The Funniest Horror Movie Ever: The Happening
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JUST TO BE CLEAR!!! I did not make that horror movie tier list. I literally haven't even watching 2/3 of them. That was my editor. :)
There is a scary stories to tell in the dark the book series they made it into a movie it's a good one
Can you review an actually good horror movie now please :( maybe one you like personally
Yes
Cheers to everyone who helps u and ur fam and u and ur content. Good to see u again. But Ive said this last part too many times already... 😅🤪
@@RollerOfEyes He doesnt like horror movies. Its his choice but there are channels dedicated for it. I think he debugs the main concept we have of what we think its a good movie yet its not. I saw this movie and I thought it was good and i didnt see all those bad acting and lines he pointed out and now I think the movie sucks...that's why Bionic is so good at what he does and needed lol. Yeah, I would like to know an horror movie he would advise us to watch which he thinks he might be a good one but he has explained throughout his many vids what he likes and dislikes and his opinion about jump scares and HM... but I get ya.
'Outrun the wind so the suicide pollen thingy don't get you.' - Someone who got paid to write a horror movie.
"Horror."
As someone with allergies I’d be running from pollen too.😂
Some executive didn't proof read Shyamalan script, they just went "yeah sure, do it, it will make us money"
You can replace suicide pollen with any air transmitted virus and it still make a better plot, hell, you can even start with Covid-19
Sounds like what's _happening_ now with the Coof
So you’re telling me, the plot of this movie is essentially, “They’re putting chemicals into the air that’s turning humans suicidal.”
No, it turns the frogs gay.
(I know, I know. Dead meme.)
If "they" is the collective consciousness of plants, then yes.
haha bird box
no its a horror film with an allelopathy basis but done shittily to push a green narrative
Chemtrails
i swear everytime i remember this man he has an entirely different haircut
Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time. Admit it, my dear follow*r or
@@AxxLAfriku ???
For some reason, he reminds me of Nick Cage.
This man is slightly overweight, time traveling Nick Cage.
@@chickenzest AxxL is a self promoting weirdo comes on every major youtubers videos to promote his own channel
@@AxxLAfriku how dare you use Avril as a prop for your dumb promotion
Off with you
The guy saying “Cheese and crackers.” There is no way that didn’t take more than one take because of how absurd that line is.
The movie was R Rated,why put such a childish Replacement Swear still eludes me to this day.
@@Malum09 FOR REAL LOL
@@Malum09 from a FUCKING SOLDIER TOO
@@thebadwolf3088 indeed!
Must be related to Vlad Masters...
"62% chance my wife hasn't been hit."
Howwwwww do you know that?... How could you possibly have concrete variables for something no one could possibly have collected data on yet??????
he's a mathematical genius!
@@ruesylvester Right. Forgot! Silly me! 😊
This line is so stupid lmao
If he's going to throw some random percentage, at least be positive and say like 99%no
@@JotaC I know right this is bs
that movie was certainly made by Peta Jones
Even he's not this incompetent
whats up checkmark (your animations are cool btw)
Shyamalan.
Without pets.. come on ^^
R.I.P hotdog guy😂😂💀
I remember my high school boyfriend showing me this movie, prefacing it as, “The smartest, most chilling horror movie ever.”
Seriously. This movie was peak ‘I’m 14 And This Is Deep’ content.
Did you break up
You broke up afterwards right
Why are y'all so interested in if they broke up or not 😂
@@thefox3070 imagine they're still together after this. Hilarious
Doubt he got in your pants 😉😉
Oh my God. Best timing ever. As he was saying, "There's no way that this is a movie about the plants getting mad and attacking all the..." An ad rolls for a Ryobi Electric Lawnmower. I laughed so hard.
SAME!!
I got an add for flowers
Damn, I got that add. Weird thing is, I just bought an electric Ryobi mower. Good power for a battery powered mower, quite surprised.
same lol
@@someguy2653 you're not that slick, mr fbi agent. You'll need to do better than that to get me to buy a mower (esp seeing as how i dont have a lawn)
I remember seeing the adverts for this and thinking "wow I really want to watch this" and after it came out on dvd my parents bought it and we watched it together and we were silent through the whole film apart from me occasionally asking questions. After it finished my dad farted, stood up and said "that was the biggest load of shite I've ever seen". My dad watched jurassic shark more than once so his standards are so low they're in hell.
please tell me you laughed at his joke and/or his fart
@@KittyKat365dayz my dad does stuff like this all the time so I was numb to it at that point. One time he came to a parents evening and did a massive shit that smelled so bad that the school receptionist had the spray the entire floor with air freshener because people started complaining.
@@trashpanda3544 damn, that’s.....damn. that’s all i can say.
@@trashpanda3544 your dad is a living meme 😂 I’d probably laugh if that happened at my school
@@trashpanda3544 Your father is a legendary individual.
Bird Box is like a soft reboot of The Happening
Yet not as unintentionally hilarious
Bird Box is actually good though
@@someguy9893
The book was good, the movie was just...disappointing
@@someguy9893 it was absolute garbage
@@someguy9893 no.. no it’s not lmao. It’s got some of the same stupid ideas in there and things that don’t make any sense. It’s not as bad as the happening, but that doesn’t make it good lol
Ok my main question with the whole “ I need to get my daughter a dollhouse! It’s her birthday, my precious baby needs a gift! “ where are they gonna put the dollhouse?! Like the worlds ending Diane! Birthdays aren’t a thing during the apocalypse.
Well...birthdays are still a thing. Just...not as often.
I actually saw this in theatres with my highschool bf. We were both stoked that M Night was making a rated R film, thinking it was gonna be super spooky and twisted. Instead, we laughed throughout the whole thing. How was this movie ever taken seriously by anyone?
Have you watched ZSJL? Watch it.
#RestoretheSnyderverse
@@avanishdutta2658 That doesn't have anything to do with a video review of The Happening
I was scared the first time I watched it, probably cuz I was high and bad tripping the entire time 😝
It's definitely much more enjoyable if you watch it as a comedy.
It wasn't
I swear, M. Night Shyamalan has got to be one of the most hit-or-miss directors ever. For every "Split", there's a "The Last Airbender" (which we don't talk about).
I hate to break it to you... but split was also bad.
*there is no live-action in ba sing se*
If Split is your benchmark for good Shyamalan movies... I’m not here to gatekeep, but you suck at watching movies.
@@montanarose4622 I'm not here to gatekeep, but you suck at judging someone's movie taste based on one comment they posted online
@@ruesylvester it was a joke, bud.
I like how Marks reaction to just about everything, no matter how traumatic it is
Is to just scrunch his nose and buck his teeth a bit
I heard that Night got his inspiration from a story about a certain algae that can send out a chemical which causes birds to come eat at it if it becomes too overgrown. There could have been an interesting story in nature physically attacking humans and humanity having to protect itself. Idk, guess we’ll never know.
I believe There's also a fungus that infects insects and then causes them to commit suicide and then the fungus just uses their body for energy to grow. I might have the details wrong but I think it's the same inspiration behind the outbreak in the Last Of Us
The concept, the theory is a good one and not bizarre at all. The movie itself and the way its done and all is the problem.
@@caseyh8386 You’re right, and I believe the fungus can control the body to an extent, and then grows out of the head. There’s a video showing a sped up version of it happening. It’s pretty wild, and you’re also right about the last of us thing, also the government actually has a plan in case a fungal contagion spreads and turns people into zombies. Crazy, right?
Yeah I think that's the story that inspired "The Birds" by Alfred Hitchcock. Way better movie.
@@ArturGlass.C We'd have to call this movie "The Plants"
9:28 not to be picky but those "smoke stacks" are not really polluting at all as they are just clouds of vaporized water used for cooling
That makes it even funnier
Exactly. The best resource gets the most crap.
Ppl don't know what they're talking about, they just know the headlines when it goes wrong.
Everything goes wrong lol
9:26 Nuclear power is actually pretty clean unless there's a major incident and the "smokestacks" are steam literally just water much cleaner than burning coal.
Weird that M. Night chose nuclear power for this scene instead of fossil fuel.
His hair is getting more and more glorious by the day
lol I'm in danger
Don't get used to it....he might cut it off like Jeremy did.....😭😭😭😭
I still can't talk about it....
Please do his terrible adaptation of Avatar the last airbender 😂 even if you didnt watch the show the movie is still unwatchable. I love your content bro!
Oh that movie hurts so bad. I would love to see a riff on how bad it is
How about a little bit of Dragonball Evolution......
@@thisisrex1676 No,noNOOOOO!!!!!
What avatar the last Airbender movie? There is no avatar the last Airbender movie. There is no film in Ba Sing se
"I need some food for thought."
"Is this movie a masterpiece or a insult? Or both?"
"Is M. Night Shyamalan a genius..
Or a hack...
Or both?"
-Chris Stuckmann, 2014
Same can be said about Synder sometimes
Im currently watching attack of the killer tomatos, no relvence to this video I just forgot it existed and I now feel like its my responsibility to remind others that "attack of the killer tomatoes" is a real movie and its not something you dreamed up while dosed up on calpol as a kid
That movie is still a masterpiece though let's be real here. That theme song is radical.
Edit: Wait I thought you were talking about Return of the Killer Tomatoes, that movie has George Clooney in it
Killer Sofa and Wererooster are good movies to watch with people who know how to make jokes. I love those movies. Now I gotta watch those killer tomato movies.
"WHAT, NO!" -Mark Whalberg
The very concept of Mark Wahlberg playing a scientist would be enough to qualify as the funniest horror movie.
I think this could have been an excellent film. Terrifying concept, it was the acting, the director, and the script, that were awful.
The hotdog guy was the only part of this film I really remember vividly (aside from the bathroom scene)
I absolutely love this shit movie. Its such a terrible masterpiece. I could watch The Happening every day.
Same, tho. I watched it so many times as a kid. It's just the best worst horror movie.
@@auqustfire Yes I saw it when I was young too and it actually kind of creeped me out then but then I watched it when I got older and fell in love with how stupid it is 😂
The benefit of watching bad horror movies
Okay but the scene where he starts pleading with the fake plant is my all time favorite scene😂
Vinegarlegisontheright
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I see you are a man of culture.
@@cliffsenac2825 🍶🦵➡️
Did you just say the N word
@@NintendoSunnyDee *yes*
I don’t understand how the acting in this movie is so terrible that even elementary school students with no theater experience are cringing.
This kinda reminds me of a Junji Ito concept but def underdeveloped.
Kinda like Gyo but with plants instead of fish 🤔
Just like Junji Ito but without body horror, weirdness, tension and everything that make Junji Ito awesome
It does have that fucking weird plot energy like his that just works.
Except, yk, without any of the "good"
After the part with the lawnmower, i got a commercial for both a lawnmower and suicide prevention. I think UA-cam is worried about me lol.
My parents think that this Film is good & profound.
I'm so sorry
Time to adopt new parents
Because it is good
@@mallman23 nice bait
Is that Insidious 5? At 0:10
The "whaaat? noouuuu" line from Wahlberg to the old lady gets me every time.
Dude made the only movie I've ever seen with a twist that was genuinely unexpected and intelligently played out, then created this
Which one was it?
Probably The Village?
It was The Shining actually. I watched it later than most, but when I did, I knew nothing of the plot and it genuinely surprised me
@@user-gn4pk1qd2l wait, I cannot say if you are joking or not.... Stanley Kubric was the one who filmed shining in 1980... Not night shyamalan 😂 maybe you meant to write "sixth sense" but accidently wrote "shining" instead? 🤔
@@isadoramoon7521 It wasn't a joke or accidentally writing it, I just mixed them up in my head. Yes, I meant the Sixth Sense
Man really went from saying "cheese and crackers" in The Happening to being the lead in what is considered to probably be the best premier drama of all of time. Really makes you think
A fun thing to do with bad horror movies.
watch about 20 to 30 minutes of the movie
Write down a list of who you think will die first and in what order.
You will find yourself screaming at a TV with friends in a funny way
I remember seeing this in the theater and the audience laughing hard when Mark realized he was talking to a fake plant.
Isn't the math teacher in this movie the actor for Luigi from super Mario Brothers the movie
Yep. He's also Sid the Sloth from Ice Age
@@xXMishachanXx I never noticed
Its John Leguizamo, dudes a great character actor
For some reason I had it in my mind forever that Josh peck was the young guy who got shotgunned in the face running up to the house. I said that to my boyfriend when something about this movie came up recently and he was like....WHAT???? He had to show me on imdb that I was wrong...I have no idea why I thought that 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I could picture it so vividly but apparently it was not him AT ALL
I can accept anything in movies
A giant retroactive dinosaur fighting a three headed dragon
A ghost coming out of your TV to kill you in a week
Squirrel girl if Marvel ever decide to do a movie about her
Hell I'll even take a army of space planets.... But you expecting me to by that plants are pissed at humans for some reason and are making them kill themselves then you must be smoking some good weed
@Max Taelor true
"It's a plant with a gun!"
Alright
Watch The haunting of hill house. It has the best meaningful and effective jumpscare that actually important for the story.
Oh god that series was awful.. Bly Manor was even worse
I wouldn't consider the happening a horror movie..thats the kind of movie u put on before bed to fall asleep
You mean this might help me sleep? :D
@@kayladaniels9197 just might lol
If that isn't the best diss ever, I don't know what is.
I’ve seen the movie a few times and watched plenty of reviews. No idea that Marky and whatever her name is were already supposed to be a couple.
17:55 "I can't bare not to see my husband for another second, that's why I'm gonna risk not only my life, but this little girl's too"
I fucking adore this movie, it’s horrible
I watched this as a kid and i remembered it being cool bc i had such a vivid imagination so thats all that matters
They should have given the role of the men appearing at 8:00 to Nick Cage and in would have been a perfect pick, you can't change my mind
When I was younger my absolute favorite thing about this movie was the soundtrack, so I remembered this movie as one of my old favorites. Thank you for the reminder that great soundtracks don't always equal good movies. Shoutout to James Newton Howard for carrying this whole movie, I highly recommend his work.
Funny thing about environmental stuff, that nuclear power plant is actually more environmentally friendly than almost any other form of power production. Thanks M Night
I will admit insidious had it's scary moments with lipstick demon appearing behind the husband's but it also has its funny moments with lipstick demon losing to tiny Tim 😅
If you wanna see really really perfect jumpscare just go watch 'Saint Maud' ***chef's kiss*** muah muah perrrrrrfect
Omg I was gonna mention it. Idk anyone who's seen it.
@@ep3989 I made my friend watch it lol. Im gonna make everyone watch 🤤
I really want to see it. I remember seeing trailers for it before all the theaters closed. I guess I got to break down and VOD it.
@@ep3989 NO... what the name again? Pleeeaseee
Saint Maud or chef's kiss?...sorry, Im from Portugal, didnt get the "twist" of words. Thank u.
it actually isn't that weird to talk to plants:
"In a study performed by the Royal Horticultural Society, researchers discovered that talking to your plants really can help them grow faster. They also found that plants grow faster to the sound of a female voice than to the sound of a male voice."
Fake
So they get a boner
I remember watching this movie as a kid and being genuinely creeped out
The old lady was Betty Buckley. Fantastic Broadway star from the original (good) Cats when she won a 1983 Tony as Grizabella and popularized the song “Memories” that’s now so hackneyed. She also played Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard, as well as Abby in Eight is Enough on tv and a bunch of other stuff. Super-talented.
I've called this movie "The Crappening" ever since I was halfway through it in an empty movie theater where I got to scream at the idiocy I watched the entire time
the part about waiting for something scary to happen throughout the ENTIRE movie is so accurate. i was young and i couldn't tell if it was too mature and went over my head or if it was just a bad movie lol. all i knew was i was confused.
also i totally forgot zoey deschanel was in this movie! i am constantly baffled that she's been reduced to a quirky manic pixie dream girl when she has such range. in this, eulogy, almost famous and elf, all of her characters have such different personalities and roles. 500 days of summer and new girl just totally branded her for some reason
You know as a kid it was terrifying seeing this movie because of the suicides and what not. But now I consider it being in the library of comedy entertainment.
Oh no it's happening again! *The* Happening!
This was theeeeee most traumatizing movie I’ve ever seen lmao saw it in Film literature, no warning, sad hormonal teenager in therapy, no bueno lol
I remember watching this when I was little and just being utterly confused, and I can say with certainty that it is still the same
Lmao all the jumpscares in the movie sinister and the women in black gets me maybe I just don’t take jumpscares to good
This movie is 10/10 comedy gold 😂 a totally unintentional "horror" comedy and the fact it was unintentional makes it even funnier 😁
I can’t believe this is happening!
This is why we bigfoots stay deep in the woods where hopefully we won't have to worry about these kinds of things
What’s healthcare like in the woods? Been thinking of moving out there
What's it like in woods I might visit the woods
Just be sure not to congregate in crowds or the trees will get mad at you.
That was a horror movie? I hate horror movies but watch them anyway but u don’t remember being scared when I saw this 😂
16:45 -17:00 "That was the most sarcastic response I have ever heard & he was trying to be serious "
I guess the only thing to say is... it happened.
You should talk about a TV show called invincible its so damn good
If you want _good_ jumpscares, David Lynch is the man. The terror he infuses the viewer with goes far beyond shock and he usually holds on whatever it is, instead of cutting around the scare, just for sensory overload.
Ah yes. The STEAM from the nuclear COOLING towers. "Environment harm"
Hotdog man reminds me of nick cage
I thought the same thing xD
Right !
Remember seeing the trailer for this in the cinema and being really intrigued. Pretty disappointed when I finally saw it on tv.
Best timing ever!!!
As soon as Pig said "there's no way this movie will be about plants getting mad at people-"
I got an ad for a plant based burger.
The best part of this review was getting a lawn mower commercial during the clip of a man getting run over by a lawn mower. UA-cam know what its audience wants to see in an ad lol 😆
I watched this movie not too long ago. It was ridiculous.
Came to see this faster than the wind 🌬️
12:52
Breaking News "Army guy goes literally insane"
Looks toward a crowd of people, menacingly*
09:28, those smoke stacks are for coal fired power plants. Nuclear energy is clean as long as the minimal amounts of radioactive waste is well contained as outlined by law. Coal plants ironically release more radiation into the atmosphere than nuclear ever does.
I definitely watched this as a comedy
The scene where that guy slowly puts out a shotgun to one of the kids head then blasts him is my favourite
You know, for as hilarious as this film is, I must confess I was genuinely scared (or at least unsettled) when I first watched the film. I don’t know, there’s something about the premise alone that ticks all my boxes.
You making this video unlocked some sort of memory from my past. I swear to god I watched this as a kid, I remember so many of these moments for me to *not* have-
the lawnmower scene traumatized me as a kid lmfao. was legitimately freaked out to go on my lawn because one might come out and get me
yonk bonk
Zabloing
I have always been bothered by the fact that the man getting his arm ripped off by a lion just stands there extending his arm towards the lion like that's the lion's lunch. Fucking hell
I always thought it was really funny.
@@vitinamorabito7283 Lol same
I was watching the 'Omen' remake in a theater & thought to myself "I was right, kids ARE evil" & got the giggles, I couldn't stop!! 😂😂🤣
I can't believe sometimes that my absurd comedy sci-fi fantasy fanfics make more sense than some of the movies out there.
Teaming up with strangers in DayZ be like:
16:42
My mother met Zoey Deschanel or however you spell it, back before this movie came out and she had told my mom what the twist was, that the plants were doing it, and I told my mom, she was fucking with her because that's so stupid. Then I saw the movie and was like, ohhh, its just that stupid and she was just trying to warn my mother not to see it lol.
I watched this when i was 15 and even i asked myself "why was he talking to a plastic plant?", probably the funniest thing is that this movie confirmed the thought that "Lady in the Water" started about Shyamalan: "Did he got Lucky with Sixth Sense and Unbreakable?"
Did you know that there is a Coraline Rip-off called "Caroline"? :D Pig has to cover this Film in the future pls 😄
funniest thing about the shot of the nuclear plant, is that nuclear plants are actually environmentally safe (unless the blow up of course).
I saw that horror movie ranking, and question: Where are any of the Friday the 13th movies?
The ryobi mower ad for this was pretty on point. Right has he starts talking about the plants getting angry and killing people. Lawnmower ad."Start a revolution" lol.
Then back to the video and he's got a plant covering his face."The revolution has begun" 😂
I remember this moving giving me nightmares as a kid. The only scene I've seen of it is the one where they ram into a tree and that one person go flying, and seeing that as a little 8 year old girl... yeahhh that freaked me out to say the least. Tbh that scene still freaks me out
I wouldn't consider the happening a horror but more sci-fi. If you want a horror that doesn't really do the jump scares but will leave you with an uneasy feeling, I suggest the exorcist. It's old and a little dated but the make up and practical effects to this day dominate anything CGI has been able to do in my opinion. I'd like to see what you think of it.
Lettss goo!!! What’s up early boys ???
dababy
Nada. Did you already 100% agree with him before watching it? Because I did.
I am just happy in his horror Ranking he put Army of Darkness at the top. Undeniable masterpiece ✨️
Loving the idea that their only hope of escape during the apocalypse is SEPTA, and that a town with a regional rail connection to philly could be considered the middle of nowhere