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- Опубліковано 3 чер 2022
- Tim talks about the last American love story, the Kardashian empire, the greatest piece of satire in the last decade, and Greg Norman siding with the Saudi golf tour.
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#TheTimDillonShow - Комедії
Ben: *Shares a small thing about himself*
Tim: "Let's go ahead and put a lid on that, champ."
Time stamp?
@@Friendviews let’s pump the brakes, you should be watching the whole thing. It’s gold
this is probably my favorite tim dillon clip
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@@Friendviews this is probably my favorite tim dillon clip
ua-cam.com/video/a_2T1ywBzSU/v-deo.html
Get a load of this schmuck, time please.. Tic Toc brain on a 10 second loop. You wanna see it, well then you watch... you watch. I came in hot there. I could edit it but my toxic masculinity needs an outlet.
I pray that at some point Ben gets his act together. The fans and Tim deserves so much better.
Tim’s patience is nothing short of heroic.
Ben’s claps burst my ear drum I can only imagine what St. Tim experienced
If Ben keeps trying to ruin the show, Tim should hire Jamie from JRE as a part time worker. That guy knows when to keep his mouth shut.
Edit: As Ben, Young Jamie also plays golf, but Jamie is way better at it, because Ben sucks at everything
@@AngelRivera-fp9md I imagine Ian from Timcast might outshine Ben! And Ian irritates the hell outta me!
He's a mess...
Despite Bens best efforts, this episode was a compete success.
😂😂😂
He tried, but Tim is just so brilliant.
Lmao
Tim says it jokingly most of the time but the guy really isn't asked to do a lot and still manages to fuck up more than any other "producer" 🤣
It's metamodernism
This show is incredible, despite all of Ben's failures. It's a real testimony to Tim's level of pure talent. Also his benevolence in continuing to keep him employed. Tremendous.
this is probably my favorite tim dillon clip
ua-cam.com/video/a_2T1ywBzSU/v-deo.html
Ben is Tim’s comfort pet 😄
@@shelly4472 he'd be better off with a pet rock.
The fact that Ben just sends the entire show completely off the rails within the very first second of the show is simply mind boggling
He needs to be taught a serious lesson. His ego is out of control.
Don't ruin it!
@@PLsexpicklePL he needs a kids friendly drag queen show . that will teach him discipline with pure horror punishment.
Mind boggling?!? I consider it par for the course.
@@scottymacdewder5229 it’s “mind bottling” for future reference…
Knowing 85% of the star spangled banner is more american than knowing 100%
LMAO 🤣😂 so true.....
At least that song has some poetic lyrics - the Australian national anthem has both lyrics and music that suck HAAARD and no one in Australia can remember more than the first couple of lines.
Woe.
@@markcarey67 Too many lines involving the Great Kangaroo War of 1819 XD
Best comment I’ve seen this month..
the amount of times Tim stops Ben from de-railing the show is mind-blowing 🤯
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
I’m 5 minutes in and this dynamic is wild 😂
Tim Dillon is like the drunk father shouting nonsense at the dinner table and ben the guests are his kids trying to get his approval
LMAO
this is probably my favorite tim dillon clip
ua-cam.com/video/a_2T1ywBzSU/v-deo.html
HE WAS BORN FOR THIS
Ben looks like the high school English teacher who’d be made fun of by the 9th graders and would just accept the insults.
and buys weed from the sr drug dealer 🤣
He looks like fancy B
And always has his lunchbox packed with a sandwich, veggie no meat and a greentea
Bc he's got that BDE
I thought he was older than Tim
Ben looks like a therapist who needs to talk to someone 😂
😂
Tim in a hoodie, Ben in a sport coat. He's on thin ice. Rule #1: never outshine the master.
He looks like he really wants to but keeps putting it off because people keep asking him to run errands for them until he inevitably snaps on a loved one
@@imemberberry 😂😂😂😂
this is probably my favorite tim dillon clip
ua-cam.com/video/a_2T1ywBzSU/v-deo.html
This guy spitballs better concepts than whole roomfuls of committed professional writers.
Ben needs to be the next Joker in a movie beating the shit out of a dumpster every time after Tim yells at him
😂😂😂😂😂
@@joshjsinclair thank you brother 😂
I’m actually attracted to him
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
The fact that Tim can resist the urge to physically assault Ben for his constant babble, should earn Mr. Dillon Sainthood in the afterlife.
Ben sucks
We are all already there buddy
@@FrenchCanadianGuy Aaaaa
He's gay...no dice.
That reply that disappeared immediately was hilarious.
Can’t believe Ben has the nerve to drink water on the Tim Dillon Show. Thanks for ruining another episode, Ben.
During a drought in California, no less!
Should be waterboarded more times than KSM
Water is for cowards. Water makes you weak.
He should take a leaf from Henry Rollins book
Water is for closers, Ben.
Ida looks a lot like what Ariana Grande would would look like if she was ever allowed to reach adulthood.
Ariana Trenta
Ariana Grendel
no wonder Ida doesn't wanna have kids with devan, her perfect genes would get tainted.
I love when Ben starts to get excited and giddy about something and then Tim immediately just shuts him down lol 😂
Ben going well over his allocated talking time yet again
He’s hit his quota
Ben is out of control
ben is the hipster alter ego of owen shroyer
The call him Laughtrack for a reason
It should be like Twitter where he is restricted to 280 characters
I died when he called that corrections officer an "albino mole rat" and then realized there was still an entire hour of podcast left. Tonight is gonna be a good night. Thank you Ben and Tim.
Ida needs to let it fly. She clearly had an opinion on stuff but feel like when the lights are on, she gets shy. Tim was looking like Jason Kidd with all these assist.
I’m relatively new to the show so don’t know who these 2 guests are. Tim was great as always but they added absolutely nothing to this episode, especially Ida’s refusal to answer questions.
She’s probably getting embarrassed in real time about her kardashian fandom and doesn’t want to get roasted for it
Who is she?
@@dexterhornsby9957 agree
@@richardhurley9885 she’s an idiot that’s litteraly the only reason he put her on Tim hates women lol
Ben looks like every standard accountant in 100% of movies
So basically he’s Jason Bateman in every role ever
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
I stumbled upon Tim from Rogan, and he's been a remedy for my depression ever since
He is special, no one like him ever.
My situation exactly.
The fact that you just found him is crazy enjoy brother
Amen to that lol
The amount of people that think they are depressed is DISTURBING
1:00:05 when he threw shade at Brendan Shaub saying “gringo papi” after his billigerent incoherent rambling had me dying! 😂😂😂
So good
this is why we love tim
Does anyone know why he’s referencing it in the 1st place?
He did it at the very beginning too I hope this becomes a regular thing. Just make sounds and qualify them by name dropping that trash special 🤣
Ben is getting comfortable Tim put him back in his role please.
I would listen to Tim talk about literally anything, the guys just brilliant
Me too
It would be a wet dream to make a list of things for him to talk about for an hour
@@james8zaqweird
Ya everyone makes mistakes.. but not as many mistakes as Ben makes.
What about Andy Dick?
0 p.o 0o
yeah, weird intersection Ben has of following 911 conspiracys and golf.... the real conspiracy is golf needing an influx of Saudi money to remain relevant.
“She will prolly run over the next governor “ hahah how did Tim not laugh damn that was good
Timestamp by chance?
@@marshallmills7860 1:50:45
Finally we get to see Ida. Don’t want to hear her or Devin at all but seeing her? YES.
She ruined the episode for me she stinks
@The Wandering M shes hot but needs to keep her trap shut
She fine
#MuteButtonsMatter
@The Wandering M she's great but incel vibes here
Yeah Kims doing great work by granting clemency to a killer who killed a father in front of his own kids.
Ida is a female product of modern society and she’s realizing it in real time when she gives these cringeworthy takes on the kardashian family
Prison reform: i.e. LETTING CRIMINALS OUT OF PRISON
I feel like paying Dillon lots of money even though he doesn’t need it.
Fake business baby!!!
Me too. Also I’m straight, but would make an exception for him.
Oh he needs it
Not until I get a personal invite to his new 100 billion dollar Hamptons triple-mansion, will I give Tim all my money.
Speak to his consultant.
All of these revelations about Andy Dick have really changed my opinion of him.
I used to think he was mildly funny, but now I know that he's pretty awesome too.
My brief encounter of him over the pandemic was a total delight. What an angel 👼
The way he said don't shoot the gun was really relatable I wish him well
Dude check out his old show the assistant. It's hilarious. Tim d kills
You only ever hear about the guys he sexually assaults. You never hear about the guys that he doesn’t sexually assault
@@chadkoolaid1292 When you put it like that, Andy Dick is probably the best guy in show business.
leave the camera on ida and take her mic. then take away devon’s mic. thanks ben. love you timmy
"How much does he owe Bones Mackay?"
"Hundreds of th-"
"WHO CARES"
Built Ben up just to see him fall.
He missed a HUGE opportunity to ruin him again shortly thereafter
“THIS IS NOT A
GUEST SHOW. IT WILL NEVER BE A GUEST SHOW…”
🤣 that’s exactly what I heard in my head
Unfortunately for us, he has become too success and complacent.
"Piglets need little treats." We might have a solution for political gridlock....
I just about died each time Tim infused “gringo papi” into his Satanic noises and then I actually died when he started singing the national anthem over the prison escape news segment.
ARGHHHHHH!!! GRINGO PAPI
Ohh man, this made me cry from laughing, Tim's analysis of the 3 influencers is spot on. Brilliant.
One day when Ben gets fed up with the abuse he’ll do a tell-all interview exposing Tim’s darkest secrets
Tim Dillon does his own tell all on Ben every week
sounds like one day Tim (like everyone, frankly) might make a mistake
Please get off the internet and go talk to real life people.
Nice try Ben, we know this is your alt-account
@@nickuva6508 please come off your high horse and open your mind to the many forms of humor.
Ben looks like he just emerged his cryo freeze from the 50's
Within the first few seconds, CHAOS 😭😂
“The masked defense secretary “ sounds absolutely amazing
Let Ben do the whole podcast on this golf issue!!
Ben and Jaime Golf Podcast! By the best podcast producers talking about golf for hours.
Ben gets 1 podcast whenever Tim lets him speak for 30 minutes. Ben will talk about golf as we all fall asleep.
Ben L00KS like a golfer..
or a JoGGer
@BC BC Really? What is the name of it?
Ok! 😃🔫
Ben is truly getting out of line. I vote to strip him of all pay and benefits.
Tim pays him for this insolence!?!
What pay and benefits?
Last night I had a dream that Lori Lightfoot transitioned to a woman and drove a mobility scooter through a pride parade, killing 4 and injuring 17.
I'm gonna need split screen 'Ida cam' at all time from now on.
Yea buddy she's crazy hot look her Instagram
What is her surname?
Idatavs
@@chriswest7639 tavakoli
Persian girls are the hottest (I'm biased)
I’m back here to religiously watch tim like I do every week. Tim is the prophet of the 21st century.
Too late for Jesus, just in time for Tim
Too late for Jesus, just in time for Tim
How Devan landed Ida is right up there with the biggest mysteries like the building of the pyramids and Area 51
You ain’t lying bro, Even Tim wants to fuck
Idk, Devan's a cutie.
@@Shikhar_ Devan this is strange name to pick as your burner account lol
She's a scarecrow and he's the brain she wished for from the wizard of oz
@@VIVsVeiws you’re gonna get to touch a woman eventually my man.Hang in there
Tim's patience with Ben is saint like.
this is probably my favorite tim dillon clip
ua-cam.com/video/a_2T1ywBzSU/v-deo.html
😂
Awww Tim, we love your little video's! I was devastated to hear you're not into making them anymore...they're what keeps us going! Oh Lord of Satire, please grace us with your brilliant video's once again...please.
I am so thankful that I now live in a world INFLUENCED by kids who aren't quite sure what consulting is or their role in setting the standard.
I work in consulting and I’m not sure what it is so go figure
Well I mean.... how else would the west end? By the bomb? Please.... that shits wayy too played out.
The enemies want all the resources
@@sgown3d yeah I hear ya. Im not sure if I could give a concise textbook definition either, it's just that if I had the desire to be publicly influential on the internet I'd hope to be better prepared.... but I guess these "kids" are easy targets, low hanging fruit. We all end up succumbing to trashy cultural trends in one way or another, regardless of how we consciously feel about them.
TIM!!!!!!! really needed a episode today thanks
18:26 "Nigga, what is an Astronaut??" - Tim Dillon 2022
I can feel Devin’s soul leave his body when Ida talks about the Ks
All of our souls. Such a K shill.
I almost threw my phone through the TV when this part came up. I just wanted the cringe to stop. Instead I skipped 15min a head and powers through the rest of the episode. She’s lost any credibility. Next guest commentator please!
Ida whoever she is; so much prettier than any Kardashian.
Lol agreed
Ida Tavakoli
check out her twitter. of course she is funny if the legend Tim Dillon is promoting her
Simps
This Tim Dillon x TMG Studios crossover is not what I expected in the least but so so welcomed
I've watched up to 0:46 and I know this is going to be a seriously great episode. Timmy off tour is a different breed
Tim, for the love of god you cannot stop making UA-cam videos. Those were the funniest skits ive ever seen on YT.
This episode deserves the aviators
"Were rolling" *Gets up to walk away*
Ben, don't make us do this. Don't make us do this Ben.
So funny 😂 Shared with my Community Members and on chats. Thank you 🙏
"I don't really have an opinion about it in either way." Wow, Ida is such a profound and fascinating podcast guest.
Everyone read Chris hedges book:america the farewell to know where tims comedy comes from. We are living in dark times fellas and Tim is the guy on the megaphone making us laugh before we all crash and drown in the middle of the ocean.
need a hug big guy?
@@greenpilltheory6649 no ,thanks my brother. It is what it is. Please read the book I'm talking about and then you will want a hug . Cheers
@@MN-jr4nm Please vote Republican and make it hard for them to get their candidates in. We have two more years until things could turn around
Nobody with common sense needs a book to tell them that the ship is sinking.
Doomers lol
Time to deal with Ben's incompetence once again.. Tim manages to make it worth it tho
“She might run over the next governor” perfect from Mr. Costa
It was fantastic.
Tim on JRE: Caitlin Jenner to me has never been a gender, she has always been a murderer
People shitting on Devan is beyond stupid. He was an excellent audience in the Before Time, also known as The Porch.
It's extremely clever of Tim (And Ben) to pretend to be gay, only to get away with saying outrageous stuff and not be cancelled.
Wait till he pretends to be a woman
All jokes aside, Do you think he’s actually not gay? I agree that’d be brilliant to fake it but idk
This is now my second fav podcast after seeing those kids discuss their influencing careers !
What is that podcast called ?
@@chrisom4699 Brooke and Connor
@@DrAugurk two of the most white boring names ever.
Gotta love it
@@Matanumi this dudes name is literally Tim……
I think we need a weekly check-in with the Brooke and Connor podcast, truly stunning stuff
30 seconds in, "you gunna throw me a fish?" Hilarious
Ida is absolutely breathtaking
I can’t wait to see how Ben tries to ruin this episode.
He ruined it with that seal clap
It didn't take long.
TIM!! We need an entire episode dissecting the gringo papi!!!
Go listen to Devan’s podcast Hate Watch. They’ve dedicated a few hilarious episodes to that train wreck and Depp/Heard
@@blueskynoise2177 Just got done listening to it! This was great lol
Tim use to have it all, friends.
I have had a bunch of unbelievable alien experiences coupled w/wild meta human abilities and this show keeps me sane and always entertained.
If Tim Dillon isn't on Real Ass Podcast for his Pride Month shtick,
....I'm calling the ACLU.
@Chooch Chipperson
Heck yeah
Seriously. The lgbtq community isn't soley overly effeminate males. Sometimes there's Dillons, too.
Can we take up a collection plate to buy Benjamin a fucking $35 film clapper
Almost 2 hours of The Tim Dillon show is the gift I needed.
‘It’s a level from donkey Kong’ had me 💀
I love you Tim and Ben please have my children
Ben looks like his much younger Tik Tok girlfriend took him to the hairdresser.
I like how Tim says we're going to wrap it up with a nice story
& it's literally not even the mid-way point of the podcast yet!
LOVE U TIM STAY CLASSY
Your a legend Ben, keep it up! Much approximated. Mr Dillon, I missed all your shows in Australia due work :(. Hope you guys start to produce some more short vids like the child’s entertainment agent :)
I'm pretty sure I've watched this episode 11 times already.... LoL
.. that's the Tim I love.. your guests were horrible, but they always are.... Hat's off to you , Tim...!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you.. !!!!
That chick laughed at each sentence
when tim becomes unhinged and scream gringo papi XD. always gets me
My Christmas wish would be to have a whole hour of just the type of interactions between Tim and Ben that occurred the first 50 seconds.
Tim's musical guest should be Patti Smith. I need "Redondo Beach" alongside a conspiracy theory.
Laugh’in my ass off before the intro😂😂😂
1:20:41 "Yes, it's an omerta. No, listen, I would talk about it... " 😆
Glad you guys spent :30 talking about the Kardashians. Super fresh topic with a lot of hot takes.
They're a rare topic in my world.
Thank the Heavens Tim is here.
WARNING! Huge Boogie Nights spoiler around 33:08. A warning would have been appreciated!!!! Some of us are still trying to find time to watch it.
Shut up
Ah, yes - Kim Kardashian has done so much for policy reform.
Namely, advocating for violent criminals to be easily released back on the street for them to commit additional crimes, counting towards their Hat Trick.
Incredibly noble work, indeed.
Seems like most of the people she's help get released were nonviolent drug offenders and mothers who'd already served quite some time.
Their crimes pot and non violent.
Brooke and Connor have made it in the podcast game. The great Tim Dillon is making fun of you so be grateful
Resonably Intelligent with Tim & Ben.
Tim is so funny! He should really consider stand up comedy
He said stand up is too gay
I went to one of his shows last month and it’s not as funny as the podcast
2 hours. You blessed us. Thank you
The first couple seconds and am already dying laughing 🤣
Tim should be a wrestling manager like Bobby Heenan he would be a natural
I'd love to hear him be a commentator.
I miss the days when tim would get...creative, with the ads
You should check out the story of Sheath Underwear founder Robert Patton, it’s really inspirational…
Same
Magic Spoon Cereal is the Cereal of the Police
Last episode he stated he can't go crazy because many of the companies don't like the "creative" ads.
@@terpsmagerps3426 thats the whole reason they were so great though, and he knows that
Tim saying he was a swimmer was the best joke on this episode
Lmao and he retired at 8 years old? Come on bud swimming at the ymca doesn’t count as competitive swimming
One more weekend in the ciiiityyy!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 1:13:10
This part about Maude Latour is so funny hahahaha