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- Опубліковано 15 січ 2021
- This week Tim talks the cult obsession over Tesla and Elon Musk, nearly getting sucked into a New York apartment scam, and goes off on people who can't stop talking about how they beat the virus.
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Tim, man...
This is crazy. I would love to hear you address this topic someday.
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Ps. 18:50
Verifiable fact.
TIM I NEED TO STAY AT THIS FUCKIN SHIT KUMP PLEASE TELL EVDERYONE ADDRESS ILL STAY IN IT LIKE NO ONE EVER STAYED IN IT BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tim Rocks!! 🤘
I thought I saw gavi for a sponsor 💉
The lesbian vs gay guy beef is a tale as old as time
That's what this is a classic case of gay vs lesbian
@@michaeljackson8390 SHUSSHHHHHHHHHHH.
@@michaeljackson8390 SHUT UP!!! And stop spamming
This case needs to go to Judge Judy for punitive and emotional distress damages.
If you are neither, its good to stay clear; no eye contact, no sudden moves.
Tim is 100 percent correct about the 400 dollar cleaning fee.
Absolutely!
Yea that's ridiculous. Clean it you fools. It's an exorbitant amount of money.
I spend $400 to stay in a hostel for 2 weeks.
400 dollar cleaning fee?!? they better bleach my asshole
@@CaptainKilluminati and then toss my salad.
I left the JRE and switched to the TDS and never looked back
I honestly have tried to continue watching JRE but Spotify just doesn't have the infrastructure to host his shows without issues. I've given up as well.
out of site out of mind. joey rogs is going down
Same, also watch Mark normands podcast I think they're equally funny and entertaining.
@@javedoy2404 yeah i miss the whole youtube experience especially the comment section and Rogan isn't even funny enough for me to stay.
Seriously, it’s all doctors and marine biologists now and very little comedians, if they make off color jokes, he’ll ‘what?’ the joke to death; and I used to love it 🤷🏼♂️
Pretty sure Tim Dillon is now the funniest person in America.
He gives me gay Sam Kinnison vibes. Love Timmy D!!
I just watched the last episode of him moving to Texas and I agree.
Hell yeah!
I took a break from a lot of UA-cam content around the election but I finally came back and Tim is as hilarious as ever. For months I’ve been subscribed to his patreon and I only listened to a few of the episodes on there yet I refuse to cancel my membership. Love supporting this dude
Verified!
Quite bold of Ben to use Nancy Pelosi’s laptop on the show.
Hahah nice!
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💀☠️💀☠️💀💀☠️💀💀☠️💀
An excerpt from the book: The War Journal | Causes, Dates, Battles & Selected Comments from The Tim J. Dillon Show
5 points to you good sir!
AirBnB is being so homophobic about this
Bruh is that your real name?
@@1stblackpm Unfortunately LOL! I have a friend named Wayne Bennett-Trotsky
"AirBnB Is Being So Homophobic About This" sounds like an ANB song title. Word.
@@ronhitler-barassi2624 How many times have you been reported in Facebook? Lol.
Cancel them *now*
Listening to this while practicing piano accompaniment for church choir. So I’m hearing “BLUDGEON A COP WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER” over The First Noel. Just a lovely combo for the upcoming holidays
Tim's gayness really comes out when he's ranting about lesbians.
Shut up, Tim is NOT a gay!
@@nodiggity9472 Tim is gay
Whoever designed the neon sign nailed it, it’s cool as fuck
Definitely
Yeah I absolutely love it
Would be cool if he sold mini versions of the sign as merch
Epstein vibes LOL
It’s like the Kyle kulinski one just not in a DC tunnel
Ben makes this podcast twice as funny with minimal effort
When Tim's brain is spiraling down a black hole and suddenly takes an even darker turn, Ben's background "BWAHA!" outbursts are just gold
It's such a a shame that his podcast with his brother Jace and comedian Kevin Tienken was ended 3 weeks ago because he became too cool and has no time for such trivial efforts now. Brain Jail, along with Tim Dillon, and Cumtown are forever top 3 God tier pods.
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Especially after him and his wife left the Church and began to bathe under Tim's light.
@@yodythewoadie Is that why BrainJail stopped all of a sudden with no explanation? I knew Ben was getting increasingly busy with the Tim Dillon Pod but thought they were just taking a break since Jace got Covid (hope he's recovering well). That really sucks. I liked hearing Kevin, Jace & Ben a lot.
@@bunating yeah they posted on the IG that it was due to Ben's schedule. Kevin is plotting on starting something again soon. I hope they just pick it back up and record without Ben, he could be a guest now and then. Honestly I had put Brain Jail at #1, above TTDS in my top 3.
'The ultimate act of charity is to walk into a room, identify other people's weaknesses and magnify it in front of others'. LOL.
When Rogan left UA-cam I couldn't be bothered to follow. When Tim gets removed, I'm going where he going.
But he shouldn’t, just like Joe shouldn’t have. All I think of when I think of Joe taking the 100 mil is Tim and Eric’s billion dollar movie when they keep saying random shit and then insert “a billion dollars”. The only reason Joe is on Spotify despite anything he says is “100 million dollars”
Tim is smart rogan is a caveman
Patreon $5 a month well worth it
@@b_i_l_l_w_i_l_l_i_a_m_s_o_n I don't think Timmy boy will. He makes damn good money just on Patreon.
mad respect for not downloading an app for absolutely no reason
There’s nothing more entertaining than Lesbians fighting with a gay dude .
lesbe-honest
@@FFuckUA-cam 😂
Tale as old as time
The lesbians will realize, too late, that they never stood a chance from the start
@@StripedAssedApe the dominance gays hold over Lesbians is proof "patriarchy" is a necessity.
Tim Dillon is my shoulder devil personified.
Yep. And when he puts the shades on, I know I'm going to hell.
🤣
TIM DILLON SENDIN YOU TO HELL
Ben is the angel, wearing white
Ax. Cacaxacadcaxaa
"I hate you for who you are" should be a series of Valentine Day Cards by Tim Dillon 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Tim is the only person who ever hated me unconditionally for who I truly am.
Tim Dillon, a young *patriot* who is just trying to conduct business appropriately.
Is this real business or fake business?
@@liltiddy186 it’s real fake business
Forget the Civil War, I’m joining in on Tim Dillon’s Airbnb war.
An excerpt from the book: The War Journal | Causes, Dates, Battles & Selected Comments from The Tim J. Dillon Show
Way ahead of you, AirBnB sucks
Agreed. lol 😆
Sell a T-shirt “Lesbians against arson” with a picture of a concrete stool in the background
Fake War is a dirty fake business.
there are no sweeter words to hear than "ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show"
Outside of the the words “ here’s your refund “ then yes, you’re absolutely correct
i also enjoy "Good morning, beautiful people!" ( who knows?)
"Welcome to Kuuuuuuump." is equally sweet
“I threatened to burn their house down, we’re having a good timeeeee”
I've never used Airbnb but it sounds like a real knife fight
I understand this reference
“Life is a Pandora’s box of horrah.”
Hara
It sure is
This is the new t-shirt.
I say it the same way but didn’t notice how bad my accent was until he said horror. 🤦🏽♀️
"Life is little more than the subjugation of pain" -Big Lenny
The pigs are here to feast
Have you ever.had pig cheese? Look “intuit.”
“fustrating”
Ben - “I like it, it’s shorter”
"It must be so comforting to just live in a reality that bears no resemblance to the one on this planet."
The way Tim talks about his AirBnB experience is so full of righteous indignation that I feel like I’m at war along with him. Personally very relatable, even if hilariously unhinged. Yes or yes.
I love and hate Airbnb. Have stayed in hands down, the coolest places, but I also almost got shot in Jackson Mississippi and couldn’t get a refund after spending an hour and a half in a hood which I paid $150 for the night.
I stayed at a very similar airbnb last year. Very pretentious... feminist artwork everywhere....500 a night....not a comfortable piece of furniture in the damn house.
I want a compilation just of all the times Tim has said “Airbnb”
Like right now!! Lol 😂
Best way to live.
I like this. Almost as much as i like my stupid comedy videos. And that's a lot. 🤔
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They should honestly be paying the man.
I was mad that Joe moved exclusively to shoddify but now I see that his departure created this massive hole that Tim now occupies.
Not the first time Tim has occupied Joe’s hole.
You're right on the dot. And way smarter and hilarious.
Not a perfect fit, though. I LOVE Tim Dillon for comedy, but I do miss having a podcast where I could hear interviews with a mushroom expert, ufologists, a theoretical physicist, two US senators running for president, comedians, a guy who lives in tundra wilderness eating wolf liver, and Tim all in one year.
@@AngryAlfonse not a perfect fit.... that's what she said. Joking aside, you have a valid point Sir.
Why do you hate spotify?
"Life is a Pandora's box of horror."
-Tim Dillon.
Horrar*
Horra*!
nothing but the best
I will never set foot in an air bnb until you can.
An excerpt from the book: The War Journal | Causes, Dates, Battles & Selected Comments from The Tim J. Dillon Show
F*ck AirBNB
#standwithtim.... actually #sittingwithtim makes more sense.
Tim: "i always give 5 stars regulardless"
Also Tim: "i don't trust these average peoples reviews, i go somewhere 5 stars and it sucked.
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You jelly of his gay
nice observation
lmao, i love you guys
"How do you break a cactus" has got to be the quote of 2021 so far, i'm dead
"COVID cleaning" implies just how shitty you were cleaning the room before!
I’m never late for the Best Podcaster In Los Angeles ✌️
Didn’t you get shouted out by Coach Greg this week?
It’s getting a little weird at this point frankly.
@@robspecht9550 yet you're here
I'm never late for the best anabolic chef in the kitchen!!!!
I like this. Almost as much as i like my stupid comedy videos. And that's a lot. 🤔
This truly is the single biggest deplatforming that has happened this week
The way Tim Dillon says “horror” is the reason I get up in the morning
"Let the kid have the corn pops, and then he doesn't turn around and start blowing people in a library."
"Helix PLUS mattresses are delivered with a succession of trucks, and then delivered outside -- you have to sleep outside."
Confession time: ever since I’ve seen Tim on Rogan, I now watched/get more excited for the Tim Dillion show every week rather than JRE. It’s nice to know what I’m gonna get each time, (which I vibe with more), rather than the mixbag en mass at Rogan’s. Keep it up Tim, you’re the avatar of the new era
Rogan cashed out and disappeared. Good for him. Tim will be bigger than him in a few years
Tim’s the comic Joe wished he could be
As far as raw talent you are spot on
Did I stay up until midnight to listen to this immediately? Yes or yes
Yes and yes
Correct on both accounts.
"My mom made me eat health cereal and thats why I became a gay cocaine addict" a memior by Tim Dillon
The annoying karate guy at the party sounds like Bryan callen.
fuck, that's funny
My favorite podcast
Best show on Saturday night
I loved when Australia news did a segment on you.
Hey Jeff, wanna hang some time?
@@goldencheese7247 depends. are you a teenage girl??
My favorite part of the end of the USA is watching Tim Dillon losing it more and more every episode while simultaneously being one of the few individuals who is worth listening to.
“I’m sorry that I came in there with luvvvv and light” 😂
"Housewives and rappers... and I'm half of each" - No wonder I fucking love this guy.
I WILL RENT AN AIR BNB FOR TIM DILLON!!!
VRBO, this is your chance to sponsor the Tim Dillon Show.
golden opportunity
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@@michaeljackson8390 Calm down
VRBO stönks
@@michaeljackson8390 Sim simma
“No no you don’t understand i faught the Chinese “ what a legend
You’d have to think that if the cleaning crew almost had a stroke from the shocking state that the Airbnb was left in, they would’ve taken some pics. Release the photos!
How dare yOu! They are of the lgbtq they’re right!! They don’t need Proof Cmon man!
@@Jai.P91 so is Tim ,, so that whole argument flies right out the window
"If we're not supposed to eat the Gorton's fish, why would they sell it at the supermarket?"
Exactly.
@@Eblis840 “Beans explode when they're hot. Whose fault is that? I didn't come up with the idea of the bean.”
C
Love that episode
Dude I thought it was Gordon’s for the last 29 years of my life. I feel enlightened.
tim is that raw shit that we need more of now a days
Until a big corporate internet streaming service buys him out. Buying consent by buying out dissenters, it's called 😁
@@photomukund i wonder if thats how they tame people
@@H4rdcory its a win-win anyways, and a neat-cut.
every week i feel like i’m angry and then i tune into my weekly tim and i’m like no i’m not angry enough
Timmy puts on glasses and goes full Theo Von during the magic loops promo: "fruit LOOPS"
Tim, you had me at “or you can watch SNL”
Tough choice...
This is Tim's greatest podcast. I have never agreed more about lesbian architects.
Totally. This is a keeper --cant wait to listen again when I'm not so high
they arent architects, they just pretentious hipsters...
@@susan908 me too😂
Tim Dillion is 100% the funniest comedian alive x20. No other comedians can even make me laugh, thanks Tim!
“ sit around all day and munch Elizabeth Warren’s box” ... I’m finished 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Something tells me Ben broke that cactus...
Shakes head
👐"That's not punk rock."
Loved that more than I should've.
yes xD
I think it is hilarious that Timmy is going through the same thing on Airbnb as Trump on Twitter.
Can't make sh** up. 😂😂😂
as someone who's does "covid cleaning" he's right, it's the same as regular cleaning.
So u scamming people? 😂
@@413. nah I started off hardcore cleaning but just no one else gave a shit, so eventually I stopped bcs they were all getting paid the same and doing even less than I do now
"Get the latest information from the CDC about covid 19"
fucking lol
@Elias Leal Wait...so you're saying it's about money? How could that slip away? ;)
The Blast Zone should be the name of Tim's restaurant.
Or his Steak Sauce if it’s spicy
😂😂🤣❤❤❤
Explosive desserts yes or yes
"Honeyyyyyy"
This is the greatest first 10 minutes of a podcast ever
It makes me laugh in advance seeing that my favorite podcast comes with a COVID-19 warning from youtube.
Dude you killed it on King and the Sting
Tim in glasses is top Teir 😎
The one dislike must be those Airbnb ladies!
At 3 dislikes now. Must be both of the women individually and Airbnb.
Now it's 13.
Must be all of their friends who hate gay men.
Nah its the Tesla cultists
you would think lesbians wouldnt be offended by the smell of fish in the first place
That’s was good. And true!!!!!
Especially as the only reason fish smell like that in the first place, is because lesbians used to be allowed to swim in the ocean.
Funny!😂
Only Tim can pull in $60k a month on patron and still go off on a $400 bill...
Im just a patriot awaiting instructions on the air bnb situation
Fellow piglet reporting for duty
Stand down and stand by.
@@anithedude619 copy that
Storm the corporate headquarters!!!!!
Move in....to that Airbnb & wait for instruction.
Gorton's fish with tartar sauce, baked beans, cheeseburgers and seven pints of ice cream.
An excerpt from: The War Journal | Causes, Dates, Battles & Selected memoirs of Tim J. Dillon
53:44 God I love it when Tim does Sebastian Maniscalco... you can see when he’s about to go into it as soon as he inadvertently says something close to that voice.
As somebody who watched their father die over 2 years from ALS I appreciate this episode tim. I appreciate your work and bringing attention to the disease.
just took edibles for the first time in my life , been tripping for the past hours. and saw Tim Dillon has a new podcast... here we go baby.
No
Nice 🤙
Phone a friend. If you can find your phone. No the toaster isn’t a phone.
Your not much fun
Kaili Smith correct lol
Lol I was so annoyed when Rogan said you “should’ve done the dishes”. Like bro.. $400 cleaning fee!? That’s ridiculous fam.
When was this? Link please? :)
@@tamapajamas Yannis pappa on jre.
Yeah joes a bit of a bijh....
$400 is nothing to joe and he would NEVER stay in a airbnb anyway. He's been out of touch with reality for quite sometime.
@@dylynblue9864 you'd think interviewing people would keep you in touch, Rogain proved that wrong.
When he said “blast zone”, that delivery was just perfect. First time I have laughed in a week.
“I’m being a pussy because my “fake business” is actually a “real business” and has afforded Ben a Tesla and I a Range Rover... Anyway... Magic Spoon...
#Covid
Just about to sleep, then this pops up
Sleep can wait.
Same its 5am
I like this. Almost as much as i like my stupid comedy videos. And that's a lot. 🤔
It's 7:30 AM here in Germany
Can't wait for the Ben Avery after show
This needs to be a reality. Fingers crossed.
This show is legit helping me get through life right now. Thankyou
Tim podcasts the best when he’s angry and frustrated
Tim is so savage. Those lesbians messed with the wrong gay guy.
Wait until he does a Ridge Wallet ad in their master bathroom.
@@scottp.548 Tim straight pocket checked them
Seriously, people need to becareful who they fuck over.
@@taran8546 Don't fuck with the Tweeky Grinders?
I can't believe the "Real Estate Guy"
got kicked off Airb&b
Life in the big city
You mean the corporate steakhouse guy?
AirBnB is a real knife fight
@@nickholcombe3664 death in the small desert
@Stephanie Belyavskaya exactly! Fake bidniss has its way of following us around.
So happy I just found Tim . Now I can go back and watch all 200 episodes
I love how this show drops every Sunday morning,and i listen to it as i make breakkie .
A Kenyan that listens to tim dillon 😂😂😂 nilidhani niko unique
the best podcast by someone banned from Airbnb
This is the new JRE on UA-cam
Been throwing bangers every Saturday night for a while now. And love how stoned Ben gets too lol 😆
I like this. Almost as much as i like my stupid comedy videos. And that's a lot. 🤔
It's an insult to compare this to that jre garbage. Rogan has that fake business sussed out to the max
He could be. Tim is too busy fucking around to put out 3 or 4 podcast a week. That’s what being a new Rogan would require.
@@Wandering_Chemist he’s just hitting a juul or whatever. He’s sober I’m pretty sure
Love the sheer unwavering truth and honesty of this podcast. Bravo, Timmy.
Lmao at the covid info warning below the description. Great episode as always keep it going TD
9:00 WHAT THEY DID WAS DISHONEST AND THEY'RE HURTING TIM'S ABILITY TO CONDUCT
*_FAKE BUSINESS_*
Joe Rogan's been all messed up since he went to Spotify,
I'm with Tim you pay a $400 cleaning fee that should cover the dishes yes or yes?
Why did they stay at a place with a $400 cleaning fee?! I never would. But yes, for that amount they should’ve done the dishes, not Tim and company.
The renters should love that easy money.
im guessing there were no real cleaners and the "hosts" just keep the fee.
Been the best comedic podcast for many months and getting even better. Keep doin’ what you’re doin’!!
They acted like they beat the Chinese military😂
Airbnb did 9/11 yes or yes?
Guess I won’t be going to bed at a reasonable time. Yes or yes?
Dude...yes! The fight is close! Get up and get ready lol
Unfortunately checked UA-cam just as I wanted to go to sleep. Dammit, Tim.
Are you related to a guy named Fred?
It's 7:30 AM in Germany & I can't stop! Love me some fake business man.
Yeah, but you had covid? It’s a Eff’n bio weapon.
Ok I think I just found my new favorite podcast. His humor is refreshing
Waking up to this podcast is a great birthday gift. Thanks!
I love how Tim has just been ripping on Yannis Papas the whole episode without mentioning his name 😂.
Hahaha yes surprised more people aren't mentioning this. I was expecting maybe Yannis would be on the show but this is way better.
Yannis just posted on his Instagram story that the rant was about him lol
I love the banter that goes back and forth between comedians. 😂
i figured tim leaves behind a stench of exploded beans and mass produced fish filets
Are you not a Patriot?
I’m 32 seconds in and cracking up. That fucking AB&B story is hilarious. Tim Dillion fighting for the every man *W/“Love & Light”* I’m looking forward to Tim’s stand up in Denver, C.O in the spring. I hope this story gets in the routine.