The WORST Movie You've Never Heard Of: The Test

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    00:00 Introduction
    04:42 Sponsor
    05:59 The Worst Movie
    10:12 Pig Advice
    13:14 The Rest
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  • @BionicPIGtv
    @BionicPIGtv  6 місяців тому +57

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    • @anonymous.................2218
      @anonymous.................2218 6 місяців тому +2

      I swear I thought you put that car crash in as a edit. Then you said it was apart of the movie lol

    • @HollandCrafthart
      @HollandCrafthart 6 місяців тому +2

      Thanks for calling, enjoy your jump.

    • @joshuawargo6446
      @joshuawargo6446 6 місяців тому

      ......why would anyone choose to have that last name in hollywood....like...i literally took like 5 minutes of googling just to like...make sure it wasnt the same savile...or saville...whatever either way.....obviously NOT being related didnt help him any with his film making aparently EDIT:oh and i meant 5 minutes of googling after you described the most retarded plot of a movie ive EVER heard...and then said his name and my brain went "HOLD ON I NEED TO LOOK THIS UP" ..... just to clarify...
      2nd edit: im ...im so sorry ill click like and i wish i could watch to the end for your numbers but....i just...i just cant watch this man anymore....i think it PHYSICALLY hurts....jesus christ

  • @iphonecharger2707
    @iphonecharger2707 6 місяців тому +1338

    this entire ordeal is even more silly when you think about how there already is a 'test' to see if your spouse-to-be is right for you, its called dating. that's what you do when you date someone

    • @avalennear5173
      @avalennear5173 6 місяців тому +114

      This whole movie is basically just a man using a girl as a lab rat to see if she is compatible for him when he isn't too great himself

    • @DuelaDent52
      @DuelaDent52 6 місяців тому +31

      And aren’t car stress tests done to determine how well they protect the driver, not the car? So the whole metaphor is completely shot before it even gets off the ground.

    • @UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal
      @UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal 6 місяців тому +1

      Frrrr

    • @ImDayroom
      @ImDayroom 6 місяців тому +4

      @@DuelaDent52yes, stressing a car is pretty much to see how fucked the ppl would be if x crash happened, car can be totalled but if the cabin proves you wouldn’t die the car passes

    • @maxowens3621
      @maxowens3621 6 місяців тому +1

      or like just ask hypotheticals

  • @Qwer-teaBinch
    @Qwer-teaBinch 6 місяців тому +495

    I think the most terrifying part is that people like him and the joker genuinely believe that everyone else is like this too, and that we are just pretending not to be.

    • @stevepensando2593
      @stevepensando2593 6 місяців тому +20

      Let's get Jeremy to play the Joker in The Batman Part 2. I'm sure he'd do a better job than Jared Leto

    • @palooski227
      @palooski227 6 місяців тому +16

      fr tho. like i laughed but then i was like wait this shit is actually weird asf bc he thinks ppl will empathize with this psychopath of a character 💀

  • @baconfacejugs4017
    @baconfacejugs4017 6 місяців тому +663

    LETS GO IM NOT WEARING A BLUE SHIRT

  • @lulufan100
    @lulufan100 6 місяців тому +659

    Who in their right mind would be with a guy like this? This movie could have been a dark comedy, like It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia, but the movie needs to punish Nate for being awful. It needed to backfire. She should have said, "Well, you failed my test. I can't be with someone who is so emotionally unstable." (not saying that depression is a reason to dump someone, it would be fitting for her to get back at him for creating artificial anxiety for no legitimate reason by revealing she pretended to give up on him) and then she could mock him and call him out for his nonsense. Bad characters can be put into funny situations, they just need to get what they deserve in the end

    • @Revenge-fm9tt
      @Revenge-fm9tt 6 місяців тому +28

      Oh my god! I just realized the perfect plot twist! This WAS her test! She put his friends up to suggesting this crap and he failed by going along with it! Sadly, this movie was written by and for the asshole demographic. So that reveal didn't happen.

    • @ChillHills
      @ChillHills 6 місяців тому +9

      The way the friend was talking about “collecting data” it sounded like something Dennis would say.

    • @red_velvetcake1759
      @red_velvetcake1759 6 місяців тому +1

      To an extent, but replace depression with cancer (or another physical illness) in that sentence and see how it sounds

    • @fervalencia30
      @fervalencia30 6 місяців тому +1

      I see your point, but this is not at all what Sunny would have made. She would’ve turned into an alcoholic bum and he would just go back to popping brewskies with the boys

    • @at5203
      @at5203 6 місяців тому +6

      I can't believe he made the girlfriend character say "When you have real love you can't just break up just because they did something that no self respecting person could forgive" and didn't think twice about how that sounds. It's insane.

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 6 місяців тому +482

    This movie just wanted to test how bad a film can be.

    • @yofavpothead
      @yofavpothead 6 місяців тому +2

      😂😂

    • @gregbrown8881
      @gregbrown8881 6 місяців тому +3

      I see what you did there!

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 6 місяців тому +4

      Movie 43 has some stiff competition; higher budget, and not much more plot despite being a multimillion dollar waste of vignetted -cocaine- talent. Neil Breen, James Ngyuen, and Tommy Wiseau must be relieved of the heat off their back for being even moderately excusable as crackpot projects by people who may or may not be a little... ahh OUT THERE. But at least we can rest in assurance that the cult classic badniks who are authentically bad because of amateurish hilarity, is facing up against this "Are you okay, dude?" kinda writing that makes me feel like he has a fundamental unaddressed problem, or three.

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 6 місяців тому +3

      There are worst movies

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 6 місяців тому +9

      No, it's an example of what an objectively horrible person Jeremy Saville is.

  • @IAmNotAWoodenDuck
    @IAmNotAWoodenDuck 6 місяців тому +278

    It's interesting that in Loqueesha he played a guy who "tough loved" a person out of killing themselves and displayed no empathy whatsoever and in this movie he plays a guy who threatens to off himself because his fiancee left him after he ruined her life. Except this time instead of someone popping up to go "ok well do it then," like he apparently thinks people should do to others, the fiancee blames herself and he got everything he wanted.

    • @lizzyrank5405
      @lizzyrank5405 6 місяців тому +22

      I might be cold blooded, but if you are in a relationship with someone that threatens or even self harms and then blames you.....I just say do it. My ex did this saying he'd off himself if we broke up. Thankfully I was a teen; even after knowing how teen relationships work and especially abuse and s*iside-murder happens; I was naive to stay. I didn't the second time; what I gather from people like that is, they don't actually do it. They threaten and abuse your kindness to keep you tethered to them. And I say even if they do, it's not your fault, get them the help if you want, or thing they'll actually do it. But if in the end they go with it, thats their own fault, because they have the gull to threaten, gaslight and blame another person for their own wrong doing. Not to mention if they ever go through with it, it's to HOPE that they left a big enough impact to make you think of them your whole life and blame yourself, maybe even stop dating so they can be your only, if no the last relationship you had.
      Like I said maybe I'm cold blooded but I whole heartily dislike people like that. Holding a life over someone's head is down right evil.

    • @IAmNotAWoodenDuck
      @IAmNotAWoodenDuck 6 місяців тому +19

      @@lizzyrank5405 Yeah, I've had people like that in my life too. Coddling them for displaying that kind of behaviour really doesn't help at all and only shows them they can do it again next time. When I encountered it I just told them in a kind but firm way that they really needed to seek help because I couldn't help them with that and I didn't change my plans. Suddenly they didn't feel so bad anymore.
      That's what makes both scenes so interesting. A person who's desperate and out of options who calls a radio station as a last cry for help? Well, they should just toughen up and quit overreacting. A man lying in the middle of the street threatening to kill himself because he got dumped for a good reason? Oh poor baby, give him whatever he wants. It really says something about what goes through that man's head that he thinks people would agree with him on that.

    • @sigh824
      @sigh824 6 місяців тому +13

      Yeah unfortunately it kinda seems like he thinks people do that for attention

    • @lizzyrank5405
      @lizzyrank5405 6 місяців тому

      @IAmNotAWoodenDuck Yes exactly, this just reinforces those type of men that wanna be coddled and act like they aren't the problem. They have no sympathy for anyone but themselves.

  • @DPWFG
    @DPWFG 6 місяців тому +76

    "I'll fake fire your wife... Because I've had three devorices."
    Bro, maybe it's you.

  • @mapple7003
    @mapple7003 6 місяців тому +169

    As a child who grew up with parents fighting 24/7 instead of getting divorced, I'd much rather see my parents happily divorced living their best life instead of them "staying for the kids" and still fighting to this day.

    • @deepflare1028
      @deepflare1028 6 місяців тому +8

      Same here. I'm still living with them and I'm honestly surprised they haven't got divorced. Mom says it's because of me, and funnily enough they very rarely get along

    • @glowrillaz
      @glowrillaz 6 місяців тому +3

      I'm the exact opposite haha. Their fights were really exhausting and i was tired of waking up to screams but their divorce was really really hard on me. I felt scattered and messy, and this messiness caused me stress and unhappiness. I felt out of place despite having 2 welcoming and warm homes. It’s weird when i think about it because current me finds it silly but young me was genuinely miserable lol.

    • @osmankovacevic6135
      @osmankovacevic6135 6 місяців тому +4

      They didn't stay for you, they stayed for themselves cause they like that. Just made you think you are responsible for their bad behavior, not them. Wake up dude.

    • @MiyakoPisces4.0
      @MiyakoPisces4.0 6 місяців тому

      ​@@deepflare1028😑

    • @MiyakoPisces4.0
      @MiyakoPisces4.0 6 місяців тому

      ​@@glowrillaz😑

  • @bannelore449
    @bannelore449 6 місяців тому +207

    100% on the "pig advice" section. Been married for 15 years, and every part of what you said, including the bit about weddings being a scam. "Partner" means partner. Bestie.

  • @fawnallen5261
    @fawnallen5261 6 місяців тому +143

    Okay but Julia being suspicious of it being just another prank is completely valid considering what he put her through. Like she is not a bad person for thinking that he's just trying to manipulate her again

  • @Tavera12
    @Tavera12 6 місяців тому +283

    As someone who is happily married, your take on marriage is spot on. It astounds me how often people can't stand their significant other.
    Also jesus... this guy is the absolute worst.

    • @deepflare1028
      @deepflare1028 6 місяців тому +22

      This guy might be the worst protagonist in a low budget movie ever

    • @BuckeyeStormsProductions
      @BuckeyeStormsProductions 6 місяців тому +24

      Been married 22 years now. I'd much rather spend time with my wife (and family) than anyone else. Admittedly, I do sometimes prefer to be alone instead, but I think everyone feels that way sometimes. Also, I enjoy spending time with friends, but most of our friends are in-common, so we are still spending time together when we all hang out. Finally, if things do get rough, we work together to work it out rather than build fortresses around ourselves, and fight it out. I think too many people forget marriage is a partnership in good and bad times. Being able to enjoy each other together in good, and being able to work together to resolve issues in bad is so important. The key word being TOGETHER.

    • @NixityNullt
      @NixityNullt 6 місяців тому +26

      Boomers will be like "I hate my wife"
      My brother in christ, YOU MARRIED HER.

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee 5 місяців тому +2

      Because a lot of men don't actually marry for love but for the benefits they receive from marriage. There's a reason why married men are statistically happier but single and childless women are the happiest demographic. But just because they marry for benefits doesn't mean they actually like the woman they're marrying, it's really common and why so many women don't want to get married anymore. And are happier for it.

    • @qv43v
      @qv43v 4 місяці тому

      ​@@fawnieeelots of men are happy with bang maids. And guys like this nut job promote the idea that women are nothing more than that.

  • @snodog00
    @snodog00 6 місяців тому +114

    THANK YOU, PIG! Marry your best friend! I'm married to my best friend and I'm happily married too! Pig, you nailed it. A wife isn't a trophy. It's not a maid. It's not a mommy. Your wife should be your best friend. You know what your same sex best friend is? It's what your spouse should be like if they were the gender of your preference.

    • @christinastokes5534
      @christinastokes5534 6 місяців тому +4

      I'm jealous lol

    • @supremiumz
      @supremiumz 6 місяців тому +15

      dont get me wrong, I 100% agree with you but there's something hilarious about calling a wife an 'it' LMFAO

    • @qv43v
      @qv43v 4 місяці тому

      I agree but you need to be more than best friends. Best friends are roommate types: a lot do times it needs to be best friends plus romantic partners

  • @lynnkayee1015
    @lynnkayee1015 6 місяців тому +312

    When she called off the wedding and went with the actor I was so happy!
    ...then I remembered who wrote it and that ending was psychotic and I knew immediately how it would end. Happiness gone.
    It is SO absolutely insane and toxic to have her say she failed the test for not staying with someone who watched her think her whole life was falling apart, and at one point might even be taken by a murderer, just for his insecurities! That's abuse!

  • @helperwolf
    @helperwolf 6 місяців тому +120

    Man, it'd been such a great alternate ending if he did actually get hit by a car. Or if she played an uno reverse card and was like, "you failed every test I gave you" with like flashbacks to every thing that happened to her in the movie actually being orchestrated by her and her friends. Like have it be that a couple of her friends are actually in relationships or know the bros and fed them ideas. and/or have a scene where her boss consults her about the faux-termination and she tells him to go ahead with it. That the entire thing was a test against the main dude, too in order to see if he can be supportive in tough situations...THEN they can have that revelation that they're both crazy.

    • @sunnyandthechlo
      @sunnyandthechlo 6 місяців тому +13

      Either one of those would have been amazing!

    • @NatalyBlackberry
      @NatalyBlackberry 6 місяців тому +10

      That would've been much better😊😊😊

    • @SuchtFaktorHoch10
      @SuchtFaktorHoch10 3 місяці тому

      That was my first thought when he said "...you are not ready for what is coming next..."
      But because the movie maker is absolutely aweful in his job that didn't happen.

  • @shroomfaerie139
    @shroomfaerie139 6 місяців тому +40

    The fact that he wrote the joke about killing/slapping her around says A LOT

  • @youraveragetheatrenerd2330
    @youraveragetheatrenerd2330 6 місяців тому +93

    I deadass thought that the car test clip was something that PIG edited in

  • @xochiltaviles4539
    @xochiltaviles4539 6 місяців тому +284

    If I remember correctly, the top reason people get divorce is Finances. Definitely a valid reason for divorce in my opinion. I definitely don’t think the fiancé was over reacting to both losing their jobs
    Edit: that movie is just a man gaslighting his fiancé. Just pure abuse 😮

    • @wazzer912
      @wazzer912 6 місяців тому +30

      She's a keeper if she was planning on supporting him before she lost her job lol.

    • @heidi_1love
      @heidi_1love 6 місяців тому +14

      Nah dude the number 1 cause of divorce is marriage 😂

    • @mikazukimunini
      @mikazukimunini 6 місяців тому +24

      ​@@heidi_1loveThe number 1 cause of death is living

    • @heidi_1love
      @heidi_1love 6 місяців тому +3

      @@mikazukimunini thats definitely true 😆 🤣

    • @toadynamite8141
      @toadynamite8141 6 місяців тому

      Valid? Are you nuts?

  • @dereklewis8914
    @dereklewis8914 6 місяців тому +21

    The writer was so proud of his crash test analogy, he forgot that people don't drive crash test cars. The cars are destroyed in the test.

  • @AnnaAreYouOkay
    @AnnaAreYouOkay 6 місяців тому +142

    By the 5min mark, Jeremy’s scenes caused my face to start caving into itself with cringe. How did you survive such toxic levels of cringe ??? HOW?

    • @TayTayMakesBeats
      @TayTayMakesBeats 6 місяців тому +9

      We're going to need to crowdfund the lead actress's therapy bill. Watching it is bad enough, imagine being a part of it.

    • @AnnaAreYouOkay
      @AnnaAreYouOkay 4 місяці тому

      @@TayTayMakesBeats think I’d need a lobotomy

  • @ceciliabruh2488
    @ceciliabruh2488 6 місяців тому +93

    It caught me so off guard when you said no blue shirts, looked down and saw I in fact have a blue shirt on

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 6 місяців тому +4

      I was so glad for once in my life I was NOT wearing a blue shirt.

    • @liberpolo5540
      @liberpolo5540 6 місяців тому +1

      I was so relieved my shirt wasn't blue xD

    • @deepflare1028
      @deepflare1028 6 місяців тому +2

      Wasn't wearing a shirt all all ;)

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat 6 місяців тому +1

      Me too but I'm too lazy to change it 😂

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 6 місяців тому

      Mine is grey so I passed the vibe check

  • @rubydarling7564
    @rubydarling7564 6 місяців тому +44

    If my partner had friends that frequently suggest he physically harm me in some way or cheat on me.... even if you didn't follow through with these suggestions, I'd be out, cuz why the hell you keeping that kind of company

    • @thebusinesswoman23
      @thebusinesswoman23 6 місяців тому +9

      Absolutely. If they are keeping that company, its because a part of them agrees with their suggestions and are contemplating it. Bad news.

    • @nonprofitgirl
      @nonprofitgirl 6 місяців тому +5

      Yep! Truly gross and questionable behavior.

  • @avalennear5173
    @avalennear5173 6 місяців тому +107

    I agree with your advice. I feel like too many people rush their relationship without actually getting to know the other person or only marry because there is something to gain instead of actually loving each other. Congrats on your 9 year relationship I'm glad you found someone that you appreciate and care about.

  • @dustinmoyer8131
    @dustinmoyer8131 6 місяців тому +83

    As someone who's gone through most the situations besides the held at gun point one I can say this is beyond offensive.
    I wish every day my wife didn't have to carry the weight of my stroke, job loss, medical retirement from the guard, and much more but he thinks those horrible things make for a great movie test materials. This guy is insane lol

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 6 місяців тому +6

      Give yours extra love today. Mine cheated on me for a lot less

  • @triggeredcat120
    @triggeredcat120 6 місяців тому +37

    Jeremy put his whole entire authentic narcissist personality on in this movie. He gaslights her to the max.
    Please do more of this Pig.

  • @thegrandxbunny2073
    @thegrandxbunny2073 6 місяців тому +50

    I hope Jeremy Saville gets help. He really really needs it.

    • @nonprofitgirl
      @nonprofitgirl 6 місяців тому +9

      Ha! I kept saying the same thing. “Are you..okay? Jeremy I have an extra couple of bucks - like $4 - but I’ll send them toward so EFFING THERAPY if you need it.” What is this movie? How is any of this okay?!

  • @ArturGlass.C
    @ArturGlass.C 6 місяців тому +52

    How did this guy managed to find 3 other people who enjoy emotionally torturing a woman as a bounding ritual so much (and physically for that one guy...we all know which one) ?! Honestly they should all get married because that kind of compatibility feels very rare.

    • @iphoffer
      @iphoffer 6 місяців тому

      @@NeggieKnightthose guys are completely unhinged and wrong and before i get attacked i hate women but i will never go full psycho on them like this

    • @elizabethwojcik1620
      @elizabethwojcik1620 6 місяців тому +9

      There's definitely some secksual tension between the manly dude bros 😏

  • @omnicurse
    @omnicurse 6 місяців тому +56

    Okay last comment:
    Daddy Pig advice is honestly on point.
    Reasons for divorce are on point and valid. Marriage is fetishized rather than rationalized; and a good marriage imo relies on good communication skills and trust (and summadat good-good _yaknawmsayin_ lol ) ;
    Never make your kid a pawn in a relationship and always listen to your kids if they tell you that they don’t like your partner or like mommy-daddy fighting- explain to them if you do divorce how it’s not their fault and that they’re always gonna be loved.
    (I know that’s a lil past the point butttttt..)
    And yeah blah blah blah.
    TLDR; I agree with your view. :-)

  • @wykydrone
    @wykydrone 6 місяців тому +38

    Speaking on the divorce situation, there was an article about "Happy" divorces. It explained how a couple figured they didn't work out and rather than have a huge fight over everything, they decided to take the positive route. And through them they wanted to make the idea more mainstream. Of course, there were numerous people who disagreed. I absolutely agree that if people are aware that they aren't compatible that it's best to split early.

    • @sunnyandthechlo
      @sunnyandthechlo 6 місяців тому +16

      I saw two people in court trying to explain to the judge that nothing bad happened, they just realized that they were better as best friends than spouses. When the judge declared them divorced they hugged each other and jumped around in excitement lol.

    • @TheHikeChoseMe
      @TheHikeChoseMe 6 місяців тому

      @@sunnyandthechlo shouldnt even need to go to a judge for a divorce. should be like abortions, on demand and no questions.

    • @TayTayMakesBeats
      @TayTayMakesBeats 6 місяців тому

      Something I started seeing pop up a lot in the past year or so is internet chuds like Steven Crowder, Ben Shapiro, Matt Walsh and the like railing against no fault divorce. Notably when publically addressing his divorce after it and security footage of him verbally abusing his wife were leaked Crowder repeatedly complained about the fact that the state of texas allowed her to leave him. We're here talking about what creates the happiest and healthiest outcomes but it's important to remember that some people don't care if people (particularly women) are happy in their marriages so long as they remain married. Hell, I remember Michael Knowles saying that even in the case of physical abuse where a partner's safety is at risk they should "just work it out" because getting divorced is a worse outcome. Let's not forget the time Dennis Prager put out two articles about how marital grape isn't real and a wife "not being in the mood" isn't a valid excuse for not putting out. That's the kind of vibe i get from Jeremy Saville, he doesn't strike me as someone who is overly bothered with how women feel. He leaves that to Loqueesha 😂

  • @v-mouse
    @v-mouse 6 місяців тому +26

    The fact that this movie is so real and every woman can tell you a Story with a guy like that makes this movie to a horror movie and not comedy. Specially the end.

  • @enderfawx3063
    @enderfawx3063 6 місяців тому +30

    You know this movie could've been halfway decent if Nate's friends knew he was psychotic and was just proposing all these tests to give them access to his possessions and control over his livelihood and they actually rob him. Then they could've used as a springboard for an actual test of the couples' bond in tracking those friends down, probably involving the police, and getting their money and items back and having a proper wedding. Still would not be the best movie but would've at least been halfway decent.

    • @geminiflame_
      @geminiflame_ 6 місяців тому +3

      Yup - ANYTHING other than that👏🏾😂

  • @mdccxcii6340
    @mdccxcii6340 6 місяців тому +44

    Everybody gangsta 'til Bionicpig says you're not prepared for what's next.

  • @artsyvidsy5232
    @artsyvidsy5232 6 місяців тому +10

    The way he threatened suicide is insanely selfish too! Doing it in front of a restaurant, hoping for someone to run over him, having a bunch of people who would witness/be part of his death.

  • @stevepensando2593
    @stevepensando2593 6 місяців тому +18

    This movie feels like one huge episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, except with no self-awareness

  • @mega_bird700
    @mega_bird700 6 місяців тому +42

    As soon as I saw the name Jeremy I knew exactly who he was talking about, the man is becoming infamous.

  • @simlover00
    @simlover00 6 місяців тому +20

    I remember the first time someone compared a woman to a car. It was maybe 15 years ago and It made me so mad. They kept saying you have to test women like u do cars and get with the best one

    • @theoneandonlyCQ
      @theoneandonlyCQ 6 місяців тому

      Yeah, that's the 'advice' my uncle gave my brother(who's a pastor btw) when he told the family he wanted to get married. 9 years,a house and 3 kids later,safe to say that mentality is horseshit.

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 6 місяців тому +1

      I only like that analogy when it’s used to debunk “waiting until marriage”
      Cause how will you know if you’re even compatible!?

  • @LittleMissLounge
    @LittleMissLounge 6 місяців тому +18

    Look, I'm not going to shit on folks who give into suicide threats made by the manipulative assholes in their lives. After all, it's a common abuse tactic because it works. However, I really, really wanted the movie to end with Julia saying "Then perish" before going back into the restaurant. Just that, then a jump cut to credits. An edit wouldn't be that hard to do.

  • @Alex-K94
    @Alex-K94 6 місяців тому +18

    Like your take on marriage. I think it was Bill Burr who also said divorces are good. Cause 0% of good marriages end in divorce. Only the bad ones.

  • @meadebe
    @meadebe 6 місяців тому +17

    Do they not know what dating is? Like that's one of the points of dating/talking to someone, is seeing how you 2 fit with each other. Do they just find someone and marry them without getting to know them first or dating them?

  • @kingjay9558
    @kingjay9558 6 місяців тому +16

    This was one big gaslighting move 😭😭😭

  • @oneheavygroove
    @oneheavygroove 6 місяців тому +18

    I know this isn't the point of the video but Pig calling his wife his best friend made my heart happy, you two are adorable together

  • @KirbyIsCute
    @KirbyIsCute 6 місяців тому +17

    I think the MC friends are into ruining this woman's life to the point of no return for their own amusement and just lie to the guy that it's all 'stress test to see how faithful she is' and keep egging him on to see how far he will go. (this is why they keep saying his awful ideas are brilliant to rub his ego and make him continue.)
    "Hey man, how about the we try to sneak her up and stab her multiple times?"
    "Interesting. How will she pass the faithful test in this one?"
    "Test?"

  • @reneepogue2188
    @reneepogue2188 6 місяців тому +3

    Since this is my personal Roman Empire, the whole "50% of marriages end in divorce" figure is based on a faulty study from the 70s/80s where they literally just counted the number of weddings in a year and the number of divorces in a year and the number of divorces happened to be around half of the number of marriages. However, they didn't take into account whether those divorces where from people who had been married that year, so their way of calculating it is fairly faulty. The only way to know an actual percentage would be to do a decades-long study (although most people keeping track believe the number is between 5-12%) and as far as I know, no one has attempted one.

  • @yhedgehogsfly
    @yhedgehogsfly 6 місяців тому +10

    Broo that marriage advice is so real tho. Have you considered having your own radio show?

    • @Luke-ep7zk
      @Luke-ep7zk 6 місяців тому +7

      and pretending to be a black woman?

  • @Wandergirl108
    @Wandergirl108 6 місяців тому +30

    Honestly, just listening to you recount this movie was painful, I can't believe you actually watched the whole thing on your own. You, sir, are far stronger than I will ever be. But THANK YOU for your genuine relationship advice at the start of this video, I hope even one person is made to see the light through your words (I already knew).

  • @missmeesh
    @missmeesh 6 місяців тому +18

    Every movie of his is just a narcissist’s fever dream

  • @Copperyfoxx
    @Copperyfoxx 6 місяців тому +19

    Thank you for emphasizing that divorce is (or at least can be) a good thing. People deserve happiness. If you aren’t happy and you tried to make it work - time to move on.

    • @TayTayMakesBeats
      @TayTayMakesBeats 6 місяців тому +2

      It's not something people talk about often but it's incredibly important. I remember being confused at 13 when everyone (including my parents) were acting like I was supposed to be traumatized by my parents getting divorced. If anything I was traumatized by them being together, I was honestly relieved when they finally split. Now they're both way happier and in the case of my dad he had a wake up call that led to us actually being able to have a positive relationship. My teen years would have sucked if not for that difficult decision, nevermind how much it would have sucked for them.

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 6 місяців тому +1

      I never wanted to be divorced but it’s DEFINITELY been the better option than being cheated on

  • @sunnyandthechlo
    @sunnyandthechlo 6 місяців тому +7

    And you KNOW he’d answer any criticism with ItS SaTirE!
    I’m so disappointed in humanity.

  • @MissSallyB1
    @MissSallyB1 6 місяців тому +13

    why is this lit like a horror movie...oh wait, because it actually is

  • @LilyoftheLake14
    @LilyoftheLake14 6 місяців тому +11

    Threatening suicide if your partner leaves you/doesn't get back with you is a very common tactic of abuse. It happened several times during my abusive relationship that i left a decade ago. It's a tactic abusers use when you get fed up and try to leave, making you out to be the bad guy and they want you to feel like it's your fault if they commit suicide. So the ending being like that is really unbelievable. 😒
    I already knew this dude sucked a big one after the Loqueesha video, but after this movie, he's somehow gotten many times worse and i didn't think he could stoop much lower... he definitely proved me wrong there! What a talent! 🙄
    Smh lol.

  • @_empty_4945
    @_empty_4945 6 місяців тому +55

    Unfortunately I know this movie. And I know it well. It’s my dad’s favourite movie 😭 he watches it at least twice a year

    • @youraveragetheatrenerd2330
      @youraveragetheatrenerd2330 6 місяців тому +34

      God help you soldier 🫡

    • @Brianna_Q
      @Brianna_Q 6 місяців тому +13

      Same with my grandad. He's also a massive Seth McFarlane fan, so it checks out.

    • @LittleMissLounge
      @LittleMissLounge 6 місяців тому +12

      My condolences.

    • @Nyx_Fey_
      @Nyx_Fey_ 6 місяців тому +7

      Your poor mother

    • @P-P-Panda
      @P-P-Panda 6 місяців тому

      Bruh 💀

  • @flameflox
    @flameflox 6 місяців тому +22

    As awful as Loqueesha was, it's also one of my favourite (and first) videos I watched from you, so it's great to see you suffer through another one of his films for us lol

  • @kyleeliniguez6345
    @kyleeliniguez6345 6 місяців тому +4

    Worst line in movie history : " You're a better black woman than me "

  • @kristincox4041
    @kristincox4041 6 місяців тому +10

    She should’ve let him off himself and he follow through. That would’ve been the most satisfying ending. Guy’s a psychopath.

  • @at5203
    @at5203 6 місяців тому +5

    "When you have real love you can't just abandon that person just because they did something that no self respecting person could forgive"
    This line is the most insane and toxic "moral of the story" I have seen in my entire life. Jesus.
    This guy is really made "True love is when you stay with me no matter how shitty I am to you" the message of an entire movie.

  • @kurikame
    @kurikame 6 місяців тому +15

    i appreciate the pig advice. dealing with some stuff currently, and i needed that reminder that society's rush for people to get married based on age is such a big thing but not important in the grand scheme. thank you, bionic pig. much love to you and your wife

  • @nagashtheundyingking4404
    @nagashtheundyingking4404 6 місяців тому +4

    the idea of never ever leaving someone is such a toxic and insane and lets be fair such a selfish person would never actually kill himself.

  • @bogfrogashura1972
    @bogfrogashura1972 6 місяців тому +5

    Can't lie, if I ever found out my partner was "testing my loyalty" or whatever, I would file a restraining order IMMEDIATELY. You do NOT get to fuck with someone like that just for seeing if they'd devote themselves to you

  • @GenderFluidDragonKing
    @GenderFluidDragonKing 6 місяців тому +12

    Why did you (Bionic Pig) have to remind us that this man exists

  • @seanl6022
    @seanl6022 6 місяців тому +11

    Im so glad pig has found his own version of neil green
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @stefanforrer2573
      @stefanforrer2573 6 місяців тому +2

      watch it pal... you're treading on some dangerous ground here...... just imagine the horror of breen getting the idea of making a comedy.. intentionally!

  • @kazman115
    @kazman115 6 місяців тому +8

    Hey bionic pig, this video is good but it'd be much more impactful if we saw a video of a car stress test every 30 seconds

  • @viscountrainbows2857
    @viscountrainbows2857 6 місяців тому +6

    As a Black person, this is one of the scariest movies ever for the point that anyone walked away from this with anything positive to say without being paid mercenary style to say anything more positive than "This is terrible and you should stop, yesterday."

  • @angelofchaos8233
    @angelofchaos8233 6 місяців тому +8

    Wierd thing is in the right hands this could have been a horror movie. Where the characters not friends are bullies trying to gas light and manipulate the main character into staying misserable by breaking up his future marriage.

  • @def_nope
    @def_nope 6 місяців тому +7

    I can only stan this video because Pig's there 😭 This really IS HELL. You're a hero for this Pig!!🏅

  • @briannajanssen6121
    @briannajanssen6121 6 місяців тому +24

    I agree with you 100% on why and how marriages last. I met my husband online and we instantly clicked after our first date. He became my best friend and we are inseparable. We fell in love fast and he proposed exactly a year and a half after we met. Long story short, we have been married for four years and together for seven years and we’re still in our honeymoon stage. I believe that there’s someone for everyone.

    • @creativeforever4533
      @creativeforever4533 6 місяців тому +6

      Except maybe jeremy saville lol

    • @briannajanssen6121
      @briannajanssen6121 6 місяців тому +4

      @@creativeforever4533 Right? So true! 🤣

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee 5 місяців тому +1

      I met my bf online and I really think he's my soulmate. I've never felt so loved, safe and wanted and I've never loved and wanted someone this much in my life. He's the only man I'd ever consider marrying.
      I'm so happy to hear about your happy marriage! Just recently my friend also met her wonderful bf on the internet lol. Goodness all around!

    • @briannajanssen6121
      @briannajanssen6121 5 місяців тому

      @@fawnieee I’m so happy for you and your friend! I pray that everything works out between you and your boyfriends. I pray you all have wonderfully blessed and joyful lives together. God bless you all and thank you for your kind words. 💕

  • @kaiumeda6341
    @kaiumeda6341 6 місяців тому +16

    Hey pig, review this movie: it’s another movie you’ve never heard of- The Wild; Disney’s bonkers ripoff of Madagascar

    • @theoneandonlyCQ
      @theoneandonlyCQ 6 місяців тому +1

      Haha,I actually enjoyed that movie when I was a kid!might have to rewatch it again now.

  • @peterhamburger69
    @peterhamburger69 6 місяців тому +4

    Maybe the real stress test was the friends we made along the way

  • @cherryquill
    @cherryquill 6 місяців тому +3

    To your point in your rant about divorce, my parents got divorced when I was 10 years old. I was sad, of course, and I cried, but once I thought more about it and saw how my parents were both much happier apart, I was fine. My parents' issues have had negative effects on me, but their divorce was not one of those things. Divorce CAN be a problem for kids, but I know a lot of people whose lives were better because their parents chose not to stay together.

  • @siriush100
    @siriush100 6 місяців тому +2

    "The Test" and "Loqueesha" is the ultimate double feature.

  • @Beyza-he8gp
    @Beyza-he8gp 6 місяців тому +4

    for real if I would find out a guy I liked did that to me, I would not only tell him how utterly disgusting that is but I would also tell my parents, all my friends and also tell HIS family about his disgusting actions so he can feel ashamed of himself and can be teached greatly by his parents what a real man is

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 6 місяців тому

      And the internet and the police and his boss

    • @Beyza-he8gp
      @Beyza-he8gp 6 місяців тому

      @@kaydwessie296 they would find that out anytime anyway

  • @SAVAGEsmile
    @SAVAGEsmile 6 місяців тому +3

    Your "Pig Advice" section convinced me to Sub, awesome how logical and reasonable u are. I can respect that and wish more people were the same

  • @kittycatmeowmeow963
    @kittycatmeowmeow963 6 місяців тому +3

    Wow, that woman deserves so much better.😔

  • @capri_kot
    @capri_kot 6 місяців тому +10

    29:02 I went to a class with a girl who was in a wheelchair. She had two strokes in her life when she was a kid which made her limb movements kinda jaggy. Watching this scene insults me for her so much

  • @50bop
    @50bop 6 місяців тому +3

    I'm getting married in a week and a half and I really loved your marriage advice. This movie is so bizarre and misses the point so hard. My fiance is my best friend and we've been best friends since high school. So glad you have a loving happy marriage

  • @LangkeeLongkee
    @LangkeeLongkee 6 місяців тому +4

    I'm not saying people don't think marriage is suppose to fix their relationships, (and yes I agree divorce is a good thing). But actually, the most cited reason for divorce is because the man treats the woman as a homemaker even when she has a full-time job. That's cited even more than infidelity.

  • @aphaty3583
    @aphaty3583 6 місяців тому +7

    The "best friend" thing in relationships it’s on point. I been with my boyfriend for 3 years, and he is my best friend, we are not rushing to get married but he knows that if he one day wants to propose to me I will say yes

  • @RusPitman
    @RusPitman 6 місяців тому +3

    You know this concept could work if say, the friends are bullys who always mess with the gullible and sheepish main character.
    He then reluctantly goes along with everything and a comedy of errors ensues.
    But in the end he finally stands up to them and rides off into the sunset with the girl.
    With i dunno, some kind of ham fisted metaphor about having the confidence to be yourself and speak out against negative behaviour woven in there somehow.
    It would still be pretty trash but you might be able to get Happy Madison to produce it 😂

  • @therealCrazyJake
    @therealCrazyJake 6 місяців тому +2

    License to Wed handled the whole “testing someone who wants to get married to make sure they’re right for each other and don’t wind up divorced” thing WAY better in my opinion.

  • @shiakamatsu463
    @shiakamatsu463 6 місяців тому +2

    I reeatches the Lequisha video for like the 5th time the other day and i was WONDERING when youd do this movie! You mentioned the text briefly in that video and I rlly wanted u to do this movie. I've never seen it but I LOVE watching you pick movies apart. Especially bad movies.😂 keep doing you bro!

  • @kallyb1998
    @kallyb1998 6 місяців тому +2

    When you thought a movie couldn't get worse, they said "Hold my common sense"

  • @racheldeschaine
    @racheldeschaine 6 місяців тому +4

    Your rant on marriage is so spot on and my thoughts exactly bravo👏🏻

  • @UsagiMay
    @UsagiMay 6 місяців тому +1

    Why does the synopsis for this movie weirdly remind me of the story of Eros and psyche? except it wasn't him who put her through the test, it was Aphrodite

  • @GarGarHardin
    @GarGarHardin 6 місяців тому +2

    But it's laundry day father, I have no other shirt. Please show mercy

  • @claytonmitchell5685
    @claytonmitchell5685 6 місяців тому +2

    The complex of marriage is something that I grow further and further from wanting for myself with every passing day. Same with having kids. I'd rather be in a long term relationship with a person I love more than anyone else, with the main priority of our relationship being us and our happiness. Whatever that looks like, marriage or not, kids or not, however it needs to happen. Society's view of the necessity of marriage despite the idea that it should be toxic because "men and women can just never truly get along" is fucking psychotic. Your advice is spot on Pig

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 6 місяців тому

      I want to marry a fictional character because I love her but also to show society’s “rules” how much I don’t respect them

  • @therealCrazyJake
    @therealCrazyJake 6 місяців тому +4

    What’s odd is the premise doesn’t sound all that bad, like it might genuinely work as an overthetop satire, but the main issue I’m seeing is, like you said, Jeremy wants you sympathize with his character. With the right script and delivery, this could have been quite hilarious, imo, and seems like something Norm MacDonald (May he Rest In Peace) could have pulled off.

  • @veaceslavstoianov4378
    @veaceslavstoianov4378 6 місяців тому +38

    Bionicpig never fails to clap my cheeks

  • @bubblesnations5847
    @bubblesnations5847 6 місяців тому +2

    finally a movie review with the title “..you’ve never heard of” that i HAVE indeed heard of.

  • @somedudedoinart
    @somedudedoinart 6 місяців тому

    ty pig for being in the background while i write down quotes from king henry the 5th for my exams bro your a real one

  • @ohaiClemmy
    @ohaiClemmy 6 місяців тому +8

    Pig I swear you be preaching 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @rodericktomlin3053
    @rodericktomlin3053 6 місяців тому +2

    I’m not sure how grounded in reality this is bcuz surely anyone within a 25 feet radius would died of sepsis with this many pieces of human waste in one place at any given time.

  • @manic_cosmic_artist
    @manic_cosmic_artist 6 місяців тому +2

    There is nothing more attractive than a man who just… really loves his wife. It’s so refreshing

  • @artg4319
    @artg4319 6 місяців тому +4

    I love this. I've been married to my best friend for 35 years.

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 6 місяців тому

      You sound like my parents! Except they just hit 31 years

  • @Hope-qj6ny
    @Hope-qj6ny 6 місяців тому +2

    I LOVED YOUR MARRIAGE RANT!!!!!!!!! I feel like I'm literally screaming exactly what you said to so many people loooool.

  • @raxidaydreams
    @raxidaydreams 6 місяців тому +2

    14:08 I actually thought you added this clip as a joke 💀

  • @DuelaDent52
    @DuelaDent52 6 місяців тому +8

    Yeah bois, let’s go! Loqueesha 0.5!
    EDIT: Dude, what the heck, your openings are getting weirdly more specifically accurate to me.
    EDIT 2: Oh good gravy, you warned me and I thought I was prepared for this film but I really wasn’t.

    • @omnicurse
      @omnicurse 6 місяців тому

      The Kybalian is one with you.

  • @TXRcos
    @TXRcos 6 місяців тому

    Lowkey I STILL go back and watch your Loqueesha video at least once a week. One of my favorite videos!

  • @mikio_thepuppy
    @mikio_thepuppy 6 місяців тому +2

    12:31 that’s how my parents grew up. Thinking you have to rush for marriage or else ur not happy. So now they just talk mad shit about each other. And what’s worse is that they just deal with it. (Fucked up my view on marriage honestly)

  • @tymothyyoung1530
    @tymothyyoung1530 6 місяців тому +2

    The fact that he not only thought this would make a good film but then believed it enough to actually make it real is beyond my understanding, but then watching it back and still thinking it was still great. and with that unbelievable ending which is just his own ego inflation as you'd literally have to be crazy to take him back after that. No self respecting woman alive would marry him and say she's just at much at fault. I'd leave him laying in the road and walk away.

  • @maetay1256
    @maetay1256 6 місяців тому +3

    Just watched your breakdown of Loqueesha and it brought me here. You, sir, are a saint for sitting through these absolutely dreadful movies. Your breakdowns are great and I love what you said about marriage (been married for almost 10 years to my best friend). Anyway, you got a new sub 😂❤

    • @DrizzleSports
      @DrizzleSports 6 місяців тому

      samee i just came from that video lmao

  • @dogboi6639
    @dogboi6639 6 місяців тому +1

    The park scene with the physical therapy is really funny in an awful way if you think about the fact that they drove him to the park, presumably helped him to the grass and then just sat down on the bench to look on concernedly as he just kinda flails around "learning to walk again" through trial and error.