
@@KoolHandJuke i had a dentist by the name of Dr. Spear in Columbus, Oh. He graduated from OSU which has a dental school, and one day he remarked to me, Rebecca you have summer teeth. I responded what are summer teeth Dr. Spear, he answered some are there and some aren't....💜🤣😂😂🤣💜
Dusty is the kind of guy that:
So what happened to the tooth that you needed to have an implant put in?
@@DustySlay That's my motto. Just say no to those.
@@KoolHandJuke no.
@@swim_ad 😈
That was the only emoji I could find with one *toof* LMAO or LMTO? 😈(Laugh My Tooth Out)
would love to see dusty on theo vons podcast!
10/2024......I've been fairly poor since I moved out of my folks house. I didn't get a dental plan with any of my jobs. In 2003, I needed a new filling and and some other dental care. It was going to cost almost 5 grand. One filling and one filling repaired,....An Outrageous amount of money. I had been saving my money for a whole roof replacement & tear down of the old roof at my house. It was going cost 5 grand,.....which sounded like a good price. The roof was leaking into the interior in several places. I begged the Dentist for some kind of discount,.....he wouldn't cut me a deal. I had the dental work done and it took another 2 years before I could replace my roof. That DAMN FUCKER! I had multiple pots, trash cans, buckets all around my upstairs. I had a bucket at the end of my bed,....feet from my head. I had to dump them all the time, when it rained. That particular year it was very rainy in Columbus, Ohio.
Are you one of the Hyman's?
Don’t ever let them put the mercury fillings in, I haven’t been able to work for 1.5 years now because of mercury poisoning from the 7 fillings I had
This is why this is my guy i like when ppl admit theyre not perfectly clean kuz its like who is?? What r we robots keep it real ppl lol
We're havin a good time
it was very cheap living in a trailer at Auburn
@@DustySlay enjoy your comedy! hope to see more
@@auskip07 He is funny as hell. Should change his last name to Slays, if you ask me.
why not just wash the faucet handles while washing your hands and save the paper towels.
Sterile field - good, then there is Dusty's mouth - 6 hour job... LOL
Dusty’s got that implant money now!
I Had a Great Microbiology Professor in school.... I Guarantee You would Follow Exactly the Same Routine in a Public Bathroom for the rest of your life😉👍 Some Of those “Gifts” in there just Keep on Giving and Stay with you a Very Long time 🤗💩🤤
Washing your hands is dumb unless it directly benefits Dusty.
I do that…
Hey, that's how I wash my hands in public restrooms.
That's actually counter productive. Just the words "wash" and "public" counteract each other
At first you kinda lost me with washing your hands because I thought you were about to say you never wash your hands which would be gross. I do agree though, I wash my hands after going to the bathroom or if they're dirty.
@@DustySlay 100%. If I drop some food food on the ground like a carrot or something small, I'll still eat that without thinking twice.
@@ragreenburg There's a 5 second rule for a reason! Most germs are slow as hell.
Just never try it with pudding. In that case, call your dog.
@@ragreenburg lol. I just re-read your comment and saw your food-food typo. I don't know why I thought it was funny. 🤔😄
@@ragreenburg I don't even think once. Especially if I'm wicked hungry... 👊🍟
@@DustySlay that's factually inaccurate, Mr. Slay. Here's your sign. 😁
I wash my hands all the time
B e all you . Love the flack you be trying . HONEY we are so thankful l you be all that .
Who down-thumbed this?!
A dentist?
of course he was troubled his dad was a dentist and failed to fill the tooth properly, somewhere out there is a dental board regretting standing up for the loser dentist, but we are having fun 😂
a stalker at office depo work? you hide behind the shelves er some shyt or just use the cameras? lol.. far as the doorknob I dunno, if I was to put my finger up some nasty street walkers butt then rub it all over the handle you want those on your hand, specially right before you pick up your pizza to eat it with said hand? hmm.. what we REALLY need is CLEANER people.... that way if their finger does slip up their butt no one has to worry bout it...