Baby's Gotta Go | The Tim Dillon Show
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- Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
- Tim opens up about an odd exchange at an LA comedy club, the dirty laundry at the Gwyneth Paltrow ski trial and why the TikTok congressional hearings have fast food roots.
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I’ve watched every podcast, I sit in my 1900$ car and smoke until my throat is on fire, u are an idol, hero, leader and I will protect u during martial law
Tf😂
Lmao I thought I was the only one
The first 130 are kinda rough tho...
Hell yes brother, stand back and stand by, wait for the signals
You sir, have light a fire inside my heart and my eyes are now open to the glorious habit of smoking many cigs in a row.. I will ride with you to the very depths of hell and protect you from the demons that tear at your lungs
21:00 “Gwyneth Paltrow’s all of what… 170lbs?” LMAO; Tim genuinely not knowing what normal people weigh is so funny😂
[takes a bite of paper]
[eats a tiny piece of pineapple]
😅😅😅
I was like 170?!?? What is she Kamaru Usman
@@KoriePrince nah 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
"What is he now, like four? Five?" This Tim asked after Ray Kump and his ever-increasing girth. (If I explain anymore than that it'll ruin the joke.)
I love when his voice goes up like 7 octaves at the end of his sentence 😂😂😂😂😂
😂 he was a child actor and he can sing it's hilarious 😂
Look up Jiminy glick
Tim is the only one doing upspeak the right way
Someone should make a compilation of that lol
ME TOO hahaha
Here i am, in a trash can smoking rock. Thank you tim dillon for getting me to were ive always wanted to be
Hey! I’m also in a trash can but instead of crack, i’m on my last shot of heroin. What do ya know. Maybe I’ll see you around friend.
This comment is almost a David Bowie lyric
Living the dream
Life in the big city
@@chriswaring3783 were im from thats a wedding dinner
haha only a sober guy would release his podcast on a friday night. I appreciate it lol
he doesnt film them the same day lmao
That’s such a good observation.
We need something to do at 4am all coked out of our minds
@@bozbozman1575 Finally, someone is paying attention.
What do you think the "F" on the cup stands for? You get one guess.
Tim, my brother passed away from cancer last April and my dad just got diagnosed a few days ago. I was slipping into utter despair when I saw this notification that you had posted. You will keep my mind off the worst for an hour. For an hour I’m not alone. From the bottom of my heart thank you, Tim.
Im sorry to hear that man..life is real dark sometimes..your dad needs you now, be strong for him
Love ya man ❤
Life in the big city.
@@bidencockboy7608 😂
Sorry bro, it's a real knife fight out there.
He may not be the hero that we asked for deserve or need but he is the hero we have.
A real American herooo
So true
🫡
Top of the line… top of the line
You're an adult right? And you still need a hero? Or are you just a comment parrot?
Ohhh Tim thanks for being there you beautiful soul!! Friday nights are great now
It’s easier for me to save it for later which is perfect
Tuesday mornings are the best tho
Tim Dillion is a real national treasure, if his face isn’t on the new trillion dollar coin . I’ll be absolutely flabbergasted.
It will be an NFT.
Dillion...trillion...
Probably gonna be young thug because we live in a modern society
@@grantquinones reported
@@Mr.Meeseeks024 ?
Tim was finally able to get a podcast out without sunglasses. I think he should be applauded for his momentary lapse of sobriety.
Tim, I’m perfectly fine with you doing dope and wearing sunglasses.
Haha
Hahaha
Unless it was all a bit, he admitted to being an addict. And addicts do relapse.
If he started doing dope, he wouldn't have them for long. They sell sunglasses at the dollar store too.
Love Tim’s southern accent: “are you watchin’ mah baybeh’s change?!” 😂😂
“Yea I have a lineup, its everyone you banned-they’re back!” 😂 Alex Jones and Roseanne have revitalized your spirit Tim. The three saints of comedy and truth 👏
My 20 year old son and I listen to all the episodes together, an unexpected bonding podcast.
Best comment yet. Cheers to both of you.
So sorry you got fired by Tim :-(
If my mom were around she'd be into it fs. She loved the gays too, so.
@Momma Lou's Kitchen I listened to Tim for months before I learned thar he was gay. So many comedians lack talent and obsess on their thing whether it's being black, Mexican, short or gay or whatever I find that exhausting. Tim has talent and is very funny that is why we listen to him
@@benhamza8881 Same same. Little snippets here and there during those first few months of enjoying the show, and I passed 'em off as "a bit." Like, "Ah, he's probably not ghey, but he's sayin' he is for whatever reason. To get more clicks? More likes?"
But then after maybe (?) four months, when Tim got rather graphic, I accepted it as probably he's a little light in the loafers. MAIN POINT: HE DOESN'T LEAD WITH HIS IDENTITY, ALMOST NONE OF HIS HUMOR INVOLVES MENTIONING WHAT HE LIKES. Which is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo refreshing.
Kids dying by accidentally strangling themselves during a Tik Tok challenge are making the American gene pool stronger.
😂
Tim: “I don’t believe it’s a positive thing for kids to believe they are birds”
Also Tim: “Tony Hinchcliffe is a bird”
I put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture
Tim Dillon is my drug.
By Thursday I'm like a tweaker itching for my fix
"I'm a hawk." *pause* *pause*... "Okayyyeee?" 😆😆😆
I really hope now that Tim is back in the flow that he'll put some effort into the ad reads so I can listen through without having to stop what I'm doing and fast forward. He used to do some really great ones in the past.
did you get your wish?
The birdogs zelenski ad read was incredible
He probably has to stick to some kind of actual script from the companies now if he wants anybody to continue paying him for advertisements lol
Yeah but he probably lost every sponsor (or planning on it) from the Alex Jones episode after he included Alex in EVERY ad read.
His ad reads in the past we’re funnier than about 75% of comedy podcasts
Saw your set at the Improv on Wednesday. What an awesome surprise to see you! I gave you the thumbs up from the table by the door :)
I'm sure Tim remembers every retrd giving him thumbs up at clubs!
Did you give him the fuck eyes too?
Part of the unspeakable joy of this show is actually reading the comment section. Its like a cesspool of broken minds and monsters. True comedians...
Tim I went from living in a car to living under a freeway from listening to your podcast truly a blessing.
..Lets Keep it going for...INDOOR PLUMBING !!
@@jeffreyscroggs3878 Don't do it, it's a trap
Plumbing is violence!
@@brucegregson621 as a plumber I agree
was inspired by Tim and Joe Rogan so I divorced my wife and quit my job to follow my passion of smoking cigars
I need Tim Dillon to make sense of the clown world.
He certainly does his best. If he was to take over for Alex Jones . It would be something special
Why not join forces
honk honk😂
@@julioenrique8552 combine thier superpowers
@@julioenrique8552 yes , but Alex can’t keep going at 120mph for ever
Tim is still on UA-cam after the Alex Jones episode. He might actually be bigger than the Joe Rogan experience.
🗣️🧢
There's absolutely people in the elite who find Tim's shows entertaining.
Hello, bot.
@@afrodemon8629 hi
Countdankula is tha man, too. 👍 ..the Allister Crowley doc got me hooked, but his Jones interview was quite pleasant.
Had a real cluster fuck of a day at work. Get out and so glad you put this instant classic out. Love you Tim!
Tim is dressed like he killed Rogan and took his boots, clothes and motorcycle. 😎👍
Better get to the choppa
Rogan doesn't ride or own a motorcycle. He is scared of them.
“Zed’s dead baby. Zed’s dead”
I would wear a shirt that said “The Baby’s Gotta Go”
This is a comedy store hit piece! Lmao
Rockstar should hire you for voiceover radio commercials on grand theft auto.
I just had the worst day I've had in many yrs. I needed this, and it showed up on my phone not moment to late.
Keep your head up mate ..its a real knife fight out there 😬 enjoy ur night
Hugs! Life is fucking hard.
Ditto, kick up your feet and sip a cold one.
I’m sorry Rick James.
Hope you get through it brother rick james, we wish you well.
I saw Tim live last week and love him way more as a comedy podcaster. He’s much more calm and less performative. Makes him better at thinking on the fly which is his best quality
Interesting. I wanna see him live. Please tell me he was better than his Netflix special. That set was wayy too tame and neutered
@@Skunkhunt_42 his stand up was a few bits mixed in with what he talks about on his podcast. Still funny but on his podcast he can be more off the cuff funny bc he’s not trying to perform in front of a live audience-his more real self comes out on the podcast
The new laugh track in the background really adds to this podcast
Cartman's grown into a fine young man.
Strike 2!
Respect his authoritah
Cartman is way more multi dimensional than this fraud
.."TiMMaY" !
Fav show atm 💪🏼💪🏼 fan of the show, looking forward to seeing you in NJ!
I’m downloading the honey app just because of that delivery 😂 I’m going to order some magic spooooon on the app!
The last joke was killing it high level . Like it's not even funny at the same time ... brilliant ! Cheers from Belgium and thanks for all of those great episodes .
You know it’s going to be a good one when you’re laughing 30 seconds into the episode 😂
We know "eye tics" is another way of saying you're nodding off the percs you don't have to explain yourself to the simpletons.
Hes perk a lating 4sure
What y’all know about percs? Thought so
@@ig1243 way more than you I guarantee but it's not like it's something to brag about.
The Patreon money starts slipping and the pig puts the pod out on time. Life in the big city
Lmao
Is not on time. He said the podcast is on monday a couple weeks ago
It's a real knife fight out here
TIM!! YOU carck me up.. "guy who looks like he got fired for dragging a guy out of a rent-a-car!!!" 🤣🤣🤣☠️🙌😂
Love you so much Tim! Huge fan from Australia 🇦🇺. The home of monstrous descendants of criminals. We love you here!!
9:02 it’s Bobby Lee that’s furious an Asian is getting more attention then him at the Comedy Store 😂
Happy Shabbat Tim. thanks for the drop before sundown.
Message me if you need a Tim Dillon Shabas Goy
The best Tim Dillion is when he's talking smack about people we will never see but we know they saw this 😂
My Chinese next door neighbor happened to visit and listened to this podcast. She approved 👍🏼😎 she said your sense of humor translates to her 😂
She visited voluntarily, right?
“Alright ban it I guess” 😂😂😭😭
The Comedy Store will fall now that Comedy Mothership has arrived 👽
Tim’s face at the end of the ‘human hawk’ bit was fucking priceless. 😂😂😂
the magic spoon read was one of the funniest parts i swear lmfao
It's great to see the Clueless finally wake up. It's not happening fast enough for me and or you.
39:44 and forward is gold!
*Tim Dillon is my favourite drug addict*
Nice work dude. Thanks, im out chea going nuts half the time but you bring everything back down to earth. Honestly, I do appreciate you Tim. Stay sty pimpin!!
Fuck those glasses:)
What are people talking about? No glasses it's like Superman with no cape
Tim’s new producer laughs at everything like he’s got a gun to his head. It’s fine to be quiet sometimes, guy
He's a wanna be ben...a wannaben if you will
Laughing at the wrong things all the time. I can't understand why TD keeps him around. I mean, when is it ever going to be enough with the misbehavior?
"a dollar from every purchase of magic spoon cereal goes to Derrick Chauvin's legal fund"
I randomly remembered this ad read
At 3:40 I realized where this was going. Oh no. They’ll never recover from this. Tim will make sure to ruin all of them.
Tim discovering DID tiktok in real time and realizing it is in fact worse than any of us could imagine 😂
Tim Dillon looks like tucker carlsons brother that never leaves the house
It's great to see your eyes again bro. Not glasses at all 🤣🤣
I DIED watching that kid gulp air 😂😂
Tim is a living legend. Let’s appreciate ♥️
Tim “take your service weapon out. red impala, two lanes over, on my 10” Dillon: sicario of human comedic art. stay frosty ☃️
Alternative title: “Ben’s Gotta Go”
anxiously awaiting the next video huge fan 🤩
Tim won't speak bad about anyone... unless it's his aunt LOL
32:00 hit the spot for me😂😂😂😂😂. Thanks Tim!
The Golden Child 😂 Timmy love you & Gbaby
“Ban it, I guess!” After all that rant😂😂😂
Tim I just want to let you know that you gave me the courage to drink again.
And when u get nice and drunk you may be ready to get back on the hard stuff. Tim is such a hero.
@@nickysantoro9194 I like your style
...Proud of you son. ....Your Mom was asking bout' the Lawns ...what do you say ....Yes or Yes ?!?
"You've got a Chinese baby he's a spy" - Comedy Store bouncer probably
Tim is the last bastion of internet positivity.
"He's breathing!" Goddammit, he got me.
To the poor hawk lady stuck in a human body, we wish you well
VPN or not, Honey tabs every last thing you do on the net.
Tim’s on fire this episode 🤠
I was at your show last Friday in Napa and then this current show you are talking about at The Comedy Store. The kid that went on before you went for a happy handshake and I saw the disgust in your face when you shook his hand. The crowd for your show in Napa was far better. Killer shows both weekends.
Tim with our weekly doomer humor
Our favourite doomer boomer
"She died before she knew she was trending." 🤣🤣🤣
Good to see Tim sometimes reads the deranged comments section
Plaintiff claims Paltrow hit him so hard he absorbed her personality. Defence claims he was always an asshole.
hahahaha its funny picturing a young raspy voiced tim dillon in 1995 throwin shit over freeway overpasses
The Tim Dillon Show is literally the only media that I always watch twice, just because it is so funny. [this complement written with love by ChatGPT]
same here..i listen while at work, then watch at home while smoking a fat j
12:59 This part made me realise Tim's voice sounds like a grown up Cartman 😂
Who would’ve known that Alex Jones would have a son Crazier than him.
Wouldn't a raging Dad produce semi-autistic/narcissistic children not unlike himself? Parents demanding perfection produce Hollywood stars. Aka, insecure people
🤣🤣The final minute of this episode🤣🤣 Tik Tok rant must be added to the act.😂😂
tim dont lie you definitely hate us
"Look at dis little bundle of joy ARE WE GONA HAVE A PRABLEM HEEE?!"
Trucker 🛻 attire Tim Dillon never disappoints
Yeah but his sweatshirt is stillllllllll 💯 Ralp Lauren PoLo ….👀👏✨😆😂
"Don't you kinda want your kid to be a hawk ?"
🤦🏽♂️😂😂😂
Can't wait for 2025 and see what madness comes next 👀
This episode marks the definitive influence of Chinese money
He's the godfather to an asian golden child. Let him be rich!
Tim thank you for mastering this craft and making a way for others to try and imitate you and I stress the word try
I also smoke till my throats on fire while watching this show💯 long love Tim Dillion
NO GLASSES BABY
He’s feeling sexy
Taxi Tim Time….. Tim’s like that taxi driver you actually enjoy listening to ….
Solid episode
You can’t possibly know that yet
@@AlcoholTobaccoFirearmsetc trust me he knows . I’ve laughed twice already
@@Mr.Meeseeks024 it is in fact a solid episode.
@@AlcoholTobaccoFirearmsetc you can see the light in his eyes I’ve got it on my tv . He’s back baby
Tim I want my compact disks back!
The guy in the Paltrow case should describe the crash as an unconscious uncoupling.
I’m thankful to God that he hired someone to replace Ben’s laugh
Someone explain to me the type of humor tim has , like whats the word for but its hilarious
Carlin-esque?